Chad: Why didn't you just kill me. Quiet Canadian: You don't fear death, you welcome it. Your punishment must be more severe. Chad: Torture? Quiet Canadian: Yes. But not of your body, of your soul.
The first OP is my new idol. If only I could have learned from him some years ago, I'd have a few similar stories to tell, with some other potential stories being "bought off" for me to forgive them. 😈
I think the first revenge was perfectly justified considering the list of crimes the target had commited. OP was doing huge service for everyone around that guy since the law enforcement couldn't do that alone.
I have a feeling that OP will wait for the scammers release from jail to reignite the revenge like a phoenix. Please spare me that type of revenge, the planet is too small.
I don't know why people seem to think we don't get nasty. we just need provocation. why fuck with people who aren't fucking with you. and the ones that are assholish enough to fuck with you, why would you not hit back?
"Never under estimate a quite man's anger" "A wise man fears 3 things. A night with no moon. A sea at storm A gentlemen's wrath" I believe I got it right
Lesson learned - when some one provokes and threatens, trash talks..... he just trying to scare you. When someone is calm and quiet, ready to fight- run. Run. RUNNNN
During the 8 years, I hope OP investigates and finds more dirt on Chad, so that Chad can wind up with more jail time. Be funny for Chat to have another 8-10 years additional to serve, with OP going in for a single visit and being like, "So you remember when you screwed me out of all that money and went slandering my name over a decade ago? Yeah, payback's a bitch, ain't it?"
First story summary: Job? Got him fired! House? Got him evicted from his apartment! Girlfriend? Made his GF break up with him! Punishment? Got him arrested and fined! Edit: You guys are actually blowing up my email with the "Hotel? Trivago" comments Edit again: 500+ likes this is unreal
@@forbsey276 If someone is committing a crime and they can get help in catching the person in the act, then they're going to go along with it, especially if it is likely to result in a conviction. Not only put an asshole behind bars, but if reviewed, the cops come out looking good for getting another criminal off the streets, which keeps everyone else happy.
I wonder if the "Chad" in this story was really named Charles. Because he certainly sounds a LOT LIKE my old boss when I worked at a tattoo parlor, whose name was Charles. I ask this because, last I heard, he was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Just do a reverse card against chad’s +4, plus 4 him, do it again, do it again, do it again, +2 him, do it again, do it again, then cancel his turn, cancel again, grab a card, and then +4 and then pull another one, cancel him, and then put a random number card, and done.
Can you imagine the Batmobile being some big black armored diesel truck, with duel exhaust stacks, a bumper sticker with Calvin peeing on the Joker, and the horn plays Dixie when pressed.
9:29 OP is the Canadian incarnation of freaking Jason Vorhees, he said he's a quiet man (Jason never talks in film) and has a 10 year hatred for a basterd named Chad, so uncanny
Nah, man, the 1st one can pass as nuclear revenge. Also, wise words right there "never mess with a quiet man", true, can confirm that most quiet people can f you over cause instead of running their mouth, they have more time to analize and plot some nasty stuff if you do them wrong. 🤣🤣
Chad: *Destruction 100 x 10000000* Canadians are always nice, but _when_ they get angry, it seems like they are letting out everything that accumulated over the last few years 😂
only destruction 1000000000? Let's say destruction 10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^100 If I remember correctly the name of this number is Googolplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexian
No the OP in the first story wasn't a hate stalker he was a set things right stalker. Chad owes him big time for taking the time and trouble to correct his misdeeds.
Nuh it is definitely nuclearrevenge and upwards. I can't think of anything more extreme both quality and quantity-wise that doesn't involve murdering a loved one or sth
Sotiris Maragos but nuclearrevenge stories must break a law of some kind. Otherwise they belong in prorevenge. Prorevenge is just a range from legal nuclearrevenge to revenge that is just substantial pettyrevenge.
The Holy Grail of Revenge. The new definition of revenge. Look it up in the dictionary, see a reference to some guy name Chad. Revenge so epic that it has Kayne thinking about apologizing to Taylor Swift for fear she might get him back for that one incident he caused. Revenge so sweet that confection companies are envious. Revenge so diabolical that one time the devil himself, Donald Trump, was like, "DDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" Epic-Revenge, thy victim's name is Chad.
That first story man, that was just awesome, I wish that it could be animated so I can see the op form the Grinch's evil grin when they start plotting their revenge every time, with the song "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" playing in the background lol, but anyway awesome video bro.
Unknownuser 156: No. If it ended with Chad having both his legs crushed by a steamroller, his nuts and schlong chopped off by a dull and rusty chainsaw, his throat, stomach and lungs filled with tar, his eyes pulled out with a corkscrew and nailed to the ground with a wooden stake right through his chest spending days, weeks or even months wishing for a quick death before slooooooooooowly dying, THAT would be r/supernovarevenge!
I have a phone and I pay my bill. I demand I be notified .5 seconds before the rest of the world. I don’t care about how long it takes for signals to travel. Just make it happen.
As a Canadian citizen, I can tell you from personal experience, the Canadian Revenue Agency makes the IRS look like a bunch of fond grannies. The CRA has all the social niceties of a rabid wolverine. With toothache.
There is always that one asshole who will unnecessarily bring up politics when it has nothing whatsoever to do with the topic at hand. Guess we found him.
I have always found the CRA quite helpful and generally a little generous personally, Mind you I purposely throw extra money on taxes after a big bill a while back
@@wolpertinger. Nope, born here, half Swedish, half Scottish. At the time I was unemployed, struggling to pay rent. My Dad did my taxes, and made a HUGE mistake , so the CRA gave me a chunk of money as a return. Great!! I needed every penny to pay bills, rent, bus money...trying to look for work. Then to find out that because of the mistake, while I was on unemployment I had to pay back $90.00 a month for a year. I went into a depression and almost killed myself. But I somehow found some work and paid it off eventually. Then, a few yrs later, a place that I did some temping at misfiled some pay stubs, and I got dinged AGAIN, and had to spend another yr trying to pay off a tax bill. This time, they were actually ashamed of themselves for what they did to me. But I still had to find some way. I have had to go to depression and anxiety councilling, worried my poor GP because she thought I would commit suicide, took some great antidepressants. Am now on disability. Hurray.
Hey rSlash, you might not read this but when you hit 1Mil you should do an hour long special face reveal and every 15 minutes you switched reddits. So like first 15 entitledparents, next 15 prorevenge, next nuclearrevenge, and finally whatever you want. That would be rad!!! Edit: wow I really didnt expect this to go anywhere, thanks for all the support and Rslash thanks for the heart!!!
The carpenter's story gets even better when you realize he was like 23-33 throughout the story, he grew into adulthood hunting this man down like the punisher, this man who was 33-43 maybe even going on 50. Like he was some vigilante badass hunting down a grizzled old criminal who had killed his parents.
You're voice is always so uplifting. It makes my day to watch your vids and hear your chipper voice. It sounds like you're permanently trying to stifle a laugh lol. Anyway, keep up the good work 🤘❤💋
Story starting at 9:47 I have a very similar thing that happened with my grandparents. Some people moved into the house next to them a few years ago, and the original owners had made a driveway that cut into their yard. So my grandparents basically own part of their driveway. Now when these new people moved in, they were just assholes about it. They even would park their cars in front of my GRANDPARENTS’ house instead of their own. This is incredibly petty and obviously very rude, as they only have one car, and can park in their own garage, driveway, or in front of THEIR OWN house. This is out of their way. So whenever I go over there (quite a bit), I always park a little in front of that driveway. And if they park in front of their house, I just pull up right against them. There’s no revenge here, but these people are just so rude and entitled and I can’t stand it.
the chad story this is why ur nice 2 everyone u feel better about ur self and u dont get a psycho path chasing u and ruining ur life (though most of what he did to cahd cant be done 2 me besides point)
I just had an idea for revenge. 1. Steal said person's car keys 2. When they aren't around, get in their car, and park it in their yard/driveway so that it blocks the front door to their house. 3. Throw away the keys. Now, not only can they not get in their home, but they can't use their car either. And they can't vandalize said car in their anger like someone would in this scenario, because it's THEIR CAR! Just make sure they don't have a dash cam. Edit: well, I guess they could go and get new keys for their car, but they would have to go to a business or family member to get it. And what are they going to do, drive there?
@@colinmcleod491 True, but if they have a big enough car, it would prove extremely tedious for them to enter. And you could probably do something to block the other entrances as well, such as planting immense amounts of poison oak/ivy, pay someone much stronger than said person to haul heavy rocks the person can't lift to block it, etc. But thanks for pointing that out.
I'm ADDICTED to your videos, so this is YOUR fault. I DEMAND much more videos because that's my right as an entitled subscriber! If you refuse what i DESERVE i will call the cops and you will go to jail for a long time, buddy! On another note, thanks for your entertaining videos! Keep up the great work! ;)
I've watched so many of these pro revenge and entitled parents and choosing beggars in a row that I was inspired to talk back to my father who usually always gets the last word (I knew this because my sister and him always go back and fourth). And when I told him "I'm not even going to try and fight because I know you always want and get the last word" he went speechless for a good minute trying to prove me wrong and then went on to say something to try and retaliate that response and I have never felt more accomplished in my life because I am normally the one who doesn't get into arrangements :) thank you for exposing me to these videos that give me the motivation to speak up!
8 years is still a long time to be away from society, a long time out of the system (not knowing the latest technology, movies, ect.) And when he does get out, his imprisonment reputation alone will have him blackballed.
The first story-
NO way you can call that revenge. That was just plain JUSTICE. It made me smile.
No, that was just plain fiction.
@@rohmarts
Prove it.
@@nakyer He he.All I can say is anyone dumb enough to be fooled by the first part, wouldn't be clever enough to plan that devious revenge.
@@rohmarts
So what you're saying is that you can't prove it's fake, and none of us should bother listening to you.
@@nakyer True statement, you got me. It is very hard to prove a negative.
If you make a Canadian angry, he will switch from a nice guy to a nine tailed moose.
Armed with maple syrup and hockey sticks.......
i can confirm, i will drag you into my underground moose ritual bunker and dump you into the pot of melted pancakes and boiling maple syrup.
@@bruhsauce644 Can I get into that pool?
I can also confirm this. My igloo is equipped with a beaver pit, and I doubt bones are too different from wood
I personally am a fan of the beaver pit but I do add on some random icicles dropping on them
Chad: Why didn't you just kill me.
Quiet Canadian: You don't fear death, you welcome it. Your punishment must be more severe.
Chad: Torture?
Quiet Canadian: Yes. But not of your body, of your soul.
What is from or did you make this up if so good job :)
Your profile pic makes this so much better.. lol
I need to use these lines sometime.
Everyone: stop stop he’s already dead
Basically the whole story
That first guy who screwed over chad for screwing him over was a straight up SAVAGE LEGEND
The first OP is my new idol. If only I could have learned from him some years ago, I'd have a few similar stories to tell, with some other potential stories being "bought off" for me to forgive them. 😈
FuC* ChAD
That story really should've been posted in R/nuclearrevenge
N B true and also your pfp is adorable
N B that is a cute pic
I think the first revenge was perfectly justified considering the list of crimes the target had commited. OP was doing huge service for everyone around that guy since the law enforcement couldn't do that alone.
Gary Madafaka-Oak Indeed
We should call r/supernovarevenge
@@ryan1696 I was gonna say r/nuclearrevenge but that works too
the first was nuclear holy shit
Scammer: *screws over OP and several others*
OP: "I'm gonna end this man's whole career."
*Reality
I have a feeling that OP will wait for the scammers release from jail to reignite the revenge like a phoenix. Please spare me that type of revenge, the planet is too small.
OP:NOW YOU FUCKED UP
So refreshing to hear a person telling a story instead of some monotone robot voice
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Yes, maybe not refreshing but it is nice to see more quality in these videos.
There's someone named VoiceyHere, his voice sounds like ASMR
@@Vortexgunner3282 yup
There's a lot of Reddit Reading channels that now use their real voices. Fresh and Bumfris are another two who spring to mind.
shadowcrash333 I especially enjoy when he gets tickled and tries to stop himself from laughing!!🤣
The first one goes to show, NEVER make a Canadian angry.
They are nice and kind but get on their bad side and they will bring the full fury of a herd of moose and polar bears apon you
They'll pour maple syrup on ya if you don't give them a deer
@@clear7843 boiling *
@@sheogorathpatronofcheese4376 upon* not apon
I don't know why people seem to think we don't get nasty. we just need provocation. why fuck with people who aren't fucking with you. and the ones that are assholish enough to fuck with you, why would you not hit back?
"Never under estimate a quite man's anger"
"A wise man fears 3 things.
A night with no moon.
A sea at storm
A gentlemen's wrath"
I believe I got it right
Fofofpil 22 what’s this from :\/
Video Beast The Wise Man’s Fear by Patrick Rothfuss, the second book in the Kingkiller Chronicles trilogy
Close, very close!
“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”
I mean you ever see Jonathan Joestar beat the hell out of Dio
@@omegaryder7855 never did i think id see jojo and kingkiller in the same comment chain, but im glad i did
That first one was the gift that just keeps on giving, that was beautiful.
You could make a movie out of that
It was so awesome I don't care if it's fake or not lmao.
@@MrRishik123 We must get the movie rights.
Revenge over, right?
No.
😈
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
He got Chad bacc
Matthew Sizemore hi
Now Chad got people on his back.
Matthew Sizemore
But most importantly
Chad got barebacked
@@geraltofrivia6461 no it's
But most importantly...
Chad got barebaccd
Chad got No more money left in his bancc
Lesson learned - when some one provokes and threatens, trash talks..... he just trying to scare you.
When someone is calm and quiet, ready to fight- run. Run. RUNNNN
When he's Canadian and you wronged him, say your final prayers.
The chad one, gotta say
Put that elsewhere, it’s too great for Prorevenge
"r/ultimaterevenge"? not questionably legal like "r/nuclearrevenge" but do good to be on "r/prorevenge".
Feels too fake imo. "I get to be personally involved ina sting because I know whats going on!" Yeah, right, no.
mayby r/cataclismicrevenge
Basketbomber Slackingson nuclear revenge
r/NuclearRevenge
Damn, don't piss off OP from the first story..something tells me he'll still be enacting revenge when Chad gets out of prison in 8 years. LOL
Need moar jail time tho
If hes not careful. After doing his time, and justice being served. OP might be the victim of a pro revenge story if he keeps fucking with the guy.
During the 8 years, I hope OP investigates and finds more dirt on Chad, so that Chad can wind up with more jail time. Be funny for Chat to have another 8-10 years additional to serve, with OP going in for a single visit and being like, "So you remember when you screwed me out of all that money and went slandering my name over a decade ago? Yeah, payback's a bitch, ain't it?"
Don't mess with us quiet people.
Yes
"That evening, after a few beers, he had a brilliant idea."
𝘕𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦...
_yes, perfectly correct_
The first story was nuclear. It wasn’t illegal but he ruined that guys life monumentally.
It isn’t nuclear revenge if Chad did the crimes. Nuclear revenge would be framing him.
Yeah but he was screwing over people for a living and stealing money and Identities. The guy deserved it
Agent Epsilon tbh “chad” did it to himself. He chose the life of a criminal. Chad ruined his own life.
Agent Epsilon agreed :)
More like karma lmao
First story summary:
Job? Got him fired!
House? Got him evicted from his apartment!
Girlfriend? Made his GF break up with him!
Punishment? Got him arrested and fined!
Edit: You guys are actually blowing up my email with the "Hotel? Trivago" comments
Edit again: 500+ likes this is unreal
He fucked him up
Hello welcome to The tutorial on how to FUCK MY SHIT
It was all believable until the police supposedly assisted the guy in his revenge.
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@@forbsey276 If someone is committing a crime and they can get help in catching the person in the act, then they're going to go along with it, especially if it is likely to result in a conviction. Not only put an asshole behind bars, but if reviewed, the cops come out looking good for getting another criminal off the streets, which keeps everyone else happy.
RSlash! HOW DARE YOU SAY A BAD WORD FOR PASSIONATE HUGGING ON TH-cam! YOU OWE ME YOUR TH-cam CHANNEL!
@Ryan Chetty dude just say /j next time
When you couldve paid for college tuition from 3 different universities and still be in less debt than Chad...
oof
There's something.... fishy going on here
Ik theres a fish here
Yeet
Oooooooooooo
Yeah, you not having a consistent upload schedule.....
Turtle
“You can’t stop me”
Stops them
“Dang”
Lord Cabbage doggone man
Something tells me that this is NOT the end of the revenge in the first story. It just is paused for eight years now.
This man is the definition Of a fucking legend.
*what a m a d l a d*
First guy was the irl Count of Monte Cristo, no doubt in my mind.
I wonder if the "Chad" in this story was really named Charles. Because he certainly sounds a LOT LIKE my old boss when I worked at a tattoo parlor, whose name was Charles. I ask this because, last I heard, he was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
nope continued revenge happens in jail, chad mouthed off and got his ass beat for 8 years straight haha
The first story was a man using his most powerful no u and keeps going on
The Reverse Card was played, and won.
chad: screw u op
op: no u
Just do a reverse card against chad’s +4, plus 4 him, do it again, do it again, do it again, +2 him, do it again, do it again, then cancel his turn, cancel again, grab a card, and then +4 and then pull another one, cancel him, and then put a random number card, and done.
just a person who loves avocados you have a good point there
"STOP, STOP! He's already dead!"
Me as judge: chad you are spending 16 years of prison, 20 years of probation, and go homeless
Chad: my life is hell
Me:dude you are going to hell
"protecting the innocent with beer and pick up trucks" what a legend.
What a L E G E N D .
Not the hero they expected, but the one they needed
Can you imagine the Batmobile being some big black armored diesel truck, with duel exhaust stacks, a bumper sticker with Calvin peeing on the Joker, and the horn plays Dixie when pressed.
@@JoeGallo43 now that's a movie i want to see made lol
*Wait a minute....Batman...Beer.....Could it be?.....it has to be none other than......"Goose Wayne"*
Oh crap
@@stefanusbayu1426 ayy we got the same profile pic for pornhu- err I mean youtube.....
Goose Wayne!?! XD
Hahaha gotta love the man
@@David-cz6fq You need a hacker to clear your search history or you good
9:29 OP is the Canadian incarnation of freaking Jason Vorhees, he said he's a quiet man (Jason never talks in film) and has a 10 year hatred for a basterd named Chad, so uncanny
Nah, man, the 1st one can pass as nuclear revenge. Also, wise words right there "never mess with a quiet man", true, can confirm that most quiet people can f you over cause instead of running their mouth, they have more time to analize and plot some nasty stuff if you do them wrong. 🤣🤣
"I am a simple quiet man"
As the quiet one in school i first this.
Its Super Nova revenge
The Chad story was f**king r/SuperNova That crap was THE BEST revenge ive EVER heard
Yes, that OP is now my hero!
Nearly as good as the divorce one
But wait! He's not done yet. Find out next time in 8 years from now what OP will do next
not really, supernova ends with someone dead, this is just top of the line nuclear revenge.
He was FRICKIN RELENTLESS
This is probably my favourite subreddit, I think watching bad people be put down and punished is my fetish.
The thing about quiet people is they don't have fury
They have wrath.
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"The wise man fears three: The moonless night, the sea at storm, the wrath of a gentle man"
Doctoa D a gentle man’s wrath can be terrifying if you push it too far
Where's that from ?
@@oopadoopa1333 From the book "The wise man's fear" by Patrick Rothfuss
Thank you !!
"That evening, after a few beers, he had a brilliant idea" This phrase is so powerful
Copenhageek I felt that
Chad: *Destruction 100 x 10000000*
Canadians are always nice, but _when_ they get angry, it seems like they are letting out everything that accumulated over the last few years 😂
only destruction 1000000000?
Let's say destruction 10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^100
If I remember correctly the name of this number is Googolplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexplexian
I stalked my friends dog
She noticed
Let me play with her dog alot
Her dog loves me now
one day her dog prefers me over her
PandaWall 。 whoaaaa
How to steal dogs
R/puppybloopers
I see... I see d.va
r/foundthemobileuser lol
No the OP in the first story wasn't a hate stalker he was a set things right stalker. Chad owes him big time for taking the time and trouble to correct his misdeeds.
He did it cause he hated chad. He is a hate stalker. But that's not necessarily bad
I don't even think that Chad story constitutes stalking. That's just taking the time to give a bad person exactly what he deserves.
I think the chad story belongs on "r/ultimaterevenge". it's not questionably legal like "r/nuclearrevenge" but too good to be on "r/prorevenge".
r/Superovarevenge
Nuh it is definitely nuclearrevenge and upwards. I can't think of anything more extreme both quality and quantity-wise that doesn't involve murdering a loved one or sth
Sotiris Maragos but nuclearrevenge stories must break a law of some kind. Otherwise they belong in prorevenge. Prorevenge is just a range from legal nuclearrevenge to revenge that is just substantial pettyrevenge.
@@yggdrasil3285 supernova is more extreme on thr questionably legal scale than nuclear, so that wouldn't fit.
Pro-revenge is spending 1 year to get revenge, 10 years is something between pro-revenge and nuclear-revenge.
The Holy Grail of Revenge. The new definition of revenge. Look it up in the dictionary, see a reference to some guy name Chad. Revenge so epic that it has Kayne thinking about apologizing to Taylor Swift for fear she might get him back for that one incident he caused. Revenge so sweet that confection companies are envious. Revenge so diabolical that one time the devil himself, Donald Trump, was like, "DDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
Epic-Revenge, thy victim's name is Chad.
That first story man, that was just awesome, I wish that it could be animated so I can see the op form the Grinch's evil grin when they start plotting their revenge every time, with the song "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" playing in the background lol, but anyway awesome video bro.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles
Man Gravy quality dad joke 👌
Man Gravy :|
ugh
get out
*facedesk*
Never underestimate the power of beer and pick-up trucks
The first story should be under r/supernova revenge
yeah
Unknownuser 156: No. If it ended with Chad having both his legs crushed by a steamroller, his nuts and schlong chopped off by a dull and rusty chainsaw, his throat, stomach and lungs filled with tar, his eyes pulled out with a corkscrew and nailed to the ground with a wooden stake right through his chest spending days, weeks or even months wishing for a quick death before slooooooooooowly dying, THAT would be r/supernovarevenge!
@@nils920 jeez...
Chad was utterly ruined. Sounds like Nuclear Revenge to me. 😎
@@nils920 thats gonna happen in the future. This story will never end. He will get revenge in the afterlife too.
I'm getting ready for school and really needed some great stories to listen to. Great timing!
13:52
Why is this movie not already in production
In the thumbnail tho.......
Girl: YOU CAN’T STOP ME!
John cena: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*
Edit1: thanks 4 the heart R/ :D
Memes.
*YOU CAN’T SEE ME, MY TIME IS NOW!*
(Suplexs woman)
@@supersanscraftcommentediti5337 And cue the credits.
The wamen got straight yeeted
_W-_ *HOW?!*
I LITERALLY CLICKED ON THE NOTIFICATION 0.5 SECONDS AFTER IT POPPED UP, _AND THERE'S ALREADY 6 COMMENTS??_
_n A n i ?_
Zaim Shahmi maybe these people got the notification earlier
I have a phone and I pay my bill. I demand I be notified .5 seconds before the rest of the world. I don’t care about how long it takes for signals to travel. Just make it happen.
Some people get it early because some live close to r/slash ( I dunno) or they are quick.
NANI
I was first
I am
BOT
I always first
*Lights JEep on fire after sinking it* Chad: Welp it can get on fire if it gets wet! I think...
Wow now that's a lot of damage
wow now that's a lot of cringe
Yeah
Phil Swift here with some pro-revenge
Yep and no fucks have been given about chad too.
This meme died months ago. Please stop.
As a Canadian citizen, I can tell you from personal experience, the Canadian Revenue Agency makes the IRS look like a bunch of fond grannies. The CRA has all the social niceties of a rabid wolverine. With toothache.
Sandra Nelson unless you’re an immigrant hellbent on cheating taxes because Trudeau.
There is always that one asshole who will unnecessarily bring up politics when it has nothing whatsoever to do with the topic at hand. Guess we found him.
I misread that As Canadian Revenge Agency and was momentarily confused.
I have always found the CRA quite helpful and generally a little generous personally, Mind you I purposely throw extra money on taxes after a big bill a while back
@@wolpertinger. Nope, born here, half Swedish, half Scottish. At the time I was unemployed, struggling to pay rent. My Dad did my taxes, and made a HUGE mistake , so the CRA gave me a chunk of money as a return. Great!! I needed every penny to pay bills, rent, bus money...trying to look for work. Then to find out that because of the mistake, while I was on unemployment I had to pay back $90.00 a month for a year. I went into a depression and almost killed myself. But I somehow found some work and paid it off eventually. Then, a few yrs later, a place that I did some temping at misfiled some pay stubs, and I got dinged AGAIN, and had to spend another yr trying to pay off a tax bill. This time, they were actually ashamed of themselves for what they did to me. But I still had to find some way. I have had to go to depression and anxiety councilling, worried my poor GP because she thought I would commit suicide, took some great antidepressants. Am now on disability. Hurray.
Excuse me? I didn’t do anything! Why all the hate???
Fuck u Chad
🤣
Fuck u Chad
Chad ur a ass
You know that chad ^ could not be the same one
That first one. That revenge deserved to be tsar bomb nuclear
Sukhra that is Super Nova Revenge
That’s freaking B61-12 bomb nuclear
Revenge using patience is a very beautiful thing.
"Who are you?"
"I'm the darn tootin' Batman!"
Why does this sound like something you might hear in buzzfeed unsolved...
13:50 That's a great way of putting it. XD
About chad story: If your friend can make you rich, he can break your life
I have a cousin named chad, about as bad as the chad in the first story, must be something about that name.
Had a rotten coworker named Chad. Something about that name
Virgin xBluegamerx vs. Chad xBluegamerx's cousin
Hey rSlash, you might not read this but when you hit 1Mil you should do an hour long special face reveal and every 15 minutes you switched reddits. So like first 15 entitledparents, next 15 prorevenge, next nuclearrevenge, and finally whatever you want. That would be rad!!!
Edit: wow I really didnt expect this to go anywhere, thanks for all the support and Rslash thanks for the heart!!!
Liking to put it up.
Thank you!!! Leta get him to see it!!!
HOLY CRAP NO WAY!!!
@@hollowtheyeen Sweet!
Woah, I think you just might’ve done something 🤯👏🏾👏🏾Brilliant!!
The carpenter's story gets even better when you realize he was like 23-33 throughout the story, he grew into adulthood hunting this man down like the punisher, this man who was 33-43 maybe even going on 50. Like he was some vigilante badass hunting down a grizzled old criminal who had killed his parents.
*Rslash makes a pun*
Me:NYEEEHH *throws phone across room*
You're voice is always so uplifting. It makes my day to watch your vids and hear your chipper voice. It sounds like you're permanently trying to stifle a laugh lol. Anyway, keep up the good work 🤘❤💋
The first dude is a SAVAGE!! It was beautiful
The first story goes to show... NEVER mess with a builder's tools.
The craziest thing about "Chad" is that if he would have ran his carpentry business legitimately, he would have been wildly successful.
The dude spent his life on getting revenge on Chad because he made him get fired
Sounds like something I would do
That Chad story reminds me of that one episode of American Dad where Roger went too crazy lengths for revenge
First and I am the ENTITLED GUY AGAIN WHERE IS YOU'RE DOGGG!!!!!!
Indeed. Where is de puppo
AUTO CORRECT I HATE YOU. YOU STUPID POOP
@@ego0obaby omg. I can't believe I didnt notice that. You have my gratitude
You aren't first
@@traskforge well do you have proof?
The first one was basically this
Chad: plays +2 uno card
Guy of the story: first uses a reverse card, and then proceeds to use 10 +4 cards
Story starting at 9:47
I have a very similar thing that happened with my grandparents. Some people moved into the house next to them a few years ago, and the original owners had made a driveway that cut into their yard. So my grandparents basically own part of their driveway.
Now when these new people moved in, they were just assholes about it. They even would park their cars in front of my GRANDPARENTS’ house instead of their own. This is incredibly petty and obviously very rude, as they only have one car, and can park in their own garage, driveway, or in front of THEIR OWN house. This is out of their way.
So whenever I go over there (quite a bit), I always park a little in front of that driveway. And if they park in front of their house, I just pull up right against them. There’s no revenge here, but these people are just so rude and entitled and I can’t stand it.
the chad story
this is why ur nice 2 everyone
u feel better about ur self
and u dont get a psycho path chasing u and ruining ur life (though most of what he did to cahd cant be done 2 me besides point)
"Defending the innocent with beer and a pickup truck"
Can I use that?
*Never underestimate the fury of a quiet man* It's always the quiet ones lmao
I just had an idea for revenge.
1. Steal said person's car keys
2. When they aren't around, get in their car, and park it in their yard/driveway so that it blocks the front door to their house.
3. Throw away the keys.
Now, not only can they not get in their home, but they can't use their car either. And they can't vandalize said car in their anger like someone would in this scenario, because it's THEIR CAR! Just make sure they don't have a dash cam.
Edit: well, I guess they could go and get new keys for their car, but they would have to go to a business or family member to get it. And what are they going to do, drive there?
Also avoid getting dna in it
@@als2480 not possible, I mean it is, it'd be hard though
@@imnotaclown9603 but you can still wear gloves and stuff
@@colinmcleod491 True, but if they have a big enough car, it would prove extremely tedious for them to enter. And you could probably do something to block the other entrances as well, such as planting immense amounts of poison oak/ivy, pay someone much stronger than said person to haul heavy rocks the person can't lift to block it, etc. But thanks for pointing that out.
RavenclAwesome get it towed? Call a fucking Uber? Try again revenge padawan
I love that you're a father now, because you've been telling dad jokes, what appears to be your whole life. It's the job you were always meant for ☺
Its only a half hour and the comment is over 200....wow y'all so fast, is even faster then my relationship... ;-;
Story Number 1 Should Be The 2nd Ever Supernova Revenge Story!
What is number 1
BRUH I DIED WHEN HE SAID “ I think there’s something FISHY going on” 😂. Idk why but it made me just burst out in laughter
Stalker? More like badass
“After a few beers, he had a brilliant idea.”
…that’s never something you want to hear.
I was thinking the same thing dude
I respect the man that got revenge after like, 10 YEARS. MAD RESPECT MAN!
DAMMM BOI CHAD GOT FCK OVER BADDDDD revenge is sweet
Never been to a video so fast. Love your vids R Slash!
I absolutely lost it at that genuine little laugh at 8:14... Even rSlash couldn't help himself haha.
9:28 Is he the stalker or the S.T.A.L.K.E.R.?
*Cheeki breeki intensifies*
Cheeki breeki avdamke
That story wasn't pro revenge, that was *obliteration* revenge!
Op was so dedicated to making chads life a living hell. dude didnt know when to stop
I'm ADDICTED to your videos, so this is YOUR fault. I DEMAND much more videos because that's my right as an entitled subscriber! If you refuse what i DESERVE i will call the cops and you will go to jail for a long time, buddy!
On another note, thanks for your entertaining videos! Keep up the great work! ;)
But if you send him to jail.... You will get NO Videos instead of too few.... That makes no sence dude!
Yes i know what sarcasm is^^
Karen alert! Get the masks and vaccines out! Hide your Nintendo Switches!
Nah but really, good one!
This may not be a good question to ask but after blurring our the curse words, are your videos monetized now?
@funny punjabi cartoon 240p free download well, not everyone gets the ads. I didn't get a single ad
I'm fairly new to TH-cam kinda, what does monetized mean?
@@AliCatGtz
It means you get money from adverts on your videos
I've watched so many of these pro revenge and entitled parents and choosing beggars in a row that I was inspired to talk back to my father who usually always gets the last word (I knew this because my sister and him always go back and fourth). And when I told him "I'm not even going to try and fight because I know you always want and get the last word" he went speechless for a good minute trying to prove me wrong and then went on to say something to try and retaliate that response and I have never felt more accomplished in my life because I am normally the one who doesn't get into arrangements :) thank you for exposing me to these videos that give me the motivation to speak up!
8 years in jail it should be 50 years
8 years is still a long time to be away from society, a long time out of the system (not knowing the latest technology, movies, ect.) And when he does get out, his imprisonment reputation alone will have him blackballed.
The one about chad should have been at least nuclear
That first guy was SAVAGE. He didn’t get revenge, he DECIMATED the man
You should name your kid EK
I'd hate myself if that was my name
Poor Chad
Oh who am I kidding
F*** CHAD!
Logos135 ! A Ah Aha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
the "Fishy" joke at the end made me crack up so much for no reason.
Is it me or do u come here everyday for new stories?😂🤷🏾♂️
The first story, The guy was saying
"I'm about to end this mans (Chad) entire career."
*Life