It must be Fred the Beard back from the dead, risen from the drain, to seek revenge on his owner for his murder and he's using sages body as a puppet for his bodyless soul, slowly draining it! Hense why "sage" looks so uncharacteristically thin. th-cam.com/video/zyfENlWPfqE/w-d-xo.html
I am glad you are uploading, it let's me know you are at least in a good place/safe. Hope you, Gabe and everyone living there is okay. Now let's see some Anime!
Glad to see that things around there are doing well enough that you have the time to come back. And you're looking great. Nice facial hair, and honestly you're looking like you've lost some weight (in a good way) too. Good for you, glad things are at least heading in a direction for good, and while a touch selfish, glad you're back to give us a good laugh and insight.
Well, to be honest, cryogenic freezing could be also good way to save space and resources required to sustain all those colonists for 2 weeks. Once you get them in pods you can transport them like any cargo.
First off, welcome back, Sage. Words can't describe how excited we are. Now about the anime....well, what else is there to say? It's just goofy. I had a massive grin on my face when I heard that cringe-worthy Planet of the Apes line.
Watching this year's later, it occurs to me that this movie might've been somewhat more interesting if the protagonist was the in-the-dark captain, not garzey's wing. He would've made for a decent audience surrogate, reacting to the stupid and convoluted twists and turns.
Just a question, because I don't know if this is after your cutoff but could you maybe review Gilgamesh and/or Samurai Gun? They're ABSOLUTELY unwatchably atrocious but I know Gilgamesh was made in 2003.
I mean, technically, it's the same title. Japanese doesn't differentiate between "r" and "l", so "Garaga" and "Galaga" are both valid transliterations of the Japanese.
"she's leaving" guy just took the trophy from Kurabara in PRTPR Glad things are okay now, but that goatee isn't right; guy with a beard says you needed to grow/keep more hair on your chin
Dah! Sage's facial hair has gone full supervillain! Someone get me a sanctified razorblade! Though it's not that strange that they would put the passengers into stasis, that ship hardly looked like a space age cruise liner. It's possibly that it's simply more efficient, cutting down costs by removing the need to feed the passengers. It's also possibly they don't have enough living space for the passengers to all get a room and move about the ship freely, so putting them in stasis might save living space. So... all things considered not that weird, unless there is some kind of major risk involved.
Ok, you admit that Central Park Media was popular back then. That's some mode of positive points you had for the company since the "Angel's Sanctuary" dub. Other than that, I don't agree with you referring to their titles as "wheelbarrow" titles. They weren't the only company putting quantity over quality back then. Is there anything you even like about my NYC brethren?
From a simple Sage... to Bearded Sage. Good to have you back, man. Hope everything is going well at home. Don't have twitter and barely use facebook, so... *shrug*
Actually the question should be asked: Who actually liked the 2001 Planet of the Apes. I mean Tim Burton was creative back in the early days but this was the start of the downward spiral of crap movies
EVIL! EVIL! This Sage is EVIL...er than the usual one. 😈 Sadly, everything this anime is, is what I think of when I imagine an anime before the early 2000s 😕
My first reaction: A new Anime Abandon?! Great! Sage is okay and he's back to work! My second reaction: What the hell?! Why does Sage look so weird?! He has a goatee but he has had before so why does it look so wrong? Oh... he has a mustache now as well! And it makes him look like a sex offender...
Glad to see you back, hope all is well on the home front. Also, very good of you to donate your razor to those less fortunate. You're a good man Bennett. Unless you're an evil clone. In which case I suggest returning Bennett the Sage to us post haste. Just look at this comment section. Do you REALLY want to see Sage's fan base all riled up and united? Exactly. Never underestimate the power of strange people in large numbers.
Everyone talking about the beard. I scanned the comments before the video and I'm like 'wow I gotta see this'. Not bad dude. I'm gonna need to get used to it, but it's certainly a full and nicely groomed one. 5:20 Eh, maybe the process is so well refined it's not a big deal to go through. Two weeks isn't that long, but being frozen saves a lot on resources. Oxygen, food, living space etc.
If I know anything about goatees, this show has been taken over by Evil Alternate Timeline/Parallel Universe Sage
Jon Baley I thought our sage was the evil alternate version?
Kane Bravo It’s like Red Hood Joker from the Crime Syndicate universe
It's called mirror dimension
The mirror universe appears to have spread from the Zero Punctuation pocket dimensions
Who is this strange bearded fellow and why is he sitting is Sage's chair?
Clearly not Sage. This guy's too thin.
It must be Fred the Beard back from the dead, risen from the drain, to seek revenge on his owner for his murder and he's using sages body as a puppet for his bodyless soul, slowly draining it! Hense why "sage" looks so uncharacteristically thin.
th-cam.com/video/zyfENlWPfqE/w-d-xo.html
It must be some kind of "bizarro" Sage, this "Sage" actually likes Garzy's Wing.
Glad your back sage. Hope you're alright after whole town incident
"Whole town incident"? what happened? did he move? did his town try to forcefully evict him?
There was a fire in his hometown.
Nice to have you back even if you are evil Bennett from the mirror universe.
He looks like Evil Sage.
Reminds me more of a lumberjack.
tashaem1 That sounds Redundant
Nope, he is Half-Way Decent Mirror Universe Sage.
Wasn't the Original Sage Evil? ;)
Yes, but the now he is more EVIL! Well either that or he is basically a Paladin, but I'd put my money on the former.
Cool. A new Sage videOh My Gosh! SAGESTACHE!
All in favor of dubbing it the sagestache say aye!
AYE!
wererat2000 aye
aye!
If I may quote Mr. Lunt "AYE AYE CAPTAIN CRUNCH! You're making me hungry!"
I am glad you are uploading, it let's me know you are at least in a good place/safe. Hope you, Gabe and everyone living there is okay. Now let's see some Anime!
John Doe Well said.
Sage's Alive!
That is all.
Something something... DIVE MY HAWKMEN DIVE!!!!!
Did anyone got the impression the apes more look like Ookla the Mok from THUNDARR the Barbarian?
That was a good cartoon growing up.
What's this? A comment that's not about Sage's beard or saying "Glad to have you back, buddy!"?
You grew a mustache bro! :D Poyo!
Is that mustache real?!?
Also, nice to see you again Sage :)
It took me by surprise, too.
*That man is reviewing Garaga*
- Bennet Stark aka Iron Sage 2017
Glad to see that things around there are doing well enough that you have the time to come back. And you're looking great. Nice facial hair, and honestly you're looking like you've lost some weight (in a good way) too. Good for you, glad things are at least heading in a direction for good, and while a touch selfish, glad you're back to give us a good laugh and insight.
When you kept saying what sounded like "Alf" I kept expecting it to turn out to be the short furry alien from that 80's sitcom.
Welcome back sage! Like the new sagestache, looks good on you. Hope things are starting to calm down on the home front!
Stole that beard from Brad Jones?
I'm with you, Sage.
I really did wish Gunsmith Cats went more mainstream. Loved that anime.
Well, to be honest, cryogenic freezing could be also good way to save space and resources required to sustain all those colonists for 2 weeks. Once you get them in pods you can transport them like any cargo.
I was matching you breath for breath in waiting for the yell. I felt your disappointment. I felt it in my soul!
Glad to see you back and okay.
I watched this back in the 90's subbed. Only watched it because the ads made it look interesting
Hark! The benevolent Sage emerges and graces us with his majesty!
dude, a bit too soon
What do you mean? I'm glad he's back. Aren't you?
Gorma64 well his home town burned to the ground, mentioning ashes might hit a bit close to home.
Sigh, can't we just be happy Sage is well?
Literally
Holy shit Sage! I had just gone goatee today after work and now here you are doing the same thing!!!
Hey bro, we missed you! How are you doing? Poyo!
First off, welcome back, Sage. Words can't describe how excited we are.
Now about the anime....well, what else is there to say? It's just goofy. I had a massive grin on my face when I heard that cringe-worthy Planet of the Apes line.
Good to have you back, Sage
Dude, you look GREAT! Also, welcome back, and great review!
Oh my God the mustache I must look away but I mustn't it's too beautiful
Glad to see you're ok after the fire.
Also love the beard... just without that mustache. NC you are not.
Holy shit Sage, how did you *not* reference A Wind Named Amnesia when the psychic first showed up?
Shoot the turret! Er, I mean, the tail!
7:01 wow, "Treasure chest full of pie" actually made me spit out my soda.
The lord high emperor has returned!
SOUND THE TRUMPETS!
Good to have ya back Bennet
Not feeling the goatee. You should trim the edges of the mustache.
Sage is back and it is glorious!
YAY MORE ANIME ABANDON!!!!!!!
Yay Sage :-D, Welcome back man!
Good to see you safe, Bennet.
Glad to see you back, dude! Hope everything's alright
Either go full beard or clean shaven, the goatee ain't workin bro. Welcome back! But seriously, though, shave or let it all grow.
It's a little ironic that there's no more evil Sage and yet Sage is somehow looking more evil everytime I see him
Mirror universe Sage! Somebody call Kirk!
Welcome back Sage
It's good to see things have gone well for you
plays video, watched the first minet, thinks "holy shit Vegeta's dad"
Yes! Our lord and savior has returned! Rejoice brothers and sisters!
3:12 I guess we now know what Text To Speech was doing before he got his big break.
Welcome back man
Yo dude, welcome back :D
Welcome back dude
I like the facial hair. Fuck those people trying to tell you how to look. Be yourself man, glad to see you're safe man!
Watching this year's later, it occurs to me that this movie might've been somewhat more interesting if the protagonist was the in-the-dark captain, not garzey's wing. He would've made for a decent audience surrogate, reacting to the stupid and convoluted twists and turns.
THE SAGE HAS RETURNED!!!!!
Just a question, because I don't know if this is after your cutoff but could you maybe review Gilgamesh and/or Samurai Gun? They're ABSOLUTELY unwatchably atrocious but I know Gilgamesh was made in 2003.
Oh no! Sage ate Phelous to gain his powers!
Sage...OH MY GOD!!!
i swear the title for this anime almost sounds similar to Galaga, as in the space shooter game.
I mean, technically, it's the same title. Japanese doesn't differentiate between "r" and "l", so "Garaga" and "Galaga" are both valid transliterations of the Japanese.
"she's leaving" guy just took the trophy from Kurabara in PRTPR
Glad things are okay now, but that goatee isn't right; guy with a beard says you needed to grow/keep more hair on your chin
I now dub thee: Sage Van Cleef!
Good to have you back!!!!
Pause at 7:55... Isn't that the Sword of Omens from Thundercats? I guess the mutants finally killed that manchild and took his sword.
Unnamed dead astronaut was DeShone Kizer
Sudden beard and mustache is sudden,
and it looks sweet dude, ignore the haters.
I remember seeing the jetpack-slice scene from my old US Manga "Wrath of the Ninja" tape.
I am still waiting for him to announce that he is going to review an OVA that is a little bit... Bizzare.
dude, shave that chin and go full Zappa
Man Freddie Mercury has really let himself go... Oh wait, that's Sage.
8:38 Well now I have to sing 'What kind of God?' from Mongrels. Look it up.
Hes back!
I love the 'tash
Glad to see you back, Sage! Hope Santa Rosa is recovering well.
Goatee Sage is best Sage. Praise the Bearded!
I have a beard! We shall join forces!
All shall bow to the superiority of the beard
Does *ANYBODY* in this comment section has *ANYTHING* to say that isn't about Sage's beard or him coming back?!
Sage you've got chocolate milk on your face........no, other side..............no there's still some more...........
"Shoot it in the tail." lol
Can you please look at Zone Of the Enders Idolo and Dolores I.
welcome back sage
Dah! Sage's facial hair has gone full supervillain! Someone get me a sanctified razorblade!
Though it's not that strange that they would put the passengers into stasis, that ship hardly looked like a space age cruise liner. It's possibly that it's simply more efficient, cutting down costs by removing the need to feed the passengers. It's also possibly they don't have enough living space for the passengers to all get a room and move about the ship freely, so putting them in stasis might save living space. So... all things considered not that weird, unless there is some kind of major risk involved.
Thank you. It's nice to see someone actually using common sense.
Are you about to go full supervillian again?
Some fur creature seems to have taken refuge onto sages face.
Finding an Anime Abandon episode I haven't watched is like finding an extra gram of weed when I thought I was out. Pure joy
Also, Garaga sound like an Engrish mistranslation of Galaga
I for one welcome our new Mustache overlords.
I expected Sage but I got past career Shia La Beauf... at least visually.
It's for movember guys n gals
Thank you for getting it :)
Welcome back
He’s back
Ok, you admit that Central Park Media was popular back then. That's some mode of positive points you had for the company since the "Angel's Sanctuary" dub. Other than that, I don't agree with you referring to their titles as "wheelbarrow" titles. They weren't the only company putting quantity over quality back then. Is there anything you even like about my NYC brethren?
5:49: Good, I'll brief You on more details when I get back to Planet Melmac. or if Willie ever let's Me out of the Garage.
Whichever Comes First!
i appreciate these anime though, there are so few space anime in this decade so i can
besides gundam
fucking modern anime
Yeah Yeah Yeah i know good Episode, great Jokes and smart Analysis, but
.............. whats about the Beard?
From a simple Sage... to Bearded Sage. Good to have you back, man. Hope everything is going well at home. Don't have twitter and barely use facebook, so... *shrug*
Actually the question should be asked:
Who actually liked the 2001 Planet of the Apes. I mean Tim Burton was creative back in the early days but this was the start of the downward spiral of crap movies
EVIL! EVIL! This Sage is EVIL...er than the usual one. 😈
Sadly, everything this anime is, is what I think of when I imagine an anime before the early 2000s 😕
WHATS WRONG WITH YUR FAAAAAAACE?!? no but actually welcome back sage its super relieving to see this uploaded
My first reaction: A new Anime Abandon?! Great! Sage is okay and he's back to work!
My second reaction: What the hell?! Why does Sage look so weird?! He has a goatee but he has had before so why does it look so wrong? Oh... he has a mustache now as well! And it makes him look like a sex offender...
Geeeeez!!! This intro sounds like a cheap text-to-voice service! Damn! It reminds me of "If Emperor Had Text-To-Voicebox..." series!
Oh thank you, more Anime Aband--HOLY SHIT, SAGE'S EVIL TWIN HAS ARRIVED! CODE MAUVE! CODE MAUVE!
Glad to see you back, hope all is well on the home front. Also, very good of you to donate your razor to those less fortunate. You're a good man Bennett. Unless you're an evil clone. In which case I suggest returning Bennett the Sage to us post haste. Just look at this comment section. Do you REALLY want to see Sage's fan base all riled up and united? Exactly. Never underestimate the power of strange people in large numbers.
WELCOME BACK GOOD SIR! We have missed you! Hope you're doing well!
Good to see you back Sage, you're looking great!
"Is ANYONE here who they say they are!? Did NOONE join this flight without some ulterior motive!? I feel Like I'm in the Twiligth zone!"
Everyone talking about the beard. I scanned the comments before the video and I'm like 'wow I gotta see this'.
Not bad dude. I'm gonna need to get used to it, but it's certainly a full and nicely groomed one.
5:20 Eh, maybe the process is so well refined it's not a big deal to go through. Two weeks isn't that long, but being frozen saves a lot on resources. Oxygen, food, living space etc.
Oh look Sage is back...
WAIT SAGE IS BACK! HOLY SHIT!
OH MY GOD!
YES! YES! YES!