People Who Follow The Rules So Literally That They Beat The System
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- People Who Follow The Rules So Literally That They Beat The System
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Scoop he he so funny
Can you please tell me the intro music name
Scoop hi i liked the video
3:38 this is wrong. It is “he was told not we set foot outside “ in this case, technically you are wrong because he is, in fact, outside
Scoop i
4:25 that was the most innocent thing I've ever seen in my life lol. Her parents did a good job.
"Did it hurt.. when you fell from Heaven?"
*no but I scraped my knees crawling my way up from Hell*
Why has nobody commented on this yet? XD It's pure brilliance, if someone uses that line on me, I'm surely use it and mentally thank you. Thanks for inspiring another S.A. remark in the future. (should totally use it on my boyfriend mwahaha)
AWESOME! You made my day today XD
Congrats. Help me.
CRAWLING IN MY KNEEEES THIS WOUNDS ARE WILL NOT HEAAAAL
That lady breast feeding at 1:05 and that skirt guy at 2:16 made me watch tha whole thing. 😀😀
"Cark" gets me every time lol
jake lopez Carc*
@@arcticmonkeysEEEEE Cark*
So funny. I once ordered a Big Mac meal with ketchup and I got a Big Mac with ketchup instead of Big Mac sauce!
cark
9:24
''Keep ur iPhones and valuables under watch''
Has LG phone😉😏🙄
Same
To many emojis, dude.
@@maisie5929 yes, go ahead and bash former me for it; 2 yrs ago
I agree in the overuse of emojis but I also don't remember posting it
@@danielnordstrom135 LG phone is not an iPhone but its valuable
Lmao im actually using an LG phone rn
4:50 The guy who put an X Mark was such a savage.
I want to like your post but it has 69 likes...
I did one of these a long while ago. No pic though. I managed a bagel shop. One day while I was restocking the plain cream cheese for the line a customer came in and asked me for a bagel with extra cream cheese. I asked her how much she would like (so I know what to charge) she said there is no such thing as too much. Well our cream cheese comes in a 25lb block which I cut into 8 pieces to fit into the serving pan. So I took one of the roughly 3lb blocks and placed the sides of the bagel above and beneath. To which she responded “guess you proved me wrong” and then asked for double the normal amount.
Lord Ahind Noice, she apparently took it well which is even better
genius😂
Savage leval 100
Vh1
You ain't got to lie, Craig !!!
Best password - incorrect- forget it it tells you your password!!
Muhahaha, now we can hack your TH-cam account, LOL
Elani Aniyvwia I am ur 69th sub
Thor don’t... ok just don’t. Your too stupid to be of any help if being my 69’th subscriber means anything. Just go away!!!
Elani Aniyvwia ok
1:59 the person is just like "why not both"
3:38 WRONG Its : Was told he couldnt step foot outside
3:40 the actual story behind this one was his mother said he couldn't lay a foot outside... 😂
what a genius child 😂
"Choose wisely as it can't be changed later" - should have chosen 'it', then changed it later.
I learned to read at an early age, so once when I was in preschool, I noticed this fire alarm on the wall, and it did not say, "Pull Down In Case of Fire", it just said, "Pull Down". So I pulled down.
9:20 So are we just going to ignore the phrase "Warning Alert!"
DarthBinary warning alert there’s a stupid sign near by
Be Alert, your country needs lerts!
Yes.
Yup
2:40 that looks like a place in my town. That "no everything" sign, the Dry cleaners and everything. There's even a guy who rides around town on a unicycle.
I have to admit, some of these are so witty that it's actually really funny XD
6:30 why is the sun so pissed
I love the girl's picture in the bra cup! Brilliant!
"Draw Bridge" so he drew a bridge and added a giant octopus! I LOVE IT!
#38: Poor cat! Those rolls are going to be all over the floor when Kitty decides to get up and go somewhere else!!
Indian writing!
7:23 dont like reading signs? thank Scoop!
The little boy laying outside with his feet inside was told "Not to step a foot outside" not what you have written which does not make any sense.....
I just love that little guy. But as a Mum I'll confess I'd be a bit stumped about how to deal with him for it.
8:50 - Sultan of Johore, Malaysia.
More of hulk than of sultan
It's spelled as Johor
Hulk of Johor
@@b.c.c.b9402 Johore - English
Boss: here the test papers... mark them and report to me how they did..
Me: *marks them by putting Fs on all test papers*
*mins latr*
Me: *calls boss*
Boss: hey how'd they do???
Me: they all got an F....
Boss: *spits coffee* WAATTT?!?!?!?! Y?!?!?!?!
Me: For doing fantastic in this test....
OOF
1:52 IM DYING IN LAUGHTER!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Exactly how I would teach my daughter to respond to such things. And block BLOCK *BLOCK*
Don't joke about that my great great great grandfather died from laughter & it ain't funny
@I am Groot Uh oh stinky laugh attack
3:57 who the hell puts cake into the oven for 120 degrees
I'll assume you think in Fahrenheit? Cause in Celsius, it kinda works. It's kinda a tad low, but not completly unreasonable
MonochromeChara no i think he means the angle, it’s understandable but not conventional though
Still quite low, even in Celsius.
@@Mcboogler are you kidding? If it was 120 degrees Celsius YOU WOULD LITERALLY DIE OF HEAT
Neon Gaming yes a human would but that’s still a bit low for a cake. It’s only 302 degrees in Fahrenheit
1:30 In case anyone's wondering, "thick" basically means "stupid" to those who speak British.
Well I thought she ment to say (are you sick)
Ashly Menard oh ok
I dont speak british i speak English.
Ashly Menard oh ok
T H I C C
9:40 Oh the sweet sense of karma 🙃
LOL, I actually know the person who is the Mark with a "C"!
#2 reminds me of a local festival that had been running for 20+ with complaints. Then the county decided they could not sell food without a permit (cost of $10000 for the weekend). The festival committee was only given a 2-week notice, with inspections and permit process average time get a permit was over 1-month. So the committee charged an admission fee with food being free for the price of admission. They were not selling food, therefore not permit required.
5:19 why do people say black lives matter? Can't we have a shirt that says "ALL LIVES MATTER!"
Oh god, one of YOU. Let me explain this to you slowly. The reason we wear shirts that say "black lives matter" is BECAUSE all lives matter, but people don't need to be reminded that white, Asian, etc. lives matter, because people don't treat their lives as not mattering. Apparently people do need to be reminded that black lives matter just as much. That's why we're specific about it.
@@goombapizza6335 well there are some people that don't care about Whites and Asians for some odd reason.
@@Classical.Conservative because most likely i don't know if light skinned people hated dark skinned people... It's kinda a stalemate of they're old bonds. People get along now my two best friends have lighter skin & blond hair! Although i don't really know my skin tone it's called "mocha" apparently.
@@Classical.Conservative In the United States, white people are given way much more "life value" by society and the media, as evidenced, for example, when a little white girl is kidnapped and the national media goes into a frenzy posting pictures everywhere, begging for people to report her whereabouts. When a little black girl is kidnapped, you'll probably never hear about it. In the US, black lives are more frequently treated as if they don't matter. This is why we advertise "black lives matter". To remind people that they matter just as much.
If we were causing the ocean to go dry, and the mountains were staying the same size, we wouldn't wear a shirt saying "all geographic features matter", we would wear a shirt that says "the ocean matters". GET IT?
To say black lives matter is racist in itself because all lives matter.....none needs to be reminded that the life of any certain race matters, its common sense that they ALL MATTER !
4:10 goodbye curb.. I will miss you my loved one
1:58 soo u mean that the dog is going to poo from his mouth
😂😂😂LoL. Super dog
8:21 Went to a fast food place and when they asked "May I have your name for the ticket?" I answered "No." Yep, you guessed it. "No, your order is ready. No, your order is ready."
When somebody says; “I’m hungry.”
Other person be like: “hi Hungry.”
You're an ASDF fan aren't you?
When someone is asked to flush the toilet after urinating:
Person after urinating: 1 flush 1 equals 2
@Mesmiphia I'm dad
@@mesmipha4987 look it up on TH-cam
Hi Hungry, I'm dad
0:18 It'd be something like this if you translate it into English.
My life here is really bad.
The working environment is not good and lack of welfare,
Although there are about 10 people get serious injured every day, I’m very careful so don’t worry.
We then opened a small shop, and the business went well.
I don’t really understand English much, but I can still tell what those white people are saying.
I hope I can succeed. I will work hard and take care of myself.
How is everything there?
I miss you so much. I wish we could meet each other.
I remember how my landlady will always complain how I give her a headache because I'm soooo childish and loud and persistent.. So when she celebrate her birthday I give her a medicine for headaches and an ointment with a note " when feeling stressed because of me please drink one tablet and call me so I can massage your head with an ointment. Hope it help 😊 " .. And I never felt so good 😂😂
0:20
I should write text in the view of Finland (as a countrie) with some informations of the countrie.
Wrote everything in Finnish/Swedish and gave it to my teacher without any translation.
Got a 1 (highest grade in Germany) for being "creative and realistic".
My teacher used google translate, so she didn't noticed some grammar mistakes, because se blamed the translator.
😂
0:18 that kid is a genius A++++ even though I cant read it for all I know hes telling me F U teach XD
Well, I’m chinese, so I know for a fact that it is real chinese XD
GlaceonGirl what’s it say spill the beans
Artemis When your teacher reads it
*seems legit*
My life here is really bad.
The working environment is bad and lack of welfare,
Although there are about 10 people get serious injured every day, I’m very careful so don’t worry.
We then opened a small shop, and the business went well.
I don’t really understand English much, but I can still tell what those white people are saying.
I hope I can succeed. I will work hard and take care of myself.
How is everything there?
I miss you so much. I wish we could meet each other.
It'd be something like this if you translate it into English.
If your translation is accurate, that that kid did an excellent job on that question. No joke.
1:07 That translation from English to Spanish 😂😂😂
Ikr!! xD
7:22 Don't like not being able to read the whole text?
Thank the person who made the subtitles.
Once at a restaurant, i was serving orders to customers at the counter. One customer had ordered a Nacho Grande platter. It normally has a dollop of sour cream on each side. This customer had ordered it with only one side to have sour cream. When I gave it to him he seemed disappointed and said "Hmm, I ordered the sour cream to be on that side"- pointing to the end without the cream. So, I simply turned the nacho tray around. Now it was on the side he wanted. He laughed and smiled and was now pleased LOL
The Indian writing had me laughing.
Why would you laugh at an Indian who is writing?
@@powahfulgameplayer He laughed at the joke, not the person
@@spacejasontodd (Woosh) (Because you did not get my joke.)
Because, normally, Indians don't write. They are using smoke signs or howl.
In indiana we have 'watch for ice on bridge' on interstate overpasses---always wanted to put a pile of ice on the bridge
My favourite, not on here, is the Cleaner's Sign that says "WET FLOOR!" I ALWAYS DO.
Laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself.
I was crying at "touch only with your eyes" lol.
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I love drawing butts on stuff😂😂
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not funny
It thicc tho
7:00 odd flex but ok
I absolutely lost it at the paper note on the washing line! xD
As a 5 y.o. kid I was told that I can answer my parents' phones if they're not present. One day my dad's phone rang, and the screen just said "Do not answer". So I didn't. Later I told him of this and it turns out he had named his boss' number "Do not answer".
He got off the hook after explaining this. It's been 20 years and he keeps reminding me of it.
True story: when my brother was about three years old, he ate a fruit by the foot by putting it on his foot, and eating it that way! Really gross but hilarious!
I scrolled down just a bit and literally almost all the first 50th comments are telling what number they got, PEOPLE NO BODY CARES
What if someone without a body cared?
Besides, the creator of the video cares
EP1CxEMAN08 actually somebody without a body would be dead they would just be a brain unable to speak and they would be dead so you statement would be incorrect not trying to start flame wars just stating the facts :)
Mr Woomy. Seems like you do, i just ignore it.
I actually didn’t get the haloween costumes thing. Please help?
#37 (the "save me a little bit of everything" one) is so...CUTE! for some reason. With the tiny individual things and the carefully-written labels, it's like a miniature food museum. XD
8:22 - Pretend the employee was reset pearl and the costumer was Greg.
8:26 that's what I always get at Starbucks! A caramel frap!
6:47 imagine having no food after this 😂 😞
Omg for the sign that said "My boss told me to change this sign so I did" I saw that at a gas station in the middle of a random road surrounded by trees when my car broke down while me and my family were going to dollywood!
5:45 that's what my health inspector told me he said everything has to be labeled so I put labels everywhere in the kitchen the next time he came he just laughed and said I think you passed the inspection lol
12:05 no words
6:52 who else noticed the cat 🤣😂🤣
r/wooooooosh
You just realised... thats the point of that being there.
R/whooooooosh
i didn't see that coming
THATS THE FREAKING POINT OF THE PICTURE BC ITS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUNNY PART! Dang people need glasses or SOMETHING sometimes!
6:46 he even labeled it! awww so nice
I need more of this. Gave me a good chuckle.
Step one to making a video. Always make sure the music makes the viewers suicidal.
I forgot this video existed. 2 months ago, I don't care.
Killer_Greag lol
If I did videos like this I’d def like your comment
And now 3 months have passed, you still don't care?
TheDark0815 what do u mean
Next level sarcasm
#2 is pure genius. Shame it wouldn't actually work. Pure genius!
yer one of the better list of any type of views and even the sound track for a change did not want me to kill something, good job.
This guy said this pick-up line did it hurt when you fell from heaven my other friend said no but I scratched my knee crawling up from hell and then he ran yelling the demons are after me
The pick up line goes
Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: What?
Guy: When you fell from heaven?
Girl: No, but I scratched my knee crawling up from hell...
*runs away while screaming:
*THE DEMONS ARE AFTER ME!!!!*
.
3:44 He still is outside
It's supposed to say can't step foot outside
RE: The "Keep Portland Weird" picture: That's the Unipiper, he's kinda is our local celeb, and as his moniker/title suggests, he rides a unicycle and plays bagpipes. Usually in a silly costume.
Some people are just funny! I don't know how they come up with all the things they do. I love it.
2:46 what? It's just some kids. Are they wearing masks?
Its Fred, Shaggy, Velma, and daphne. From scooby doo.
Oh
Don't worry dude... took me a minute too...
I specifically searched the comments because I couldn’t figure it out either. Thank you.
@@joemorris8556 same
You know something I like to do?
Tell the truth, but in a clever way that sounds like a lie because people don't know anything about science or philosophy.
I can't think of any examples right now.
I once told a friend that a dinosaur got into my house.
A chickadee had flown through my window that day.
@@jaschabull2365 what ??
Very little truth in science and less in philosophy
@@linoleluminum2017
What about what?
Lmao I love it!!
I love you scoop 🥰
This is WAAYYYY better than good. It is creative and excellent and perhaps educational too.
At 5:18 they probably told her to change so she would look dressed up, especially if they were going to take pictures...
2:53 Scooby Doo, where are you?
Can you explain I don't get it I've been trying to see what the pic meant for like 15 mins I can't see it
It is meant to be a scooby doo cosplay.
20 18 the shirt
20 18 from left to right they are dressed as Fred, Shaggy, Velma, and Daphne from Scooby Doo
I couldn't stop laughing...😂....that one with the cake and the degrees..hilarious
5:31. GOOD JOB! He had to cook that, balance it then probably eat it! (I’m talking about the toast.)
AYE IM EARLY!
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4:44 there's an X right next to FLUSHED
Much chuckling!
4:54 BEST ONE!! 😂😂
I love your vids scoop
#20.. he is still outside... the right one is he was told not to set foot outside
Americans speak English, dumbass!
Another entitled Englishman that is far superior to us Americans
1:06 "si necesitas mama aumentarte por favor cubierta gracias" jajaja dios mio! ¿quién hiso esa traducción?! 😂
OMGGGG these were super funny having me Lmfaoooooo Sooooooo much
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Amelia Bedelia would be proud
7:43 Does that say "LUBE" or "LOBE"?
ConnorConnor
Lube
I know the company so it’s LUBE
These are just brilliant!
Tbh curbs don't get enough recognition. I'm glad this one is getting all the hugs.
What is 2:51 exactly?
I don't get it either
20 18 it's scooby doo gang costumes
Derek W they wore outfits of Scooby Doo characters
Derek W I didn’t get that either 😂
where's Scooby Doo?
7:53: Was that taken in Canada? If it is, that deer's a cannibal! :O
Have you ever seen a Canadian quarter?
I don't know what part of Canada you live in, but where I live, it's a deer.
I burst out laughing at 8:15. "Touch only with your eyes." xD
Very funny ... Was gonna give you a big thumbs up ... Until #30 at 5:22. Killed it!
im first for a first time keep up good work scoop love ya
Sans Skeleton Congratulations on being first bud.
Thank you 😍
Scoop i really love those videos they always gives me a better thinking about world y'know
Sans Skeleton if you're not first you're last
Do u like undertale?
... This is way I subscribed
P.S 48th!
7:05 That’s an interesting hobby lol
Priceless!
#65: He's a keeper
11:38 looks disgusting
Hilarious! Absolutely Hilarious!
4:05 "hug left curb when leaving" oh god, lmao 😂