Game Theory: Would Super Mario Win the Olympics?

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    At the end of this year's Olympics in Rio, we were all SHOCKED to see the Prime Minister of Japan jump out of a human-sized green pipe, dressed as Mario, and declare that the 2020 Olympics will be in Japan! His announcemenet made me wonder, just how would good old Mario fare at the Olympics? It seems like he'd crush the competition, but science might have something else to say about it. So does Mario take home the gold, or does he unexpectedly not even make it into the winner's circle?
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  • @CalofAllTrades
    @CalofAllTrades 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3462

    Olympics 2020: Tokyo!! Mario!! Coronavirus: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

  • @joshuadarrow
    @joshuadarrow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    Actually, Mario and Luigi would be competing in the MEN's long jump and triple jump, so peach wouldn't be able to deny Luigi the Gold medal.

    • @PolarizedMoon
      @PolarizedMoon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      that is a valid point

    • @flipr52
      @flipr52 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      good point

    • @ossi_2429
      @ossi_2429 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol, true dat! Like this so matpat sees!

    • @abbyhodus8298
      @abbyhodus8298 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @abbyhodus8298
      @abbyhodus8298 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Peach would dominate in the women's jumping competitions though!

  • @GameTheory
    @GameTheory  8 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    For anyone looking to skip to the main video on mobile, link is in the description...or just skip to 2:29!

  • @stargazer1998
    @stargazer1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1368

    “The 2020 summer games cannot come soon enough.”
    2020: are you sure about that

    • @Tzar1
      @Tzar1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It only makes it more true in some ways

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tzar1 good point

    • @imbadatvideogames9770
      @imbadatvideogames9770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @SSKZMKR
      @SSKZMKR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was laughing so hard when he said that

    • @SSKZMKR
      @SSKZMKR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But I was so sad at the same time

  • @stalehamsandwich4155
    @stalehamsandwich4155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1657

    "2020s summer games cannot come soon enough"
    Coronavirus "yes they can"

  • @WilliamJohnson-oq8mm
    @WilliamJohnson-oq8mm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1761

    Does he forget Bowser can literally jump from planets

  • @Lenoxmst
    @Lenoxmst 8 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    but MatPat, you are forgetting something Important
    in Mario 64 if you build up speed for 12 HOURS, you can make mario jump Miles and Miles more the his simple jump,
    but first... we need to talk about parallel universes....

    • @HEHEHE_I_AM_A_SUPAHSTAR_WARRIA
      @HEHEHE_I_AM_A_SUPAHSTAR_WARRIA 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      You win. Get this man to the top.

    • @gabrielrra
      @gabrielrra 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Well, you don't have 12 hours to build speed in the olympics, Just a few Seconds...

    • @samuelbaugh4952
      @samuelbaugh4952 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love you.

    • @GoldenKingStudio
      @GoldenKingStudio 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It is good to see a fellow enlightened scholar of Super Mario 64.

    • @SSB_Seal
      @SSB_Seal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What a High Quality comment!

  • @dr.hemlock5909
    @dr.hemlock5909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1439

    Finally time to be done waiting matpat.
    It’s 2020
    Edit: spoke too soon

    • @ostrichfam9273
      @ostrichfam9273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dr. Hemlock 𝔂𝓮𝓹

    • @sengjeng6214
      @sengjeng6214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ostrichfam9273 ok boomer

    • @whitebread.4888
      @whitebread.4888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The corona virus ruined the olimpics

    • @ostrichfam9273
      @ostrichfam9273 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually no כליל שלו אלקין

    • @bellacat5908
      @bellacat5908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ya we might have to wait more

  • @chxlli_1720
    @chxlli_1720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    My Maths teacher showed this to my class when we finished all the content we needed to learn a lesson early. It has, since, become my favourite video on this entire platform.
    Also, congrats on managing to make a class of 30 moody teenagers laugh

    • @EPgamez
      @EPgamez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MOODY?! GROWWWWLLL!!!! DANGIT I HATE YOU I HATE EVERYONE SPEAK FOR YOURSELF DANGIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (lol)

    • @icewarmth678
      @icewarmth678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      WAIT WHAAAAAAT??????

    • @jakewondo
      @jakewondo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Funny enough, im using this video to help me with a maths project about the near exact premise!

  • @KodahSmith
    @KodahSmith 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3150

    At least Mario isn't 10ft tall
    Like Wario.
    I'll never forget MatPat, Never.

  • @totoshampoin
    @totoshampoin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    YOU FORGOT ONE FACT!
    Princess Peach's ability comes from her *dress* , which she doesn't wear in *any* sport game

    • @missicequeen2963
      @missicequeen2963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      And men and women compete seprate

    • @wwerules000
      @wwerules000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And in the sports games you can be most the charictors from Mario bros, this is not based on fairness, you would then have yoshi and browser in there, other charictors from Mario bros as well, where's wario or waluagi

    • @dingdawng
      @dingdawng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Also anything performance enhancing is illegal in the Olympics.

    • @Quinhala11
      @Quinhala11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Not at all, she can float without her dress.
      When she uses the Superbell, Boomerang and Superleaf power ups she doesn't wear a dress and still can float.

    • @totoshampoin
      @totoshampoin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Quinhala11 I tend to think it's the designer trying to give Peach both powers... But I base myself on SMB2. SM3DL and SM3DW are just Super Mario Bros in 3d imo, and didn't have as much think-through as SMB, SMW, SM64, SMS, SMG, and SMO

  • @alixtheace_9391
    @alixtheace_9391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    matpat: 2020 summer olympics can't come soon enough
    covid-19: stupid, I'm not gonna let you get the chance

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Poor pat

    • @sumi_luu
      @sumi_luu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *CURRENT EVENTS HUMOR!*

    • @unoriginalusername6875
      @unoriginalusername6875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      STOPID M NOT GON' LET YA GIT DA CHENCE

    • @hudyhraje9598
      @hudyhraje9598 ปีที่แล้ว

      No the Covid said: im about to end this mans whole carrier

  • @erinrowe4338
    @erinrowe4338 8 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    Mario wouldn't get 3 bronze medals, he would get 3 silver. The reasoning is quite simple: Peach is a girl. Men and woman can't compete together, they have to compete in separate events.

    • @colinolairez8940
      @colinolairez8940 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Erin Rowe there is still yoshi

    • @xoipham2631
      @xoipham2631 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Besides if men and women did compete together Mario still would have 3 silver metals because Peach is flying/floating for a few seconds.

    • @xoipham2631
      @xoipham2631 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jumping far not floating far

    • @flameconvoy7424
      @flameconvoy7424 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Colin MoonEyes yoshi would likely be in another category if even in the Olympics at all

    • @SeffScugg
      @SeffScugg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Kaeden Ngai-Natsuhara he would be in the dinosaur olympics

  • @silvesta5027
    @silvesta5027 6 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    But....but... triple jump is a hop, skip then a jump

    • @Ophelia.Riverbed
      @Ophelia.Riverbed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It’s also up, down, left, right, left, right, down, start

    • @gromitmuggromitmuggromitmug
      @gromitmuggromitmuggromitmug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yuh, wah, WAHOO

    • @teddy_bear6122
      @teddy_bear6122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mlp

    • @electrifiedgaming4086
      @electrifiedgaming4086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Ophelia.Riverbed u got it wrong it is up up down down left right left right b a

    • @corneliu8827
      @corneliu8827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@electrifiedgaming4086 okay i'm not sure but Wreck It Ralph?

  • @garrettrichardson6302
    @garrettrichardson6302 6 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    MatPat:Mario is just average at best
    Me: Uhhhhh yeah sure 3 OLYMPIC BRONZE MEDALS IS AVERAGE

    • @MCG55SS
      @MCG55SS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think he meant Average in mushroom kingdom.

    • @BintonGaming
      @BintonGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MCG55SS Again: 3 OLYMPIC BRONZE MEDALS

    • @andropon9979
      @andropon9979 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BintonGaming that's not hard to accomplish in the mushroom kingdom soo

    • @Robin280497
      @Robin280497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Waluijo Jumping parallel universes isn't a sport.
      Unless Mario ends up in one where it is, of course.

    • @LibertyLocalizer
      @LibertyLocalizer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pathetic.

  • @sarahthesnail2271
    @sarahthesnail2271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    man, Luigi has got the plunger in his pants, the money, AAAAAAND Olympic gold medals!

    • @faaznoushad1718
      @faaznoushad1718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only courage to go. But he kinda has that.

    • @eastereggggg
      @eastereggggg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As well as the popularity he deserves.

  • @petermarsh4578
    @petermarsh4578 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2616

    Mario would still get 2nd place, because peach would be competing in the women's long jump, not the men's.

    • @lauramacleod4822
      @lauramacleod4822 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Ooh good point

    • @siryhu1019
      @siryhu1019 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      deym bro....

    • @aj563
      @aj563 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      True. Clever thinking.

    • @especedelapin
      @especedelapin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      what about waluigi, he is a monsrer...

    • @Dpda1
      @Dpda1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      She also would be DQ'ed for using her dress to increase her jump length

  • @theannoyinggeek156
    @theannoyinggeek156 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1200

    Something tells me that its peach's dress that allows her to float and she most likely wouldn't be allowed to wear a dress

    • @lolwutman
      @lolwutman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Its her crown, and as seen by the "witcher" in the Rio Olympics this year accessory's are allowed.

    • @theannoyinggeek156
      @theannoyinggeek156 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Wouldn't that make it performance enhancing though?

    • @madmanoliver
      @madmanoliver 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      +Lolwutman6
      No, its magic. Namely "heart power".

    • @chefmichaelgomezful
      @chefmichaelgomezful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yep her dress makes her float and she'll have to wear her jumpsuit soo Mario would get 2nd

    • @trainlover6099
      @trainlover6099 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      idk id be more concerned over the fact that there is men's and women's sports and

  • @thatoneguyricardo
    @thatoneguyricardo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    2:30 to skip TH-cam feature incase anyone sees this on mobile or something

  • @LanieMae
    @LanieMae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    “2020’s summer games cannot come soon enough”
    **laughs in coronavirus**

  • @madelynyn
    @madelynyn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    MatPat: *makes vid of community tab*
    Also MatPat: *doesnt post on it since 8 months ago*

    • @jackh4843
      @jackh4843 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Galactic Pickles :3 yup, I’m reading this 5 months after but he hasn’t used in a month.

  • @r1nc0re37
    @r1nc0re37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Luigi: *DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY*

  • @thisdraco4794
    @thisdraco4794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    "Did I win?" - Princess Peach

    • @LordMegatron-qk2gz
      @LordMegatron-qk2gz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But only Mario is going to the Olympics! Not Luigi or peach!!!!!!

    • @mjuyui
      @mjuyui 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Godzila wars 2000
      I’m pretty sure no one said that it was just Mario competing though...

    • @tract1oncs
      @tract1oncs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no, u dont. nooo u dont🙂

    • @LordMegatron-qk2gz
      @LordMegatron-qk2gz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well when it was revealed that Mario was going to be in the Olympics,Luigi or peach weren't shown.

    • @justaspectator9762
      @justaspectator9762 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's 👏 a 👏joke

  • @cholomilk2749
    @cholomilk2749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Mat: the 2020s can’t come soon enough
    Everyone in 2020: *insert are you sure about that*

  • @DragonChamp007
    @DragonChamp007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    “Would Mario win olympics? You’d be surprised”
    *triples most world records*
    Uh no, that’s is what I expected

  • @kaja3780
    @kaja3780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    ITS LIKE LAKITU'S FILMING THE HUNGER GAMES WITH HOW SHAKEY HIS CAMERA IS ALL THE TIME!!!
    that made me die laughing X'D

    • @rotz394
      @rotz394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Seriously, Michael Bay Should have hired Lakitu as his cameraman.

    • @drakerose3789
      @drakerose3789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know that feel. Doing anything is difficult with that camera.

  • @DJFlare84
    @DJFlare84 8 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    WAIT WAIT WAIT
    What about Bowser!? You knock him off the platform in 64 and he can jump back up all the way from the abyss!

    • @greatduck5297
      @greatduck5297 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Bowser gets disqualified along with yoshi. They aren't human.

    • @ferelpuma
      @ferelpuma 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's racist!!!!! *Barfs*

    • @soweli_Lukonsi
      @soweli_Lukonsi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *ding*

    • @greatduck5297
      @greatduck5297 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fernando Pulido It's not racist at all. They're not human therefore they cannot qualify for HUMAN olympics. It wouldn't be fair to the other competitors.

    • @ferelpuma
      @ferelpuma 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Great Duck
      The Germans said the same thing about the Jews and blacks. For shame.

  • @pikminkin
    @pikminkin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Coronavirus in 2020: I’m about to ruin this whole man’s career.

  • @GhostyBoy64
    @GhostyBoy64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    When Mat’s talking about his love for the olympics I immediately think of fat pat eating chips and drinking Diet Coke

  • @emmabrook9691
    @emmabrook9691 7 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    They do accept a quadruple jump... but it’s in figure skating

    • @judybourgeois1974
      @judybourgeois1974 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      rip gt

    • @msvi09official
      @msvi09official 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      99th like

    • @cofeespear4992
      @cofeespear4992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I bet mat pat would make a beautiful figure skater especially in those pretty silver and green dresses

  • @wrrryy-gamoo1244
    @wrrryy-gamoo1244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    It appears Mario breaks his arm when he hits the block #NewGameTheory

  • @abbyginge03
    @abbyginge03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This hits different after waiting 4 years for this Olympics only for them to be delayed an entire year

  • @Seushe
    @Seushe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    But...
    Peach wouldnt use a DRESS to jump in the olympics, right? Like, seriously.

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      she never uses a dress in the olympic games series either

    • @sagal1374
      @sagal1374 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ShatteredMC in super Mario 3d world, she wears a cat suit and yet she still hovers

    • @ShirialKiller
      @ShirialKiller 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sagal137
      It's not her dress that lets her hover, she cheats by using magic.

    • @sagal1374
      @sagal1374 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i never said that it's her dress that lets her hover. Look again at what I wrote

    • @derpaderpy4931
      @derpaderpy4931 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She just uses what's called her "Wish power".

  • @robertli3600
    @robertli3600 8 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Thank god we learned kinetic energy in science class so I could understand all the gravity science. I was wrong... what we learn in school does have a use xD

    • @felinojr.megino1164
      @felinojr.megino1164 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ripa9 😂

    • @vampstarzz
      @vampstarzz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Robert Li 🖤🖤

    • @bxy_939
      @bxy_939 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robert Li just to understand matts amazing videos tbh!😂

    • @cindyhaynes7620
      @cindyhaynes7620 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      shy guys are the red guys with white masks. In a video this guy says ther dream demons. serch em on google

    • @slimeyt7505
      @slimeyt7505 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this is a good replay like if your watching in 2027

  • @KonpeitoKitty
    @KonpeitoKitty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Oh no Luigi is gonna get his foot crushed again

  • @d_gaming0258
    @d_gaming0258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "When the 2020 games happen"
    Me: Keep telling yourself that.

  • @merla692
    @merla692 8 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Well, Luigi would still get gold and Mario silver because female and male jumping are two seperate categories. So both Peach and Luigi end up with gold medals :)

    • @MangaSt
      @MangaSt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Clara Breda good Point.

    • @xillict
      @xillict 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Clara Breda true

  • @thespongemonkey
    @thespongemonkey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Except, the events are separated by Gender. So, Luigi would be a triple Gold Medalist.

    • @rpggriffin
      @rpggriffin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      SMB2 is a dream, and the world is called Subcon (because it's Mario's subconscious). That should double-disqualify it. Besides, I'm PRETTY sure that Peach is using magic to float. In any world that has magic, using it would almost definitely violate the rules of any sport.
      Sooo yeah. Peach is a woman, her abilities are a dream, and she probably cheats. Luigi gets the gold!

    • @PirateMatt-dz6gl
      @PirateMatt-dz6gl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      but in super mario 3d world, she can do the same thing and that is in real life.

    • @samuelemmert5136
      @samuelemmert5136 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      One word: Quidditch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @wemkillop9508
      @wemkillop9508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      did u just assume peaches gender?

    • @juliuscerrato2672
      @juliuscerrato2672 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what about bowser?!??!

  • @CappuccinoGuil
    @CappuccinoGuil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    "There's a funny jif."
    Jif?
    JIF?
    JIF?!
    JIF!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • @elliptical6957
    @elliptical6957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “2020s summer games cannot come soon enough”
    When I tell you I nearly cried-

  • @randomgamer7141
    @randomgamer7141 8 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    17:57. Lmao. "Because he's a DINOSAUR" had me dying

    • @x-1771
      @x-1771 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Random Gamer until

    • @x-1771
      @x-1771 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Random Gamer oj

  • @vibinwvibha
    @vibinwvibha 7 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    matpat, you would get gold in the Olympics for:
    -just blowing my mind
    -and being hilarious

    • @velociraptoronashark6934
      @velociraptoronashark6934 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Vibha Srinivas lol

    • @funnycat1024
      @funnycat1024 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and quadruple jump.

    • @bmemorales31
      @bmemorales31 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Vibha Srinivas Mind Blowing Theories, Hilarious okay I have some bad theories from him. [ -Ness- Sans Impression] here we go. Mario is Mental,Link is Dead,Rosalina's Parents (His Luigi and Peach Fan Fiction), and Sans is Ness. I didn't even talk about the Film Theory Bullshit and Clickbait.

    • @bmemorales31
      @bmemorales31 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Emperor Faust, Sans is Ness and Mario is Mental are the most bullshit and completely awful theories I have ever heard this is why I unsubscribed a long time ago.

    • @mikemcclaren9616
      @mikemcclaren9616 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yoe

  • @Fourleafclov
    @Fourleafclov 8 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    You said gifs as "jifs"....
    almost closed the window

    • @Thannus
      @Thannus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fourleafclov that is how it's said

    • @Thannus
      @Thannus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, actually, I suppose it depends on the person. Either way is correct, I suppose.

    • @Fourleafclov
      @Fourleafclov 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DragonFace Gaming Even if either way is correct, it hurts to hear it like { JIF }

    • @flameconvoy7424
      @flameconvoy7424 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I say it interchangeably sometimes I say jif and sometimes I say gif

    • @tenebrasolanum4215
      @tenebrasolanum4215 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just pronounce them 'jeff'

  • @thehollowvoice7994
    @thehollowvoice7994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    MatPat 4:37: „2020 Summer Games could not come soon enough!”
    Me in 2020: You don’t know what I know...

  • @wolfienightcore4122
    @wolfienightcore4122 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1109

    WHY DO SHY GUY'S WEAR MASKS AND BASICALLY COVER THEIR WHOLE BODY?
    Please make a theory.
    **original idea by me, people who like or comment agree, so also give them credit**

    • @pist0l937
      @pist0l937 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wolfie Nightcore but seriously I just think it might be preference?
      But it would be interesting to know the species?

    • @chickenpermission4223
      @chickenpermission4223 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wolfie Nightcore I always thought they were ghosts who wore masks like no face but now that I'm older that makes less sense

    • @laurelai.
      @laurelai. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Shy guys are shy. Really, really shy.

    • @summerbonette1406
      @summerbonette1406 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wolfie Nightcore agree

    • @LiveHedgehog
      @LiveHedgehog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because the creators of Doki Doki Panic were high on drugs and decided to put masks on some dwarves.

  • @aaroncunningham8307
    @aaroncunningham8307 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Pretty sure Peach's hover is powered by magic, which I doubt would be legally allowed.

    • @aaroncunningham8307
      @aaroncunningham8307 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And don't even get me started on what that flutter-kick would do to Luigi's form rating. All that mid-air flailing isn't going to sit well with the judges!

    • @Vgamer311
      @Vgamer311 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Anything is legal if there isn't a rule stating otherwise. Even if it is Magic, I highly doubt the olympics committee was like "you know, we should make a rule against using magic. You know, just to keep things fair." I've seen some people say that they would probably make a law banning flutters and hovers, but even if they did after the fact, that wouldn't strip them of the medals they already won with their powers.

    • @silentk59
      @silentk59 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Magic would be TOTALLY banned by the Olympics comity. Its a performance booster same as PED's.

  • @a1joryj
    @a1joryj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    I'm sorry did you say 'jif' instead of 'gif'?

    • @CaptainDoruTorres
      @CaptainDoruTorres 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes he did

    • @chrisstanbridge4331
      @chrisstanbridge4331 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Like how the creators said it's pronounced.

    • @gallowsglare
      @gallowsglare 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Boi, g stands for graphics in the acronym. You don't pronounce it "jraphics". Think of the word gift. Take the t off.

    • @colmyethon5377
      @colmyethon5377 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Giraffe. Not everything with a g is pronounced "guh". Plus it's an acronym, and the creator can choose how it's pronounced

    • @hyrekandragon2665
      @hyrekandragon2665 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The creators said it was pronounced 'jif' so there is no argument on how it should be pronounced. Beside if we going to pronounce the aconryms letters as the words the represent Laser would be pronounced "lah-sear" and not "lay-zur" since Laser stands for Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radation. And Scuba be pronounced "Skuh-buh" instead of "Skoo-buh" since it means Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

  • @linkboy7212
    @linkboy7212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    MatPat: 2020 Olyimpics could not come soon enough.
    Coronavirus: I’m about to end this mans career

  • @snipperjoey1151
    @snipperjoey1151 8 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    What about Waluigi? I mean he can swim in the air, allowing him to basically fly. Sure it's cheating but it doesn't matter.

    • @ssp6186
      @ssp6186 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      finally waluigi gets the recognition he deserves

    • @MissiGNO000
      @MissiGNO000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Snipper Joey EVERYBODY CHEATING BUT HIM!!!

    • @snipperjoey1151
      @snipperjoey1151 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MissingNO 000 Waddling your feet in the air isn't cheating.

    • @ssp6186
      @ssp6186 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      if any one is cheating peach is she is using her dress to hover

    • @snipperjoey1151
      @snipperjoey1151 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GDWU 64755 Totally. Also by competing alongsides the males.

  • @court0524
    @court0524 7 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Dang. This is more interesting than the actual Olympics...

  • @davidnuggette3654
    @davidnuggette3654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Waluigi - “Hold my beer”

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WAAALEWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @jasongeorge1810
    @jasongeorge1810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    4:30 That one didn't age quite so well.

  • @cespu_iv4519
    @cespu_iv4519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I'm Italian but I love those jokes about my country even if they are false.
    Subed!

    • @CommandGamesIQ
      @CommandGamesIQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No you are russians

    • @TearDaTaco
      @TearDaTaco 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      do you eat cheese or spaghetti everyday in italy??

    • @IMPERATOR_AVGVSTVS
      @IMPERATOR_AVGVSTVS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TearDaTaco almost, here in Italy pasta is an essential food and those stereotypes about eating it everyday are not too far off from reality, sure, we eat other things but pasta is one of the most popular foods, eaten mostly at lunch rather than dinner

    • @TearDaTaco
      @TearDaTaco 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IMPERATOR_AVGVSTVS what about the cheese and pizza? (you're the creator of pizza don't forget that)

    • @IMPERATOR_AVGVSTVS
      @IMPERATOR_AVGVSTVS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TearDaTaco cheese is very utilized in Italian cuisine, since there are a lot of dishes that use it, for example it's used on a lot of types of pasta to enhance the flavor, but please, if there's a type of pasta that doesn't want cheese, especially Parmesan, is spaghetti with clams, for us it feels like eating a hot-dog for breakfast. Another fairly famous Italian meal that requires cheese is Caprese, wich usually is mozzarella cheese accompanied by tomatoes. Cheese is also heavily used on pizza, for it's nice texture that goes really well with both types of pizza, yes, there are 2 types of pizza: the Roman pizza and the Neapolitan pizza, the difference is in the consistency: Roman pizza is much more crunchy than the soft Neapolitan one, but, even if pizza is delicious, we don't eat it very often, since it's a very "heavy" food, it's full of carbohydrates and it fills you up really quickly and it isn't very healthy, so we don't eat it all that much, on average once a week or once a month

  • @EnderstrikeMC
    @EnderstrikeMC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Matpat...
    diet coke olimpics are waiting for you

  • @muhammaduddin5884
    @muhammaduddin5884 8 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Can you do theory about the purge would it reduce crime or how to survive it and guys I know that he'll do it on film theory I just did it on this one since this is recent

    • @jimmylynch3534
      @jimmylynch3534 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think a Purge theory could be interesting

    • @DoroTono
      @DoroTono 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      a youtuber named Alternate History Hub did just that. the video is "what if the purge actually happened"

    • @SNAKE-fk9zw
      @SNAKE-fk9zw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that's a theory for Film Theory, his other channel, not Game Theory

    • @muhammaduddin5884
      @muhammaduddin5884 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Aron Ashurov I did it on this video because it's the earliest and he might see it

    • @ajax4887
      @ajax4887 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He didn't say it was a game theory

  • @rebeccanickels6059
    @rebeccanickels6059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I just imagined Mario jumping through my roof because I have a short ceiling

  • @paddyscone780
    @paddyscone780 8 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Peach wouldn't be allowed to compete with Mario and Luigi. Men and women compete in separate events and, last time I checked, Peach is not a man.

    • @mefikFS
      @mefikFS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mario and luigi would compete in 100m sprint with her and and win :)

    • @EMan753
      @EMan753 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You've checked?!

    • @paddyscone780
      @paddyscone780 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not in person.

    • @andreaulle7960
      @andreaulle7960 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can't tell someone they aren't what they think they are!!!11!1! *obvious sarcasm is obvious*

    • @paddyscone780
      @paddyscone780 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's okay, I'm not like most people on the Internet. Most of the time I can spot sarcasm.

  • @brucesims3255
    @brucesims3255 8 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Matpat should do a theory on shy guys

    • @rykleygalinsky1614
      @rykleygalinsky1614 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah. What are they?

    • @mikemounier2380
      @mikemounier2380 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pirate Bear and

    • @kiiikk
      @kiiikk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you dont what they are? they the little guys with masks and red clothing😁

    • @marywave7081
      @marywave7081 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pirate Bear Same, along with the Dark Star, that one is a little....strange

    • @stephengibson4651
      @stephengibson4651 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pirate Bear hi

  • @blaketurner8523
    @blaketurner8523 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    From your other videos on Mario i don't think they would let that psychopath compete

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      there aren't any rules against it. I mean maybe if he'd been convicted of something, but that hasn't happened yet.

    • @johnnyfive222
      @johnnyfive222 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean look at Ryan Lochette and Hope Solo? Oh Snap current events.

    • @rubeculabee8061
      @rubeculabee8061 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      well technically, he did murder thousands of creatures, from the careless koopa to the innocent wiggler

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Lettuce Goat killing animals isn't illegal unless they're a protected species, in a nature preserve, or you need a hunting licence (and I doubt hunting without a licence is something that would get you banned from the Olympics). Nothing indicates that any of those have been the case throughout Mario's adventures.

    • @rubeculabee8061
      @rubeculabee8061 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Android 19 ok, but the koopas are from the koopa kingdom, so they aren't just animals

  • @fka_sophrosyne
    @fka_sophrosyne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hearing him explain how the community tab works is so innocent for some reason

  • @Psyk0h
    @Psyk0h 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Mario jumps regular in the olympics to balance out the game, if sonic ran as fast as he could in track, would it be fair?

    • @670HP-Package-NOW
      @670HP-Package-NOW 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Psykiatricda 1 Mario beats him in running too, #KnowGThistory

    • @true_neutral3378
      @true_neutral3378 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      But only in their first games

    • @Psyk0h
      @Psyk0h 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ronngel Abiel Manila
      In their first games indeed
      #KnowMoreGtHistory

    • @thefinalpotato8607
      @thefinalpotato8607 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont see how that adds up though. Mario doesnt DO any running in that theory. he just takes a pipe to the end. So that would mean the pipe just has high suction power. Why not make a flat track that is the same distance for both characters and see who gets to the end first.

    • @Psyk0h
      @Psyk0h 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Final Potato
      Mario had to run to the upright pipe, so even if it did have suction, it would not be pulling him.

  • @ananicholas9852
    @ananicholas9852 7 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    No offense Mat but I'm glad quadruple jump isn't a thing cause then you'd be training for the Olympics and not making theory videos

    • @deadlyvsgaming929
      @deadlyvsgaming929 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That would be HORRIBLE... Then again, Many Worlds theory, anyone?
      No? No "Pokemon Multiverse" theory? No "Zelda timeline be wrong?" theory?

    • @N56-
      @N56- 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      DeadlyVSGaming m

  • @kanebekkattla3963
    @kanebekkattla3963 8 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    wouldn't Mario get silver and luigi & Peach, gold due to the fact that they separate men and women.

    • @dawsoncat6252
      @dawsoncat6252 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pretty sure if a woman can exceed a gold metalist male she deserves to gold metals.

    • @kanebekkattla3963
      @kanebekkattla3963 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      DawsonCat6252//(^._.^) i'm not saying that she doesn't deserved her gold if just saying she would have three women's jumping medals.

    • @bizarre3051
      @bizarre3051 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Women's and men's in the Olympics are separated. (So like Long jump for men medalists is different from long jump for woman medalists.)

    • @AlexH-qr2dq
      @AlexH-qr2dq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      medals*

    • @bruceisaac9926
      @bruceisaac9926 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the men devision is open for women if they are good enough.

  • @Tay_Zel
    @Tay_Zel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Matpat: I love, love the olympics
    Me: Well I can 110% relate

  • @RyanCya
    @RyanCya 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Did Mat just say... 'nerdgasm'? :U

  • @PorkSzoda
    @PorkSzoda 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    he answered the question nobody asked but everyone secretly wanted to hear

  • @UltimateHalG
    @UltimateHalG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    This is the only channel where I am excited to hear math....what have I become

    • @As_Arturas
      @As_Arturas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And what you become? An intelligent person, because math is good.

    • @gamerholic4407
      @gamerholic4407 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @SeanR794
      @SeanR794 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Math sure, but sometimes this guy's physics and chemistry are a bit off especially when he shows calculations. For instance, when he was showing Mario's weight on the games at 11:36, he made it sound like Mario gained mass by saying he was 181 Kg in the game, but grams measure mass not weight, so Mario's mass would stay the same wherever he is.

    • @BigDaddyLante
      @BigDaddyLante 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      grams also measure weight..

    • @Tfin
      @Tfin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So you're saying you have no idea how much you weigh? Or do you use stones?

  • @SomewhereFireworks
    @SomewhereFireworks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Horse... Prancer”
    Equestrians are under appreciated

    • @PenSteel
      @PenSteel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, look what I just found.
      It's the goddess herself.

    • @Scariez
      @Scariez 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      E W

    • @raptorzeraora2632
      @raptorzeraora2632 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PenSteel no

  • @jacobpaniagua8785
    @jacobpaniagua8785 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    14:20 That was a running long jump. You can't add three running long jumps to get a triple jump.

    • @tren1ty_gaming
      @tren1ty_gaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But still, Peach would win

    • @jacobpaniagua8785
      @jacobpaniagua8785 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Random Person Definitely not debating that.

    • @JamUsagi
      @JamUsagi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm pretty sure Mario can instantly long jump the moment he lands, making it possible.

    • @scruffythejanitor1969
      @scruffythejanitor1969 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The problem is that the triple jump isn't just three jump: it's often called the "Hop, Skip, and Jump." The second jump is from the same leg you land on, which makes it look like a skip.

    • @DonaldFromKingdomHearts
      @DonaldFromKingdomHearts 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I always thought the second one was called step :/
      But yeah, I was kinda torn between facepalming and finding it cute how MatPat naively just chained three full jumps together. Also to consider that you have a limited area where you can perform your jump from first to last jump.

  • @MCWaxC
    @MCWaxC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    So, if you're saying what I think you're saying... MARIO IS SANS CONFIRMED!

  • @oliviaeason1396
    @oliviaeason1396 8 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    That moment when you realize MARIO is taller then you when you're 17

    • @potatohippieninjas3360
      @potatohippieninjas3360 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That moment when *I* realized I was half a foot smaller then Mario and I'm 11

    • @JayV27
      @JayV27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm shorter then Mario and I'm 69

    • @bugford
      @bugford 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are short as all get out! I want 5'5 when I was 12!

    • @victordiaz5207
      @victordiaz5207 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      y'all midgets xddddd
      no offence, height doesn't matter

    • @jacobhu4431
      @jacobhu4431 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That moment when u know ur taller than mario when ur not even 14

  • @firefli9975
    @firefli9975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mat: "2020 summer Olympics can't come soon enough."
    Corona: *Really now?*

  • @TheFoolishSamurai
    @TheFoolishSamurai 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    So... the Community Tab is just the Discussion Tab with more bells and whistles?

    • @jaden2040
      @jaden2040 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it's for mobile

    • @Rathtrainer
      @Rathtrainer 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly.

    • @TTS160
      @TTS160 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Atleast they gave us something instead of removing of freedom *cough*cough* (TH-cam's guidelines)

    • @TheFoolishSamurai
      @TheFoolishSamurai 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Oh, so *less* bells and whistles.

    • @dry90125
      @dry90125 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep, but hey, it sorta works.

  • @Linealo
    @Linealo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    He's eating Mushrooms all the day... Disqualified because of drugs!!

    • @JRexRegis
      @JRexRegis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude...whatif mario ate mushroom but mushroom is drugs?

    • @clintonanderson7436
      @clintonanderson7436 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mushrooms in Mario's world aren't drugs.

    • @umarsuno548
      @umarsuno548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Linealo lmfao he’s on shrooms

    • @f4irygrrrl
      @f4irygrrrl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      just like Russia. :'))))

  • @Adamzychu
    @Adamzychu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I always though that Peach floats because of her dress. I'm not really sure if that would be allowed during the Olympics ;>

    • @superapm9620
      @superapm9620 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      you would think, however in super Mario 3D world when she gets something like the boomerang power up she still has the ability to float.

    • @mikeanthony3300
      @mikeanthony3300 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Peach doesn't even wear her dress during the Olympics. She wears a sporty looking outfit.

    • @superapm9620
      @superapm9620 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Mike Anthony
      maybe its magic or something.
      maybe its maybelline

    • @PLANDerLinde99
      @PLANDerLinde99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Super APM I quit, I'm done, Your comment killed me

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In Mario&Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, at the beginning, he gets sent flying out of the castle by starlow's star power and Peach's wish power.
      There are definitely more examples, but I'm being too lazy to look them up.
      Peach has magic.

  • @thiccccboialix7517
    @thiccccboialix7517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Game Theory: He's super Mario therefore his strengths are amplified

    • @tatendamuwori7098
      @tatendamuwori7098 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's what I was thinking 😂

  • @zarakhall5221
    @zarakhall5221 8 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    thats not how you triple jump btw matpat, u dont full on long jump 3 times

    • @royceshey7273
      @royceshey7273 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I thought i was the only one that noticed that

    • @Jayxleer
      @Jayxleer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was sat here going, noOOOOO YOU DONT JUMP.. THREE TIMES?! Th you are the only other person i have seen so far who noticed that

    • @iamdumbasshellaswellthebea3699
      @iamdumbasshellaswellthebea3699 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i clicked dislike button 1million times

    • @RealWatch1
      @RealWatch1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      what about bowser's jump

    • @Jacob-gi7xl
      @Jacob-gi7xl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "I am dumb as well" so you didn't dislike it? Because every other click you undislike the video. So in this case you undislike it every even number so 1 million would leave you with you undisliking the video.

  • @Syphlerx
    @Syphlerx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    For mobile users
    3:04 is when it starts
    You're welcome

    • @coltonhollis4414
      @coltonhollis4414 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      thank you

    • @coltonhollis4414
      @coltonhollis4414 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mobile users couldn't click Mario so having a timestamp will help next time I watch this

    • @somerandomname4812
      @somerandomname4812 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Some Impersonator mobile can't click on that

    • @skirch6094
      @skirch6094 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mobile users can't click annotations

    • @crumbocrumbo
      @crumbocrumbo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      aah thx pal

  • @ciasyafri2461
    @ciasyafri2461 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Well, duh, Luigi IS Mario's brother so he'd be at least better than Mario? #LuigiFTW :3

    • @ciasyafri2461
      @ciasyafri2461 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But Mario never gave respect. ;n;

    • @ramonamartinez8647
      @ramonamartinez8647 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes Luigi is the most overrated Mario character =/

    • @zachary1077
      @zachary1077 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Ramona Martinez
      No, that would be Mario.

    • @zachary1077
      @zachary1077 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      Everyone hates on Luigiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  • @catsareyes6446
    @catsareyes6446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Peach would win because of her glide.”
    You can’t wear dresses there.

    • @Gameboy2007-Official
      @Gameboy2007-Official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I doubt that was because of her dress lmao

    • @Justsomelycan
      @Justsomelycan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Gameboy2007-Official it is her dress gives her that ability just pay attention to every games saying peach is a better jumper because of her umbrella is like saying someone driving a car is faster than someone running but its only cause of the car

  • @snowkitten1432
    @snowkitten1432 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:29
    “Short guy, slightly overweight”
    Mario: *TRIGGERED*

  • @beekeeperhoneymoon8179
    @beekeeperhoneymoon8179 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Says best swimmer, shows diver
    *gets up and walks away*

  • @roundmaster2418
    @roundmaster2418 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Luigi's winning platinum for sure

    • @roundmaster2418
      @roundmaster2418 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No wait never mind Peach is

    • @tingular2902
      @tingular2902 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about Bowser's jump in Mario 3?

    • @claramcenna7621
      @claramcenna7621 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh for sure

    • @EndermanwichDoesMC
      @EndermanwichDoesMC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hovering is likely going to be disqualifed.

    • @seabassthegamer6644
      @seabassthegamer6644 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THE BEE EMPEROR Luigi does not hover, he scuttles. (Yes that is the correct term.)

  • @DuckGoesViral
    @DuckGoesViral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    MatPat: "The 2020 summer games cannot come soon enough"
    Me: (2020)

  • @cookiecaker
    @cookiecaker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I actually fell asleep to this (in the good way). I have NEVER done this before, YOU, good sir, get a clap and a half!
    *clap cl*

  • @jaylenhoskins4085
    @jaylenhoskins4085 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When pixelated, when luigi jumps, it looks like he's doing the running man XD

  • @friday6448
    @friday6448 8 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Mario is an Italian plumber, made by the Japanese, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican... Don't be racist, be like Mario...

    • @Tara-wx6qm
      @Tara-wx6qm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jumps like a black man

    • @WarrenValion
      @WarrenValion 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mexicans have darker skin tone. He looks Italian.

    • @yamenhazemarda7733
      @yamenhazemarda7733 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      this comment needs more likes...

    • @lare290
      @lare290 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew.

    • @ahmednagy7571
      @ahmednagy7571 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he looks like he is from the Soviet Union

  • @Monkeymario.
    @Monkeymario. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    11:41 I think Mario isn't human and that's why he jumps so high and doesn't break his legs

  • @GJERocks
    @GJERocks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    In the 500 meter dash, no one can even come CLOSE to Toad

    • @mrfishyboi1470
      @mrfishyboi1470 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But he is a mushroom.. He is the drug

    • @ZenoDLC
      @ZenoDLC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not a drug, THE drug

    • @shadowjuan2
      @shadowjuan2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And he doesn't even have legs just feet lol

    • @Ted52
      @Ted52 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There is no 500 meter dash at the olympics.

    • @icyclimber4215
      @icyclimber4215 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      1000 meter dash it is then

  • @Magvel_
    @Magvel_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    If only Super Mario Odyssey was announced at this time XD

  • @kjl3080
    @kjl3080 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    13:12 Anyone smh by the fact that MatPat doesn't use Fixed Camera Angle Mode?

  • @Tarzddnon
    @Tarzddnon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He says he’s excited for the 2020 Olympics games but then this quarantine runs around! I’m laughing my head off

  • @lupinebun
    @lupinebun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    HOW DAAAAAAAAARE YOU MATT. IT IS *GIF* NOT *JIF*. THIS IS BETRAYAL. IT'S GRAPHICS THAT THE G REPRESENTS, NOT JRAPHICS. I DISOWN YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU.

    • @Umneriko
      @Umneriko 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then why say anything?

    • @lupinebun
      @lupinebun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jair Benitez Jesus Christ HE SAID IT AS JIF BUT HE TOLD EVERYONE THAT GIF IS THE CORRECT WAY BUT JIF WAS EASIER FOR HIM TO SAY SO THAT'S WHY HE SAID IT. IT IS *not* THE OFFICIAL WAY TO SAY IT. Also, if you don't care, WHY SAY ANYTHING"?

    • @lupinebun
      @lupinebun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jair Benitez Also,does Jraphics make sense? No. It doesn't. Graphics does. It's GIF.

    • @colmyethon5377
      @colmyethon5377 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why do you do this? The creator said it was pronounced "jif"

    • @rubeculabee8061
      @rubeculabee8061 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok, so i agree, i like to pronounce it with a hard g, but saying it's pronounced that way because the g stands for graphic would also mean that JPEG would be pronounced jay-feg as the p stands for "photographers". This point, btw, was pointed out by a commenter named "Waggles" (and also by A to Rhombus in this comment thread, but i didn't see that until after i started writing this). Also when someone says jif i just think of the peanut butter brand

  • @ThismcGeneration
    @ThismcGeneration 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The new community tab isn't to make TH-cam better for us, it's so TH-cam can get more users by being more like Facebook.

    • @ThismcGeneration
      @ThismcGeneration 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For a guy who made a whole series (DHMIS Theories) which involved him talking about the effects of sponsorship and capitalism, matpat is sure susceptible to using a few weasel words himself.

    • @2v-dblv22
      @2v-dblv22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ROASTED

    • @tomtinker8220
      @tomtinker8220 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      he's probably equally susceptible to needing to pay rent.
      it's called something...

  • @pixelarticuno1636
    @pixelarticuno1636 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    What about King BobOmb? In Super Mario 64, he jumps up the entire mountain in a single leap.

    • @scott9304
      @scott9304 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Pixel Articuno dats true

    • @julian-jf2zj
      @julian-jf2zj 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      you right

    • @matthew5145
      @matthew5145 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bombs can't participate in Olympics

    • @pixelarticuno1636
      @pixelarticuno1636 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Peka Silk But apparently green dinosaurs can.

    • @Zula_The_Squid
      @Zula_The_Squid 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, Kim Jon Un also isn't participating in this years Olympics, even though he is (according to deep research into North Korean propaganda) the supreme mega-god.
      Same goes for Putin.
      I think there is some kind of leader-restriction in participation or something, otherwise i couldn't explain this.

  • @DashyDonut
    @DashyDonut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “I can’t wait for the 2020 olympics”
    That quote didn’t age so well

  • @JeezSorry
    @JeezSorry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    2:33
    When my mom tells me to go outside

  • @Coal_minerals
    @Coal_minerals 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Actually triple jump is a hop skip and a jump if you do that you will be disqualified

    • @TheMymineplay
      @TheMymineplay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I thought I was the only one who noticed that mistake

    • @user-ke7ri7kj1j
      @user-ke7ri7kj1j 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly!!

    • @jacobjett8227
      @jacobjett8227 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      im not sure why he didn't use the move NAMED triple jump from 64, and your right, mario has to crouch to long jump, which i don't think would be legal

    • @borRIING
      @borRIING 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ty. Was looking for this.

    • @supersbbrawl4ever
      @supersbbrawl4ever 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      The triple jump has appeared in all 3D Super Mario games.

  • @oblivion.3602
    @oblivion.3602 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    But MatPat! If you see at basically any triple jumper in the world, the first jump will always be longer than the second, and the third jump. Because at the first jump, he just runs and jumps, but at the second, you have weight pulled towards the ground because of your jump and height. And so triple jumps in olympics, is WAY different than just three seperate jumps.
    I'm sorry i had to.

    • @darklingarts4293
      @darklingarts4293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alos, a triple jump uses different steps than he describes. Left left right for someone right footed, and right right left for someone left footed.

  • @Idontneedahandle-u3o
    @Idontneedahandle-u3o ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "2020 summer olympics can't come soon enough."
    Sit down 2017 MatPat, I've got some stuff to tell you.