7:06 that’s worse because the cartilage, the tissue that holds your bones together, is now damaged which is one of the few tissues that don’t regenerate/replenish unlike bones
Knive_Hunter I'm reading the comments while the video is playing, and I came across your comment and I was confused, until the video showed what you were talking about 😂
1:41 Dang, if only I was that lucky. A few years ago, i was wearing sandals in the park and a shard of glass went right through the sandals and impaled my foot.
Last Sunday, my dad forgot his soda on thr roof while driving. We were in heavy traffic. So we were driving slow. When we got home it was still on the roof. LoL XD!
@jon gamer ok so that girl said 'do u like anyone' and the perso responded 'yeah, i like u' but in a short way known as 'yeah, u' however then she responded 'um i have a boyfriend' and that dude just saved himself by saying that he actually asked her.
@@Christian_.e it mean the girl said do you like anyone then the guy replied yeah,you which mean yeah i like someone.You do you like someone and the girl thought the guy said she was the one the guy liked and the girl said immediatly umm i have a boy friend and the guy said yeah,you?** which means he forgot to put an ? at the ending then the girl laughed for her mistake
You'd be surprised oh how weak most cars front shield is against things like this, my uncles friend had a similar situation like in that video, difference is it's a sharp metal pole and it impaled him right through the face.
If theres a truck with those things behind u and it stops suddenly and due to inertia those slab kinda things fall in front and might hit something in front
The first thing you do when something small is going to a drain : Pick it up And if you try to recreate the scene just to post it online , trust me you need medical attention !! 😂😂
one time i was riding my bike and a bee hit my glasses, so hard they had a little bit of blood on them (from the bee) and a different time, i was shopping and i leaned forward to look at a display, my shirt got caught when i was standing up and i slammed my face into it, my glasses got a massive scratch right where my eye is. the metal price tag thing would'vs went right into my eye. thanks glasses!
4:31 I guess the guy who posted number 28 doesn't understand that sinks are DESIGNED with situations like this in mind... Hence the lower inside lip that allows water to overflow into the second sink.
Probably compliment since I'm guessing that a shark (if they can sense a body to fat ratio) would prefer a fatty food since it willl give it more energy.
3:55 me too have that close call, when I was brushing my teeth (I did not checked it earlier and after brushing I fell that a small thing is in my teeth, when I took it out, I saw it was a big bug, not too big
My friends Mother Almost had her toe cut off 🤣So me and my friend were in her room and we hear her mom scream so we run out there saying “WHATS WRONG!!!!!!”And she says “Look down the knife that we got from Costco almost stabbed my foot off 😂”
I had a very close call once when I was walking through a golf course and some one said 4 and all my family members had ducked until the ball just missed my head so I am very lucky to not be dead 😎. My dad went CRAZY 😱
My sister read the hole series and said I'm gonna be a medic cat when I grow up or something. I had to tell her that doesn't exist. She started crying really bad. It was funny. But she me told all about the 5 or how ever many clans there are. So I started reading I just finished the first one. Lol.
9:16 but what if she/he just put his/her feet beside the knife and it landed before he/she sees it? (that is a girl I think) (AND I HATE EVERYTHING) (ok I'm done hating)
My dad once forgot to wear his seatbelt and crashed. He was thrown into the passenger seat. When he tried to sit back up he found that a stop sign was lodged in the chair right where his neck would have been had he been wearing a seatbelt. Another time he was driving along icy roads at night when his car began to skid. He lost control completely and he started spinning... towards a gas station. His car straightened out right as he went between two pumps, just barely saving him and whoever was working the station at the time from being blown up. The car caught traction on the road again and continued driving without skipping a beat
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19 how is that lucky?
2:38 meatball almost landed on Italian farm
A farmy chance of MEATBALLS
Farmy with a chance of meatballs
@@prettyflacko1679 AHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA UN FOTTUTO ITALIANO SERIO
@@KarmaOTS hahahaha
Today’s weather report says that it is cloudy with a chance of meatballs in the city of FarmVille.
7:06 that’s worse because the cartilage, the tissue that holds your bones together, is now damaged which is one of the few tissues that don’t regenerate/replenish unlike bones
SCIENCE BITCH
Dang, that was pretty cool.
@@marygracemata2349 you need to learn more about science but I still hate EVERYTHING
@@marygracemata2349BITCH BULLCRAP U
@@ariawirasmara746...
Thumbnail is the first thing shown
*goals*
Yaas!!
daily dose of internet?
To prove it’s not clickbait(cough cough, bright side, cough cough)
@@BlurryDoggo shutup also jesus is staying with me today
WhiteBlock CC daily does of internet is the best
1:17 at the top right the guy wearing a red jersey using his force to stop the baseball bat 😂😂
Justin Reyes
You copied someone’s comment!
Lol😂😂😂
Apple With eyes what are you gonna do? Sue him?
He save the boy xD
@@arleneochia9617 Who's big ed?
“The drain had mercy”😭😭what a nice drain
Alexa Don IT SHOULD OF BEEN INVITED
Somebody stepped on the drain and the drain shook then the ring fell
well then...
What’s a wedding band
Alexa Don it was fake. If it fell it would have bounced and couldn't be steady enough to not fall.
1:04
When you haven't showered for 5 days and the shark says your disgusting.
...
Like you
@@juanalino2554 why are you hating, too salty?
It was pretty equal to your comment so I guess you're both salty
who told you to answer us?
From now on my whole body will be wrapped in penny's and nickels
TheCat48 meow yeah, all presidents, celebs and even me would super glue nickels and pennies
*Gets kidnapped by broke person*
TheCat48 meow lol
😂
TheGuyWhoIsA Cat I do not want to be on you ew 🤢🤮
1:43 “Well, That Was Close” *has nail in foot*
When you dont have any ideas on titles
: Close call
i know its so annoying'
Knive_Hunter I'm reading the comments while the video is playing, and I came across your comment and I was confused, until the video showed what you were talking about 😂
Cy Unicorn same
@@isabeasa lmfaaaaaaaooooooooo. Same.
Knive_hunter True
1:41
Dang, if only I was that lucky.
A few years ago, i was wearing sandals in the park and a shard of glass went right through the sandals and impaled my foot.
sorry to hear that 😔 but that's a nail so she would still need to get a tetanus shot
1:15 Lol the guy on red was using the force but the guy with an A on his shirt countering him 😂
Psycho Bitch lmao
Use the force
Yeah but the guy in the right hand corner. Bruh he's trying
*_LMAO_*
Omg lol
*HOW DID 2 EURO COINS SAVED A WW1 SOLDIER?!*
ohhhhh cheeeese
4 and I doubt he was unscathed
That is fake, didn't they use reichmarks
They aren’t euros, if you look at the date on them, they were made well before the euro was invented
3
2:45 *Boulder nearly takes out Italian farm house* NEARLY?! It rolled through it... there's a whole portion of that house missing now.
Reaperdeathpunch look to the right that’s the house the stuff the boulder broke through was the farm.
@@ItsAMiiMario. doesn't matter, it still rolled through it as it is attached to said house, making it part of the house.
@@Reaperdeathpunch but it didnt hit the actual house
Thats not The House 😂
Dude the boulder only got the camp and not the HOUSE.
House= residence
Camp= place where you grow plants
Got it now?
#6 If a shark bit me and decided not to eat me I'd be offended. 😂
Eli'Yah Busby XD
Eli'Yah Busby XD
Don’t. Sharks eat seals so if it ate you it would think your a big fat sea mammal.
Eli'Yah Busby XD
Atomic_Storm id take it as a compliments sea doggos are cute
My great grandfather was shot in the leg in World War II and was saved by his pocket watch
My great grandfather shot in World War II a soldier into the leg who was saved by his pocket watch
WORLD WAR III
Yeah i was wondering why my grandfather was talking about shooting somebody in the leg but didn't get hurt hmmmmm
Woah
“My “dad” was shot by some cat plant air thingy almost killed hum but the watch from the breast pocket saved him”
4:20 *_WORKER! THIS IS THE LAST OF MY HAMON! TAKE FROM ME!!!!!!!!!_*
Jojo
1:20 the guy in red is using the force to stop the bat
Rishitha Karpakalingeswaran sshhhh they are superheroes
Cosmic Gaming 😂
Rishitha Karpakalingeswaran lol
U copied this joke...
Rishitha Karpakalingeswaran he is superhero
3:55
Me: *brushing teeth*
Me: sees what is on vid
Me: make sure tooth brush doesn't have bug in it
Last Sunday, my dad forgot his soda on thr roof while driving. We were in heavy traffic. So we were driving slow. When we got home it was still on the roof. LoL XD!
3:34: matrix dodge
Look at the person's feet. They probably bounced back up and bumped into the creature.
Ah fuck why am i trying to imagine that now
Wait, is that a venomous stingray?
Lol
"Do you like anyone?"
"Yeah, you"
"Um, I have a bf"
"Yeah, you?*"
"Ohh, haha"
Nice save😂
Lulu Rose Skyrim jokes are the best
My brother can't beat this guy..in skyrim elders scrolls
If she has a boy friend why would he ask yeah, you?
@@anthonymore7381 GREAT POINT
@jon gamer ok so that girl said 'do u like anyone' and the perso responded 'yeah, i like u' but in a short way known as 'yeah, u' however then she responded 'um i have a boyfriend' and that dude just saved himself by saying that he actually asked her.
3:56 the insect is dabbin'
Oooooof
nick arvel When you gotta comment something (Me rn) 🤣
*How to make something disgusting funny*
Lol
They dont have arms idiot
If a shark bite me and didn't eat me and left I would be offended
Snacc
lol
He attacc, but he need to protecc his thicc kids
3:44 when you run out of toilet paper and…
At 1:52 that was the funniest😂😂😂i couldn't stop laughing
BLACKPINK IS THE REVOLUTION Lover I don’t get it. Can you please tell me what it means
@@Christian_.e it mean the girl said do you like anyone then the guy replied yeah,you which mean yeah i like someone.You do you like someone and the girl thought the guy said she was the one the guy liked and the girl said immediatly umm i have a boy friend and the guy said yeah,you?** which means he forgot to put an ? at the ending then the girl laughed for her mistake
OHHHHHHHHH LMAO
BLACKPINK IS THE REVOLUTION Lover Oh now I get it thanks.
Someone.You
3:43. I always let the toilet paper hang a little lower than the stall just incase someone doesn’t have any in the next stall😂
9:04 imagine that rolling back and posting it on scoop but where the toilet paper fell in the toilet
nice one
Yes
6:23 HOW THO
Dummie?! It almost hit him at the driver's seat. That is why.
@@i_watch_anime4236 dummy*
But you're the dummy
@@KalBearMusic oh FUCK UP
You'd be surprised oh how weak most cars front shield is against things like this, my uncles friend had a similar situation like in that video, difference is it's a sharp metal pole and it impaled him right through the face.
What about the another sit?
#41: When that metal sheet that you bought at Home Depot jut wont fit in your car.
Damn... how lucky! Plus just I got the notification now..?
TheFinalZone99 jeez
Squad Talk
MR NICE GUY
Sparkling Trash I like your name
Most of this are fake
1:56 DAT SAVE THO
Kris Kaluger can you explain what the save was I don’t really get it
Gatlin Adams He saved himself from getting into the _friendzone_
GreenRed thanks it makes way more sense now
Ikr
Gatlin Adams he's asking it as a question smart
3:39 I laughed harder then I was suppose too😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
6:26 HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN!!!
If theres a truck with those things behind u and it stops suddenly and due to inertia those slab kinda things fall in front and might hit something in front
Captain Lollipop ikr
But there's one in the back too
DAB POLICE that would be one that also fell off
Captain Lollipop something just fell onto the car. So simple as.😎
#10
Brings back bad memories. I actually stepped on 2 of them once. Straight in the foot. 😣😥 Luckily, it didn't get infected. Nice video by the way.
Me too but I had a shoe on so it hurt me but not as badly as if I didn't have the shoe on
Esther Juarez same it went straight through my right foot
SAME
Esther Juarez OMFG
When i was little i stepped on one of those fake plastic legos that always break easily and the broken part was sharp and stabbed into my foot
the first one
German Soldier: **Shoots someones Great Grandfather**
**coins absorb the shot**
German Soldier: WUT HE HACKS
sieg help
Lmao so true
@@alexiguess6018 No that's not true... It's
SUPER DUPER OMEGA TRUE
More like “WUT ER HACKS” that’s German
The first thing you do when something small is going to a drain :
Pick it up
And if you try to recreate the scene just to post it online , trust me you need medical attention !! 😂😂
Lol ikr
Lol true though
'Drain have mercy'.....
me: WooW👍😂😂😂
4:38 close call for that excavader
Now the main question is how did it get on top of the building
🤔🤔🤔
Air drop? Forkknife troops must've spawned them in. Stupid forkknifers.
Probably by Crain on helecoptor
Hmm...
They assembled it once they were up there. That is how they build tall buildings. They just build them on top.
00:45 is fake if that happend to me I would pick it up right away, not take a picture of it
Emmanuel Ortiz Dumb people (NOT YOU) dumb people taking pictures of keys on top of a drain
Then you try and then it falls
Maybe they found it like that stable and knew it wasn’t just going to fall, so they took a picture of it and picked it up.
Same thought, also the car key later...I would grab immediately. What if some bad wind blows it away?
They just put the ring there
Don't press read more
You rebel
I know rike?
But i clicked replies
I clicked replies
It's not "read more"
To me it's "lisätietoja" 'couse i am from Finland 🇫🇮
I clicked read replies
If I was the girl in number 6 I would be relieved but also offended at the same time. 😂
5:40 when you know your mother in law doesn’t like you 😂😂😂
Robo RL um sorry but didn't you copy that?
+Crew,Roblox And More ! Eh no one really cares
Alpha Allusion lol
But what is that?
1:55 *a disaster indeed*
IKR
Can you raed tihs if you can pealse laeve a lkie
Its easy and i clicked the button 2 times
Can you read this. If you can please leave a like.
And you all fell for it... literally begging for likes...
Sebastião Mendonça
Lol. I didn’t like.
I can read it but I didn’t like.
_These people sure do have a stroke of luck on their side. The ranch dressing k-cup pod for coffee._ 😂😂 Thanks *Scoop* great video. ☺😘❤
Sunnyand Stormy that was most likly fake and they put it in there then took a photo
Sunnyand Stormy high levels of botness rn.... (lol)
_yeah!!_
10:20 that one was good😂😂
0:10
Just like the philippines history
A general who got shot saved by a coin in a middle of a war between america
And yes i'am filipino
talaga sino po
I'm malaysians so we're neighbor lol
SIBIKA OR AP?
D ko alam ehh
Tama broD
0:42
This is literally the ‘Ring God’ that came to save the day.
Some of these are very obviously done on purpose.
Like the cup falling on the fridge door
Most of them for sure
Ikr like the camera one
I bet for most of these ones,they just placed their item onto somewhere it won’t fall but looks close to it and took a picture of it.
Ikr
one time i was riding my bike and a bee hit my glasses, so hard they had a little bit of blood on them (from the bee) and a different time, i was shopping and i leaned forward to look at a display, my shirt got caught when i was standing up and i slammed my face into it, my glasses got a massive scratch right where my eye is. the metal price tag thing would'vs went right into my eye. thanks glasses!
Alex is kpop trash Nice life story u got there
@@finndegraaf410 lol
*WHY CAN'T I RESIST THE CLICKBAIT!?* *ARGH!*
....? What clickbait?
It isn't a clickbait dummie
Wut? I hate you!
@@i_watch_anime4236 also you didn't spelled dummy right
@@chillby4198 . . . ? There is dummy and dummie, I dunno! I just got it from a random youtuber...
2:34 being late to work saved my fathers life on the day of 9/11
#36, your mother in law hates you
Update: Wow, so many likes! Thanks!
Aboud Madian stop
Aboud Madian me weel shew yu da wae
Well these photos are a real knee slapper! *Slaps knee in an anxious manner*
6:17 specially to GMC car
3:38 that is such a bad disaster
Saved by an “angel” xD
4:31 I guess the guy who posted number 28 doesn't understand that sinks are DESIGNED with situations like this in mind... Hence the lower inside lip that allows water to overflow into the second sink.
hellcat1988 they also have little holes so the water doesn't overflow all the way x3
2:09 but wait! Wich one did he open first🤔🤔🤔😎😎😎😎
dion gaming 😂😂😂haha I don't know
Broly The Legendary Super Saiyan i dont know either🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Here's what i really mean if he opened ignore the last cookie then opened the you will have no luck its up to him to be punisht be god
InsetGaming yeah i know
Lookt at dion gamings yt profile picture xd
“Shark but her and decided she wasn’t tasty enough”
Um... insult or complement...?
Probably compliment since I'm guessing that a shark (if they can sense a body to fat ratio) would prefer a fatty food since it willl give it more energy.
7:55 with the alarms was a close call, but the bad news is that your phone is at 7 percent!
6:57 this is a cursed image bro
Anothet real close call:
M0m, i got full score on maths!
Mom : well thats because of your pho-
Nice one😂😂. This is a very underated comment
@@tamilarasitanabalan4499 i forgot i even made this comment
@@petitobatatta7180 Lol 😂
0:58 lol making my way down town
It’s 2 AM where I’m at rn... and I’m up watching this.... lmao
Very lucky people!!😊👼🏽
Very lucky people indeed!
Number 21 is a danger noodle not a nope-rope! Know the difference!
Brock'n Goat sadly Nope rope is replacing danger noodle.
Lmao
Um actually, no, it is neither. It is a diamond-back rattler, or a diamond-back rattlesnake. Learn something before you go around criticizing.
Lucy_Fredman Productions07 r/woooosh
Brock'n Goat a nope rope and a danger noodle is a snake. P.S. I know it's a joke.
1:09 shark teeth are way bigger then that😂😂😂
#48...unless it snows sideways, that tree had already been there for a while....
3:30
The Matrix Underwater Edition
Coming to Theatres in 2020
"Boulder nearly takes out Italian Farm"
Vladimir Tiffany meatball
3:55 me too have that close call, when I was brushing my teeth (I did not checked it earlier and after brushing I fell that a small thing is in my teeth, when I took it out, I saw it was a big bug, not too big
2:37 I'm guessing it wasn't enough for the bowler to destroy the townhall
The Almighty Loaf I
The Almighty Loaf
I think you got this from clash of clans
The Almighty Loaf I get it. Another Clash of Clans player in the house.
Aaaaah, supercell fans. **Raises glass** Cheers
Cheers
I really did just watch a 10 min video of close calls , I really have no life ..
The way my life was saved was by Scoop... he/she uploaded a video!
My friends Mother Almost had her toe cut off 🤣So me and my friend were in her room and we hear her mom scream so we run out there saying “WHATS WRONG!!!!!!”And she says “Look down the knife that we got from Costco almost stabbed my foot off 😂”
Don’t press read more
Sike you thought i was gonna do it
I did not
I thought you were unoriginal like everyone else in the comments. Pleasantly surprised!
*Ali-a intro plays*
*phew*
Ok I wont
7:24 the tree was already broken because snow was piled on the top EXPOSED
It could have happened at night and the snow piled up over that time
@@deborahcampbell3857 who parks their car in da middle of nowwhere
+@@madinaa27 I don't really know. People who live in the middle of nowhere?
I had a very close call once when I was walking through a golf course and some one said 4 and all my family members had ducked until the ball just missed my head so I am very lucky to not be dead 😎. My dad went CRAZY 😱
7:19-7:23 that transition got me lightheaded
0:12 when money SAVES you
Maybe money cant buy happiness but it can save your life
Eighdren Itay in Soviet Russia money saves you ***
1:12 I'd be okay because i'm as skinny as you can get lmao. Like I am literally just bone
ØbsidianFalcøn :v same I can sometimes see my heart beat
ØbsidianFalcøn :v we are not so alike I am fat
ØbsidianFalcøn :v doesn't matter they say... The shark could of had mercy animals are very hard to predict just saying
ØbsidianFalcøn :v m
ØbsidianFalcøn :v a"
3:29 I thought those were real fingers😂
3:49 I meant
BBlove Queen bro you know you can edit your comment right?
BBlove Queen lol
When your just waking in the snow with your phone
And than..
You drop it near a landmine
Yeah yesterday that happened to me, it was horrible *Argh*
OMG WHY CANT I BE THIS LUCKY
Ender Girl1279 i am that lucky
So I want this o happen to u 😳
THEGOLD KNIGHT :(
Muhammed Harris -.-
That happy music though
Vortex597 lol
Vortex597 lol
What is the name of the music
One Does Not Simply Type Every Word With Caps
Box Dragon
Is this considered a joke-ception?
WHAT?
Box Dragon and the dude that made the scoop channel because that is exactly what he does
One does not simple make a sarcastic joke,without bolding the sarcasm
1:30 Jesus Christ don’t zoom us into the dog poo 😂😂 great vid anyways 👍👍👍
8:34 RUSTY
*Only people who read the warrior cat series understand*
Jose Bonilla Omfg rustyy!!
I respect you
I LOVE that series, I just finished the darkest hour
I just finish fire and ice
My sister read the hole series and said I'm gonna be a medic cat when I grow up or something. I had to tell her that doesn't exist. She started crying really bad. It was funny. But she me told all about the 5 or how ever many clans there are. So I started reading I just finished the first one. Lol.
5:16 I had the same but when I tried to pick it up it slid threw my hand and still went in 😞
How sad...
Calebplays 101 what do u mean?
Calebplays 101 srry my English is not that good, im dutch i meant it slipped in my hand and still went in
Nice joke 😆😆
Sees The axe in the car window one
Me: well looks like they had a run in with Ticci Toby
8:50 is SO relatable....
*except the father part*
That is what I'm gonna call a snake for now on. A nope-rope.
Its an angry rope
Me too
danger noodles
9:16 but what if she/he just put his/her feet beside the knife and it landed before he/she sees it?
(that is a girl I think)
(AND I HATE EVERYTHING)
(ok I'm done hating)
Pixel Bro the knife looks fake
@@OfficialHoDawg yeah
Scoop I love yo vids so much
alger apas Thank you so much ❤😊
alger apas bbb
My dad once forgot to wear his seatbelt and crashed. He was thrown into the passenger seat. When he tried to sit back up he found that a stop sign was lodged in the chair right where his neck would have been had he been wearing a seatbelt. Another time he was driving along icy roads at night when his car began to skid. He lost control completely and he started spinning... towards a gas station. His car straightened out right as he went between two pumps, just barely saving him and whoever was working the station at the time from being blown up. The car caught traction on the road again and continued driving without skipping a beat
ohhh buddy, im getting some BS vibes tbh
1:12 shes lucky to survive but unlucky to be rejected :p
Yuno Gasai Psycho hey look behind you is Yuki
Yeah but that is rare because *sharks are nice* did you know in 2014 more people died from falling off chairs than sharks attacks
Omg 😮 9# if that was me R I p 🐈
Poor cat
The cat would jump off, and you could pour water on it
Haha poor cat
1:29 looks like dog poop not a land mine
Joakim Döss It's an expression 😑
Woooosh
That’s an L
Dog poop are landmines
Joakim Döss r/wooooosh