ALL OF r/TEXTS
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A compilation of our videos on the top posts from r/Texts on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay Video credits below.
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"is it drinking alone if you're pregnant?"
"it is is you keep drinking"
*"Oh dear god"*
LMAOO
Ok
BEST STARTER
@@LegendaryLemonss FR
I feel like Person A intentionally set it up for that response from B
Theres more.
7:09 In the Godfather, an inside joke was that there was an orange whenever someone was about to die.
Could also be a reference to that one Sherlock Holmes books where the bad white hood wizard ppl send orange pips tonppl they're gonna kill
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@@witherful😅
I can't believe Emkay saw every text
11:43 I seriously need a 1 hour version of Robin saying „can you do the kitchen again pls“
Same someone loop it
3:39 why was the john mulaney impression so good
"It's suprised Pikachu"
"Oh okay"
IS IT?!?! I CAN'T SEE IT
It is surprised Pikachu
@@maddiemanwaring5116 REALLY!?
@@maddiemanwaring5116 REALLY?!??
@@spiderxdgaming yep
I can see it
Just started eating and Emkay posted? Heck yeah dude
Ok
@@pacman6744You don’t know that feeling of ones food just being more enjoyable to eat with awesome FRESH content? The opposite of seeing Nicocado Avocado.
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Just seeing him, really.
TL;DR He means “today was a good day.”
Ok
Ok
24:30 I was not prepared for that punchline! I've been giggling for 2 whole minutes
The first one actually had me rolling on the floor.
Ok
Ok
@@pacman6744 we get it bro
CENTAURITAURITAURITAUR
@@sil.k315 Ok
I'm going through a terrible breakup and this channel has helped me keep going. Thank you for providing such genuine humor and commentary ❤
2:37
M-“what does mood af mean?”
OP-“mood as fœiŷücķ. Like my current mood or whatever”
M-“why did you comment that under a video of a gorilla throwing his own sħįÿøțť”
you saw the video! want a gold star?
you saw the video! want a gold star?
@@DragonNodeznah just commenting on how silly the distortion on the swear words are
The "HAVE SEEN" "LOVE FELT" one killed me. 🤣
Sameee💀
3:47 I’m going to start using “thank” as an even more sarcastic thanks 😂
MatPat has just made this my general way to respond to things
3:14 dude I made exactly this mistake in middle school
I had this special needs class that was to help keeping up with classwork and homework. If you didn't have anything to do, you could do literally whatever you wanted. My friends and I all brought their 3DS systems with smash bros every class, and regularly played it together.
One day, I loudly asked my friend across the classroom if he wanted to play Smash Brothers. But I formulated it like that.
Special grade
I love the "Welcome To The Black Parade" one, i was vibing to jack's singing and then BOOM. Cracked me right up.
With the “in a meeting” bit, I realized Jack is my brand of weird.
And this is why we love him ❤❤❤❤
"Have a present. It's ta-" **gets ad**
this comment is just *italian gesture*
The Cat one at 4.40 was awesome i was expecting a Lion or Tiger to be on the roof.
33:47
Hey I saw this in gravity falls!
I think Mable called it “centaurtaur”
15:30 WAIT YOU HELPED WITH PIEMATONS SUCTION CUP MAN?1?1?1?1?1
Hey look, my exact reaction
I felt brain cells dying trying to figure out what some of these were saying
50:35 first post I made that got found by EmKay
Great moment for me back then
“aww”
“i give diabetes”
*LMAO*
I can’t think of anything to say because I’m laughing too much 😂
1:17:13 Ok this person has a amazing singing voice,no one can tell me otherwise
I was coming into the comments section to say this.
And also that I must watch the Elvis movie now.
When you arrive early to and Emkay video and are able to eat peacefully now:
"welcome to misery I mean Missouri eh same thing" true statement, I live in Missouri and I wish I could live in Alaska or something.
11:30
Literally OP transponder snails
18:15 chocked on my drink laughing from that
bro the censorship for the swear words 💀
No offense, but I just KNOW this dude gets up to shenanigans with these voices in the boudoir. And I find that both hilarious AND attractive. Dudes, make your girl LAUGH. That's one of the best things in the world,ngl. 😂🤣
11:33 Thats some interesting sounds you have made
46:58 THE VOICE SENT ME
44:06
20:22 this guy knows the method
11:49 "Freddy doesn't like this..
Aretoutryingtotrickfreddy?
Thank you for depositing 5 coins."
meow
*dog pic *
needs to reply with
woof
*cat pic *
2:13 lmao I love their music
I'm definitely stealing that birthday one for my mate's next birthday.😂
"this is how every bad p**n* starts": i can confirm i have all 4 seasons on dvd :D
2:36 stay out of his territory and nobody gets hurt robin.
7:03 the fact that there are more bots than usual on your video is more of a warning than these oranges
I've been laughing at 26:41 enough that I might've burst a blood vessel
Holy cow, is that a misfits and magic reference or was brennan referencing something else in that episode lol
jack has such a good singing voice omg
The dog one. The right answer would have been to add. But I'm ready to love another fur baby
6:47
I am physically unallowed to know if the guy is lying or not because IM COLORBLIND
It really does have a Pikachu in it.
52:03 " i dont think wendy would like that" HELPPPP FNGJMFGDHJF,JHJG
Jack singing was the bestt!!!!!
35:50 I think he was actually legit reminding him to take the trash out and not calling him trash, that last message was asking if he fed the cats, meaning there's a much higher chance of this just being the dad reminding him in his own dad way to take the trash out since he did ask if he fed the cats.
8:39 I need a priest to baptize that there Kirby
SPICY NIPPLE!
just caught me off guard.
1:13 as someone with webbed toes i can relate
The guy with the blind spots just experienced his first migraine. Called ambulance when te weird ass headache hit, got given some migraine meds and got told "you're fine it's just a migraine"
(sudden, temporary blind spots usually indicate migraine, it's called "aura", and the insuing headaches lasts anywhere from 4hrs to a whole day)
7:04 honestly, i could probably message this to my friends and it be in context. we've had an.. interesting history with citrus based tomfoolery
That thumbnail wanted me to stick nails in my eyes
34:09
I cannot with how it gets faster
" Hey Sue, this is warbalargalarbg"
25:06 It's been _several_ years since I used to frequent DamnFunnyTexts, but I don't think I'll ever be able to evict this particular example from my memories.
Edit: The Centauritaur broke me
12:09 had me dying 🤣
It's 5 o'clock pm and the thumbnail is still right
20:43 BACKROOMS MENTIONED‼‼‼‼
My phone has a tendancy to randomly connect to the TV in our livingroom, and I couldn't cancel it in time, and with everyone out there (including my 7 year old brother) it ended up connecting at 37:40💀
Jimentha....best name i ever heard
31:39 I was eating dinner in-front of my PC. Now I have noodle bits and soup splashes on my monitor and keyboard.
I was just watching an analog horror then heard "is it drinking alone if you're pregnant.
24:51
Glad people of this state commonly share this opinion
I am the sweetest one Here!
My Blood sugar is actually just pure compact Sugar!
48:53 3 days later and I'm still rolling XD
You did great roobin
37:36 correct - cáfe is a german word meaning coffee shop
it's a totally acceptable way to answer a math question.
Obama jumpscared me😭
i agree that easter bunny is jesus christ’s fursona
im just sitting here with my cat watching these
36:55 this literally played at 2am for me on the dot
I love the backround Undertale music.
11:43 "Please deposit 5 coins!"
0:23 ROBIN WHAT DOES THIS MEANNNN
sorry if people don’t want me to explain the joke, but I think the joke at 4:50 was that the guy was blocked
I have been watching emaky all day while playing royale high
1:16:48 okay, what the actual fuaque??? that was so beautiful o_O
Jack is surprisingly really talented. If you look him up he's been in movies, he's on a game show in Australia, apparently the dude plays music, and he's really attractive
Seriously, like a solid 8/10 what a great guy
2036 year gang??
The first one is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😄😄💀💀💀😆😆😂😂😂
Centauritauritauritauritauritauritauritauritauritaur got me dying fr.
Ps its 3:09 am as of the writing of this comment
🎉insomnia! 🎉
58:22 my hungry ass thought it was chicken nuggets
WHEN I WAS (happy gee)
A YOUNG BOY (happy gee)
MY FATHER (happy gee)
…
told me i was a failure 👍 (awkward smile gee)
What the FUUUUYYYYYYUUYYHHCK I LIVE IN COLORADO TOOOO-
4:40 that was not what I was expecting
51:40 The answer to adding all of the numbers is 31
51:03 oh my god that’s the town next to me XD
1:48 so in other words, I would prefer a coke and 1.5 bottle's of ketchup to you
9:41 STOP MY GRANDPA IS NAMED CRAIG
texts of all time
3:40 so when was someone gonna tell me murly and robin were the same person?
7:04 thats me in that photo
7:10 "How is this a warning ?"
Perhaps it was meant for the annoying orange ?
😂😂😂 peepee sock! Using that from now on
I finally saw a video fast.
You are saving time though. If you have 8 hours till work, then You put the clock back an hour, you have 9 hours before work. It's not about increasing your hours, but about having an extra hour that's disposable on one particular evening when it changes
2:38 mood as **fuyok**