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  • @Zlatans
    @Zlatans 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +560

    If they police the streets as well as they police their car parks the country would be safe

    • @HareKrsna1
      @HareKrsna1 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Not enough bottle bud

    • @MusicOne555
      @MusicOne555 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      100%

    • @naugladur8534
      @naugladur8534 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      Also mass deportations and deny entry to “asylum seekers”

    • @2icelollys1goat
      @2icelollys1goat 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      That's a brilliant comment and so, so true and apt.

    • @applecorp
      @applecorp 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      The only thing they seem to protect is themselves.

  • @giganicrik
    @giganicrik 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +492

    You have to take my word. Im a police officer. Best BS line ive heard. Police lie all the time on reports and to public.

    • @cliffordbuttle4529
      @cliffordbuttle4529 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Cuss

    • @cliffordbuttle4529
      @cliffordbuttle4529 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Fussier and carricky said that look how these bastards turned out any comments 😂😂😂

    • @Zoro3-3
      @Zoro3-3 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      How do officers react to these types of videos? Curious to know if the messages are getting through to the force. Hopefully you’re actually an officer 🤣 anyone says anything on the internet these days

    • @JohnMorten-px6my
      @JohnMorten-px6my 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Why would anyone take the word of the stasi ?
      They are nobodies in uniform !

    • @korpiz
      @korpiz 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      We all know many, if not most, police officers are ok with lying if they need to and often do.

  • @OWL705.
    @OWL705. 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +246

    These are the ones who turned a blind eye to child grooming scandal

    • @N1611n
      @N1611n 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      Nailed it mate.

    • @fortnitedaddy7266
      @fortnitedaddy7266 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Mr Packet of Crisps looks like a bit of a kiddy fiddler if you ask me gave me creepy man vibes 😁😁

    • @badbob9nine282
      @badbob9nine282 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      To right brother

    • @sharpeipink123
      @sharpeipink123 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      100% over target...shame on them both....typical uneducated, unprofessional WOKIES!! x

    • @briandoherty3249
      @briandoherty3249 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Watched a film called the rape of Britain by Tommy Robinson in the car park of that station. They've got a lot to answer for.

  • @hicks3749
    @hicks3749 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +119

    One of the worst areas of child grooming in the country which has been 100% enabled by the police. Can't you tell.

  • @machill8224
    @machill8224 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +331

    And these idiots are meant to solve crime FFS.

    • @KoshVorlon-xb3wq
      @KoshVorlon-xb3wq 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @machill8224
      Rarely do though.

    • @etherealdreams7936
      @etherealdreams7936 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Keystone Cop's M8

    • @windyhillbomber
      @windyhillbomber 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Nah…they’re just fine collectors

    • @hassyg4083
      @hassyg4083 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      they solve nothing in reality , they let a murder happen first

    • @Crypto-Live
      @Crypto-Live 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Not when wankers like this bloke ARE WASTING THEIR TIME

  • @thefella131
    @thefella131 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +195

    Spat my coffee out when he said take my word for it,im a police officer.

    • @28johann1
      @28johann1 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Yup, me too. Classic

    • @Dercudez
      @Dercudez 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @takaenda7577
      @takaenda7577 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      I bet Wayne Couzens used the same line on Sarah Everard

    • @ComboMuster
      @ComboMuster 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      😁😁😁

    • @culturevulturepapi8948
      @culturevulturepapi8948 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Wayne couzens! hold my beer

  • @fruitychink
    @fruitychink 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +85

    The comedy of this situation is off the scale . The word of a police officer is worth diddly squat ,

    • @jaylamb477
      @jaylamb477 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Less than

    • @skibidat9808
      @skibidat9808 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      According to Google, diddly squat is worth 12.5 million quid

  • @maccamack419
    @maccamack419 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

    “You have to get in the car, I’m a police officer” said Wayne Couzens!

    • @tatsnneeps341
      @tatsnneeps341 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Grab hold of the back of my stolen quadbike once said the travellers to the copper, that ended perfectly 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-tu5ej5lg2c
    @user-tu5ej5lg2c 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +171

    They love offering help when you don't need it.

    • @JohnMorten-px6my
      @JohnMorten-px6my 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      Then when you ask for it, they won't give it .

    • @NicholasAlt
      @NicholasAlt 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      They are actually offering intrusiveness and control over you.

    • @Best_Is_West
      @Best_Is_West 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      So concerned for his welfare....they gave up before he turned around. "Almost" feels like they couldn't have given a flying fluck if he was OK.

    • @Superliegebeest0
      @Superliegebeest0 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Like the mob an offer u can't refuse

    • @ColinCorbin-sg7su
      @ColinCorbin-sg7su 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      How is it they know what is good for other people is it because they have a gang uniform on 🤡 sad power mad insects 😂🤣😭🙃

  • @bournagin4439
    @bournagin4439 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +451

    British Police are so embarrassing.

    • @sennfred1830
      @sennfred1830 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    • @Shroomz_z1
      @Shroomz_z1 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Absolute wet wipes unless your the lowest of the low hanging fruit ie Tommy R,Yourself, Myself,,,,,Nelson Mandella😅😅.
      What are they like where your from bro?😊

    • @brimkathstampex2306
      @brimkathstampex2306 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Beyond any redemption.

    • @chrisryan1887
      @chrisryan1887 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      Embarrassing. They come across as weak, petty, condescending and quite frankly incompetant.

    • @scrwbl8
      @scrwbl8 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Child**** capital of the UK, right?

  • @mmcclean8791
    @mmcclean8791 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +162

    Wayne cozens probably used the same line.....I'm a police officer, you HAVE TO BELIEVE ME. What a joke

    • @planb1853
      @planb1853 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I lad I agree

    • @badlarry172
      @badlarry172 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      spot on

    • @ryandye2768
      @ryandye2768 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂

  • @sais6027
    @sais6027 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +93

    The woman is so so feeling self entitled 😂. They are paid on public purse, so they're public servants first!!!

    • @chasmarx4393
      @chasmarx4393 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Millie Bobbie Brown!

    • @Symptomless_Coma_
      @Symptomless_Coma_ 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@chasmarx4393 Mrs Brown's Boys

    • @robwilson8673
      @robwilson8673 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Public plonkers more like 🆘🆘🤡🤡

    • @sharpeipink123
      @sharpeipink123 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      AN UNEDUCATED...ILL-READ WOKE KAREN!

  • @phil637
    @phil637 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +242

    Police need to learn the law. No sign, no gate, no barrier.. trespass is civil law.

    • @stevegray5709
      @stevegray5709 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'm not sure police are taught anything about the law. My belief is they just make it up on the hoof.

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      They can't even pull the "inclosed yard" Victorian offence that they've currently got a hard-on for.

    • @MrAndrewFarrow
      @MrAndrewFarrow 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Trespass is a civil matter under Common Law.
      The police are agents of the owner, the PCC.
      Under Common Law the agent of the owner may use reasonable force to remove you.
      We all know that by now.

    • @garethwood3474
      @garethwood3474 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Just a question , how does that work when the police technically cannot intervene in a civil trespass matter and reasonable force is a subjective matter. This from the police themselves"Trespass to land in most instances is a civil matter, and as such the police do not have the power to assist. Initially, the landowner should ask the trespasser to leave the land and if he/she does then all is well. If he/she refuses to leave the land then you will need to consider taking civil action. It could be dangerous for the landowner to try to remove the trespasser themselves.
      The owner of the land could commit several criminal offences if he forcibly removes the trespasser and his/her property from the land. The best and safest course of action is to obtain a court order, which, if breached, can then become a criminal matter.
      If the police do attend an incident such as this, they are merely there as observers for any possible criminal offences committed by either party. The police cannot assist in the removal of the trespassers or their property from the land in question" Again I'm just interested how it should really be done so all the possible legal problems are covered.

    • @johnvienta7622
      @johnvienta7622 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@MrAndrewFarrow ... But is AB actually trespassing?

  • @richardtheeighth4431
    @richardtheeighth4431 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +126

    "We want to make sure that you're alright walking around."
    So AB gives plod a first-hand demonstration of walking around all by himself.

  • @AustinSaysSo
    @AustinSaysSo 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

    How to make the police look stupid?
    Let them talk.

  • @tankthelord1178
    @tankthelord1178 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

    They were probably scared you were investigating the pedo gangs.

  • @Lucifer-ch8es
    @Lucifer-ch8es 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +143

    "The word of a Police officer" 😂😂😂

    • @takaenda7577
      @takaenda7577 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Sarah Everard trusted the word of a police officer.

    • @KoshVorlon-xb3wq
      @KoshVorlon-xb3wq 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @takaenda7577
      He actually showed his warrant card.

  • @FishTillYouDrop
    @FishTillYouDrop 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +91

    Oh! Old Jug Ears couldn't resist a lecture.

    • @JohnPatco
      @JohnPatco 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Dumbo movie.

    • @sharpeipink123
      @sharpeipink123 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      UNEDUCATED...ILL-READ WOKE KEN!! x

  • @nockianlifter661
    @nockianlifter661 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    “Suspected me of being lost” 😂

  • @ggj666
    @ggj666 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    "You have to take my word because I'm a police officer" Because a police officer has never told a lie.

  • @kawsarahmad
    @kawsarahmad 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +120

    You have to because we're police officers... How lovely.

    • @28johann1
      @28johann1 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes - a comment that tells you everything you need to know about these bully-boy cretins

    • @ColinCorbin-sg7su
      @ColinCorbin-sg7su 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 DID I SAY CLOWNS THINK SO

    • @paulamcnama1499
      @paulamcnama1499 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      We need peace officers not gangs

    • @kawsarahmad
      @kawsarahmad 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@paulamcnama1499 some may say the biggest gang in the UK... 🤔

    • @28johann1
      @28johann1 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@paulamcnama1499 Quite. See how they wince when auditors tell them they are 'public servants'. We've witnessed a complete disconnection between these thugs and the public, sadly.

  • @MegaNosneb
    @MegaNosneb 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +66

    After all these years and plod don't realise they are being audited.

    • @MeeJunksEavy
      @MeeJunksEavy 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Larry Vaginiker knew. I'd say they knew AB's real name too. He immediately pointed out that AB had inbuilt camera glasses. Also prodded him about any infringements he may have seen. They knew he was auditing, yet they still came out pretending to help whilst abusing their power.
      Police do not exist to serve the public. They serve their masters: the powerful and corporations. They police the majority to be obedient.

  • @WhackoMacko
    @WhackoMacko 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    man alive, the way AB interacts with people (cops or not) is just awesome .. what a legend

  • @Another_Dimension2024
    @Another_Dimension2024 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

    Never ever - ever - ever trust them.

    • @dazsmith610
      @dazsmith610 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      AGREE NEVER EVER TRUST THE POLICE THER NOT YOUR FRENDS TRUST ME A C A B

  • @PastaSauce.
    @PastaSauce. 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +196

    Years of AB doing these videos and the police still don’t get it

    • @alanbaxter8100
      @alanbaxter8100 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Couldn’t agree more. It puzzles the hell out of me wondering why they cant see anything

    • @Brian-kw5jb
      @Brian-kw5jb 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      And it's in their own interests to get it too so they dont make a fool of themselves or worse.

    • @dpauditss
      @dpauditss 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      And sadly they probably never will. There will always be bad ones it’s just apart of life

    • @fxontv
      @fxontv 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Perhaps they do get it, but their egos won’t allow them to not engage. They just can’t help themselves.

    • @REVONEWS1
      @REVONEWS1 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They driven by ego

  • @zenex1741
    @zenex1741 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +202

    If the only thing that's restricting access is their imagination, it's not restricted.

    • @brno1985
      @brno1985 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      The Peanut wasnt saying that he was saying its PRIVATE because we told you ???

  • @rickgordongordonellissteel3761
    @rickgordongordonellissteel3761 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    "The word of a Police Officer". As if Police Officers never lie.

  • @mobiuseno
    @mobiuseno 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    (11 mins in) "we're not going to engage with you" AB: you shouldn't have in the first place.

  • @seanlehane1307
    @seanlehane1307 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +92

    We're really busy, sir.
    Also, we're checking if people are lost in carparks.

    • @28johann1
      @28johann1 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      That was lie No 1. She later admits that they came out because you 'arose suspicion'. then Lie 2 is about 'private land' where you can't film.

    • @tc5042
      @tc5042 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      😂😂😂

    • @jimbob356
      @jimbob356 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The retards are not clever enough to lie.

  • @LeDrew8
    @LeDrew8 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +129

    The police in the Uk are embarrassing. I noticed that the police van backed up over the path is a hazard for the blind and disabled.

    • @tommurphy7611
      @tommurphy7611 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      LAZY lying g3stapoo poo LIARS they are...

    • @NicholasAlt
      @NicholasAlt 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Not embarrassing, dangerous to your LIBERTY.

    • @alcoyne3333333333333
      @alcoyne3333333333333 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Seen that too . Wish AB and others would highlight that stuff

  • @paulvallis8510
    @paulvallis8510 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    "You have to take my word for it because I'm a police office"!!

  • @derekfaeberwick
    @derekfaeberwick 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    The step at the rear of that paddy wagon was overhanging the pedestrian walkway and was a definite hazard!
    Those pricks have NO concern for our safety, that proved it.

  • @richardnotley7013
    @richardnotley7013 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

    lineker ,trust me i am a cop,and bewildered betty are definitely in another reality

  • @isthatus0768
    @isthatus0768 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    You really need to get better spy glasses as they aren't very stealth...every single person identifies them immediately.

  • @marklatimer7333
    @marklatimer7333 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    Your Welfare?, I suspect even if you were running around on fire they still wouldn't come out until you 'trespassed' onto their precious car park.

    • @Jayshereok
      @Jayshereok 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      and do you for arson at the same time

    • @marklatimer7333
      @marklatimer7333 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@Jayshereok or Criminal Damage for setting lit to the non-existent Restricted Area Sign.

  • @peterb2272
    @peterb2272 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    With police like these no wonder we have criminals.

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

    AB. Is 'Never Lost' and is always sure of his footing!😊

  • @svenpoletka5236
    @svenpoletka5236 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

    They seem so confused, but they're only hired to enforce the existing law instead up making up new ones

  • @kitsworld
    @kitsworld 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    "Do you need any help?" = "What are you doing, and how can we STOP you from doing it?"

    • @solarvanlife8177
      @solarvanlife8177 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "how can we help you....into cuffs"

  • @lumo7461
    @lumo7461 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    What a pair of 🔔 ends!! State of policing is getting worse!!

  • @colinmaguire-nt4vl
    @colinmaguire-nt4vl 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    I hit the like button as I came to watch AB always delivers

  • @trevhedges209
    @trevhedges209 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    15:32 that was a classic “not allowed” moment there AB 😂

  • @SebulReath
    @SebulReath 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    Publicly funded private public service. With publicly accessible private and police car parking spaces. Very busy police officers busily wasting the time of a member of the public.

  • @georgebowie9816
    @georgebowie9816 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    The word of a police officer ! I have one name for you "Wayne Couzens".

    • @jaylamb477
      @jaylamb477 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      & David Carrick

  • @ChristianAkacro
    @ChristianAkacro 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +73

    If you told me the public footpath was 'private land' that wouldn't make it true would it? No signage, fence, or barrier, it's public!!

    • @gotherecom
      @gotherecom 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Plus, anyone is permitted to be on "private land" unless directed otherwise.

    • @Paul2377
      @Paul2377 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      My front garden doesn't have any signage, fence or barrier, but it's not public.

    • @ChristianAkacro
      @ChristianAkacro 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Paul2377 and people have implicit permission to cross your yard to knock on your front door absent signage stating otherwise. What's your point?

    • @Paul2377
      @Paul2377 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ChristianAkacro You make my point for me... you might think you had implicit permission to cross my yard to knock on my front door, but if I answered my door and told you I wanted you off my property I'm pretty sure you'd comply, rather than stand there and tell me you've still got access.

    • @ChristianAkacro
      @ChristianAkacro 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Paul2377 No, legally speaking, I did have implicit permission. Also, right of access laws work differently in the UK than they do in North America. Public footpaths (in the UK) *cannot* be made into restricted access areas, regardless if the land they're on is privately owned. Publicly owned land is all implicitly open to the public unless there's a sign, barrier, or fence that indicates otherwise. That was ABs point in the video. It can't just be whimsically decreed as restricted by any random public servant that happens upon you while you're on public land in a publicly accessible area.

  • @crosseyedone7960
    @crosseyedone7960 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    Gosh, they're always concerned for your safety.

  • @PINACI
    @PINACI 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    Way too many sheeple telling people what to do !

  • @capabilitybrown2323
    @capabilitybrown2323 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    All English police forces were issued with a FOI request concerning, serving police officers with a criminal record, 66% replied, of the forces that replied, 70% have serving police officers with a criminal record, they say to AB, you can trust us, we're the police 😲

  • @merlin1346
    @merlin1346 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

    The bollards are just to stop public cars from filling up the other side.

  • @michaelkettlety-so2rf
    @michaelkettlety-so2rf 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    The word of a police officer since when do they tell the truth

    • @tommurphy7611
      @tommurphy7611 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      LAZY lying f1lthy LIARS they are...

    • @tatsnneeps341
      @tatsnneeps341 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Sine never ever

  • @douglipscomb3002
    @douglipscomb3002 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    I'm not quite sure they ever mean it when they say "can we help you"!

  • @tapiocding
    @tapiocding 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    ”Take my word for it” says the policeman who just lied about why they came out. What an embarrassment to the uniform.

    • @Paul2377
      @Paul2377 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      To be fair, AB lied about not hearing them.

  • @SusanNoulton
    @SusanNoulton 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    Omg you get the weirdest ppl, I find it hard to stop laughing.
    I wonder what that young boy/girl was saying.
    Love it when you laugh,
    Carry on these videos AB, they are the best 💙💙

    • @eurofritz4617
      @eurofritz4617 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I will take a stab at it, I think they were coming in to report someone who was saying that they are dead on social media, whether they meant that they have no followers or were being threatened I am not sure

    • @SusanNoulton
      @SusanNoulton 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@eurofritz4617 yes that is what I think.

    • @Paul2377
      @Paul2377 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@eurofritz4617 Agreed. I also thought she seemed to have some learning difficulties and thought it was a bit rude how AB laughed about her as soon as he walked away.

  • @HareKrsna1
    @HareKrsna1 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

    Im not a car, im a person 😂😂 😅

    • @MartinHiggins1972
      @MartinHiggins1972 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The officer was proud to say he understood this point.

  • @applecorp
    @applecorp 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    "You remind me of Lineker"
    "That's good"
    "It wasn't a compliment"...

  • @alanbaxter8100
    @alanbaxter8100 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    *ITS Like talking to a Bag of Crisps* That has to be the funniest thing I’m gonna hear for this entire day ⭐️

  • @SirJimmySavileOBEKCSG
    @SirJimmySavileOBEKCSG 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +82

    PC 6969 Savile is here to tell you there's no access to the back passage euheuheuh!

    • @tankthelord1178
      @tankthelord1178 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      That's right Sir Jim.

    • @RocketRenton
      @RocketRenton 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    • @RocketRenton
      @RocketRenton 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Now Then, Now Then.

    • @adiohead
      @adiohead 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Hey Jim, when are you gonna fix it for me to meet KITT from Knightrider?

  • @hassyg4083
    @hassyg4083 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    Birmingham s the place to audit more. Cops got no control of the crime there

  • @niklocks5176
    @niklocks5176 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "You're suspecting me of being lost?" Hilarious!

  • @garymills7494
    @garymills7494 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    "I am not a car, I am a person"
    Priceless.

  • @richardtheeighth4431
    @richardtheeighth4431 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    9:58 "Is there anything you need from us?"
    Yes, please stop giving directives and then the pair of you can bugger off.

  • @kikkibeale5776
    @kikkibeale5776 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    You crack me up all the time ,you make my day thank you

  • @josiecarl4671
    @josiecarl4671 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    why am i thinking " duelling banjos "

  • @TheRoad2Scratch
    @TheRoad2Scratch 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Hate how they say 'can we help you with anything' ....but forget to say 'we noticed you walking around our cars and shit ourselves because we are paranoid and are above the public'.

  • @user-uy3ll3oh8q
    @user-uy3ll3oh8q 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +73

    PC LINIKER NEEDS TO
    ZIP IT !!!

  • @dasjuergen
    @dasjuergen 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    They are behaving more like robots

    • @dazsmith610
      @dazsmith610 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      THEY ALLWAYS ARE BEHAVEING LIKE ROBOTS THAT Y I HATE THEM SO MUCH A C A B

  • @clivesmith2886
    @clivesmith2886 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    When are police going to Learn they are being tested. Make themselves look like clowns. Good video stay safe retired lifeboatman

    • @bpc610
      @bpc610 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'm across the pond. What's a lifeboatman if you don't mind?
      Thanks

  • @timwhale9434
    @timwhale9434 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The Thin Blue Line appears to like making up imaginary lines 😊
    Good interaction, AB.

  • @richardsmith8938
    @richardsmith8938 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    They run out of perceived powers that's why they go round in circles 😂

  • @Julian2323-q6u
    @Julian2323-q6u 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +91

    bro none of these officers learn its not a crime to record a police station on public land.........

    • @10tendogsdonie
      @10tendogsdonie 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      as its a public police stn paid for by the public, what is the crime who is the claimant, police can not make a claim there position is to keep the peace, no crime no problem,,

    • @Julian2323-q6u
      @Julian2323-q6u 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@10tendogsdonie EXACTLY YOUR SPEAKING FACTS

  • @TimCCambridge
    @TimCCambridge 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Comedy cops touchy-feely " People not legal "... but still that " higher authority " tone. Not so " people " after all.

  • @Schacal6666
    @Schacal6666 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    HOW THEY STILL DONT KNOW AUDITORS, WHAT TH-cam AND VLOGS ARE OR HOW TO REACT TO CAMERAMEN BAFFLES THE SHIT OUT OF ME?!

    • @eddyblackmore4188
      @eddyblackmore4188 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They know,
      They just don't care because they know they will investigate themselves and find no wrongdoing,

    • @RMcL328
      @RMcL328 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They know…this is their agreed approach. Hassle and harass

  • @Findingcupcake
    @Findingcupcake 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    AB, a genius disguised as clueless,lol

  • @S0ulcreat1ve
    @S0ulcreat1ve 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    Confusing but hilarious conversation @13:25😂
    She is alive!😂😂

    • @SusanNoulton
      @SusanNoulton 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Was she/he a man or woman lol. That was a great conversation 🤣🤣

    • @cliffordbuttle4529
      @cliffordbuttle4529 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      But speaking like parrots 😏😏😏😏

    • @user-allanH
      @user-allanH 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I’m glad the record was corrected 🤦‍♂️🤣

  • @adifferentname
    @adifferentname 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    "You have to take my word 'cause I'm a police officer."
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA */DEEP BREATH/* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rolandmasters105
    @rolandmasters105 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    Police :
    Can I help you?
    Yes there are some illegal number plates on police cars.
    On your intro there was a car in the car park with an illegal number plates on as you walked past it

    • @eddyblackmore4188
      @eddyblackmore4188 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They'd probably argue that unless it's 'on a highway' they can't do anything about it, as it's not (technically) an offense to have or display the plates. By the time the driver gets on the road, they'll have forgotten all about it.
      Didn't stop them from trying to do my mate for the ones in his _front room window,_ did it though?

  • @craigsheppard1
    @craigsheppard1 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +67

    became a member to watch - thanks for all the entertainment/work you do!

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  16 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Thank you

    • @NamedNamelessName
      @NamedNamelessName 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      How am I watching as I'm not a member ..

    • @grahamw6503
      @grahamw6503 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Released earlier for members​@@NamedNamelessName

    • @grahamw6503
      @grahamw6503 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Released earlier for members​@@NamedNamelessName

    • @SusanNoulton
      @SusanNoulton 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@AuditingBritain yes thank you AB, I have never laughed so much in my life 🤣🤣

  • @aidanmclaughlin3296
    @aidanmclaughlin3296 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That delivery man believes u so much I’d say if you had said just to give you the package he would have lol good vid as always AB and I look forward to the next one

  • @ericmilligan3
    @ericmilligan3 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I’ve just been burgled and I’m totally lost. Here’s a crime number we’re very busy.

  • @MrStaffy01
    @MrStaffy01 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    standards of police training have changed a lot apparently over the years. at one point it used to be drilled in to recruits in training what public and public place was and the difference between the two, the reason being that the ordinary officer on the street would be unable to do the basics of his/her job if they didnt know fully the difference. it may well be worth asking some officers at some point if they can describe what the difference between the two actauly are...i bet the vast majority cant even tell you the difference...if they cant then why?

  • @mark2781
    @mark2781 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    A B's a magnet for mental stuff!,.. always seems to happen! 😂 👊 💚

  • @Kaiser876
    @Kaiser876 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    You can’t get the police when burgled, attacked, robbed or report other crimes.. yet when you walk around a car park it’s 👮‍♂️👮🏻👮‍♂️👮🏻👮‍♂️👮🏻👮‍♂️👮🏻👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮🏻👮‍♂️👮🏻👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️

  • @milsub59
    @milsub59 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    They are used to making it up as they go along, and calling it the law. When challenged, they crumble.

  • @patchorley1140
    @patchorley1140 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    stuck in a time warp in Telford🤣 'are you ok are you OK are you OK

    • @juliej9999
      @juliej9999 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      He's not OK he's AB!

  • @bloodyliar
    @bloodyliar 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    'Why was I born too soon' - Reggie Kray

  • @dangingras7
    @dangingras7 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Good gods! Cops are experts at proclaiming their stupidity. Those two "car park" monitors kept repeating themselves and never realized they were being played by AB.

  • @michakoodziejczyk3806
    @michakoodziejczyk3806 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "Make shure are you ok"
    yeah right, they are always so helpful 😂

  • @pauly540
    @pauly540 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Every time an AB video pops up I yell YO. I get some weird looks 😂

  • @SquirrelSniper138
    @SquirrelSniper138 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    14:11 the reason for GEOENGINEERING is to stop the sun from melting all these new Snowflakes ❄️

  • @oliviajane1188
    @oliviajane1188 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I live in Telford that police station that is near me that old officer name is terry Holland, pc terry Holland he is not a good officer he treated me and other people I know very badly with our mental health, don’t think he believes people struggle with mental health he once said I was attention seeking and wasting police time but the fact remains I was not as he is the one who found me walking about he is the one who called other people to come…. Also I tend to take a lot of photos outside Telford police station they don’t give me any grief but also given the fact I don’t actually walk around the car park even though there is no signs saying much and there barrier has been broken for few weeks so technically anyone can walk in

  • @gildardomontoyajrmontoyita
    @gildardomontoyajrmontoyita 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    😂 AB always back hand slaps those goof balls politely... The man's a legend !
    Following from Colombia. 🇨🇴

    • @tonypine3434
      @tonypine3434 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Shout out to Colombia 👊

    • @Skankhunt42-gg6vf
      @Skankhunt42-gg6vf 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The land of coke

  • @paulbarrett3860
    @paulbarrett3860 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The poor FedEx guy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mrconcarnage3215
    @mrconcarnage3215 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Cheers for the upload AB

  • @MartinHiggins1972
    @MartinHiggins1972 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    So lovely that busy officers so rapidly scramble to help citizens who appear lost.

  • @muninraven3327
    @muninraven3327 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Unfortunately my home town. But, if I was out and about around this spot and saw a guy filming; I would immediately walk up and say hello. Just on the off chance it was you, or a like-minded soul. A simple shake of the hand and some polite and encouraging dialogue would be a nice occurrence to have happened. Respect to everyone in this type of community from every shore. ♥

  • @Tenmilsochet14
    @Tenmilsochet14 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    She's a perfect example as to why it's fine to "" pull out""

    • @Lookup2Wakeup
      @Lookup2Wakeup 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Pul out of what?.....🤔

    • @Tenmilsochet14
      @Tenmilsochet14 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Lookup2Wakeup you know.!

    • @Lookup2Wakeup
      @Lookup2Wakeup 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Tenmilsochet14 he, he, he.....

  • @DamblaZ
    @DamblaZ 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Bro i have s-o much fun on your videos 😂😂😂. Thanks ❤✌️🤜🤛

  • @zekeb2888
    @zekeb2888 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Empty threats and intimidation attempts fail so they pretend to be friendly when they really tried to violate your rights. “Normal people” 🤣🤣 what a clown 🤡

  • @mickcooper4614
    @mickcooper4614 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Always make me smile AB. Top man!

  • @user-bp8rr3rj7r
    @user-bp8rr3rj7r 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    "Do you need any help?" .... I think they need some help .... mental help WTF 😂