Fun fact, The Jesse James who gave money to the widow to pay the debt collector and then stole back The money is where team rocket’s names come from - Jesse and James. Occasionally there where two other members that would show up, butch and Cassidy named after another outlaw called butch cassidy
Cassandra was an oracle, who was cursed by one of the gods (I forget which, probably Athena.) To have perfect prophecies, but be seen as false by anyone she spoke to. Icarus was the son of Daedalus, the wing guy. Flew too high, broke his wings and fell to his death
Cassandra slept with Apollo to convince him to grant her the gift of prophecy but when he found out she didn't love him, he cursed her to never be believed. Cassandra was later taken by that asshole Agamemnon as a "war prize" but when she predicted that his wife, Clytemnestra (Helen of Sparta's twin half-sister), and her lover, Aegisthus, would kill them both in revenge for him either 1. sacrificing their daughter Iphigenia to the gods before the war and/or 2. killing her first husband, Tantalus (not the one who fed the gods his own sons - that was Agamemnon's ancestor), and forcing her to marry him. Agamemnon didn't believe Cassandra and so the two ended up dead.
consider: Odyssean task - when the seemingly simple task takes a bunch of left turns and sidequests and distractions to finish, and it's not until you finish ALL the extra work that the original task can be finished
15:00 They are indeed references to Greek mythology. A Herculean task references Hercules, who had to perform twelve seemingly-impossible tasks - but, strong and smart demigod that he was, managed to do them anyway. A Sisyphean task references Sisyphus, who was so evil he was condemned to roll a boulder up a hill in the afterlife - except it would always roll back down when he almost got it up, making it an endless task that is impossible to finish. The Icarian task references Icarus, who was imprisoned together with his father Daedalus but they escaped using wings made of wax and feathers. However, Icarus flew too close to the sun, his wings melted, and he crashed and died. The story doesn't agree with apollos-boyfriend, though, as the task was not impossible - Daedalus survived - and Icarus was just flying high because it was so much fun. The Cassandrean task references Cassandra. Apollo was hot for her, she accepted some gifts and then turned him down, so Apollo cursed her to always give true prophecies that nobody would believe her. For example: she warned about the Greek soldiers being in the Trojan horse, but wasn't believed, resulting in the downfall of Troy.
Is that Daedalus and Icarus story actually true because I just recently re read through the Percy Jackson books and thought it was something that was either changed slightly or completely made up?
@@EtherWolf2459 if by "actually true" you mean that it's really existing like a real mythos in the time/culture of ancient greece and wasn't invited by Rick Riordan who wrote Percy Jackson, yes it's true. But i mean an awful lot of Percy Jackson stems from or references greek mythology
We could do acteonian task, where you finish the task successfully and then get disproportionately punished for something that had nothing to do with the task and you had no fault at/no control over
Suggestion: Persephonian Task: A task that you originally thought you would hate and despise only to find out that you are not only good at it, but surprisingly enjoy it. The take: Persephone was the daughter of Demeter and Hades fell in love with her. He proceeded to kidnap her to become his wife because this story happens in ancient Greece/Rome and that's just how things went back then. However, shockingly, not only did Persephone actually come to legitimately love Hades, she ruled over the underworld as his equal and, by all accounts, they had, by far and away, the healthiest marriage in Hellenistic mythology.
Not certain if it’s a modern retelling, but did hear a couple versions where she went willingly rather than being kidnapped; maybe to escape her overbearing mother
@@Nostripe361 That's a modern retelling... And is wildly inaccurate. By all accounts they loved each other. So much so that her being taken by Hades is why we have seasons. But yea... They loved each other.
@@Snowthree okay. Still it’s amazing that even nowadays people can reinvent ancient mythology. Just shows how fluid legends can become to fit a society. Another modern retelling I found interesting was the one about Medusa being given her powers as protection after being sexually assaulted in Athena’s temple
Some other ideas: Orphic Task: A task that's 90% done but which you know is never actually getting finished. Odyssean Task: A task that will get done eventually, but only after years of setbacks and delays that you have no control over.
27:08 This brings out so much rage in me. Part of the reason I don't associate with my mom's family is how they consistently treat animals. My uncle had a dog they constantly kept chained outside next to its doghouse. And when I say constantly, I mean they literally couldn't remove its collar when it died *because it hadn't been removed once in several years*. My grandparents acquired this beautiful, well-behaved Boxer. Lovely dog, well trained, kind to literally everyone (dogs and people alike), just all around a perfect pet. However, they didn't want to keep it, as they felt they couldn't manage an animal of that size at their age. Reasonable. My grandmother was asking around the family for who could take it in, and my dad (who has sworn to not let another dog in our house), even offered to drive from 2 states over and pick it up; it was that good of a dog. My grandfather, on the other hand, decided it was taking too long to get rid of, and drove it a few miles out of town and just dumped it on the side of the road with a small bag of dogfood. This wasn't out of character for him, but it was a final straw for me. When we traveled for his funeral, I refused to attend the service. That dog deserved better than he ever did.
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0:05 People should seriously take notes from this wise mystical sign.
@@theoguncleslappy9150Especially when people are being difficult, jerks or attempting to take advantage of someone just because they're nice. Reminds me of that "It costs nothing to be nice/kind" saying. No, it costs effort, patience, and trust, among other things.
For the "Replace the grass with fake grass" thingy While it could be done, fake grass needs to be replaced every now and then (at best every 10 years but since golf courses have cars going around, it would be way less), and since its mostly made out of plastic, good luck trying to do something about the crap-ton of plastic grass that a golf field would use. This is ignoring that it tears over time wich means it might need replacement more often, and that it still needs to be cleaned so itll waste water either way. Also, it damages your soil which could lead to microplastics building up and causing the area to be infertile. Basically, artificial grass is just a worse idea. In fact, i just looked up what is it made of and i got this: "Artificial grass is made from polyethylene polypropylene or nylon (polyamide), and fragments from this material can make their way into the soil, and beyond, in the form of microplastic pollution. The shelf life for artificial grass is estimated to be 10-20 years and the product is difficult to reuse."
14:29 That’s how I was able to hack my social anxiety for years. “I’m gonna fail anyway, so I’ll fail at things so spectacular that even the failures will be awesome stories to tell people”
8:00 it's not about having 'a better lawyer' it's about having a bigger firm with more lawyers who can bombard you with legal bullshit that doesn't stick but takes time and money to respond to that can just bury you in fees from your own lawyer/lawyers and if the other guy has way more money they can eventually bankrupt you or catch you on something you don't respond to appropriately
29:41 the only mark my friends and I left on our school was a dent in a hill by a playground. When I was in like 4th grade some of my friends started digging a hole at the top of a hill. It then became kind of a tunnel or cave. I could fit completely in it. The adults were furious and said it was dangerous. We didn’t get in trouble, but it was caved in. So it looked like someone had taken a scoop out of that hill.
The song 'September' by Green day is in memory of the singers father who died to cancer in September. In an interview the singer recounts telling his mother to "wake me up when September ends" after his father's funeral.
I often tell a lot of the kids I council in VOCA(Victory Over Child Abuse, a summer camp for children to heal from abuse) that the greatest act of rebellion to the world that tells you how you have to look and act to be accepted, is to learn to like yourself. Society wants you to be skinny, but not too skinny, tan but not too tan, etc etc so if you're such a rebel, tell society to fuck off and like yourself the way you are.
15:11 yeah, greek mythology herculean task: hercules was a super strong demigod and challenged to do things that seemed impossible but somehow did it (the only one i can remember is slaying a hydra-) so a herculean task is one that seems impossible/incredibly difficult (but you do/will manage it anyway) sisyphean: sisyphus was a guy who was punished by the gods for cheating death like twice(?) and forced to roll a boulder up a hill for eternity. as soon as the boulder got to the top of the hill it'd roll back down and he'd have to do it all over again. so a sisyphean task usually means a (often tedious) repetitive task that will never truly be finished (like laundry or dishes) icarian: icarus was a guy trapped in a prison above the labyrinth with his dad (daedelus) who made wings out of wax and feathers to escape. they worked but daedelus warned icarus not to fly too low so the ocean mist wouldn't get the wings soggy and too heavy, and not to fly too high to avoid melting the wax. however icarus started flying higher and higher because it was so much fun, and eventually flew too high that his dad's warning did come true and his wax wings melted and he plummeted and Died. cassandrean: a prophet cursed with having only true prophecies that nobody would listen to. ever.
On the tea corporation thing: It's not that you can higher better lawyers for that money, it's that on average the billion dollar company can push a lawsuit 4 times longer then the other guy, meaning eventually they would have to give in and the billion dollar corporation would win by default. It's the same thing companies and rich people do these days against smaller competitors or people they don't like.
Monster Energy Drink does this on a daily basic. It doesn't matter if you make a drink, cables or a freaking videogame, they will try to sue you if you use the word "monster" in it! They tried with older franchises like Pokemon and Monster Hunter!
My family stole some trashy neighbors’ cat when moved out. We were the ones that mostly took care of her and the neighbors didn’t get her spayed. She got pregnant once but we never saw the kittens so we expect they threw them away. When we were moving she got pregnant again so we just took her to our new house raised her and her kittens and finally got her spayed
No, no, that's a legitimate alignment. Though, I am curious where on the Blue-Orange scale he is... "A Chaotic Lawful character is one who would follow the rules and never stray from the system, but would abuse loopholes in those rules and make use of the system in unpredictable ways"
"If you want to be villainous and overthrow the social order, do what Jesus would have done!" is a take I'm going to use in a lot of family arguments from now on.
Hermeian task: You're just the messenger, but due to its nature, you are in a damn hurry to deliver the message whether it is good news or not. Hadeian task: The task of informing someone that somebody or something is dead
27:17 My family has done that with two kitties one owner was not giving the diabetic cat his insulin shots essentially killing him slowly. We had him for his last years. His name was Mowie. The other cat was an abused kitten (got kicked around to the point of brain damage)She was given a life that she never would have gotten if she was left there. Her name was Cercie.
Thesian task- A job that slowly wears you down, replacing you with something else. Eventually you look back and realize you don't recognize a single thing about yourself anymore.
To be fair, that only applies when you aren't being hateful by being a bigot. Like people who go out of their way to misgender trans people when everything about them reads as the gender they identify as. Or people who speak with someone over the phone and treat them better until they find out they're PoC.
@@alchemysaga3745Yeah..no. It applies to everything. Period. You don’t have to preface it with ‘but only for XYZ really’. It’s really easy to just be nice-period. Full stop. End of story.
@@ImYourCherryBomb i think you misunderstood what was being said the original post said "it is also easy to NOT be nice", and the person you replied to basically said "except if you're going out of your way to NOT be nice".
15:03 Icarian task: wax wings were made by a guy and his son, son flew too close to the sun, wax melted, crashed into the ocean and died Cassandrean task: Cassandra was a psychic cursed to never be believed. Pretty sure she predicted the Trojan horse was a trap, but no one listened to her
We could do acteonian task, where you finish the task successfully and then get disproportionately punished for something that had nothing to do with the task and you had no fault at/no control over
@@Scarlett.Granger I’m referencing Atalanta. To get rid of all the suitors wanting to marry her, she said that she would marry anyone who could beat her in a foot race, but kill anyone who lost. She got rid of a lot of suitors that way, but one guy went to Aphrodite, who gave him several golden apples to distract her during the race. Atalanta ended up losing to that guy (despite being a much better runner) because she kept getting distracted by the golden apples he dropped behind him.
21:21 did they... did they censor the article byline? The part of the article that exists specifically to tell you who wrote it? The part of the article that intentionally, and with the explicit permission of the writer, names said writer? And is in no way any kind of breach of privacy that would require, or even kind of vaguely hint at maybe, possibly, needing a censor?
15:10 Hey ive got one! Odyssian task: Seems straightforward at first, but right when you're about to finish it, you get lost (at sea or otherwise) for a lot longer than anticipated
15:02 you asked for references. SO. 1. Icarus was Daedalus’ young boy. Daedalus had just finished building the labyrinth that was to be used by king Minos to trap the Minotaur, but Minos, in his complete evilness, refused to let either of them out, laughing about how they’d need wings to ever leave. Daedalus thought about it and said “hey, that’s actually a pretty good idea” and made Icarus and himself wings, binding feathers to their arms using wax (the wax part is the only part we’re sure of in this scene, nowadays). Knowing how easily it’d melt, Daedalus warned Icarus never to fly too close to the sun and just stay low. They decided to take off after everything was ready, but, euphoric from the experience and completely oblivious to danger, Icarus flew higher and higher as his confidence grew. The sun eventually melted his wax and, to Daedalus’ horror, his son plummeted into the Mediterranean Sea. Daedalus, heartbroken at the knowledge that nothing could be done for him anymore, flew back home but never built anything again, in grief. 2. Cassandra was (I know less about this one) a woman that was cursed with foresight- but nobody would ever believe her warnings, and once the events foreseen happened, the people involved would always assume it was her fault. One day, she gets a terrible vision: Troy swarming with enemy soldiers, the doors wide open and a wooden horse between (sounds familiar?). Everyone assumed she was insane and made no preparations, heeded none of her warnings and, when the day came, paid no attention to a large, wheeled, wooden horse being “gifted” to them by their mortal enemy. As she foresaw, the Greeks flooded the city in the cover of night, crawling out of their statue and conquered the city. As for Cassandra, I think she might have died, either that or she was never seen again. (I just realized, Talon1124 already gave you the details. If you are reading this, talon, I had no idea you had already done this and did not mean to steal.)
15:00 greek mythology indeed. A Herculean task refers to an incredibly difficult task, as a reference to Hercules's twelve labors. A Sysiphean task refers to a endless task that is impossible to finish, as a reference to the story of Sysiphus, who was condemned to eternally push a large boulder up a mountain, only for it to roll right back down again when he reaches the top. Icarian refers to the story of Icarus, when escaping the labyrinth with his father Daedalus, he flew too high and the wax holding the wings together melted, causing him to fall to his death. Cassandrean reffers to Cassandra, a girl who the god apollo liked. When she turned down gifts from him, he got angry and cursed her to always have perfect prophecies, but no one takes them seriously or believes her. Id like to add the Orphean task. A task seemingly simple but you will likely fail at right before you complete it, as a reference to the tale of Orpheus, who went to the underworld to get his wife back. Hades let them go one the sole condition that he never look back to make sure shes following him for the entire journey out. He almost makes it, but looks back right before the end, causing his wife to fall back into the underworld for good.
I am 99% sure it was Maia Arson Crimew (She/it), another legendary trans catgirl hacker. She is also the one who hacked the No Fly List at some point :3 And its name is just amazing
9:46 This reminded me of tbe guy that bought ad space on the hub. To only say something along the lines of "I don't care what the ads say, I'm sure your's is just fine" Never saw it in the wild though. Only heard/seen of it in reddit reading videos.
Re: "maximum threshold to how much a lawyer costs" That's not the problem. The problem is that the other side's lawyers will basically be entirely intent on wasting time and money to run the 'weaker' company out of funds to continue fighting and start digging into their bottomline. It's never about winning, it's about losing in the most expensive way possible for the other party.
Jack, how dare you, the Green Day musical SLAPS. I saw it on actual Broadway when visiting New York City, and saw Billie Joe Armstrong in one of the times he played a lead role. That was probably the highlight of that year in university.
some dev-type explanations for these 14:13 herculean: making a webgame from scratch with no tutorials sisyphean: making an api from scratch with no tutorials icarian: making a game engine from scratch cassandrean: the tutorials you've been ignoring
Golf isnt for rich people?! It costs $50 just to get onto the course here. And im pretty sure that just for 9 holes. Not to mention the price of clubs and balls. Disc golf however is practially free and a lot more fun.
Fun fact: if you’re ever on the Rosa Parks Freeway and you get hungry, there’s a Culver’s and a Burger King 20 minutes away. Just make sure you’re going from right to left at the building with the DNA sign.
I dont know who needs to hear this right now, but if anyone ever calls you a mistake, just remember that mistakes are what make you human. And if youre a mistake, that also makes you more human than theyll ever be :)
26:54 - this was an ATM down Suchiehall ("suck-ee-hall") Street (one of the high streets) in Glasgow, in an area of the street where people are leaving clubs and getting taxis (so basically you go into a taxi that's cash only, they drive you seconds down the road to this ATM, and you kinda feel pressured to use it, idk if they're colluding with the shop owner or it's a coincidence) I love the people of Glasgow, the city I call home. There was an incident in the past couple of years where a couple of guys were getting deported by the Home Office (reason: they hate immigrants) and someone posted on social media that the HO van had shown up, and asked people to come and surround the van to stop it leaving with the two men, within an hour or so the entire street was filled with people, the police created a line of officers around the van, and eventually had to give up and return the men to their flat, then the police and Home Office van were allowed to leave. Scotland also has some great history of community-lead activism basically ending the Thatcher government, as well as possibly the oldest history ever on fighting England
6:20 seen the same thing here on TH-cam in my Shorts feed - probably the same guy (though it'd be great if there were multiple people doing the same awesome thing). It's great to see the transformation of a property after some lawnwork and knowing it probably made the person living at the property happy is great, too
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I'm fairly certain there's at least a couple guys doing lawns (and not just shorts, I used to watch 20-30 minute long videos) and at least one guy pressure washing.
21:34 his mom was in the crowd too, he then apologized to her for being violent in front of her. I’m sure she was proud to see her son help a girl being harassed
8:10 - But that's so true. I've had so may people leave just horrible comments, and when I turn around and say something kind or wish them well with some sort of blessing, they suddenly stop responding. Heck, some of them even like the post. (Granted - I have gotten a few "snarky" comebacks from the people. I just ignore those.)
Okay, hear me out, there's a profession in cyber security where you find network vulnerabilities so they can be secured. This explanation is in preparation for the bizarre assertion that the weird cat girl is a hobbyist penetration specialist.
It was fun to write. The story with the routers being guerilla patched and the printer one are both about plugging security gaps. I should really check my own printer, to be honest.
Hercules/Heracles was a roman/greek demigod that was extremely strong. His myth revolves around completing several tasks, mainly through incredible feats of strength. So a herculean task is one that requires a great effort to complete. According to greek mythology sisyphus was a greek king that was punished after his death to forever roll a boulder up a hill. But each time the boulder would get kind of high up it would roll back down. So a sisyphean task is one that you know is kind of hopeless. Icarus was the son of a very smart engineer who was locked in a tower for mythological reasons. His father made them wings using wax so they could fly off and escape, and told him not to fly too high because the sun would melt them. But Icarus decided that it was probably fun to fly up so he did and his wings melted and he died. Cassandra was a priest and fortune teller that was cursed to never have anyone believe her, even though all her predictions were completely accurate.
16:15 To be fair, if you read the Spider-Man comics, the cops in his version of the NYPD are like 95% nice people. They really appreciate Spidey's help.
*may i propose* orphean task - when you've had ONE JOB; daedalean task - when you're dealing with unreasonable customers; odyssean task - when you have to do the task while literally everyone is screwing you; achillean task - when you know you're gonna get screwed if you do it, but more importantly you'll look 💫fabulous💫
More Greek mythology tasks! Bellerophonian task: take on something impossible out of sheer hubris, succeed, get punished by authorities Polyphemian task: eat so much that your only remaining choice is to eat yourself Apollonian task: aggressively pursue a romantic or sexual interest who is not interested Atalantan task: start a task, get distracted multiple times, realize that your sweetie has been doing this on purpose.
8:06 Yes. That is exactly what happens. Prices go way up. Even if the skill gains are marginal, it can still be 100% worthwhile for companies that size if a slightly better lawyer or slightly bigger army of lawyers saves you a few hundred million dollars just once.
the thing about the college student getting free stuff from a gang of burglars sounds wholesome, until he gets arrested for having all the stolen stuff and gets locked up because he can't identify the others, thus leaving them free and clear
6:00 SB Mowing! He's here on TH-cam, too! Has a lot of timelapses of just doing all the yardwork - and that's the thing, he doesn't JUST mow. He's taken care of huge, overgrown patches of poison ivy, completely cleared and revealed overgrown sidewalks for safety's sake, completely redone a few peoples' backyards... he's got a pressurewashing channel, too. It's pretty amazing.
Seeing the post about the guy who took the Texan Governor's perfect site name and turned it into a perfect parody, that inspired me! I've now done a bit of research, and the guy behind them has done other shitty politicians too! You guys should totally give some love and credit to Toby Morton, that guy is the hero we all needed!
8:05 This is very much the Christian ethic. "Disruptive kindness" is explicitly what Jesus primarily taught, second only to, and as a result of, "Love God".
Thank you for reminding me of another song that was part of my childhood, and for reminding me just how many songs I have heard and/or listened to in my lifetime (and how many more there will be to come) ugh, music is a double edged sword
15:04 Hercules had to do, ultimately, twelve nearly impossible tasks as punishment. Herculean tasks are near impossible tasks you manage at great effort. Sisyphus was punished for cheating death with rolling a boulder up a hill forever. Every time he gets close, it falls back down the hill. A sisyphean task would be useless, impossible, repetitive, and demoralizing. Icarus had wings made from gold and wax. He was to fly over the sea. He was warned to not fly too high, or the wax would melt, or too low low, or the sea spray would loosen the golden feathers. He flew too high and crashed into the sea. This is usually depicted with him burning some way, or, otherwise as a very dramatic. Cassandra turned Apollo down, so he cursed her to be able to see the future and never have anyone believe her about anything she predicts.
15:00 Ulyssian task: something that takes way longer than it should, and makes you suffer a lot, but that you can get through if you grit your teeth. medean task: for when as a woman(or possibly any minority) you realiz your work is not appreciated, and you have cut ties with those people, preferably in a dramatic fashion
5:02 1) The landlord, I’m sure is more concerned with renting it than selling it in the future 2) What does a clean/dirty oven have anything to do with a missing doorknob?
I needed this video. I needed this so bad I have been losing my faith in humanity and thanks to this video someone has returned to me so thank you to all these people and thank you for collecting all this information from all these people and put it on here. It was truly need to be out that people need to see these. They need to see that there are still good people on this planet.
8:12 *turns into a space marine to rant about kindness* My life is an Icarian task, and there aint much left of these wings.
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7:48 it costs money to keep a legal case like that going. Big companies can basically stall until you have too little money left to continue fighting back. Basically, financial bullying.
"you are bad guy. But this does not mean you are _bad guy"_ is a simple way to explain this subreddit
“I’m bad, and that’s good. I will never be good, and that’s not bad. There’s nobody I’d rather be than me.”
Nice sploon Pfp :>
@@Kit_Marzipan thanks
yes
If I only eat villains, then am I truly the villain?
Fun fact, The Jesse James who gave money to the widow to pay the debt collector and then stole back The money is where team rocket’s names come from - Jesse and James. Occasionally there where two other members that would show up, butch and Cassidy named after another outlaw called butch cassidy
And in the 5th movie "Pokemon Heroes" there's another pair named Annie and Oakley, referencing the famous sharpshooter Annie Oakley.
@@digifreak90 is that the one referenced in "Annie, get your gun"?
@@Scarlett.Granger Had to do a quick goggle search to find out, but yes it is.
Well that's why Team Rocket was carrying the anime
@@digifreak90 oh, interesting, thanks! So cool how much is inspired by actual historical figures.
Cassandra was an oracle, who was cursed by one of the gods (I forget which, probably Athena.) To have perfect prophecies, but be seen as false by anyone she spoke to.
Icarus was the son of Daedalus, the wing guy. Flew too high, broke his wings and fell to his death
She was cursed by Apollo.
Melted his wings which were feathers held together by wax. That dumb guy
Cassandra slept with Apollo to convince him to grant her the gift of prophecy but when he found out she didn't love him, he cursed her to never be believed. Cassandra was later taken by that asshole Agamemnon as a "war prize" but when she predicted that his wife, Clytemnestra (Helen of Sparta's twin half-sister), and her lover, Aegisthus, would kill them both in revenge for him either 1. sacrificing their daughter Iphigenia to the gods before the war and/or 2. killing her first husband, Tantalus (not the one who fed the gods his own sons - that was Agamemnon's ancestor), and forcing her to marry him. Agamemnon didn't believe Cassandra and so the two ended up dead.
OP must have been thinking of the origin of Medusa when they mentioned Athena
I did say I forgot which one.
They do tend to blur together after a while.
Thank you all for the corrections.
consider: Odyssean task - when the seemingly simple task takes a bunch of left turns and sidequests and distractions to finish, and it's not until you finish ALL the extra work that the original task can be finished
So, ADHD?
@@blackdragonxtra **exactly** lol
@@blackdragonxtra I literally checked the replies just to see if someone said it already... It was my FIRST thought.
This is also known as a project, potentially... XD
@@najrenchelf2751 r/whooooosh
15:00 They are indeed references to Greek mythology.
A Herculean task references Hercules, who had to perform twelve seemingly-impossible tasks - but, strong and smart demigod that he was, managed to do them anyway.
A Sisyphean task references Sisyphus, who was so evil he was condemned to roll a boulder up a hill in the afterlife - except it would always roll back down when he almost got it up, making it an endless task that is impossible to finish.
The Icarian task references Icarus, who was imprisoned together with his father Daedalus but they escaped using wings made of wax and feathers. However, Icarus flew too close to the sun, his wings melted, and he crashed and died. The story doesn't agree with apollos-boyfriend, though, as the task was not impossible - Daedalus survived - and Icarus was just flying high because it was so much fun.
The Cassandrean task references Cassandra. Apollo was hot for her, she accepted some gifts and then turned him down, so Apollo cursed her to always give true prophecies that nobody would believe her. For example: she warned about the Greek soldiers being in the Trojan horse, but wasn't believed, resulting in the downfall of Troy.
Only correction I have, Hercules is Roman mythos
Heracles is the Greek equivalent, same general story, just, different name
Is that Daedalus and Icarus story actually true because I just recently re read through the Percy Jackson books and thought it was something that was either changed slightly or completely made up?
@@EtherWolf2459I mean from what I remember from mythology that's it.
Tho what does Percy Jackson has to do with it
@@EtherWolf2459 if by "actually true" you mean that it's really existing like a real mythos in the time/culture of ancient greece and wasn't invited by Rick Riordan who wrote Percy Jackson, yes it's true.
But i mean an awful lot of Percy Jackson stems from or references greek mythology
We could do acteonian task, where you finish the task successfully and then get disproportionately punished for something that had nothing to do with the task and you had no fault at/no control over
Suggestion: Persephonian Task: A task that you originally thought you would hate and despise only to find out that you are not only good at it, but surprisingly enjoy it.
The take: Persephone was the daughter of Demeter and Hades fell in love with her. He proceeded to kidnap her to become his wife because this story happens in ancient Greece/Rome and that's just how things went back then. However, shockingly, not only did Persephone actually come to legitimately love Hades, she ruled over the underworld as his equal and, by all accounts, they had, by far and away, the healthiest marriage in Hellenistic mythology.
Not certain if it’s a modern retelling, but did hear a couple versions where she went willingly rather than being kidnapped; maybe to escape her overbearing mother
@@Nostripe361 That's a modern retelling... And is wildly inaccurate. By all accounts they loved each other. So much so that her being taken by Hades is why we have seasons. But yea... They loved each other.
@@Snowthree okay. Still it’s amazing that even nowadays people can reinvent ancient mythology. Just shows how fluid legends can become to fit a society.
Another modern retelling I found interesting was the one about Medusa being given her powers as protection after being sexually assaulted in Athena’s temple
Some other ideas:
Orphic Task: A task that's 90% done but which you know is never actually getting finished.
Odyssean Task: A task that will get done eventually, but only after years of setbacks and delays that you have no control over.
@@seanmurphy3430 You could call an Odyssean task... an Odyssey.
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This brings out so much rage in me. Part of the reason I don't associate with my mom's family is how they consistently treat animals. My uncle had a dog they constantly kept chained outside next to its doghouse. And when I say constantly, I mean they literally couldn't remove its collar when it died *because it hadn't been removed once in several years*. My grandparents acquired this beautiful, well-behaved Boxer. Lovely dog, well trained, kind to literally everyone (dogs and people alike), just all around a perfect pet. However, they didn't want to keep it, as they felt they couldn't manage an animal of that size at their age. Reasonable. My grandmother was asking around the family for who could take it in, and my dad (who has sworn to not let another dog in our house), even offered to drive from 2 states over and pick it up; it was that good of a dog. My grandfather, on the other hand, decided it was taking too long to get rid of, and drove it a few miles out of town and just dumped it on the side of the road with a small bag of dogfood.
This wasn't out of character for him, but it was a final straw for me. When we traveled for his funeral, I refused to attend the service. That dog deserved better than he ever did.
0:05 People should seriously take notes from this wise mystical sign.
Most Def, Even though it can Kinda be a hard thing to do sometimes in this day an age💀
@@theoguncleslappy9150just do it
It's uwu.
@@theoguncleslappy9150Especially when people are being difficult, jerks or attempting to take advantage of someone just because they're nice.
Reminds me of that "It costs nothing to be nice/kind" saying. No, it costs effort, patience, and trust, among other things.
I see you everywhere. Are you multiple people or are you like a bot
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the police shoot at Spider-Man just as much as the criminals do despite the good he does. Spidey probably is justified for this 😂
For the "Replace the grass with fake grass" thingy
While it could be done, fake grass needs to be replaced every now and then (at best every 10 years but since golf courses have cars going around, it would be way less), and since its mostly made out of plastic, good luck trying to do something about the crap-ton of plastic grass that a golf field would use.
This is ignoring that it tears over time wich means it might need replacement more often, and that it still needs to be cleaned so itll waste water either way. Also, it damages your soil which could lead to microplastics building up and causing the area to be infertile.
Basically, artificial grass is just a worse idea. In fact, i just looked up what is it made of and i got this:
"Artificial grass is made from polyethylene
polypropylene or nylon (polyamide), and fragments from this material can make their way into the soil, and beyond, in the form of microplastic pollution. The shelf life for artificial grass is estimated to be 10-20 years and the product is difficult to reuse."
So what I'm hearing is we should just ban golf
@@hmnhntr Ah, yes, my favorite painter: Ban golf.
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That’s how I was able to hack my social anxiety for years. “I’m gonna fail anyway, so I’ll fail at things so spectacular that even the failures will be awesome stories to tell people”
8:00 it's not about having 'a better lawyer' it's about having a bigger firm with more lawyers who can bombard you with legal bullshit that doesn't stick but takes time and money to respond to that can just bury you in fees from your own lawyer/lawyers and if the other guy has way more money they can eventually bankrupt you or catch you on something you don't respond to appropriately
29:41 the only mark my friends and I left on our school was a dent in a hill by a playground. When I was in like 4th grade some of my friends started digging a hole at the top of a hill. It then became kind of a tunnel or cave. I could fit completely in it. The adults were furious and said it was dangerous. We didn’t get in trouble, but it was caved in. So it looked like someone had taken a scoop out of that hill.
The song 'September' by Green day is in memory of the singers father who died to cancer in September. In an interview the singer recounts telling his mother to "wake me up when September ends" after his father's funeral.
I often tell a lot of the kids I council in VOCA(Victory Over Child Abuse, a summer camp for children to heal from abuse) that the greatest act of rebellion to the world that tells you how you have to look and act to be accepted, is to learn to like yourself. Society wants you to be skinny, but not too skinny, tan but not too tan, etc etc so if you're such a rebel, tell society to fuck off and like yourself the way you are.
15:11 yeah, greek mythology
herculean task: hercules was a super strong demigod and challenged to do things that seemed impossible but somehow did it (the only one i can remember is slaying a hydra-) so a herculean task is one that seems impossible/incredibly difficult (but you do/will manage it anyway)
sisyphean: sisyphus was a guy who was punished by the gods for cheating death like twice(?) and forced to roll a boulder up a hill for eternity. as soon as the boulder got to the top of the hill it'd roll back down and he'd have to do it all over again. so a sisyphean task usually means a (often tedious) repetitive task that will never truly be finished (like laundry or dishes)
icarian: icarus was a guy trapped in a prison above the labyrinth with his dad (daedelus) who made wings out of wax and feathers to escape. they worked but daedelus warned icarus not to fly too low so the ocean mist wouldn't get the wings soggy and too heavy, and not to fly too high to avoid melting the wax. however icarus started flying higher and higher because it was so much fun, and eventually flew too high that his dad's warning did come true and his wax wings melted and he plummeted and Died.
cassandrean: a prophet cursed with having only true prophecies that nobody would listen to. ever.
On the tea corporation thing:
It's not that you can higher better lawyers for that money, it's that on average the billion dollar company can push a lawsuit 4 times longer then the other guy, meaning eventually they would have to give in and the billion dollar corporation would win by default.
It's the same thing companies and rich people do these days against smaller competitors or people they don't like.
Monster Energy Drink does this on a daily basic. It doesn't matter if you make a drink, cables or a freaking videogame, they will try to sue you if you use the word "monster" in it! They tried with older franchises like Pokemon and Monster Hunter!
LMAO THEY TRIED SUING POKEMON? Damn they are stupid lmao @@55alegria
My family stole some trashy neighbors’ cat when moved out. We were the ones that mostly took care of her and the neighbors didn’t get her spayed. She got pregnant once but we never saw the kittens so we expect they threw them away.
When we were moving she got pregnant again so we just took her to our new house raised her and her kittens and finally got her spayed
I'm pretty sure jack is chaotic lawful, doesn't make sense, like it shouldn't.
He follows laws, you just don’t know what ones
No, no, that's a legitimate alignment. Though, I am curious where on the Blue-Orange scale he is...
"A Chaotic Lawful character is one who would follow the rules and never stray from the system, but would abuse loopholes in those rules and make use of the system in unpredictable ways"
@@DraconicDuelist I'm pretty sure chaotic-lawful is up to interpretation. But I think that you explained it the best.
@@DraconicDuelist So, malicious compliance?
@@DraconicDuelistThat sounds like lawful evil.
"If you want to be villainous and overthrow the social order, do what Jesus would have done!" is a take I'm going to use in a lot of family arguments from now on.
Be sure they don't nail you to wall like they did to Jesus
Hermeian task: You're just the messenger, but due to its nature, you are in a damn hurry to deliver the message whether it is good news or not.
Hadeian task: The task of informing someone that somebody or something is dead
I would say “Mercurian” task, but Mercury is Roman.
20:19 the even funnier part is that they first tried to sell Alaska to Liechtenstein, a small, unnoticeable country between Switzerland and Austria
7:47 the problem isn’t cost, its that the company with more money could decide to pay extra and always get the best lawyers due to having more money.
27:17 My family has done that with two kitties one owner was not giving the diabetic cat his insulin shots essentially killing him slowly. We had him for his last years. His name was Mowie. The other cat was an abused kitten (got kicked around to the point of brain damage)She was given a life that she never would have gotten if she was left there. Her name was Cercie.
Thesian task- A job that slowly wears you down, replacing you with something else. Eventually you look back and realize you don't recognize a single thing about yourself anymore.
"It is also easy to not be nice" I thought I'd stop being a hater but here we are
To be fair, that only applies when you aren't being hateful by being a bigot.
Like people who go out of their way to misgender trans people when everything about them reads as the gender they identify as. Or people who speak with someone over the phone and treat them better until they find out they're PoC.
@@alchemysaga3745Yeah..no.
It applies to everything. Period. You don’t have to preface it with ‘but only for XYZ really’. It’s really easy to just be nice-period. Full stop. End of story.
Sounds like a you problem.
@@ImYourCherryBomb i think you misunderstood what was being said
the original post said "it is also easy to NOT be nice", and the person you replied to basically said "except if you're going out of your way to NOT be nice".
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Icarian task: wax wings were made by a guy and his son, son flew too close to the sun, wax melted, crashed into the ocean and died
Cassandrean task: Cassandra was a psychic cursed to never be believed. Pretty sure she predicted the Trojan horse was a trap, but no one listened to her
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for those who are curious abt the site, it's just full of bad things Abbott is doing
Orphean Task: A task that is SO tempting to change one part, but you know it will fail if you do
Dionysian Task: a task you probably shouldn't do while drunk or high, but it'll be more fun if you are (and isn't dangerous to do while intoxicated).
We could do acteonian task, where you finish the task successfully and then get disproportionately punished for something that had nothing to do with the task and you had no fault at/no control over
Atalantean task: a task that should be easy, except it’s way too easy to get distracted
@@caltheuntitled8021 wait what, do you mean from Atlas literally carrying the world on his shoulders?
How's that easy but easy to get distracted?
@@Scarlett.Granger I’m referencing Atalanta. To get rid of all the suitors wanting to marry her, she said that she would marry anyone who could beat her in a foot race, but kill anyone who lost. She got rid of a lot of suitors that way, but one guy went to Aphrodite, who gave him several golden apples to distract her during the race. Atalanta ended up losing to that guy (despite being a much better runner) because she kept getting distracted by the golden apples he dropped behind him.
Ain't no way Jack just voiced The Sniper as a Russian.
I will never recover from this betrayl
27:58 actually it's good that medicine tastes bad because it means kids are less likely to die from taking medicine they shouldn't taste.
21:21 did they... did they censor the article byline? The part of the article that exists specifically to tell you who wrote it? The part of the article that intentionally, and with the explicit permission of the writer, names said writer? And is in no way any kind of breach of privacy that would require, or even kind of vaguely hint at maybe, possibly, needing a censor?
The timeline where "hey lads consider your soul" is hate speech is the absolute funniest one
0:40 he wants his cat-torney
Me-ow (Now)
15:10 Hey ive got one!
Odyssian task: Seems straightforward at first, but right when you're about to finish it, you get lost (at sea or otherwise) for a lot longer than anticipated
15:02 you asked for references.
SO.
1. Icarus was Daedalus’ young boy. Daedalus had just finished building the labyrinth that was to be used by king Minos to trap the Minotaur, but Minos, in his complete evilness, refused to let either of them out, laughing about how they’d need wings to ever leave. Daedalus thought about it and said “hey, that’s actually a pretty good idea” and made Icarus and himself wings, binding feathers to their arms using wax (the wax part is the only part we’re sure of in this scene, nowadays). Knowing how easily it’d melt, Daedalus warned Icarus never to fly too close to the sun and just stay low. They decided to take off after everything was ready, but, euphoric from the experience and completely oblivious to danger, Icarus flew higher and higher as his confidence grew. The sun eventually melted his wax and, to Daedalus’ horror, his son plummeted into the Mediterranean Sea. Daedalus, heartbroken at the knowledge that nothing could be done for him anymore, flew back home but never built anything again, in grief.
2. Cassandra was (I know less about this one) a woman that was cursed with foresight- but nobody would ever believe her warnings, and once the events foreseen happened, the people involved would always assume it was her fault. One day, she gets a terrible vision: Troy swarming with enemy soldiers, the doors wide open and a wooden horse between (sounds familiar?). Everyone assumed she was insane and made no preparations, heeded none of her warnings and, when the day came, paid no attention to a large, wheeled, wooden horse being “gifted” to them by their mortal enemy. As she foresaw, the Greeks flooded the city in the cover of night, crawling out of their statue and conquered the city. As for Cassandra, I think she might have died, either that or she was never seen again.
(I just realized, Talon1124 already gave you the details. If you are reading this, talon, I had no idea you had already done this and did not mean to steal.)
15:00 greek mythology indeed.
A Herculean task refers to an incredibly difficult task, as a reference to Hercules's twelve labors.
A Sysiphean task refers to a endless task that is impossible to finish, as a reference to the story of Sysiphus, who was condemned to eternally push a large boulder up a mountain, only for it to roll right back down again when he reaches the top.
Icarian refers to the story of Icarus, when escaping the labyrinth with his father Daedalus, he flew too high and the wax holding the wings together melted, causing him to fall to his death.
Cassandrean reffers to Cassandra, a girl who the god apollo liked. When she turned down gifts from him, he got angry and cursed her to always have perfect prophecies, but no one takes them seriously or believes her.
Id like to add the Orphean task. A task seemingly simple but you will likely fail at right before you complete it, as a reference to the tale of Orpheus, who went to the underworld to get his wife back. Hades let them go one the sole condition that he never look back to make sure shes following him for the entire journey out. He almost makes it, but looks back right before the end, causing his wife to fall back into the underworld for good.
This brings me happiness
19:28 Lexi being wholesome as always❤
p.s.: before the comments blows up, i know it probably wasnt Lexi, take a joke
I think She joked about her being the one to do it when it came up in one of the tech subreddit reads once. Though I could be missing remembering it.
I am 99% sure it was Maia Arson Crimew (She/it), another legendary trans catgirl hacker. She is also the one who hacked the No Fly List at some point :3 And its name is just amazing
@@baumina1706 thank you for letting us know who actually did it!
7:57 Extremely wealthy people and companies hire teams of good lawyers rather than just one. That’s the threshold - how many lawyers
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Fun fact Russia offered Alaska to Liechtenstein before selling it to America
18:55 I was so confused why he was reading it like that until the end lmao
16:59 definitely one of my favorite stories
Jack singing bits
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This reminded me of tbe guy that bought ad space on the hub.
To only say something along the lines of "I don't care what the ads say, I'm sure your's is just fine"
Never saw it in the wild though.
Only heard/seen of it in reddit reading videos.
Re: "maximum threshold to how much a lawyer costs"
That's not the problem.
The problem is that the other side's lawyers will basically be entirely intent on wasting time and money to run the 'weaker' company out of funds to continue fighting and start digging into their bottomline. It's never about winning, it's about losing in the most expensive way possible for the other party.
0:42 "Pawyer" would've been a much better pun imo. Missed oppurrtunity
Jack, how dare you, the Green Day musical SLAPS. I saw it on actual Broadway when visiting New York City, and saw Billie Joe Armstrong in one of the times he played a lead role. That was probably the highlight of that year in university.
I agree. Also Billie joe Armstrong is sos daddy
some dev-type explanations for these
14:13 herculean: making a webgame from scratch with no tutorials
sisyphean: making an api from scratch with no tutorials
icarian: making a game engine from scratch
cassandrean: the tutorials you've been ignoring
Golf isnt for rich people?! It costs $50 just to get onto the course here. And im pretty sure that just for 9 holes. Not to mention the price of clubs and balls. Disc golf however is practially free and a lot more fun.
15:58 I love this comic :)
May I ask who has created this✨ masterpiece ✨
Fun fact: if you’re ever on the Rosa Parks Freeway and you get hungry, there’s a Culver’s and a Burger King 20 minutes away. Just make sure you’re going from right to left at the building with the DNA sign.
I dont know who needs to hear this right now, but if anyone ever calls you a mistake, just remember that mistakes are what make you human. And if youre a mistake, that also makes you more human than theyll ever be :)
26:54 - this was an ATM down Suchiehall ("suck-ee-hall") Street (one of the high streets) in Glasgow, in an area of the street where people are leaving clubs and getting taxis (so basically you go into a taxi that's cash only, they drive you seconds down the road to this ATM, and you kinda feel pressured to use it, idk if they're colluding with the shop owner or it's a coincidence)
I love the people of Glasgow, the city I call home. There was an incident in the past couple of years where a couple of guys were getting deported by the Home Office (reason: they hate immigrants) and someone posted on social media that the HO van had shown up, and asked people to come and surround the van to stop it leaving with the two men, within an hour or so the entire street was filled with people, the police created a line of officers around the van, and eventually had to give up and return the men to their flat, then the police and Home Office van were allowed to leave.
Scotland also has some great history of community-lead activism basically ending the Thatcher government, as well as possibly the oldest history ever on fighting England
7:00 If only Liquid Death actually tasted good...
6:20 seen the same thing here on TH-cam in my Shorts feed - probably the same guy (though it'd be great if there were multiple people doing the same awesome thing). It's great to see the transformation of a property after some lawnwork and knowing it probably made the person living at the property happy is great, too
I'm fairly certain there's at least a couple guys doing lawns (and not just shorts, I used to watch 20-30 minute long videos) and at least one guy pressure washing.
Achillean task: A simple task with a nearly foolproof method, but it has a single, simple point of catastrophic failure.
27:40 - When I was younger, I used to get this strawberry flavored medicine.
I used to pretend I was sick each year so I could have it, lol.
1:55 HIS FACE.
@22:40 is now among my most favorite pandemic time frame chaotic/lawfully-chaotic good stories, and among my all time favs!
F scalpers! 😈
12:48 I learned I loved cooking when I made my mom some macaroni and cheese one time.
4:49 sometimes it’s too easy to work around a problem than to fix it. So you just need to make it impossible to work around
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he is the john wick for cat owners
21:34 his mom was in the crowd too, he then apologized to her for being violent in front of her. I’m sure she was proud to see her son help a girl being harassed
8:10 - But that's so true. I've had so may people leave just horrible comments, and when I turn around and say something kind or wish them well with some sort of blessing, they suddenly stop responding. Heck, some of them even like the post. (Granted - I have gotten a few "snarky" comebacks from the people. I just ignore those.)
This is the energy I'm carrying into 2024.
5:58 That might count as ethical hacking, so it might not be illegal.
Okay, hear me out, there's a profession in cyber security where you find network vulnerabilities so they can be secured. This explanation is in preparation for the bizarre assertion that the weird cat girl is a hobbyist penetration specialist.
@@Earthstar_Review ???
It was fun to write. The story with the routers being guerilla patched and the printer one are both about plugging security gaps. I should really check my own printer, to be honest.
Hercules/Heracles was a roman/greek demigod that was extremely strong. His myth revolves around completing several tasks, mainly through incredible feats of strength. So a herculean task is one that requires a great effort to complete.
According to greek mythology sisyphus was a greek king that was punished after his death to forever roll a boulder up a hill. But each time the boulder would get kind of high up it would roll back down. So a sisyphean task is one that you know is kind of hopeless.
Icarus was the son of a very smart engineer who was locked in a tower for mythological reasons. His father made them wings using wax so they could fly off and escape, and told him not to fly too high because the sun would melt them. But Icarus decided that it was probably fun to fly up so he did and his wings melted and he died.
Cassandra was a priest and fortune teller that was cursed to never have anyone believe her, even though all her predictions were completely accurate.
25:36 the SMILE on that Photo, I just...
16:15 To be fair, if you read the Spider-Man comics, the cops in his version of the NYPD are like 95% nice people. They really appreciate Spidey's help.
*may i propose* orphean task - when you've had ONE JOB; daedalean task - when you're dealing with unreasonable customers; odyssean task - when you have to do the task while literally everyone is screwing you; achillean task - when you know you're gonna get screwed if you do it, but more importantly you'll look 💫fabulous💫
More Greek mythology tasks!
Bellerophonian task: take on something impossible out of sheer hubris, succeed, get punished by authorities
Polyphemian task: eat so much that your only remaining choice is to eat yourself
Apollonian task: aggressively pursue a romantic or sexual interest who is not interested
Atalantan task: start a task, get distracted multiple times, realize that your sweetie has been doing this on purpose.
8:06 Yes. That is exactly what happens. Prices go way up. Even if the skill gains are marginal, it can still be 100% worthwhile for companies that size if a slightly better lawyer or slightly bigger army of lawyers saves you a few hundred million dollars just once.
the thing about the college student getting free stuff from a gang of burglars sounds wholesome, until he gets arrested for having all the stolen stuff and gets locked up because he can't identify the others, thus leaving them free and clear
I thought that too
6:00 SB Mowing! He's here on TH-cam, too! Has a lot of timelapses of just doing all the yardwork - and that's the thing, he doesn't JUST mow. He's taken care of huge, overgrown patches of poison ivy, completely cleared and revealed overgrown sidewalks for safety's sake, completely redone a few peoples' backyards... he's got a pressurewashing channel, too. It's pretty amazing.
He wants to speak to his "pawyer"
His Cattorney
You mean his... clawyer?
@@Shiverwar haha yours is better :)
“Medicine is supposed to taste bad” Tell to TUMS and the vitamin gummies!
29:15 Sir do not feel bad for defending your animal companion and teaching that HORRIBLE person a lesson EVER. I guarantee I wouldve done way worse
Seeing the post about the guy who took the Texan Governor's perfect site name and turned it into a perfect parody, that inspired me! I've now done a bit of research, and the guy behind them has done other shitty politicians too! You guys should totally give some love and credit to Toby Morton, that guy is the hero we all needed!
not Jack putting on a fake accent for an Australian character WHEN HE'S AUSTRALIAN 😭😭
I thought that it was a bad Russian accent.
nah, it's slipping into the bogan accent
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HADEAN TASK
When you are being metaphorically given the gun and are told to make someone ELSE'S life miserable or else.
15:02 Promethian task: A task which will ultimately do go but get you punished in the process.
8:05 This is very much the Christian ethic. "Disruptive kindness" is explicitly what Jesus primarily taught, second only to, and as a result of, "Love God".
Thank you for reminding me of another song that was part of my childhood, and for reminding me just how many songs I have heard and/or listened to in my lifetime (and how many more there will be to come) ugh, music is a double edged sword
15:04 Hercules had to do, ultimately, twelve nearly impossible tasks as punishment. Herculean tasks are near impossible tasks you manage at great effort.
Sisyphus was punished for cheating death with rolling a boulder up a hill forever. Every time he gets close, it falls back down the hill. A sisyphean task would be useless, impossible, repetitive, and demoralizing.
Icarus had wings made from gold and wax. He was to fly over the sea. He was warned to not fly too high, or the wax would melt, or too low low, or the sea spray would loosen the golden feathers. He flew too high and crashed into the sea. This is usually depicted with him burning some way, or, otherwise as a very dramatic.
Cassandra turned Apollo down, so he cursed her to be able to see the future and never have anyone believe her about anything she predicts.
Jack does the "uwu" just a little too good
Robin Hood to the guy who he was robbing before getting his mates to bring him furniture and become his new best friend, "Wanna do some Crrriiiimmes?"
I bet that guy who steals cops guns with a dinosaur was a really weird kid. Maybe even fun sometimes, in a frightful kind of way.
I immediately pulled my Armless Palmer can back out of the recycling as soon as I heard that story - gotta cash in those billions!
15:00 Ulyssian task: something that takes way longer than it should, and makes you suffer a lot, but that you can get through if you grit your teeth.
medean task: for when as a woman(or possibly any minority) you realiz your work is not appreciated, and you have cut ties with those people, preferably in a dramatic fashion
5:02 1) The landlord, I’m sure is more concerned with renting it than selling it in the future
2) What does a clean/dirty oven have anything to do with a missing doorknob?
1:30 Damn, his name is really Jesse James??
Prepare for trouble and make it double.
I'm so sorry, I had to do it. . .
That's where they got those names from
24:32 corection: he beat his commanding officer to death.
Be like DoomGuy
I needed this video. I needed this so bad I have been losing my faith in humanity and thanks to this video someone has returned to me so thank you to all these people and thank you for collecting all this information from all these people and put it on here. It was truly need to be out that people need to see these. They need to see that there are still good people on this planet.
I love Jack's Lexi impression.
27:44 Don't know about the other stuff, but medicine is supposed to taste bad so that kids don't think it's candy and overdose.
5:40 you cant tell me that the gay boy isnt the leader of crime in that city😂😂😂
2:01 HE'S DOING THE ROCK FACE
8:12 *turns into a space marine to rant about kindness*
My life is an Icarian task, and there aint much left of these wings.
7:48 it costs money to keep a legal case like that going. Big companies can basically stall until you have too little money left to continue fighting back. Basically, financial bullying.
8:15 that's literally what happen in Japanese novel & manga called "The One Within The Villainess"