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  • @_Daio_
    @_Daio_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2277

    Them lips have seen more action than Helmand Province.

    • @Kale050
      @Kale050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      lol

    • @chucky2316
      @chucky2316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Hahhahaaaa

    • @chucky2316
      @chucky2316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Andy T class comment

    • @Deerky23
      @Deerky23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      This killed me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @chucky2316
      @chucky2316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Deerky23 let's pin the tail on the donkey lads

  • @andrewcoates6641
    @andrewcoates6641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    As an ex postman I can assure you that the way to get promoted at RM is to be incompetent at your job so these two have a rosy future, God help their staff. As the saying goes “those that can do, those who can’t get promoted “.

    • @DarkDeviant
      @DarkDeviant 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep, they would of kissed ass as well.

    • @A2Z1Two3
      @A2Z1Two3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a couple of Postal snowflakes they are , I hope they are widely ridiculed for being totally outclassed by AB ( as were the 2 police officers)
      Approach AB at your peril, the video of the encounter WILL follow you forever.

    • @LeeJohnson-zn9tl
      @LeeJohnson-zn9tl ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I worked for RM I got out while I still could

    • @andrewmyers9982
      @andrewmyers9982 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I would agree - just look at Paula Vennells and her repugnant sidekick!

    • @dangerman01582
      @dangerman01582 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I worked for RM as employee and agency and I can confirm 95% of the management are thick

  • @thepredators1111
    @thepredators1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    Mate, she was about to burst into tears.
    It just shows they are used to dealing with the 80% of people who dont know their own rights. Thanks for giving them a wake up call AB

    • @MartinHiggins1972
      @MartinHiggins1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sherrix6881 Walking around talking to hundreds of thousands of people. Be fair. Earning him TH-cam revenue, too.

    • @drewsmith6066
      @drewsmith6066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They're only used to dealing with Muppets who think they got to do what they're told lol, but it doesn't work like that with someone that's got a brain

    • @paulobrien1910
      @paulobrien1910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You again kicked in the street you would love a police officer come and help you

    • @fromulus
      @fromulus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao nobody learned a single thing from this other than this dude is an unlikable schmuck.

    • @Ron.S.
      @Ron.S. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She did right??

  • @PottersVideos2
    @PottersVideos2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    11:25 She's got the law wrong. Refusal to answer questions cannot be grounds for suspicion.

    • @SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers
      @SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rice v Connolly 1966.

    • @iasked3371
      @iasked3371 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      k halliday sorry lecturer

    • @FCVP71
      @FCVP71 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sad you have laws like that.

    • @DoNE021
      @DoNE021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @k halliday Keyboard bully police. Shut'up.
      Did your feelings got hurt by this video clip. hehehe

    • @dudleydyer9224
      @dudleydyer9224 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "You have the right to remain silent"

  • @lationixclips3336
    @lationixclips3336 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Scared sheep in the burger van

    • @courtneyharris6390
      @courtneyharris6390 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Lets all ask for a free burger seeing they clearly giving them away.

    • @cv507
      @cv507 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@courtneyharris6390 hai Gene r8ink XP

    • @peterkonitzer4410
      @peterkonitzer4410 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@courtneyharris6390 Imagine if AB filmed the name of those( sheep ).... free commercial .Sheep chose to lay down...

  • @paulcolley5757
    @paulcolley5757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    Burger van man is a bit of a bell end isn't he!

    • @unknown-lf5sl
      @unknown-lf5sl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      this is because of the police.. make people suspicious of anyone they question

    • @patrickr6505
      @patrickr6505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yes, he wouldn't even give him a free burger 😂

    • @waynestabler236
      @waynestabler236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I bet his burgers are 20 % meat n 80% fat yummy

    • @waynestabler236
      @waynestabler236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Please

    • @twoalange4354
      @twoalange4354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Mr .Brickshithouse that man in the van and woman are the biggest dicks I have ever seen in my life what a disgrace

  • @ericmilligan3
    @ericmilligan3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    It annoys me when the police come running within minutes for a camera man, but call about an actual crime, your lucky if it’s the same day. 😳😳😱😱

    • @OrionHartwick
      @OrionHartwick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh ye my gran called for someone serious it was drug related not my family involved
      They never even arrived

    • @Robert-rs5bm
      @Robert-rs5bm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes true

    • @jamesleth806
      @jamesleth806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      In sad that society is turning into a tyranny and the dumb and stupid have no understanding of the sacred right of liberty and freedom. This girl would have no understanding of how she is contributing to the soon to be technocratic police state. She needs a lesson in the importance of acitizens right to not be harrassed when not breaking any law.

    • @dagmeredobbin297
      @dagmeredobbin297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If you are the victim of a burglary , they almost certainly WONT COME AT ALL.The met clear up rate is about 3%.WTF are taxpayers paying them for when they can't catch sh1t?

    • @alisonhilll4317
      @alisonhilll4317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes they don't even bother with burglary, but run around after non crimes.

  • @26OP011
    @26OP011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "sorry mrs smith we cant come and save you from the robbers because we have an emergency situation there is a man filming a post office "

  • @douglipscomb3002
    @douglipscomb3002 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    There are audits and there are audits. Three years on and this is one of the classics! These two gals were totally clueless!

  • @JoannaHammond
    @JoannaHammond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The reason is simple, because I want to and I am legaly allowed to.

  • @deckytrfc1
    @deckytrfc1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    “You’re making the young lady feel uncomfortable”
    “I’m not responsible for her feelings”😂😂😂

    • @danielgill2311
      @danielgill2311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aww

    • @fromulus
      @fromulus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There aren't harassment laws in the UK?

    • @dagoorey3534
      @dagoorey3534 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      5 kilos of Botox in her lips and cheeks and she is denying it👄👄👄🙈🙈🙈😂😂😂

    • @1inchPunchBowl
      @1inchPunchBowl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@fromulus Yes, but there is a legal definition which still has to be met. Otherwise it's just a fascist state.

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@fromulus "Uncomfortable" is not "harassed, alarmed or distressed", and the police need to learn that.

  • @spenceraustin9823
    @spenceraustin9823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    They hate that they can’t impose their illusion of authority onto you 😂😂 you’re awesome AB 🙌🏼

    • @spenceraustin9823
      @spenceraustin9823 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤡🤡

    • @spenceraustin9823
      @spenceraustin9823 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mike Hunt 🤡

    • @d4nkx549
      @d4nkx549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jonathan Davis Found the cop 🤡🤡

    • @d4nkx549
      @d4nkx549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Jonathan Davis No I did ur mom 😎

    • @paulobrien1910
      @paulobrien1910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you were getting a good kicking in the street you would love a police officer coming help you or if your house is broken into who would you call Samaritans

  • @southwestkinema9149
    @southwestkinema9149 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    That burger man is miserable so and so. I wouldn’t be surprised if there is a whole bunch of villainy in his extended family lol

    • @Sleepeasy469
      @Sleepeasy469 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah noticed that too, what an absolute wanker

  • @nigelfarage69
    @nigelfarage69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Scary that she's allowed to carry a taser. I wouldn't trust her with a notepad and pen.

    • @bekabeka71
      @bekabeka71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Larry McFappington only a coward would hit a pretty face like this

    • @MegaScumbucket
      @MegaScumbucket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A banana would be pushing it

    • @6StimuL84
      @6StimuL84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@bekabeka71 A pretty face like that can murder your ass for nothing also man.....

    • @paullangton-rogers2390
      @paullangton-rogers2390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The police are trained how to use tasers. And considering the UK police are totally unarmed, and face dangerous and often armed criminals daily, I'd say a taser is a good thing to protect our officers. They should all have one, or better still guns like most European countries do.

    • @tobeytransport2802
      @tobeytransport2802 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@6StimuL84 how would she murder you any easier than anyone else?

  • @wuphat
    @wuphat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    She's not listening. She's just waiting for her turn to talk.

    • @mikecollins8936
      @mikecollins8936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bullies hate it when people stand up to them.

    • @jaunsheet7584
      @jaunsheet7584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      part of training

    • @mrfeather83
      @mrfeather83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They all do that

    • @Carmarket247
      @Carmarket247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s their conduct

    • @imconfused1237
      @imconfused1237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I do the same. I can’t stand listening to idiots to be fair.

  • @ZahidKhan-tb3fb
    @ZahidKhan-tb3fb 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    AB “Do you use Botox on them lips”? Botox woman “No” AB “Swear” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @koliberk
      @koliberk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Botox officer is from Poland, I suspected from her accent, but when she flashed her ID with her name Aleksandra, I'm positive 😂

    • @danielmorris6523
      @danielmorris6523 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@koliberkBotoxski injectionski polski. And she also has TAZERski.

    • @koliberk
      @koliberk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@danielmorris6523 😂😂

    • @AL6Rockman
      @AL6Rockman 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Within next 10 years there won't be any actual 100 % British left working in Britain it will be all foreign nationals

  • @rcdanger
    @rcdanger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    One walked off because she didn’t want to waste her time

    • @BadBadgerTrollAccount172
      @BadBadgerTrollAccount172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nope, she was sent off to try getting incriminating evidence from the caller...

    • @OsmanLiban
      @OsmanLiban 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anthony Burton she most certainly was.

    • @moodyguymick
      @moodyguymick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too embarrassed to stick around.

  • @Pothwar-PK
    @Pothwar-PK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "You need to check left & right before you go"
    Your in wrong profession your one liners are hilarious 😂

  • @raymondlawrencechalmers7580
    @raymondlawrencechalmers7580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    The second officer disappeared quickly when she realized how foolish the other officer was behaving.102,000 botox views, education, live and learn. Respect the public, treat them as equals.

    • @esecallum
      @esecallum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes cottoned she being wound up.

  • @MrSlipstreem
    @MrSlipstreem 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    "How do you know I can read?"
    "Because you're filming me."
    😂

  • @MaxPowers
    @MaxPowers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    meanwhile thousands of kids across the UK are being groomed.

    • @6StimuL84
      @6StimuL84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      They don't care about pedos and rapists..... CAMERAS are the REAL threat....lol

    • @AW-mz6ml
      @AW-mz6ml 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shes swallowing alot of them

    • @holdup1036
      @holdup1036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats why they should do their jobs instead of wasting time with citizen imvolved in lawful activity - labelled as suspicious- checking that tax payers money is well spent

    • @Scotoz27
      @Scotoz27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Disgusting police force with their priorities askew when stabbings, groomings, fraud and corruption are rife in the UK.

    • @michaeldaniels1186
      @michaeldaniels1186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes and pricks like this are wasting police time!!!

  • @enaidsofren4299
    @enaidsofren4299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The way her lips move after the botox accusation, she was soooo self conscious!

    • @GRACEORT
      @GRACEORT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes I noticed that too. Like a Cat licking Cream 🍆💦💦💦

    • @Ron.S.
      @Ron.S. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Could be, but it’s also because she was about to cry. She couldn’t keep a stiff upper lip. And she’s a policewoman. A British one. Her parents are to blame

    • @enaidsofren4299
      @enaidsofren4299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Ron.S. Wouldn't botox help with a stiff upper lip?

    • @Ron.S.
      @Ron.S. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@enaidsofren4299 😄

    • @Matthew-ho6cl
      @Matthew-ho6cl หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      A polish woman in a British uniform

  • @PD-gt7on
    @PD-gt7on 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Poor girl should have quit while she was behind.

    • @kentcyclist
      @kentcyclist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      P D Yeah like before she ever considered joining police. She should have gone to work for burger king

    • @yogihaughton
      @yogihaughton 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      P D LMFAO

    • @mrworldwideceo2473
      @mrworldwideceo2473 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @t.kahraba763
      @t.kahraba763 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Their ego is too inflated for them to quit
      Ab is literally breaking their brains, he acts suspicious walks around with a camera looking sketchy, the police come thinking they will catch a terrorist plotting something and then they fall into his trap

    • @mozartsmate6358
      @mozartsmate6358 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​t.kahraba763 Not as inflated as her face....

  • @greatlambrini8722
    @greatlambrini8722 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    About time people started telling them ‘it’s none of your fxxxxx business.’

  • @jjyo99
    @jjyo99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    I like the humour that is creeping into your videos. You're obviously getting more relaxed and expert at auditing.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Ha ha , not intimidated any more

    • @leanneedwards6342
      @leanneedwards6342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No but you are a scumbag, low life dosser

    • @bitcoinisfreedommoney.fckt2663
      @bitcoinisfreedommoney.fckt2663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@leanneedwards6342 You must be one of the WPCs from the video...found time to watch your self getting humiliated in between botox appointments?

    • @patrickomaracou7268
      @patrickomaracou7268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do ya use botox on ya lips ,quick as flash NO hahahahaha.

    • @pauljay5478
      @pauljay5478 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Humour! He’s a argumentative prick!

  • @Clan501-Scotland
    @Clan501-Scotland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    People in that burger van were like something from hills have eyes 💀😂

    • @wudangboy
      @wudangboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      shallow gene pool ! lol

    • @Breaking_views_uk_official
      @Breaking_views_uk_official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They are blood relatives of sweeney tod but instead of meat pies they sell burgers made from human meat

    • @dopeytripod
      @dopeytripod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      why u think the burgers are so cheap

    • @neilwilliams8741
      @neilwilliams8741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the red faced man made Quasimodo look good looking..in between his 4 pack of tenants super and 4 bottles of brandy

    • @dave1secondago
      @dave1secondago 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or IOM people lol

  • @captaincracker8980
    @captaincracker8980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Burger man would’ve sided with the pig if the opportunity had arisen.

    • @outtour2525
      @outtour2525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Some men always side with women, they put them on pedestals

    • @larrymcfagerstrom9172
      @larrymcfagerstrom9172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      from my perspective the burger man did side with the pig by answering her questions which he is not obligated to do.

    • @SavageAudits
      @SavageAudits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bigblackdog My God! The pigs have defaced the Union Jack with their gang symbol? As a Yank, I didn’t realize that the gangbanger’s symbol had gone international.

    • @angloengland559
      @angloengland559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SavageAudits The 'thin blue line' has British origins

    • @SavageAudits
      @SavageAudits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      angloengland Interesting! I would love to know more about that.

  • @Ipdex
    @Ipdex ปีที่แล้ว +9

    'How do you know I can read?' - classic!

  • @johncooper3392
    @johncooper3392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    she was clueless & butt hurt
    that was so funny
    she is going to be so embarrassed when her workmates watch this
    expect reprisals

    • @forthfarean
      @forthfarean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      john cooper the trouble is her workmates are just as stupid.

    • @imconfused1237
      @imconfused1237 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reprisals? I doubt it. The old bill come across jerks all the time to be fair, probably a good handful a shift. I think ABs a funny guy but let’s not deny he’s also just a troll.
      Maybe the plod should lighten up a bit and realise it’s all just a game.

    • @johncooper3392
      @johncooper3392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dl ~ unfortunately she is not alone @ being unable to cope with a simple situation ~ the police hire a lot of people who should never be given a job with responsibility & standard's.

    • @imconfused1237
      @imconfused1237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      john cooper | Yeah, so when you think about it she’s probably just a normal human being, like you and me - doing a job to pay the bills?
      I’d never be a police officer myself, not because I couldn’t do it - but because I’d have to come face to face with societies jerks every day.
      Why don’t you give it a go?

    • @johncooper3392
      @johncooper3392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dl ~ she & others choose to be a cop & the public are the ones who pay the price when it's found out they are not suitable for the job ~ & this is a very common problem.
      & as for me ~ i am honest & not a bully so i would never fit in

  • @keef6586
    @keef6586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Best one ever! She had to run off before she burst into tears. You smashed it!

  • @Sammyprepperstolebobsmoney
    @Sammyprepperstolebobsmoney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    She wanted your channel name . She’s probably watching us now 👀.

  • @jdubbleu1011
    @jdubbleu1011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:33 - “Your not going to get a copy of that”.
    Seconds later “That’s fine. Obviously you know how to obtain”.
    Says it all.

    • @waheedrehman7009
      @waheedrehman7009 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      AB your awesome... could watch you all the time.
      Botox police is full of poo...
      Burger man is a tw*t

  • @smithy3269
    @smithy3269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    “You can ask”
    “Well are you going to stop”
    “No”
    😂 love that on these videos.

  • @shush_ya_mush
    @shush_ya_mush 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    She was totally powerless and didnt know how to deal with it

  • @patrickroberts29
    @patrickroberts29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    amazing idea for a channel, it quite literally writes itself. great characters, so real.

  • @NazTheGreat
    @NazTheGreat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This was hilarious!
    "I'll tell you if you subscribe"
    😂😂😂

  • @kwaynelapham
    @kwaynelapham 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    If you were filming that tree and you didn't tell her why, would she find that suspicious?

  • @MAZ732
    @MAZ732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    This dude is so cool and the cops really don’t know how to handle him at all, especially when he starts quoting the law 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @judgeberry6071
      @judgeberry6071 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Put your tongue away ya moron it's embarrassing 🤦‍♂️🤣

    • @judgeberry6071
      @judgeberry6071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MAZ732 slurp slurp gobble gobble 🤣

    • @williamcodsi1612
      @williamcodsi1612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is why police dobt be friendly anymore because of idiots like ab. He is starting issues for no reson. Some people get stopped for no reason. But he just antagonises people.
      Im not the biggest fan of police by anymeans but this is just wasting their time. You are holding them up from doing their job but eill be the first to complain they are not doing anything.
      The poor girl just doing her jon

    • @MAZ732
      @MAZ732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@judgeberry6071 you must be about 10 🤣😂🤣

    • @judgeberry6071
      @judgeberry6071 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MAZ732 "This dude is so cool and I hate cops and love to overuse emojis because I am insecure as fuck"...lol yeah sound fucking mature as fk mate hahahaha. So fk off school girl before you embarrass yourself any further 🙄

  • @shookoneldn300
    @shookoneldn300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Next time let them know.. they can be suspicious all they want.. suspicion is not a summary or indictable offence, hence NO crime.
    She’s cute, but needs to lay off the botox!😁

  • @alanmurphy8137
    @alanmurphy8137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Thought she was going start crying. My son got beat up and police never turned up, but turn up for silly things. Keep up the good work AB, love you taking the p--s out of these clowns, hair transplant was funny. 😂

    • @tman5634
      @tman5634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sorry too hear that about your son.
      My house was broken into at 1am while I was asleep, the noise of them downstairs woke me up & I was obviously terrified.
      I quietly rang 999 while sitting on the floor behind my bedroom door. I was told the police would come immediately.
      No police turned up. They fled through actions of my own.
      The police rang me at 5am to say they've not had a single officer available & that's why no one came out.
      They made 5 appointments with me over the next two days to come out & take a statement.
      They NEVER EVER fulfilled any of those appointments.
      This is just one of my matters they've proved their incompetence in my may years.
      These Audit videos are a blessing in showing more of the truth about the UK police force. It's mostly inept & unprofessional.
      Pathetic. Inept. Unprofessional. Money stealers from the UK tax payers.

    • @Dercudez
      @Dercudez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tman5634 Smh I'm sorry to hear that

    • @Uncledriveee
      @Uncledriveee ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tman5634 if that’s the case then you have the right to defend your home. Fuck the police.

    • @alanmurphy8137
      @alanmurphy8137 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@tman5634 this country is a disgrace and looks like a third world country. I'll be moving away from here in a few years to retire abroad, your so right about British taxpayers being ripped off and these idiots running g the country need stringing up. Sorry to hear about the burglars breaking in. Take care.

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've been knicked twice due to an ex thinking it's funny to cool the old bill, and on both occasions they stole out of my wallet. Utter scumbags.

  • @thetruthisoutthereofficial
    @thetruthisoutthereofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    She is like that annoying ex girlfriend that you keep telling it’s over and she keeps coming back

  • @baronvonmaximillionsnell2757
    @baronvonmaximillionsnell2757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Post office need to look at the thieves working for them

  • @semilental
    @semilental 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Haha.. Her face when you asked if she uses botox!! 😂😂

  • @tonto2455
    @tonto2455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    She's looking to stitch you up and show how female Cops are competent.

  • @fuzzy1237
    @fuzzy1237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Her ego wouldn’t let her back down

    • @janefaulkner3749
      @janefaulkner3749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lips as big as her EGO.

    • @sandwichman100
      @sandwichman100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no surprise shes not married
      she will have to marry a cop, they can investigate each other all night

    • @southaussie5108
      @southaussie5108 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sandwichman100 and get nowhere ... neither will back down and be submissive.

    • @cavemanfisher3340
      @cavemanfisher3340 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sandwichman100 imagine the convo married to her after a night out, she'll drive you down your local takeaway and see what you ate n how long you were there 😂😂😂

    • @paulhaywood1615
      @paulhaywood1615 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Until he mentioned the botox, then her ego just fled.

  • @weedomjolly9568
    @weedomjolly9568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I could listen to you talking to cops all day 😂 love your auditing.

  • @davidbennett9846
    @davidbennett9846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The one with the trout lips could be streight out of a comedy show.. "I'm a model"

    • @PS-Straya_M8
      @PS-Straya_M8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely Fabulous

  • @tariqali7951
    @tariqali7951 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    AB you make my day 😂. If some one drinking coffee would you come then to 😂😂

  • @johnnyroadcrew3841
    @johnnyroadcrew3841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This proves exactly the attitude of Royal Mail Bullies who believe they have the right to interrogate anyone they like on the public highway. Allegedly its far worse if you have the misfortune to work for RM .

    • @jaunsheet7584
      @jaunsheet7584 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lost in transit

    • @tinyivory2778
      @tinyivory2778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bullying Royal Mail mangers working there is even worse gestapo !!!!

    • @vincitveritas3872
      @vincitveritas3872 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same at "care" charity I worked at management think they can question where you shop outside working hours.
      Now I've left they still follow me. They think they are police.

    • @nickdawson2184
      @nickdawson2184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've never been bullied by anyone in the royal mail, what's the point of the video except to antagonise people???

  • @dingerz9023
    @dingerz9023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    The hair transplant bit had me in tears 🤣

    • @shookoneldn300
      @shookoneldn300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dingerz117
      He’s crazy!!!
      Didn’t see the coming..
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @The01t
      @The01t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No need to get personal mate

    • @harvinderrishiraj888
      @harvinderrishiraj888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      French Lace Hair Replacement System Skin Toupee Mens Hair Piece Q6 4
      £129.99

    • @dingerz9023
      @dingerz9023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The01t I thought he was gonna start crying lol Wounded

    • @shookoneldn300
      @shookoneldn300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well.. he should have stayed in the post office.. kept his mouth shut and deliver them mails.. Now I know why my post is late.. these idiots arguing with a camera man when members of the public are photographed 300 times a day!!🙄
      My house and car was burgled the police refuse to turn up told me to attend the police station.. PLEASE!!!!
      Play stupid games, win stupid prices!!

  • @Sn00zeDog
    @Sn00zeDog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The only reason why she wants your TH-cam channel is so they can get your details from it

    • @commonsense4219
      @commonsense4219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Martin Noureddine

    • @Jayen4
      @Jayen4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@commonsense4219 And ??....

    • @commonsense4219
      @commonsense4219 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jayen4 And What?

    • @Jayen4
      @Jayen4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@commonsense4219 What point are you trying to make ??

    • @commonsense4219
      @commonsense4219 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jayen4 None 🤔

  • @bumblebeeharmony
    @bumblebeeharmony ปีที่แล้ว +3

    AB what camera are you using to record this videos? You are really funny and I’ve learned a lot from you 😂

  • @rj2128
    @rj2128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    "I'd appreciate it if you had a hair transplant" Pissing myself laughing!!!

    • @gottliebdee263
      @gottliebdee263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Whilst yes, it was funny. It was as rude as hell. AB has shown himself to be a 1st class dick with that comment.

    • @rj2128
      @rj2128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@gottliebdee263 He was simply making a great point.

    • @gottliebdee263
      @gottliebdee263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@rj2128 He was simply being a first class dick.

    • @exioz99
      @exioz99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Gottlieb Dee ok calm down sissy boy this is the real world

    • @TallerMan.1520
      @TallerMan.1520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfect way to get him back for swearing the c**t.

  • @chaoticprogress
    @chaoticprogress 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Thank you that's how you do it" LMAO, love how you put her in her place. Part of it is her trying to show off her power in front of the junior. All about power trips

  • @Liam-yr4uf
    @Liam-yr4uf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "What If I can't read?"
    "You're still recording it."
    What a bimbo LOL

    • @thebengaltiger77
      @thebengaltiger77 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @Coneman3
      @Coneman3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some people would twat AB for his smart arse way of talking.

  • @anne-mariethompson4365
    @anne-mariethompson4365 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The face never moves! The other officer was good, although I'm only half way through 😂

  • @Cheeseban151
    @Cheeseban151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Is no one going to mention the old lady that ordered a coffee with SIX sugars

    • @Utuber209
      @Utuber209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What a bitch. I had a lady order 70 splendas once into a SMOOTHIE. The kids I was working with didn't have the balls to say not. I told her no fucking way and she almost cried. Said we've done it for her before. To which I said, "well we're not doing it again." She left.

    • @JohnSmith-qq8ok
      @JohnSmith-qq8ok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah in my esteemed clinical opinion she'll get diabetes!

    • @jamble7k
      @jamble7k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      would you like some tea with your sugar?? 😂

    • @Alister94
      @Alister94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that aint a old lady bro lmfao

    • @Putin391
      @Putin391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2 sugar satchets is same as 1 teaspoon sugar. So shes actually having 3 teaspoon of sugar and depending on the size of the coffee thats pretty normal.

  • @MoebiusUK
    @MoebiusUK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I would.
    Both of them. As long as they wear the uniform.

    • @grahamthegreat2680
      @grahamthegreat2680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, but only the once. Couldn't put up with their attitude for too long!

    • @The01t
      @The01t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Na. They were pretty below average. Besides the inspectors have all been up there more times than you would care to count.

    • @ivancarter7564
      @ivancarter7564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You sick weirdo .....will you.take photos ?!?!

    • @shookoneldn300
      @shookoneldn300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jeff griffin
      That’s below the belt..
      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shush_ya_mush
      @shush_ya_mush 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The doctor will see you now

  • @shookoneldn300
    @shookoneldn300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    We photographed 300 times a day, you pull out your camera phone and all hell breaks loose.. even the officer was recording you.. it’s ridiculous..
    Always film the police.

  • @jonviol
    @jonviol ปีที่แล้ว +10

    At 14.20 seconds PC Richards simply had no control. Just perfect . Best upload ever this one .Beautiful woman .

  • @maxpaws3977
    @maxpaws3977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    It obvious that her husband isn't giving it to her properly. He needs to do his job properly.

    • @inquisitor4635
      @inquisitor4635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She is a bit thin and bony. Perhaps he is hitting it elsewhere with something that got some meat on it.

    • @chrisgibson4140
      @chrisgibson4140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think it’s her girlfriend

    • @maxpaws3977
      @maxpaws3977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @lee sherbourne No. your wife often needs me as apparently you do not satisfy her enough.

    • @MELLYBOY58
      @MELLYBOY58 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brave man ...id worry about.meltage ✌✌🇬🇧🇬🇧

    • @FB-tq5ln
      @FB-tq5ln 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't say that, she still needs the rest of her facelift.

  • @bigirthy
    @bigirthy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    It looked like she was about to cry 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @davebayliss3142
    @davebayliss3142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This is the funniest vlog I’ve seen for ages 🤣🤣

  • @warwickwolf3999
    @warwickwolf3999 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    First guy was correct.. there is never any need to get personal 👍🏻

  • @themadmechanic1964
    @themadmechanic1964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love the way you don’t give them time to start their silliness

  • @butchbaird1834
    @butchbaird1834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Auditing Britain is definitely on top of the auditors leader board globally !! I am still amazed that people think they have the right to question members of the public. Total madness.

  • @diddydave2707
    @diddydave2707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Imagine being in a relationship with her ? proper motor mouth. The entry levels must be so low now.

    • @szybkiebutykolegaszybszema5998
      @szybkiebutykolegaszybszema5998 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes I can imagine she is mine gf hahahaah

    • @Tempest500
      @Tempest500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Would be like waving a truncheon in the Albert hall

    • @reckszrka
      @reckszrka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Very true lol, probably easy access

    • @robertollier3085
      @robertollier3085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In Australia, they've run out of candidates for police training that don't have criminal records, so they are now recruiting crims.

  • @river1927
    @river1927 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    She was so close to crying 😢 🤣🤣🤣 and of course she uses botox and the rest 🤣🤣

  • @UncleFeedle
    @UncleFeedle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    It's ALWAYS the same - you ask them their name and collar number, and their ego won't allow them to say it because they don't want it to look like they're following orders - 'there it is, you can see it right there', point point etc. It's amazing how often police act like children.

    • @weedyp
      @weedyp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's like they've completely forgotten that they are Public servants and are employed to PROTECT the public.....they're not in charge of us and do not have the right to tell us what to do and immediately start demanding our papers!
      They either forget this very important fact during their time on the job.....or they are not actually being taught it in the first place!

    • @paulearl8203
      @paulearl8203 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are your seriously talking about ego while supporting a guy who waits for arguments that he's prepared for to boost his own?

    • @elmalloc
      @elmalloc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@paulearl8203 get off this channel cop lover

    • @kierhudson1328
      @kierhudson1328 ปีที่แล้ว

      It states that they are required to verbally declare it when asked.

  • @marky_starky
    @marky_starky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Little Miss Attitude needs a bit of retraining on how to respond to the people who pay her salary... It looks like hi-viz is her subordinate, it really should be the other way round. If hi-viz is in training, then please, tag along with someone more professional so you can learn how to police properly. Oh, and rudeness is in the public order act??! FFS what a complete muppet. This is the state of our police now. What a joke.
    PC Richards. Seriously consider a career change, you are part of the problem.

    • @shookoneldn300
      @shookoneldn300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Section 5 is the catch all!!!
      If the police cannot think of a crime they use it or section 50.
      Pathetic!

    • @jaunsheet7584
      @jaunsheet7584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what flag was that ?

    • @jaunsheet7584
      @jaunsheet7584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i seen that flag is it a gang flag on that uniform, legal ?

    • @KDips18
      @KDips18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They turn everything into a PUBLIC ORDER SECTION5 as it's just a cheap way of arresting someone. Hence the other word she kept using was "suspicious" as that's another way of them to try and Identify a person. They try act so clever and think everyone is dumb and know the procedures. Just because the sheep ID themselves straight away they think we all will do exactly what they say. If we ain't committed any crime dont have to give them shit.

    • @richardtheeighth4431
      @richardtheeighth4431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jaunsheet7584
      A search will reveal several articles regarding the black Union Jack.
      All Metpol officers were sent emails forbidding them to ware the flag on their uniforms.
      Refer to the below link from the telegraph dated October 11 2015.
      www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/11925282/Union-flag-badge-tribute-against-regulations.html

  • @kaptain1x
    @kaptain1x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    HAIR TRANSPLANT & BOTOX LIPS 🤣🤣🤣🤣...that's it ..i'm dying of laughter...thanks AB.

    • @exiledone69
      @exiledone69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You don't inject botox into lips.

  • @allancopland1768
    @allancopland1768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    QOTD.... "You gonna be famous. Them burgers will be selling like mad.". 🤣🤣🤣

  • @leeg798
    @leeg798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “I’d appreciate it if you had a hair transplant” 😂

    • @Sssssssslf
      @Sssssssslf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was awesome! He does come out with some good one liners!

    • @aurelionunziata9729
      @aurelionunziata9729 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leojobes
    @leojobes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I love seeing the police being made to look like fools. Can't get enough of this channel. Keep it up AB!

  • @JONACAN
    @JONACAN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I thought this interaction between you both had a cute fondness to it lol

    • @saltydegen
      @saltydegen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She secretly admires him, if he'd shown nothing but respect she'd not been interested one bit.

  • @DogsOnAcid
    @DogsOnAcid 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Bro she about to cry at the end lmao

  • @M1989-s6r
    @M1989-s6r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This is the funniest video I've watched in ages 😂

  • @harrisonjamesuk
    @harrisonjamesuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    HAIR TRANSPLANT, christ bro that was brutal 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Legend.

    • @hometruthshomie8688
      @hometruthshomie8688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I pissed myself lol

    • @tristanmorgan852
      @tristanmorgan852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @harrisonjamesuk
      @harrisonjamesuk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sherrix6881 Don’t take life too seriously. We can all have a laugh with each other sunnyjim 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @8busby
    @8busby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Sam&Ella's burger van, boy looked he'd just got out of a bed in a hostel.

    • @neilwilliams8741
      @neilwilliams8741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hostel the film more like..scary stuff

    • @moretimeneeded56
      @moretimeneeded56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah the hostel turned him away, too smelly!

    • @sicksquid3258
      @sicksquid3258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Salmonella burger van LOL

    • @2icelollys1goat
      @2icelollys1goat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He was a rude bastard tbf

    • @YoutubeHero666
      @YoutubeHero666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah he just brought some thing from them and then to sing like a canary about your customers is plain rude

  • @aldorraman
    @aldorraman ปีที่แล้ว +6

    PC Botox needs to find another career, she is obviously not cut out for Police work

    • @Soydrinker999
      @Soydrinker999 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I can think of one career she'd excel in

  • @glennturnbull5652
    @glennturnbull5652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    So funny! She was absolutely destroyed poor girl. I love how you slowly but surely notch it up little by little and wind people up.........brilliant mate. 😁

    • @karenhogan-t5w
      @karenhogan-t5w ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She was a big bully that got taken down!

  • @simonabbott4949
    @simonabbott4949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    We once had Great Britain then Broken Britain now we have Auditing Britain and Botox Britain and him behind the burger counter reminds me of a good friend of mine who turned out to be a serial killer 😂

  • @jean6453
    @jean6453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This was hilarious ! Thanks for the good laugh. : ) I really enjoy your work !

  • @davidmccormick4319
    @davidmccormick4319 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Regardless of Ms Botox incompetence, I’d still put a mix in.

  • @bjrnolavlangvad3061
    @bjrnolavlangvad3061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Why are you filming"? How about this: I am a Photographer. This is what Photographers do. That is what photographers have always done.

  • @joeleahy8613
    @joeleahy8613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    getting her to identify properly was classic. Auditors in USA need to see this as all they get are policemen pointing at name tags and lapels like her saying "you can see etc." well done AB

    • @A2Z1Two3
      @A2Z1Two3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The yank police say ' Right here' and point .

    • @austinmcnamara8488
      @austinmcnamara8488 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@A2Z1Two3 I was just about to say that LMAO 🤣

    • @sbh344
      @sbh344 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@austinmcnamara8488 ditto

    • @narajuna
      @narajuna ปีที่แล้ว

      Most yanks dont get pushed out by security, GS wins all the time :(

  • @seandevlin7799
    @seandevlin7799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I work as a Security officer and did 37 years military service I have learnt so much from your clips and this as opened my eyes to how much people do not know have now subscribed

  • @olismith7460
    @olismith7460 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    She actually seems like a nice lady in my opinion.

    • @ILoveaudits
      @ILoveaudits 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She could be but she was overstepping massively and if you do that you stop being a nice person in my book

  • @daveatkinson1803
    @daveatkinson1803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    She just couldn't let it lie, her mate had the right idea and walked away

    • @therebel4332
      @therebel4332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trying to stamp some authority but she's young, patite and attractive so no bloke is going to really take her seriously as an authority figure, we'll just act a pillock round her and not take it seriously. Notice the difference when its an actual bloke who actually does have that authority

  • @davef5404
    @davef5404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I always find these interactions and exchanges between a member of the public filming in public and police just slightly disturbing. These pair of mild amusing yet seemly dimwitted uniformed officers are indicative behaviours of a poorly trained police .. and yet once again their ego just wouldn't allow them to simply satisfy their call for service, make their basic enquiries, and then just walk away.

  • @derektrotter4287
    @derektrotter4287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Looked like she was gonna cry 😂

    • @jaunsheet7584
      @jaunsheet7584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      felt sorry for until i seen that flag is it a gang flag on that uniform, legal ?

    • @daveduck4315
      @daveduck4315 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds foreign

    • @englishmaninengland1451
      @englishmaninengland1451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She genuinely looked offended when he asked her about botox. Wrong time of the month eh. Lol

  • @GaMo0102
    @GaMo0102 ปีที่แล้ว

    Iv been watching these video's the last week. Great stuff AB✌️❤️✌️❤️

  • @MeColinYouWho
    @MeColinYouWho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was surprised she knew how to use her phone. Incredible.

  • @rogerduncan264
    @rogerduncan264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    So Postman PAT Sent His Cat To Get Her Claws into You, But Ended UP With a Non-Delivery. But Your Video Ended Up a First Class Posting.

  • @Lucas_112x
    @Lucas_112x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    You sir are one of the best auditors in the world 😁

  • @marcj3682
    @marcj3682 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Beardy burger boy lost the marketing opportunity of his life.

  • @1ArtieFufkin
    @1ArtieFufkin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    It’s so shocking that this policewoman has been through all the training necessary to become a police officer and simply hasn’t got a clue what she is talking about. It’s seriously embarrassing!

  • @realfacthunt
    @realfacthunt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love your uploads, always great.

  • @Jsao1996
    @Jsao1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Think everyone should avoid that burger van like the plague. Theres you being all nice bigging them up and they couldn't even give you a free burger 😂

    • @king77703
      @king77703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hopefully trade will ketchup.

    • @saltydegen
      @saltydegen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@king77703 you've spelt "Catch up" wrong

  • @kerry7932
    @kerry7932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If the police are going to abuse their authority, I'm glad your talents can turn it into entertainment.