Everyone Paints Wrong! Slop is the Answer

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  • @johnbeaudoin7820
    @johnbeaudoin7820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I was watching this in a doctor’s waiting room, and the “fart symphony” at the end made for an embarrassing giggle-fit. Thank you so much for that.

  • @lucastaylor3399
    @lucastaylor3399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I kind of noticed that Jay inadvertently painted his Death Guard in the same color scheme as Heironymus Bach’s many paintings of hell (the blues, greens, yellows and oranges) and I think it’s really fitting

  • @stresselemental
    @stresselemental 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Me: Spills multiple bottle of nuln oil trying to be very careful, fully sober
    EoB: Paints a mini with 100x more still than I could, while inebriated

  • @evelynlamoy8483
    @evelynlamoy8483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    me: "I should try to do some simple crafty stuff while High."
    moments later: "Behold, where once I had one whole mini, I now have FOUR destroyed parts"

    • @paintballguru1
      @paintballguru1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me blowing smoke over my painted mini's to add some ambience for a quick photo lmao

  • @jamesdocherty5904
    @jamesdocherty5904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Wow, you are one of the few youtubers who consistently makes me laugh and your attitude towards the 40k hobby is outstanding. Keep up the good work!!

    • @Josh24861
      @Josh24861 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      His attitude is if Homer Simpson took up the hobby and for every penny he spent he timed his alcoholism by 3.

    • @jamesygamesy5124
      @jamesygamesy5124 ปีที่แล้ว

      hes makes great educational, funny and entertaining videos about painting hes the best

  • @sellis5716
    @sellis5716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Love this, the comparison to Rembrandt and old masters is spot on. The “evy metal” style has a lot to answer for for encouraging everyone to follow that one style of miniature painting but you’ve shown how awesome the results can be with a different outlook and some artistic flair

    • @landotucker
      @landotucker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen. That held me up for a long time because I was trying to achieve the box art and failing.

  • @BlizzAz
    @BlizzAz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Mortarion and his technicolored plague marines. Love it

  • @IncredibleMD
    @IncredibleMD หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    It started with just one model, and now, three years later, he has an entire Death Guard army with Mortarion himself. Let that be a lesson to everyone: Allowing just even one spore of rot will eventually corrupt an entire person.

    • @isaacbaker8575
      @isaacbaker8575 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Be careful with those random grab bags!!

  • @grimmriffer
    @grimmriffer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I've been slowly working my way through some orks, not trying to create a squad, just enjoy each mini. I think this approach might suit orks, they're tattered and grimy too.

  • @D00M3R-SK8
    @D00M3R-SK8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    that would make for a good alpha legion scheme IMO. I think between the blue and yellow/green colour it looks like it's a transition due to the light, which is what I always expect their armour to do anyway (have that two tone thing going on)

    • @schleifstein5857
      @schleifstein5857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's really close to the "Sons of the Hydra" scheme. Currently working on a small warband with that paint job. Works great on a model and looks quite interesting, especially since the scheme encourages you to use bright, vibrant colors for the shadows. The only downside, finding the right colors by mixing can take quite some time.

  • @Mikecrimson30
    @Mikecrimson30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Never knew I needed this in my life

  • @GreatOldPete
    @GreatOldPete 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I always keep a couple of death guard models around in case of a creative block. You can go crazy on them and thet will pretty much always turn out interesting.

  • @linders2000
    @linders2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    16:20 When Death Guard finally gets in close combat

    • @loveblues9633
      @loveblues9633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Farts so deadly space marines die of choking in their own vomit filled helmets

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@loveblues9633 I'd say please don't tell me thats canon but I know in 40k it already is in some way

  • @ZombieApocalypse09
    @ZombieApocalypse09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Awesome! Reminds me of a game my wife and I play where we draw a randomish shape and hand the page to the other person to turn the shape into something.

  • @petermartin9224
    @petermartin9224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This was freaking awesome. Loved that stop motion dance number, I bet nurglings are divas on the dance floor.

  • @D00M3R-SK8
    @D00M3R-SK8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    also dude, that's how I paint as well, only in between stages of adding the home made washes, I dry brush in highlights (before I even start the washes as well TBH) ofc some minis aren't suited for this, but most GW stuff is highly detailed plastic, and if you dry brush properly it looks great (Thanks Tyler Mengel, this guy taught me everything I use in my modern painting methods)
    and like you say, you work light to dark. adding darker colour washes to shadow sides and undersides and what have you.
    with me this started as recess shading, and then I got bolder as time went on to start spreading the paint around a bit more. now I mix like 5 washes on a plague marine. as long as your base is light, you can mix all sorts to get some amazing effects.
    the damp brush stippling technique you can do with a make up brush as well, this is great for getting in some blotchy discolouration, it's great for adding rusted areas to the armour.
    with my scheme it's pale green for the general colour, so the patches of rust really have nice contrast, and it makes the mini pop a lot.

  • @DehDrowing
    @DehDrowing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Godamn I'm as early as a scalper on pre-order day

  • @power_SERG
    @power_SERG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    18:06 Damn that's a badass custom Plague Marine! Love the Raven head. Good job brugotalota!

  • @jeanamtoft5894
    @jeanamtoft5894 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You are definitely the most uncharming drinker i have ever seen on TH-cam haha, great video btw!

  • @kurthasedd7923
    @kurthasedd7923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Burping isn't gross, it's the fact that whenever you burped you sounded like you were about to puke.
    Yeh this looks just fantastic, sometimes color contrasting doesn't need to make sense to make sense and as a bonus this scheme seemed easily applied across an army. As for little things I've picked up along the way, I have a little trick I accidentally discovered while dry brushing and that is if you have a non metal color you can take some metal color like a silver usually and drybrush that on some edges to give it armor a sand blasted look

    • @luclin92
      @luclin92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh I used that technique when I painted some enclave models from fallout. Mostly because I had no clue how I would do the models so they looked like they had been out on mission for a while and a silver drybrush just made them pop and it ended up on all the details which would get scuffed and such while on a mission

  • @zodbones
    @zodbones ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved everything about this episode.
    Was just an overall fun time.
    Loved seeing my gross plague Boyz getting a colorful paint job.

  • @pockitsune6347
    @pockitsune6347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this paintjob so much, helped inspire my plague marine paint scheme and I keep coming back to this video. Seriously such a fantastic paintjob, I think its my favorite of yours

  • @peterjones4763
    @peterjones4763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great inspiration. I'm going to apply it to the skins for my Black Orc Blood Bowl Team. I like the idea of them all having slightly different skin colours but from the same limited range. Great stuff! Thanks

  • @magnetic_heart
    @magnetic_heart 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Am I going mad thinking there was a video going over how you painted the previous squad of Space Marines in this style? I can't find it at all. :X

  • @lucaspryor520
    @lucaspryor520 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video! I paint my brother a plague marine when it’s their birthday/holidays and it’s really fun to just not care and let the model speak to you lol

  • @RiderSkullMan
    @RiderSkullMan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    di-did he just casually drop a Galaxy Quest line after taking a shot?
    (one of my favorite movies btw)

  • @ashtonaltham28
    @ashtonaltham28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is actually pretty awesome. Each model looks super unique but not ridiculous. There is uniformity to the paintjob. I think it definitely suits the deathguard but I'd be interested to see if it works on something as sharp and crisp and an ultra marine. I could definitely see it working for Tyranid

  • @stitchgrrr5973
    @stitchgrrr5973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This video was a blast! I was laughing and relating so hard. As long as your liver is healthy this needs to be a series.

  • @RerollingOnes
    @RerollingOnes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    16:20 dammit dude lol you got me

  • @edwardgattis3813
    @edwardgattis3813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I LOVED the lil fart song montage! I genuinely cracked up at that.

  • @andicrimson6956
    @andicrimson6956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Perfect viewing material for an insomniac. Thank you for this.

  • @tylerbradseth2453
    @tylerbradseth2453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fart symphony was amazing! It was so unexpected and just got me.

  • @matts6093
    @matts6093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Holy crap, I was not prepared for the fart symphony at the end. That was friggin' hilarious!
    Great work, it's incredible that you can get a little soused and still paint 1000x better than I can stone cold sober.

  • @Daealis
    @Daealis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That is an amazing paint job, I believe I'll have to test out this approach myself. The problem will be keeping yourself from going to "Drunk as a Skunk" mode, as you're sitting down for extended periods of time.

  • @johannesb.2928
    @johannesb.2928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What did you drink?

  • @bretts2356
    @bretts2356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the farting dance part was ridiculously funny. Great vid! Now, paint up 2K points of them the same way!

  • @octaviafinch1344
    @octaviafinch1344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This has probably already been said but the mans really looks like you brought a watercolor to life! Might have to snatch this idea for some Tau,,,

  • @CeriMullins-nq3mc
    @CeriMullins-nq3mc 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fantastic paint scheme Jay

  • @MC_Deamonking
    @MC_Deamonking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I really like this open format of just talking while painting and not just as an voiceover. Keep goin with it! 👍

  • @just_mini_painting
    @just_mini_painting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I also have the time of my life painting. And sing along, too. Nobody puts baby nurgling in the corner.

  • @JayAndNightASMR
    @JayAndNightASMR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why I like nurgle, my partner gets intimidated paiting incase the model gets "ruined" but plague marines are very forgiving

  • @markmartinez1905
    @markmartinez1905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    16:20 now this is content

    • @EonsOfBattle
      @EonsOfBattle  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now, THIS is podracing!

  • @TheSixthWorld
    @TheSixthWorld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jay drinkin that paint water straight...

  • @dazman76
    @dazman76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of the most entertaining things I've watched in a while, and what great results too. Thanks a lot Jay :) *belch*

  • @619Slipk
    @619Slipk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This man just hit the point of no return
    Around your 30's drinking alone at home

  • @davefreedman6393
    @davefreedman6393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That dance sequence will forever stay with me 💃

  • @NurgleMinis
    @NurgleMinis 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I freakin need those paints they look so freakin good!

    • @faynelor
      @faynelor 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In a few of his more recent videos, I think Jay stated that the company that made them went defunct

  • @linusnyman8256
    @linusnyman8256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Album when?

  • @BB-pn2qv
    @BB-pn2qv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg I broke down at the fart dance at the end

  • @dustingarcia8454
    @dustingarcia8454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been drunk painting all wrong lol, thanks for the inspiration!

  • @KabinMiniatures
    @KabinMiniatures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome Plague Marine and cool "water colour" method! The drunk part was... interesting...

  • @archfrank
    @archfrank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The photo montage and song at the end tho >

  • @D00M3R-SK8
    @D00M3R-SK8 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I made my own pallet from a lunch box. thinking about buying a proper one though, just as mine is quite small tbh, and i only use kitchen towels for the moisture and baking paper to put my paint on.
    It works, but it could be better still. I might actually take the plunge and buy one, as it is something I would use a lot. Just never seen the point buying one, when I can make one myself TBH.

  • @matthewdoran3448
    @matthewdoran3448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Real warhammer painters huff the plastic glue while painting

  • @Tom-jz6st
    @Tom-jz6st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best mini painting video ever!

  • @michaelmiller7928
    @michaelmiller7928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video was really fun to watch!

  • @ShowerOnceYearly
    @ShowerOnceYearly ปีที่แล้ว

    I've searched "drunk mini painting" before after seeing Miniac and Ninjon do three of them but youtube never showed me this.
    Great job on that plague boi and it was fun to see you drinkin and enjoying yourself while you paint

  • @daddykadyn9916
    @daddykadyn9916 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    i must say i’m very sad i did not get to see all of these videos as they came out as i was late to the channel but that gives me amazing moments like this where i stubble upon an absolute masterpiece i never expected 😂👍

  • @alexbruner8667
    @alexbruner8667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What are we imagining he’s drinking? I’m thinking something repulsive like Malort based on the grimaces, but would love to hear it’s like Midori or something nice.

  • @Starfleetcommand03
    @Starfleetcommand03 ปีที่แล้ว

    "It just works" ughhh I shiver hearing those forsaken gamer words!

  • @Obviouslysprout
    @Obviouslysprout 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He really channeled the essence of nurgle for this one

  • @emchamberlain
    @emchamberlain 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks, I am in a painting rut. This was much fun

  • @deadcheckofficial1815
    @deadcheckofficial1815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alpha Legion on Death Guard assignment

  • @MMMayhem
    @MMMayhem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What do you mean unwatchable? 20 seconds in and there's already been 3 burps! #burpbretheren

  • @dmoneyonair
    @dmoneyonair ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wasnt expecting the fart song

  • @niall142
    @niall142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gorgeous paint job, Jay!

  • @Undead.Musicphile
    @Undead.Musicphile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So damn amazing... I rewatched the Farting song, like 10 times... LMFAO 🤣

  • @dlh567
    @dlh567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was... Something. Entertaining and I learned something but... Wow.

  • @joesturn7740
    @joesturn7740 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been watching these videos for so long and it's always felt like something was missing.
    Now I know what it was: Hellraiser quotes.

  • @spiteu9272
    @spiteu9272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Painting drunk is like playing pool drunk.
    There is a threshold where you do well, past that... you won't finish the model.

  • @BamLe90Ger
    @BamLe90Ger 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hey man! Amazing job. Any chance you could tell me what colors you use? Wanna copy it :)

  • @ryancashman8945
    @ryancashman8945 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "paint water" is my favourite cocktail

  • @the.rogue.roman.77
    @the.rogue.roman.77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great video, but how would you apply these principles to a model that requires more precision, like a Loyalist space marine? Especially Black Templars

    • @petermartin9224
      @petermartin9224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd imagine it would be doable, but with less variance on the palette. For Black Templars, I'd look at the art work for the cover of 3rd edition 40k, and the colours mixed in for the armour.
      While their armour wouldn't be as rusted as the Heretical Astartes, a life of battle is going to dirty a few paint jobs!

    • @EonsOfBattle
      @EonsOfBattle  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would definitely be a challenge, perhaps treating the black armor like it's ALL none metallic metal and slop on grays and whites? then mix in some more colors but very subtly.

    • @the.rogue.roman.77
      @the.rogue.roman.77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’d love to see you experiment with that in a video. Either way, you certainly found a great way to paint death guard

  • @Tygeorge17
    @Tygeorge17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great vid, really like how they turned out.

  • @bobbiemiles-foremaniii8747
    @bobbiemiles-foremaniii8747 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ay I was so glad you did the plague marine for this!

  • @steelshepherd6843
    @steelshepherd6843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Looks really great.

  • @LePapricorn
    @LePapricorn ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm so glad I came back to watch this video 😂😂

  • @clayson5193
    @clayson5193 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This might be my fav. video of yours lol. Your joy transmits like Nurgles finest plague.

  • @MrSmashySmash
    @MrSmashySmash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Oh that's what that stream was*

  • @redakumaproduction
    @redakumaproduction ปีที่แล้ว

    Oups ..that backpack will be a little bit brighter than the other parts 😂i can relate and it was sooo funny.. i discovered your channel a few days ago and i really love it 😊 i really enjoy all your vidéo !! I am glue to my screen !!

  • @williamhamilton1154
    @williamhamilton1154 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sloppy with the colours to make the paint job better. Is this one of those times when you have to already be good at the rules in order to break the rules and have it look good?

  • @kanewarburton8088
    @kanewarburton8088 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wanted to do deathguard before. But GODDAMN! I'm on it now. Wh world this weekend hopefully so I might pick up a box

  • @Zyxory
    @Zyxory ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The plague marine music video was just inspired.

  • @oneeyedking3
    @oneeyedking3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I do 90% of my painting while drinking lol and it all turns out pretty good!

  • @FelipeBudinich
    @FelipeBudinich 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where is the bomb objective marker of Just Makes Stuff from? Looks awesome.
    PS: found it, Sector Imperialis, Exterminatus Device.

  • @justinleroy4775
    @justinleroy4775 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video! What are those paints you’re using? Don’t recognize those sleek black bottles

  • @ZombStarcraft
    @ZombStarcraft 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    How i paint my models every night 🤣
    2000 pts of tau and 1500 of dark eldar soon to build
    Drunk painting is the best; the time just flies by 🤣

  • @montewoody1158
    @montewoody1158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can attest to that too my friend dunk painting is base

  • @WILLYthePANCAKE
    @WILLYthePANCAKE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your videos are so damb entertaining! Thank you!

  • @enjoy9231
    @enjoy9231 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hello Sir, what Color do u use for it ? is this Contrast Color? Can u explane the brand and the Color please ?

  • @M1tZk1
    @M1tZk1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just realised that you're also a lefty!!

  • @jktyler4809
    @jktyler4809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    More painting vids like this one please

  • @macgz149
    @macgz149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm gonna get plowed and start painting my DG now!

  • @PZY.Studios
    @PZY.Studios ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Live in a rec legal state I'm allways super stoned painting

  • @vancedvanced9188
    @vancedvanced9188 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    dude, you're pree good at painting minis (:

  • @J0kerScars
    @J0kerScars 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Gonna paint my balls”
    *dries brush on balls*
    Lol best part of the video

  • @dudemcradguy
    @dudemcradguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow! I’m gonna try this

  • @natc.5940
    @natc.5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was a really awesome approach! I just wish you would let us see the results more instead of all the fast cutting at the end.

  • @Zable24
    @Zable24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best video of the day

  • @Zeitgeyst
    @Zeitgeyst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My chemical Eons : welcome to the fart parade :D great content, love it