It's funny how Lee says something and you can see in the video Joey is in awe that Lee said something so stupid. Nowadays almost everyone I run into is like Lee. Lee's been in LA living with the fruits and nuts on the naive Islands too long lol 😂
Love how naive Lee is. “There are some people with bad luck, they’ve had jury duty 4 times” Dude!! They don’t want smart people on a jury they want stupid people on the jury because it’s easier to get a stupid person convinced to vote one way than it is to have 1 single smart person on the jury that one smart person will absolutely bulldozer the prosecutions arguement. Whether hung jury or the other option of voting that the law is unconstitutional. Juries have that powerful powerful right, which is to call the law unconstitutional and ultimately the prosecution can’t re-try the suspect because of double jeopardy.
the selection process pares it down so much it's a combination of people who can afford to take time off work (union blue collar etc) and also people who have never had a single opinion in their life lol. dopey motherfuckers who are falling asleep half the time not paying attention.
You can have a bench trial if you want. That is a trial by judge instead of jury. I was talking to our DA and they said if you are innocent I recommend a bench trail route, if you are guilty, roll the dice on a jury trial.
You messaged me a long time ago about coming to Tucson FINALLY YOU CAME. Lol you also said the guy you kidnapped lived out here and you needed to come visit hahaha crazy
It sucks when you realize someone you love is lying to you. In this case: coco retells a story (footlocker envelope) this time it’s a Chinese family instead of a Jewish family celebrating bah-mitzvah.. I knew he was also making up the story about where the dEA pulled him in and had pics of him. Still love his stories but this is like the 8th time I’ve caught him lying.
Well I’m sure almost everyone in Hollywood or anyone famous can bullshit just pretty much about anything. If he’s lying so what. It’s still funny as fuck. I feel like he has to to make the story sound believable but funny at the same time because at the end of the day they are doing a podcast. Like they say, sometime the truth is boring
@@hyperstormy976 he says in the video the that he would give police tips having to do with "rival" drug dealers he didnt like. Honestly as time has gone on hes turned into this mafia persona but his stories are probably highly exaggerated
Scrutinizing the jury is all good, but you was guilty, so attention span or not, interested in the evidence or not, unless your innocent the jury ain't none of your concern
Then Sunday night the mothafuckahh knocked on my door and he's like "you know we're gonna come back here and arrest you tomorrow, we can make this a lot easier". I'm like dawg if you can arrest me you wouldn't be here talking this shit. Now get thaa fuck off maa stoop. And then that night..... I left for Sanfransico. 😂😂
This man got alot of making up to do. Having hate for the people that keep u safe is not a way to get better. I love this guy but damn Joey get it together baby
So much hate in the comments. What how dose thus story equal snitching. It is true some people just gotta hate to feel big lol probably never stoled pack of gum
Um whatever dude. Have you ever been homeless and in the middel of a addiction. Maybe this is how he pays his penace. By telling this storie. But dont ever assume that we are entitled. Some of us have been homeless and hungry. I aint proud of the shit i did. So miss the fuck out of me with that. As people we have no rite to judge people
Dam thanks, lee. Aboit time someone tells the truth. I never had jury duty i ducked it, have a felony ya know. But anyway, WHATS UP JOEY. YOU THE MANNNNNNN. Keep it funny love wtaching ya stanking og ass breaking it doen im a 80s baby grew up in the 90s hard somewhat like you but dor real for real you out there playa ha ha. But cool
I love when Joey just stares in disbelief at what Lee is saying sometimes
i would too if someone who sat next to me was constantly saying the most dipshitted things ever.
River Towning lee is a bro
The jury duty part? Lmao
@@justfit4610 lmao acted like he could relate💀
@@giannirusso8406 least hes being himself and not someone else with someone elses picture like a FN loser.
joey revisits his kidnapping case " for the 84th time that day "
He thinks it makes him sound like a badass.
he is a badass
@@kyledanger45 No he don't, Joey don't think he's shit. Joey is just Joey he likes to talk and that's it.
@Eric Douglas
@@NotBocephus was*
This is my 3rd favorite joey diaz story, just after the one where he almost drowned and the one about changing flavors
The "Bonehead" story he did on JRE is my favorite. "Are my fries ready?"
His story about his friend bone head is my favorite
Joey Griffin bone head Hahahaha 😂😂😂
"Bonehead...we got 2 fuckin' battalions out here. We got half of 9/11 out here and you're still sleepin!" lmfao
Idk the "bear" shitting outside is hilarious. Specially with the jretoon animation.
“Yea I remember I almost got jury duty ....” this podcast is gold
Then they met him in person and knew there was no way someone like lee should be responsible for someone’s livelihood😂
"That night I left for San Francisco". LMAO.
lee talking about he was terrified of the people in the room. look at you, your eyes don't even open
"...they were not ready for Joey Diaz"... no one is ever ready for Joey
We need Joey Diaz to write the 8 season of Californication
That's the best Idea ever
Just after hearing 2 different versions of Joeys footlocker envelope robbery story in 2 different videos
Same lol the first one was a Jewish kid that had $800 in the envelope. This one was Chinese that had $2000 in the envelope
The video I came from was a spanish family
@Nickolas 086 I thought he was doing blasts of coke and comedy in 2000
@@dr.green.joe rogans plant can’t keep up with his own lies.
0:09 Lee LMAO
Jew noise
I just want a family sitcom with Joey as the Archie Bunker dad...... just imagine.
Joey is funny as shit it goes from Spanish kids with envelope to Chinese kids 😭
Joey "i knew a guy" Diaz
“I kidnapped him, and he had a warrant for his arrest.”
🤣🤣🤣
One of the great stories from Uncle Joey
It's funny how Lee says something and you can see in the video Joey is in awe that Lee said something so stupid. Nowadays almost everyone I run into is like Lee. Lee's been in LA living with the fruits and nuts on the naive Islands too long lol 😂
that look was so funny..tears are running down my cheek I'm laughing so hard
"I sent the cop Christmas cards, Valentine's cards." Ok Joey is just flat out rehashing gangster movies at this time
Powerful Diaz
love joeys stories this guy gets me through so much
facts
The boulder stories have a real life. They live to remind Joey what hapoened
This is the best convict podcast ever! 😂
“It’s amazing that he’s free” 🤣🤣🤣
Love how naive Lee is.
“There are some people with bad luck, they’ve had jury duty 4 times”
Dude!! They don’t want smart people on a jury they want stupid people on the jury because it’s easier to get a stupid person convinced to vote one way than it is to have 1 single smart person on the jury that one smart person will absolutely bulldozer the prosecutions arguement. Whether hung jury or the other option of voting that the law is unconstitutional.
Juries have that powerful powerful right, which is to call the law unconstitutional and ultimately the prosecution can’t re-try the suspect because of double jeopardy.
you know the defense also doesn't want "smart people" as you put it right? both sides will dismiss "smart people" from the jury as much as they can.
You're FN ignorant and cant even spell right bruh please stfu you moron
the selection process pares it down so much it's a combination of people who can afford to take time off work (union blue collar etc) and also people who have never had a single opinion in their life lol. dopey motherfuckers who are falling asleep half the time not paying attention.
Joey Diaz is like the ghetto Eric Cartmen
Joey almost became a bounty hunter, all he had to do was turn him in lmao
“You don’t understand my grandmother was the first black woman to ever graduate CU Bolder”
“You don’t understand I don’t give a fuck”
💀💀💀
You guys need to get a camera for Lee.
Lol pls don't
Lol please do, that niggas so goofy lmao I love him
Doesn’t he control it?
You can have a bench trial if you want. That is a trial by judge instead of jury. I was talking to our DA and they said if you are innocent I recommend a bench trail route, if you are guilty, roll the dice on a jury trial.
and good luck to you either way brother
You messaged me a long time ago about coming to Tucson FINALLY YOU CAME. Lol you also said the guy you kidnapped lived out here and you needed to come visit hahaha crazy
Isaiah Jacobs shut up indian
Joey your the voice in the back of my head!!! Love ya lmao
Lee: You’re about to go to jail twice !
I love these stories
Wow the footlocker story sure changed this time around
Most cops use intimidation to get what they want... the veteran cops use respect
"Mr. Flowers, are you fucking crazy?"
He definitely lying in some details. He never told lawyer he doesn't care about his grandma
he said that the family were Spanish and it was 800 from footlocker in the previous video of him talking about beating boulder cops
Yup story was way different
The best channel on TH-cam 😂😂😂🤣🤣😅😅
This clip was published on my birthday 😂😂😂
I can listen to joey diaz all day
2:36 "we have a decline educational population"
He said “a declining” or “a decline in the”. Either way makes sense, I guess.
clearly he said declining ya tit
Guy that’s not the problem here obviously your not part of the “educational” population
My god uncle joey can spin a yarn endlessly entertaining
I thought he waited until the other guy got a public attorney.
i dont believe half of what joey says but they are still great stories.
I've never heard the story from the beginning
Lorenzo March there’s a video on TH-cam where he tells the whole story at one of his standup shows
Yall realize Joey did actually rat, right?
we’ll let it slide this time
Thats what its looking like. Giving him drug dealers he didnt like is still snitching. Went from 40 years to 3?? Hmm
@@mindgames9614 youll be fine, just keep sitting behind your computer screen.
@@AirDwindler402 Hey, you too. Take care of yourself
@@AirDwindler402 and what are you doing? Plus im on my phone homie
Madflavors AKA Joey "Coco" Diaz
Uncle joey your ads are killing me.
Im so tired of hearing about this.
I want more stories about 70s NY. They never get old.
I love the story about the guy who slapped that kid whose dad was mafia cop italian and became part of the family.
joey is an exaple tat it really is possible to tur ur life around in the right way!
Joey ain't no rat
It sucks when you realize someone you love is lying to you. In this case: coco retells a story (footlocker envelope) this time it’s a Chinese family instead of a Jewish family celebrating bah-mitzvah.. I knew he was also making up the story about where the dEA pulled him in and had pics of him. Still love his stories but this is like the 8th time I’ve caught him lying.
Well I’m sure almost everyone in Hollywood or anyone famous can bullshit just pretty much about anything. If he’s lying so what. It’s still funny as fuck. I feel like he has to to make the story sound believable but funny at the same time because at the end of the day they are doing a podcast. Like they say, sometime the truth is boring
Joeys Voice sounds shaky when his story got to Slippery to follow lolol Sniiiitch
Joey just admitted to being a snitch?
a clown oh no what are we to do!?
BobbyTMF stab him
Sounds like he snitched..
Dead By Whiskey how
I believe him when he said one-day the kidnapey won't show and the shit will lean in his favor
@@hyperstormy976 he says in the video the that he would give police tips having to do with "rival" drug dealers he didnt like. Honestly as time has gone on hes turned into this mafia persona but his stories are probably highly exaggerated
@lukev024 lol he snitched get over it
@lukev024 lmao thats too funny. Trust me hes was some junkie thief. Not some hardened drug dealer. Dudes a barhead as well
Lee " I once had just duty " Syatt
Ita when he keeps saying Ali.
I won't file any charges but volunteer since I see it's possible to make a career after it 🙏🙏🙏🙏
2 feds came in
Joe "rats out everyone" Diaz
Hey mook, it Joey
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I'm very suprised hes free
Hunter S Thompson would've love that case.
520 Tucson represent
Joey “DEA” Diaz!
wait didnt he say the same story but with some kids envelope? said the cop was 6'4 "came in looking like a tree house"
Oscar Galvan he told this story in joe rogans podcast 🙄 he said Latino kids , now it’s Chinese .
Ali and lee hell yea haha
Joey you had one shit...He had two
Scrutinizing the jury is all good, but you was guilty, so attention span or not, interested in the evidence or not, unless your innocent the jury ain't none of your concern
Then Sunday night the mothafuckahh knocked on my door and he's like "you know we're gonna come back here and arrest you tomorrow, we can make this a lot easier". I'm like dawg if you can arrest me you wouldn't be here talking this shit. Now get thaa fuck off maa stoop. And then that night..... I left for Sanfransico. 😂😂
We have a decline in the educational population... nice...
So Diaz was giving up his dealers to the DEA?
That's a coke head for ya lmao
Haha chemical warfare
I like how Joey thinks Kim Kardashian is a singer. She were singing in that video with Ray J though
Tommy fucking Sizemoreeee
First he said in another video it was a Catholic kid with Communion money then its a Chinese with money in the footlocker stories!!???
Highway 61 revisited
I will never fuck with Joey. That's a bad idea.
JUST SAY YOURE COLLECTING A BOUNTY! You’re a bounty hunter not a kidnapper
Not all cops are bad. some are good caring people. but many are bullies.
Why joey look like PAQUITA LA DEL BARRIO
He told the story about stealing the envelope in another video he said it had 800 and it was a Spanish family 🤔
He said it was a communion envelope and the whole Spanish family was crying...idk how I feel about this switch up
lol @judges are smart
8:00 i can go one for yiiiiiirs
Wow 👁👁
Imagine Joey Diaz helping you buy a pair of shoes
Why did he kidnap the guy that's against him in a court case? This story is only that...a story.
This man got alot of making up to do. Having hate for the people that keep u safe is not a way to get better. I love this guy but damn Joey get it together baby
How come he doesent get time admiting the stuff.. idk how the us works im not from there so idk if its a law or something
No evidence lol
No double jeopardy, you can’t be tried for something you were previously tried for.(Same case)
Statute of limitations
Chee bah..........chew
Tree Mendous stories as always
IM FROM TUCSON!!!OWSOME.KINDA IRONIC.
0:09
Uncle Joey,can we hear more cocaine stories?
lol
oh shit
Lol you can’t make this stuff up: www.hurth.com/attorneys/sonny/
Dude has an amazing memory
So much hate in the comments. What how dose thus story equal snitching. It is true some people just gotta hate to feel big lol probably never stoled pack of gum
Some of us arent entitled adult kids that steal so theres that
Um whatever dude. Have you ever been homeless and in the middel of a addiction. Maybe this is how he pays his penace. By telling this storie. But dont ever assume that we are entitled. Some of us have been homeless and hungry. I aint proud of the shit i did. So miss the fuck out of me with that. As people we have no rite to judge people
🤣🤣🤣
Dam thanks, lee. Aboit time someone tells the truth. I never had jury duty i ducked it, have a felony ya know. But anyway, WHATS UP JOEY. YOU THE MANNNNNNN. Keep it funny love wtaching ya stanking og ass breaking it doen im a 80s baby grew up in the 90s hard somewhat like you but dor real for real you out there playa ha ha. But cool
Come get some food
520!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!