Doing TikTok While About To Give Birth

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  • @Victoryshout_nz
    @Victoryshout_nz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +240

    Wonder if the baby was born drunk? The baby would definitely feel a full glass of wine through the umbilical cord.

  • @UnstableYT-u7k
    @UnstableYT-u7k ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    The next generation will start making tiktoks while inside the womb and making vlogs “day in the life of a fetus” “inside the womb tour”

    • @DelFlo
      @DelFlo ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Lmaaaooooo 😂😂😂 “coming out the womb full glam”

    • @Pokomonsss
      @Pokomonsss ปีที่แล้ว +76

      “I’m one of two twins. Check out my wombmate.”

    • @CaptainFoufeu
      @CaptainFoufeu ปีที่แล้ว

      Sucking the thumb and slay.

    • @ernimuja6991
      @ernimuja6991 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Plenty of room here from all the men that have been doing interior rearrangements.

    • @random_meta
      @random_meta 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ernimuja6991Tell me you're a virgin without telling me you're a virgin

  • @othmaankamall7479
    @othmaankamall7479 ปีที่แล้ว +1595

    Now i can see why aliens are avoiding us...

  • @balgain8613
    @balgain8613 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    DO NOT ALLOW drinking of any alcohol during pregnancy! Unless you want your baby to be disabled and make your life and your kids more difficult.
    1 glass of wine during bad time is all it takes. We dont know when is a good time, so every time is a bad time.
    Its called fetal alcohol syndrome if you are interested

    • @dynogamergurl
      @dynogamergurl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      The risks of damage also tend to happen and be more severe during the early stages of pregnancies. I really hope this lady wasn’t drinking then too 😢

    • @MoltenSamurai
      @MoltenSamurai 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      Yeah, drinking during pregnancy is bad, of course, but a glass of wine while she is literally about to deliver will probably have no effect tbh.

    • @Resilience93
      @Resilience93 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      we'll her mother was obviously drinking when pregnant with her

    • @WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS
      @WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      ​​@@MoltenSamuraiyeah, at that point the baby is already fully developed. I don't recommend it tho..

    • @valeriaswanne
      @valeriaswanne 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      While I doubt that the fully formed baby will suddenly develop FAS, it's still absolutely absurd to be having wine like that!!

  • @FemboyEngineer
    @FemboyEngineer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    My birth mother drank and took drugs during pregnancy, I was adopted ate age 1, my tip is to NEVER EVER GO NEAR substances when you’re pregnant. When I was born, I had twitches due to withdrawal of those substances and later on when I was 8/9 misdiagnosed with Autism and put into an autism unit and put on masses of drugs which was absolutely horrible and my parents sued the NHS. I’m pleased to say I’m almost 18 I have lost what small amount of physical and mental traits associated with the FAS. I was never there to witness what could’ve been an ethanol induced downfall from day one but my theory was I had exposure to it whilst I was in “negligible” stages of formation. Who knows how much she could’ve drank off camera 💔.

    • @Vero2yu
      @Vero2yu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That is honestly retarded bcz you said never go near any substances, when you are pregnant, dude WTF why go near it at all? Only completely braindead ones would willingly go near those pathetic things which include alcohol and cigarettes, as well as that junk that people stick behind their lips.
      *Smh, when you are pregnant, nobody need to go near those filthy things at all nor should.*

  • @JeDindk
    @JeDindk ปีที่แล้ว +522

    There's a reason why horror houses are not popular anymore ... they can't compete with the reality of 2023.

    • @K101cool
      @K101cool 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I am honestly sad like Jesus christ wtf man her kid is going to be lonely and genetically messed up

    • @officialen6719
      @officialen6719 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So true 😢

    • @Rebecca-nx5ec
      @Rebecca-nx5ec 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂💯

  • @royalnovember66
    @royalnovember66 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    A woman dont need no makeup when giving birth to "slay", she actually bringing life into the world. That's pretty metal already.

    • @goodboix3528
      @goodboix3528 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Failed reaching Nirvana... ...commence spawning

    • @thegalantic6986
      @thegalantic6986 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Not a woman so I'm just guessing here. But isn't there a chance that you start crying from the pain? Wouldn't that ruin all the makeup?

    • @bleehh
      @bleehh 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      ​@@thegalantic6986 there's waterproof makeup that can last. There are also setting sprays that can help. With the right products, makeup can withstand sweat and physical activity.
      With that said, as a woman, I don't understand why anyone would want to look like a runway model while they're in labor.

    • @Rumplegirlskin
      @Rumplegirlskin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@bleehh~ There is no giving birth pretty. A lot of people think that, including myself, but no matter what waterproof makeup you have on, your make up will be ruined at the end of the birthing process even if you have a C-section.

    • @blanket_theif
      @blanket_theif 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@thegalantic6986chance? CHANCE!?! If you start crying from a broken bone, the how about your flesh being ripped apart for 9+ hours? OF COURSE YOU CRY

  • @-Beliver-Edits-
    @-Beliver-Edits- ปีที่แล้ว +776

    I can already imagine the terrible life the child has ahead of him.

    • @SP-oe8ui
      @SP-oe8ui ปีที่แล้ว +31

      well said total facts

    • @Hadri_ART
      @Hadri_ART ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Fr, scary

    • @bamf6603
      @bamf6603 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      this kid probably going to spend most of his time in the streets

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hope its a delinquent

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@digstrememcdingus1463
      Well you seem like a nice person, wishing for an unborn child to have a terrible life..
      Who touched you?
      Was it a teacher, a priest?
      Was it dadddy...?

  • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
    @Michelle_Schu-blacka ปีที่แล้ว +622

    *I've said it before...*
    We need to start requiring licences to be parents.

    • @stress.homework.eat.repeat
      @stress.homework.eat.repeat ปีที่แล้ว +41

      this isnt a bad idea 🤔

    • @misterkyler
      @misterkyler ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I said this on Instagram and while it got 140 likes and a good bit of comments agreed, others called me a nazi and said I wanted eugenics

    • @Durio_zibethinus
      @Durio_zibethinus ปีที่แล้ว +29

      In my culture there's a test for 40 days before the marriage day. In that time they will be trained and tested, so they'll capable enough to take care each other and has a knowledge to build a family right way (parenthood is no joke).
      It sad that people nowadays don't value a peaceful home 😔

    • @Sekir80
      @Sekir80 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Durio_zibethinus What is this truly advanced culture, may I ask?

    • @Sekir80
      @Sekir80 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, anyone interested this idea is floating around in pop culture. Just search for: Parenthood (1989) "Tod's Dad's Breakfast" and listen to Keanu.

  • @owenjolley351
    @owenjolley351 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    *If I was that woman’s child and I saw that video I would put myself up for adoption.*

  • @billyhills9933
    @billyhills9933 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I can imagine her wanting the baby cleaned up and then reinserted so that it can be filmed coming out again but looking perfect.

    • @goodboix3528
      @goodboix3528 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      PUT IT BAAAAACK looooool

    • @Lotus-Bane
      @Lotus-Bane 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      The fact that I just imagined that actually happening... 🤦‍♂️

    • @bar506
      @bar506 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You know? When i was a kid my mom always joked about how she wants to eat me so i will go back to her womb but its sad that in this case she won't be joking 😂😂😂

    • @fanteo777
      @fanteo777 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@bar506....your mom what?

    • @bar506
      @bar506 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@fanteo777 it was a joke like she loves me so much she wants me to stay close to her but the fact the someone actually thinks of something similar scares me

  • @ashleywilczynski2921
    @ashleywilczynski2921 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    When I was pregnant with my first child my due date came and went. I was very young and my mother in law told me to have a glass of wine because it would relax my body and help me go into labor. It's an old wives tale and it didn't work. I've always felt guilty about it even though my son is now 12 and perfectly healthy.

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      One glass of wine probably doesn’t cause any measurable harm, you shouldn’t feel guilty about it.

    • @ashleywilczynski2921
      @ashleywilczynski2921 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Sniperboy5551 I know it more then likely won't/didn't. Especially since he was fully developed but I can't shake the guilt even after all this time. I appreciate your comment though.

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ashleywilczynski2921 That's just being sensible, glad he's safe and sound

    • @quothh3631
      @quothh3631 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      you seem like a great mother. but yes as the comments said one glass wouldnt do anything to the child. i hope you and your son live a long healthy life

    • @ashleywilczynski2921
      @ashleywilczynski2921 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@quothh3631 thank you ❤️

  • @muscacholi
    @muscacholi ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Maxim such a g that even through his comedy he genuinely wishes health and happiness for the mom and baby. That's what a real man looks like.

    • @tahliamiles684
      @tahliamiles684 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mate he’s literally made a video reacting to a child and making sexual comments to a literal child!!! Saying he wants her to suck him
      Off he’s not a good man at all

    • @quothh3631
      @quothh3631 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      true but idk abt a real man. that's what a real normal good human being looks like

    • @vivekjk6729
      @vivekjk6729 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maximbady was a medical student at one point. i think he is a doctor now.

  • @btsarmyforever3816
    @btsarmyforever3816 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Most women when they feel contractions they brush their teeth shower, wash their hair. So they can feel fresh. And blow-dry it. Apply some lotion and powder if possible. And deodorant. And it ends there. Idk anyone who does make up like this during labor.

    • @pinkzebra74
      @pinkzebra74 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      My nephew's late wife had full makeup and really thick long false eyelashes for labor. Actually she never went anywhere without doing that. I was in so much pain with my daughter that I honestly didn't care what I looked like. I was just glad to lose that urgency to pee every 5 minutes.

    • @michellea3082
      @michellea3082 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      it’s a whole trend now 🤦🏻‍♀️ i hate it

  • @Blizzard0fOz93
    @Blizzard0fOz93 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    …. Do people not have priorities, anymore?

    • @squirt3393
      @squirt3393 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Their priority is social media attention. They should be savoring the moment but they are such narcissists they can't focus on anything but themselves getting attention.

    • @Blizzard0fOz93
      @Blizzard0fOz93 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@squirt3393 exactly my point. Health should come before viewers.

    • @wtfx5757
      @wtfx5757 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is the type of video that makes me want to move to the mountains and live in some remote cabin never to be seen again

    • @Blizzard0fOz93
      @Blizzard0fOz93 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wtfx5757 if I did that, I would have to change my name to Plays-With-Squirrels, after the greatest hermit who ever lived.

    • @m_r_ii
      @m_r_ii 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      my mom packed her bags, drove herself to the hospital, sat in the lobby and waited, even had time to do a little shopping while having contractions. She's having contractions, not dying of cancer. This also isn't her first child so the pregnancy is probably easier on her. She's still in the earlier part of labor and the baby won't be out for another 12-25 hours. Y'all need to calm down on judging random people, ESPECIALLY if you don't know anything about pregnancy. If she wants to do makeup before labor, that's her decision, and honestly isn't even harmful.
      She's most likely doing the makeup to distract herself from contractions.
      Calm tf down.

  • @dorondavid4698
    @dorondavid4698 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Lmao, "The Lord saved you the first time" 😂😂😂

  • @woody8577
    @woody8577 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Starting to feel much better about being a single male.

    • @MessianicChristianFollowship86
      @MessianicChristianFollowship86 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      YES, very much agreed mate

    • @Sekir80
      @Sekir80 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hello guys! Can I join?

    • @woody8577
      @woody8577 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Sekir80 Welcome aboard.

    • @Senorzilchnzero
      @Senorzilchnzero ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You have NO idea how good you have it.

    • @MrHotguy034
      @MrHotguy034 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      100% bro i got lucky, but it took me 30 years to find someone good.

  • @strider4life696
    @strider4life696 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    At this point Jesus should just start his own biker gamg, ‘cause he stay on his motorbike 😂

  • @carolinpurayidom4570
    @carolinpurayidom4570 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    actually in amish villages and some women can go through contraction while doing housework and moving about it apparently get the labour going faster and quicker. but in the end of the day do whats best for your body and baby as well

    • @Sarah-psalm127
      @Sarah-psalm127 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Other then the very large glass of wine i have no issue with the first one. Early labor pains are easy to deal with, and the best way to deal with it is distraction. Doing her make up and tik tok videos do the job perfectly. I have never cared much for how i look during birth, but i know a lot of moms do.

  • @TruthSlayer1
    @TruthSlayer1 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    God I feel sorry for the child, of the 1st woman, having a mother who is this vapid and narcissistic... smdh... she really thinks she is doing something... social media has ruined society...

    • @quothh3631
      @quothh3631 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      that's a lot to infer from just one short video, while i agree that it is weird i dont know about conducting a personality analysis on the woman and her parenting capabilities from just this

    • @anatoliagolden-hall4553
      @anatoliagolden-hall4553 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@quothh3631With my two eyes, I can see that the TikTok lady really thinks she’s doing something profound.

  • @giulianaartist6664
    @giulianaartist6664 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "OMYGAWD this is soooo GROSS!"
    *PROCEEDS TO DRINK MORE* 😂😂😂😂

    • @bishara3062
      @bishara3062 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yh as a girl I can confirm that some girls are gross

  • @ForestPantherGod
    @ForestPantherGod ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Self-centered nature of this tik-tok generation will be the death of humanity.

    • @devinnorsworthy9154
      @devinnorsworthy9154 ปีที่แล้ว

      She is horrible...

    • @kaushikdas47
      @kaushikdas47 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Isn't it already ?

    • @onemanoneperpes1119
      @onemanoneperpes1119 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That and added stupidity.

    • @coolbeans7z539
      @coolbeans7z539 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ah yes gen z the only generation that drank alcohol during pregnancy

    • @KatyaMaruskov
      @KatyaMaruskov 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Welcome to the end times, Ladies and gentlemen

  • @guilhermecaiado5384
    @guilhermecaiado5384 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The fist lady literally drink a whole wine bottle, she was drunk on the last video.
    Im pretty sure it wasnt the first time.
    Wonder how bright her baby will be, soon enough will say that countries are other planets.

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fetal alcohol syndrome exist...

    • @dynogamergurl
      @dynogamergurl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sadly I think I saw a video like that. One of those NYC street interviews… were already living that dystopia ☠️

  • @sfsen
    @sfsen ปีที่แล้ว +463

    This is outrageous.
    It's okay to have sister's milk and not sister's husband's milk?
    We need equality.

    • @mastermindslt1982
      @mastermindslt1982 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aneesh8963
      @aneesh8963 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That ain't milk😂😂

    • @shkhrvarshney
      @shkhrvarshney ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Outrageous is being ok with taking milk from a different species without consent and after causing forced pregnancy.

    • @mchungleplumble
      @mchungleplumble ปีที่แล้ว

      Cry more vegan

    • @thelionprince4530
      @thelionprince4530 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shkhrvarshney oh here we go again with you PETA brainwashed d-riders 🤣

  • @vincentlee7359
    @vincentlee7359 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Wouldn't be surprised if there are Tiktoks titles "Get Ready With Me to make a baby"

    • @QueenofGames_126
      @QueenofGames_126 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheRealDeal130
    @TheRealDeal130 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is a real disorder. What kind of qualifications does her midwife have???

    • @DogCatLady2004
      @DogCatLady2004 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I have that exact same disorder.. and 4 others.

    • @valeriaswanne
      @valeriaswanne 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      It is, and while it's absurd to be drinking while pregnant, its unlikely that the fully developed baby will suddenly develop FAS in the last couple hours before birth. Still absolutely insane, though.

  • @RedOneM
    @RedOneM ปีที่แล้ว +58

    She should be sued for abuse.

    • @powerofme7144
      @powerofme7144 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The baby drives off from court in a Lambo…or reasonably used Honda. But I imagine it adjusting it’s sunglasses either way after the victory.

    • @notafraidofchange
      @notafraidofchange 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who, the mom in labor, or the lady who made her sis drink her breast milk?

    • @RedOneM
      @RedOneM 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@notafraidofchange Mom in labor obviously, her unborn is exposed to alcohol due to her irresponsible actions. The nerves of an unborn are malfunctioning. This results in a *lifelong* FASD.

    • @buh_planecrazy
      @buh_planecrazy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@notafraidofchange both

  • @chaosspy6723
    @chaosspy6723 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    i can't really say i blame her because
    1 labor takes hours, maybe even days sometimes let her do her hair and makeup if she wants to.
    2 she didn't just decide to drink. her midwife recommended it. if your doctor recommends something unsafe for you, you can sue them for malpractice.

  • @domagojcapko4152
    @domagojcapko4152 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    In my country they used alcohol as an anesthesia before giving birth, that's why we still have phrase "drunk like a mother"
    But that was like 500 years ago!

  • @Māplève
    @Māplève 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “Jeeeeezus Christ *ON A MOTORBIKE* “ gets me every tjme😂

  • @sir_ointment
    @sir_ointment 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "who dosent wanna slay while their in labor" thats my new highschool quote yup yup

  • @kevincastle2471
    @kevincastle2471 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    When she removes that make up you'll meet a completely different person.

    • @Hadri_ART
      @Hadri_ART ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hope not to see her anymore in my life tbh😂

  • @twlightnightfall1315
    @twlightnightfall1315 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I really hope the baby isn’t screwed up because of this woman's poor choices.
    Edit: Also, I had ta stop watching this the first time because of the second one. I actuality wanted ta puke. Amazing content from Maximum though.

    • @dimwitsadvocate6264
      @dimwitsadvocate6264 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, Twilight, I'm sure we can't give the baby much hope.

    • @twlightnightfall1315
      @twlightnightfall1315 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@dimwitsadvocate6264 Considering who'll be raising the baby, that's very true.

    • @Stormageddon81
      @Stormageddon81 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean, one glass of wine is alright, especially since she's actively going into labor. However, I'm pretty sure that was quite a bit more.

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @liscohorn9493 It’s probably only harmful if she has been doing so throughout her pregnancy.

    • @Stormageddon81
      @Stormageddon81 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Sniperboy5551 Not necessarily, there can still be complications if there is a high enough level of alcohol in the blood stream of the baby. Dehydration, for example, and that's for both the mother and baby. On the mother's end, that could lead to complications during the labor itself, leading to more potential risks for the baby.
      The woman said a bottle of wine, so yeah, that could cause all sorts of complications to the labor itself. You really don't need to try to explain to a nurse how alcohol may or may not cause complications. I've seen some of them.

  • @qwerttzizzi
    @qwerttzizzi ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That poor baby..it will be neglected since the mom is more busy with doing tiktok

  • @Mrblackstar00
    @Mrblackstar00 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Alien family flying through space. Kid Alien-Mom! look the is Saturn, coool look at the rings! Hey! there is Mars, its so red! Mom? Whats that blue and white planet? Mom Alien-That's earth dear. Oh wow! can we go there? Mom- no that's where people are sent when they don't behave , Kid Alien- like a prison mom? Mom Alien- yes, like a prison dear. Alien family fly's away.

    • @JeDindk
      @JeDindk ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @remyd8767
    @remyd8767 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    We all know one of the big items for the labor prep bag is a makeup kit.

  • @Nikkimommyof4
    @Nikkimommyof4 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Hey some people can judge but I have an aunt that did this same thing. I mean she didn't post on social media (mostly because it didn't exist back then) but she would stop and breath during her contractions and then go back to doing her makeup once they stopped. She went to the hospital completely made up and dressed up for the occasion. That's how some women are. I think it's therapeutic for some women. It's not really about looking good so much as giving them something to focus on other than the pain because let's face it, birthing pains can get pretty damned intense and make you feel like you're about to lose your mind if you don't allow yourself to focus on something else.

    • @UnicornsExist17
      @UnicornsExist17 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yep, I don’t see any problems with wanting to be done up before labor. That’s the way she wanted to give birth, and that’s OK!

  • @Legendaryhutch
    @Legendaryhutch ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Drinking her sister breast milk 😂😂😂 these nowadays people are different 😂😂

    • @bishara3062
      @bishara3062 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      As a girl I would have throwed up if the food that I was eating while watching the video was not amazing

  • @The_Man_In_Red
    @The_Man_In_Red 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    This lady 100% ended up looking like a clown during her child's birth, thanks to all the makeup smeared across her face by tears and sweat. She wasn't thinking ahead. I bet the nurses scrubbed it off after they realized what she did - to save her some dignity at least xD

  • @flush287
    @flush287 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    These people are for the streets

  • @AsherTech
    @AsherTech ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Don't they realize the makeup will smear or that they care

  • @afrog2666
    @afrog2666 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Botox, lip injections, high heels, invasive surgeries..
    Women DGAF about pain if it means looking hot 😂

  • @Kyleplaysgames567
    @Kyleplaysgames567 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    As a young man I look forward to being a father one day. I especially look forward to seeing my future wife go through her pregnancy. I would pamper her to my heart's content.

  • @sfsen
    @sfsen ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Baby: "Mama, you and I have the same maturity.
    Let's learn how the humans live."

    • @stress.homework.eat.repeat
      @stress.homework.eat.repeat ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣

    • @HT79
      @HT79 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If the baby can say that, they've already way more mature than the mother lol

  • @majam7105
    @majam7105 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    She must be really insecure. She feels the need to be beautiful and perfect all the time

  • @mokaLARE
    @mokaLARE ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The desperate need of attention nowadays is insane!

  • @pagesams4718
    @pagesams4718 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Mom of 4 here. A glass of red wine occasionally is not bad for you or baby. It's the getting drunk part that's bad. Red wine has tannins in it that are good for blood pressure issues. You don't want high blood pressure during labor. All of my children were induced and the day before each inducement the doctor said. Walk around, have sex drink a glass of red wine, get some sleep.
    Breast milk is sweet I've tried my own. It also takes on flavors of what you eat. Which is why you have to be careful with onions, garlic, and spicy foods.

  • @33arsenic75
    @33arsenic75 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:10 “I am going to drive now so I might as well put fuel in my bicycle” lol 😂

  • @GryphonIsBack
    @GryphonIsBack ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This world gets crazier and crazier.. day by day

  • @BladetheFox141
    @BladetheFox141 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    There are people in this world that don't deserve children. This is one of them.

  • @othmaankamall7479
    @othmaankamall7479 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I wonder what else would these people do to get attention?

  • @DeezDeez-dn9gb
    @DeezDeez-dn9gb 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The child gonna be an alcoholic at 2 years old

  • @ArthurRex131
    @ArthurRex131 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    There is no way this woman is about to go into labor.

    • @_Julia.K_
      @_Julia.K_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      At the beginnig labor is not so bad

  • @boyyang9007
    @boyyang9007 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I am genuinely concerned for the baby.

  • @digstrememcdingus1463
    @digstrememcdingus1463 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    If the baby of the lady in the first one finds out, they have the perfect excuse to blame her whenever she complains about their grades, also that midwife should be fired if she doesn't understand why pregnant women shouldn't drink booze
    Edit: I mixed up dies and doesn't, I'm pretty sure everyone who dies is fired automatically, if they come back, it ain't to pay for the funeral
    Also I would totally understand her husband (if she even has one) being furious if he found out about this

  • @SoulFaeWorld
    @SoulFaeWorld 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If you were about to give birth I'm sure tiktok be the last thing on your mind. Theirs a time and a place 😂

  • @user-strength10
    @user-strength10 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    contraction+wine+make-up+tik-tok='s joe biden.... hahaha, that one was great

  • @iviaverick52
    @iviaverick52 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the makeup is because most women have pictures taken of them on the delivery bed with their baby the literal second they are born and they want to look good.

  • @MariamAlshobbar
    @MariamAlshobbar หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    you are NOT supposed to have wine during pregnancy i hope that the drink was not wine and its just anger bait if not that woman should be put to JAIL

    • @jorge242
      @jorge242 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Our OBGYN told me to give my wife a glass of wine. It's ok right before labor.

  • @radhikaradhika1793
    @radhikaradhika1793 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    she's worried about her makeup before her delivery and the other one drank her sister's breast milk!Meanwhile maxim made a 3min video to complain about them..And i can't believe im still alive after watching all of you!jesus christ !!

  • @khawlahazwar7475
    @khawlahazwar7475 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That first woman is the peak of narcissism. I bet she's gonna film herself in the labor room and would be upset if she looks ugly after she gave birth. Rather than focusing on her baby and the process of giving birth safely. Anything could go wrong in labor but all she's thinking is how good she'll look smh.

  • @fly_skyhigh
    @fly_skyhigh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That woman is very Delulu

  • @zero00044
    @zero00044 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    First time mother, still lives with parents and has no idea who or where the dad is. Lol

  • @parsnipss
    @parsnipss ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I saw you on TikTok and remembered your hilarious videos several years ago :3

  • @shawnelleharold2606
    @shawnelleharold2606 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My brain hates my eyes for seeing this. I can’t believe she’s drinking while pregnant

  • @Dynamo001
    @Dynamo001 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    She probably 90% drunk, all of the time.

  • @paulflores9137
    @paulflores9137 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That’s a lucky man, she seems so bright 😆

  • @Faircafe98
    @Faircafe98 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Let the mutations commence 😭👽

  • @freedomforever6718
    @freedomforever6718 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When lunacy becomes the norm.

  • @eden_sings
    @eden_sings 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    0:46 lady hate to break it to u but u CANT drink wine while ur pregnant so um u and ur mid wife needs some help😊

    • @imbadatspelling
      @imbadatspelling 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Actually even though you’re not supposed to drink wine while pregnant, it is supposed to help induce labor for people who (typically) are way past their due date. But it is ONLY for inducing labor, should ONLY be a small amount under the guidance of a professional, and should NEVER be drunk on a regular basis or more than once.

    • @imbadatspelling
      @imbadatspelling 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s also not recommended anymore for fear of harming the baby, and because evidence suggests that it actually doesn’t work for anything, being replaced by more effective methods like taking a walk or being on a balance ball.

  • @nikopawlowic6557
    @nikopawlowic6557 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was mid way through taking a drink of water and it all went down the wrong pipe as soon as this video started. Thanks Maximbody! hahahahahahaha

  • @MochaAndMe0611
    @MochaAndMe0611 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Trying to eat my banana and sunbutter sandwich then 1:55 comes. Mid swallow i spit out ky fucking sandwich, very unhappy

  • @MGS.037
    @MGS.037 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Honestly this was not the case with me! I hate make up, so never wear it!! Couldn’t care less! But these are the women of course who give birth naturally in 4 hours and me c-section after 22 hours. Wow. Congratulations!

  • @MadHax-wt5tl
    @MadHax-wt5tl 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I will admit I am somewhat curious about what breast milk tastes like........... But not my sisters!!?!
    Now excuse me, I need to have a shower after typing that sentence!!!!

  • @TrollStack
    @TrollStack ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Fetal alcohol syndrome about to hit hard

  • @triexx
    @triexx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The baby boutta get birth defects from that alcohol, id feel bad he gon get bullied for it

  • @thatdarnkitteh
    @thatdarnkitteh ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Lol the way we get so freaked out by human breast milk all the while finding it absolutely ordinary that we drink the milk of cows and goats 😅

    • @hadilayyad6147
      @hadilayyad6147 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bc it’s what we grew up with lol

    • @Thatbeardedguy86
      @Thatbeardedguy86 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      We also don’t eat people. I meaaaan…we could.

    • @zohebc
      @zohebc ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Based on your theory, since its absolutely ordinary to eat cows and goats, we shouldn’t be freaked out if a human wanted to eat another human? Smh! 🤦‍♂️

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sane rules as meat, don't eat that of your own kind

  • @ifeelbetterabouthis.louis3
    @ifeelbetterabouthis.louis3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Child abuse and the child ain't even born yet smh😒

    • @bishara3062
      @bishara3062 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      what a poor baby if I was the baby I would have asked the doctor to tell my "mom" that I died durning the birthing just for them to put me up for adoption and I get better parents

  • @VictoriaInamorati1
    @VictoriaInamorati1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I hope that first woman's husband uses that video to get full custody in the divorce.

  • @apostlerus
    @apostlerus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    born baby: ok mom, screw your milk, give me a glass of wine or I go back.

  • @KitsuneFyora
    @KitsuneFyora 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This woman while in labor: "time to get pretty and make a tiktok."
    Most other women in labor: "HULK SMAAAASSHHHHH!!!!"

  • @Fade-ks5zg
    @Fade-ks5zg หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Who doesn’t wanna slay while in labor?”
    Me: 🙄 not this fad

  • @Bowinwj
    @Bowinwj ปีที่แล้ว +7

    People will tiktok literally everything these days so I’m not even the slightest bit surprised

  • @williamernstoff
    @williamernstoff ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm on the bus and I'm making some extremely horrified faces

  • @sanyspring6923
    @sanyspring6923 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    She will not only not need that makeup, but also will regret doing it most likely. I heard many women say how they regreted npt putting their hair up, and doing their makeup befor egiving birth. She is going to be messed up, she might cry or throw up. You dont need to "look glam"

  • @MrFavorable1
    @MrFavorable1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Honestly, human milk is sweeter and tastier than cow's milk and don't ask me how I know! 😂

  • @samaabood1730
    @samaabood1730 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ahahahah "Don't put makeup on the baby" 🤣

  • @bucketofsunshine6366
    @bucketofsunshine6366 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    As someone who spent 14 hours in active labor, fully natural birth... makeup was the last thing on my mind. During the wee hours of the morning, I would fall asleep in the minute or two between contractions, only to be torn awake as each one came. The only thing I could think about was getting through each contraction and then later, each urge to push, until my baby was born.

  • @zimsabeast6968
    @zimsabeast6968 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Shows her priority isn't the child

  • @Idk_Shinobu
    @Idk_Shinobu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    These GRWM’s are getting weirder and weirder. I’m a teen and I’m pretty sure YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK ALCOHOL DURING PREGNANCY????

  • @bear1050
    @bear1050 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The farmer should not have planted his seed in this field. Im sure there are many more "self-aware" fields out there.

    • @idonojiepius4425
      @idonojiepius4425 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Unfortunately, many farmers are reckless with seed, let alone cultivation

  • @RexFox-yt9jf
    @RexFox-yt9jf 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Why is he so FUNNY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ShuYIZheng-oh9yd
    @ShuYIZheng-oh9yd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hope your baby is healthy and grows up to become future president cause mother is acting like one!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @raditicat
    @raditicat 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    she deserves jail for drinking wine during pregnancy

  • @pauljansevanrensburg8511
    @pauljansevanrensburg8511 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Be ready for fetal alcohol syndrom.😨

  • @HamzaShadid
    @HamzaShadid 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Let the mutation commence" 😂😂

  • @1Hellodarknessmyoldfriend1
    @1Hellodarknessmyoldfriend1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It does not matter what you look like when you’re gonna be mother

  • @bubbleobill267
    @bubbleobill267 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’d love to see the hair and makeup during and after!.

  • @aakhbaf4921
    @aakhbaf4921 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LMAO 🤣🤣I love your videos Maximbady but i miss the YALLA outros and the Dolphin Dolphin style commentary 🐬🐬

  • @zanderaw
    @zanderaw 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This guy has cracked the code, been doing the exact same content for who knows how long and he'll never run out of material