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"Demoting you from person to lawn ornament" sounds like a special kind of threat...
Thats what happen to Doofenschmirtz
@@dickysatria7268 onp fr fr (on Perry the Platypus)
You know what, the girl that the guy was mad at her for talking to the waiter should have asked the waiter if he wanted to share a meal with her. Just to spite him and make him whine.
I was confused at first by his comments until I noticed that pattern... nice guys and their stupid antics smh
btw. I like your profile pic :D fruggin awesome game
@@OLBICHLLess like antics and more like their collectively singular shared braincell as I've heard.
@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28seriously, the whole rant couldn't have been more stereotypical. They obviously want to see the girl *beg* for a second chance
it is interesting that your first reaction is to create more drama
@@notimportant7495 well the guy already made drama by calling her bad name for talking to the waiter
It's really nice seeing Robin in a good mood.
tyea
they finally aint give him the most despicable sub 🙏
Next video they should give him texts with "Ok" being the only response"
That dude that got mad at the waiter is more than a walking red flag, man's a fucking hazard cone surrounded by red flags with high visibility strips.
The fact that some of them manage to get a date and THEN show their true colours is scary, it means they kept that in just long enough to be able to go full abuser in person.
Some even wait till marriage so their prey can't escape, bound by the law
Feels nice to hear Robin laughing and enjoying himself. He gets the rage and depressing stuff too often
That "get shredded" conversation was so wholesome!
This reminded me of a time when a parent mistook LOL for lots of love and sent “aunt marge is dead. LOL”
Ever see a parent try to use emojis and fail miserably?
Why are you everywhere
@@BeaIsBi good question
if you fail to see you might have impaired sight
@@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi it’s a question that can be answered that you were refusing to answer
Yup and it can be absolutely hilarious
ya know, some of these should be used for those of us that have horrible social skills as a way to learn "this is the proper way to talk to people, and this is how not to communicate with others"
I literally had to ask my brother about the thing in the first post yesterday, but instead of calling it an emoji I said I needed to translate dashboard 😂
I’m 21 btw, not a teen, just an idiot
Hey, my 60 year old mother still says she needs to translate the dashboard
Not an idiot. If you've never seen it before, how are you supposed to know what it is? So you were right to ask, and if anybody says otherwise they're the idiot.
@@smramos1979It's called the owner's manual, genius!
@@smramos1979exactly. I'd never seen it until after I started driving in my early 20s. It never came up with my parents when they were driving. I knew there was a symbol for low tire pressure but I never saw it before. I don't think that makes someone stupid.
I'm really glad Robin is so happy and laughing a lot now :)
“I’m demoting you from person to lawn ornament.”
robin has such a contagious laugh oh my god, it’s 2 in the morning my parents are gonna fucking kill me for laughing too loudly
too* :)
Get the duct tape
Wait that came out very disturbing
Uhhhhhhhh… I’m just gonna leave now
@@kaput_hodge mb leme fix that
@@YoungMrBlue ayo 😧
@@bird_b0nezz I meant tape your own mouth then you can’t laugh
Still more disturbing than I intended
14:25 Penguinz0 has a really funny video on this text convo, the guy is absolutely unhinged
How long ago? I know he covers a lot of crazy text strings!
I saw it’s awesome
@@airtemis sry, I dont remember at this point but you can maybe find a Playlist of him covering text convos. Sry for late reply
The last one was heartbreaking… the last to messages to a deceased mother 😭
I had two friends who actually had really beautiful cars, as their firsts.
- One of the cars was so ridiculously old and disrepaired that, instead of a handbrake, it had a cinderblock tied to a rope to be used as an anchor.
- The other one was of a model elected the most unsafe by all specialized publications that year, and which was discontinued.
Robin should get all the silly subs for the holiday season
0:18 my car doesn't even have that symbol. It's in the check engine light area in most cars, so I'm going to assume it's check engine.
Also 2:19 was so wholesome I wanna cry
i think its like coolant or abs idrk
Low tire pressure. It's a slightly flat tire with an exclamation mark in it.
4:37 Oh man, something similar happened to me. Like, I was not a dude wanting to go to a concert. It's more, my best friend didn't want her boyfriend at the time anymore and asked if I'd like to meet him, because he had the same interests as I did. I thought that was okay, because I always wanted a boyfriend and to just go and meet up is not an issue. I was too young to realize that, what was happening, was so f***ed up. I was 14, the guy she wanted me to go together was 21 and all that, because she fell for his best friend, and they hit it off. The reason she asked me, was one, I was gullible, and the second was, that she thought it'd be okay to dump him, if he had someone new lined up. That my mom never said anything....
12:00 I don't think she actually had cancer. Saying you had cancer and a hysterectomy is a well known response to shut people down when they're being too nosy about why you haven't had kids yet. Usually followed by 'I hope you've learned to mind your own business.'
Maybe she did though, I don't know. I just know it's the go-to response in this scenario.
I have a feeling she never ran back to him.
No self respecting person would want to run back to someone so unstable and insecure.
@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28i want to go saw on his ass
"Don't message me again" followed by "Don't leave me on read" is weirdly common, be consistent please.
Dads are so funny you could text them that the world is ending and theyd just reply with "ok 👍"
Imagine if yout mum died and their number was reused and then one day that person rings you for some reason out the blue and your caller id comes up saying Mum
15:40. Hold up buddy. Which one. Your ego or the one you were never BORN WITH.😂
XD haaaa, I was thinking the same... not sure about being the best but he sure is one
@@OLBICHL good one
I’m sorry but the last one seeing the texts before the highlighted ones. The “mommy :(“ broke me 😭 I love my mom-
I love these videos and I'm glad I'm early have a wonderful day!
Can't say I'm absolutely sure I wouldn't have answered as the mother.
The break system light being lit is dangerous lmao.
I know. When I'm late on my break, a light will come on and if I'm not back at my desk, my boss will come into the break room and give me crap about it. I'm like, so what if I'm a minute late for my break but he says, "That's why we have the break system light, so every one can have their fair share of breaks."
13:56 I nearly choked on my cereal 😂
I text my late friend's phone quite frequently and recently, someone else texted back. Can confirm that I couldn't breathe for a moment and was,,, shocked? Scared? It was surreal before I opened it lmfao
I hope everyone has a wonderful winter.
And what if we are in the summer 😢
(I just wanted to feel included lol)
@@moramorandobianchi7093 Then have a slightly less hot summer (it's smoldering over here)
my friends and i couldn't bring ourselves to remove our friend from the group chat after she died last year... her number sent a message in it a few months ago
nobody told us they'd given her niece her phone and hadn't changed the number
14:40 dear god that guy is insane.
7:50 - Makes me think they texted everyone else & they were a last resort.
2:34 this sounds like something Raj from Big Bang Theory would do
Frogs
Who asked
@@EuanChannelOfficial I did
@@thetraveller2391ok
12:20 - People send themselves pictures of their progress so it's easier to compare the progress over time.
at 16:23, if you want to confuse/annoy them real hard, just send one of those "Let's play 8-Ball!" game messages.
10:45 - That's such a dad response tho.
13:17 at least two of them are parties
Insulting someone's car because it's old, oh what a familiar feeling. I had a spoiled ass classmate who was like 17 and I was probably around 21, now 25(this was my 2nd education so I was 3-4 years older than most) and he looooved to Insult EVERYONE because they had less expensive stuff. We had a group thing and needed to travel, my group had me as a driver so because of that we had time to go get McDonald's before needing to be at school again since we didn't have to deal with public transport. This dude was so rude when he saw what car I drove, he just was like "well yea I'd rather not drive if I had to drive or even sit in THAT pauper thing, and when I get my license (paid for by dad ofc) I'll just take my mom's audi and she'll deal with it" (he was mega disrespectful towards his mom and women in general). I couldn't even get a word out of my mouth, I heard a lot of shit from him but this was just next level since he also disrespected his mom, who also probably worked hard to provide a good life but dad had his own company so mom was worthless in his opinion. Fucking brat, I have so many stories about stuff he said but this just came to me when I saw that text.
Whoa this was wayyyy more text than I anticipated, if you got here well done. Rant over lmao
16:17 I would share this with everyone he knows, especially his family 😐
"Your first car has to be a little ugly"
Me who loves my car 😢😢
How to jump start a millennial?
Probably just pay them a living wage.
15:55 if i had a guy talk to me like that id take screenshots and send them to his mum + sister (if he has one)
half the stories have some seriously bright spotlight style foreshadowing lol
15:15 - that person is walking insecureties & it's good they showed their true colors right away. They need to help themselves first.
16:50 I don’t know grief like that, but who texts a passed person’s phone number? You would literally get a “this message could not be delivered” error back, ruining the comforting psychology of it as far as I can guess. Seriously suspecting these are posts from scammers hoping to convince people that vulnerable wrong numbers are not only real, but common, and very much need interaction and friends.
So, Interestingly enough; I used to do this. I never got any error on it, but it did definitely help me through the grieving process quite a bit. Eventually the number got reactivated and someone texted back, but in that case You just say sorry and stop texting it.
I know it can be seen as a weird psychological thing, but it can help in some cases.
13:16 they ARE connected. You go to a bar mitzvah, something there pisses you off and sends you into a rage, so to calm down you go and watch hentai.
4:26 best answer for this message
I was literally just watching older emkay videos lol
1:52 i would've just taken the 20$
0:47 My sister got a brand new Mini Cooper and it was a great car, and it was beautiful
4:12 erhm ackshually
its tooth:hurty
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13:50 - why are people so hostile, especially if it's a dating app...
15:40 - Another guy like you? You mean someone who jumps to horrible conclusions without asking what happened first & belittles people? I think they'll pass.
my first car was a 2002 buick century custom, i liked it
Duuuuuuuuude that’s one of the most nostalgic emitting cars for me
Grew up riding in a blue 1999 century custom
Hope that car lasted those things are great
Hey! My first car is a perfect, beautiful specimen of wonder. 😤 I've had her since 2009 and we are going to be together forever.
15:40 they do get 1 bonus point for being inclusive with the "they" coment.
I have a degree
On colouring books
Who askd
See, most of these are reason enough that I'm happy being on my own now. I'm free of all the needy nutjobs out there.
12:19 maybe he was doing the thing i do where he was texting himself something to have it on more than one device
its weird but it works
3:11 i guess maybe they were trying to show how much they respect homeless people? dont get me wrong tho, that was absolutely the wrong way to do it
0:13 I don't know why you're assuming that he didn't teach her that, this is a stepdaughter. We don't know how old she was when he and her parents got together, and also kids forget. He wasn't making fun of her and they clearly have a good relationship so I don't know why projecting this negativity
lmao
I feel like sense these days an emoji is a picture ment to convey information not just mood anymore calling a dashboard light an emoji fits pretty well.
2:00 i woulda blocked and run :))))))
I am going to wear your skin 1:34
y e s
4:11 OP butchered the 2:30 tooth hurty joke 😭
Thsts a low tire emoji. It means you have a nail in your tire and possible a nail in your brain.
4:24 was on my birthday
1:56 what if it was a scam tho
To be faaaaaaaiiiiiiir
4:24 mill it dairy tie me
Sorry if you are going to drive a car you need to read the manual. Stop asking questions that are in the manual for stuff. It is there for a reason.
12:46 “4 to 5 months later.“ Why does he need to date it when he’s the one sending the… This is so fake.
To show how long he worked out?
@@justarandomcow107 exactly. To show _us_ how long he worked out.
Yolo EmKay
Who Asked
3:49 That looks like a page from youtuber Gabbie Hanna’s book of poems.
just realisied the vid was just uploaded half way through x3
normaly i am 2 months behind
gtfo out of my reccomended
(jk im kidding i adore this content like my first born child)
brack
Bar mitzvah, rage, and hentai
WAAAAAAA
boing
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@@LowEffortContent-?
40 seconds ago?! what!!!
I WAS FIRST LIKER BTW
@@Aleksei_Kahkonen Who Asked
No views? Damn I’m early
Who Asked
If she wanted you to date her friend instead, its a sign that she has a man but never telling you bcuz she also likes you too. Yes yes, its a bit complicated.
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Who cares
lol it says no views
Who Asked X4
Day 1135 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
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You should really pin this comment for 10 years of luck.
You should not really beg for a pin
No
Sixty fourth
early
Who asked
Early gang (lol)
Who Asked
First
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@@sasniychel4979why?
Larrs Larbo Who cares
@@MaryRain9why did you type "first"?
noone cares