🟢Fall Asleep to Ricky Gervais Steven Merchant And Karl Pilkington XFM Show Series 2 Episodes 30-33

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  • @chrishumpherson2901
    @chrishumpherson2901 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    My uncle is a solicitor for productions at Sky and he said he just recently had a contract to mock up between Sky and Ricky Gervais. He said it was a new show with Ricky Steve and Karl and they were going to travel to the seven wonders again but with all 3 of them… it had all the green lights from RSK but they were struggling to get this one producer to sign the contract at Sky…. He only wanted to meet up in a dark room for some reason so my uncle went to this office in London to get it signed finally…. He went into the room.. there was a dark figure standing there looking over the city but couldnt quite see it properly… there was a desk in the middle of the dark room.. he walked over to the desk and placed it on the desk and asked the figure to sign it….. suddenly this hairy hand signed the contract “Marty” my uncle looked up….. little monkey there holding a fountain pen

  • @broganjones6204
    @broganjones6204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    This is definitely hearsay, but I have a friend who knew some assistant that worked on a few Ricky and Steve projects, years ago. It recently came up in conversation, and my friend heard this pretty surprising story that I definitely hadn’t heard when he passed it on to me.
    It’s not recent, in fact it was around Life’s Too Short time, either just before or just after the series aired. Ricky, Steve, and a producer (and the assistant, the source of this story) were travelling back to their hotel in a limo after some awards event. Basically they got into an argument about future projects (maybe Ricky floated the idea of an Office follow-up before the Brent film idea was finalised?). It got pretty heated and Steve kind of slammed his fist against the wall. But he hit that button that lowers the window between the driver and the passengers. Everyone kind of naturally looked through the now-open window: little monkey fella sat behind the wheel.

    • @michaelgarman5569
      @michaelgarman5569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You realed me in 🤣🤣

    • @ianinkster2261
      @ianinkster2261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This story is the Karl equivalent of a legal high

    • @PaddyRoon7
      @PaddyRoon7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mate don't just copy paste the top rated post of all time from the subreddit... who are you, Chris Moyles?

    • @Paddy.C
      @Paddy.C 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's been done many times before.
      The best one I saw was a couple of years ago, and started out by claiming to have the real reason that Ricky and Steve stopped working together.
      That really peaked people's interest, and got loads of likes.
      Granted, it hadn't gotten as passé back then as it is now.

    • @burdbrain1598
      @burdbrain1598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL, fucking brilliant. I thought this was some real gossip.

  • @shakmanceljames9336
    @shakmanceljames9336 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Steve and Karl going at each other is so funny, Steve gets so rattled every time 😂😂😂

    • @MrPlum1282
      @MrPlum1282 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Steve’s a bit of a prick imo

  • @elliotthyde5623
    @elliotthyde5623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When told Karl to say the answer he got right on the quiz.
    I do wanted the answer to be EGG.

  • @kylemurray8862
    @kylemurray8862 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    You cant fall asleep to this.... its too funny.

    • @tonytucker7359
      @tonytucker7359 ปีที่แล้ว

      @kylemurray8 it’s shite and great for sending one to sleep it’s so Edinburgh complete shite obviously cashing in on the😢fame proper shite goodbye tramadol hello twats

  • @oliviastray1492
    @oliviastray1492 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Usually this helps me sleep, but I find myself after a 12.5 hr night shift giggling 2 hours later. I really need to get some sleep! Maybe I should try whale noises lol

  • @yvonnefuellemann9262
    @yvonnefuellemann9262 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Still lovin’ this in 2023

    • @tonytucker7359
      @tonytucker7359 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @yvonnefuellemann I realise comedy is subjective however I find this predictable and just not funny even comedians can’t be funny all the time

  • @nflynn
    @nflynn ปีที่แล้ว +7

    16:00 pure genius

  • @turnski
    @turnski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    16 mins in, "ripped tennis ball" 🤣🤣 I'm dying 🤦‍♂️🤣

    • @turnski
      @turnski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Pugna with laughter 🤦‍♂️ surely you realised that 🤷‍♂️🙃

    • @aarondonald1611
      @aarondonald1611 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That description has been stuck in my head for years since I first heard it lmao

    • @samsamsonson2201
      @samsamsonson2201 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tonytucker7359
    @tonytucker7359 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks so much for the post for years I’ve been afflicted by insomnia while I was channel hopping on utube I found this next thing I know it was morning thank you so much I’m totally indebted to you

    • @Bigzut
      @Bigzut ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad to hear your better but how can you fall asleep to this gripping conversation

  • @user-mt4ku7jw1y
    @user-mt4ku7jw1y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Tinging its way up the tube

  • @lauramichelle1767
    @lauramichelle1767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I am so jealous of anyone who got to see Karl and the burgers on the webcam 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ofrenic
      @ofrenic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Im pretty sure the webcam was a photo updated every 30 sec or so instead of a video. I dont know which would be funnier

    • @lauramichelle1767
      @lauramichelle1767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ofrenic hahaha yeah I would pay to see those webcam pics 🤣🤣

    • @rodmiester6959
      @rodmiester6959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lauramichelle1767 rts:t5

    • @lauramichelle1767
      @lauramichelle1767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rodmiester6959 what

    • @rodmiester6959
      @rodmiester6959 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eeree trerttr😮r😮rrttrrrrr😮trrrrtrr trrrrt😮ew😮

  • @fellatiacumbucket3212
    @fellatiacumbucket3212 ปีที่แล้ว

    'In a jar?' always gets me lol

  • @ankitkumar-ez8ff
    @ankitkumar-ez8ff ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Telescope, even the telescope"? Lmao

  • @jackiesmith5886
    @jackiesmith5886 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How can anyone fall asleep with Ricky going off on Carl all the time.?

  • @ericamango
    @ericamango 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    How the fuck was he 30 here. Fuck I am old 🙈

  • @vagenr79
    @vagenr79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Signed Kevin Spacey DVD.....Ebay goldmine 🤑

  • @tyroon81
    @tyroon81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Minge, has to be one of the top ten words in the English language😁👏👏

    • @man-a-head
      @man-a-head 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Melted Welly

    • @krissmith7
      @krissmith7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Clunge is up there

    • @VideosCPS
      @VideosCPS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never whinge about the minge.

    • @jaybrucker1234
      @jaybrucker1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm from the U.S. and never knew that minge was a name for the V until I heard these podcasts. However it amazed me learn that Fanny was an offensive term for the V also, in America it means an butt.

    • @Just_lift_anyone
      @Just_lift_anyone 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaybrucker1234 you can type vagina mate, don't have to type V 🤣 a capital v at that.

  • @martinc12
    @martinc12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:40:16 i reckon karl was about to say Steve could have stood up in the water

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Karl genuinely can not understand why the invention/discovery of computing, physics, gravity and other scientific milestones is more important to humanity than brush-flippers for cats.
    Let that sink in.

    • @crisstryna_mma1622
      @crisstryna_mma1622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brush flippers? You mean clearing up the floor slippers???

    • @PaddyRoon7
      @PaddyRoon7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crisstryna_mma1622 aye, whatever you wanna call them

    • @crisstryna_mma1622
      @crisstryna_mma1622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PaddyRoon7 copyright 👍

    • @HeretixAevum
      @HeretixAevum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I also find it funny that he thinks we went from having no computers to having modern silicone based microprocessors. There's some significant missing history there

    • @Christoff070
      @Christoff070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HeretixAevum aye, twas aliens

  • @Itsyowboiiiiiiiuu
    @Itsyowboiiiiiiiuu ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I live in Wales and completely agree with Karl 🤣

    • @tonytucker7359
      @tonytucker7359 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Littlebopee leeks and having relationships with sheep then

    • @Itsyowboiiiiiiiuu
      @Itsyowboiiiiiiiuu ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tonytucker7359 can't find my sheep 😂

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Let's give the prize to - Mitchell Sterling! Who has got... some of the answers right."

  • @thejacal2704
    @thejacal2704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:18:27
    One of the best wheeze laughs Ricky has ever done.
    This, along with 'Square Tins' and 'Get your knickers off'.

  • @wetkneehouston6293
    @wetkneehouston6293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The burger bit had me dying in bed

    • @ianinkster2261
      @ianinkster2261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'll never be able to listen to REM again

  • @delj3875
    @delj3875 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This happened to me when i was a kid this person came to door and sold a commodore or a spectrum computer and my parents put it away for my xmas or birthday and i tried it and it never worked , it was the local person that would come to door and sell things so anyway it was not working and we got hold of person next time he came to door and he said it needed a "ram pack from a shop in town "tandy ' or whatever the shop it was maybe woolworths . On the way to the shop in town we bumped into the person that sold us it and he was like yeah its just round the corner . The shop never sold a ram pack or memory pack he must of just made up a area he stayed at and we hapoened to bump into him out side the so called shop that sold the ram pack .... whats starange is the story is similar to karls . I remember being so disappointed

    • @joedent3323
      @joedent3323 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Was the "Man" who sold it to you stood permanently in shadow - short, but with long arms? Little Monkey fella.

  • @stuartstretton6894
    @stuartstretton6894 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    HILARIOUS 😂 Steve calling Karl A LOSER😂😂 Steve mate,that's rich coming from someone who doesn't even have a girlfriend 😂 You LOSS Merchant 😂😂 What a goon!!😂 This has made my day 💯👍

    • @unzicek
      @unzicek ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Get laid.

    • @Dreamskater100
      @Dreamskater100 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I see what you mean, more so around the time this was recorded. Now he's with Mircea Eliade, actress ad model.

    • @stuartstretton6894
      @stuartstretton6894 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Dreamskater100 Cheers 👍 I'm going to have a nose online lol.

    • @Dreamskater100
      @Dreamskater100 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      May as well! @@stuartstretton6894

    • @Dreamskater100
      @Dreamskater100 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I meant 'and' not 'ad'!

  • @Davidjagoartist
    @Davidjagoartist ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wish Ricky had set up a camera to film Karl watching Freaks

  • @Markem1998
    @Markem1998 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Karl deserves everything he gets off Steve and vis versa

  • @crisstryna_mma1622
    @crisstryna_mma1622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Scrimpton, if you get my drift..... Alright.

    • @MrShredtilldead
      @MrShredtilldead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cranbruly

    • @ianinkster2261
      @ianinkster2261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MrShredtilldead These are both the places where Jo Biden grew up.

    • @crisstryna_mma1622
      @crisstryna_mma1622 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ianinkster2261 I'm English and I am working on proving these fake news places don't exist. I can't be sure cause I mean they sound real? Scrimptonshire? I think I'm full Scrimpton on my father's side!!!

    • @ianinkster2261
      @ianinkster2261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@crisstryna_mma1622 Stick the record player on, stop the shenenigans.

    • @crisstryna_mma1622
      @crisstryna_mma1622 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ianinkster2261 have you got a ruler 📏 👀

  • @ShadyPlatinum777
    @ShadyPlatinum777 ปีที่แล้ว

    first time I noticed Ricky’s duck joke 😂 39:25

  • @loopstationyt
    @loopstationyt ปีที่แล้ว

    Best of Bob Marley

  • @JeffRoganFM
    @JeffRoganFM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Have you ever seen an old man eat a maaaaaaars bar?

  • @The_HouStoner
    @The_HouStoner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Where’s your church? where’s your mayor?

  • @JeffRoganFM
    @JeffRoganFM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My auntie had wind for five minutes

  • @PeachTristan
    @PeachTristan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The bad wind in the 70's

  • @genetenz
    @genetenz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:38 winds were bad in the seventies
    18:00

  • @ryannoble4789
    @ryannoble4789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Steve and Ricky have the passive aggressive bullying down to a tea, no wonder they no longer talk

    • @kyleronan749
      @kyleronan749 ปีที่แล้ว

      2:53:40

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thank God the show came out when it did. This generation, or rather the audience of today no matter their generation, would have whinged about them over all sorts.. bullying, Karls homophobia, etc. Everyone wants to have a whinge these days instead of just turning the dial so to speak.

    • @tommyreazy
      @tommyreazy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *tee

    • @ChildishBrandino20
      @ChildishBrandino20 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nothing about it is passive

  • @camerongriffiths8875
    @camerongriffiths8875 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The signed dvd by Kevin Spacey wouldn’t have aged well…

    • @MrThorls
      @MrThorls ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment of yours didn’t age well either

  • @livejts3301
    @livejts3301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ...one of these prizes was a signed Kevin Spacey dvd... whats that worth today ?

    • @YouSmokeChed
      @YouSmokeChed ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not guilty now somehow

    • @CG-rf6nu
      @CG-rf6nu หลายเดือนก่อน

      .23¢

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:41:40 this has to be the angriest Ricky has ever gotten during the show lmao

    • @rachelpayne4583
      @rachelpayne4583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No! It’s got to be the chimps typing Shakespeare/ infinity argument 😅

    • @PaddyRoon7
      @PaddyRoon7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rachelpayne4583 lmao, or the fella with an ear infection getting a knobectomy

  • @RealfishingNL
    @RealfishingNL ปีที่แล้ว +3

    About the cat operation for 5k. Doesnt matter if u have the money or not. I ate dry crackers for 2 months so i can pay for my cat operation.

    • @JL46L88
      @JL46L88 ปีที่แล้ว

      😊

    • @samsamsonson2201
      @samsamsonson2201 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No you didn’t

    • @RealfishingNL
      @RealfishingNL 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@samsamsonson2201 🤣 oh yes i did.

  • @rooksdoubleohseven9919
    @rooksdoubleohseven9919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I don't want to lose a tenner"

  • @PeachTristan
    @PeachTristan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    did KP ever write that article on monkeys for the magazine?

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I can't do this either."
    the defeat in his voice is so perfect.

  • @roytomas8743
    @roytomas8743 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4 toilets....I'm dying...lol

  • @livejts3301
    @livejts3301 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funniest one the food record attempts!! Ricky yelling "COME ON!!!"

  • @jaybrucker1234
    @jaybrucker1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Crush grapes

  • @conorkennedy3304
    @conorkennedy3304 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Auntie Nora story snuck up on me.

  • @KeithH02
    @KeithH02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    how can I download this as an mp3 file ? my commute will fly by, listening to this !! Brilliant

    • @deloford
      @deloford 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bit torrent

    • @KeithH02
      @KeithH02 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deloford I'd forgotten they would be on there !! thank you my friend

    • @loopstationyt
      @loopstationyt ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s on Spotify too 💜

    • @itadaku23
      @itadaku23 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@deloford head like a fucking orange

  • @jaybrucker1234
    @jaybrucker1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    A 🐎 ina 🏠

  • @YouSmokeChed
    @YouSmokeChed ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Karl going at Steve always baffles me has he looked in a mirror ?

  • @ThePontiacBandit911
    @ThePontiacBandit911 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:58 But Steve clearly said ‘player-manager’, so it’s not like Alex Ferguson.

  • @irreverend_
    @irreverend_ ปีที่แล้ว

    Very much the cat

  • @DaleTheGrinder
    @DaleTheGrinder 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:23:00 this whole section is very relevant to today.

  • @the-np4mr
    @the-np4mr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's this hare Chinese kid

  • @james88er97
    @james88er97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Call was sooo woke the toilet talk

  • @thepontiacbandit7874
    @thepontiacbandit7874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    31:20 Karl’s parents went on holiday without him when he was only 5?! 😳

    • @chellebrown6677
      @chellebrown6677 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha ha and the Ross's left the cat on him when they went out so who was watching karl really the angry cat????

  • @DBriddo
    @DBriddo ปีที่แล้ว

    Tetraplegic is all four limbs, paraplegic is legs.

  • @jakei
    @jakei 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gn my people

  • @joedent3323
    @joedent3323 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:58:45

  • @TheVeiledCollective
    @TheVeiledCollective ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Minge.
    Play a record.

  • @Steviebav
    @Steviebav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Night

  • @elleo9920
    @elleo9920 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd say Rickys big mouth would have held more burgers, god that bit was so uncomfortable 😬 Ricky and Steve nag him into stuff but would never dare do it themselves

  • @matthewvido3902
    @matthewvido3902 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:03:17

  • @alligatorman-k2w
    @alligatorman-k2w 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    All I hear is Wheatley..

  • @mariaalejandra5787
    @mariaalejandra5787 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:16:40 😂

  • @SuperLisalis
    @SuperLisalis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Adams Apple may just give a little clue to you!!

    • @SuperLisalis
      @SuperLisalis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karl Rocks....gr8 stuff!!

  • @thepontiacbandit7874
    @thepontiacbandit7874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    17:14 Man alive! Karl’s homophobia is just off the scale. 🤯

  • @jonnysupreme
    @jonnysupreme 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    All'rite?

  • @futurefreak8789
    @futurefreak8789 ปีที่แล้ว

    Laughing at the Scottish Album ffs..The best Bands come from Scotland

    • @bc86tbl
      @bc86tbl ปีที่แล้ว

      Fiddle rock lol

  • @IanSturtivant
    @IanSturtivant 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “In the name of God”? Really Ricky? Whose God?

  • @possessedslig
    @possessedslig 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Might get blown into the road an tha'

  • @russellbridges9779
    @russellbridges9779 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    auntie norahs ripped up tennis ball 🎾 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

  • @the-np4mr
    @the-np4mr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy based karl lmfao

  • @thelman1983
    @thelman1983 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Boooo you’re not freakish enough! Booooo!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @inkybitz9254
    @inkybitz9254 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The woman eating with her feet had no arms! Thats why she used her feet. 🙃

  • @tortoise704
    @tortoise704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This has aged wwll

  • @IanSturtivant
    @IanSturtivant 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Steven Merchant . You’re not funny. Copying Peter Kay re the 8yr olds sliding on their knees. Why? Bartitsvah?? Really? Pillock. That’s crude but not funny.
    Karl - on some kind of spectrum - but sometimes quite amusing.
    Now, Ricky, I like. He has talent. At first he comes across as a right prat but actually I think he’s okay.

  • @michelereddicliff307
    @michelereddicliff307 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    U no but

  • @kirstenferguson8204
    @kirstenferguson8204 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy Moly 🤣🤣🤣 I just wanna adopt Karl if I was sitting next 2 a woman freak who can eat wif her feet & she wisny hungry I wid b more inclined 2 u Steve 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm sore laffing

  • @dmc6262
    @dmc6262 ปีที่แล้ว

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