I say that about my wife. Face of a horse , body of a thoroughbred. Through and through. She's a winner, could break a hockey stick over her ass, not even a flinch.
Big Andy why you typing like you speak like a caveman. “I simple man ,I see Joey and cocaine I click” read it out loud and see what I’m talkin about lol
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve come back to these videos. At the end of the day I just love listening to coco talk. Hope he’s around for a long time.
This guys is a real example of just live every day like it’s your last, and if you don’t die you will have a shit ton of stories to tell when u get old.
Joey has to speak up, I always have to blast my phone to full volume on any podcast he's on, then someone like Joe Rogan responds and I have to turn it down instantly. But other times Joey's screaming out of his mind lmao
All Lee would have to do is run the audio through a compressor, that would make it much easier to listen to. If he was an actual producer, he'd be sitting taking notes on the show, times to go to to do things with, but he's not, he's basically just a side kick for Joey. He can't even switch between the camera angles properly.
It's because he needs to keep the mic about a fist away from his face and he doesn't do that properly. Everybody knows that's the #1 rule in podcasting duh!
@@mr.anonymous5501 big big facts right here. you could dead ass mix everyone else into a bus and then throw a sidechain compressor on it connected to joeys channel and it would work 75% of the time except when he gets extra hyped lmaoooo
Come on bro it's a basic times table...doesnt really matter how much weed you smoke cuz it should be in your long-term memory from when you were a kid in school...and trust me I know my way around a battie, bong, and blunt
@@MrBoothyboy1988 - Exactly. He is a pathological liar. The guy is SO full of crap that it isn't funny. He tells other people's stories a lot too. Maybe this story is partially true..but only if you knock two 0's from every amount he owed. haha
Lucky for me i've never liked Cocaine. I've tried it a handful of times and I hate how it drips and instantly numbs your throat, it only lasts about 15-25 minutes before you need more which is a whole other aspect about it I didn't like. I just never understood the love affair people have with cocaine. Opiates on the other hand are my jam. I absolutely loved opiates with a passion. Norco's, Percs, Roxys or time release Oxy or Morphine. Opiates give you a feeling that's indescribable but you have to be careful with them or you quickly become addicted. If you have really good self discipline and can keep yourself from getting phyically dependent on them by say only using them on weekends or just a couple times a month then their is no better drug induced Euphoria in the world.
I could care less about about the percentage of truth in these stories. All i know is that they are 100 percent entertaining. Keep them coming Joey. I have a feeling it's closer to the truth.
Hearing Joey talk about him being a paranoid coke head, makes me realize how true that is. Every dealer or addict I know is stupid paranoid. It’s not even funny.
@@koronomoa3582 A lot of them are smarter than you think look at uncle joey dude has been through everything and has managed to make a good living talking about it
I love all the comments saying Joey is lying because if he ripped drug dealers off for that much he'd be dead. It was 86 and Diaz was ripping off yuppies in Aspen for OZ's, not NYC drug gangs for Kilos. Instead of showing the world how little you know, while pretending to be an authority on everysingle matter, why don't you use the super computer that is right at your fingertips to educate yourself, instead of embarrassing yourself.
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People saying joeys a liar because he would of been killed for owing so much money. He might be lying or exaggerating but not for that reason because he said it was guys who made money legally and wanted to get into the coke business because it was the new thing at that time and the market was flooded, which is true from other sources i.e. documentaries. So i could believe him more because he's a young cuban from new jersey living in a small town in Colorado where he actually looks the part of someone connected in the coke business so these legit business men are looking at coke as a get rich quick scheme and joey is a great salesman so i could definitely see this type of stuff happening back then. I dont know for a fact if its all true but if you break his story down its more believable than not in my opinion. Now if he said he was doing this to cartel or mafia members and ripping them off then obviously thats not believable but the way he tells it it seems like it could happen especially in the early to mid 80's.
The way these guys are about to have a stroke over Joey's story time makes me think that these are his adopted sons.. or he gave them some of that concentrated THC
Idk how anybody does 40k of coke? Ive done every drug,and after doing the 3rd bump of coke,nothing really happens except your ears go numb,and u wanna drink more....waste of money. Now if u give me 130 mg if mdma and 2 caps of g,thats a new ball game.
HigherIntellectGaming I mean that’s literally what he insinuated lol he was stealing from like rich white dudes constantly he talks about it all the time he’s been quoted saying that the professional dealers he actually respected he paid them and never fucked them over so that’s not really full of bs if you ask me.
Lee is stressing out thinking he’s gonna get kidnapped from that dealer to get Joey to pay his debt
Lol probably are.
😂😂
@Life With Honor the Jew noises are so real bro hahahaha
omg hahhaha
@Life With Honor I died when u hit that roast sesh on his ass 😂😂😂🤣 Lmfaaaoooo
This guy has more stories than Walt Disney
Finn The dog they’re bullshit
@@DegenCash I know
yep, the majority are bullshit. a lot of the time they're entertaining, funny stories though.
You obviously haven't seen the documentary lol
Every one he talks about that's still living backed up his stories
Bigger fairy tales aswell
Lee: You snorted ALL of it???
Joey: Ya know Lee...
The disappointment in his voice... He understands he's a animal.
LMAO
🚊🤣☠️
Teh Modest Mouse u weren’t there so how would u know
@Teh Modest Mouse okay "teh modest mouse"
Joey is the only person that does a podcast but whisper as if he doesn't want everybody to hear him. WTH lol
It makes ppl think they dont wanna miss what hes saying
And hes hella old school mang....thats how they did...my dad does the same thang....his story telling is so much like my dad
@Nathan Bracey " YEA NOT THAT MOTHAFUCKIN SUSQUEHANNA WEED JOE ROGAN"
Sho Lom
It’s a way of growing up. Whispering like that means respect because you want the person you’re talking to to listen to everything you saying.
C W that’s true. I feel like Joey just does it naturally tho because he came up with those types of people.
Joey over here pulling Jedi mind tricks..."its water under the bridge" 😂😂😂🤣
I lost it when he said that.
what can u do? :D
"This is not the coke head you're looking for"
“She got the body of a thoroughbred” lmao 😂
Ya, that's an old NYC street phrase. Older guys used to always say that, back in day
@@thismothafuckasaid7304 isn't that a horse breed?
@@chesterthesniper Ya, but guys jokingly said it about girls who were built w/ great looking genetics too
"Thoroughbred" is a compliment, through and through.
I say that about my wife. Face of a horse , body of a thoroughbred. Through and through. She's a winner, could break a hockey stick over her ass, not even a flinch.
I will never get tired of hearing his stories
Joey drops gems, like a jeweler with parkinsons - propper legend
The metaphor 🎯🎯🎯
Lol
Underrated comment of the year damn
Brilliant 👌🏼
Ba da dann *drumbeat*
I’ve been on a Joey Diaz story binge and I’m loving every second of it.
i simple man i see joey and cocaine i click
Big Andy why you typing like you speak like a caveman. “I simple man ,I see Joey and cocaine I click” read it out loud and see what I’m talkin about lol
For real haha great story telling
@@lastbitofyeast3643 i am armenia
@@lastbitofyeast3643 no man of cave
“Why use lot words when few do trick” headass
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve come back to these videos. At the end of the day I just love listening to coco talk. Hope he’s around for a long time.
This guys is a real example of just live every day like it’s your last, and if you don’t die you will have a shit ton of stories to tell when u get old.
100,000 in 1986 is 270,000 today. That is an ungodly amount of cocaine
Joey has to speak up, I always have to blast my phone to full volume on any podcast he's on, then someone like Joe Rogan responds and I have to turn it down instantly. But other times Joey's screaming out of his mind lmao
All Lee would have to do is run the audio through a compressor, that would make it much easier to listen to. If he was an actual producer, he'd be sitting taking notes on the show, times to go to to do things with, but he's not, he's basically just a side kick for Joey. He can't even switch between the camera angles properly.
Yeah he kinda mumbles while the mic’s low.
It's because he needs to keep the mic about a fist away from his face and he doesn't do that properly. Everybody knows that's the #1 rule in podcasting duh!
@@mr.anonymous5501 big big facts right here.
you could dead ass mix everyone else into a bus and then throw a sidechain compressor on it connected to joeys channel and it would work 75% of the time except when he gets extra hyped lmaoooo
joey yells* , mom* "Turn it down!!" i turn down volume. joey starts whispering, turn volume up* joey starts yelling
It was 86 in snowmass village and snowy joey was looking for some action!!!
Joey Diaz is on my short list of people I'd like to sit around and get baked with and exchange stories from the good old days.
“Mr Syatt are you checking out today??” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lee did that 8 x 12 math hella fast he always looks pretty blazed but dude is quick
im glad someone noticed it haha
Come on bro it's a basic times table...doesnt really matter how much weed you smoke cuz it should be in your long-term memory from when you were a kid in school...and trust me I know my way around a battie, bong, and blunt
😂 dude thats third grade math.
Pfft, I've always been good at math, and he was a little quicker than average. It's not like it was _easy_ easy math, 2x4, 10x12, 6x5....
@@Pure_KodiakWILD_Power if you think 12×8 isn't easy math then you were never good at math. Takes a half a second.
I feel like if it wasn’t for Diaz personality he would’ve been green lighted a long time ago.
BIG green light 😂😂
Dealers don’t give a fuck about your personality. He’s just a pathological liar
@Vadim VeeVoit wow someones been hurt a lot and is sad abt ehere they are in life?😂😂😂
@@MrBoothyboy1988 - Exactly. He is a pathological liar. The guy is SO full of crap that it isn't funny. He tells other people's stories a lot too. Maybe this story is partially true..but only if you knock two 0's from every amount he owed. haha
He’s a bullshitter man ppl get killed for half the shit
"Uhuh... ya. Ya. Ooh ya, yep. Mhmm. Uhuuh uhuuh, UHUUH".....
Bobeto Slim bruh I didn’t notice till I read your comment. Fuck ya
I know, it ruins it.
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ jeeezuz
So annoying.
That was starting to irritate me as well. Shut up and listen to the story.
Joey is giving young ones like me alot of guidance in plenty of ways he's helping people go through their own shit
Real street stories are the best man. True content 👏
if i take a bump it turns into an 8 ball!! lmfaooooo
Lucky for me i've never liked Cocaine. I've tried it a handful of times and I hate how it drips and instantly numbs your throat, it only lasts about 15-25 minutes before you need more which is a whole other aspect about it I didn't like. I just never understood the love affair people have with cocaine.
Opiates on the other hand are my jam. I absolutely loved opiates with a passion. Norco's, Percs, Roxys or time release Oxy or Morphine. Opiates give you a feeling that's indescribable but you have to be careful with them or you quickly become addicted. If you have really good self discipline and can keep yourself from getting phyically dependent on them by say only using them on weekends or just a couple times a month then their is no better drug induced Euphoria in the world.
Opiates are no bueno. I’m 2 years clean from Xanax rn I still party with some shit but I don’t do opiates or benzos theyre terrivle
I'd love it if uncle joey done the audio books for the gangsters/dealers autobiographies it'd be awesome
That is a great business idea
@@joshlewis575 it'd be great listening to him reading casino or good fellas for example, I'd want them all....
It would be great but honestly most people can't stand reading for audiobooks. 10 takes on every line bullshit.
Any story involving coke from Joey Diaz is a good story
Either Joey has lived the most interesting life ever, or he is the worlds greatest story teller.
Take it from me, another former addict. HE IS 100 PERCENT SPITTING FACTS!!!!!
Both
I believe him
You’re just not from that life if you doubt him.
@@Liam021 I'm not saying anything conclusive, generally I do believe him actually
took me a fat dab and im ready to start the morning w uncle joey
Hardly lol. A dab is a joke compared to cocaine.
@@FUBARguy107 drop a dab as big as a watermelon on some nails
and get the green tea
@@FUBARguy107 bruh
Joey diaz is my number 1 draft pick for the one guy you’d wanna have with you to get you outta a bad situation lol
lol what a guy who would rat you out and rob you blind? he is a scumbag.
Full feature length Joey Diaz movie would be incredible
Goodfellas style, narrated by Joey👏👌
joey is gonna go down as one of the greats in stand up history
TheSilkSatinSultan Joey is gonna go down bye RICO if he doesn’t stay quiet 💯💯💯🤔
Mmmm no, his podcast where he talks about drug use are entertaining, but podcast are not standup. His standup is shiiite
@@barrykelly5661 I don't think Rico existed when this took place
Happy Saturday Peeps ✌🏻 Have a good one x
Have a good night Walter white!
I use to do one bump and that’s it, my friend however barricades the door after 5 minutes
@gaogle censors lol
gaogle censors your flexing about snorting cocaine.
Imagine a man trying to convince you of the pros and cons of snorting meth vs cocaine 😂😂😂😳😳
@@mitchellarmyguy2515 my thoughts exactly
When ya don’t get your stuff from the jungle with chunks of wire in it, I would imagine it would be stepped on hard!
“I knew they were grapes.they couldn’t wait!” Lmao
"Well how'd yuh feel?"
"What;Today?" Lol
I could care less about about the percentage of truth in these stories. All i know is that they are 100 percent entertaining. Keep them coming Joey. I have a feeling it's closer to the truth.
Hearing Joey talk about him being a paranoid coke head, makes me realize how true that is. Every dealer or addict I know is stupid paranoid. It’s not even funny.
@@koronomoa3582
A lot of them are smarter than you think look at uncle joey dude has been through everything and has managed to make a good living talking about it
Coke high SUCKS....club drugs so much better.
@@marklewen4401 ur getting shitty stuff then
It's a bit funny
Joey's a great storyteller!
I love all the comments saying Joey is lying because if he ripped drug dealers off for that much he'd be dead.
It was 86 and Diaz was ripping off yuppies in Aspen for OZ's, not NYC drug gangs for Kilos.
Instead of showing the world how little you know, while pretending to be an authority on everysingle matter, why don't you use the super computer that is right at your fingertips to educate yourself, instead of embarrassing yourself.
BOOM!
You play the trumpet.
@@AZ-kr6ff why am i making you feel all horny and stuff esse? 💘
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took the words out of my mouth!
@@qmagoo4615
Yup.
I love these stories. I feel like I'm sitting at a campfire in summer camp!!!
I listen to Joey all the time, this is one of his best clips, this man really spelling out the game
Story time with Uncle Joey! Always look forward to this! ✊🏽
"I had nothing, I barley had food in the fucking house " 😭😭😭😭
Dude doing coke at people's apartments had me crying.
...Lee: "you're like the Bernie Madoff of coke"
Best line
Such a great storyteller. He's truly lived life!
How Joey is still alive is beyond me but Im glad he is, hope he stays away from that shit
“I used to have fun” 😂😂😂😂
Man this guy is truly entertaining
Michael Corleone ikr, I can clip on any Diaz content & I’m entertained
Back in the day I guarantee that it was a blessing for him to get a good nights sleep living underneath that much stress
This nigga never run out of stories
I want Joey Diaz to lean over my nose while I'm asleep...and tell me a joke with his morning breath.
Haha holy fuck thanks for that picture.
This made me laugh
Joey stories are coming to life for these two guys.
People saying joeys a liar because he would of been killed for owing so much money. He might be lying or exaggerating but not for that reason because he said it was guys who made money legally and wanted to get into the coke business because it was the new thing at that time and the market was flooded, which is true from other sources i.e. documentaries. So i could believe him more because he's a young cuban from new jersey living in a small town in Colorado where he actually looks the part of someone connected in the coke business so these legit business men are looking at coke as a get rich quick scheme and joey is a great salesman so i could definitely see this type of stuff happening back then. I dont know for a fact if its all true but if you break his story down its more believable than not in my opinion.
Now if he said he was doing this to cartel or mafia members and ripping them off then obviously thats not believable but the way he tells it it seems like it could happen especially in the early to mid 80's.
Joey Diaz is probably the greatest story teller of all time. Fuck Dr. Seuss, shakespeare, and Tony Robbins, this man here has it figured out
Joey " let me tell yu something " Diaz
I love this guy u gotta respect his honesty
I'm family with rispoli my cuz Sal. Much respect for that tee-shirt
Joey lived the plot of Uncut Gems and survived to tell about it
Joey "so this was 1986" Diaz
No doubt. "So this is 1986." "Remember, now. This is 1986." "Keep in mind, this is 1986."
The most Joey Diaz title ever!
0:15 when she licks the muffla
Damn that crazy one of my good friend got killed cuz he owed 100k.. this man know who to finess
Mtl Menace or it never happened, dude does have a way with lies. I mean words...words
Sean Grabowski ya ain’t never been in the business so why comment on it
You’re so cool bro, VICE wants to do an interview with you.
Sean Grabowski so does your mother but that’s not gonna happen either.
@@ggmedina1188 🤣🤣..no reply
The way these guys are about to have a stroke over Joey's story time makes me think that these are his adopted sons.. or he gave them some of that concentrated THC
Lmfao shut up lee 10:25 😂😂
If hear coke one more time I’m going to get some right now 😂😂😂😂😂
Idk how anybody does 40k of coke? Ive done every drug,and after doing the 3rd bump of coke,nothing really happens except your ears go numb,and u wanna drink more....waste of money. Now if u give me 130 mg if mdma and 2 caps of g,thats a new ball game.
@@marklewen4401 just keep drinking and bumping and it keeps making you electrified
I'm cheap 😅🤣🤣 2 big macs and a blunt. Now I'm 15$ in debt.
This is 100% how it happens.
Imagine if his story's became a movie or a series
Actually it did.Muenchausen tales.
Joey " it was just terrible" Diaz
Lee at the end 🤣🤣
Elephants subsonic foot talk is easier to understand than Joey.
Some of ya's need to realize this is PURE GOLD free entertainment. Doesn't matter if it's true or not.
Lee's in space at the end.
"Reefer is the way" THE TRUTH
Joey is such a good story teller, if if they are just stories 😂
A GOAT and a GAWD
Joey "This coke was beautiful" Diaz
Lee: how does the whole opperation work
Joey: well see ill be down at the comedy store.
Joey D missed Thanksgiving!! 😁😁 tremendous!! 😁😁😁
I literally imagined tony furgeson throwing bows and kicks at a fire place and it disintegrating lmao
Joey was a grimmy mf lol
Haven't heard a joey diaz coke story in some months
Joey that shirt rispoli that's the pizza store in Jersey I was in prison with the owners son
what was he in for?
Ed C what’s anybody worth mentioning in for... drugs no doubt
That's a cannoli on the shirt. Def not a pizza shop
"The Bernie Madoff of coke"🤣🤣🤣
Id love to hear storys from ppl who used to buy coke from joey
Geeezsus fuckin christ lmaooooo absolutely gold 🔥😆 listen I got these mules coming in from Colombia lol
Lee is saying
“I’m gonna diiiee!!!”
😬
Joey is like a salesman for cocaine And it's very compelling
24:09 Lee making Lee sound : )
Jew noises
Jew noises 😂
Robert Tauzer he makes the same noise at 4:53
Joey your a fuckin legend
“Bing! Gone.”
10:30 i feel ya
Dealer: what happened to that money you owed me?
Joey Diaz: Man thats water under the bridge.
Fucking lolololololol
How is Joey alive lol like how did he survive that amount of street debt to coke dealers IN THE 80’s! Absolute Insanity😂
Bc he's full of b.s. Only people he could've got were ivy league rich boys
HigherIntellectGaming I mean that’s literally what he insinuated lol he was stealing from like rich white dudes constantly he talks about it all the time he’s been quoted saying that the professional dealers he actually respected he paid them and never fucked them over so that’s not really full of bs if you ask me.
This dude is full of shit
Joey should do a write a movie called 1986 because so much happened that year, it's unbelievable.
Just realized I have the same bong as Joey lmao
This is an amazing video 😂💀
It was the winter of 86
Shout out to real niggas watching/listening to the full podcasts
Joey is the #1 bullshitter 😂 people like this you walk away from cause they gonna keep the stories and fabrications rolling.
Yup
Exactly
C W exactly
I have heard many of his stories being said at different points and the story is still the same. Pretty hard to do if you lie 24/7.
fiddyoda maybe he is telling truth, who knows. Nobody was there to confirm. Anybody can lie about anything especially if they believe it themselves.
Dude can tell some tall tales, he'd be in a fucking trunk period.