Gay Math, It’s a Thing. How Do They Calculate
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ต.ค. 2023
- We have a gentleman here show us how gay mathematics is done then we have 2 ladies in a luxury car showing us how girl math is done. Then we have another lovely lady talking about breads and bakery.
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Gay math is the only math that dosent multiply.
Underrated
....dang.
XD +1
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Is girl maths just being delulu with money?"
Yes, Maxim, Yes it is.
So they think points are money it's just like voucher not real money I'm a gamer but I do not spend all of them on games I need to eat too
“So we are just going to throw normal correct maths out of the window…”
Yes, Maxim, yes we are…
when he said if you have four siblings one of them is gay
me with my sibling
now which one of you nast mo_
"I bought 20 dollars worth of scratch tickets and made 70."
Okay, okay, let her cook, she actually made money this time.
And then I heard,
"So I made 70, not 50." 💀💀💀
Please don't take these type of girls as the token for all girls, there great female scientists who would also crush these girls!! 😂😂😂
Officer : "did u have any alcohol tonight?"
Gay Man : "i had two shots but its ok, im gay"
Officer : "Understandable. Have a nice evening."
😂😂😂😂😂
@@Tygermite I mean ... you can't expect a gay man to drive STRAIGHT
The cop: omg babe you are sober ay eff! Drive safe queen ❤
(The cop is a San Fran gay)
Gambler Math: When you win in gambling, you win in gambling. It doesn’t matter how many times you had to lose to get there. Also play again, you’ll win next time!
There is also the other Gambler Math: If you win while gambling it's not actually gambling.
When gambling you can win 10 000% of your money but can only lose 100%. Also 90% of gamblers give up before they hit big.
Gambling math:
If you're gambling there's 50% chance win or lose, if you're not gambling you're 100% lose
Sounds remarkably close to TH-cam math. Just one more video...
Yup, you cant leave on a losing streak, you need to win first. But you never leave when you're winning, so you need to keep playing.
Man Math: If I get up at 5am, go to the gym 4x a week and take cold showers, I’ll become a millionaire
That's won't work unless you're drinking lawnmower sauce and wearing some brand clothes too.
@@BiGCheese009Ton tonton tond ton thon.
@@BiGCheese009: And taking baths in acetone. . . .
Naw, that's just people who watch and listen to "alpha male" life coaches.
Well naw, but you are a lot more likely to get a girlfriend with whom to observe Women Math 😁😂
French math: if you’re in a room with 254 other French people and 1 German person, you’re actually in a room with 254 people surrendering, and 1 person slightly confused by how easily he won.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
SAVAGE!
@@tcm844 I mean, I’m French by birth, so I can make those jokes, lol.
@@Blizzard0fOz93good joke bro 😂
@@rommy007 I try, lol.
Australian outback math
Oi, it is just down the road - 500km
Oi, it is down the long road - 1500km
Oi, just drive for a bit, chuck a left and drive a bit more - 3000km
This is false. We all know that 500km in Australia is basically next door.
@@kingpickle3712 You're false, we all know that 3000km is basically a millimetre.
Boats not included.
Single Broke Guy Math: If I have $20 and a store only has name brand cereal for $6 a box, I have $20 because I'm not buying cereal that isn't on the damaged or expired rack.
Single Broke Guy Math: Picked up 105 pennies, 3 nickels & a dime today. Looks like ramen noodles for dinner.
“I have four siblings!”
Dude, you count too. There’s a total of five siblings in your family, so you’re safe. 😉
You passed the test and are, indeed, good at math :)
its gay math so if you have 5-6 siblings(because he said 3 or 4 so you add 2ish) than 1 is gay according to the math.
@@MalixFarwinonce it is above 4, two are gay
Maxim Math: Two Faddahfahkkin guys + One Delulu = Jesus Christ on a motorbike.
😂😂
The last time Jesus entered Jerusalem was on a donkey, when he returns it might be on a motorbike.
By watching those girls discuss their profitable shopping, I now understand why women fashion brands are so rich.
And remember womens clothes are always far cheaper than mens
😂 the dad bit took me out
Yeah he making sure dad ain't in ear shot. And he's still hears u.
But it's still true though
My dad does seem to say "if I were gay, id be all over kurt russell" a lot.
That gay maths thing might be right
So, if your relationship with your family is perfect, you no longer need food to survive. I must've missed that lesson in science.
Pft. Checked with my girl and confirmed that THIS is NOT "girl math." It's mislabeled and should say "daddy's money math."
No...I actually AM craving that pizza, not my dad. Thanks
Depends what u mean by “I” … 😅
@NICHS1994 no it doesn't. I means me. That only means one thing, literally me
@@khaos1999 Nope lol
@NICHS1994 ok, well, good luck with your endeavor of the English language
@@khaos1999 🃏 lol
Dude it's not only just gay or girl math, the origin of all of them is hoe math. Check that out as well.
Same goes for boy math
Theres a Thot
Why does that stupid shit exists
You are the original reaction TH-camr I’ve been watching since 2014. You’re the best bro keep it up!
Boston math: if you have 45 teabags, you don’t have 45 teabags, you have 45 underwater teabags, _and_ one angry Brit
Teabags are supposed to go underwater. That’s how you make tea.
😂🤣 This why I failed math, because it's all nonsense 🤣 I needed this. Bless your heart.
Girl math is not math.
but gay math checks out ..... well besides the drinking part @@bobfg3130
@@bobfg3130 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Yeah you might be gay cuz normal math aint mathing for you
@@bobfg3130 ur a complete savage xd
This guy is becoming a national treasure. 😆 We need a Delulu shirts.
It exists.
Delulu Pro Max 9000 should be a shirt
@@Filipe1020 I’d buy one.
Craving mother and father energy? What if I'm just a big guy who's hungry 😂 A whole lot of delulu going on in this video!
"Delulu" is my new favourite word.
Delulu is the best Solulu
Mexican Math, if you see a Mexican with 5 shots of tequila he’s only had one. If you see him finishing the whole tequila bottle he is not drunk yet and it counts as 2 shoots of tequila and he’s just warming up.
A bottle of tequila only counts as one drink ☝️
Shots*
😅
🤣
I agree... I'm Latin and that's true.
I... have... 4 siblings...
**Intensive Sweat**
Gay guy needs a reality check. That's not how family works.
Edit: That craving lady is craving therapy.
"Hey, what type of maths is this? Oh wait, I forgot it's gay maths." I am still rolling on the floor.
MaximBady bringing the exact style of content that got me addicted to his videos all these years later
Ok I'm pretty sure the first 2 videos were fake but they were hilarious! Especially the 2nd 1 cause I can see that actually being a real thing 🤣🤣🤣
The 3rd video however, might actually be real, but I'm already used to such stupidity levels online lol
RIP 😂😂😂😂 I don't think we'll ever see home after this again 😂🙈🙈
Impossible not to laugh whenever I watch your videos
“Praying to Taylor Swift...” 🤣🤣🤣 As a NON-Swiftie, I loved this bit. XD
"That is also African time!" 😂
Love ya stuff man its amazing!
I would be uncomfortable if this is brought up in schools.
That's just 'SCIENCE' he said 😂😂😂
*shhe
3:37 I was hoping for it to be an African dad voiceover from EmanWekesa or Monzz Ent saying “Jeeeessusss what did you say ahh” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Asian Maths:* Always looks for offers and NEVER buy an item at whole price, it’s always go bulk or go home. Buy clothes only in the festival season!!!
I freaking love girl math. I invest in ulta, and louis Vuitton. Great investments. Women spend like... There's no comparison 😂😂😂
Hmmm....
This is clever ...
Hmmm..... If I make some cash soon, thx in advance. 😊
Yeah man, I feel you, I've heard this one, comparing their investment to bag and shoes with gold and stocks 😂
My dad needs to just come live with me at this point because I'm always craving Pizza & bread. But also I need cheese on my pizza and in my bread so my mom must come too. Actually let me just move back home to avoid hunger
Solid computation here!
Polish Math: If a Polish guy drank only 1 beer after work with his colleagues, how many beers did he drink in total? Answer: 2 bottles of Vodka.
I went from the video with the girl wanting access to a man's bank account to this video about girl math. 😂
This is so funny! Good video
That sounds like African math 😂 , ever show up early
🤣😂🤣 man ending was darn funny
I think my brain rebooted during the video because i forgot I was watching and zoned out till the end.
I guess i'm not delulu😆
I think my brain just committed suicide
This dude is hilarious 😂😂😂❤❤❤
0:35 this was so funny 😂
And we thought High School maths was confusing .
“Jesus Christ on a motorbike “😂
I've been searching for this comment 😂
Wow, we lived at the same era as those people with 5000 BC brain power.
You should watch the pyramids documentaries. 5000bc brainpower is something to brag about
ADHD math:
If I have 10,000 fidgets I’m going hyper
If I have 1 Pompom I’m fine
If I’m talking to someone I can’t focus
If i’m alone I can focus on anything
the closeup got me laughing so hard
BOI!!! I had a piece of baguette in my mouth when she said that!!!
Seems like that last delula heard the phrase the dad is the breadwinner and ran with it
I really wish "girl math" worked😂😂😂😂
That delulu get me every single time
Papa Maxim gonna drop the thunder 😅
As a Gold Vedic Olympiad math winner, I know about straight division. When I told my other friend that does vedic that I like gay division (regular curved division.) He showed me this.
Wh..at??
The math definitely mathing with this one
"What did you say?" #Boondocks
Nice one!
CaseOh math: if CaseOh goes to McDonald’s and orders one Big Mac, by the time he leaves he would have eaten the whole McDonald’s
lool your so funny dude love the vids
If there is an offer to buy 2 items and save $2 but I buy just 1 and save $6. That's a savings. My math 😂
Me at lunch time after watching this video: Perhaps I am craving for both my father and mother 🤔
Equal opportunity incest. Impressive
Girl math are more comedian than American math 😭😂😂
The math is MATHING
Soooooo.... according to the second clip... if I am a penguin... but I think about pigeons.. does that make me a pigeon instead?
"Ooooh boi here we go"
Gauss are really proud of this humanity iam sure
Girl math is sugar baby math.
LMAO. I love this.
the delulu levels are strong with this one.
OH BOY HERE WE GO
Girl maths is maths, that sends a Mars space craft to the Sun and not to Mars as it was intended to...😅 😂😂😊
The end.... 😂😂😂
Not praying to Taylor swift 😂😂
maxim your behaving like my math teach rn (well obessed w calculaters if no ty)
@0:40 That part 😂😂😂
Bro's about to get the belt.
New calculation problem to solve:what are they on?😂what do they consume that we donť?
Now I understand it. They use fancy explenations to say that they are trying to devide by 0.
The last one is so funny
"Praying to Taylor Swift" 🤣
him: *makes submersible joke*
me: *sighh*
*instantly opens comments*
Jessssuuusssss christttttt onnnnn aaaaa motaaaaa bikeeeee😂😂😂
The girl math is so true. 😂
I'm craving Fish. What does this mean 😂😂😂
Stop the sweating because of the 4 siblings 😂
Best ending 😂😂
Italian math: 🤌 + 🤌 = 🤌🤌
I like this guy every joke makes me die luaghing i even subsribed
Yes, we fly.
That's enough internet for the year... all 377 days of the year. 🌚
That last lady : If you are craving anything at all, you're not hungry you just want X thing
Maxim they are all dilulu aiight😅😅💯😌🤦🏾♀️👋🏾🇨🇦🙄
LOL... "Hey, that is also African maths!"... Damn if this guy doesn't crack me up.
I suck at NORMAL math.
But this, is just... in your words, delulu.
Somebody send this to Leo😂😂😂😂.
I should make my own math
"Jesus Christ ….. on a motorbike"
As a girl, I cannot comprehend how girl math works…