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I love how James is trying to avoid his fate of talking about turkey again, he will run of out of thanksgiving horror movies until all that is left is his doom.
My dad is Peter DePaula who plays Mistake the guitar playing mime! This is such a pleasant surprise! Home Sweet Home has become something of a cult classic for my family, and my dad has many hilarious stories about the making of this wonderfully bad movie. I’ve been a big fan of James and The Kill Count series for a while now but I never expected he would do a kill count on Home Sweet Home cause it was so obscure and terrible lol! BTW my dad is OVER THE MOON that you did a video on this terrible masterpiece! He loved your, “How many Bodies by Jake?” joke that made him crack up. Great work as always James! Thanks!🤙
"The filmmakers forgot to light it at all!!" "....It didn't look this bad in the daytime driving in...." "Didn't look like WHAT!? SOLID BLACK!?!?!" I don't know why I find this bit so hilarious XD
I’ll say that the car hood kill is unironically one of my favorite kills in any movie. It’s simple, fast, unexpected, brutal without gore, and really funny.
Ahhh the infamous Thankskilling 3. A movie so bad that not even James, the man who watched all of the Leprachaun movies and Jack Frost, could cover it.
Mistake was a pretty good character, from his silent humorous act to the relationship with Angel and his magic tricks, despite his winey act and his odd name
@@PanzerShrek94 in terms of output: definetly But there are too many factors that make it fatal 1. You can‘t get rid of the nuclear trash that comes with power plants, sure you can store them, but you gotta renew the storage every 20 years 2. Humans make mistakes, that‘s quite fatal as well for the power plant, and even if a computer is managing everything we still gotta rememeber it‘s programmed by a human There are other arguments against it but I am kinda lazy rn and just want to watch the Strangers Kill Count Ok idk why I wrote this in the first place so... um...
I died when I heard “gravy”. The hell is it coming out of a turkey’s mouth for anywa... oh yeah it’s Thankskilling three, makes complete sense when it’s in that almost shitload of a movie
THE KILLS 🔪🩸 2:19 Nameless victim 3:04 Little old lady 6:31 Harold Bradley 7:27 Business Wayne 7:57 Gail 8:15 Linda 9:10 Maria 9:26 “Mistake” Bradley 10:42 Scott
When I saw this upload I was like “of course you found another one” you can’t hide from thankskilling 3 James thanksgiving themed horror movies are eventually going to run out and then you have no choice
@FZ MystiC At a holiday time like Thanksgiving a grandma likes to give you food, however the joke is I would rather watch a kill count video. Humour isn't for everyone
Bro i put this on for background noise to play a relaxing game and this has to be one of the most funniest kill count video ever, all the times James says "what the fuck" made me laugh way too hard
FYI everybody remembers that he had a monicle, but actually he didn't this is called the mandela effect, it happens when you remember something falsely like the monopoly man and his none-existent monicle
I’m laughing TO TEARS with this review. The looped screams got me laughing non stop. Just typing this makes me laugh, ahaha. Thanks guys, this was amazing :D
I’m just imagining that he’s just “oh shit! It’s almost thanksgiving. I need to find a thanksgiving themed horror movie so I don’t have to cover thankskilling 3 *finds blood rage and home sweet home* yes now when that’s done I have to research other thanksgiving themed horror movies”
11:00 I will say out of all the monotone reactions to dead bodies in this movies the cops calm reactions are actually probably the most realistic as im sure there’s a good number of cops who are probably used to seeing dead bodies and kinda go num to it
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Love your videos dead meat
Will you upload tomorrow?
Dead Meat have a good thanksgiving
You should make a separate channel that does kill counts for horror games
I love how James is trying to avoid his fate of talking about turkey again, he will run of out of thanksgiving horror movies until all that is left is his doom.
I cant wait until we get to talk about the whole thankskilling series
@@meevib there's only 2
I mean as long as movie companies keep making holiday cash grab movies James should have a bottomless barrel to dig through.
It’s inevitable…
This is his "Final Destination".
James gradually adding to his outfit every time they say “business” is my new favourite thing
My meme senses are tingling.
Ibwould like this but its at 69 likes
The bond between Angel and Mistake is actually wholesome.
ikr. Too bad they didn't have more sibling scenes.
I wish I had an older brother who liked Kiss and put on mime makeup. That's not a joke. I really do.
That "I love you" scene really makes Mistakes deaths one of the saddest horror movie deaths.
Ikr
Yeah, I like Mistake.
"Heeeey, you want a beer?"
*Screams of incredible agony.*
"Beer has empty carbs, you idiot!" LOL! XD
He was just offering a beer. He didn't have to strangle him to death.
Or you wanna smoke some pot?
Lolol
My dad is Peter DePaula who plays Mistake the guitar playing mime! This is such a pleasant surprise! Home Sweet Home has become something of a cult classic for my family, and my dad has many hilarious stories about the making of this wonderfully bad movie. I’ve been a big fan of James and The Kill Count series for a while now but I never expected he would do a kill count on Home Sweet Home cause it was so obscure and terrible lol! BTW my dad is OVER THE MOON that you did a video on this terrible masterpiece! He loved your, “How many Bodies by Jake?” joke that made him crack up. Great work as always James! Thanks!🤙
Tell your dad his was the only actual acting in the whole movie. ;) 😉
Your daddy is a great guitar player!
Was it him playing the guitar?
The “business” cuts are the best jokes you’ve ever done.
He get more of dad worbukes even time he say business it's funny too me.
Oh yeah.
Ikr
I will body slam ya 6:30
New meme template
Character: **dies**
Other Characters: oh sucks
Other characters: Damn. That dude owed me five 5$ XD
*looks at dead body* Mm , I wonder what happened..
is she dead? looks like it
Eh, just a body.
What’s going on around here?
5:49 business
6:07 Buisiness!
7:16 B U I S I N E S S ! !
And thus, a meme was born
Learn to spell then repost
@mason krabbe nobody cares this is a TH-cam comment redditor.
BUSINESS GODDAMMIT
Mason Krabbe that's the joke
"G R A V Y."
I haven't even seen this movie yet and I know I'm gonna love it.
I N S P A C E
N I C E T I T S B I T C H
Weird part is thankskilling 2 doesn't exist
@@dylanthebiguy actually that's the joke, they skipped 2 and went straight to 3, it ain't funny if you ask me
@@shinya_2543 oh............ok heh
No one:
James: *puts on a monocle*
but seriously the increasingly dapper "BUSINESS!" cuts are amazing
Next thing we know he will be wearing a giant mustache and fancy suit
Haha so funny 😐
I love how it just gets increasingly more Dapper!? 🤣
@@gothtearz shut up bill
Barack Obama - 😡😡😡😡😡
People in this movie: *sees a dead body*
Also the People: *acts like they see dead bodies on a daily basis*
SLYbox and then they see one in real life and act the same way
*Sees dead body* oh no... Well, who's hungry?
SLYbox 200 likes!
@raging_ aura_blaz Excuse me?
Do you NOT just have them in your closet?
"The filmmakers forgot to light it at all!!"
"....It didn't look this bad in the daytime driving in...."
"Didn't look like WHAT!? SOLID BLACK!?!?!"
I don't know why I find this bit so hilarious XD
HONESTLY like james actually fucking sent me with that part
"What's going on around here" That line sounds is some Resident Evil level voice acting.
Bwecfast
Dude that my exact thought! Fun fact...that line actually IS in Resident Evil REmake! Jill - "Whats going on around here? I can't figure it out."
I just posted this! And noticed this after. lol
Fax
Gulag Gunner whats goin on around here , an orgy or somethin?
I dunno but i find it funny when she just screamed five times like a broken recorder
And you can also hear the grunt of the killer under each scream, it's hilarious
It sounded more like a dying peacock.
Hey, that High Enough vid's popular for a reason.
"Unless your name's Cheryl, Carol, or Cristal.." I love the Archer refence.
Thank you for saying that. I didn't get that joke at first.
Or maybe he got strangeld by the gigantic hands of Lana
or Cherlene that one season.
Glad someone else caught that, had to scroll a while to find a mention of it in the comments.
I was wondering
I’ll say that the car hood kill is unironically one of my favorite kills in any movie. It’s simple, fast, unexpected, brutal without gore, and really funny.
6:30
Ahhh the infamous Thankskilling 3. A movie so bad that not even James, the man who watched all of the Leprachaun movies and Jack Frost, could cover it.
Thankskilling 3 is inevitable though as long it’s not directed by Victor Salva
G R A V Y
thankskilling 3 looks kinda funny tbh. I need to watch it
Lol
I swear he already counted it
Edit: it was carnage counted, but James hasn’t done anything with it
thankskilling 3: * exists *
james: i...i cant, not again, im not strong enough
Mistake was a pretty good character, from his silent humorous act to the relationship with Angel and his magic tricks, despite his winey act and his odd name
Angel and Mistake have one of the most wholesome sibling relationships I've seen in a horror movie and it's really sweet.
Wayne: *Says anything*
James: *Business intensifies*
James:
Turkey:
James:
Turkey:
James: Yo-
Turkey: G R A V Y
Angela Ziegler IN SPACE
R/wooosh
*_GRAVY!_*
@@Wwillow1992 IN SPACE!!
@ even when a dragon attacks. But, hey, free armor for my collection
6:30 one of the best scenes in a movie ever
It was the funniest kill I’ve ever seen from any horror movies! 😂
Its my impression or the dude jumping screams
"HYAAA"?
I wasn't expecting it and I laughed so hard
The scream loop is the best thing I’ve ever experienced omg
*sees dead body*
"What's going on around here?" the most nonchalant reaction ever
Wait, that’s your reaction to a dead body? You sound like you just ran into some unexpected traffic.
Don't you react that way?
0 0 no I don’t.
@@Skalopulton301 are you sure?everyone I knows reacts that way.
0 0 you must be living in the same town as this movie.
“See’s a dead body”: WhAtS gOiNg On HeRE
I wouldve preferred owen wilson saying "Wow"
*G R A V Y*
Hitman: Absolution guards be like.
Someone sees Bradley's body: "that's free real estate"
Not gonna lie that is definitely me when I see a dead body
"This blade is so blue that there might be some orcs around"
Oh James a good old Hobbit joke
He totally mordored that joke...
Bruh
@@isaacearl1557 bruh this reply thread is for LOTR jokes only, don't make a Hobbit of nonjokes, or I'll Ring your neck. 😅
Bro, this woman directed an anti renewable energy documentary, a porn flick and this. I can’t even begin to imagine what kinda person she is irl
well she is right that green energy is not so green.the best kind is nuclear.
@@PanzerShrek94 Yeah, but that green is glowing and has more than two eyes.
@@Domidomi85 all forms of energy have some downside
@@PanzerShrek94 in terms of output: definetly
But there are too many factors that make it fatal
1. You can‘t get rid of the nuclear trash that comes with power plants, sure you can store them, but you gotta renew the storage every 20 years
2. Humans make mistakes, that‘s quite fatal as well for the power plant, and even if a computer is managing everything we still gotta rememeber it‘s programmed by a human
There are other arguments against it but I am kinda lazy rn and just want to watch the Strangers Kill Count
Ok idk why I wrote this in the first place so... um...
@@deepdiver122 yeah and win turbines kill tons of birds every year and they are fragile and their parts cannot be recycled.same for solar panels.
thankskilling 3 : * exists *
james : *wHaT’S gOiNG oN HeRe ??”
Maddie Smith bwekfast
His reaction to the first Thankskilling, with the turkey hitchhiking and the driver demanding sex, still kills me. "What the fuck is this movie?!"
“Business!” Those cuts killed me every time
Business.
@@TomFrichek
🎩
🤓
*BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!!*
I'm here to discuss BUSINESS!!!!
@@theabelrojoazulchannel2424
🎩
🍸🤓🍸
*BUSINESS!!!!!!!*
please tell me I'm not the only one who lol'd at "I need a BEEER!!!"
4:08 That was best line in the movie.
actually, my favorite quote from the movie is 3:50
"I need a BEER!!!
- the best thing from "home sweet home"
so were just going to ignore 2:14
And 6:30
Sounds like one of my best friends
Let's just appreciate the effort he's put into the little shelf in the back left over the years
CHARACTER GETS THEIR HEAD CRUSHED BY A HOOD OF A CAR
Other character : lmfao
Technically, it's the hood, not the car itself
I died when I heard “gravy”. The hell is it coming out of a turkey’s mouth for anywa... oh yeah it’s Thankskilling three, makes complete sense when it’s in that almost shitload of a movie
G R A V Y
G R A V Y
G R A V Y
DraggingOversight G R AV Y
E V I L D E A D R E F E R E N C E
the siblings relationship is so wholesome and the repeating scream omg 😂
James slowly collecting his "BUSINESS!" ensemble is my new favorite thing
"Hey, want a beer?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!"
James: “Runs out of Thanksgiving horror movies”
Thankskilling 3: “You could not live with your own failure. Where did it bring you? Back to me”.
Would make more sense if turkie said it
We all know he breaks and does, indeed, do Thankskilling 3!! And he is NOT happy about it.😂😂
That "Mistake is about to be corrected," line is pure gold and the best part of this movie, full stop.
6:52 Can we get a supercut of James saying "That's nice"? Probably my favorite part in every video it happens.
They already have just go to the channel
@@Eddie6360 That's nice
Me: Home, Sweet Home
Sees killer
Me: Work, Sweet Work
I was sad when Mistake died. :(
No one loves him, but I do
Make no mistake, I was pretty sad too
I liked him too
Same
What a mistake
Your grammar died wtih him :(
9:38 that's some serious npc energy, sounds like a guard from Skyrim.
This is so true that I wish James said something about that being like Skyrim!
My favorite is "Mistake" Bradley
He like a Animaniacs Kiss Character
imagine calling your first child mistake, how brutal
The ever evolving "BUSINESS" costumes are amazing. Earnt a like with that, easy.
THE KILLS 🔪🩸
2:19 Nameless victim
3:04 Little old lady
6:31 Harold Bradley
7:27 Business Wayne
7:57 Gail
8:15 Linda
9:10 Maria
9:26 “Mistake” Bradley
10:42 Scott
When I saw this upload I was like “of course you found another one” you can’t hide from thankskilling 3 James thanksgiving themed horror movies are eventually going to run out and then you have no choice
Axel Nilsson hopefully he does 2 next year
Tinted VisionZz there is no thankskilling 2 there’s just the original and thankskilling 3
Axel Nilsson that is so true
Blood is red,
Horror gives chills,
I’m James A Janisse, let’s get to the kills
😎
Dang that’s good
Wow so original
I love it
Let's get to the... BUSINESS!!!
Nice one
"What's goin on around here"......that sounded like it was straight out of Resident Evil on PS1🤣🤣🤣
That's because it is! Jill - "What's going on around here? I can't figure it out."
11:43 that scream made me laugh harder than most comedy movies
Me too 😂😂
Grandma: have some food
Me: no
James: have some kills
Me: yes please
Bruh this comment is so stupid
Haha
@FZ MystiC
At a holiday time like Thanksgiving a grandma likes to give you food, however the joke is I would rather watch a kill count video. Humour isn't for everyone
@@BaileyBaratheon pretty sure that it's not only grandmas that give food on Thanksgiving
@@fzmystic5568 bruh this reply is so stupid
You know the "Bodies by Jake" joke was something James had planned as soon as he hear who was in this movie. Well played my friend, well played.
"Unless, maybe your name is Cheryl, or Carol or Chris"
Me: or Karen, Kyle, and Linda
Edit 1: Wow! 700 likes!
Edit 2: 770!
Cristian Figueroa caren
Ok boomer
Ok bommer
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
Bro i put this on for background noise to play a relaxing game and this has to be one of the most funniest kill count video ever, all the times James says "what the fuck" made me laugh way too hard
7:38 is easily the funniest "wtf moment" of the video
Nobody:
Jennifer: EAAEAAEAEAEe x 6
That damn scream is stuck in my head now.
Sounds like something The Prodidgy would create
Bro I. Was literally dying from laughter at that part
I think I speak for all of us when I say:
We’re all super thankful for James, Chelsea, Lucy and everyone on the Dead Meat team! Happy thanksgiving! 🦃
Thankskilling 3: * exists *
james: I’m too weak, don’t kill me, please.
You could have done **exists**
2:28 | Was that an ARCHER reference?!
Holyyyy moly is that a muhthafucking archer reference
Love it!!!
I shit bricks too lmao James always struck me as someone who would enjoy the show but always thought he hated adult cartoons and stuff like that
I WAS SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT REFERENCE
@@bhobadger4950 Why you think such a thing?
James at the start of video: Deadmeat James
James after all that BUSINESS!! : Monopoly guy😂
monopoly guy doesn't have a monicle
@@boomboom1471 Well then...i guess ya got me there. Bad attempt at simple joke terminated by a monicle. Who would've thought🤔
FYI everybody remembers that he had a monicle, but actually he didn't this is called the mandela effect, it happens when you remember something falsely like the monopoly man and his none-existent monicle
When you’re so early that there’s no quality comments yet.
Same
Morgan Fairweather so true
an hour later and still no quality comments
There’s never any “quality” comments
Don't yall see, this IS the quality comment
Mistake and the Little Girl are my favorite characters in this film.
Newcomer: OH MY GOD, A DEAD BODY!
Officer: First time?
Well atleast his parents named him "mistake" & not "accident"
Wouldve been better if he was named Regret
@@academyjason damn you got to it first
Or Reject
Maybe his name is Mistake cuz his dad forgot to you know............
Pull out
Or Error
"Why is everyone so blase about a dead body?"
...Well it does take place in the LA area...so...
Do a kill count of the Child's Play remake
@@yxung_nif0628 it depends if it's on blu-ray
@@yxung_nif0628 also why tf are you commenting this on a reply
Yxung_nif 06 he literally just said he was doing it last week, so expect it tomorrow
me - peacefully sitting in my room
JAMES A JANISSE
"This blade looks so blue, there might be orcs around!"
Unexpected LOTR strikes once more!
I love how every time business is said James appears with more and more accessories
I was totally expecting your “let’s cut to the numbers” bit to be that looped scream again xD
Like it’s the kill count for nightmare on elm street 2 and leprechaun 2
I love how James probably had to go out and buy a cigar for 0.5s of a joke
Sara Sweets I was just thinking that cuz there’s no way he smokes 😂😂
He does smoke cigars sometimes
Nick Alonso how do you know?
Jay's yell whenever he attacks someone is fucking hilarious
I guess Mistake couldn’t play a tune to save his life.
Add me to the kill count.
I'm dead.
The Riotxmaker whoa
Insert Joker ref here
Nice.
Dead Meat 👍
"Bodies by Jake" is probably the easiest joke, but my favorite.
When he yelled “HAPPY THANKSGIVING!”
I really felt that so thanks James!
:3
Happy freaking Thanksgiving
The golden chainsaw kill made me laugh sooo hard, that death noise sounds like a steam train
I’m laughing TO TEARS with this review. The looped screams got me laughing non stop. Just typing this makes me laugh, ahaha. Thanks guys, this was amazing :D
Same. lol
Aaaaaaah,
Aaaaaaah,
Aaaaaaah,
Aaaaaaah,
Aaaaaaah.
I wonder if James frantically searches for Thanksgiving horror movies just to avoid the disgrace that is Thankskilling 3
I’m just imagining that he’s just “oh shit! It’s almost thanksgiving. I need to find a thanksgiving themed horror movie so I don’t have to cover thankskilling 3 *finds blood rage and home sweet home* yes now when that’s done I have to research other thanksgiving themed horror movies”
I love how James has something new on everytime he says, BUSINESS.
“ *Rawk and Wroll four evar* “
~Rip Mistake 😔
Very pp
No Body:
Thankskilling 3: “Gravy”
In space!
Josh Carbine The Trilogy
Hero
"Good" being a relative term. EDIT: Or did you mean this video? 🙂
I meant this video
@@brendanduffy6962 Ah. Okay.
ben trimble alright Ben trimboe
Lol, I love that James draws the line with Thankskilling 😂
He’s not he’s just trying to avoid his fate
11:00 I will say out of all the monotone reactions to dead bodies in this movies the cops calm reactions are actually probably the most realistic as im sure there’s a good number of cops who are probably used to seeing dead bodies and kinda go num to it
Ya bunch of turkeys
- James 2019
He did say that in his thankskilling kill count
He had a perfect chance to say let’s get down to business when he went to the numbers
Imagine he runs out of Thanksgiving movies, but just does a Christmas one instead of Thankskilling 3.
he should just cover the fake trailer "Thanksgiving " from Grindhouse next year to avoid it again lol
The killer kinda looks like sherk when he turns into a human in the third movie
Holy shit ur right
Second movie
nobody:
not one soul:
a low budget turkey:GrAVy
JUST THAT ONE WORD MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD AND I DONT UNDERSTAND
Adjútora I lol
@@PeakFsFw 0:30
No.. it's
Nobody ;
no one at all ;
James ; *BUSINESS*
XXXSuicidalxDuckXXX true
"DON'T YOU WANNA PIECE OF THE BUSINESS SEE WHAT IT TASSSE LIKE?!" - American Nacho Libre
Why is the “business” thing so amazing?
I'm sorry, I laughed for a solid 5 mins at the robot turkey saying "gravy"
Nobody:
Jones: PUT EM IN A COFFIN 6:31
That kill with the car hood was the most insane thing I’ve ever seen😂
Looked like a body slam
The 2nd funniest kill in all of horror, the funniest being the yellow sleeping bag in The Prophecy.
He didn’t know that he was starving until he tasted you...
BUSINESS timestamps:
1st 5:47
2nd 6:05
3rd 7:15
Have a good turkey time everone 🦃🦃
GRAVY
Gobble gobble
D o n t t e l l m e w h a t t o d o
James shouting “BUISNESS” with that cigar and hat killed me😂😂😭😭
Everyone literally everyon: we dont want this. NO ONE WANTED THIS!
Turkey: *...G R A V E Y*