Show Her Your Bank Account or No Date

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  • @Wooster23
    @Wooster23 ปีที่แล้ว +5952

    Props to her for being honest and asking on the first date. That way we can all avoid the second date.

    • @x-latetv-x6816
      @x-latetv-x6816 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      Or you can go to the toilet and never return leaving her with the bill😂

    • @jamesranker6275
      @jamesranker6275 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      She's is the type of woman who would always fall for my trick! here's what I did when I was younger.
      I worked near a very well to do area of a very large and wealthy city. On Fridays I would hang out where the investment guys would get drinks after work. I'll ask them if they have any ATM receipts that they cold give to use for my college sociology project. You'd be absolutely floored how many of them would hand over a receipt most times with a VERY large balance on it. Now here is the trick... at the bar later that night id pick which girls id want to hook up with. approach with a BS line like " My ride is leaving but id like to get to know you better" and hand them the receipt with my phone number on it. Most times they just act too cool for school until they saw that number! then 8 of ten times they would be texting me before I even go to the next bar! Game Set Match! Next move is to Hook UP and then ghost..... got what they deserved! lol.

    • @Wooster23
      @Wooster23 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamesranker6275 that's absolutely hilarious

    • @akranzyle
      @akranzyle ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@jamesranker6275 sir please teach me LOL

    • @stinga_
      @stinga_ ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'll show it but 400 is my cut off point 😀

  • @midnightsnack1306
    @midnightsnack1306 ปีที่แล้ว +1844

    If I was the groom I would thank my bride for her honesty and run away.

    • @Jedda73
      @Jedda73 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      If he signed the marriage certificate afterwards, then he deserves the hell he just contractually agreed to.

    • @edthelazyboy
      @edthelazyboy ปีที่แล้ว +75

      She won't make it past the first date let alone become my bride.

    • @SilverReviews
      @SilverReviews ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He should have really just walked away. She made it very clear she will not listen or try to reason with his wants. And she made it very clear she's in it only if there's money involved. Very disgusting. If a hoe won't sign a pre-nup, then she ain't in it to marry you.

    • @anggasurbakti8269
      @anggasurbakti8269 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He has made the choice, we need to accept that. Of course we can say I told you so if they divorced

    • @mztee9766
      @mztee9766 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ok, they laughing now, but it's gonna be some tears later.

  • @sfsen
    @sfsen ปีที่แล้ว +2878

    So I now have respect for the guys who ask ladies for their nudes before the date.
    Valid and straight to the point.

    • @DonLee1980
      @DonLee1980 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      LMAO!! you win.

    • @thesheepthemightythecrazy
      @thesheepthemightythecrazy ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Holy, lol, so damn right.

    • @keithw4920
      @keithw4920 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Ask for sex before the date, its the only way to be sure.

    • @22atreyu22
      @22atreyu22 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      You see inside my wallet, I see inside your ham-wallet.

    • @nibir______
      @nibir______ ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂

  • @Headcase0570
    @Headcase0570 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +437

    Maxim, please never change. Do not let the idiots drive you delulu!

  • @westsidetrucker7943
    @westsidetrucker7943 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    If your only requirement is money, you are an escort, not a date.

    • @SamiJuntunen1
      @SamiJuntunen1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      These are propably cheaper but yeah.

    • @WA-of7nk
      @WA-of7nk หลายเดือนก่อน

      She is essentially delulu

    • @DanielB288
      @DanielB288 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      100%

    • @benjaminbeier4036
      @benjaminbeier4036 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      If you watched some videos on this channel you would know that it isn't the only requirement, its just the most important of roughly 1000 requirements they have. 🤣

  • @James-ws9ze
    @James-ws9ze ปีที่แล้ว +940

    "I would not marry her. I would just set her up with my enemy." Lol

  • @futureelement924
    @futureelement924 ปีที่แล้ว +2718

    "i don't judge people's actions"
    "I do"😂😂

    • @MrCompassionate01
      @MrCompassionate01 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      He's got it the wrong way around, you judge people by their actions not their words! If she murdered somebody but came up with an excuse afterwards he'd be like "AH well your words are pretty good so actions ignored".

    • @JustTooRisky1
      @JustTooRisky1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂

    • @hastouni99
      @hastouni99 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​@@MrCompassionate01he said actions

    • @Horne_Baka
      @Horne_Baka ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@MrCompassionate01actually this is how judicial system works...
      U can kill someone and get away with it with words like...
      'it was self defence'
      'he/she was trespassing on private property'
      'i felt threatened'
      'i am a cop'
      'i am a soldier who was defending my national interests'
      'We tried our best.... here's the Bill's
      'No one would adopt the dog so we had to euthanize it'
      'the animal was going feral so we had to put it down'
      Among others

    • @4Leka
      @4Leka ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As everyone should. It makes far more sense to judge people by their actions than by their words.

  • @AmberLance
    @AmberLance ปีที่แล้ว +3407

    The audacity. When I was a kid, my parents taught me that asking someone about money was bad manners. Parents really aren't parenting anymore.

    • @buttsufancypantsu1644
      @buttsufancypantsu1644 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      There isn't a lot of room left to squeeze any parenting between mobile phones and schools, especially considering in many households both parents work and have very little spare time left at the end of the day.
      It's awful.

    • @dankus.memeokus4192
      @dankus.memeokus4192 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@buttsufancypantsu1644 thats a shit excuse bro😂

    • @u.a.nugroho
      @u.a.nugroho ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@buttsufancypantsu1644 Yup, that's why traditional style family works better, the husband work, the mother nurturing their child. It's just that simple.

    • @cantdecideausername8584
      @cantdecideausername8584 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@u.a.nugrohoa lot of people couldn’t make ends meet if they all did that

    • @starscreamdias
      @starscreamdias ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@cantdecideausername8584 They could, just that they would like to afford a lot of comforts that don't really add good values to their children. just spoils them.

  • @MaxHochberg
    @MaxHochberg 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +205

    No one sees a wealthy person with all there belongings on them.
    Women with expensive purses with all their perfumes and nail polishes and etc:😂

    • @rickagulia3767
      @rickagulia3767 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This #2 is a future cat lady

    • @Batmann_
      @Batmann_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There belongings? What about here belongings?

    • @alicemarina2769
      @alicemarina2769 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Batmann_💀✋🏾

    • @jaymoor8995
      @jaymoor8995 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This is the truth. Wanna see REAL rich people? Come to downtown Denver and look for someone in ragged clothes walking their dog in the middle of the day on a weekday. Those are your multi millionaires. They don’t flaunt it. They’re actually really frugal people.

    • @safffff1000
      @safffff1000 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      50 yrs ago people kept a pass book which the teller would write in all the transactions of deposit and withdrawals. A guy I worked with would make a fake one which he would leave in his dresser drawer which showed several $100,000s. He would date these beautiful women and he would have them move in or marry them. But they would find out later he didn't have much money and would leave him. He never showed them that fake pass book before he got married, they found it on their own. He just enjoyed their tight bodies and would do it again

  • @mihaicolceriu-nicola7148
    @mihaicolceriu-nicola7148 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    "the delulu is very strong with this one" ha ha ha! i died laughing!😂🤣😂

    • @bebepatton4491
      @bebepatton4491 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I swear 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 ปีที่แล้ว +1222

    If someone told me “I don’t judge people by their actions”, I would tell them “That’s the ONLY thing I judge people by!”

    • @u.a.nugroho
      @u.a.nugroho ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yup, today societies are going more delulu.. saying don't judge people, etc..

    • @jenkathefridge3933
      @jenkathefridge3933 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I always judge someone by there actions

    • @JohnnyProctor9
      @JohnnyProctor9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, is this dude saying that he could watch someone commit murder and not judge them for it?

    • @nerdstudent8852
      @nerdstudent8852 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well .. action speak louder than words, so I'm with you in this 😁👍

    • @rainynight02
      @rainynight02 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well, to be fair, intentions are important too.
      Learn someones a murderer, you have a set view of them.
      But learned they murdered someone trying to commit a rape, then your view changes on the person.
      Edit: Why they did something can be just as important as the action itself.

  • @lanigirognithemos
    @lanigirognithemos ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Well women with that attitude don't be surprised if men treat you as their property because you just proved that they can literally buy you.

    • @user-gz4ve8mw9l
      @user-gz4ve8mw9l 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ample rich narcissistic men will gladly take these women. They'll do just that to them too and more. I'd say they reap what they sow IF so.

    • @Rizzit
      @Rizzit 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      nobody buys that shit or do you like go shopping for broken busted things without use? She's like a DVD rewinder.

    • @donotneed2250
      @donotneed2250 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      SOMEBODY SAID IT!! Thank you.

    • @TheVoidofNothing11
      @TheVoidofNothing11 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@RizzitLol, what an analogy!

    • @imeverywhereandnowhere56
      @imeverywhereandnowhere56 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      lol they don't even realise what they're doing.

  • @elhazelrah
    @elhazelrah ปีที่แล้ว +810

    Most wealthy people don’t keep money sitting in a bank account. A lot of them don’t try to look rich and would simply wear whatever they needed to. Guess these women would turn down a dude with a backpack full of gold 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @boejiden7093
      @boejiden7093 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      At least those wealthy dudes dodged an RPG here

    • @pauliusgruodis137
      @pauliusgruodis137 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Most rich people lease stuff to avoid the tax

    • @Katyahbib
      @Katyahbib ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Most wealthy guys have a lot of their money invested in Investments.

    • @vipulgupta
      @vipulgupta ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Don't tell public all this or these girls might start asking for the guy's networth statement from a CA.

    • @blablup1214
      @blablup1214 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, who parks huge money on their bank account ?

  • @Theuncannyincredible
    @Theuncannyincredible 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Here's a banana
    "Holds a 2 peaces of bread"
    lol, i love your videos you make me laugh.

    • @Watty7878
      @Watty7878 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Fookin' spat my beer out when the lad said that 🤣🤣🤣
      You reckon she ever gave him it back......?

  • @SleepyCatto_
    @SleepyCatto_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    3:07 “I can afford 17 kilos of NUTELLA!”😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ronaldbearer4747
      @ronaldbearer4747 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He would need 232.95 dollars if he’s getting in the bulk containers though he would need more due to 17 being an uneven number
      Clearly dululu
      nobody has that kind of money

    • @lamarw7757
      @lamarw7757 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No shortage of parrots in here.

    • @TheAwesomeDude58
      @TheAwesomeDude58 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That had me spitting my drink out.

  • @angelfrnco7604
    @angelfrnco7604 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    I stumbled upon this man's videos and can't stop watching them. He's funny and at the same time he's right, not a lot of people makes sense nowadays. Subscribed

    • @buztur1064
      @buztur1064 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This legend been around over a decade now

    • @macvos
      @macvos ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@buztur1064 which is great, because new viewers now have over a decade of footage to watch when bored

    • @komlat253
      @komlat253 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same haha

  • @AprilKristel
    @AprilKristel 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +446

    A wise woman knows that a man with money doesn't always mean he's a provider. There's a lot more to being a provider than money 👍🏼

    • @danchostanchevyordanov1577
      @danchostanchevyordanov1577 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Being in a relationship is being a part of a team where you both help each other.

    • @AprilKristel
      @AprilKristel 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @danchostanchevyordanov1577 I agree but sometimes the woman does need extra support especially during pregnancy or childbirth. So you need to know that the male is able to step up and its not all about financial status it's emotional and physical as well

    • @danchostanchevyordanov1577
      @danchostanchevyordanov1577 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@AprilKristel You´re absolutely correct. Having standards is not a bad thing. For example in a party some time ago I saw first hand a 30 year old woman not being able to peel a potatoe. I was in shock.

    • @tariqthaqeeq
      @tariqthaqeeq 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      correct provider mean who thinks your need before himself . there is so many men who are not rich but they are provider and there also a men with extremely wealth but don't provide a tine thing to there women .

    • @ajosralastname7823
      @ajosralastname7823 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I bet there is a waved for some

  • @thaddeusdaruszka4994
    @thaddeusdaruszka4994 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    This is why you see these women (and men in fairness) ending up married and divorced a bunch of times. When you date people based on there bank account this means you are mentally and emotionally immature and morally bankrupt.

    • @dannyfrog
      @dannyfrog ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A big problem I see is, being a single person, people date for years, they can't wait to get married. Then, have a couple of kids and in 10 years are filing for divorce because the woman is tired of the husband and thinks the grass is greener on the other side. I just don't get it.

    • @mikescan7050
      @mikescan7050 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seems like long-term prostitution contract really

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup. 100%

    • @knightstudio9985
      @knightstudio9985 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would rather date robot than dating these entitlement & narcissistic women.

    • @JP-xd6fm
      @JP-xd6fm ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dannyfrog That just happens to boring husbands tbh...

  • @Informant_is_back
    @Informant_is_back 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    1:25 She's wasting Earth's oxygen.

  • @JustTooRisky1
    @JustTooRisky1 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Host: "I don't judge people's actions..."
    Maxim: "I DO!"
    😂😂😂

  • @Kim-Unearthed
    @Kim-Unearthed ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Wow! Quite shameful behaviors! What has this world become?! I don't even recognize it anymore 😢

    • @FluffyPantsStudio
      @FluffyPantsStudio ปีที่แล้ว +19

      We get that when people have no moral compass and only think about material things.

    • @davesmith826
      @davesmith826 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can thank social media, Silicon Valley, and the bastards who run it. In the space of less than twenty years, they've turned an entire generation of youngsters into self-serving, myopic narcissists. I've seen this change occur in real time. I work at a university and am young enough to remember my time as an undergrad but old enough to have taught students for twelve years. The change in attitude, work ethic, outlook and maturity is night and day. Most of the kids I teach today have that magic combo of arrogance and laziness. More worrying are many of the women. They think the world owes them a favour because they are women, even though they're growing up in a country where they both outperform and out earn men. That sense of entitlement, borne of a misguided reading of history that centres on them confusing the trials and tribulations of their mothers, grandmothers and great-grandmothers with their own failure to 'trend' on social media, has poisoned their minds and turned them into vacuous airheads of the kind featured 👆

    • @newsciencestuff5540
      @newsciencestuff5540 ปีที่แล้ว

      i wonder if money is like boobs for us men. i mean sure a lot of guys would want to date a girl with big boobs. idk.@@FluffyPantsStudio

    • @itsallinthepast2944
      @itsallinthepast2944 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      majority just west problem

    • @YouGotTheL
      @YouGotTheL ปีที่แล้ว

      White women 🤢

  • @bigjai
    @bigjai ปีที่แล้ว +411

    The girl that said having all your belongings strapped to your body is "not crushing it" has never met a wealthy woman. A purse is a woman's lifeline. They are basically endless pits of any and everything you could ever need

    • @diamondly6250
      @diamondly6250 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      she had a purse on...

    • @OhHeyItsShan
      @OhHeyItsShan ปีที่แล้ว +40

      People who have extreme wealth usually dress very casual, because they just want to be comfortable so a backpack would not go amiss. They dont wear clothes with Gucci, Fendi, Dior written all over them.

    • @blablup1214
      @blablup1214 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I have no clue why she thinks all belongings of a person are in the backpack.

    • @generalkenobi5173
      @generalkenobi5173 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@OhHeyItsShan they do actually wear clothes that are gucci and dior however the labels are not usually excessively plastered allover the clothes. See gucci and dior these other brands do produce high quality clothes that don't have their brand name screaming all over the clothes, this on purpose because clothes are usually tailored for the rich. The ones that have their logo plastered all over them are for the common folk. Its just to get these kinda of clothes from them you won't casually find em in retail stores.

    • @ThinWhiteLuke
      @ThinWhiteLuke ปีที่แล้ว

      @@generalkenobi5173it’s all a scam. Carhartt is the only one I’ll ever wear, and that’s because growing up in the rural south men with hard physical demanding jobs like logging/mechanic/ranchers/roofers etc wore them because the material is tough and tear resistant plus very warm.

  • @Catherine3w3
    @Catherine3w3 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    " I can afford 70 kg of nutella " threw me off 😂

  • @Janetrocks123
    @Janetrocks123 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    0:23 so she’s a gold digger I see

  • @timinator900
    @timinator900 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    3:18 "You deserve a banana"
    ~ proceeds to hand out two slices of bread

    • @truebeliever786
      @truebeliever786 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      "Give me back my banana!"

    • @ShinLeeChan
      @ShinLeeChan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Since she is brainless, won't notice the difference. You can always tell her that bread identify as banana.

    • @Zulkak1357
      @Zulkak1357 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@Almighty_Bread11You're late

    • @Zulkak1357
      @Zulkak1357 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @Almighty_Bread11 I was not summoned

    • @semplar2007
      @semplar2007 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      what if it's... banana bread 🙂

  • @ChristopherBurtraw
    @ChristopherBurtraw ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "I can afford 17 kilos of Nutella" is my new favorite way to describe where I am financially.

  • @paulappelle6338
    @paulappelle6338 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Thanks for asking on the first date and not wasting my time, but better ways of inquiring about stability

  • @SilverLinin_
    @SilverLinin_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    no no no maxim, she's got a point and it's perfectly great! She's telling the guys who to avoid and steer clear of because they will be saved massive fuking headaches and trauma.

  • @MarcBienenfeld
    @MarcBienenfeld 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I just want to say i stumbled across your videos yesterday and despite it being a hecktic day i spent a good 15 minutes batch ng your videos, you're hilarious and i thank you for making them, these videos made a stressful day a little bit lighter as Delulu as that sounds.

  • @dorondavid4698
    @dorondavid4698 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Someone needs to tell that last girl that walking around with your phone two feet from your face making stupid expressions all day is a sign of insanity

  • @AfaqueAhmed_
    @AfaqueAhmed_ ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Guys be careful who you are with . Don't be with these beggars .

  • @misstiklyrique
    @misstiklyrique ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I just got taken out of this world when Maxim said the groom should do the “opposite of Nick Cannon and pull out”😂😂 😭💀💀

    • @s4nder86
      @s4nder86 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So where are you now?

  • @mastertech5036
    @mastertech5036 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Props to MaximBady! Just subscribed & he's the most honest, funny guy out there! Love this channel!

  • @dylanj395
    @dylanj395 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Men don't get rich by showing women their bank account information. At best she's a pump and dump if she starts asking for that information.

  • @harin8233
    @harin8233 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Jesus Christ on a motor bike 😂😂😂

    • @soulreaper8944
      @soulreaper8944 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats how i imagine Bruce willis with full wavy hair riding a harley.

    • @mondrose4501
      @mondrose4501 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      noo you Delulu. its goes like
      Jeesaaaas Kayraaiis in a motobike.
      to make it more Ommpph

    • @harin8233
      @harin8233 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mondrose4501 🤣🤣🤣

    • @idodrobison8845
      @idodrobison8845 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The best ever!! 😂😂😂

  • @melissasmith4254
    @melissasmith4254 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The Delulu is very strong 😂😂😂

  • @acoupleofkays
    @acoupleofkays ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "he should do the opposite of Nick Cannon, and pull out..." is wild😂

  • @emberplays6376
    @emberplays6376 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    She just admitted that she’s a digger of gold! HOW THE HECK IS THAT VALID?!? She’ll only date them if they’re on the same social status as herself?! What a horrible, greedy person…

  • @superhappypotatoe
    @superhappypotatoe 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love the banana 😆. The videos you react to make me lose all hope in humanity, but then you make me have a good laugh too! Thanks!

  • @IJustWatchYouTubeAllDay
    @IJustWatchYouTubeAllDay 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    That lady hesitating on the vows.... That poor guy. I'd be running.

  • @Djinsoul
    @Djinsoul ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Delulu is very strong in all his videos. Keep going brotha. May you find many more delulu videos to react and entertain us 😂

    • @SaraMorgan-ym6ue
      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue ปีที่แล้ว +1

      she wants your money plain and simple🤣🤣🤣

  • @ForestPantherGod
    @ForestPantherGod ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The ending part from MaximBady might as well be all our feelings after every single video posted by a "delulu" person on social media. 😆😆

  • @ccaamille_
    @ccaamille_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +465

    “I dont judge ppl’s actions”
    “I DO 🙋🏿”
    LMAOOOOO!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @captainobvious8037
      @captainobvious8037 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Rightfully so
      On another note, do you say your full name in one go? Like "Camilleee" or how do you pronounce it? I'm just curious

    • @ccaamille_
      @ccaamille_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@captainobvious8037 search up French name for Camille. That is how it is pronounce 🤣

    • @JonathanVachon777
      @JonathanVachon777 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Thats the only thing we should judge. The dude is right

    • @lamarw7757
      @lamarw7757 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      So many parrots.

  • @danieltwardowski1100
    @danieltwardowski1100 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "jesus christ in a motorbike" will become my mantra,it's such an awesome saying 😂😂

  • @JK-mp1fc
    @JK-mp1fc หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I don't judge people's actions"
    I judge them by "bank account info. & backpacks" 😂

  • @therealbahamut
    @therealbahamut ปีที่แล้ว +9

    DELULU. That is my main takeaway from this. I have learned a new word and I am keeping this one. Thank you.

  • @VibhorWase
    @VibhorWase ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I'm wasting my brain capacity here 😂. Good one dude

  • @TLOH7
    @TLOH7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    The first gal. She actually deserves someone to show her a very fake wealthy bank account. She actually deserves to date a guy like…who’s that guy Netflix made a Netflix documentary about? He used to pose as a multimillionaire, but to only scam women. In my opinion, the women he scammed didn’t deserve it, but this one? She needs a lesson to be teach to her. She’s basing relationship on very superficial things.

    • @bgos4727
      @bgos4727 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Why should she lower her standards?
      Teach a lesson for having standards ?

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @bgos4727
      Being a gold digger isn't a standard

    • @keshiaanjani2305
      @keshiaanjani2305 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I don't remember the guy's name but the documentary was called The Tinder Swindler.

    • @aloksrivastava7938
      @aloksrivastava7938 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bgos4727 "If something seems too good to be true, it probably is." She should evaluate herself before making such absurd demands. No one will give you gold in exchange of toxic waste. Value of something is determined by what you are offering.

  • @gracynspencer5208
    @gracynspencer5208 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think I’m dying from all this delulu

  • @alst4817
    @alst4817 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just discovered this guy and I love it man! So funny!

  • @dsukanyarao507
    @dsukanyarao507 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I’m 30, Female and still use backpack cause it’s more organised for me! 💁🏻‍♀️
    EDIT: I have other bags!!! For work I use a backpack, I’m an civil engineer and that works best for me … what’s wrong in that?

    • @thisisme5487
      @thisisme5487 ปีที่แล้ว

      30 and still wearing a backpack? I'm sorry, but you're not doing well. Excuse me, I mean good. You're not doing good.

    • @Ayoalow_34
      @Ayoalow_34 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If lawyers and doctors still use them then that that should tell you something.

    • @ZLwh1ne
      @ZLwh1ne ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm just upset it was not a banana 😂

    • @macvos
      @macvos ปีที่แล้ว

      So you're not part of the growing, superficial, brain dead influencer crowd. Good for you (and society)!

    • @IndianTelephone
      @IndianTelephone ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well then clearly you aren't crushing it, DUH!
      /s

  • @vshen4707
    @vshen4707 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Smaller than Apple changing their design next year is so freaking unexpected!!! That is epic !!!!!😂

  • @KudaXD
    @KudaXD ปีที่แล้ว +89

    She clearly doesn't want to be with anyone if she thinks that will actually get her a loyal partner 💀💀

    • @Beardshire
      @Beardshire ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait till the wall

    • @dylanclay2741
      @dylanclay2741 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​​@@Beardshireyep. I love it when young women think like that. And when it happens she's gonna need alot more than just her body

    • @foxskyful
      @foxskyful ปีที่แล้ว

      why do you care what some idiot thinks

    • @cutenerd1177
      @cutenerd1177 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For a rich man he won’t have to be with this scubas. She’s more interested in his bank account than him.

    • @chudchadanstud
      @chudchadanstud ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@cutenerd1177
      I once dated a woman like her sadly. The money is never enough, they always want more. They won't stop until you hit 0.

  • @Strategic_Brilliance
    @Strategic_Brilliance 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love him when he says "LADY ! ARE U DELULU ?! 😂😂😂😂

  • @M1528A
    @M1528A 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    To the point.. I'm looking for money and I think I deserve it because I've got a job?😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xX_YallaShoot_Xx
    @xX_YallaShoot_Xx ปีที่แล้ว +21

    17 kilos of Nutella is how you know you have made it in life

  • @rarendra7176
    @rarendra7176 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    what happen if the guy has way more money than you? will you back down and find someone else in your range? I dont think so, you'll come up with tons of excuses

  • @thecoach11
    @thecoach11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    At this point this is pure comedy,I can’t and won’t even take any of these women seriously 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elizabethopare-addo
    @elizabethopare-addo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Despite my backpack, I am healthy, and I can afford 17 Kilos of Nutella" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @palaceofwisdom9448
    @palaceofwisdom9448 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    These women are being shameless more than honest.

  • @ARNY-6-TEARS.
    @ARNY-6-TEARS. ปีที่แล้ว +52

    😂😂 he definitely is wasting his brain capacity with that backpack lady

    • @cheesesteakphilly
      @cheesesteakphilly ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s a girl, not a lady.
      A lady has class and maturity.

    • @Tom-sc2vu
      @Tom-sc2vu ปีที่แล้ว

      The date would end then and there.

    • @powerofme7144
      @powerofme7144 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And looks like she's carrying a bag herself.

  • @TheDukens90
    @TheDukens90 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You chance are smaller than apple changing design next year 😂😂

  • @Music_Blueprint_78
    @Music_Blueprint_78 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The real question is did this 304 pay her taxes???

  • @grumpynomad3551
    @grumpynomad3551 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love showing girls my bank account. They fall in love and I pass them on. It’s awesome.

  • @omnione12
    @omnione12 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    De Lu Lu 😂😂😂

  • @Screw4138
    @Screw4138 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Maxim, I have watched your videos from many years ago, as in, 8 years ago or so 😂 seeing this video, I am absolutely thrilled to see you are still exposing some people who are absolutely disconnected from this world. Keep it up, so that in the future, people can still afford to carry 17 kg of Nutella in their backpack

  • @BenHughes81
    @BenHughes81 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I once went to a party and met a couple there. One of the people introduced themself (ok, cool), then introduced their significant other by telling me how much that person makes. "This is so-and-so and they make x a year." Put me right off. It also happened again with a different couple, but at a funeral of all places. Stuff like that tells me two things. First is that all they care about is money. Second is that they have to live vicariously through other people to compensate for their own failures.

    • @loveshell007
      @loveshell007 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yikes. How cringey

    • @theGiver3
      @theGiver3 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Surprised it wasn't a double funeral cuz I would've passed away the instant they mentioned that amount.

  • @thejubbinator1065
    @thejubbinator1065 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    She could cook up an entire chicken with the amount of vocal frying she's doing. My god I can't stand it.

  • @CornéliaHesselbacher
    @CornéliaHesselbacher 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Are you delulu?"😂😂😂

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    hold up... 17 kilos of NMutella? That's a good chunk of money... like 150-200 USD!

  • @JEAGERlST
    @JEAGERlST ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That's the equivalent of a dude expecting her to show him everything to see if he likes what he sees or not.

    • @GTA5Guru
      @GTA5Guru 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly.

  • @heavenroots7
    @heavenroots7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how they're both validating themselves, Its honestly hilarious.

  • @EvergreenConsultancy
    @EvergreenConsultancy ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Few years back PODCASTS were intellectual, now its like a
    jesus on a scooter 😂

    • @CocainBuzz
      @CocainBuzz ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jesus Christ on a motorbike

  • @romankacin8365
    @romankacin8365 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Anyone wealthy and with a brain won’t keep it in cash.

  • @bobconnor1210
    @bobconnor1210 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Man, you’re making me laugh like I haven’t for years. Your deadly logic and honest observations in the face of today’s stupidity is priceless.

  • @GregO0oo
    @GregO0oo ปีที่แล้ว +5

    @2:15 "...do the opposite of Nick Cannon and pull out!"....Bruh! Ahahahahahahahahaha 😆 😅 😂

  • @blaquenoise
    @blaquenoise ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Well I guess all the houses I do pest control for in Norwood, Westwood, Wellesley, Dedham, Boston, and Needham that have 5 or 6 bedrooms that usually each have their own bath, have been doing it wrong. Why? Because they use bikes and backpacks to commute to work. Yeah they have a few cars but that's for weekends and travel.

  • @Henchman_Holding_Wrench
    @Henchman_Holding_Wrench ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "Nobody sees an adult with all their belongings strapped to their body and goes, yeah that's the sign of extreme wealth."
    Hold it right there, toots. Are those purse straps I see STRAPPED TO YOUR BODY?

    • @cocobeanss1809
      @cocobeanss1809 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's what u was thinking😂

    • @Sekir80
      @Sekir80 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes! YES! That!

    • @EmongTimothy
      @EmongTimothy ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The delulu is off the charts.

  • @CalebHigginbotham
    @CalebHigginbotham 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "two delulu people here" 😂😂

  • @fourlittlebirds6166
    @fourlittlebirds6166 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “So I just got straight to the point, but I’m wrong as hell my brother!” 😂

  • @YashaswinPathangi-hi4kl
    @YashaswinPathangi-hi4kl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    0:28 She just self-confirmed that she’s a gold digger

    • @tav2521
      @tav2521 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      you don't have gold

    • @bgos4727
      @bgos4727 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@tav2521😂EXACTLY, why is he worried

    • @tav2521
      @tav2521 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bgos4727 exactly do better

    • @maxandmoremax
      @maxandmoremax 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @idunnoanymore2814
      You don‘t have brains

    • @yarikistaken
      @yarikistaken หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bgos4727Found another one

  • @AbanoubZak-dq4op
    @AbanoubZak-dq4op 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I really like this man's spirit and attitude

  • @texasstranger6077
    @texasstranger6077 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Never waste your time trying to explain reason and logic to those who suffer the delulu so strongly brother!

  • @abeermahmood1619
    @abeermahmood1619 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    No rich guy has Money just depreciating in their Bank accounts, they only got investments in assets.
    So good luck finding THAT guy.

  • @PhamVans
    @PhamVans หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yep... This is pretty much why the guys I knew growing up who had money, all ended up marrying women who grew up outside of the Western hemisphere.

  • @adrianmircea9590
    @adrianmircea9590 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man you are too funny and correct at the same time !! Respect !!!

  • @overclockeverything2310
    @overclockeverything2310 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That Nick Cannon jab was gold 😂

  • @jazzmineswain
    @jazzmineswain ปีที่แล้ว +17

    😂😂😂😂 you're so freaking funny man 😂😂😂😂

  • @bevy.787
    @bevy.787 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Guys RUN! You don't need that gold digger

  • @KashinathHari
    @KashinathHari ปีที่แล้ว +9

    She just described another way to die single😂

  • @jamessmithson-br7rm
    @jamessmithson-br7rm 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    This man is correct. If someone asked me about money on a first date that is a red flag, I’m not interested in a gold digger. I have a private banker for a reason…
    Also, which one of my bank accounts do you want to see? What about my investment accounts? What about my wealth manager? What about my family office? What about how much land I have? What about my collection of art?
    The very fact she is just asking for my bank account tells me that she is not doing as well as she thinks and is not on my level 😂

  • @Donuts_random_stuff
    @Donuts_random_stuff ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:27 indeed I will never put all my belongings in my backpack, first of all that doesn’t fit and secondly I keep my pocket knife(s) on my belt because I need them for if someone would steal my backpack

  • @athleticgeek1
    @athleticgeek1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    She, and most women today, need to watch the movie Coming to America.

  • @nikpapado9785
    @nikpapado9785 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My father comes to the office with a backpack. We own and operate a fleet of cargo ships, but thank you random broke teen for you input. We appreciate the laugh.

  • @उज्ज्वलकुमार-फ6थ
    @उज्ज्वलकुमार-फ6थ ปีที่แล้ว +28

    For the same reasons I ask women how many men have you slept with ...
    But for some reason they feel offended 😂😂
    Straight to point
    It's Valid question right 😂

    • @JP-xd6fm
      @JP-xd6fm ปีที่แล้ว

      DUUuuude!, I'm so very serious here, choose the one with plenty!. That's just experience and make them waay better at sex than the frigit virgins. One day you'll understand.

    • @captainobvious8037
      @captainobvious8037 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nono, the equivalent here would be if you asked them for nudes on the first date. Gotta know whether i'm wasting my time or not

  • @Unplayed
    @Unplayed ปีที่แล้ว +6

    well i'm guessing this show is in the US?
    Worked for 2 years in the US a few years ago and one thing i particularly noticed is that dating in the US is mostly like a modern form of prostitution.
    Usually the woman tries to match her (perceived) beauty to the income of the man. At least that's how my american colleagues explained the phrase "trophy wife" to me back then.
    Back then people used to drop the first page of the bank statements right at the machine bc there was nothing of value on it except the amount in the bank acc. One of my friends used to pick the ones with high amounts up and stored them in his wallet. When he wanted to give his number to a girl he took a "random piece of paper" from his wallet and scribbled his number on it.
    Some of them went so far to go to the bar we met them in every evening just for the chance of us checking in again and to strike up another seemingly "random" conversation with him ...

  • @Cosmicsurfpro
    @Cosmicsurfpro ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Nasty gold diggers will never have a meaningful relationship. Pump and dump is all they'll get and deserve 💯💯😁💪

  • @nikopawlowic6557
    @nikopawlowic6557 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I wouldn't exactly feel bad about saying "nope" when running from that so called cookie.

  • @juanfranciscojesushernande3396
    @juanfranciscojesushernande3396 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    After watching this I am willing to take my backpack everywhere.

  • @HighTotally420
    @HighTotally420 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    3:39 money talks wealth whispers you wouldn’t think dirty sweatpants and a ripped tshirt would be a sign of wealth but wealthy people don’t do flashy shit