Lyrtics! All ye thirsty men, hast thou heard The tale of a place, covered in sand If ye move too quick (Oh-Way-Oh) Ye fall and die buried in the land All the merchants line up by the Nile They sell their goods, set up in a line Gild crocodiles (Oh-way-oh) They snap their teeth On your smoking pipe Pagan types with thy hookah pipes say (Whey-oh-Whey-Oh-Whey-Oh-Way-Oh) Smoke like an Egyptian And if you by chance, make your way To this land, far across the sea; I must warn you, (Oh way-oh) They only smoke, they aren’t allowed to drink All the children so sick of Church, They like the bard and the merry band. When the Church Bell rings (Whoa-oh-oh) They're dancing like an Egyptian All the squires in the marketplace say (Whey-oh-Whey-Oh, Whey-Oh-Way-Oh) Fight like an Egyptian. [Playeth Thine Fucking Lute] Slide your feet up the street, bend your back Shift your arm then you pull it back. Life's hard you know (Oh-way-oh) So strike a pose on the saddleback If you’re looking to join the Knights They're hanging outside the smithy’s shop. They sing and dance (Oh-way-oh) Drinking until they start to rock While overseas, their enemies The ones that they call the saracens And the pagans know (Oh-way-oh) They walk the line like Egyptians All the Knights by the smithy’s sign say: (Whey-oh-Whey-Oh, Whey-Oh-Way-Oh) Fight like an Egyptian Fight like an Egyptian
"After losing two of his companions in that Crusade He saw God, covered in light, at the top of the Heaven's stairs... ...Years later, he went on a mission to help God's child in his Crusade against the Devil Only to find himself in his Silver Chariot watching from the top of the stairs, at the Devil observing him from the bottom."
@@ArstotzkaEmpire It was a mix of both. Mamluks and Abbasids, although the Mamluks were much stronger than the Abbasids when the Mongolians were attacking, and easily overshadows the Abbasids. The Abbasids were kicked out of modern day Egypt about 1250, where the Mamluks took over. The Mongolians wouldn't attack until about 10 years after that, and the Abbasids wouldn't have survived without Mamluk support. The Mamluks were one of the main reasons why the Il-Khanate didn't expand farther into the Middle East, as the Mamluk statecraft and military was too much for the Il-Khanate to invade. It is the same reason why the Il-Khanate didn't expand too far into Anatolia, as Europe was too strong for them to take on.
@@nyannibalism No, you're wrong. The Abbasids defeated the Mongols at the battle of Baghdad stopping their invasion permanently, The Mamlucks were mostly losing to the Illikhanate but because of the goverment's instability and immediate death of the rulers they didn't conquer most of remains of the Abbassids.
@@ArstotzkaEmpire My mistake, I was thinking about the wrong dynasty. I was thinking of the Ayyubid dynasty. The Ayyubid dynasty was the one that was kicked out of Egypt and then would fall to the Mongolians, just to become Mamluk. They had names that were close so my brain farted and got the two mixed up. However, the Abbasid Empire did infact meet its end in the Mongolian invasions, leaving the Mamluks and other Arabian forces to hold off the invaders. The Abbasids fell in 1258, two years before the Mamluk-Ilkhanid wars started. The Abbasids did fight the Mongolians in Persia, but they couldn't hold them off for long, causing a swift take over on the Mongolian part (the sack of Baghdad lasted not even a month in length). However, it was after the fall of the Abbasids that the Mongolians started started to have troubles in the Middle East, due to the combined forces of the Mamluks and other Arabian nations at the time, with the Mamluks being the largest and the most powerful of the bunch (had more land, had a larger army, and was quite stable). Two years after the fall of the Abbasids, the Mongols tried to invade the Mamluk, but was met with great resistance to the point where the Mongolians were actually pushed out of land instead of vice versa. The Mamluks were fighters, and they faught hard. The Mamluk-Ilkhanid war lasted from 1260-1323, where the Il-Khanate gave up against the Mamluks and signed the Treaty of Aleppo. The Treaty of Aleppo forced the Il-Khanate to convert to Islam, which would later cause the Il-Khanate to stop expansion as they imbrased the Islamic faith, and would lead to a period of peace. It would be that after that period of peace, in the later 14th century (so not long after peace was made), that the Il-Khanate would fall.
Oh? thou art approaching me? instead of running hence, thou art coming right towards me? i can't did beat the horror out of thee without getting clos'r
"...'Twill be thine left hand, that of Satan." "Nay,nay,nay,nay,nay." "...Then, thine right?" "Nay, Nay, Nay, Nay, Nay" "Oh, good sir...sayeth it not be both of thine hands!" "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes." "YES!" "ART THOU TO PERFORM THINE GESTURE OF 'ORA ORA'!?" "Yes, yes, yes....oh, blessed Mary."
Old Man Joestar: "OH MY GOD!!! How the hell did we end up in the Middle Ages?" Jotaro: "Good grief... don't you remember that whole thing with the Holy Corpse Parts, old man? This is probably like that." Jonathan Joestar: "Hello, boys! Fancy seeing you here!" Old Man Joestar: "HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT!!!" Jotaro: "Calm down, old man... good grief..."
@SlothTheWeeb Just not Valentine... I like the idea of him bopping around the multiverse, being a pain in the ass wherever he goes with his jingoistic nonsense. But Diavolo DID die. And he'll KEEP dying in perpetuity, because of the "reset to zero" power of Gold Experience Requiem.
yo wait this would be kinda fun to read in a short story kinda light novel form if im being totally honest 😳😳👀👀👀 i mean, i havent written in a while, but im told im good. I could 👀👀 write 👀👀👀👀👁 this
Star of White Ore>Sir Jot'ro Cujo'u Emerald of Pope>Sir Noriak'y Kakyo'n Purpure of Hermit>Lord Joseph Jo'ster Chariot of Silver>Monsieur Jean de Pierre of Polnareff house Gules of Magician> Avdol Ibn Mohamed, a saracen sage The Jester>Iggyth The kingdom>DIO of Brandon House
For a moment I entertained the thought that there would be no Jojo references in the comments _At a speed faster than a black gay priest, I quickly realized the foolishness of such thoughts._
@Noriaki Kakyoin *puts hand over shoulder* It's ok my dude, Although it may have been deflected numerous times you still have won our Hearts over plus you gave one hell of a great speech to polnareff aswell as gave the best Bro Handshake!
Joh-de-Joh's Medieval Adventure Phantom Rome Feudal Tendency Deus Crusaders Constantinople Is Unbreakable Golden Miasma Joan d'Ocean Byzantine Wall Run AvAvignon
People in the future be like: "So, most folktale songs originated from the 14th, 15th and 21st centuries? What the hell happened during those five other centuries???"
Considering the original was done by an 80s American girl band it makes sense to go for medieval western perspective, if the original was Egyptian it would be fitting to go for an ancient Egyptian style
*Hunting Accident* _Epstein's body has been draped, by whom you do not know, in a white cloth now stained red by his lost vitae. They say he was found by his horse, in a clearing in the woods. You know the place they speak of. Epstein's face is calm, almost serene. You reach out to touch him. The terrible reality of the situation dawns on you. The cold you feel is that of death._ *[Sorrow overtakes you.]* *[Oh well...]*
I thought this thing about remaking songs with a medieval style couldn't get more weird, but now we have Jojokes mixed with crazy language and it's awesome.
Art thee approaching me? instead of running hence, thee cometh right to me? I can't destroyeth the the horror out of thee without getting clos'r. Then receiveth as closeth as thee wanteth!
I seek thine man with two hands of right, so that I may avenge mine sibling. Art thou willing to aid me in mine quest? If so, I may be compelled to partake in thy vampire hunt.
Be forewarned, Sir Jean-Pierre of the House of Polnareff. My Emperor hath indeed assumed the form of a crossbow... and thy blade cannot defeat my crossbow!
@@steeldruid Brah, it's a Prog Rock song. Just be thankful to the Lord that you're not obligated to do Dopesmoker by Sleep, cause that's an hour and 3 and a half minutes ordeal you DON'T want to go through! Bet!
I love this, i can imagine the setting so well, whether accurate or not its calming to imagine another lifr through the aid of this music, i haven't found a unique youtube channel in forever, maybe coz im always on Gaming channels so i get recommended just gaming channels
Vegeta Lover92 they made this cover as a Jojo reference dude. Like you don’t need to flex your godly big brain everyone knows Araki didn’t make the song.
"What-ho, approachest thou me?" quoth yon saucy knave Dio right heartily. Sir Jotaro of House Joestar answereth unto him, "Yea, verily; I canst not smite thee lest I approach nigh unto thee." "Marry," quoth Dio, "come e'en as nigh as thou wilt!"
Let's be real here, this is genuinely _AWESOME,_ and if I heard this start to be played at a Renaissance Faire I'd be glued to whatever performers were playing it until the end of their set. You would be too, don't lie.
Lyrtics!
All ye thirsty men, hast thou heard
The tale of a place, covered in sand
If ye move too quick (Oh-Way-Oh)
Ye fall and die buried in the land
All the merchants line up by the Nile
They sell their goods, set up in a line
Gild crocodiles (Oh-way-oh)
They snap their teeth
On your smoking pipe
Pagan types with thy hookah pipes say
(Whey-oh-Whey-Oh-Whey-Oh-Way-Oh)
Smoke like an Egyptian
And if you by chance, make your way
To this land, far across the sea;
I must warn you, (Oh way-oh)
They only smoke, they aren’t allowed to drink
All the children so sick of Church,
They like the bard and the merry band.
When the Church Bell rings (Whoa-oh-oh)
They're dancing like an Egyptian
All the squires in the marketplace say
(Whey-oh-Whey-Oh, Whey-Oh-Way-Oh)
Fight like an Egyptian.
[Playeth Thine Fucking Lute]
Slide your feet up the street, bend your back
Shift your arm then you pull it back.
Life's hard you know (Oh-way-oh)
So strike a pose on the saddleback
If you’re looking to join the Knights
They're hanging outside the smithy’s shop.
They sing and dance (Oh-way-oh)
Drinking until they start to rock
While overseas, their enemies
The ones that they call the saracens
And the pagans know (Oh-way-oh)
They walk the line like Egyptians
All the Knights by the smithy’s sign say:
(Whey-oh-Whey-Oh, Whey-Oh-Way-Oh)
Fight like an Egyptian
Fight like an Egyptian
It is nice and all but it feels kind of too chill(slow) which is not necessarily a bad thing but different than original
enes akar speed it up to 1.25
If you feel that way
Yo king how about a medieval cover of the "Hellfire" by Disney?
@@bellalotario YEP. OKAY. THAT'S A WINNER.
- Art thou Mohammad Avdul?
- Indeed, sir, 'tis I!
@@CartmanBro.Official bro we are literally in a jojo vid my 2 braincells cant process your comment
I understand that the song isn't from jojo but come on, b r o
Guido Mista it is from jojo
@@boukh_h the song wasn't made by JoJo but it was used in JoJo
I clicked on this video just to search for a comment like this xD
When the Stardust Crusaders actually go on a Crusade
Ikr!
Dio= God in Italian
Dues Vult
oh way oh
they aren't called crusaders for nothing
"After losing two of his companions in that Crusade
He saw God, covered in light, at the top of the Heaven's stairs...
...Years later, he went on a mission to help God's child in his Crusade against the Devil
Only to find himself in his Silver Chariot watching from the top of the stairs, at the Devil observing him from the bottom."
When thoust and thy buddies call thouselves Stardust Crusaders and go to Egypt to smite an unholy vampire
Who you calling unholy
Ahem, "and ventures to Nubia, to smite an unholy undead"
Mind thine metrics, sire
Oh? Art thou approaching me? Instead of turning in flight, you approach me?
@@zorokicksass60 My deepest apologies good sir
@@zorokicksass60 Nubia and Egypt are two different places ever since Ancient times
No man hath ev'r parried mine own emerald expulsion!
jojo reference
No one can deflect the emerald splash
unicorn lyla and the animals Thank you for explanation
ZA WARDUUUUUUU
Nice
* agrees in rerorerorero *
When the approching Mongolian armies get pushed back by the Mamluks.
Abbasids*
@@ArstotzkaEmpire It was a mix of both. Mamluks and Abbasids, although the Mamluks were much stronger than the Abbasids when the Mongolians were attacking, and easily overshadows the Abbasids. The Abbasids were kicked out of modern day Egypt about 1250, where the Mamluks took over.
The Mongolians wouldn't attack until about 10 years after that, and the Abbasids wouldn't have survived without Mamluk support. The Mamluks were one of the main reasons why the Il-Khanate didn't expand farther into the Middle East, as the Mamluk statecraft and military was too much for the Il-Khanate to invade. It is the same reason why the Il-Khanate didn't expand too far into Anatolia, as Europe was too strong for them to take on.
@@nyannibalism No, you're wrong. The Abbasids defeated the Mongols at the battle of Baghdad stopping their invasion permanently, The Mamlucks were mostly losing to the Illikhanate but because of the goverment's instability and immediate death of the rulers they didn't conquer most of remains of the Abbassids.
@@ArstotzkaEmpire My mistake, I was thinking about the wrong dynasty. I was thinking of the Ayyubid dynasty. The Ayyubid dynasty was the one that was kicked out of Egypt and then would fall to the Mongolians, just to become Mamluk. They had names that were close so my brain farted and got the two mixed up.
However, the Abbasid Empire did infact meet its end in the Mongolian invasions, leaving the Mamluks and other Arabian forces to hold off the invaders. The Abbasids fell in 1258, two years before the Mamluk-Ilkhanid wars started. The Abbasids did fight the Mongolians in Persia, but they couldn't hold them off for long, causing a swift take over on the Mongolian part (the sack of Baghdad lasted not even a month in length). However, it was after the fall of the Abbasids that the Mongolians started started to have troubles in the Middle East, due to the combined forces of the Mamluks and other Arabian nations at the time, with the Mamluks being the largest and the most powerful of the bunch (had more land, had a larger army, and was quite stable).
Two years after the fall of the Abbasids, the Mongols tried to invade the Mamluk, but was met with great resistance to the point where the Mongolians were actually pushed out of land instead of vice versa. The Mamluks were fighters, and they faught hard. The Mamluk-Ilkhanid war lasted from 1260-1323, where the Il-Khanate gave up against the Mamluks and signed the Treaty of Aleppo.
The Treaty of Aleppo forced the Il-Khanate to convert to Islam, which would later cause the Il-Khanate to stop expansion as they imbrased the Islamic faith, and would lead to a period of peace. It would be that after that period of peace, in the later 14th century (so not long after peace was made), that the Il-Khanate would fall.
@@nyannibalism This comment section has true class.
Baron D'Arby: "Venturest on, Ser Jousturr."
"OH,indeed a game of ball and stick!"
"O QUAM A BASEBALL!!!"
"Ser" was never an actual word
@@gengarwarrior6802 No one in these comment sections actually does medieval-posting correctly. Most of them don't even know how "thou" works.
VikingMan28 yeah I’m not gonna learn a new form of wording and different idioms and medieval sentences just for a joke.
Bretheren! Is tis another allusion of jojo's peculiar quest?
Why yes, Effendi... T'is!
Ye that it is
@@nihal2055 It do be like that
Thou verily beareth thy curse upon his'try. Thy riches cannot thy transgressions sate.
Lord Dio shall not feel good about this
Oh? thou art approaching me? instead of running hence, thou art coming right towards me?
i can't did beat the horror out of thee without getting clos'r
Ho ho! Verily I say, have at thee!
OH NOT! OH MINE SAVIOR!
"How many poor soul thou art taken?"
"How many grains of wheat thou have consume?"
Ah yes finally
“Give thou a rest. There would be only one reason as to why thine lost this duel.”
“Your person hath annoyed me with your presence”
It took me a while to get it
"closure thou opening,women of cheatings of men!"
I'm so glad you said this.
Thou hath annoyed me with thine presence
This would be stardust crusaders ending if silver chariot was the protagonist
(Edit: how the fuck this got likes?)
wait, he is not???
a rapier is not really medevil
Koichi was the Polnarellf of Part 4 don't @ me.
If Jojos and dark souls had a baby
@@Ixe2077 and bucciarati was the koichi of part 5
When thy combats an unholy vampire and he smites thy while saying"futile, futile, futile"
Jojo reference
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Edit: thank you for all the likes
As he ceases all movement and smites thy with a path leveler.
Futile, futile, futile!!
@HyperCarry Music No
"...'Twill be thine left hand, that of Satan."
"Nay,nay,nay,nay,nay."
"...Then, thine right?"
"Nay, Nay, Nay, Nay, Nay"
"Oh, good sir...sayeth it not be both of thine hands!"
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes."
"YES!"
"ART THOU TO PERFORM THINE GESTURE OF 'ORA ORA'!?"
"Yes, yes, yes....oh, blessed Mary."
Hahahaha, it took me a second to realize what this was referencing, good job sir!
@@djpegao why thank you, fellow man of culture!
@@djpegao same
This is amazing
@@littlewolfyzapling8810 glad you enjoyed!
I like the fine border between people that actually just like the song or recognize it from jojo
Edit: ALRIGHT I GET IT, SOME PEOPLE LIKE BOTH
Is this from Jojos?
for real 👊😔
Why not both
Both!
Jojo boi here
Old Man Joestar: "OH MY GOD!!! How the hell did we end up in the Middle Ages?"
Jotaro: "Good grief... don't you remember that whole thing with the Holy Corpse Parts, old man? This is probably like that."
Jonathan Joestar: "Hello, boys! Fancy seeing you here!"
Old Man Joestar: "HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT!!!"
Jotaro: "Calm down, old man... good grief..."
CANON
@@steeldruid In the realms of imagination, anything is canon. If you can dream it... do it.
@SlothTheWeeb Just not Valentine... I like the idea of him bopping around the multiverse, being a pain in the ass wherever he goes with his jingoistic nonsense.
But Diavolo DID die. And he'll KEEP dying in perpetuity, because of the "reset to zero" power of Gold Experience Requiem.
@@thetribunaloftheimaginatio5247 sure
yo wait this would be kinda fun to read in a short story kinda light novel form if im being totally honest 😳😳👀👀👀
i mean, i havent written in a while, but im told im good. I could 👀👀 write 👀👀👀👀👁 this
"Oh, thou is nearing ye?"
"Ye cannot smite thee without first moving towards thou."
"Very well, approach to thine heart's content."
Star of White Ore>Sir Jot'ro Cujo'u
Emerald of Pope>Sir Noriak'y Kakyo'n
Purpure of Hermit>Lord Joseph Jo'ster
Chariot of Silver>Monsieur Jean de Pierre of Polnareff house
Gules of Magician> Avdol Ibn Mohamed, a saracen sage
The Jester>Iggyth
The kingdom>DIO of Brandon House
Beautiful
I get it now
GOU AHHED MISTER JO'STER
Star of White ORA?!
Silver Chariot is the one closest to a direct translation 😁
For a moment I entertained the thought that there would be no Jojo references in the comments
_At a speed faster than a black gay priest, I quickly realized the foolishness of such thoughts._
*「A BIT CLOSER TO HEAVEN」*
lol there's one in the description ^
@@bkb757 DIO!
What’s JoJo
YOU FOOL YOU FELL FOR IT, THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK
Villain Deku stan account Thank you for this 😂
Thou art doing the impossible! No mortal could hope to defend against thy emerald splash!
"Thou Cannot Deflect thy Emerald Splash!"
Also if you put this song on at 1.25 speed it turns to a real bop 😎👍
It's already a bop
Thank you for this observation lol I like it at that speed much better
@@amber-waves-of-pain Hey you're welcome my friend :D
@Noriaki Kakyoin *puts hand over shoulder* It's ok my dude, Although it may have been deflected numerous times you still have won our Hearts over plus you gave one hell of a great speech to polnareff aswell as gave the best Bro Handshake!
Sh*t thanks for the tip. An option for both moods; Tired and done with existing properly.
Joh-de-Joh's Medieval Adventure
Phantom Rome
Feudal Tendency
Deus Crusaders
Constantinople Is Unbreakable
Golden Miasma
Joan d'Ocean
Byzantine Wall Run
AvAvignon
You have my gratitude, O Sir Dio, from the House of Brando.
Constantinople is Unbreakable...
Laughs in Mehmed II.
Lmao Byzantine Wall Run got me
_Joan d'Ocean lmao_
BITCH GOLDEN MIASMA LMAOOOO
People in the future be like:
"So, most folktale songs originated from the 14th, 15th and 21st centuries? What the hell happened during those five other centuries???"
"Dark Age, my student, Dark Age. Those were Dark Times."
I blame the Victorian Era, mostly.
The 16th century collapse is the most reasonable theory
The fact that this was not done in an Ancient Egyptian style confuses me.
*Prince of Egypt flashbacks*
Let's say it's from the perspective of european merchants/bards lol
Considering the original was done by an 80s American girl band it makes sense to go for medieval western perspective, if the original was Egyptian it would be fitting to go for an ancient Egyptian style
@@riatanet1609 Still, it would be pretty cool to hear.
Several Fighters aye, it would be
When thine elder takes ye and his soothe sayer hire on a journey to Egypt to Crusade against a Vampyre bles'd with Devil's Luck.
When the crusade for Egypt fails.
Which one? 1180s or 1980s?
@@amesstarline5482 yes?
@@amesstarline5482 1798
@@amesstarline5482 2022...
Wait wha... (muu)
@@thebookless3381 That was just in memory disks..
this is silver chariot requiem's world
1:57
*Mine face when sir Epstein killeth himself not.*
*Mine audible gasp*
@@grimreminder5038
*Thine audible gasp*
*Hunting Accident*
_Epstein's body has been draped, by whom you do not know, in a white cloth now stained red by his lost vitae. They say he was found by his horse, in a clearing in the woods. You know the place they speak of. Epstein's face is calm, almost serene. You reach out to touch him. The terrible reality of the situation dawns on you. The cold you feel is that of death._
*[Sorrow overtakes you.]*
*[Oh well...]*
@@Sky_Guy
*_[Cue hearty Medieval chortle track]_*
@@Sky_Guy Ha! 'Tis a fine day for an E.U. IV reference such as thine!
Enyaba: Hast thou heard? The Entire Knight of Horse and my son will slay the Jousturs.
Diux: That is impressive, but I dost not recall asking thou.
I think DIO would still just be named DIO in this. His name would probably be seen as blasphemous, since it's literally another word for god.
Sir Jot'ro and hid trusty back spirit Star Plat'num journey out to Egypt to slay an horrible Ghoul titled DIO
Thy cannot accord what thou beholden, with silver!
Dan of Steel: 「RETIRED」
Sire Dan of Steel
"what is thine favourite of the bard's ballads brother Joseph?"
"Tis must be 'stride as a mamluk' brother Matthew"
I wonder why this is so calming
Walk like an Egyptian
Oh, thou carry to me? Rather than make haste, thou making way to I?
I have no ability to strike if not to approach you.
Mine remember thy old tale about 5 good men fighting using ghost
Dio: I have Conquered Time itself!
Jotaro : Thou Art thy only one whomst hath conquered time...DIO!
Great job
dude every time i read your name i laugh please never change it
@@steeldruid you mentioning that made me laugh at his glorious name as well
Vegetable lover
That is an interesting name.
I thought this thing about remaking songs with a medieval style couldn't get more weird, but now we have Jojokes mixed with crazy language and it's awesome.
"Good grief
I hast made haste in time.
Squire Koichi, thine art dependable.
HAVE AT THEE HAVE AT THEE HAVE AT THEE!"
Art thee approaching me? instead of running hence, thee cometh right to me?
I can't destroyeth the the horror out of thee without getting clos'r.
Then receiveth as closeth as thee wanteth!
“Oh thou is approching i rather than retreating thou chooses to continue and attack me?”
“I am unable to defeat you without without approching thou”
I seek thine man with two hands of right, so that I may avenge mine sibling. Art thou willing to aid me in mine quest? If so, I may be compelled to partake in thy vampire hunt.
This was the stardust crusaders' outro before Jonothan was born.
oh yeah it's coming all together...the stardust...crusaders....
Yes
Ye naves, I say NAY! This poem does not call to the tales yonder men of Joestar Blood.
Dost thou, vile knave, dare approacheth such royalty as I?
By mine troth, ‘tis a mysterious wonderment of the Bards craft!
THE WORLD
TIME HATH BEEN HALTED!
When you, your grandfather and a couple of friends decide to make a crusade to Egypt because an evil vampire lives there.
Put up jojo tags to my dude you deserve the additional fanfare
Take heed, companions! This masterful art, I declare, must be the machinations of a foe who doth manifest their ill tidings to stand before us
When the DM makes you fight DIO in a campaign..
The ambulance about to hit Kira: 0:41
Be forewarned, Sir Jean-Pierre of the House of Polnareff. My Emperor hath indeed assumed the form of a crossbow... and thy blade cannot defeat my crossbow!
For some reason, a wink at the end of the video always guarantees that I enjoyed the video and makes my day be much better.
Gilbert always makes me smile.
*Mine fellow squires and I, traveling henceforth in intent of disrupting the local Catholic temple nary an hour past 9 on Sunday morning be like:*
And thank you Gilbert. You brought my brother much laughter in his life. Mine as well.
Could you cover Roundabout next?
bruh it's like 8 minutes long
...i'll make a poll
@@steeldruid Brah, it's a Prog Rock song. Just be thankful to the Lord that you're not obligated to do Dopesmoker by Sleep, cause that's an hour and 3 and a half minutes ordeal you DON'T want to go through! Bet!
@@steeldruid I'd settle for an instrumental.
I THINK THIS IS MAKING A CONNECTION
I would love roundabout
I love this, i can imagine the setting so well, whether accurate or not its calming to imagine another lifr through the aid of this music, i haven't found a unique youtube channel in forever, maybe coz im always on Gaming channels so i get recommended just gaming channels
One of my favorite covers!
Mate this is a pure gold experience, incredible job.
Is no one going to mention the fact that the two in the picture have the same color pattern as Avdol and Dio?
A keen eye, my good ser. I didn't notice that and you might be the only one who noticed that.
ngl your name kinda sounds like diavolo's death
Soundtrack to the fifth crusade
March like an European
My brother killed himself a year ago today. I didn't think anything could help me feel good today but this helps a little. Tyvm for it.
Wow, jesus dude. I'm really sad to hear about your brother, but really happy you found that kind of joy in this silly little meme genre. :)
@@steeldruid maybe not so much joy per session, as a bit of solace. It means alot.
*Th're's only one reasoneth wherefore thee hath lost, dio*
*th're's just one simple answ'r*
*thee very much piss'd me off*
- 𝔍𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔬 𝔎𝔲𝔧𝔬
Honestly this might be the single best Medieval cover on youtube right now. I seriously cant stop listening to this
*Rebellious squires of the Medieval age, spiting thine Churchgoing-parents be like:*
Forsooth, I, a knight in shining armour, shall stand by this brave fenchman and this noble pope into Egypt on our holy crusade!
playeth thine lute
im dying
Alternate lyric suggestion:
Shoudst thou wish to find the Watch, they can be found at ye pastry shop.
Other than that, brilliantly done as always!
Very nice vocals!! Great job
Thanks dude!
It's like a European bard went to Egypt and then went back to Europe and sung about what he saw lol
Exact vibe I wanted lol
“Eight seconds has't hath passed” - Lord DIO
Mine brother, though your tales truly art manical, I cannot recall inquiring.
Very soothing!
Hoh!? Dost thou approach'eth me?
Submitting for your consideration: Safety Dance by Men Without Hats. Just begs to be Bardcore.
thats frickin awesome
is that hol horse about to shoot dio?
Very cool rendition of this song. I love the changes you made to adapt it to a more medieval setting :)
Also I cracked up at [playeth thine lute!]
*_[ P A T H T R A M P L E R ]_*
NO LORD HATH DEFELCTED THINE EMERALD SPLASH!!!
I Would like to humbly request The Last Train Home
you mean the last wagon home
Last Galley Home
Great stuff! And sound is so much better than the commercially mixed and compressed stuff. We play really loud, but it's not fatiguing.
Could you make a bloody stream but medieval cover?
So this is what music would sound like if Egypt existed back then. Fascinating.
Yo jojokes aside, this is truly a golden experience
Ayyyy
Forsooth! The disgraced sir was most assuredly slain by another's hand.
Make more jojo pls
Not necessarily a JoJo thing it was a song first
I know it tho
@@vegetalover9297 i did not know that thank you.
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Vegeta Lover92 they made this cover as a Jojo reference dude. Like you don’t need to flex your godly big brain everyone knows Araki didn’t make the song.
IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING.... UGHAAAAAAA I'M TRANSFORMINGGGGG!
*PERFECT MAN*
Do CRAZY BIZZARE NOISY TOWN in medieval ver next! 🙇♀️🙏
"What-ho, approachest thou me?" quoth yon saucy knave Dio right heartily.
Sir Jotaro of House Joestar answereth unto him, "Yea, verily; I canst not smite thee lest I approach nigh unto thee."
"Marry," quoth Dio, "come e'en as nigh as thou wilt!"
Is this aforementioned melody perchance an allusion to JoJo's outlandish escapades?
One of the few best things to come out of 2020
This is legitimately one of my new faborite songs, the vocals and instruments are just so disgustingly good.
Man, this is great. Nice job.
My word, thank you majestic bard for this wonderful rendition of walk like an Egyptian
"What Does The Fox Say" but medieval.
"WHAT QUOTH THE VIXEN?"
"That doth be crazy, mine brother, but I don't recall asking"
O burnethd
Let's be real here, this is genuinely _AWESOME,_ and if I heard this start to be played at a Renaissance Faire I'd be glued to whatever performers were playing it until the end of their set. You would be too, don't lie.