I say that about my wife. Face of a horse , body of a thoroughbred. Through and through. She's a winner, could break a hockey stick over her ass, not even a flinch.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve come back to these videos. At the end of the day I just love listening to coco talk. Hope he’s around for a long time.
This guys is a real example of just live every day like it’s your last, and if you don’t die you will have a shit ton of stories to tell when u get old.
Big Andy why you typing like you speak like a caveman. “I simple man ,I see Joey and cocaine I click” read it out loud and see what I’m talkin about lol
Come on bro it's a basic times table...doesnt really matter how much weed you smoke cuz it should be in your long-term memory from when you were a kid in school...and trust me I know my way around a battie, bong, and blunt
Joey has to speak up, I always have to blast my phone to full volume on any podcast he's on, then someone like Joe Rogan responds and I have to turn it down instantly. But other times Joey's screaming out of his mind lmao
All Lee would have to do is run the audio through a compressor, that would make it much easier to listen to. If he was an actual producer, he'd be sitting taking notes on the show, times to go to to do things with, but he's not, he's basically just a side kick for Joey. He can't even switch between the camera angles properly.
It's because he needs to keep the mic about a fist away from his face and he doesn't do that properly. Everybody knows that's the #1 rule in podcasting duh!
@@mr.anonymous5501 big big facts right here. you could dead ass mix everyone else into a bus and then throw a sidechain compressor on it connected to joeys channel and it would work 75% of the time except when he gets extra hyped lmaoooo
@@MrBoothyboy1988 - Exactly. He is a pathological liar. The guy is SO full of crap that it isn't funny. He tells other people's stories a lot too. Maybe this story is partially true..but only if you knock two 0's from every amount he owed. haha
Lucky for me i've never liked Cocaine. I've tried it a handful of times and I hate how it drips and instantly numbs your throat, it only lasts about 15-25 minutes before you need more which is a whole other aspect about it I didn't like. I just never understood the love affair people have with cocaine. Opiates on the other hand are my jam. I absolutely loved opiates with a passion. Norco's, Percs, Roxys or time release Oxy or Morphine. Opiates give you a feeling that's indescribable but you have to be careful with them or you quickly become addicted. If you have really good self discipline and can keep yourself from getting phyically dependent on them by say only using them on weekends or just a couple times a month then their is no better drug induced Euphoria in the world.
I could care less about about the percentage of truth in these stories. All i know is that they are 100 percent entertaining. Keep them coming Joey. I have a feeling it's closer to the truth.
Hearing Joey talk about him being a paranoid coke head, makes me realize how true that is. Every dealer or addict I know is stupid paranoid. It’s not even funny.
@@koronomoa3582 A lot of them are smarter than you think look at uncle joey dude has been through everything and has managed to make a good living talking about it
The way these guys are about to have a stroke over Joey's story time makes me think that these are his adopted sons.. or he gave them some of that concentrated THC
People saying joeys a liar because he would of been killed for owing so much money. He might be lying or exaggerating but not for that reason because he said it was guys who made money legally and wanted to get into the coke business because it was the new thing at that time and the market was flooded, which is true from other sources i.e. documentaries. So i could believe him more because he's a young cuban from new jersey living in a small town in Colorado where he actually looks the part of someone connected in the coke business so these legit business men are looking at coke as a get rich quick scheme and joey is a great salesman so i could definitely see this type of stuff happening back then. I dont know for a fact if its all true but if you break his story down its more believable than not in my opinion. Now if he said he was doing this to cartel or mafia members and ripping them off then obviously thats not believable but the way he tells it it seems like it could happen especially in the early to mid 80's.
Idk how anybody does 40k of coke? Ive done every drug,and after doing the 3rd bump of coke,nothing really happens except your ears go numb,and u wanna drink more....waste of money. Now if u give me 130 mg if mdma and 2 caps of g,thats a new ball game.
I love all the comments saying Joey is lying because if he ripped drug dealers off for that much he'd be dead. It was 86 and Diaz was ripping off yuppies in Aspen for OZ's, not NYC drug gangs for Kilos. Instead of showing the world how little you know, while pretending to be an authority on everysingle matter, why don't you use the super computer that is right at your fingertips to educate yourself, instead of embarrassing yourself.
@@AZ-kr6ff why am i making you feel all horny and stuff esse? 💘 www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DGIyxCEtJRb0&ved=2ahUKEwj26_q4hoDnAhW2CjQIHXRRCFgQwqsBMAB6BAgHEAU&usg=AOvVaw0_Tk47nfv1nMCES3nIWJDn
Uncle Joey was doing so much coke back in the day, at his prime he was railing gram bumps.. for the ones that know, a gram bump would be a knarly throw back💪🏽💯🤣🤣
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Lee: You snorted ALL of it???
Joey: Ya know Lee...
The disappointment in his voice... He understands he's a animal.
LMAO
🚊🤣☠️
Teh Modest Mouse u weren’t there so how would u know
@Teh Modest Mouse okay "teh modest mouse"
This guy has more stories than Walt Disney
Finn The dog they’re bullshit
@@DegenCash I know
yep, the majority are bullshit. a lot of the time they're entertaining, funny stories though.
You obviously haven't seen the documentary lol
Every one he talks about that's still living backed up his stories
Bigger fairy tales aswell
Joey over here pulling Jedi mind tricks..."its water under the bridge" 😂😂😂🤣
I lost it when he said that.
what can u do? :D
"This is not the coke head you're looking for"
Lee is stressing out thinking he’s gonna get kidnapped from that dealer to get Joey to pay his debt
Lol probably are.
😂😂
@Life With Honor the Jew noises are so real bro hahahaha
omg hahhaha
@Life With Honor I died when u hit that roast sesh on his ass 😂😂😂🤣 Lmfaaaoooo
I will never get tired of hearing his stories
Joey is the only person that does a podcast but whisper as if he doesn't want everybody to hear him. WTH lol
It makes ppl think they dont wanna miss what hes saying
And hes hella old school mang....thats how they did...my dad does the same thang....his story telling is so much like my dad
@Nathan Bracey " YEA NOT THAT MOTHAFUCKIN SUSQUEHANNA WEED JOE ROGAN"
Sho Lom
It’s a way of growing up. Whispering like that means respect because you want the person you’re talking to to listen to everything you saying.
C W that’s true. I feel like Joey just does it naturally tho because he came up with those types of people.
“She got the body of a thoroughbred” lmao 😂
Ya, that's an old NYC street phrase. Older guys used to always say that, back in day
@@thismothafuckasaid7304 isn't that a horse breed?
@@chesterthesniper Ya, but guys jokingly said it about girls who were built w/ great looking genetics too
"Thoroughbred" is a compliment, through and through.
I say that about my wife. Face of a horse , body of a thoroughbred. Through and through. She's a winner, could break a hockey stick over her ass, not even a flinch.
I’ve been on a Joey Diaz story binge and I’m loving every second of it.
Joey drops gems, like a jeweler with parkinsons - propper legend
The metaphor 🎯🎯🎯
Lol
Underrated comment of the year damn
Brilliant 👌🏼
Ba da dann *drumbeat*
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve come back to these videos. At the end of the day I just love listening to coco talk. Hope he’s around for a long time.
This guys is a real example of just live every day like it’s your last, and if you don’t die you will have a shit ton of stories to tell when u get old.
i simple man i see joey and cocaine i click
Big Andy why you typing like you speak like a caveman. “I simple man ,I see Joey and cocaine I click” read it out loud and see what I’m talkin about lol
For real haha great story telling
@@lastbitofyeast3643 i am armenia
@@lastbitofyeast3643 no man of cave
“Why use lot words when few do trick” headass
100,000 in 1986 is 270,000 today. That is an ungodly amount of cocaine
It was 86 in snowmass village and snowy joey was looking for some action!!!
Joey Diaz is on my short list of people I'd like to sit around and get baked with and exchange stories from the good old days.
Joey is giving young ones like me alot of guidance in plenty of ways he's helping people go through their own shit
"Uhuh... ya. Ya. Ooh ya, yep. Mhmm. Uhuuh uhuuh, UHUUH".....
Bobeto Slim bruh I didn’t notice till I read your comment. Fuck ya
I know, it ruins it.
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ jeeezuz
So annoying.
That was starting to irritate me as well. Shut up and listen to the story.
Real street stories are the best man. True content 👏
“Mr Syatt are you checking out today??” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Full feature length Joey Diaz movie would be incredible
Goodfellas style, narrated by Joey👏👌
Lee did that 8 x 12 math hella fast he always looks pretty blazed but dude is quick
im glad someone noticed it haha
Come on bro it's a basic times table...doesnt really matter how much weed you smoke cuz it should be in your long-term memory from when you were a kid in school...and trust me I know my way around a battie, bong, and blunt
😂 dude thats third grade math.
Pfft, I've always been good at math, and he was a little quicker than average. It's not like it was _easy_ easy math, 2x4, 10x12, 6x5....
@@Pure_KodiakWILD_Power if you think 12×8 isn't easy math then you were never good at math. Takes a half a second.
I'd love it if uncle joey done the audio books for the gangsters/dealers autobiographies it'd be awesome
That is a great business idea
@@joshlewis575 it'd be great listening to him reading casino or good fellas for example, I'd want them all....
It would be great but honestly most people can't stand reading for audiobooks. 10 takes on every line bullshit.
Joey has to speak up, I always have to blast my phone to full volume on any podcast he's on, then someone like Joe Rogan responds and I have to turn it down instantly. But other times Joey's screaming out of his mind lmao
All Lee would have to do is run the audio through a compressor, that would make it much easier to listen to. If he was an actual producer, he'd be sitting taking notes on the show, times to go to to do things with, but he's not, he's basically just a side kick for Joey. He can't even switch between the camera angles properly.
Yeah he kinda mumbles while the mic’s low.
It's because he needs to keep the mic about a fist away from his face and he doesn't do that properly. Everybody knows that's the #1 rule in podcasting duh!
@@mr.anonymous5501 big big facts right here.
you could dead ass mix everyone else into a bus and then throw a sidechain compressor on it connected to joeys channel and it would work 75% of the time except when he gets extra hyped lmaoooo
joey yells* , mom* "Turn it down!!" i turn down volume. joey starts whispering, turn volume up* joey starts yelling
I feel like if it wasn’t for Diaz personality he would’ve been green lighted a long time ago.
BIG green light 😂😂
Dealers don’t give a fuck about your personality. He’s just a pathological liar
@Vadim VeeVoit wow someones been hurt a lot and is sad abt ehere they are in life?😂😂😂
@@MrBoothyboy1988 - Exactly. He is a pathological liar. The guy is SO full of crap that it isn't funny. He tells other people's stories a lot too. Maybe this story is partially true..but only if you knock two 0's from every amount he owed. haha
He’s a bullshitter man ppl get killed for half the shit
if i take a bump it turns into an 8 ball!! lmfaooooo
Lucky for me i've never liked Cocaine. I've tried it a handful of times and I hate how it drips and instantly numbs your throat, it only lasts about 15-25 minutes before you need more which is a whole other aspect about it I didn't like. I just never understood the love affair people have with cocaine.
Opiates on the other hand are my jam. I absolutely loved opiates with a passion. Norco's, Percs, Roxys or time release Oxy or Morphine. Opiates give you a feeling that's indescribable but you have to be careful with them or you quickly become addicted. If you have really good self discipline and can keep yourself from getting phyically dependent on them by say only using them on weekends or just a couple times a month then their is no better drug induced Euphoria in the world.
Opiates are no bueno. I’m 2 years clean from Xanax rn I still party with some shit but I don’t do opiates or benzos theyre terrivle
Happy Saturday Peeps ✌🏻 Have a good one x
Have a good night Walter white!
Joey diaz is my number 1 draft pick for the one guy you’d wanna have with you to get you outta a bad situation lol
lol what a guy who would rat you out and rob you blind? he is a scumbag.
I listen to Joey all the time, this is one of his best clips, this man really spelling out the game
I love these stories. I feel like I'm sitting at a campfire in summer camp!!!
Story time with Uncle Joey! Always look forward to this! ✊🏽
I could care less about about the percentage of truth in these stories. All i know is that they are 100 percent entertaining. Keep them coming Joey. I have a feeling it's closer to the truth.
Any story involving coke from Joey Diaz is a good story
Such a great storyteller. He's truly lived life!
joey is gonna go down as one of the greats in stand up history
TheSilkSatinSultan Joey is gonna go down bye RICO if he doesn’t stay quiet 💯💯💯🤔
Mmmm no, his podcast where he talks about drug use are entertaining, but podcast are not standup. His standup is shiiite
@@barrykelly5661 I don't think Rico existed when this took place
Joey's a great storyteller!
took me a fat dab and im ready to start the morning w uncle joey
Hardly lol. A dab is a joke compared to cocaine.
@@FUBARguy107 drop a dab as big as a watermelon on some nails
and get the green tea
@@FUBARguy107 bruh
“I knew they were grapes.they couldn’t wait!” Lmao
Joey stories are coming to life for these two guys.
I use to do one bump and that’s it, my friend however barricades the door after 5 minutes
@gaogle censors lol
gaogle censors your flexing about snorting cocaine.
Imagine a man trying to convince you of the pros and cons of snorting meth vs cocaine 😂😂😂😳😳
@@mitchellarmyguy2515 my thoughts exactly
When ya don’t get your stuff from the jungle with chunks of wire in it, I would imagine it would be stepped on hard!
Joey " let me tell yu something " Diaz
How Joey is still alive is beyond me but Im glad he is, hope he stays away from that shit
I love this guy u gotta respect his honesty
Dude doing coke at people's apartments had me crying.
Hearing Joey talk about him being a paranoid coke head, makes me realize how true that is. Every dealer or addict I know is stupid paranoid. It’s not even funny.
@@koronomoa3582
A lot of them are smarter than you think look at uncle joey dude has been through everything and has managed to make a good living talking about it
Coke high SUCKS....club drugs so much better.
@@marklewen4401 ur getting shitty stuff then
It's a bit funny
Man this guy is truly entertaining
Michael Corleone ikr, I can clip on any Diaz content & I’m entertained
This nigga never run out of stories
Either Joey has lived the most interesting life ever, or he is the worlds greatest story teller.
Take it from me, another former addict. HE IS 100 PERCENT SPITTING FACTS!!!!!
Both
I believe him
You’re just not from that life if you doubt him.
@@Liam021 I'm not saying anything conclusive, generally I do believe him actually
"Well how'd yuh feel?"
"What;Today?" Lol
...Lee: "you're like the Bernie Madoff of coke"
Best line
"I had nothing, I barley had food in the fucking house " 😭😭😭😭
Back in the day I guarantee that it was a blessing for him to get a good nights sleep living underneath that much stress
I'm family with rispoli my cuz Sal. Much respect for that tee-shirt
“I used to have fun” 😂😂😂😂
Joey Diaz is probably the greatest story teller of all time. Fuck Dr. Seuss, shakespeare, and Tony Robbins, this man here has it figured out
Imagine if his story's became a movie or a series
Actually it did.Muenchausen tales.
Joey " it was just terrible" Diaz
I want Joey Diaz to lean over my nose while I'm asleep...and tell me a joke with his morning breath.
Haha holy fuck thanks for that picture.
This made me laugh
Joey lived the plot of Uncut Gems and survived to tell about it
This is 100% how it happens.
Lee's in space at the end.
Id love to hear storys from ppl who used to buy coke from joey
"Reefer is the way" THE TRUTH
The way these guys are about to have a stroke over Joey's story time makes me think that these are his adopted sons.. or he gave them some of that concentrated THC
A GOAT and a GAWD
0:15 when she licks the muffla
People saying joeys a liar because he would of been killed for owing so much money. He might be lying or exaggerating but not for that reason because he said it was guys who made money legally and wanted to get into the coke business because it was the new thing at that time and the market was flooded, which is true from other sources i.e. documentaries. So i could believe him more because he's a young cuban from new jersey living in a small town in Colorado where he actually looks the part of someone connected in the coke business so these legit business men are looking at coke as a get rich quick scheme and joey is a great salesman so i could definitely see this type of stuff happening back then. I dont know for a fact if its all true but if you break his story down its more believable than not in my opinion.
Now if he said he was doing this to cartel or mafia members and ripping them off then obviously thats not believable but the way he tells it it seems like it could happen especially in the early to mid 80's.
Elephants subsonic foot talk is easier to understand than Joey.
Lmfao shut up lee 10:25 😂😂
It was the winter of 86
Mann definitely can relate..had big plans plenty of time and just said fuck it partying the night before. Horrible existence.
Joey is such a good story teller, if if they are just stories 😂
Lee: how does the whole opperation work
Joey: well see ill be down at the comedy store.
Joey "so this was 1986" Diaz
No doubt. "So this is 1986." "Remember, now. This is 1986." "Keep in mind, this is 1986."
Joey is like a salesman for cocaine And it's very compelling
Joey "This coke was beautiful" Diaz
Haven't heard a joey diaz coke story in some months
If hear coke one more time I’m going to get some right now 😂😂😂😂😂
Idk how anybody does 40k of coke? Ive done every drug,and after doing the 3rd bump of coke,nothing really happens except your ears go numb,and u wanna drink more....waste of money. Now if u give me 130 mg if mdma and 2 caps of g,thats a new ball game.
@@marklewen4401 just keep drinking and bumping and it keeps making you electrified
Dealer: what happened to that money you owed me?
Joey Diaz: Man thats water under the bridge.
Fucking lolololololol
Damn that crazy one of my good friend got killed cuz he owed 100k.. this man know who to finess
Mtl Menace or it never happened, dude does have a way with lies. I mean words...words
Sean Grabowski ya ain’t never been in the business so why comment on it
You’re so cool bro, VICE wants to do an interview with you.
Sean Grabowski so does your mother but that’s not gonna happen either.
@@ggmedina1188 🤣🤣..no reply
The most Joey Diaz title ever!
Yeah its maybe 500 dollars
Joey should do a write a movie called 1986 because so much happened that year, it's unbelievable.
“Bing! Gone.”
10:30 i feel ya
Lee at the end 🤣🤣
I love all the comments saying Joey is lying because if he ripped drug dealers off for that much he'd be dead.
It was 86 and Diaz was ripping off yuppies in Aspen for OZ's, not NYC drug gangs for Kilos.
Instead of showing the world how little you know, while pretending to be an authority on everysingle matter, why don't you use the super computer that is right at your fingertips to educate yourself, instead of embarrassing yourself.
BOOM!
You play the trumpet.
@@AZ-kr6ff why am i making you feel all horny and stuff esse? 💘
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took the words out of my mouth!
@@qmagoo4615
Yup.
It’s water under the bridge
Joey that shirt rispoli that's the pizza store in Jersey I was in prison with the owners son
what was he in for?
Ed C what’s anybody worth mentioning in for... drugs no doubt
That's a cannoli on the shirt. Def not a pizza shop
Joey Diaz best coke stories
Joey D missed Thanksgiving!! 😁😁 tremendous!! 😁😁😁
Some of ya's need to realize this is PURE GOLD free entertainment. Doesn't matter if it's true or not.
24:09 Lee making Lee sound : )
Jew noises
Jew noises 😂
Robert Tauzer he makes the same noise at 4:53
Joey Diaz is so good at telling a story haha I get so drawn in
Just realized I have the same bong as Joey lmao
Geeezsus fuckin christ lmaooooo absolutely gold 🔥😆 listen I got these mules coming in from Colombia lol
Uncle Joey was doing so much coke back in the day, at his prime he was railing gram bumps.. for the ones that know, a gram bump would be a knarly throw back💪🏽💯🤣🤣
Damn, Joey beat EVERYBODY!
I woulda never front him shxt!
Joey was a grimmy mf lol
Why are his videos getting age restricted?
Lee is saying
“I’m gonna diiiee!!!”
😬
I literally imagined tony furgeson throwing bows and kicks at a fire place and it disintegrating lmao