Man I remember seeing this movie…I laughed so hard yo! He’s an archeologist who wears a long leather jacket…IN THE DESERT. He somehow knows martial arts, because…reasons. He’s attacked by ninja monks At a FUNERAL. He’s later attacked by Asian Spiderman. His response to his wife’s death was hilarious. Like, he really didn’t care. He mourned his assistant more than his wife. He also meets his new chick. Because…reasons. All the while, he’s being chased by 2 agents of the DEA-who, btw, have no jurisdiction in that part of the world. They literally have no reason to be in this movie. They also let him get away with all the murders. They know he’s going around murdering ppl, but they refuse to arrest him. This movie was such a train wreck…but it was awesomely funny. What a pile of trash. Awesome review man.
I totally agree. It is like they took 3 movies, cut a bunch of scenes out and then put the 3 together. It's so bizarre. But I do love the spiderman.....just cause he's there lol. Real magic, all good. Don't worry about it. So glad you enjoyed it!
@@RedEyeReviews, this movie only shows that Segal has lost it, completely, and he should give up making movies-he's probably got enough money to retire on for how many years he has left.
Honestly, this movie's title makes me laugh more than it should. It sounds like he's taking murder a little too nonchalantly at this point. I could just imagine Steven Seagal heading out the door in the morning: Seagal's Wife: "Oh hey honey, where are you going?" Seagal: "Out for a kill. I'll be back in an hour." Seriously, it sounds like the idea of killing someone is a literal walk in the park for him now lol XD
That last part with Seagal making up his own Zen sayings: ' They say , there is no mirror, there is no dust..I must kill a hundred man to get one ..or whatever 😂He is such a wanker. Great Redeye review video again.
I love that you highlighted the greatest most nonsensical line in a Segal film "I'm gonna snatch every mother f***er birthday" No idea what the line was supposed to be but any guesses are welcome.
"NOBODY expects the ninja monks! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise..." Sorry about that. 😁
This is the movie where Seagal gave up on martial arts. There was a *smidge* of the decline in the other movies, but that scene with the guy running on the wall was obviously (IMO) just a way to hide the fact that Seagal wasn't able to do martial arts stunts anymore. So, the middle distance shots of him fighting that particularly characterized his early movies is now gone, replaced by other performers doing wire-fu while using short, rapid cuts to disguise Seagal's decline.
Can’t believe the horrific green screen at the airport wasn’t mentioned. Most prints do have an actual Art of War quote at the start. Not sure why this print doesn’t. Some DVD versions hilariously don’t have the red text at the bottom of some scenes, but the beep beep beep typing sound effect can still be heard on the audio!
So by this time in his career I guess Seagal was running out of title ideas for his movies. That must be why he cut and pasted "Out for Justice" and "Hard to Kill" into "Out for a Kill." And that means we're still waiting on him to make "Hard for Justice."
Segal for the next Mortal Kombat: First style: the sit down. Segal sitd on a chair and call in a young guy to fight for him. Style two: the many coats. Segal changes coats every 3 second. Blinding his oppnent with his style, the die of shame. Third style: Nobody beats me in the kitchen. A young seagal comes to the future and kicks major ass.
Fuck me! “The place we have chosen to give the enemy battle must be kept from him.” - Sun Tzu The Art of War (page 125, Roger Ames translation) I have 2 copies of that book within reach as I write and I was able to randomly flip to a page and pick a random quote. THE WRITER COULDN’T EVEN DO THAT OR LOOK UP A QUOTE ON THE INTERNET?!? (Head slap) That aside, I’m dying with these movies because the last Seagal movie watched from start to finish was Under Siege 2...and yes, I was one of the few to lay to see it in a theater. So it’s great to get these breakdowns!
Hahaha right?!?! Literally any quote would work. So glad you are enjoying the videos! The Seagal movies just keep getting better(worse) and better(worse). Under Siege 2 in theaters must have been a trip! I would love to watch one of these movies with another 80 people haha
@@RedEyeReviews “And let me start my cynical, sassy, funny and satirical channel on Alfonso Cuarón films and I’ll start with Children of Men....huh...I’ve got nothing. This shit is too serious.” (My fan fic) You keep doing this! After Seagal, you could go on a Cannon Film (Breakin and Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo are favorites of mine), Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme, American Ninja franchise, etc, etc, etc, spree. Any ideas where yiu might go next?
@@losttribe3001 Haha exactly. It was even a little hard on the first one or two Seagal movies because they aren't terrible. But I would say right after Under Siege we start to go down hill pretty quick I will! I will do every single Seagal film, and then I think Jean Claude Van Damme. Chuck Norris would be a great one as well. WOW OK....I have never seen American Ninja. but just a short Google dive, and I will absolutely be doing all of those movies lol. They look as bad as they look good...Which is exactly what I like
@@RedEyeReviews Thank you, sir! I actually watched your "Mercenary for Justice" video after this one, but then had to zonk out (it's been a long week). Luckily, I have the whole weekend to get into your library. 😀
4:16 Seagal said : " Keep my wife's name out yo fuqin mouth !!! " 11:03 "Crows everywhere equally black, aarghhh..." ?!? Now I HAVE to watch this movie. XD
Thank you so much man! I've been really working on it so it's great to get some positive feedback. Let me know if there are any movies you want me to review. :)
Hey so glad you liked it! Dude this movie feels like they found someones script shredded in a trashcan and tried to tape it back together. But what else do you expect from Seagal?
This is one of my favorite Steven Seagal movies other than Mercenaries don't ask me why I really love them. But I think it's just because I watched them at the correct age you know 13 years old didn't know what a good movie was
Man, pro move for them to just put the writer's character notes as a freeze-frame for each bad guy. Why did I never think of that? Probably Seagal's idea, only he could have thought of it.
0:01 In my case, I was a "Taekwondo tyke." Even as a kid, I preferred Kickboxer over 'The Karate Kid'. Tong Po was such a despicable villain! 1:43 Gotta admit, I dig that motif. Something Taxi Driver-esque (or maybe Scarface-esque) about it. 7:35 The assassin really expects us to believe that the guy shot himself? Beretta's in his right hand. He has bullet holes in his left cheek and just to the right of the center of his forehead. There might be a third bullet wound, but I don't see it. The assassin is clearly insulting the audience because people were totally watching forensic shows in the early 2000s. 8:14 Did Uwe Boll edit this one?! 8:45 Would have been way cooler had it been some sort of mean-ass oriental pole arm. 10:08 That takes me back. Not enough memes were made using that song.
I just recognized, his wife in this movie is Kata Dobó, a hungarian actress who tried herself in Hollywood in that time. She did not make it, came home and as I know made a good career (I like her, she is talented and pretty, maybe with more luck she could made it to the A list or near that). I did not know she played in this movie, I feel sorry for her. I bet this is not what she thought will be when signed the contract.
This is so good. I’m just watching your vids one after the other… Seagal videos ofc. Really nice segment with your reactions. Now you gotta revisit old vids and add reactions there 😂🥲 But for real, i’m often see that in the movie reviews reviewers are often describing some hilariously bad scenes, instead showing it. So thumbs up and subscription 🙏🏻
Hard to Kill - Self Explanation, he's a tough man who is doesn't die easy Driven to Kill - Self Explanation, a man who was driven to do bad things Out for a Kill - Just sounds like he's taking a stroll one afternoon and decided to try homicide for the Hell of it
The worst thing a movie can do is mix genres, languages, and continuity. This movie did a lot to prove this true. The reviewer added mixed genres that weren't even there. Ninja is a Japanese term meaning enduring person or a phrase similar to form assassin context. The types of tattoos were/are more common in criminal elements in China, Not professional looking at all, but that is exactly what they look like in China. ShaoLin 少林 is for the most part a lost/hidden art that the government would much rather control, just like everything else in a Communist Utopia. Finding actual WuShu 武術 Masters is literally or at least practically impossible due to the cultural revolution and the suppression of history, This is kind of an advanced story board for movie that should come out within the next ten years. Sad that it was pushed through like this.
Seagal misheard the famous saying and thought that he could make himself seem thinner by surrounding himself with *short* people. Instead it just looks like Andre the Giant starring as Godzilla.
So I have watched the first 30 seconds and I know the following: Steven Seagal plays an archeologist. I've not seen this film or watched any reviews. OK, so I'm predicting the following: (I will donate $5 to charity for every prediction I get wrong) -Seagal won't just be an archeologist, but he'll be THE BEST archaeologist with the Nobel prize in archeology, and all the other archeologists are in awe of him (edit: nailed it!) -archeology will be important for about 10 minutes of the movie, after a big action fight sequence archeology is never mentioned again (edit: nailed it!) -after that time we will also find out that Seagal was a Navy Seal Ranger Alpha special forces commander before studying archeology (I didn't get this, I read the wikipedia post and it says that before becoming an archeologist he was a bad-ass thief, so I pay up) -another younger actor will do the vast majority of the fighting while Seagal hangs out at a strip club (edit: there's a strip club, and another character does a lot of fighting, but this is a pay out) -that same actor will, however, be humbled and pay homage to the great Steven Seagal at the end of the movie, because he's the best (nailed it) -Seagal will have sex with a much much younger woman at some point near the end of the movie, even though there has been no romantic interaction and chemistry, and it's not really required for the storyline (nailed it again) Edit: yup, so I owe $10 to charity
This was a indiana Jones movie except we don't have Harrison Ford in this film I watched this movie today I would say Steven Seagal was Indiana Jones in out for a kill 😂😂
@@RedEyeReviews so I take it you hate this film 🤣 it had some fun Elements in this film l would say this movie was Indiana Jones type of movie on acid 🤣 this film is silly but is not bad movie
2:36 Steven seagal claims to be a firearm expert then depict and projectile being fired from a firearm and this projectile is a bullet... but is a FULL, bullet. Like, you can still see the primer in the back of the bullet. For anyone who does not know guns. That is not how it works.
In out for a kill seagal plays a detective/archeologist/native american where he tracks down a drug-dealing actor/Kung fu artist/archeologist..wait a minute. I feel like I'm trapped in a infinite loop where seagal is an actor that uses his movies to move drugs, and he is a good guy in the movie tracking down a different actor who plays seagal in real life. 😢 kmn
Another seagal fantasy. In his dreams no one cam punch or kill him. He's invincible and the best karate man on the planet. Someone wake him up. I swear his movies are his fantasy dreams.
10:05 it's probably for the viewer's benefit. I'd assume they'd be speaking in Chinese to each other, but for the sake of the viewer's it's in English. Movie still looks awful, but this is probably the least of its problems. That said, I'm so used to seeing Seagal barely move in his movies from the 2010's that even the little bit of over the top action we get out of him, like him vs the monk ninjas or whatever, was kind of entertaining. But even this movie already looks like his career has started to become nothing but made for TV stuffs to collect paychecks.
Of all the Seagal films, this one looks like it has the cheapest sets. Like he usually films in abandoned neighborhoods in the Eastern Bloc, but these look like cheap sound stages.
Out for a Kill sounds like it came from a Steven Seagal movie title generator.
Hahaha I would say about 75% of his movie come out of that generator. Thanks for the sub my friend :)
Man I remember seeing this movie…I laughed so hard yo! He’s an archeologist who wears a long leather jacket…IN THE DESERT. He somehow knows martial arts, because…reasons. He’s attacked by ninja monks At a FUNERAL. He’s later attacked by Asian Spiderman. His response to his wife’s death was hilarious. Like, he really didn’t care. He mourned his assistant more than his wife. He also meets his new chick. Because…reasons. All the while, he’s being chased by 2 agents of the DEA-who, btw, have no jurisdiction in that part of the world. They literally have no reason to be in this movie. They also let him get away with all the murders. They know he’s going around murdering ppl, but they refuse to arrest him. This movie was such a train wreck…but it was awesomely funny. What a pile of trash. Awesome review man.
I totally agree. It is like they took 3 movies, cut a bunch of scenes out and then put the 3 together. It's so bizarre. But I do love the spiderman.....just cause he's there lol. Real magic, all good. Don't worry about it.
So glad you enjoyed it!
@@RedEyeReviews, this movie only shows that Segal has lost it, completely, and he should give up making movies-he's probably got enough money to retire on for how many years he has left.
As always you nailed it this guy wears a jacket while suffering LOL
Don't forget at the end he brings a date to his wife's funeral. lol.
This movie made me and my Dad cry laughing, We still quote "distant waters cannot quench your thirst" 10:55 lol so glad it made the cut.
"Death spares not the tiger."
Crows everywhere are equally black
Honestly, this movie's title makes me laugh more than it should. It sounds like he's taking murder a little too nonchalantly at this point. I could just imagine Steven Seagal heading out the door in the morning:
Seagal's Wife: "Oh hey honey, where are you going?"
Seagal: "Out for a kill. I'll be back in an hour."
Seriously, it sounds like the idea of killing someone is a literal walk in the park for him now lol XD
"Steven thought of that, 5 whole years before you made it good. So take that Liam Nelson!" LOL, such a backhanded complement. Brilliant.
You have saved me from actually watching these atrocities while still enjoying the EPICNESS that is Steven Seagal.
That last part with Seagal making up his own Zen sayings: ' They say , there is no mirror, there is no dust..I must kill a hundred man to get one ..or whatever 😂He is such a wanker. Great Redeye review video again.
Hahaha he is indeed. I just talks out of his ass
Thank you friend!
"is a buffet truly all you can eat if they close at 8pm?"
@@justindunlap1235 😅 That kicked my halfway into enlightenment. You sir, are a true master.
The part where he says 'if you set out for revenge, you must first dig two graves' was pinched from For Your Eyes Only lol
Seagal's other famous Zen quote "he who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky fingernail!
I’m currently watching through your Seagul series in reverse order and I CANNOT stop. So glad to have stumbled upon your channel!
I'm so glad you found it!! It's been a ton of fun making these.
I love that you highlighted the greatest most nonsensical line in a Segal film "I'm gonna snatch every mother f***er birthday"
No idea what the line was supposed to be but any guesses are welcome.
How could you not?! Seagal thinks he is the world's best improv actor and clearly....he is
He means he will kill him, and he will not have anymore birthdays. Steven snatched every birthday.
"NOBODY expects the ninja monks! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise..."
Sorry about that. 😁
This is the movie where Seagal gave up on martial arts. There was a *smidge* of the decline in the other movies, but that scene with the guy running on the wall was obviously (IMO) just a way to hide the fact that Seagal wasn't able to do martial arts stunts anymore. So, the middle distance shots of him fighting that particularly characterized his early movies is now gone, replaced by other performers doing wire-fu while using short, rapid cuts to disguise Seagal's decline.
Can’t believe the horrific green screen at the airport wasn’t mentioned. Most prints do have an actual Art of War quote at the start. Not sure why this print doesn’t. Some DVD versions hilariously don’t have the red text at the bottom of some scenes, but the beep beep beep typing sound effect can still be heard on the audio!
Lol I wanted to talk about it but just put a clip in instead. Also that is hilarious that they left the red text out but you can hear typing.
I saw this movie without knowing anything about it a few months ago and it has that problem with the text. It was amazing lol
The print Red Eye Reviews and Space Ice were using is the German print. You can see the German subtitle at the title sequence.
So by this time in his career I guess Seagal was running out of title ideas for his movies. That must be why he cut and pasted "Out for Justice" and "Hard to Kill" into "Out for a Kill." And that means we're still waiting on him to make "Hard for Justice."
Segal for the next Mortal Kombat: First style: the sit down. Segal sitd on a chair and call in a young guy to fight for him.
Style two: the many coats. Segal changes coats every 3 second. Blinding his oppnent with his style, the die of shame.
Third style: Nobody beats me in the kitchen. A young seagal comes to the future and kicks major ass.
Oh my god. you are a genius! Can we play have this game made?!
Fuck me!
“The place we have chosen to give the enemy battle must be kept from him.” - Sun Tzu The Art of War (page 125, Roger Ames translation)
I have 2 copies of that book within reach as I write and I was able to randomly flip to a page and pick a random quote. THE WRITER COULDN’T EVEN DO THAT OR LOOK UP A QUOTE ON THE INTERNET?!? (Head slap)
That aside, I’m dying with these movies because the last Seagal movie watched from start to finish was Under Siege 2...and yes, I was one of the few to lay to see it in a theater. So it’s great to get these breakdowns!
Hahaha right?!?! Literally any quote would work.
So glad you are enjoying the videos! The Seagal movies just keep getting better(worse) and better(worse).
Under Siege 2 in theaters must have been a trip! I would love to watch one of these movies with another 80 people haha
@@RedEyeReviews This is why I love your and other’s people’s channels....the worse a movie gets, the better it becomes! I love the schlock!
@@losttribe3001 thank you! Could you imagine if Seagal movies were good?! My channel would have died before it started lol.
@@RedEyeReviews “And let me start my cynical, sassy, funny and satirical channel on Alfonso Cuarón films and I’ll start with Children of Men....huh...I’ve got nothing. This shit is too serious.” (My fan fic)
You keep doing this! After Seagal, you could go on a Cannon Film (Breakin and Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo are favorites of mine), Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme, American Ninja franchise, etc, etc, etc, spree. Any ideas where yiu might go next?
@@losttribe3001 Haha exactly. It was even a little hard on the first one or two Seagal movies because they aren't terrible. But I would say right after Under Siege we start to go down hill pretty quick
I will! I will do every single Seagal film, and then I think Jean Claude Van Damme. Chuck Norris would be a great one as well.
WOW OK....I have never seen American Ninja. but just a short Google dive, and I will absolutely be doing all of those movies lol. They look as bad as they look good...Which is exactly what I like
“Perfectly natural, perfectly real”. The Segal drinking game. One drink every time you have to say that.
Holy crap I'm addicted to watching these lmao. I love listening to them while I do something else.
Yay! I'm so glad you found the channel!
Mate... "Type-2 Jet-Li"... by rights you had me in stiches hahahahaha
So glad I found your channel!
Keep up the amazing work :)
Lol so glad you are enjoying the videos :) thanks for the support.
@@RedEyeReviews no need to thank me, mate: you've earned it!
This movie feels like the stuff I wrote when I was ten
Also "Out for a kill" sounds like he is just getting Pizza
Lol Out for a Slice
The only danger of getting killed is from carbs and cholesterol😂🍕💗
"Where are you going, Honey?"
"You know just put for a kill"
I can't believe I just discovered this channel! So many videos to watch, and if they're half as funny as this one, I'm in for a treat! 😁
I'm so glad you found it :)
@@RedEyeReviews Thank you, sir! I actually watched your "Mercenary for Justice" video after this one, but then had to zonk out (it's been a long week). Luckily, I have the whole weekend to get into your library. 😀
4:16 Seagal said : " Keep my wife's name out yo fuqin mouth !!! "
11:03 "Crows everywhere equally black, aarghhh..." ?!? Now I HAVE to watch this movie. XD
I feel bad about this one. It's obviously the final project of a high school film class in which Seagal was kind enough to take part.
I wasn’t prepared for redeye to suddenly sing “stay out of my life” 😂
Just got done watching all your Seagal reviews and looking forward to more! Really enjoying your channel dude hoping that the subs keep coming.
Thank you so much man! I've been really working on it so it's great to get some positive feedback. Let me know if there are any movies you want me to review. :)
Oh man that one was really something. I think I'm going to track down a copy of this movie for my collection's "so bad it's good" section. Thank you!
Hey so glad you liked it! Dude this movie feels like they found someones script shredded in a trashcan and tried to tape it back together. But what else do you expect from Seagal?
His “wife” looked Soo uncomfortable. 😂 . H S 10:37 I just realized that’s “Bolo”
I'm new to your channel but I love your videos! Please keep them coming and keeping me laughing, thank you 💕
Thank you Mary. I'm glad you are enjoying them
@@RedEyeReviews thanks so much I really am. I've only subscribed a few days ago and I'm so happy I did 💕
This was into the era where i never saw any of Sensei Seagals movies. Good lord man
What could possibly make him think that guy is not an archeologist, he’s dressed pretty much the same
4:40 that looks just like Peter Griffin's house.
Lol it really does
This one had me in stitches! Hahaha! I'm hoping Belly of the Beast is just as dumb and ridiculous!
Well seeing how I am working on it as we speak....I can confirm. It really really is.
Marvelous! I may or may not be uploading a video today ;)
"If you give the Tiger a bunch of carrots, thou shall see him dumping a huge amount of diarrhea when the wild wind blows through your head!"
Type 2 Jet Li!!!!! Absolutely wicked bro
I am watching this, but returned to your video assuming I fell asleep and missed something. Turns out I did not.
These are wonderful. I have so many left to watch. Does it get better?
i hope my videos get better, but the quality of movie does not lol
I thought you were saving the seen he fights sitting down for a RedEye react. None the less Karate corner is comic gold!
I have to rewatch this every once in awhile a it is the funniest goddamn thing I've ever seen. I love this channel but this video is unreal.
OMG!!! WHO WROTE THIS🤣🤣🤣🤣
You never mention the insane amount of times they light his eyes
This is one of my favorite Steven Seagal movies other than Mercenaries don't ask me why I really love them. But I think it's just because I watched them at the correct age you know 13 years old didn't know what a good movie was
Standard prison attire; wear what you walked in with, until released.
"stay out of my life, stay out of my way," is what Steven says to someone in front of the buffet table.
Oh my goodness 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He really churns this shit out. Must have a lot of alimony to pay off?
That Throw it on the ground reference!! 😂
Man, pro move for them to just put the writer's character notes as a freeze-frame for each bad guy. Why did I never think of that? Probably Seagal's idea, only he could have thought of it.
Hahaha my guy Steven is obsessed with killing his family off
0:01 In my case, I was a "Taekwondo tyke." Even as a kid, I preferred Kickboxer over 'The Karate Kid'. Tong Po was such a despicable villain!
1:43 Gotta admit, I dig that motif. Something Taxi Driver-esque (or maybe Scarface-esque) about it.
7:35 The assassin really expects us to believe that the guy shot himself? Beretta's in his right hand. He has bullet holes in his left cheek and just to the right of the center of his forehead. There might be a third bullet wound, but I don't see it. The assassin is clearly insulting the audience because people were totally watching forensic shows in the early 2000s.
8:14 Did Uwe Boll edit this one?!
8:45 Would have been way cooler had it been some sort of mean-ass oriental pole arm.
10:08 That takes me back. Not enough memes were made using that song.
I just recognized, his wife in this movie is Kata Dobó, a hungarian actress who tried herself in Hollywood in that time. She did not make it, came home and as I know made a good career (I like her, she is talented and pretty, maybe with more luck she could made it to the A list or near that). I did not know she played in this movie, I feel sorry for her. I bet this is not what she thought will be when signed the contract.
Most of these actors were probably shocked and never watched the final film.
Death Wish meets Indiana Jones meets Inland Empire. It honestly feels like something not of this world.
It truly is a movie in a blender. I would LOVE to see Seagal star in an Indiana Jones spinoff. That sounds amazing.
This is so good. I’m just watching your vids one after the other… Seagal videos ofc. Really nice segment with your reactions.
Now you gotta revisit old vids and add reactions there 😂🥲
But for real, i’m often see that in the movie reviews reviewers are often describing some hilariously bad scenes, instead showing it. So thumbs up and subscription 🙏🏻
(1:34) 10:00am my aching ass.
Holy shit this is such a more fun bad movie than his later stuff. I guess being a convenient mouthpiece for dictators wears your heart out.
this was Seagal's drunk on his first taste of creative control
For sure! He realized his name could show up in more than one place in the credits and it was all downhill from there lol.
i had to find this one. you said he was gonna be a professor or something xD
Haha Chinese Spider-Man 😂 I love it!!!
Every single Hollywood Chinese cliche + Da Vinci Code
I actually like the idea of the opera fight and Chinese Spider-man...they just belong in a better movie.
Oh totally agreed. the opera fight was awesome...just not for this movie
Hard to Kill - Self Explanation, he's a tough man who is doesn't die easy
Driven to Kill - Self Explanation, a man who was driven to do bad things
Out for a Kill - Just sounds like he's taking a stroll one afternoon and decided to try homicide for the Hell of it
What does it tell you I'm not sure I've seen this movie, or just familiar with the title?
The bullets in slow mo still have their casings. The casings are supposed to eject from the side of the rifle…
If it had that much nudity, how could it have been Seagal's worst movie?
Also -nice Lonely Island reference
11:08 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can't wait for Seagal to make Out For a Walk, or Off for a Shit
There’s so many of these!
Lol there sure are
Dude you are hilarious I'm subbin
This film must be the during his "fizzy hair" era.
No freaking way man, first Segal gains weight, and now a fat Jet Li, who’s left, Jackie, Donnie, Van Damm, Norris
Does he say “I will snatch every mutha fugga berfday?”
I reckon at least half of the people who buy his movies are doing TH-cam videos about them
Lol I know I am
That’s how normal student pilots fly. If that was a real flight instructor, that wouldn’t have scared him at all
The worst thing a movie can do is mix genres, languages, and continuity. This movie did a lot to prove this true. The reviewer added mixed genres that weren't even there. Ninja is a Japanese term meaning enduring person or a phrase similar to form assassin context. The types of tattoos were/are more common in criminal elements in China, Not professional looking at all, but that is exactly what they look like in China. ShaoLin 少林 is for the most part a lost/hidden art that the government would much rather control, just like everything else in a Communist Utopia. Finding actual WuShu 武術 Masters is literally or at least practically impossible due to the cultural revolution and the suppression of history, This is kind of an advanced story board for movie that should come out within the next ten years. Sad that it was pushed through like this.
Seagal misheard the famous saying and thought that he could make himself seem thinner by surrounding himself with *short* people. Instead it just looks like Andre the Giant starring as Godzilla.
So did they know he wasn’t there for Majang just like he knew that guy wasn’t an archeologist
Lol it's so convenient
Indiana Groans
Wow no love scene... That was surprising 😂
So I have watched the first 30 seconds and I know the following: Steven Seagal plays an archeologist. I've not seen this film or watched any reviews. OK, so I'm predicting the following: (I will donate $5 to charity for every prediction I get wrong)
-Seagal won't just be an archeologist, but he'll be THE BEST archaeologist with the Nobel prize in archeology, and all the other archeologists are in awe of him (edit: nailed it!)
-archeology will be important for about 10 minutes of the movie, after a big action fight sequence archeology is never mentioned again (edit: nailed it!)
-after that time we will also find out that Seagal was a Navy Seal Ranger Alpha special forces commander before studying archeology (I didn't get this, I read the wikipedia post and it says that before becoming an archeologist he was a bad-ass thief, so I pay up)
-another younger actor will do the vast majority of the fighting while Seagal hangs out at a strip club (edit: there's a strip club, and another character does a lot of fighting, but this is a pay out)
-that same actor will, however, be humbled and pay homage to the great Steven Seagal at the end of the movie, because he's the best (nailed it)
-Seagal will have sex with a much much younger woman at some point near the end of the movie, even though there has been no romantic interaction and chemistry, and it's not really required for the storyline (nailed it again)
Edit: yup, so I owe $10 to charity
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I think Segal has the record for mass crappie movies. Got to hand it to him never give up
This was a indiana Jones movie except we don't have Harrison Ford in this film I watched this movie today I would say Steven Seagal was Indiana Jones in out for a kill 😂😂
I got the exact same vibes from him
@@RedEyeReviews but I think Harrison Ford would get pissed if I compared him to seagal the only difference is Harrison Ford can act
@@seekforjannah2432 I can't imagine anyone not being upset being compared to Seagal. Lol
@@RedEyeReviews 😂😂😂😂
@@RedEyeReviews so I take it you hate this film 🤣 it had some fun Elements in this film l would say this movie was Indiana Jones type of movie on acid 🤣 this film is silly but is not bad movie
The art of war bit!!!
.....they say man on toilet, ..high on pot
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I wear a long black leather trench when i watch these reviews bruh
2:36 Steven seagal claims to be a firearm expert then depict and projectile being fired from a firearm and this projectile is a bullet... but is a FULL, bullet. Like, you can still see the primer in the back of the bullet. For anyone who does not know guns. That is not how it works.
Seagal is what Tarantino wishes he was.
What the fuck was Harvey doing in this film 🤣
I heard he actually, literally breaks people’s arms during fighting scenes, and then blames it on their lack of coordination 😬
All the sayings by him need to be on a hat
In out for a kill seagal plays a detective/archeologist/native american where he tracks down a drug-dealing actor/Kung fu artist/archeologist..wait a minute. I feel like I'm trapped in a infinite loop where seagal is an actor that uses his movies to move drugs, and he is a good guy in the movie tracking down a different actor who plays seagal in real life. 😢 kmn
The same thing he wears In every other movie😂😂😂
Is there a Seagal movie where the villains are not Asian or Russian?🤷
Not after 2000
Another seagal fantasy. In his dreams no one cam punch or kill him. He's invincible and the best karate man on the planet. Someone wake him up. I swear his movies are his fantasy dreams.
Is there anything that Steven Seagal can't do?
It's funny how the movies go from good action movie to whatever this is lol
Whole Mullet enters Half Moon
10:05 it's probably for the viewer's benefit. I'd assume they'd be speaking in Chinese to each other, but for the sake of the viewer's it's in English.
Movie still looks awful, but this is probably the least of its problems.
That said, I'm so used to seeing Seagal barely move in his movies from the 2010's that even the little bit of over the top action we get out of him, like him vs the monk ninjas or whatever, was kind of entertaining.
But even this movie already looks like his career has started to become nothing but made for TV stuffs to collect paychecks.
Did they hire writers who were fired from porn for writing lame titles to name all of these Steven Seagull movies?
Out for a takeaway stars Steven Seagull the master of gibberish and bullshido
Steven Seagull is Robert Burns in out for a takeaway
Those green screen skies are just terrible
Of all the Seagal films, this one looks like it has the cheapest sets. Like he usually films in abandoned neighborhoods in the Eastern Bloc, but these look like cheap sound stages.
This movie was still entertaining, why would Seagal gets a haircut if he is wearing a whig?
I’m not even trying to be funny, but these movies are still better than Twilight and 50 Shades of Gray, so in reality, they’re not that bad 💯