Please by all means, leave a comment if you have any suggestions for other songs! At the moment I'm planning to do another of these already after my next commission piece is completed. Please be sure to go check out Cornelius Link, and other 'bardcore' artists!
"my good fellow, it appears that the arrow loosed last by you hath departed from thine own mind, but hark, i hath remembered! Eggshell Compendium: Tender Sorrow!!!" *thwack* Victory is mine to partake!!! *this starts playing* "He doth done what??!!!"
"And they stood before the devil "I am rightful king!" Quoth he In armor of crimson metal His sword aloft held he! Red with blood of knights Of dames and beasts he shed Merciless, to all plight His throne built but on death! But a valiant knight, of heart gold Stands up to the emperor "Have at thee!"- stands he bold And quoth he- "Mine name is Giorno! Of house Giovanna I am born And to thee I now say this! My dream righteous and true With thine death through I shall see!" And charg'd at him, blade in hand Charge at that devil did he! Nary a doubt, nor fear In his eyes no cowardice! Their final and greatest struggle No human words can describe! Be said only that 'twas valiant For all other knights, to admire! But 'twas fate that dealt To the devil the last blow In death, infamy and shame Dead forevermore And 'twas same fate, who praised The hero with heart of gold True king, king of kings! King forevermore!"
Imagine being a king in the 1490s and you order the travelling bard to play some GOOD music (or else he is decapitated) and he hits you with this *absolute fucking unit* of a banger
Technically this is canonical as stands have been around for thousands of years, so somewhere in medieval times there's a good chance a Stand battle happened.
"Your time has come, Diavolo. Thoust cause no more nuisance, should you cease. But I, an individual, goest by the name, "Gi'rno Giovanna," thinks that thou wilt not halt, and so I hast a dream." *Now Playing* *Il Vento D'oro - Warped Realities*
Gi'rno giovanna thee cannot desire to defeat me! i shall prevail in this battleth. Thy m're standeth high-lone yond is only capable of creating life is not enow to did beat mine own king crimson. I shalt ruleth Za W'rudo atop mine own throne of c'rpses of fallen foes!
@@somuchtocook9159 they mean rats too. rats were part of the everyday life on mevieval castles, not just the villages. you could find several of them all over the pantries.
Want a slight history lesson? Ok! The mongols would raid snd burn down villages. One village carried the plague, which their warriors/raiders returned with. Later on when they fought a certain place in Britain (I forgot where)they launched the corpses(with the plague) over their walls thus infecting them Correct me if I’m wrong or whatnot
@@Mo3theSos You forgot to say the Mongols were absolute chads for using such a destructive tactic and not giving a shit about the opinion of the weak. Hey if it works and kills the enemy and make him suffer, go for it. But other than that, pretty spot on. It wasn't Britain though (they never reached there). It was probably somewhere in the Rus princedoms or any one of their many battlefields in Eastern Europe. I might be wrong on the last bit here though, so yeah.
@@deusexmangaka6994 Nay my lad, these following events were all caused by an ancient pre-human species and one of said species creates thine mask forged from stones.
Hey dude, I'm currently in the lowest point (this far) in my life, and founding this video randomly on my recommendation give me a genuine smile, I haven't had for quite a long time. Thank you.
@@emilythegreat18 its indeed incredible how music can change your mood like instantly Have a decisive Exam that determines if you will get your degree/title or not? Play this Music and approach them with Badassery Have a doctors appointment and you’re scared that you might have cancer? Play This Music and approach the doctor with Epicness Going to meet the father of your girlfriend and you fear he doesn’t like you? Play this Music and approach him with self confidence as if you defeated Dio Use this music as the fuel for your hearts flame and overcome whatever is infront of you!
My bad. Perhaps the right one is "i". I am sorry for my terrible english. And beside, english is not my native language. I apologize for the mistake that i write before
@@kikyanwar1903 Evolution of English is wack, that's all I'm gonna say. English isn't really my native language either but I grew up with a lot of it (haha video games go brrr) lmao -i also initially thought 'thy' was used as 'i' before actually reading any old english scripts lmao bangsad-
Imagine time traveling back to a medieval tavern, sitting down for a nice cup of ale and to hear the locals tales, and then the band starts playing this.
Germs, Goths, Franks, usurpers, Sassanids, Palmyra: Boy I sure do love killing innocent civilians and crushing civilization to dust. Auralien: *Now it's time to get funky*
When the demon downs the entire party but the paladin and the bard and the pally lands a critical hit and uses the thunderous smite, double attack combo.
"Your end is nigh, would-be-heroes... Now go ahead, and cast your last pathetic spell!" "I don't cast any pathetic spells, friend..." The bard tilts his eyes up to the demon, and smiles knowingly, as fate had decreed the victor long before the first strike was made, "But I will cast this, the unstoppable NATURAL TWENTY!" Giorno's Theme plays.
Something like this actually happened to my party once except I was a Shaolin monk so I basically use Fury of Blows nayt 20, while repeatedly screaming MUDA! It’s was amazing.
Golden Experience = Bronze Quest Star Platinum = Diamond Lucifer Silver Chariot= Silver Chariot Purple Hermit= Indigo Oracle (or just leave it the same its fine) Magician's Red= Sorcerer's Crimson Hierophant Green= Lime Bishop The World = Ye Ole Flat Surface
I'm sure most history teachers would lose at least a little enjoyment due to noticing inaccuracies in available instruments and other such things, but some would enjoy it anyway and others would be 'well *akshully* ..."
1. Phantom Plague 2. Battle Witchery 3. German Crusaders 4. Constantinople is Unbreakable 5. Golden Age 6. Stone Caves 7. Steel Age Run 8. Religion October 2022 Update: 9. Uncovered Lands (Americas)
Count Cioccol'attaine: "Even though, thou swore to grant thine pardon hast i not stray from where i stood!" Sir Gi'orno Giovannus: "To think that thou would be so fortunate, a scalawag such as thee?" Golden Experience: *"FUTILE FUTILE FUTILE FUTILE FUTILE FUTILE FUTILE FUTILE FUTILE!"*
Just goes to show you what a great tune this is. This would have probably gotten the ensemble tortured by the Inquisition, so many tritones. It’s a real knee-slapper
Reminds me of a show where they burned a witch who had the gift of prophecy. Her dress was filled with black powder and nails. That lady turned herself into a grenade as an “f u” to the witch hunter.
@@Kyced_ I meant that trick when you pretend to rip off ypur thumbs, you filthy mind. Wait... Gior-no Dog... Heaven, Hell, or the 9th Circle of Hell... The 9th Circle of Hell! HAHAHAHAHAH You're headed for the 9th circle of hell, according to your name divination! HAHAHAHA *turns on Canzoni preferite *
Please by all means, leave a comment if you have any suggestions for other songs! At the moment I'm planning to do another of these already after my next commission piece is completed.
Please be sure to go check out Cornelius Link, and other 'bardcore' artists!
This art is EPICC
I would love to see an medieval megalovania
@@mathewsjpt That's not a half bad idea, I'll see if I can do it before anyone beats me to the punch haha
@@mr.chicken5371 It's generated from a link in the description! You can make stuff like it too
@@steeldruid Soviet Anthem for the motherland
Bruno: “Do not worry! I shall summon thy stand to protect thee!”
“Adhesive Appendages!”
Doth thee mean Adhesive?
Tis I, The Grabbing Appendage
Abbacio "MELANCHOLIC SONNET"
Thou acts as a subject, not an object. It would be "protect thee."
@Skull Fuck Ah, damn. I was trying to think of something for that, too!
Everyone in 1347: it's just a rat
The rat:
Even jotaro lost to a rat
jotaro used too many timestops just to distract a rat
explain your profile pic
@@twenttii :flushed:
Everyone in 2020:it's just a bat
The bat:
"Mista, thy unyielding will shineth brighter than the sun of the morning sky."
that's the gayest thing I've ever heard I love it
Evelyn Astrim cara bo
tank u gorno b ry cuul can u fex mah brain dmage naw
"my good fellow, it appears that the arrow loosed last by you hath departed from thine own mind, but hark, i hath remembered! Eggshell Compendium: Tender Sorrow!!!" *thwack* Victory is mine to partake!!! *this starts playing* "He doth done what??!!!"
Lmaoo
“You guys might not be ready for that, but your kids are gonna love it.”
Golden comment
@@steeldruid surely it was quite an experience reading it too
Best comment :D
Back To The Future is amazing 😎
@@litterbox019 you could say it was a **golden** experience
Giorno: FUTILE FUTILE FUTILE FUTILE FUTILE FUTILE!
GER: THY SHAN'T NOT ARRIVE UPON THE TRUTH WHICH THOU HAST PERCEIVED.
Thy means your and thou means you,,,
@@mileskilometers4302 I'm sorry what? I don't speak monarchy
@@hikkicornmori359 thy and thou are actualy informal versions of your and you, so nobody is talking with a king like that
futile is the formal version for inutile which means useless. Yes, I'm Italian
should've read the bible in old english more then. my bad
JoJo's Outlandish Sojourn: Gilded Tempest
that legit sounded awesome
Has’t thou read the manuscript? The battering is 7 pages!
Literature 3000
@@itzcloudy5672 m'day m'day m'day m'day *M'DAY*
"Giorno, thou must travel along the trade route to Italy without letting yon lantern be quenched to prove thy faith!"
Tis the theme that plays after one of thine compatriots has shot himself in the head with his own bow's arrows.
But did he obtain STANDO POWA?
It sounds to me like a crossbow's a better tool for the job. Kinda hard to bend your arms at that angle, no?
Is this a persona 3 reference?
Tis said that if thou surviveth this wound, thou shalt be granteth the power of the「ＳＨＯＰＰＥ」
i don't want to ruin the 666 likes
"And they stood before the devil
"I am rightful king!" Quoth he
In armor of crimson metal
His sword aloft held he!
Red with blood of knights
Of dames and beasts he shed
Merciless, to all plight
His throne built but on death!
But a valiant knight, of heart gold
Stands up to the emperor
"Have at thee!"- stands he bold
And quoth he- "Mine name is Giorno!
Of house Giovanna I am born
And to thee I now say this!
My dream righteous and true
With thine death through I shall see!"
And charg'd at him, blade in hand
Charge at that devil did he!
Nary a doubt, nor fear
In his eyes no cowardice!
Their final and greatest struggle
No human words can describe!
Be said only that 'twas valiant
For all other knights, to admire!
But 'twas fate that dealt
To the devil the last blow
In death, infamy and shame
Dead forevermore
And 'twas same fate, who praised
The hero with heart of gold
True king, king of kings!
King forevermore!"
Underrated
you can not be serious
Needs more likes one hundoo
Best reading I made in my life.
You have gained my interest.
'Tis the tune that the troubadours play during the famed Seven Manuscript Muda.
Seven mile scroll.
_They bendeth th’ir backs and scream in pure ecstacy..._
WRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Now I want to see the entirety of Jojo as a 15th century tale
HAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHSHHSHSHAH THE FUCKING "MANUSCRIPT" SENT ME💀💀
@@delacruzdaniel7803 The seven manuscript Tiresome
Random woman: does a magic trick
The Inquisition:
Whoa! I didin't expect that!
@@hernandogaribaldi8627 No one ever does
@@iamdeviljho2795 for their cheif weapons are surprise. Surprise and fear.
Lmao
I actually started laughing uncontrollably but quietly as to not wake up my roommate to this one...and just seen the VVitch on Netflix too
Jeanne D'Arc: The war is finally over
The church:
*"Dio" has abandoned her.*
Give Jeanne D'arc a "jo" middle name and a stand pls
*English church
The arc lmao
*BIG OOF*
Imagine being a king in the 1490s and you order the travelling bard to play some GOOD music (or else he is decapitated) and he hits you with this *absolute fucking unit* of a banger
I don't think bards were decapitated, jesters they're just fired, I assume I'd be the same with a bad
I felt a presence that just called me here
@@Kanserious17 stand users are atracted to each other by gravity
@@bobbuild2417 but kings could just do whatever the f they wanted tho so... Yk
He's not a traveling bard anymore because he's living rent free in the castle in exchange for bangers
“𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔢, 𝔊𝔦𝔬𝔯𝔫𝔬 𝔊𝔦𝔬𝔳𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞, 𝔥𝔞𝔰𝔱 𝔞 𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔪.”
How did you do that font?!🧐
Benjamin McNeil lingojam text font
As a mobile user, I can't read it. But I know what is it
Angga Adandi Putra I’m a mobile user and I can read it-
Lol
"Thy art approaching me?"
"I can not end thy righly if i do not advance"
"Ho ho cometh hither then"
**Gentle ora intensifies**
*begins to un screw pommel*
@@ellisyates2824 lol
Not to nitpick, but "thy" is isn't you; it's your. It should be "Thou art approaching me?"
**grabbing sword by its blade menacingly**
GER be like: NAY THEE
I thyself, goest by the name 'f: Gi'rno Giovannus, and thy emotions tell thee, that I hast a dream to pursue.
m'dae m'dae m'dae m'dae m'dae M'DAE
Thou shalt nev'r reacheth the sooth
@@franco9293 sew yer mouth, Gir' no, no one'll care about yar dream!
acausality niggas: no stfu
Technically this is canonical as stands have been around for thousands of years, so somewhere in medieval times there's a good chance a Stand battle happened.
As long as Diavolo dies at the end, it’s canon.
Since Jesus right? I think it'd be awesome to have a part in the middle ages!
@@your_average_nerd6861at least in part 7 yea
I love the idea of Jesus being a stand@@your_average_nerd6861
Some rumour said most of them were burned to death after being accused as a witch
💀
Abbachio: “Giorno, I careth not what thine dream is”.
Abbachio: "Cease thy moronic blathering, Giorno!"
@Sir Mother-Foquin Dansbury IV “Would thine care for a fine cup of home-brewed tea, Giorno?”
Thy soundith like uncle iroh
@@thomaseasley2938 ayyyy
Fricketh thee Giorno
When the party is loosing but the bard activated his final buff:
is this rogue lineage reference? 😳
@@dropakajaj3337 no, I have no idea what that game is
ᆞAstralope a game from Roblox, if I am right
@@astralope roblox game
@@driftnr oh its that one
When the leper you made fun of in the street starts speaking in a dead language and everything stops around you
"Kono Dio da!" .*time stops*
Wha-
Wha-
IL MONDO
the "dead language" detail carries so much power
When you were winning the fight but suddenly the enemy upcasts Unseen Servant:
when the party is losing a fight but the bard reveals he's a stand user
and a very powerful one he is
And now I know what my next character is gonna be...
When the Bard suddenly multiclasses as an Astral Self monk
As a non-stand user: what witchcraft have thy used!!!
Thank you person with megumin profile picture
Historians: The people depicted in the art are actually battling their stands but the artist couldn't paint the stands because he isn't a stand user
Lmao.
the guy with pitchfork and the guy he is attacking a stand
anyone knows what scene is that in the pic? or its just 2 random guys with 2 random stands?
yes, that is the reason why the art is so bad in this video, of course.......
@@dsniper3776 It's not an actual historical artwork, it's made on this website htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/
1/3rd of Europe: "Man, what a time to be alive!"
a rat:
lmao
Even worse if the rat is Bug Eaten.
Lmfao
Fuck😂😂
Meanwhile in America in 2020:
*"This, ist, thy Requiem"*
“Why do mine ears hear the ballad of a greater foe?”
"Your time has come, Diavolo. Thoust cause no more nuisance, should you cease. But I, an individual, goest by the name, "Gi'rno Giovanna," thinks that thou wilt not halt, and so I hast a dream."
*Now Playing*
*Il Vento D'oro - Warped Realities*
Thou shall'st never touch thy Truth
Gi'rno giovanna thee cannot desire to defeat me! i shall prevail in this battleth. Thy m're standeth high-lone yond is only capable of creating life is not enow to did beat mine own king crimson. I shalt ruleth Za W'rudo atop mine own throne of c'rpses of fallen foes!
@@Damnnthatscrazy **Enter Gold Experience**
PleasentDddd lol
"To dream or not to dream; that is the question."
-Giorno Giovanna
👏👏👏👏
🤣🤣🤣 nice one.
"Is you or is you ain't"
-Joseph
- Hamlet, right before punching Laertes for 7 pages
LOL
Everyone: **enjoys their life in the castle**
Some casual rat in 1346:
You mean village and dead bodies
@@somuchtocook9159 they mean rats too. rats were part of the everyday life on mevieval castles, not just the villages. you could find several of them all over the pantries.
you meean the rat of RATT
Want a slight history lesson? Ok!
The mongols would raid snd burn down villages. One village carried the plague, which their warriors/raiders returned with. Later on when they fought a certain place in Britain (I forgot where)they launched the corpses(with the plague) over their walls thus infecting them
Correct me if I’m wrong or whatnot
@@Mo3theSos You forgot to say the Mongols were absolute chads for using such a destructive tactic and not giving a shit about the opinion of the weak. Hey if it works and kills the enemy and make him suffer, go for it. But other than that, pretty spot on. It wasn't Britain though (they never reached there). It was probably somewhere in the Rus princedoms or any one of their many battlefields in Eastern Europe. I might be wrong on the last bit here though, so yeah.
The holywater crusaders when jödar jöson pulls a uno reverse on the dio knights
So this is what JoJo fans listen to back in the day
Yes
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
YES!
Araki looked the same back in the days
This is what the village's troubadour played when all the folk was gathered to hear the story called 'JoJo's peculiar journey'
@@Vipanen03 JoJo's adventure with king arthur part VII
JoJo's Medieval Adventure: Christian Crusaders
DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT!
Muhammad Muslim Almuttahdin you calling Muslims terrorist?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
So basically part 7 but in the Europe
I, Giorno Giovanna, have a mission from God.
To think, this fable all began because an incompetent archer used the wrong arrow.
On the contrary, t’was because a horse cab rider sucketh at thine duties
@@deusexmangaka6994 Nay my lad, these following events were all caused by an ancient pre-human species and one of said species creates thine mask forged from stones.
@@deusexmangaka6994 actually i went back in time to attack the carriage so jojo would happen
@@loganmcmahel0206 thee ruined the joke.
@@ChizeSOI thy hasn't knowledge of my intent on doing so
Hey dude, I'm currently in the lowest point (this far) in my life, and founding this video randomly on my recommendation give me a genuine smile, I haven't had for quite a long time. Thank you.
Hope you're doing better now
@@lunareclipse2571 Iam doing way better. Thank you for asking🙏
@@inserthere9010 glad to hear that :)
Smiling from JoJo music is a bliss
@@emilythegreat18 its indeed incredible how music can change your mood like instantly
Have a decisive Exam that determines if you will get your degree/title or not? Play this Music and approach them with Badassery
Have a doctors appointment and you’re scared that you might have cancer? Play This Music and approach the doctor with Epicness
Going to meet the father of your girlfriend and you fear he doesn’t like you? Play this Music and approach him with self confidence as if you defeated Dio
Use this music as the fuel for your hearts flame and overcome whatever is infront of you!
When the Warrior of the village comes back with a mysterious looking arrow
Feudal Requiem
Petition to make that part 9????
Plays coffin dance song
the only reason I'm not liking is because it has 420 likes
Poppymyname lol
Golden Sword Stand
Tis the tune of being accused of being a witch but thou actually is one.
3:50 when the trap door drops but instead of hanging thou floats
*anxiety level 1000%*
JoJo's Peculiar Escapades: Gilded Breeze
hella underrated
Jojo
JoJo's Peculiar Escapades: Poltergeist Gore
This is such a perfect comment
JoJo's Peculiar Escapade: Hardened Sphere Sprint
Imagine fighting in the Hundred Year's War while the bards be blasting this masterpiece in the background
Wizard: "I'm boutta to use my strongest spell, gimme one with a beat."
Bard: "I gotchu fam."
*Wizard and bard combination attack ends up obliterated the opponent*
And then the monk comes in with the astral projection
Od dacity aha
@@oddacity5883 the ancient one?
Bard: "and it is stronger than 150int poem of bragi"
I, Giorno Giovanna have a small cut and will die of infection within a month.
I, Giorno Giorovanna have contracted bubonic plague.
This one hit me in the gut like getting punched by Dio’s stand
I, Giorno Giovanna, have some dysentery.
666 likes maximum cursed
I giorno Giovanna have the Black Death
Thy. Gi'rno Gi'vana hath a dream
nani
Isn't "Thy" used as "Your"?
My bad. Perhaps the right one is "i". I am sorry for my terrible english. And beside, english is not my native language. I apologize for the mistake that i write before
@@kikyanwar1903 Evolution of English is wack, that's all I'm gonna say. English isn't really my native language either but I grew up with a lot of it (haha video games go brrr) lmao
-i also initially thought 'thy' was used as 'i' before actually reading any old english scripts lmao bangsad-
@@kikyanwar1903 that's a really formal apology
Imagine time traveling back to a medieval tavern, sitting down for a nice cup of ale and to hear the locals tales, and then the band starts playing this.
I, Giorno Giovanna, took a Stand arrow to the knee.
Notice me senpai
I used to be a commenter like you, till I took an arrow in the knee
I used to be a Bystander like you, 'till i took a ye stand arrow in thy knee
We meet again mortal
STOP FOLLOWING ME
When you're at archery class and the silent kid pulled out his golden arrow
And then, he stabs himself with it, like an idiot...wait, wait...
something's wrong, I can fee-
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Woman: I'm so glad I can help people with my knowledge of herbs.
The Catholic Church:
@@Blueqersh Please stop self promoting.
@@janeking8065 sorry
You mean protestan church
@@arsemex catholic, the protestans came after the dark ages
@@arsemexwhen the catholics started selling tickets to heaven
_I, Giorno Giovanna, have a quest to fulfill._
To seek the holy grail?
ℑ, 𝔊𝔦𝔬𝔯𝔫𝔬 𝔊𝔦𝔬𝔳𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞, 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢𝔱𝔥 𝔞 𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔪 𝔱𝔬 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔭𝔩𝔢𝔱𝔢.
Comment EXTREMELY UNDERATED like how dafuq u get dat don't broooo
HOW
HOW HOW
HOOOOw
WTH HOW
Dio: thine legs dare move closer to their descent to hell
Jotaro: What YOU EGG
*starts jousting like a barbarian*
DID YOU LAY THIS EGG?!
someone 💀
I both hate and love that I get this reference
Oh your approaching me?
He stabs him
oh shit King Arthur has summoned his stand
EXCALIBUR KNIGHTS! ZA KINGDOMU!
@@steeldruid this fight will be legendary
SILVER EXCALIBUR
The knights of the round table = Medieval Passione
King Arthur was just another JoJo and the knights of the round table his gang!
Royal Blood
Dual Tendancy
Stardust Empire
Fortress Is Unbreakable
Golden Queen
Throne Ocean
Ironed Horses course
JoestarDinasty's personal lion
Jojo's Quite Unfamiliar Trek: Goldeth Breeze
GOLDETH BREEZE
IM WHEEZING
I WHEEZED FOR FAR TOO LONG
Ohh, you’re sneezing at me
Yeah cuz there’s no way I can spread the virus in u
More like in the Steel Ball Run universe, Knights of the Kingdom.
*piano was invented in 1700’s*
People before 1700’s:
I named my dialga in Pokémon after your stand
holy shit its dio
KONO DIO DA!
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Hello another dio
I SHALL ERASE YOU DIO AND PREVENT (spoiler like for real)
KAKYOIN FROM DYING
When the woman was drowned that was just accused of witchcraft suddenly starts swimming out of the water.
Swiming expirience requiem
@Just a building if you burn them no one will ever know
Saying baka da kono ni dio da
Thy is why thee always suggest decapitation.
@Just a building lol
Now I want a spin off of Jojo but in the middle ages
Watch part 1
@@MGS-lore-enthusiast that was in the victorian era
@@XotoriD4rak closest thing you'll get to it bro, deal with it
@@MGS-lore-enthusiast yeah I guess
I'd imagine stand users fight along side their stand instead with them, using weapons
"I, Giorno Giovanna, have the plague."
Heh
That's purple haze thingy
**coffin dance intensifies**
Actually that would be Fugo
Roman Empire, already in a crisis that lasted at least three centuries: this couldìt get worst
literally every germanic tribe:
*Teutoburg forest:
Those Germanic tribes went on to create the Carolingian Empire
The Celts on the other side of Hadrian's Wall:
Some angry Sassanids/Persians :
Germs, Goths, Franks, usurpers, Sassanids, Palmyra: Boy I sure do love killing innocent civilians and crushing civilization to dust.
Auralien: *Now it's time to get funky*
Your party: **is losing**
The bard who's just rolled a 20 on seduction:
*NO ONE LIKE HIS COMMENT*
*DAMN IT YOU FUCKS HAD ONE JOB IT WAS AT 69*
Someone’s gonna get a *G O L D E X P E R I E N C E*
@@BJUFinance or rather *GOLDEN SUCK*
@@jacobbressler5598 We had no choice. It is hilarious
@@jacobbressler5598 now make it 6699
0:53 love the bass line!
Historians: as you can see, everything is just a big jojo reference
even heaven
@@gravel35 *especially heaven*
Even PizzaHut
even breathing
also this reminds me of this meme
www.reddit.com/r/ShitPostCrusaders/comments/haxomf/is_this_a_white_bar_meme/
When the demon downs the entire party but the paladin and the bard and the pally lands a critical hit and uses the thunderous smite, double attack combo.
"Your end is nigh, would-be-heroes... Now go ahead, and cast your last pathetic spell!" "I don't cast any pathetic spells, friend..." The bard tilts his eyes up to the demon, and smiles knowingly, as fate had decreed the victor long before the first strike was made, "But I will cast this, the unstoppable NATURAL TWENTY!" Giorno's Theme plays.
Something like this actually happened to my party once except I was a Shaolin monk so I basically use Fury of Blows nayt 20, while repeatedly screaming MUDA! It’s was amazing.
"The paladin and the bard and the pally."
It should be the monk in the Bard not the paladin and the Bard
Just for that MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
the D&D nerd it would be Jonathan if it was the Paladin, Jotaro if it was the Monk
When the odd looking fellow at the tavern is dressed in strange looking garbs
@@jameraya moodah peasants
@@HiimIny this must be the work of an enemy familiar user
:0
Golden Experience = Bronze Quest
Star Platinum = Diamond Lucifer
Silver Chariot= Silver Chariot
Purple Hermit= Indigo Oracle (or just leave it the same its fine)
Magician's Red= Sorcerer's Crimson
Hierophant Green= Lime Bishop
The World = Ye Ole Flat Surface
“Tis was useless my squire. Utterly thou was useless.”
"What dost mine ears hear!? Thy mouth speaketh tarnation, and It seemeth that I am done serving under your command."
*loads Remington 870 with Slugs*
"Unfit unfit unfit unfit unfit unfit UNFIT!"
Goodness grief
You’ve seen King Crimson
You’ve seen Emperor Crimson
But what about *Holy Roman Emperor Crimson*
And just like the actual HRE: defeated by an Italian gang.
Everybody gangsta till we get a Fuhrer Crimson
@@JoicSeth *Rudolf Von Stroheim wants to know your location.*
@@JoicSeth Doitsu no Stando wa SEKAI ICHI!!!
HREC defeated by führer gang
Imagine a history teacher coming across this video
History Teacher: A++
I sent this to my history teacher and he said it was cool
I'm sure most history teachers would lose at least a little enjoyment due to noticing inaccuracies in available instruments and other such things, but some would enjoy it anyway and others would be 'well *akshully* ..."
**Confused teacher noises**
Me: a potential history teacher
Also Me:Looks like a I gotta teach my future class a little something
"Oi josuke, i used my ZA HANDO to erase pianos, ain't that whacky!?"
When the history nerd is also a weeb
Hahahahaha
Me 😂
Im the nerd of everything (except geomeshit) and im also a weeb
Lmao same
let me introduce myself
“Thou art useless, thou art useless, thou art useless!”
This reminds me of "persona" for some reason.
@@leonardoresende3232 yes
@@leonardoresende3232 Tarot Cards + "Thou"
JoJo and persona have some things in common after all
@@mrszmatan2727 Persona is a crossover between Shin Megami Tensei and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
This is more fire than the joestar mansion.
LMAOOO
good comment
take my like and LEAVE
Underrated
o o f
"Who could thyn stand user be?"
Thyn stand user:
1. Phantom Plague
2. Battle Witchery
3. German Crusaders
4. Constantinople is Unbreakable
5. Golden Age
6. Stone Caves
7. Steel Age Run
8. Religion
October 2022 Update:
9. Uncovered Lands (Americas)
yay 3 likes
"Religion" lmao
>Constantinople is Unbreakable
Too soon. ;_;
Religion earned my like
Brilliant
When Bite Za Dusto goes 900 years back instead of an hour.
Oof
deku
you mean when white snake malfunctions
deku
Is this the power of Killer Queen REQUIEM?
I would kill for a Jojo part set in the medieval times.
Witchcraft= stands
@@diangthericeball part 1 is Victorian. Medieval would be somewhere in 1300 to 300 years before that.
Ye Olde Engrish
Endless Noodle Ah, my bad, I thought ‘well there’s a castle so medieval.’
yess
the greatest melody for times when fate requires 7-papyruses of "futile"
"Sir Jotaro."
"Sir Dio."
"You dare approach my presence?"
"I can smite yee without close contact."
lmao
HOHO, then I encourage thee to advance further.
*Futile fulite fultile*
FEEBLE FEEBLE FEEBLE!
@Harshvardhan Singh Bandit leader or lord.
I can see the entire town chanting “JoJo” in a circle while drinking beer as Diavlo burns on the stake.
Im sure thats one of his many deaths.
He goes through infinite deaths so this is canon
Diavolo burning by the JoJo Inquisition
Víctor Ariel Casco r/shitpostcrusaders
Bruh
Count Cioccol'attaine: "Even though, thou swore to grant thine pardon hast i not stray from where i stood!"
Sir Gi'orno Giovannus: "To think that thou would be so fortunate, a scalawag such as thee?"
Golden Experience: *"FUTILE FUTILE FUTILE FUTILE FUTILE FUTILE FUTILE FUTILE FUTILE!"*
Someone give this man likes
honestly futile is cooler than useless
NO.
I FUCKING CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i did a double take at “cioccol’attaine”
More like... Feudal...
Just goes to show you what a great tune this is. This would have probably gotten the ensemble tortured by the Inquisition, so many tritones. It’s a real knee-slapper
Man, Shakespeare was ahead of his time.
Correct
I checked out your channel and it looks very interesting
So who gon tell them that Shakespeare wasn’t in medieval times
But Shakespeare wasn’t alive during the medieval era
Rye Sandefur wow we got a smart nigga here
‘Tis difficult to wait ‘til the play adaptation of the 7-tapestry “muda”.
But the performance by Sir David's Troupe certainly made the wait all the worth it !
@@Lanai50 I prefer Lord Greyfallow troupe personally to do the 3 page ora
7-tapestry "smite"
Lanai50 I understood the depth of your joke and it is appreciated.
A Doctor: **Practices science and medicine not related to heresy at all**
The Inquisition, anyways:
*angry Dracula noises*
@@derpythedaedra4194 **Drunk Belmont noises**
@@fizzie6902 *angry-but-not-angry Sypha noises*
*Angry Alucard noises*
"Doctor, the Comissar would like a word"
Beethoven has been real quite since this came out
when everyone is dying and the bard rolls a nat20
Nice
My DM lets me play (suitable) music on my phone when I play music (bard here). This one is definitely going into the 'critical success' playlist.
@@kenjutsukata1o1 nice
Mandom Requiem: Rewinds time by 600 years instead of 6 seconds
Underrated joke
welcome to the Old man's world
@@Smugster777 clever
A more free mans world
Best coment
GOOD FRIEND, DOTH THAT BE AN ALLUSION TO THE MERRY TALE OF JOSEPH OF HOUSE JOESTAR?!??!?!
YES, IT IS!
TIS JONATHAN YOU HEATHEN!
@@MC-fz3od the translation is..
HOLY SHIT IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING JOJOS REFRENCE
M C ALL JOESTAR ARE MEN OF HONOR, ‘TIS NOT A PROBLEM IF THEE ADDRESS ONE OVER THE OTHER
εsϯrαnɡεɾ what of Jonathan from the land known as the United States I feel his honour was called to question was it not?
very simplistic art style. I really like that there's nothing in the middle of this painting.
Thy, Giorno Giovanna hath besieged upon thou the knowledge of thy's wish.
bruh ancient english?
@@marcelo71235 Shakespearean English
Thou, best ask thine own mother the meaning of "thy"
Thy?
Learn the toungue, peasant
@@Gia1911Logous its tongue mister
Dioth: Oh? Thy will is too cometh closer to thee vampire, DIOTH?
Jotarus: I have not thy capability to discipline thyne bottom without getting close
Dioth: "oh ho! Then cometh closer as thou desire!
_*Jotarus_
Busted Nut Parfait
Hell yeah
I know Jojo is gay but "diplinine thyne bottom" is a whole different level
FragileGameZ
*wheeze*
Guy with a sword: I've studied the blade for 10 years
Some dude with a halberd who trained for 2 hours: 0:06
0:10 the rat with the black plague near theme.
0:10 some guy with a pointy stick with a bit of metal at the end
Mordhau do be like that
0:27
diavolo: wha- why do i hear this. im only in the mediaval times... oh wait why is there a blonde guy floating with a knight man hold-
My favourite part is when Giorno makes Henry The 8th kill himself
In theory it is canon.
You mean diavolo
Wha-
I turned your knife into a quail leg. You should savour your last meal as best as you can.
C H I L L M A N no he means Henry The 8th
When thy commit regicide against a king on his own crimson court.
Aren't regicides against a king by definition?
@@megustaelpan1527 killing a queen is also regicide
What if thy princess' maiden is in heaven
Wot
The puchi stand from part 6 is Maiden Heaven
"I, Sir Giorno of House Giovanna, dost holdeth within mine heart a noble dream."
Aliens: Wait, everything is just JoJo?
Stand user: Always has been
Well, since the stand virus came from space, the aliens would be better at being stand users
@@B0K0691 lol XD good one buddy
are the aliens aliens or stand users that think they're aliens?
@@B0K0691 you mean the coffin dance stand
Well i mean the entire world is a jojo reference after all, the idea of earth aas stolen from jojos
People: Hang her! She's a witch!
The woman who is in fact, actually a witch: 3:45
How are you so sure that she is actually a witch? Did you make sure to see if she weighs the same as a duck?
Reminds me of a show where they burned a witch who had the gift of prophecy. Her dress was filled with black powder and nails.
That lady turned herself into a grenade as an “f u” to the witch hunter.
@@soulofresolve9514 Killer Queen' s 4th Bomb, There's No Tomorrow!
Digital Phoenix Good Omens is great.
@@soulofresolve9514 "Gather thee close, good people!" *Boom*
When you see a rat in 1300's and this starts playing
And some dude starts putting on his crow mask
Ratatat, use Bubonic Plague!
Giorno giovanna capo
Hi Giorno Giovanna from JoJo Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind
Finally an opponent who i can battle
Sorry, wrong universe
I can just imagine a bard using his hands, feet, stand with four arms and feet just playing this and people just absolutely in awe as he plays this
When the red haired woman does that trick with her fingers
The local people:
IT’S A WITCH! BURN HER AT THE STAKE
Salem be like :
What trick? When she clenches 2 fingers then starts to rub her... Ring dang doo?
@@Kyced_ I meant that trick when you pretend to rip off ypur thumbs, you filthy mind. Wait... Gior-no Dog... Heaven, Hell, or the 9th Circle of Hell... The 9th Circle of Hell! HAHAHAHAHAH You're headed for the 9th circle of hell, according to your name divination! HAHAHAHA *turns on Canzoni preferite *
@@InvertedGigachad i do have my theme and my requiem also I'm not going to hell, orange boi, i can live since diav-
"Thy sweat tastes like that of a man whom'st tells fibs, Giorno Giovanna!" - Bucciarati
Yes
Sir Giorno Giovanna*
*Thy
whom'st've'd'th
I just liked your comment. You know have 1,000 likes.
Had this playing during my dnd campaign
Epic
NICE
Hehehe our DM played this for their campaign last session
Inb4 the Way of the Astral Self Monk is literally a JoJo stand user build.
This makes me want to seduce a river
**Bob has played the song of RATS**