I like to hear Lee's reactions to Joeys antics, since he was raised by good parents and can't believe people like Joey are working a whole different life of crime.
As someone that's lived in the Roaring fork valley I love his snowmass/aspen stories. he nailed it. It's changed now but from the stories I've heard from the old timers they are 100% true
Yeah I bought a friend's trailer at the KOA in Basalt back in 1979 I think it was I wish I kept that thing Id have a place to ski to this day damn I think I paid$1,800 for that place I mean I could have fixed it up probably sold it for a lot of money by this day. I bet you that place is filled out now that Highway 82 is four-lane or what two lanes both ways all the way to Denver right wow that's that place has got to be built up
You could even geocache it with a tiny thing, that breaks when it's forced, So that you know someone opened it there and then. Or send a signal to your email and phone number when it leaves your home area there are professional assessors for breaking and entering and security that get hired and they did a defcon talk on TH-cam at a convention
Lee : was it all for drugs Joey : No it was for my fukin church funds, Yes Lee it was all for drugs Lmaoo i could see this convo going just like that 🤣
Joey would be better off doing a podcast by him self, he literally doesn't listen to other people talk. He just wants to ramble on to him self lol Also the fact he think subway is called "subway sandwich" is pretty amazing.
I love the bone head stories. Lol the best one was the one when bonehead got highshooting dope left the fryer on lit the house on fire. Then when fire truck comes and he says hey is my chicken ready.
Well Mr. Diaz, I can say without a doubt that you're definitely that one comedian I truly pray I can meet someday!.. The joy and laughter you bring me with your life stories is absolutely priceless and the wisdom that you've learned from all of it is also priceless!. So thank you for your time and effort in making us laugh and I love all the stories that you've shared with us till now. Stay great Mr. Diaz and I look forward to hearing the next great story. 🙏🙏🍻
“when i see lee, and i see that he pulls into subway sandwich?” I love how lees obsession with subway , is a never ending ball busting that he never will hear the end of hahahah. Its not a severe ball busting, but its just hilarious how he said that. hahaha i love that line. And i imagine JUST how bad joey would’ve beat poor lee if he knew him in the 80s. Hahah poor lee. Imagine if lee knew joey in the 80s, and imagine that split second moment when joey sees lees stupid face (OBLIVIOUS AS EVVVVER), smiling, while naively strolling into subway sandwich, licking his lips and rubbing his little hands together , and joey just SPRRRRRINTS over to lees house, and starts ramsacking his faggy bed stand!
Lee an Diaz are the perfect combo, Joey was able to help Lee break out of his shell while at the same time I think Joey gained a new good friend who is reliable and they built that business together.
Bona fide best storytelling of all time no doubt. The best aspect is how he uses either Lee's or the guest's name in the story to convey it so good. The best shit man!
yeah from being a thief I learned that people always hide stuff where they think nobody is going to be looking for anything like under there clothes, behind the bed post,between the mattress, inside the circut breaker box , under the night stand and so on and so forth
Lee is low key the host of this show. He just has Joey on every time. The questions he asks to direct or clarify the convo is professional status. Lee sacrificing getting abuse to help Joey and the pod. What a man
Joey you speak the truth, I respect you because of your honesty, theirs no bullshit with you and your a funny guy respect from a guy in North Wales, your words cross oceans
Lee:so you learned this from experience Joey: no I learned it from being a thief Lee:so you'd go to bars for scouting missions Joey: no you'd put someone to follow em and then you'd calem at the bar.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 .timon and pumbaa over here
I find these videos funny because Lee always seems like a sheltered child whenever Joey tells him these stories and situations. Like its funny how blown away he is sometimes. lol
Run surveillance with your spotter from airport to Luxory hotel , follow shuttle or rental.. Watch mark check in , and stake out until he leaves for breakfast or lunch the next day .. Then from the pool deck with just your robe on with phone and hidden plastic bag and a $ 10 bill go to his room while spotter is watching mark. Then with phone in hand in only a robe, Ask housekeeper to “open your room” as you left key inside while handing her a $ten. Go to work while spotter is on the marks 10-20.
Joey Diaz, he started out as a cat burglar. One time he left a load so big, cop thought a bear was in the place. Diaz started off chipping safes like this? Until he stepped up for FishCakes Delorenzo during the unrest of'83. Read more: www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=the-sopranos&episode=s02e08
joey literally gets this dude blasted out of his mind to have someone to talk to lmaoooo
Cuz its the only person thatll take him seriously. Everyone else just looks at each other like is this fatass forreal..??
Lol
Lol no
Niandra LaDes Naaaah. If you can't sense uncle joeys sincerity or wiseness, something is wrong with yourself.
@@thapoppyman meat head
Joey “when my heart was beating and I wanted that cocaine, I would have the strength of 10 hulks” Diaz
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tremendous
Hahahahahahahaahhahahashahahahahahahaha
Bruh I was laughing so hard when he said that literally
Funny ass shyt
Joey "take the box to go" Diaz
leave the coffee i was joking !!!
Tremendous
They are literally the equivalent of Rick & Morty's relationship. Lee's voice just solidifies it lmfao.
Rick and morty bro!!?!??!??! Pickle rick! Reddit!
LMFAO THIS IS FUCKING JOKES
Cringe
I love joeys stories never fail to crack me up after a rough day hard at work
1982 was a crazy year for Joe, every story happened in 1982
A lot of older folks I know who were in their late teens or early 20s said 1982 was a crazy year for partying and drugs
Same with 86
My dad was in the marines at the time and even I’ve heard a lot of stories about 1982 😂
Economy was crap in 82, unemployment was high. lots of reasons to get high and drink
I get the impression he doesn't know year but it's better to randomly break out the year sounds cooler
Aspen 1985 it was a Tuesday
I like to hear Lee's reactions to Joeys antics, since he was raised by good parents and can't believe people like Joey are working a whole different life of crime.
TIL: Put an old safe full of concrete in the bedroom closet.
Joey: this shit was 200 pounds, but it was locked- i took the box to go
Joey "back when I was doin coke" diaz
lmaooo lee is so high
Dang Joey really had to serve, jugg and hit licks for fun. Real G shit
@anonymous link?
Lee in outer space
Shiiit I'm bout to be.
As someone that's lived in the Roaring fork valley I love his snowmass/aspen stories. he nailed it. It's changed now but from the stories I've heard from the old timers they are 100% true
Yeah I bought a friend's trailer at the KOA in Basalt back in 1979 I think it was I wish I kept that thing Id have a place to ski to this day damn I think I paid$1,800 for that place I mean I could have fixed it up probably sold it for a lot of money by this day. I bet you that place is filled out now that Highway 82 is four-lane or what two lanes both ways all the way to Denver right wow that's that place has got to be built up
How tf you using someone else's content but yet still have the audacity to riddle it with ads 👎👎
Jayceerza He learned From Joey, he’s a thief.
Get TH-cam red you bozo not everything is free
love your profile pic for this comment. fucking gold, dude
For real coco deserves all proceeds.
The Audacity !
The lockbox is a good decoy, leave junk in it. you immediately know if you've been hit, or you need to break your younger brothers fingers.
You could even geocache it with a tiny thing, that breaks when it's forced,
So that you know someone opened it there and then.
Or send a signal to your email and phone number when it leaves your home area
there are professional assessors for breaking and entering and security that get hired and they did a defcon talk on TH-cam at a convention
You leave junk the thief knows you played him so he might take revenge, you leave a bit to make him think he won and he will walk away.
John Doe or realise your an easy target and come right back when they need their fix😂
Joey should publish a drug dealing book for dummies
It would just be a printed transcript of every episode of the Church.
Hell nah, we cant have the police getting hip to the good stuff.
@@joshchristian6101they are well aware
Lee : was it all for drugs
Joey : No it was for my fukin church funds, Yes Lee it was all for drugs
Lmaoo i could see this convo going just like that 🤣
Lee turning oriental👀
Seeing shit in widescreen
9:30 I love watching Lee talking & trying to put thoughts that come into his mind out threw his mouth when he high as F 😂👌🏽😂👌🏽🤣🔥🤣🔥🤣
look at 10:55 lol
You make me feel better about my past as a degenerative thief!!
Just watched spiderman 2 again, i had no idea he was in it
"If you wana get to him, you gotta go thru me cocksucka"
Charlie Cunilio LMFAO
u gota be kiddin me that shoot and coke are all that joey talks about
I just typed in “Joey Diaz” and his Spider-Man scene popped in the quick search😱 google scares the shit out of me
First thing I saw him in was my name is Earl
Joey “strength of 10 hulks” Diaz
Joey would be better off doing a podcast by him self, he literally doesn't listen to other people talk. He just wants to ramble on to him self lol
Also the fact he think subway is called "subway sandwich" is pretty amazing.
Hahaha Subway sandwich....
I only come to listen to joey not the guest 😂
You dont watch enough of his podcast if you think he doesnt listen to his guests. He is telling a story so he is trying to stick to the topic.
@Viking 1982 lol obviously you dont watch the podcast like his real fans do. Lee is the funniest part of the podcast
Cause In New York and jersey there’s the subway then there’s the subway sandwich
I love the bone head stories. Lol the best one was the one when bonehead got highshooting dope left the fryer on lit the house on fire. Then when fire truck comes and he says hey is my chicken ready.
It was fries!
where can you find that one?
Well Mr. Diaz, I can say without a doubt that you're definitely that one comedian I truly pray I can meet someday!.. The joy and laughter you bring me with your life stories is absolutely priceless and the wisdom that you've learned from all of it is also priceless!. So thank you for your time and effort in making us laugh and I love all the stories that you've shared with us till now. Stay great Mr. Diaz and I look forward to hearing the next great story. 🙏🙏🍻
This guy is a mafia leader in MAFIA 3 😂😂
Savage Mike yeah, that’s him. He worked on the game.
4:22 joey sneaking in a stealth burn while telling that analogy LOL
“when i see lee, and i see that he pulls into subway sandwich?” I love how lees obsession with subway , is a never ending ball busting that he never will hear the end of hahahah. Its not a severe ball busting, but its just hilarious how he said that. hahaha i love that line. And i imagine JUST how bad joey would’ve beat poor lee if he knew him in the 80s. Hahah poor lee. Imagine if lee knew joey in the 80s, and imagine that split second moment when joey sees lees stupid face (OBLIVIOUS AS EVVVVER), smiling, while naively strolling into subway sandwich, licking his lips and rubbing his little hands together , and joey just SPRRRRRINTS over to lees house, and starts ramsacking his faggy bed stand!
Lee an Diaz are the perfect combo, Joey was able to help Lee break out of his shell while at the same time I think Joey gained a new good friend who is reliable and they built that business together.
I don’t know why but every time Joey takes a sip of water it makes me want to grab a bottle and take some sips lol
Bona fide best storytelling of all time no doubt. The best aspect is how he uses either Lee's or the guest's name in the story to convey it so good. The best shit man!
Joey: «the Di Lorenzos».
Lee in anxiety: «Oh NoOOOO».
😂😂😂😂
Joey Diaz on robbing drug dealers- “Am I proud of it? No.”
Also Joey Diaz on robbing drug dealers- “Do I talk about it every second of everyday? Yes.”
yeah from being a thief I learned that people always hide stuff where they think nobody is going to be looking for anything like under there clothes, behind the bed post,between the mattress, inside the circut breaker box , under the night stand and so on and so forth
Lee is always so clueless 😂
Grew up different
Lee is low key the host of this show. He just has Joey on every time. The questions he asks to direct or clarify the convo is professional status. Lee sacrificing getting abuse to help Joey and the pod. What a man
Lees voice when Joey is telling the story hahaha. His wee eyes only open a slit, could blindfold him with dental floss 🤣🤣
11:04 when you're so high, you forget how to use your words 😅
I absolutely love uncle Joey, but the rage that consumes me when this guy takes a GULP of water is insane 😂
Joey stole our hearts!
Bruhh this man gets a pass in any hood 🤣🤣
Lee is petrified during joey diaz describing robbing him lmao
6:20 homeboy high as a kite
What it means to be a theif???
Everybody wants to BE you
But nobody wants to be around you 🐐💯
Lee “the highest person ever” syatt
“Know what I’m saying beep beep”
"If I can take the thing, I take the thing to go." Lmfao
Theirs no 1080p option 😭
I have a feeling Joey and Joe aren’t as close as they used to be.
1981yama wrong
@Chips Handon wow you got awfully defensive over a comment that had nothing to do with you
joey dont fuck wit snitches
Same name itd never work
4:50 lee shitting pants
Lee so high his breathing switched from automatic to manual
Joey was a real “smooth criminal” 😎
There’s nothing like getting stoned to the gills and listening to this. Lmao “I see lee go into subway sandwich..”
Joey should write a book about his life, amazing man. Lee is high as f-ck!
Joey you speak the truth, I respect you because of your honesty, theirs no bullshit with you and your a funny guy respect from a guy in North Wales, your words cross oceans
Love Joeys stories 👽
That's why I stay poor... Had a guy break into my house and I guess he felt sorry for me cause he left a twenty hangin on the fridge...
Joey Diaz is the og of the ogs Haha. This fools too real!
Joey ‘when your hearts beating and you want that cocaine’ Diaz
10:59 Lee is so fucking baked lmfao
Joey: If you got a safe in your house
lee: fuck
I love J’s voice...
Someone has to do a timeline on his life adventures
LoomisAlter everything happened 1982-1984
11:05 “jail’s the ultimate.. uhh whatever it’s called, makes u not want to do it”
-“deterrent?”
Lee look high af😂
Omg. Makes me never want to leave the house. Never thought robbing was that organized to check lookout every room i go in. Amazing
Every joey diaz youtube title makes me chuckle.
Lee “ fuckkkk” syatt
That shit is classic
How many they have smoked before the interview???
nickyocean everything
How many u smoke before comment???????
Smoke What?
Technopancakez 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is binaural tone running in the background? Wtf
Joey "I knew this guy" Diaz
Lee:so you learned this from experience
Joey: no I learned it from being a thief
Lee:so you'd go to bars for scouting missions
Joey: no you'd put someone to follow em and then you'd calem at the bar..
🤣🤣🤣🤣
.timon and pumbaa over here
The strength of ten hulks 😂
watching this has me tweaking about hiding my money, lol.
Lee is so baked in this podcast!! 😂🤣😎👌
The strength of ten hulks 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Legend
Nothing legendary about a junky theif
@@04dram04 why are you listening than bub
Joey "I'll take a Big Mac meal with Coke and a 1982 Brinks safe to go" Diaz :)
also...I've never seen a podcast with less visible retinas!
1:57 lee: 400. Cracked my shit up
I love his cut the bullshit matter of fact breakdown, fucking refreshing this day in age.
What in the fuck😂at the end of video Lees eyes are gone wow😂😂
Joe is like a cartoon character / everyone I grew up with on each side of saint Paul
Lee went home and moved all his cash and valuables out of his end table after this 😂
“Kurt, Chrissyfish and Bonehead” 🤣🤣😅
I find these videos funny because Lee always seems like a sheltered child whenever Joey tells him these stories and situations. Like its funny how blown away he is sometimes. lol
Lee was high asf 😂
"Oh no... The way you said that's not good, 'The DiLorenzos'..." Hahahaha Lee is the best
11:00 dude take that cake out of the oven
My boy Lee is shmacked baked zooted zoinked blazer out of his mind 😭😂😂
Lol he talking about the strength of 10 hulks 😂😂
“Bonehead”
0:28
“that’s always good”
-Lee
Run surveillance with your spotter from airport to Luxory hotel , follow shuttle or rental.. Watch mark check in , and stake out until he leaves for breakfast or lunch the next day .. Then from the pool deck with just your robe on with phone and hidden plastic bag and a $ 10 bill go to his room while spotter is watching mark.
Then with phone in hand in only a robe,
Ask housekeeper to “open your room” as you left key inside while handing her a $ten.
Go to work while spotter is on the marks 10-20.
The
This is actually valuable information
11:02 lee was too baked to talk lol
Joey Diaz, he started out as a cat burglar.
One time he left a load so big, cop thought a bear was in the place.
Diaz started off chipping safes like this? Until he stepped up for FishCakes Delorenzo during the unrest of'83.
Read more: www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=the-sopranos&episode=s02e08
We need Joey as GTA 6 main character
Everytime he talks and then stops there's just a "huuuuu"
Its the breathing exhaust of a fat fuck
11:00 what?
6:20 fuckin joey lmao someone needs to make a movie about him
Take a bong rip every time Joey says “North bergen New Jersey”
I've never met some1 so green! What a good combination of personalities. Lee is such a good person. Its crazy