13 Solid Minutes of Joey Diaz Telling Crazy Stories About Doctors and Hospitals

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  • @bellshoe2894
    @bellshoe2894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10720

    "I'll neva forget" these magic words means a good story is comin

    • @lukefleming6238
      @lukefleming6238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Or “ you know me dog”

    • @goodlove9421
      @goodlove9421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have you heard Joe Rogans Rap Song?
      😂 th-cam.com/video/lsI21E6h5gc/w-d-xo.html

    • @AZVLV
      @AZVLV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Y’all should watch Larry Lawton all his life is “I’ll neva forget” moments

    • @joerivandeweyer3056
      @joerivandeweyer3056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AZVLV Still waiting for the tattoo gun and prison pasta and white lightning alcohol ;)

    • @joerivandeweyer3056
      @joerivandeweyer3056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@adam92012 "Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation. And that's his whole persona.

  • @Eddy142_
    @Eddy142_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12078

    My favourite Joey Diaz story is when he didn’t shit for a week and released a fart on the bus so deadly it made the cheerleaders cry

    • @AholicKnight
      @AholicKnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      same

    • @General_Pinkledink
      @General_Pinkledink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1084

      Its changing flavors

    • @roycov89
      @roycov89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Yeah or the story of him and the young hooker at one of his stand up comedy shows had me in stitches 2

    • @adamzaloga9679
      @adamzaloga9679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      hes changing flavors

    • @kiduzi9507
      @kiduzi9507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Omg he's changing flavors

  • @JaySinghIsImmature
    @JaySinghIsImmature 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1479

    "My mother put me in a headlock and punched me in the gut -- just to loosen me up" ....
    This man is a legendary story teller

    • @BihoDada
      @BihoDada 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Very Italian 😂😂😂

    • @kledus420smith8
      @kledus420smith8 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hes cuban with a new yorker acent​@@BihoDada

    • @556deltawolf
      @556deltawolf 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BihoDada He's Cuban actually.

    • @benjaminmandeville4430
      @benjaminmandeville4430 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@BihoDada He's not Italian

    • @xxn0cturn3xx
      @xxn0cturn3xx 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@BihoDada he is not italian 🤣🤣

  • @dansawicki4982
    @dansawicki4982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5432

    Whenever I hear Joey tell his childhood stories I always picture him looking and sounding the same as a child.

    • @zentempo7902
      @zentempo7902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Yeah except shorter 🤣

    • @thtboii5884
      @thtboii5884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Lmao like on George Lopez

    • @dilciaenid57
      @dilciaenid57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes!!!!

    • @johnsellas4455
      @johnsellas4455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I always thought they should do a cartoon with Joey as a kid but he still has the same voice as he does as an adult and the plot of each episode are stories that he tells on the podcast

    • @janberkemeier7406
      @janberkemeier7406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      420th like

  • @flowerpt
    @flowerpt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8262

    The most improbable thing in our universe is that Joey Diaz is still alive.

    • @Cobreezyy06
      @Cobreezyy06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Bill McGonigle you never heard of the Diaz theory of improbability? It’s world famous and mathematicians have been scratching their heads for decades

    • @saerudayo
      @saerudayo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      We live in a universe where not only are Steve-O AND Joey Diaz somehow alive in 2020, but actually in decent health too

    • @Zaghzackio
      @Zaghzackio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      丈夫Saeru and somehow have still retained a whole bunch of memories despite all the fuck shit they did

    • @MIKE-TYTHON
      @MIKE-TYTHON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Keith Richards
      That’s all

    • @darkpanda182
      @darkpanda182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@MIKE-TYTHON LOL I was looking for this reply. You can't say "I can't believe this person is still alive" without mentioning Keith Richards

  • @thinkplanetearth2946
    @thinkplanetearth2946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    There is never a time where I don't wind up in tears from laughing so hard from listening to a Joey Diaz story.

    • @tomasm007
      @tomasm007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here lol

    • @anthonyryan8528
      @anthonyryan8528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's hilarious 😂 a ghost buster gun hahaha 😆 😂 🤣

  • @phoneexpert69
    @phoneexpert69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4625

    This man remembers dates better than I remember what I had for breakfast

    • @santaclaus3077
      @santaclaus3077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      That's cause hes making shit up

    • @phoneexpert69
      @phoneexpert69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Santa Claus thanks Santa

    • @the_original_Bilb_Ono
      @the_original_Bilb_Ono 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Getting really specific makes it seem more believable. Hes a professional bullshiter, there may be some truth to these stories, but certainly he fluffs them atleast, complete fabrications at most. And im not putting the dude down, i love him to death. Its just how some people are, all you can do is just have fun and laugh.

    • @jettgoforth6453
      @jettgoforth6453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s funny bc they don’t lol

    • @HaikesXO
      @HaikesXO 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true lol

  • @isaacpartridge4493
    @isaacpartridge4493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7964

    Joey Diaz belongs in a Scorsese movie.

    • @MrAsystole
      @MrAsystole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Joey is the typical cuban that exaggerates alot , he so gullible i can just believe everything he exagerates

    • @tonynagy2042
      @tonynagy2042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Quentin....

    • @MrB1923
      @MrB1923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      @@MrAsystole I don't think you understand what gullible means.

    • @raemoesmero9136
      @raemoesmero9136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      He’s gonna be in The Sopranos prequel. Close enough

    • @PlazboBrah
      @PlazboBrah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought that was Scorsese

  • @cmdrlucas6949
    @cmdrlucas6949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    You'd be surprised how many people there are like Joey Diaz in this world. Each of them unique in their own ways.

    • @mards2479
      @mards2479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I feel like a third of Gen X acts just like joey Diaz, crazy stories and all. He reminds me of damn near everyone my dad has ever introduced me to lol

    • @richevans609
      @richevans609 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I grew up in East Boston Massachusetts in the late 80's and 90's and it was one character after another......

    • @BihoDada
      @BihoDada 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They're in Italia and everywhere they live 😅😅😅😅

    • @jzj2212
      @jzj2212 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Im one of em

    • @Brat_Elaine
      @Brat_Elaine หลายเดือนก่อน

      Right here

  • @LuvsicVI
    @LuvsicVI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10721

    This man's entire life is just a very long skit.

    • @apollo1573
      @apollo1573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Diggy d that’s how it always goes 😂😂

    • @danielwright2912
      @danielwright2912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Relativity is the best kept retarded industrial workers on policy share and reengineered acceptance speeches

    • @danielwright2912
      @danielwright2912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Talented and diverse detailed deranged exspectant monetary compensation sharecroppers. Evidential lawyers of preconditioned diploid tetrahedrone talented gravitational force federally controlled substances

    • @danielwright2912
      @danielwright2912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Compounded interest pyramids. Extinct professional earth riders. Decorated inherited promiscuity. Stolan valor has a certain degree of interest reality agents of concientious defined playgeristic gravitational waves of continental peaks and valleys of common delusions. Hail the chief. Insurection . Slavery is alive and well indentured

    • @DNYGdj
      @DNYGdj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      When your father dies before you're born and your mother dies at age 16, shit happens.

  • @oscardelahoya315
    @oscardelahoya315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    Joey Diaz is a national treasure, no way you can cancel him

    • @pulmo1
      @pulmo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      John Doe this guy is the anecdote to the homeless SJWs.

    • @beesheer3761
      @beesheer3761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      All you can ever do as a person is grow and he did

    • @Nick-th1kx
      @Nick-th1kx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Joey Diaz is the instructional video on how to avoid cancel culture- say horrible things so often that they have so much material to work with they just give up

    • @j-dog7767
      @j-dog7767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nurk Flurks i believe that was trumps campaign strategy

    • @nc_classics9767
      @nc_classics9767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ricky Parmar Ive been with Verizon for 20 years

  • @barringtonfisher87
    @barringtonfisher87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I love the fact that every time Joey is on Rogan's podcast, he has different stories from the last time he was on. This guy needs a movie or two about his life

    • @JohnRedcorn-i5d
      @JohnRedcorn-i5d 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Get Avery shoaf to play Joey

  • @igorlukyan206
    @igorlukyan206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3295

    Imagine a 5 year old Joey with a young Italian squealing accent telling the nurse “listen, im scared shitless I just pissed the bed. Let me get back to you in an hour.” 🤣😂😂😂

  • @sticky4444
    @sticky4444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3544

    The fact that Joey Diaz is only 57 scares me and I don’t know why

    • @johnleyva4619
      @johnleyva4619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Me too...

    • @mikeypickett4468
      @mikeypickett4468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      But he has 57 years of LIFE not just life

    • @10thinningcards
      @10thinningcards 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      I legit thought he was about 70.

    • @MultipleBob
      @MultipleBob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      And Joes only 4 years younger 😳

    • @TitoPLLE4444
      @TitoPLLE4444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      freal bro, my mom is older than him
      i thot he was about my dads age 😂

  • @Killryno666
    @Killryno666 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Not only is Joey Diaz a master story teller, he’s a god damn rainman with times, dates, and details with photographic memory. Legend

    • @bamleith3095
      @bamleith3095 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      i was just thinking about that date thing, like, i can tell you a story off the top of my head but it will take me a solid minute or two to get the correct year

    • @bigmacthewrestlingdrummer7391
      @bigmacthewrestlingdrummer7391 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bamleith3095 I had to look this up. Larry Holmes did not beat Muhammad Ali on September 28, 1979… He beat Ernie Shavers. But the fact Joey spit that date out like that is insane.

  • @julians7268
    @julians7268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7566

    Just when you think Joey has told all his stories...

    • @themmaboom8045
      @themmaboom8045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He lyin bruh lol

    • @VentureAHighway
      @VentureAHighway 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      hahahah never ending supply

    • @thatdude169
      @thatdude169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@themmaboom8045 who cares lol

    • @donbenain9316
      @donbenain9316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Is he an actor? Joey is crazy funny

    • @georgedudleysashtray3860
      @georgedudleysashtray3860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      When you make up your stories you never run out of them

  • @selfdiscardedkingofruin7291
    @selfdiscardedkingofruin7291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    Joey is a blessing and Joe's laughter is infectious

    • @gurpinderjohal337
      @gurpinderjohal337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joe's laugh is infectious? Do you know who Lee Syatt is? 😛

    • @naelyneurkopfen9741
      @naelyneurkopfen9741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His laugh sounds infected.

  • @Shiekh420
    @Shiekh420 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    THE FACT THAT HE DOESNT CARE ENOUGH TO LIE ABOUT ANYTHING IS WHAT MAKES HIM LEGENDARY 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Gino1498
      @Gino1498 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I ve been thinking abt this. You couldn’t have said it any better

    • @matthall7359
      @matthall7359 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Gino1498y’all are gullible as fuck if you don’t think at least 50% of joeys stories are fabricated or wildly exaggerated. Bro lies about shit all the time for comedic affect. Wonderful story teller, but only because he’s a master bullshiter.

  • @izacsir2
    @izacsir2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3817

    i just imagine 8 year old joey negotiating with the nurse😂

    • @MrWarriorAsh
      @MrWarriorAsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      "You're bustin my balls here nurse common give me breakfast"

    • @chevy4759
      @chevy4759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      With the same deep voice too 😂😂

    • @zey1136
      @zey1136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I think he was 16 at that time.

    • @HunterRouth
      @HunterRouth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tremendous!

    • @Chill-Vibes
      @Chill-Vibes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So about this shot

  • @jessossenkopp
    @jessossenkopp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4461

    Fun fact: It’s impossible to listen to a Joey Diaz story without smiling.

    • @captainspaulding5963
      @captainspaulding5963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It's impossible to listen to uncle Joey breathe without laughing!

    • @mattasticmattattack8546
      @mattasticmattattack8546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I wish he was Related to me just so I could contact him and listen to him speak on shit 🤣👍❤

    • @xeniousthe2nd432
      @xeniousthe2nd432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Must be one of those american facts

    • @2Dolor
      @2Dolor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ong😭😂

    • @ic5169
      @ic5169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Facts I’m still smiling and it’s been off for 49 secs 😭😭😭

  • @badmanbateman
    @badmanbateman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    This man literally made me realise how cool it was to be “not cool” and different. Yet still be the coolest man on earth 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @Nikhil-jz5nm
    @Nikhil-jz5nm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1432

    Joey needs to write a book lol, instant bestseller

    • @Bigbrotherthunder
      @Bigbrotherthunder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He already is

    • @guitafire
      @guitafire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      On his podcast he said he has been writing one

    • @gavinmitchell6021
      @gavinmitchell6021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Books 😂 too many stories to put in one lol

    • @santaclaus3077
      @santaclaus3077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ya a book of made up stories sprinkled with tidbits of truth

    • @Bigbrotherthunder
      @Bigbrotherthunder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gavin Mitchell too many stories to keep straight lol

  • @-th1rty3-
    @-th1rty3- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Imagine being Joey's daughter getting bedtime stories. Best storyteller.

    • @ItsReape
      @ItsReape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yormuthor 16 HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @mariyatakeuchi9009
      @mariyatakeuchi9009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      “Dad tell me a story”
      “Let me tell you something mercy diaz…”

    • @Kas1645
      @Kas1645 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mariyatakeuchi9009 back in 85…

  • @biserker1delta61
    @biserker1delta61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This dude is the funniest man on earth because he had so much crazy life experiences. God bless this guy.

  • @johnlamont3885
    @johnlamont3885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    “comeback in an hour let me get my head right” felt that

  • @Derek.Joseph
    @Derek.Joseph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +954

    Joey Diaz is your friend's crazy uncle that everyone wishes they were related to.

    • @mjjumps
      @mjjumps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I have an uncle just like Joey Diaz.... he’s great but sometimes you wish you WEREN’T related to him

    • @Heavywall70
      @Heavywall70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Josh Ringer
      That’s exactly what I was thinking
      I fucking can’t stand my family, my uncles are the WORST
      At some stupid family function I’d rather sit with the cousin’s dog or a new family member just married in and WARN THEM.

    • @Jonseyfun
      @Jonseyfun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Speaking of this. He reminds me of my great uncle. He passed away a few years ago at the age 93 and it was always a joy to be around him. The first dirty story he told me was about a hooker he met in 1943. The greatest shit I've ever heard.

    • @samantharobinson3897
      @samantharobinson3897 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yaaaaassss! I say that all the time! I just want to have a big Italian dinner with all three of them.

    • @jadenpope7413
      @jadenpope7413 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @wowalinbie he *wasnt a good person, now when he tells these stories he often is regretful. he was also snorting lots of coke at the time

  • @DXChrisCross
    @DXChrisCross 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Everytime Joey Diaz tells a story, you need to take 3 showers, say 17 Hail Marys, and speak to a lawyer to make sure you aren't implicated in several felonies.

    • @tobe1207
      @tobe1207 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thats when bert flies that he does that

  • @EleventyOnee
    @EleventyOnee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2086

    This dude needs an “everybody hates chris”-styled show about his life, it would be a hit

    • @garyhost354
      @garyhost354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yea I like joey. But The guy made women blow him for comedy spots. Guy is a turd

    • @TCsHouse
      @TCsHouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@garyhost354 different time. Back then a deal was a deal.

    • @garyhost354
      @garyhost354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TCsHouse nah it was trash 5 years ago. This is why no big networks will touch him

    • @ike2938
      @ike2938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@garyhost354 lmao that just makes me like him more

    • @garyhost354
      @garyhost354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ike2938 lol

  • @clintlegg3829
    @clintlegg3829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3060

    Someone needs to make a timeline of Joey Diaz stories. “I will never forget.. 1979.”

    • @julians7268
      @julians7268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol, good luck!

    • @davidfacca8899
      @davidfacca8899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      True or not, I love listening to him😂!!

    • @longbong32
      @longbong32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is the funniest Joe Rogan video clip
      😂 th-cam.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/w-d-xo.html

    • @Eriecartel
      @Eriecartel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      she had a fucking cart

    • @hagenre8909
      @hagenre8909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Watch the honey dew joey diaz series, there he sums up his life in 6 podcasts

  • @snowmishima3311
    @snowmishima3311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I’ll never get tired of Joey telling this story 😂😂

  • @bobriley000444
    @bobriley000444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5422

    "1970's white people, i'm not talking today "hah hah hah" white people"

    • @lionheart5601
      @lionheart5601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rurathn5534
      @rurathn5534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      If you quote something you have to do so correctly

    • @jimmyayiotis7376
      @jimmyayiotis7376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's just gold

    • @farzana6676
      @farzana6676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jimmyayiotis7376 What does it mean. I don't understand.

    • @holywoof6419
      @holywoof6419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ok so I read this before I watched when he said that then i read it after and it was hilarious

  • @robtalbot8060
    @robtalbot8060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    When I imagine Joey as a kid, I always think of him with his current face attached to a child’s body? I can’t imagine a young Joey.

    • @Dilanalikurt
      @Dilanalikurt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes LOOOOL

    • @HarshJain-it2bg
      @HarshJain-it2bg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine a young koala

    • @sugewhitejacoby8654
      @sugewhitejacoby8654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      With a joint in his mouth

    • @TigerTzu
      @TigerTzu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Ay Ma, I dogh wanna drink tha fuckin' milk tho!"

    • @ruvelf
      @ruvelf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmfao yeah like George Lopez flashbacks lolol

  • @vladconcepcion3588
    @vladconcepcion3588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Imagine how sharp Joey's memory is, I mean he always remember precise dates and timelines. Damn! My memory is shit and I ain't even 40 yet.

    • @Joker-11B-SYLV
      @Joker-11B-SYLV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except Ali fought Holmes 2 Oct 1980....

    • @OrcinusLaryngologist
      @OrcinusLaryngologist ปีที่แล้ว

      Sleeping is key to healing that.

    • @TRAPLIFE4
      @TRAPLIFE4 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Joker-11B-SYLV he meant a different larry Holmes fight that happened on the date he said…

  • @mikehink4062
    @mikehink4062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    “They came with a Ghostbusters gun.” 😂

    • @prodigy1445
      @prodigy1445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If that was me in there, my first thought would be, "oh shit so this is what happens when you cross the streams!"

    • @mikehink4062
      @mikehink4062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nicholas Garza hahahahahaha 😂 good shit.

    • @bobd1623
      @bobd1623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I died at this part too. Fucking gold!!! 😂

  • @epicjohnny4831
    @epicjohnny4831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1190

    Joey Diaz should make a bed times story app.

    • @dillonposton3763
      @dillonposton3763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bro let's make that happen and make some cash... I'm down to invest in that.. we can get someone off fiverr to make the app if we sent in story clips

    • @OOzd95
      @OOzd95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dillon Poston get it done before Calm App steals your idea

    • @risharddaniels1762
      @risharddaniels1762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bruh these stories prevent me from getting sleep. Once i hear one, it’s down the fucking rabbit hole 😭

    • @epicjohnny4831
      @epicjohnny4831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dillonposton3763 lmao actually it would be super easy to monetize, if you can get a yes from Joey to use his stuff it could be hooked up in less than two weeks and kicking.

    • @swazigail1314
      @swazigail1314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Broooo that's a great fucking idea

  • @juliannakaberovsky4545
    @juliannakaberovsky4545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Joey is the kind of man who can makes you smile even when your parents are die!

  • @frankrodriguez6424
    @frankrodriguez6424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    He is telling true Cuban family stories. I grew up in all that in Miami. Our parents were a trip, the doctor making house calls and the shots... All true

    • @bboyStuntZ
      @bboyStuntZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That friggin abuse. He's telling the story like it's funny but I kinda had a hard time laughing

    • @jimmyli4771
      @jimmyli4771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@bboyStuntZ lmao no its not.

    • @45asunder1
      @45asunder1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It happens in Mexican families too😁
      My mom's best friend gave me the damn shots when I was 5 years old.

    • @derek9153
      @derek9153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m obviously white...I’ve chased down my child to give an injection.

    • @deeel4750
      @deeel4750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Its hilarious that people think he is BS. When you grow up in the tri-state area everyone over the age of 40 has these stories. NYC was a wild place back in the day

  • @laurenhall8392
    @laurenhall8392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Joey Diaz: The One Man Show
    Love this guy

    • @beesheer3761
      @beesheer3761 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s a legend! Straight hilarious!!

    • @LeoBioSoul
      @LeoBioSoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tremendous

  • @chip7796
    @chip7796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The way Joe laughs at him makes his stories even funnier 😂

  • @williamthomas5215
    @williamthomas5215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Bro, Joey was silent and calm this whole podcast and then out of nowhere the fights end and he just goes on a beautiful 13 minute tirade about being sickly and getting shots. He’s the greatest storyteller of all time.

  • @joebas9352
    @joebas9352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    5:48 She punches me in the stomach to loosen me up 👀 😂 🤣 Joey God bless You

  • @danellboy5757
    @danellboy5757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love how joey does like a teaser before he starts his stories to get you interested 😂😂😂

  • @nickmaxx57
    @nickmaxx57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    The combination of Diaz stories and Rogans laugh makes it that much better😂

  • @eminlukac1778
    @eminlukac1778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    "they thought I was biggie, gettin shot" - Joey Diaz

    • @bigmon19
      @bigmon19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I straight up lost it when he said that! Joey is a mad genius.

    • @religionisatragedy8537
      @religionisatragedy8537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I read this as soon as he said it 😂😂

    • @Pasztet85
      @Pasztet85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I died laughing on that one 🤣

  • @crabnormal
    @crabnormal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My grandmother was super Italian and it's comforting to hear Joey call his living room "the parlor".

  • @SKSillSKSill
    @SKSillSKSill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I hear Joey Diaz telling a story and I get hypnotized. One of my favorite storytellers of all time! Great guy.

  • @p1d1
    @p1d1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    "When you get sick in high school everybody come to see you".....golden generation in terms of people having real contact in the world

    • @Francesco-cj3oi
      @Francesco-cj3oi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It was probably an excuse to skip homework lol

    • @jacktheripper5661
      @jacktheripper5661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nowadays it’s a “get well soon❤️” over Instagram

    • @D-Fens_1632
      @D-Fens_1632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I remember a group of us getting permission to leave high school to attend the funeral of the mom of a friend of ours. This was nearly 30 years ago, looking back that seems kind of odd, I don't remember other kids ever doing that for a friend and haven't really known anyone since with a similar story. It wasn't just a get out of school thing, which was definitely cool, we just cared about our friend and her mom. It was all pretty sad, her mom was an end stage alcoholic, we thought it was great because we could go over there and drop acid and all that shit and she either didn't know or care. And she'd be funny when drunk, which was constantly. But she declined super quick. That friend's dad had also died abruptly from a heart attack barely two or three years earlier, similar to Joey she lost both parents before she was even a senior in high school. Haven't seen her in years but she turned out pretty okay last I heard. Some poor choices in men I think but that's all broads.

    • @goose300183
      @goose300183 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was still that way in the late 90s/00/01 when I was at high school - back then all we had was text messages and maybe MSN messenger on a PC. It wasn't a huge, invasive substitute for actual human contact back then.

  • @davidsnyder2000
    @davidsnyder2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Joey’s stories of his life’s experiences are a trip and a half😄 I can’t believe with all the robbing he did, and all the drugs, and all the health issues, he is still alive today. Not to mention still able to walk/talk and get around at his age. I would think somebody who partied like he did would have had a stroke or something by now lol😄 And he talks about these experiences like they just happened yesterday and he can’t wait to do it again….like right this minute 😂

  • @icy4567
    @icy4567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    “They thought I was like biggie getting shot” lmfaooooo I cant breathe. Uncle Joey is goat

    • @bigmon19
      @bigmon19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tremendous😂😂😂

  • @Dakidnolo
    @Dakidnolo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Joey is literally a walking talking novel still being written each day. I can listen to his stories all day I swear.

  • @Rocky-oq9cy
    @Rocky-oq9cy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "This is the double-whammy of the day. You ready? I DON'T FUCKIN' LIKE MILK." - Joey Diaz 2020

  • @SSbaby718
    @SSbaby718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    “She’s breaking my balls, constantly.” - every New Yorker going through life 😂😂

  • @straytenwhitenormell7759
    @straytenwhitenormell7759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    As a child in the 1970s, I can vouch for the penicillin stories.
    My family doctor (who smoked a huge, fat cigar while he was examining me) gave me a shot of penicillin in my arm every time I went there, regardless of what my illness was.
    LOL

    • @Francesco-cj3oi
      @Francesco-cj3oi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Same people who are now telling you to "follow the science"
      Didn't change a bit

    • @brianmorris364
      @brianmorris364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And now we have MRSA

    • @LJ-mp7ir
      @LJ-mp7ir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Francesco-cj3oi bill gates wasn’t practicing medicine then.

    • @dominicpizzo7864
      @dominicpizzo7864 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts

    • @Anon.G
      @Anon.G 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a disgrace.

  • @waliky2002
    @waliky2002 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Man, this is good shit. I’m so thankful for God making Joey Diaz

  • @HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips
    @HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    If Joey ever wrote a book it would be an instant best seller

    • @JesseStevenTrumm3992
      @JesseStevenTrumm3992 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And he did and it was. Your a fortune teller

  • @bigbrainalertpodcast9902
    @bigbrainalertpodcast9902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I could listen to Joey’s stories for hours

    • @souljayt8411
      @souljayt8411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      finally a JRE clips I can click on bc i know ill enjoy it...

    • @RedprintBobcat
      @RedprintBobcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Laughing so damn hard I'm not even trying to sleep anymore

    • @bigbrainalertpodcast9902
      @bigbrainalertpodcast9902 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bill G ikr haha

  • @PaziGazim
    @PaziGazim ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Joey will never run out of epic stories he is a walking legend these things dont just happen to regular people at regular times he was born specifically at a precise time in history to forever remain a historical human being.

  • @novatryshots
    @novatryshots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    "I never went to see another doctor. I did acid that night...." - Joey Diaz

  • @ДенисШелешко
    @ДенисШелешко 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    5 year old Joey Diaz saying "come back in 5 minutes lemme think about it" 😂😂

  • @bailey2913
    @bailey2913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Joeys a legend, always a great guest with a good story to tell

  • @srsucioguapodelsur8845
    @srsucioguapodelsur8845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    12:37 I legit have a pic of my dad holding me in the hospital on the day I was born with a 6 pack of Budweiser in the background. Let’s bring back hospital beers in 2021.

  • @NickgAnagnost
    @NickgAnagnost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1712

    Is joey sitting in front of a bottle of Frank's Red Hot sauce and an Elmer's glue stick?

    • @ironohyes3644
      @ironohyes3644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      yeah wtf 😂

    • @marcyatkinson9995
      @marcyatkinson9995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      And yet for him, that seems completely normal.

    • @whizzmik1705
      @whizzmik1705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Nothing is out of the norm with uncle Joey

    • @AbdallahMassoud1
      @AbdallahMassoud1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I thought by franks red hot you were referring to joe and by elmers glue stick you meant tony...

    • @williamthomas5215
      @williamthomas5215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao yes he is, if you watched the whole podcast Joey came in with food and explained to Joe that the way to eat Cuban food is with frank’s red hots. He proceeds to douse his food in it lol

  • @johnunkerman
    @johnunkerman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I literally never get tired of Joey’s stories.

  • @ricardobjj24
    @ricardobjj24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Doctor on cocaine sounds like a Chappelle skit

    • @gregparis758
      @gregparis758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “He would do a bump”

    • @matthewbittenbender9191
      @matthewbittenbender9191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of my docs use to be on Oxus and Xantax. Funny as that story was, it doesn’t surprise me.

    • @Cobreezyy06
      @Cobreezyy06 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matthew Bittenbender yea I was gona say my doc was on oxys

    • @winebox
      @winebox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ricardo Masvidal My mom was born in the early 20’s and her doctor was hooked on opiates after WWI and nobody knew till he came over for the delivery high as a kite. Nothing new under the sun.

    • @JQUE94
      @JQUE94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@winebox can't imagine how strong those old day opioids were

  • @matthewmccoll1739
    @matthewmccoll1739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    its amazing the clarity he has in stories, even down to the date. Man has a great memory

  • @hvfti
    @hvfti ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One of THE best story tellers of this time….coco’s a certified savage 💪🏾

  • @Metsfan1986
    @Metsfan1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The last few minutes had me literally crying with laughter. Joey is a legend.

  • @ignatiushorstmann2526
    @ignatiushorstmann2526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1116

    Joey “I beat addiction but am stoned 24/7” Diaz

    • @Anothergoogleaccount1
      @Anothergoogleaccount1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Its like heroin addicts or alcoholics that chain smoke cigarettes

    • @brettbarreras48
      @brettbarreras48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Almost the same exact thing here. Weed has definitely helped me stay opiate free. Not sure I would have Been able to hold onto sobriety from opiates If I wasn’t smoking

    • @risharddaniels1762
      @risharddaniels1762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HER Story medicine is drugs...

    • @risharddaniels1762
      @risharddaniels1762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      HER Story This is not correct. A drug is any substance that affects how the body works. A medicine is any drug that is used in treatment, diagnosis, or prevention of disease. Addictive properties are not a contributing factor.

    • @risharddaniels1762
      @risharddaniels1762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HER Story i do agree that weed isn’t a drug though. Weed is a plant, that contains a drug.

  • @Gio-512
    @Gio-512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Joey Diaz needs to come up with some sort of toon series where they animate his stories. That would be amazing 🙌🏽🤣🙏🏽🤙🏽

    • @1983mrharvey
      @1983mrharvey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I totally agree he is hilarious!

  • @lionheart5601
    @lionheart5601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Some mastermind has to animate all of Joey Diaz Stories and turn it into a Netflix series...."Growing up Diaz The Joey Chronicles"

  • @wingedrhinotv
    @wingedrhinotv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Joey Diaz is like the internet's favourite uncle 😂

  • @Santos.L.Halper.
    @Santos.L.Halper. 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The image of joey being a kid and still talking like he does now is the best 😂😂

  • @grantsarrafian8429
    @grantsarrafian8429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This man has an amazing memory. He can still remember exact dates and locations while he was probably high

    • @corbsterz
      @corbsterz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it bescaue he tell them so frequently that its just a habit and wont ever forget stories he values

  • @bonlouis8808
    @bonlouis8808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    That story about that old man’s poop chute had me in tears. What a raconteur, Diaz is

  • @Irish_Georgia_Girl
    @Irish_Georgia_Girl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is my first time seeing Joey Diaz. I love him! I could listen to his stories all day!

  • @callmeviper7723
    @callmeviper7723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    Joey just said “Heretics” instead of “Genetics”
    LOL

    • @brettbarreras48
      @brettbarreras48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Joey-ism’s lol. I’ll never forget when he was losing his mind yelling khabib and he said a different word every single time. It was ona fight companion the whole room was dying

    • @armedlorax7301
      @armedlorax7301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      pretty sure he was shooting for hereditary

    • @Giovannigio123
      @Giovannigio123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha from spanish I guess

    • @seeqr9
      @seeqr9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@armedlorax7301 he was thinking hereditary but shooting for genetics lol.. hereditary plus genetics equals heretics.

    • @chasegwop47
      @chasegwop47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seeqr9 🤣🤣🤣

  • @missmahinay5297
    @missmahinay5297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    “My mom would look under my eyelids and say, you’re weak somewhere” bahahahahaaa! Funniest line of the whole video!

    • @wynterginger
      @wynterginger 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Moms know !!!!

  • @ithinkaboutthings9052
    @ithinkaboutthings9052 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I am amazed that Joey, considering the life he’s lived, can just rattle off addresses and dates. What a storyteller.

  • @docskate4312
    @docskate4312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    This guy is the sh*t.
    JD:
    Double whammy of the day, you ready? I don't like milk.
    JR:
    Laughing fit
    The best, I love when JR just loses it in laughter.

  • @Joshua-lc1rq
    @Joshua-lc1rq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Calling OSHA the EPA killed me 😂😂

    • @Goingreenage
      @Goingreenage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO it killed me too.
      The dude onn Joey's right said it with such conviction too, "The EPA!!" lol. Although I'll give it to them, I bet the environment of that hospital room was fairly jacked up.

    • @aldocuacuas5838
      @aldocuacuas5838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FirstName LastName 😂 that was Jamie just adding his 2 cents to the conersation lmao

  • @baltimorejoe5284
    @baltimorejoe5284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I swear Joe and Joey are the greatest together I could watch these guys all day

  • @damos6207
    @damos6207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I laughed when he said they were protecting me like Biggie getting shot 😂😂😉

  • @The.One.7.
    @The.One.7. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    9:53 his impression of the old Italian guy nearly killed me

    • @RickDirt11
      @RickDirt11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      are U kidding me? ive thought he was Italian my whole life...

    • @jamesgragan8129
      @jamesgragan8129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RickDirt11 Cuban I believe

    • @bradycowles5520
      @bradycowles5520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RickDirt11 He’s gotta have some in him with the Cuban. He has so many Italian characteristics and even looks more Italian than Cuban😂

    • @raizelcortez3219
      @raizelcortez3219 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bradycowles5520 I think people have said he was raised by Italians after both his parents died

  • @AntAntL
    @AntAntL ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His mom loved him. That's true motherly love

  • @maxluong2
    @maxluong2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    "It isnt like now haha. *These were conservative white people* "
    Lmaoooo

    • @xxmlgjesusxxlegitnoscam6506
      @xxmlgjesusxxlegitnoscam6506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @James A Why are you this insecure? He's literally pointing out how the reaction would be different back then because of the audience. Literally, no one was making fun of them in that way.

    • @xxmlgjesusxxlegitnoscam6506
      @xxmlgjesusxxlegitnoscam6506 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @James A Where in this clip did he show this? Regardless of what his stance may be in general (I don't even really believe you in this either tbh) you specifically commented on this clip.

  • @hairyberry4858
    @hairyberry4858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Note to self don’t drink milk while watching Joey diaz

    • @imsorrythankyouplease7613
      @imsorrythankyouplease7613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You drink that fuckin milk in five minutes if you know what’s good for you.

    • @worldclassvago9346
      @worldclassvago9346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gotta put scoop of ice cream first

    • @JDeuce
      @JDeuce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you haven't seen his Sister Hyacinth story, you should go do that. 😂

  • @AndrewRyan-rd1wl
    @AndrewRyan-rd1wl ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Only Joey would have this story !! A real american treasure!!

  • @williamthomas5215
    @williamthomas5215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Me sitting here hearing Joey start off by saying “you have no idea what I’ve gone through in my life” and thinking “no way! I’ve heard all his stories!” and he proceeds to talk for 13 minutes on stuff I’ve never heard about lmao

  • @achinthyas319
    @achinthyas319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Gotta love that expression at 12:44 , man just screams "Cm'on Joe" silently.

  • @silverssonyoutube8438
    @silverssonyoutube8438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    For a guy that smokes a shitload of weed I gotta say he has a tremendous memory.

  • @AHN001
    @AHN001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Joey Diaz is the single greatest thing to have ever happened to podcasts.

  • @VenomHernandez
    @VenomHernandez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Eddie Bravo was Needed in this episode

    • @BlockKidNoNewFriends
      @BlockKidNoNewFriends 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FR

    • @christru22
      @christru22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Eddie bravo is always needed, Dude is funny.

    • @lamolambda8349
      @lamolambda8349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eddy ain't takin no goverment test where they chip you.

    • @RAZERDsXe
      @RAZERDsXe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya wtf where tf is edgie brah

    • @MrEdward4321
      @MrEdward4321 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lamo lambda if anything if Eddie gets brought into questioning about conspiracies and alien theories and shit. His first reaction is going to be that cypress hill shit he does. I can’t find the clip where he does it but I’ll see if I can and add it on here. So you know what I’m talking about. Lol.

  • @JoHo-q8g
    @JoHo-q8g 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yo I just got back from the dispensary and pop this on and I've been dying laughing since love these dudes Respect 😂😂😂😂

  • @theodore9668
    @theodore9668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I could listen to Joey all day 😂

  • @bruhgronk6710
    @bruhgronk6710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I like how joey is trying to tell some serious shit about his childhood. Meanwhile joe is laughing hysterically at it😂

  • @dixonqwerty
    @dixonqwerty 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I swear I could listen to Joey telling stories for month straight and I would not get tired of it. OMG this legend is funny.

  • @GhastlyCretin
    @GhastlyCretin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    September 28th 1979 is when Holmes beat Earnie Shavers. He beat Ali the next year. Slight mix up in memory but kinda makes his story more legit.

    • @KvltKvnt
      @KvltKvnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Old fool's just tell stories even if they exaggerate or make up certain parts. Part of the fun of being old and interesting lol

    • @traviscowley4780
      @traviscowley4780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      remembering what year something happened to you in tho is super hard, like think back to things when you were 6 years old.. or were you 7? it doesnt make that much a difference but after a while the years kind of blend together

    • @KvltKvnt
      @KvltKvnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@traviscowley4780 good point, no one remembers every little detail

    • @-C.S.R
      @-C.S.R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had a feeling that fight was 1980!

    • @StonkeyDomp
      @StonkeyDomp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I bet he's spot on about doing acid that night though!

  • @guadafok3585
    @guadafok3585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Joey's stories saved the boring fight 💯❤️

  • @aricwilliams6492
    @aricwilliams6492 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I swear when hes talking about being a kid on the rubber bed arguing with the nurse. All i see is Joeys current head on his kid body like the flashbacks on the George Lopez show. Makes it 20 time's funnier😂

    • @888CDS
      @888CDS 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ONG lmaooo

  • @canadaeast8358
    @canadaeast8358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Hearing joe laughing so hard was just as funny as the story lol it made me burst out every time he did