Bloody Birthday (1981) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4858

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    • @Jannjo
      @Jannjo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Happy Birthday 🎉🎊

    • @ShadowYTi
      @ShadowYTi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      My birthdays tomorrow!

    • @martasurdyka2787
      @martasurdyka2787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      happy birtday

    • @lukerodriguez3990
      @lukerodriguez3990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Happy birthday 🎉🎂

    • @roadmanjake2215
      @roadmanjake2215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Happy birthday James

  • @Austin-ks8or
    @Austin-ks8or 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3969

    Curtis: *Gangsta 1000*
    Steven: *Strength 2*
    Debby: *Charisma 2,000,000*

    • @Sal3mander
      @Sal3mander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Is that a Skyrim Joke or am I crazy?

    • @MinecraftToonLink
      @MinecraftToonLink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@Sal3mander Probably just an RPG joke as a whole. Stats and all.

    • @theberserkerarmor6511
      @theberserkerarmor6511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MinecraftToonLink I think it’s just Skyrim

    • @ham6646
      @ham6646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ITS OVER 9000

    • @Austin-ks8or
      @Austin-ks8or 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Sal3mander Yes, it's a skyrim joke.

  • @VividWorlds
    @VividWorlds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5350

    James: has his birthday
    Also James: gives *us* presents
    We love you James

  • @ColinCartoons
    @ColinCartoons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5449

    Lol I like how Curtis accepts the fact that he’s arrested and knows that Debbie is still on the loose carrying on their legacy

    • @truckerrouter3192
      @truckerrouter3192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Wow ikr ist a great movie

    • @AJ_IV
      @AJ_IV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Yes, the children of the eclipse pass down their ways from generation to generation.

    • @ColinCartoons
      @ColinCartoons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AJ_IV yes

    • @ColinCartoons
      @ColinCartoons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AJ_IV just like you malhare

    • @kieraplante7487
      @kieraplante7487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr

  • @Bloom551
    @Bloom551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Debbie: future acting carrier
    Curtis: 80's supermodel
    Steven: workout addiction

  • @lilynelms9515
    @lilynelms9515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5947

    James is looking Curtis-level fly in the red shirt

    • @hobelarge6389
      @hobelarge6389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Quickie whip whap Tom and he is not

    • @mikeysbusy
      @mikeysbusy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Me and James both are tauruses!!

    • @uzielyanez5975
      @uzielyanez5975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yup. He is.

    • @ImJustAwkward
      @ImJustAwkward 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I dont know if thats a rare insult or a complement

    • @JupiterKnight
      @JupiterKnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What?

  • @salvi6419
    @salvi6419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    “There’s only one thing for Curtis to do in a moment like this, strut.”
    *Staying Alive starts playing*

    • @willhotker4653
      @willhotker4653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      in that scene there is an old ford thunderbird in the background

    • @Thewhateverchannel-z5y
      @Thewhateverchannel-z5y 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "Yo steven wassup my man?"

  • @Strife5342
    @Strife5342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3613

    For what it was, it wasn't too bad for a movie about killer kids. Honestly a sequel about the boys getting out as teens or young adults and reconnecting with Debbie would have been kind of interesting to see.

    • @whiteobama8265
      @whiteobama8265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      there is a sequel under a different name tho

    • @Strife5342
      @Strife5342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@whiteobama8265 Really? Never knew. What's it called?

    • @whiteobama8265
      @whiteobama8265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@Strife5342 I lied

    • @Strife5342
      @Strife5342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@whiteobama8265 Bruh.....

    • @maureencolleen5586
      @maureencolleen5586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@whiteobama8265 😐

  • @John_Doe_Game
    @John_Doe_Game 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    That one guy saying "Its not cranberry sauce..." so calmly while shaking his head makes me laugh.

    • @thebrideofghostface
      @thebrideofghostface 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Something about how his voice sounds like that type of sing-songy voice you always see in old movies for some reason makes it extra funny.

    • @sentientpieceofcheese
      @sentientpieceofcheese 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “It’s grenadine!” -Ice Cream Man

    • @eyesofstatic9641
      @eyesofstatic9641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sentientpieceofcheese noice

    • @lun4red1tz
      @lun4red1tz ปีที่แล้ว

      HE SAYS THAAT AT LEAST A BAJILLION TIMES IN THE MOVIE

  • @Beefaronii_
    @Beefaronii_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    Just the shot of Curtis pointing a gun at another kid over hide and seek makes this movie one of my favorites already.

    • @zee-bruh5993
      @zee-bruh5993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *i see what you did there...*

    • @hound5813
      @hound5813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love your pik

  • @Ughhhhhhhhhhihate
    @Ughhhhhhhhhhihate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1982

    I love the part when Curtis says: "Don't copy my hiding place, or I'll shoot you." Then he pulls out his gun. I love this scene because he accepts that the other kid knows he's a killer and makes it known that he's in charge and if he tells, he's done for. This really just shows Curtis doesn't care, and he is extremely dangerous, despite his age. Love it!

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nice

    • @mcmlxii4419
      @mcmlxii4419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MaxconnerVR ~ Umm...okay.

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mcmlxii4419 did I miss something? Who’s MaxconnorVR?

    • @mcmlxii4419
      @mcmlxii4419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ironwraith852 It's the username of the person you replied to. Lol

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mcmlxii4419 how.... did I miss that???????? Well time to move to Nepal to live as a goat.

  • @thiccgibby9652
    @thiccgibby9652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    James: STEP IT UP STEVEN
    Also James: shit maybe I shouldn't of undersold Steven that dud is clearly the muscle of the group
    James again: yo Steven whats up my man

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, it's nice. He really develops from just the third dude to being a part of the group!

  • @icandrawyo1145
    @icandrawyo1145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    "Does an half decent gun twirl and climbs out the window to shoot some kids" fantastic love it

  • @stardragon7893
    @stardragon7893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Curtis is well on his way to becoming a supervillain. He's got the attitude, all he needs is a costume.

    • @Oleanierum
      @Oleanierum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The a kill ass song

    • @nobodyknows6208
      @nobodyknows6208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And he needs to learn to press R to reload.

    • @kazposprzatane
      @kazposprzatane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and a brain

    • @sarah_HERSELF
      @sarah_HERSELF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kazposprzatane Idk hes pretty smart in the movie

  • @boj8895
    @boj8895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    We need “STEP IT UP STEVEN” on a shirt or something

    • @commandercat10
      @commandercat10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would pay 35 bucks for it

    • @glitterree2388
      @glitterree2388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      REALLY STEP IT UP STEVEN

    • @Siennarchist
      @Siennarchist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      #stevendeservedbetter

  • @estherrodriguez3879
    @estherrodriguez3879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1158

    Can we appreciate how incredible James is a narrating every movie he does a kill count on🤣
    Happy Birthday James🎉

    • @thebigbork
      @thebigbork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Agreed, this show wouldn't be half as great as it is without James

    • @jasontachin
      @jasontachin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      rw:I agree with you pal ^_^

    • @Petrolhuffing
      @Petrolhuffing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was looking at his old videos and his confidence has boosted so much since 2-3 years ago

    • @nedesler8737
      @nedesler8737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed, he's the horror movie goat

    • @samwall1248
      @samwall1248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, what a legend. Keep it up.

  • @screamcloud5442
    @screamcloud5442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    I feel like these kids grow up to be 'The Strangers' except the Steven dies and they have to find a new psychopath.(Curtis literally has the same mask as the one guy in 'The Strangers'.

    • @soulwriter6342
      @soulwriter6342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Plot twist the strangers was the sequel all along

    • @janblau4839
      @janblau4839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Noo steven is my favorite character

    • @fireentertainment5
      @fireentertainment5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Why Not which horror movie is he

    • @casey475
      @casey475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Having this be the secret first movie to “The Strangers” would be one of the best things ever

    • @braydonsweeney3340
      @braydonsweeney3340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      when did u see it tho

  • @TuckyBlue
    @TuckyBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    Young Dwight with a revolver can’t hurt you, he isn’t real
    Young Dwight with gun:

  • @Microwaveablecrocs
    @Microwaveablecrocs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    “Happy birthday to you”
    “Happy birthday to you”
    “Happy birthday dear james”
    “Happy birthday to you”
    “And many more”

    • @ethanrobson3475
      @ethanrobson3475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      its also national hentai day as well

    • @langbo9999
      @langbo9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      💀Happy dead birthday 💀

    • @dankpotatodrewyapoo3453
      @dankpotatodrewyapoo3453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      POopy ScOoPy

    • @rydog3452
      @rydog3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ethanrobson3475
      It is?? Oh shit I gotta get on that

    • @Taschip
      @Taschip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fun fact, the happy birthday song was made in my state.

  • @fangere
    @fangere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    You're telling me, Timmy watched them murder a bloke, gets threatened with a gun, and almost suffocated in an ice box...
    Then he goes over to play doctor?

  • @redrappy8794
    @redrappy8794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Michael: Knife
    Jason: Machete
    Curtis: G U N

  • @jaimeelymm5706
    @jaimeelymm5706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6089

    this whole movie just screams “oops i killed a man, i’m such a gemini lol”

    • @jacrispy3275
      @jacrispy3275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      "Whoops... Sorry I cheated on you, babe, but I'm a Scorpiocorn. Aha!"

    • @leosruletheworld9622
      @leosruletheworld9622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I would of killed the kid killers and cheated on both Gemini and Scorpio after that. LEOS rule we are tough as hell and king of the jungle so dont mess with a LEO 👺

    • @lewis7909
      @lewis7909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @@leosruletheworld9622 do you really think what month you were born in affects your personality

    • @TwistedRagdoll
      @TwistedRagdoll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      LeosRuleTheWorld • lmao astrology headass

    • @oniichan1070
      @oniichan1070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LeosRuleTheWorld • I’m An “Aries” but strong,I’m a Leo♌️ and an Aries ♈️ how is that possible?....DNA

  • @yothisdogisbehavinggoofyaf5248
    @yothisdogisbehavinggoofyaf5248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1906

    Other slashers: *knives, hooks, chainsaws*
    Curtis: **GUN**

  • @luismesa7689
    @luismesa7689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    “Using the strength given to him by that Mickey Mouse watch” that is one of the best lines you have ever come up with

    • @oreo7259
      @oreo7259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm ur 333rd like

    • @alyssaoc9250
      @alyssaoc9250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The power of Disney's mascot is indescribable anyway XD

  • @balkthor
    @balkthor ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Binging this channel again and I have to say, James' script for both this and Sinister released a few weeks before may be some of the best writing ever. Between Dre and the Beegies, the entire Curtis at the junkyard scene is just too perfect.

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Thanks! This has always been one of my favorite episodes

    • @balkthor
      @balkthor ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DeadMeat Reminded me of a channel that was around like a decade ago called The Spoony Experiment.
      I've literally been walking around the house saying "It's .. the motherfucking D R EEEEEE" for like two days straight, especially when doing the dishes/vacuuming/etc. Curtis would approve.

  • @Donodile
    @Donodile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +950

    "I can call it a cake chart, it's my birthday, fuck off"
    This is probably one of the best quotes James has done for me in awhile after rewatching lots of his kill counts.
    Also who else here got very hungry when James blew out his candle to his Red Velvet cupcake? I want one now

    • @zeraothunderstruck3446
      @zeraothunderstruck3446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think it would've been twice as hilarious that he would've did an impersonation of Gordon Ramsay when he said, "Fuck off!"

    • @Donodile
      @Donodile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zeraothunderstruck3446 it would!!!

    • @enclavecomms.officer5219
      @enclavecomms.officer5219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got some cupcakes left over from a party, on my way. Hold strong, boss.

    • @UnIimited_Power
      @UnIimited_Power 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      À little obnoxious but meh. I'm just imagining speaking to someone like that in person. Crazy 😅

  • @mikuhatsune915
    @mikuhatsune915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    “Only one thing for Curtis to do in a moment like this”
    “Strut” I lost it

  • @blackshaman1817
    @blackshaman1817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    "Yo Steven what's up my man" is the best line I have ever heard.

  • @obesepikachu8254
    @obesepikachu8254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    The gun curtis is holding is huge compared to his hand I’m surprised if he would be able to shoot it.

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Probably a .22lr. That would be explain why he didn’t have to reload after like 8shots.

    • @forecastlotus3899
      @forecastlotus3899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Guns are huge sometimes you just can't tell how big they are

    • @evildeathcuddles886
      @evildeathcuddles886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was gonna ask why a 9 year old had his own gun and bullets. Then I realize it was the 80s and in America.

  • @folbykleetwood7462
    @folbykleetwood7462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3023

    I endlessly love how much fun James has with this Count

    • @xyzynx3190
      @xyzynx3190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Sorry that this is unrelated but that office reference though

    • @hunterr.2682
      @hunterr.2682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ashton Kutcher nice

    • @devinweathers7520
      @devinweathers7520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The whole dam meaning of
      Kid are cruel

    • @Lenai82
      @Lenai82 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dudu

    • @chelseylin6724
      @chelseylin6724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right? It’s one of my favorite kill counts cause you could tell he had a blast 😂

  • @johncorr7154
    @johncorr7154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Did he record the part where he said it was his birthday on his birthday though? That's the real question. Also Happy Birthday.
    Edit: I like how my comment gets 156 likes the first day, 1 like 2 days later and never gets seen again.

  • @princess.diamond6047
    @princess.diamond6047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    “ STEP👏🏾YOUR👏🏾GAME👏🏾UP👏🏾STEVEN👏🏾”
    Edit: Happy Birthday from me and my Siblings🥳👏🏾.

  • @sinep7913
    @sinep7913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    “ But this movie DOES have Curtis, so it’s good enough for me “

  • @chreent4807
    @chreent4807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    I’m upset that we didn’t get any sirens when James announced a boy fight

    • @Evokai6419
      @Evokai6419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's because you usually hear a different type of sirens in those cases.

    • @Genie1234
      @Genie1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well it wasn't that long

    • @gachamakingluis
      @gachamakingluis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too :(

    • @theamazingskippyman2824
      @theamazingskippyman2824 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anyone else notice the arrested Development reference in there?

  • @nina__serafina
    @nina__serafina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "Step it up Steven" is the new "Have higher standards, Bridget".

    • @trxphywaifalt
      @trxphywaifalt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I literally stan 80s movies so much

  • @herosam1390
    @herosam1390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Steven: *Exists*
    James: GET IT TOGETHER, STEVEN!!!

    • @hobelarge6389
      @hobelarge6389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quickie whip whap Tom and he is not

  • @CRAWDADDYHAHA
    @CRAWDADDYHAHA ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Stephen Is Like That One Slice Of Bread Nobody Eats.

  • @greengreed1475
    @greengreed1475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Me: *Scrolling down to see new videos*
    Dead meat
    Me: I see

  • @NicHasegawa
    @NicHasegawa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    “STEP. IT. UP. STEVEN!!” 😂😂😂😂 And Happy Birthday James! You’re awesome!

  • @horrortiktokstorytime7129
    @horrortiktokstorytime7129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1259

    Mom:Go play with the kids next door your always on your phone!
    The kids next door:

    • @lettuce_lover
      @lettuce_lover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yeah, but join their gang by murdering a witness!

    • @tremeschinion9420
      @tremeschinion9420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lettuce_lover you mean... by commiting suicide?

    • @enfod7697
      @enfod7697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you’re*

    • @pirat_UA.
      @pirat_UA. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gay

    • @leogflames
      @leogflames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are always on your phone since it is you’re
      Sorry but I had to lol

  • @Jonaegh
    @Jonaegh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    To think there was a time a teacher would see a kid pull out a gun, and their first thought is "o it's just a prop"
    Different times, man

    • @celieboo
      @celieboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know. It is sad where we are these days.

  • @-shadow-6447
    @-shadow-6447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Steven:does his own thing*
    James:STEP IT UP STEVEN!!!

  • @thefool7093
    @thefool7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    What I got from this is
    Curtis: Long range
    Steven: Melee
    Beverly: Strangler

    • @bingbonghafu
      @bingbonghafu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You mean Debbie

    • @supergatgaming6166
      @supergatgaming6166 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Super squad

    • @AlfredoGomez-kp4cf
      @AlfredoGomez-kp4cf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wanna like this, but at the same time I don't wanna mess up the 69 likes

    • @iroraccy
      @iroraccy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Curtis is the ranger, Steven is the berserker and Debbie is the rogue

    • @1UpBoi
      @1UpBoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So they're like the Mii fighters from Smash?

  • @Delta97976
    @Delta97976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Curtis ran out of bullets but didn’t think to beat them with an REVOLVER..

    • @jive290
      @jive290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Delta ikr he could of just do what I do shotgun revolver.

    • @hahacrackhead4100
      @hahacrackhead4100 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @BTGuns probably reloaded off screen or something

    • @ImJustAwkward
      @ImJustAwkward 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Alissa Moreno We all kniw what they ment, no need for english corrections

    • @arithepootisbear8091
      @arithepootisbear8091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alissa Moreno I like that you try to correct someone but then you misspell actually

    • @239_baby6
      @239_baby6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alissa Moreno he typed it right though

  • @wonderland07209
    @wonderland07209 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    this movie is one of my absolute favorites, as are the three villains. their dynamic with each other is so interesting to me and you can buy that they’re real friends while also being emotionless killers. the scene of them playing tag really gives them brief characterization. and while curtis gets all the hype (totally deserved), it’s debbie who’s my favorite. she’s such a good villain because she’s the leader and is so manipulative. she orchestrates all these deaths and gets away to keep on killing. she’s able to completely fool her mom. and i like to believe that curtis and steven are proud knowing she’s carrying on their work. as this ramble shows, i love bloody birthday and i love debbie. plus. this movie’s got excellent pacing. it’s not trying to drag things out and is a perfect quick watch

    • @Thewhateverchannel-z5y
      @Thewhateverchannel-z5y 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought Curtis was the leader

    • @wonderland07209
      @wonderland07209 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Thewhateverchannel-z5y i personally saw debbie as their leader since she tends to tell the boys what to do, but her and curtis definitely swap that position i think!

  • @ryanlesner4716
    @ryanlesner4716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Didn't the gave digger get pissed?
    " Who filled in the grave I just dug? "

    • @cw1424
      @cw1424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Probably, digging those graves are quite the task.

  • @fshgjguhergbertyuihg
    @fshgjguhergbertyuihg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    James in 2020: Hey guys I'm not doing Kill Counts as frequently so I can do other things.
    Also James in 2020: Hey guys, due to being quarantined, here's a ton of Kill Counts all the time

    • @QuakerOaths
      @QuakerOaths 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Quit spreading bullshit. He only cut back on kill counts for the first few months

    • @beawesome9198
      @beawesome9198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Prodge that’s the point.... he’s saying that he is blessing us even though he said he wasn’t going to be posting as much

    • @kesh24ful
      @kesh24ful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He did literally say in the begining of the year he was only doing 1 kill count a month. So glad he changed his mind.

    • @iggywiggy4858
      @iggywiggy4858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fshgjguhergbertyuihg XDDDD so true tho

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some surprising moments.

  • @blockyshapes7001
    @blockyshapes7001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Timmy might be bad at making Mario levels, but this kid can elude hitkids like no other.

  • @handoffate7262
    @handoffate7262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Curtis: “as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster”

  • @M00niE_k
    @M00niE_k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    It’s funny how u count kills for a living and yet still remain one of the most adorable and humble people on TH-cam.happy birthday James and many more shall come

    • @Jessica-eo5hg
      @Jessica-eo5hg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that name

    • @hotdog6867
      @hotdog6867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, what's with the name?

    • @mr.froglegs
      @mr.froglegs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crazy name man.

  • @Mimsadoodle
    @Mimsadoodle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    *”Don’t copy our hiding place, or I’ll shoot you.”*

  • @skinnermclane4467
    @skinnermclane4467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    This seems like such a cool movie. It's begging for a sequel, too. One where the three kids reconnect as adults for another birthday, when the Eclipse happens again. Debbie will have lived with a clean record, always getting off with her kills, Curtis will have done that one stint in juvie, and Stephen will be the weaker one who has been in and out of prison all his life. For their grand reunion, they plan on a mass murder of epic proportions.
    Shit I want this to be real, now.

    • @aceacebaby
      @aceacebaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      you,,, keep talking lol

    • @spacewolf7757
      @spacewolf7757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Debbie gave them away though so I think it would be cool if Curtis and Steven turned on Debbie and killed her

    • @rockcortez5606
      @rockcortez5606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fucken Keep Writing We Can Write A Movie our selves Turn it in after Quarantine

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes!

    • @theredspartan7046
      @theredspartan7046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rockcortez5606 thats a good idea

  • @molliemmm
    @molliemmm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Yo Stephen what's up my man" I love that 😂

  • @bored-z2397
    @bored-z2397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Normal people when their birthdays: celebrate and party
    James: nah imma just count sum kills.

  • @etvicity3075
    @etvicity3075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Really??? James is 31?? He looks like in his mid 20s lol
    Edit: this is my most liked comment so far

    • @lf_murmur7685
      @lf_murmur7685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      you age well when you're unproblematic :)

    • @NoThoughtAllFeels
      @NoThoughtAllFeels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      valhalla primrose thats why Bieber looks like he is 80

    • @da1mx433
      @da1mx433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh the irony

    • @etvicity3075
      @etvicity3075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@da1mx433 im being serious

    • @ronaldraygun9451
      @ronaldraygun9451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I made it 420 plz thank me

  • @alejandrofernandez1265
    @alejandrofernandez1265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Gotta make a "Step it up, Steven!" t-shirt!

    • @emekmek3197
      @emekmek3197 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/29bMQWGnqTY/w-d-xo.html ,,

  • @imkindofabozo8960
    @imkindofabozo8960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “ I can call it a cake chart, it’s my birthday, fuck off”. Haha I love that

  • @quesadeeowl7845
    @quesadeeowl7845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love how all these kids have their own killing method but when they band together they become super deadly, With the glasses boy chasing their victim with a gun, the girl popping out of every corner to strangle them, and S T E V E N always getting caught

  • @jarednewman7823
    @jarednewman7823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    Curtis: The Brain
    Debbie: The Schemer
    Steven: The Brute
    All we're missing is a bard and we got ourselves a standard balanced 4-man squad up in here.

    • @LAMENTFORLOSTLOVE
      @LAMENTFORLOSTLOVE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No one wanted to play as Tiefling probably

    • @BlazeLunaris
      @BlazeLunaris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      composed entirely of murder hobo children.

    • @craigkandell4504
      @craigkandell4504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And bob the music class kid

    • @AntonioOliveira-zs8wh
      @AntonioOliveira-zs8wh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait, ain't the brain and the schemer similar functions?

    • @jack_lol
      @jack_lol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's always some random D&D guy everywhere you go.
      Nice one, dude.

  • @ReedRichardsPhD
    @ReedRichardsPhD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Ain't gonna make a joke, since I just want to tell the Legendary Kill Counter,
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY! GOD BLESS YA💕

  • @EbenWatson
    @EbenWatson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “The great leaf gale of 1970, lost a lotta good leaves that day we did”

  • @SaraBanartist
    @SaraBanartist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "James hit Level 31! James learned Get to the Numbers!"
    Happy Birthday James!

  • @hyperhydra9042
    @hyperhydra9042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Timmy: Sees murder, gets locked in an ice box.
    Also Timmy: Hi Curtis!

  • @dragongamergirl4618
    @dragongamergirl4618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    This has to be my favorite horror movie EVER. the concept of having kids as the murderers instead, and the fact that there are three working together, (unlike Better Watch Out) is a completely amazing type of horror! It was so interesting to watch and had a great plot! IT may not be very scary, and it's not the only movie that features in its, but it's still great!

    • @alienspear8706
      @alienspear8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But not the best

    • @dragongamergirl4618
      @dragongamergirl4618 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alienspear8706 fair enough

    • @alienspear8706
      @alienspear8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DragonGamerGirl YES but still very good horror movie it just not scary

  • @Octoberseptember333
    @Octoberseptember333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “Yo Steven what up my man” 😂😂

  • @inkbile
    @inkbile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "no more movies like that for me to see" CHECK, freaking Night of the Creeps!! Camp like reanimator but even more hilariously self aware like sleepaway camp. You and chelsea would definately love it

    • @gamzeemakara7759
      @gamzeemakara7759 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed :o)

    • @sleepcrime
      @sleepcrime 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sure they've seen Night of The Creeps

  • @cryoflip5841
    @cryoflip5841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Dude the “Step it up Stephen” made me laugh so hard

    • @raynajay8847
      @raynajay8847 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Favorite part 🤣

    • @strangerjones5576
      @strangerjones5576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      have higher standards BRIDGET

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@strangerjones5576 not as high as you're expecting

    • @spamemail4933
      @spamemail4933 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      👏 👏 👏 STEP IT UP STEPHEN 👏 👏 👏

  • @p1t0grand35
    @p1t0grand35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    "step it up Steven"
    -James 2020

  • @HellOnWheel
    @HellOnWheel ปีที่แล้ว +12

    13:44 the lack of safety goggles in this scene is the most disturbing thing in this movie.

  • @conquistador2348
    @conquistador2348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Fun Fact: José Ferrer was actually George Clooney’s Uncle.

  • @tassodemo2316
    @tassodemo2316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Stephen King: kills off kids in his movies
    Bloody birthday: uno reverse

    • @redneckforlifeyeeyee9859
      @redneckforlifeyeeyee9859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tasso Demo I subbed to your channel

    • @BlitzoSuck33
      @BlitzoSuck33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't believe I'm so upset that kids weren't killed.....I'm legitimately blown that they weren't......they would've deserved it....

  • @anatolevrn2295
    @anatolevrn2295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Or there is also this movie called "Rubber", it came out in 2010 and its about a killer tire

    • @autumnr6058
      @autumnr6058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You've heard of the killer Turkey and the killer snowman and now comes the killer tire

    • @lisandq841
      @lisandq841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@autumnr6058 and then the killer sofa

    • @hardasphuk7633
      @hardasphuk7633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anatole vrn the killer bed..

    • @IvyG-C
      @IvyG-C 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg the replies haha

    • @PaolaRodriguezCalvimontes
      @PaolaRodriguezCalvimontes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Killer condom

  • @Bonniefr6678
    @Bonniefr6678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The way he said
    ‘Step it up Steven!”😂😂

  • @paluckisteven
    @paluckisteven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I’m feeling really attacked right now. Steven is doing his best damn it.

  • @kurianjames8267
    @kurianjames8267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    James: Step it up steven!
    James died in 2020 allegedly 'stabbing HIMSELF with a knife'

    • @mr.jakeoflash8884
      @mr.jakeoflash8884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      oh no

    • @bear8350
      @bear8350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’m still laughing about that he said “step it up Steven”

    • @LT0124-Mythica0
      @LT0124-Mythica0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No he didn’t

    • @axolotl7084
      @axolotl7084 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LT0124-Mythica0 wooosh

    • @Homelander1234
      @Homelander1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LT0124-Mythica0 it was just a joke.

  • @flotskryz
    @flotskryz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    James is Now 31, your James is evolving from James A. Janise into James B. Janise

  • @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000
    @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    1:19 WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD DEMOMAN?

    • @Hans93919
      @Hans93919 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'M DRUNK

    • @bendyandtacky
      @bendyandtacky ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "KABOOOOOM"

    • @Wemfsh
      @Wemfsh ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is actually the Va for the demo but “if I I were a bad demo man I wouldn’t be sittin here discussing it with you would I?

    • @LegoSnoopDogg
      @LegoSnoopDogg ปีที่แล้ว

      THEY GOT MORE ******************************************* THEN THEY GIT THE LIKES OF ME

    • @Jeffzilla07PH
      @Jeffzilla07PH ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "If i were a bad Demoman i wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with you now would i?!"

  • @lunchablecheese5931
    @lunchablecheese5931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1405

    I was born during an eclipse, and just yesterday I cried because my Cheerios were in the shape of a smiley face. Idk about that emotionless thing...

    • @AronT260
      @AronT260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Idk why but I get you

    • @pollogaming919
      @pollogaming919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Idk why but I get you

    • @lorenzodegroodt6997
      @lorenzodegroodt6997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Idk why but i get you

    • @sirrupert1254
      @sirrupert1254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wait what? Why is everyone saying that

    • @mynameisjeff484
      @mynameisjeff484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Idk why but I get you

  • @pizzalisp5427
    @pizzalisp5427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    James memed this movie so hard I had to rewatch some scenes. Also, I love Debbie's outfits and the actor playing Curtis does an eerily good job.

  • @MuchTub3
    @MuchTub3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    “It’s not cranberry sauce”
    Must be GrEnAdInE!!

  • @pattimorton380
    @pattimorton380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    6:57 this part gets me every time

  • @Mayb_Mud
    @Mayb_Mud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    “step it up,STEVEN!”

  • @Chwmrsal
    @Chwmrsal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Steven is trying his best James, give the kid a break

    • @pat6079
      @pat6079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      CAN I GET AN AMEN!?!

    • @mythos6308
      @mythos6308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      HIS BEST ISN’T ENOUGH!!!!

    • @pat6079
      @pat6079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      CAN I HAVE A WITNESS

    • @SunTzu544
      @SunTzu544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly the lock box his actor climbed in

  • @unfunnypersonnot
    @unfunnypersonnot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Basiclly the kids:
    The Girl : hitman strangler
    Kurdis: the Brain
    Steven; strongg boy

  • @randomdude-4353
    @randomdude-4353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    It would be cool to see a sequel 40 years later with the kid actors returning as the adult versions of themselves

    • @Wednesdaywoe1975
      @Wednesdaywoe1975 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's a lot harder to kill people at 50. Your knees gives out during the chase scene, and don't get me started about throwing your back out digging those mass graves.

  • @slimyderek_7139
    @slimyderek_7139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    James is legit doing a kill count on his birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES

  • @carsonsquires9753
    @carsonsquires9753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Anybody else think James was in his 20’s or something and not 31?

    • @pieloverandcandylover6461
      @pieloverandcandylover6461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same here I thought he was like 23-26

    • @kaelos5494
      @kaelos5494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah he looks pretty young ngl

    • @pef1830
      @pef1830 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is your profile picture a jull pod?

    • @donbeasley4012
      @donbeasley4012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No he was probely about 29 we started this channel.

    • @neininchnails
      @neininchnails 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carson Squires SAME OMG HE LOOKS SO GOOD

  • @niightcrawler
    @niightcrawler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Happy birthday, James! You’re the reason that i even got into horror- so thank you!

  • @FilmCriticAidan
    @FilmCriticAidan หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Once James runs out of birthday themed horror movies he must really just cover his favorites for his birthday

  • @ayushtyagi1673
    @ayushtyagi1673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    James: bloody birthday is no budget movie
    25 dollars : am I joke to you

    • @royaldeer87
      @royaldeer87 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know id love me some 25 bucks right now

  • @cluvey-1763
    @cluvey-1763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    “Yo Steven whats up my man” bro I could not stop laughing at that

  • @Sunrxku_
    @Sunrxku_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Nobody:
    James: "I'm diving into the 30's with the 3 1"
    Everyone: *say sike right now*
    I swear I thought he was younger

    • @thorodinson292
      @thorodinson292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Right? He looks like he's in his middle to late 20's

    • @Sunrxku_
      @Sunrxku_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thorodinson292 Tbh, I thought he was 25-27. When he said he was 31, I was like
      *insert shocked pikachu face*

    • @thomasduffin8330
      @thomasduffin8330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was 123 :)

    • @Malum09
      @Malum09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did always thought he was closer to 30

    • @SamLinDuer
      @SamLinDuer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      clique?

  • @Adriana-i9w3l
    @Adriana-i9w3l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    It's crazy to think this killcount is already 1 year old. Geez how the time passes.

  • @misterjohnson2140
    @misterjohnson2140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Curtis looks like a younger version of Walter White

  • @lukemckenzie0121
    @lukemckenzie0121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    “What did you do??”
    “Nothing :D“

    • @sarah_HERSELF
      @sarah_HERSELF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nothing 😁

    • @luca4mvp
      @luca4mvp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nothing 😊

    • @kylearagon8223
      @kylearagon8223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nothing 😀

    • @lebruh9603
      @lebruh9603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nothing😃

    • @kylearagon8223
      @kylearagon8223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @CHIAH TI YI Moe let me correct that for you 😃

  • @Alejandro-so6ko
    @Alejandro-so6ko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Let’s thank James because he has been doin more kill counts to keep us entertained and Happy Big Thanks To James hope you have a good Birthday later this month

  • @mahaliajean-charles9544
    @mahaliajean-charles9544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Most definitely my most favorite Kill Count! "Hey yo Curtis what up ma man!" LMAO!

  • @xXMiKuXx21
    @xXMiKuXx21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Happy birthday!!! I feel like it’s my birthday with the gift of this hilarious kill count though! Wishing you a great and fun day! 💀🥩

    • @JonahXC007
      @JonahXC007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nomable why does your comment say 16 hours ago?

    • @Charliedog1.
      @Charliedog1. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JonahXC007 Patrons I am guessing.

    • @VeryDAWD
      @VeryDAWD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JonahXC007 __ Patreon members get early access to kill counts

    • @moistchicken4635
      @moistchicken4635 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      JonahXC007 __ urs says 1 min ago

    • @JonahXC007
      @JonahXC007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rory Mortimer time to buy Paytron

  • @aydensalazar2525
    @aydensalazar2525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I’m so glad to see how far James has come since the first few kill counts. I remember when my brother first showed me the Friday the 13th kill counts. Happy Bday James!! Live it up and keep the counts coming.

    • @jamesiebuckley4087
      @jamesiebuckley4087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here i remeber when the Friday the thirteenth were being uploaded and i have watched majority of all of the kill counts from 3+ years ago. Lets just say i enjoy my gore and James (And he has the same name as me lmao)

  • @pantherzl13
    @pantherzl13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I thought it was funny when James said, “the only sexier place then against a cold gravestone is in a freshly dug grave”😂😂😂

    • @teasecondaccount
      @teasecondaccount 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Panther MexG Mary Shelley has entered the chat