@Extant Fellow Extant Fellow, your search for mini poems in the comments section brings joy and adds a delightful touch, inspiring me to create more and share them with much gratitude and such!
Jack is just the perfect guy for this subreddit lmao. He always makes the creepiest shit, so freaking funny Edit: Didn’t think my most popular comment would be on a video about pervs lmfao
geez, these people forget the first rule of roleplay: make sure the other person is on the same page and wants to participate. my partner and I love roleplaying because we both like writing stories and its our way of hanging out when we can't physically meet up, being long distance. but if some rando started roleplaying at me out of the blue, especially with sexual acts, I would block them in an instant.
Why these creeps think that launching immediately into unsolicited role play is the best move they can make in a conversation, I will never understand.
I love this sub because it shows me that my texts can't be worse than this. No matter how much I face palm at my old texts and the cringe they contain they are still better than this shit
That ice dragon one made me raise an eyebrow. Not because of the creepy convo, but because of the way Kaiytliynn's name was spelt. I've seen that name been spelt as Kviiilyn but this new way just seems baffling to me.
Surely tonight would be the night? He thought to himself as he prepared to strike. The keys fell with a thunderous clack in the silence of the darkened basement room. Clack! Clack! Clack-clack-clack! With a meaty, cheeto dusted fist wrapping around his engorged member, he pounced, striking firmly upon the send button. "Gwabs bweasts* Wuv me pwease! OwO Still a better love story than Twilight. 😂😂😂
*breaks into your house and chews all the bread on the counter* sowwy!!!! *Spits it out while reciting the lyrics of L'Amérique Pleure* owo uwu Edit: why the fuck do some people think im a furry
As someone who does... I guess you could call it "Serious" (Not NSFW, just enjoys doing it) RP, r/Creepyasterisks makes me want to rethink my decisions. *why internet*
Nonono, dont rethink your decisions. Theres a difference between collaboratively writing with someone in a mutually consensual story idea- And ramming your text dick into the dms of random people
@@Impulse001 Honestly, I do agree with you that nothing is wrong with RP, I just don't enjoy that some people think that this is the entire RP community- AKA the entire community is just rude a/sholes who without consent just start ERPing.
@@CherriHoney Keep in mind these subreddits are the worst of the worst, no reasonable person genuinely thinks everyone who RPs is this person. That's the equivalent of saying every furry is [REDACTED] and likes to [DATA EXPUNGED] their [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]. Or every man is r/niceguys or every woman is r/nicegirls, etc. So don't take it personally, just enjoy Jack being a crazy person. This sub was made for him to narrate, he's perfect.
*Cringe level activates* Cringe level rating: 83% At this point Jack is perfect for this subreddit for reasons you should know. Idk why but his voice acting on parts of this subreddit makes me laugh my lungs out.
I had someone begging me to call them slurs in text chat for thirty minutes ingame cause I spoke in voice chat one time. They also begged for other sexual favors. happened earlier today funny enough. Worst experience of my life.
13:00 _has_ to be a joke. Wings, tail, "horse wolf c**k," and purring. That's like someone just using every furry stereotype at once. Or I guess it could be an A.I. Or someone trying too hard to fit in with furries.
@@Cal_The_Stainless not just many, there are millions. Ranking from low-high ranks. I am a high ranking god duck with the power to wipe out a universe. Even a low rank can wipe out galaxies in seconds
The "meme dating app" is Whisper, it's supposed to be a friend finding thing as well as a venting thing (you can use your area to find what locals are saying) but yeah, it has loads of creeps on it as well
as someone who used to roleplay a lot this reaches deep into my soul and rips it to shreds my fucking god this whole video hurt every part of my being also this entire thread 1:34-1:50 made me fucking cackle and snort holy shit
Kudos to whoever is going on Reddit rn to find these posts for the Emkay narrators, I can’t even open the app anymore with all the *protesting redditors.* Edit: just so everyone knows I’m glad Redditors are protesting, I just don’t like looking at people’s genitals 👍
As a Guild Wars 2 player I have never seen such a cringy and painful chat interaction. from the color of the text I don;t think it was a global chat interaction but if it was then I can guarantee you everyone in chat would be dogging on that person. Being the creepy sort of weird in public chat is a great way to get everyone to tell you you off. Chat is for coordinating things, polity thank yous for res's, random facts, and food recipes. I've literally had entire conversations with people while running world meta's, my favorites being the time we were all sharing random cheetah facts while working through the battle in dragons stand, and another in a tequatal fight that resulted in me acquiring a pdf link to the persons bacon chilly recipe. Being a dick or creep in regular chat is a great way to have people rip you a new one. Unless its pvp or wvw(
13:40 As a furry I can definatly say that I know noone that talks like this unless they're making fun of people that do... And if I did, then I wouldn't any longer.
4:30 As some that plays a big role in the role play karma industry, as in whenever I join a role play and someone is attention seeking too much, making the entire story abt them, casting everyone else in the rp away, ect. I then proceeding to give the person a taste of their own medicine and attention seek *harder.* To say, to I would definitely have a fun time doing my job😍
Ok, I know I'm bad with speaking to girls, hell with people in general. But holy hell, I'm NOWHERE near this bad, these people are so cringe. My therapist is going to have a busy week.
1:10 semi related, my dad used to play Guild Wars 2 so I was surprised to see that game mentioned lol. I remember watching him go to the shops and stuff
In a dimly lit room, Jack ventured unseen, reading r/creepyasterisks, where eerie asterisks danced on the screen.
How poetic
this is amazing
misclick
@Extant Fellow Extant Fellow, your search for mini poems in the comments section brings joy and adds a delightful touch, inspiring me to create more and share them with much gratitude and such!
Little did Jack know that these asterics were common, even the manliest of men had once been fallen
Deranged convo. I'm Here for it. 😅
Okay who gave Jack a voice transformer? Do you have ANY idea what kinds of eldritch horrors you've unleashed?!
It's not a voice transformer. Jack just ate Cougar and got his ability to copy voices like Kirby.
200th like!
I love how much fun Jack (or editor Kenny) is having with the funky voice changers. Honestly 15/10!
better make that 16
Apollo pfp 15/10
♾/10
Best vid from emkay
@@MauripsuSTARU PLATINUM/ ZA WARUDO!
Jack is just the perfect guy for this subreddit lmao. He always makes the creepiest shit, so freaking funny
Edit: Didn’t think my most popular comment would be on a video about pervs lmfao
geez, these people forget the first rule of roleplay: make sure the other person is on the same page and wants to participate. my partner and I love roleplaying because we both like writing stories and its our way of hanging out when we can't physically meet up, being long distance. but if some rando started roleplaying at me out of the blue, especially with sexual acts, I would block them in an instant.
Why these creeps think that launching immediately into unsolicited role play is the best move they can make in a conversation, I will never understand.
Same
why dont they just use character ai or smth
@@avririripbecause fuck CAI devs. But there’s a lot of alternatives, so your point stays.
I love this sub because it shows me that my texts can't be worse than this. No matter how much I face palm at my old texts and the cringe they contain they are still better than this shit
I Hate rereading shit I've posted online. But yes. It could be worse. At least we're not.... like That.... 😅
Pure relatability. This helped me greatly with my recovery from the pathUwUgen
I think someone needs to check if Jack is okay.
6:10 no mommy?
Jack is chained in editor's basement and is forced to make content
That ice dragon one made me raise an eyebrow. Not because of the creepy convo, but because of the way Kaiytliynn's name was spelt. I've seen that name been spelt as Kviiilyn but this new way just seems baffling to me.
Kviiilyn is pronounced Katelyn because VIII is Roman numeral 8. It’s probably just a nickname
@@mikamifan62what the..?
0:43 Even without the creepy asterisks, hearing the word “member” outside of cringe fanfiction would end me!
YEAHH
JUST USE DICK
THE WORD MEMBER IS MUCH WORSE 😭😭😭
Ikr like it’s got Wattpad user written all over it 💀
Surely tonight would be the night? He thought to himself as he prepared to strike. The keys fell with a thunderous clack in the silence of the darkened basement room. Clack! Clack! Clack-clack-clack! With a meaty, cheeto dusted fist wrapping around his engorged member, he pounced, striking firmly upon the send button. "Gwabs bweasts* Wuv me pwease! OwO
Still a better love story than Twilight. 😂😂😂
@@imperialdebauchery5988this is art
@@imperialdebauchery5988I’m going to take LowTierGod’ advice after reading this/j
as a furry I apologize for these people from across all the r/creepyasterisks videos I am concerned for all of them💀
"As a furry"
As part of the homo sapien community i understand
@@reindeerbuilder yes
*breaks into your house and chews all the bread on the counter* sowwy!!!! *Spits it out while reciting the lyrics of L'Amérique Pleure* owo uwu
Edit: why the fuck do some people think im a furry
@@Playing096 get some help
All fun and games until autotuned Jack calls the police.
And then sings to the tune of the fairly odd parents
As someone who does... I guess you could call it "Serious" (Not NSFW, just enjoys doing it) RP, r/Creepyasterisks makes me want to rethink my decisions. *why internet*
Good that there’s rp games… and also DeviantArt.
Nonono, dont rethink your decisions. Theres a difference between collaboratively writing with someone in a mutually consensual story idea-
And ramming your text dick into the dms of random people
There's nothing wrong with RP, the problem comes from doing it with a complete stranger that didn't ask for it. u_u
@@Impulse001 Honestly, I do agree with you that nothing is wrong with RP, I just don't enjoy that some people think that this is the entire RP community- AKA the entire community is just rude a/sholes who without consent just start ERPing.
@@CherriHoney Keep in mind these subreddits are the worst of the worst, no reasonable person genuinely thinks everyone who RPs is this person.
That's the equivalent of saying every furry is [REDACTED] and likes to [DATA EXPUNGED] their [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED].
Or every man is r/niceguys or every woman is r/nicegirls, etc. So don't take it personally, just enjoy Jack being a crazy person.
This sub was made for him to narrate, he's perfect.
I just love when Jack narrates this sub it’s never not hysterical
Jack and Kenny had too much fun this episode and I'm AAAALLL here for it
*Cringe level activates*
Cringe level rating: 83%
At this point Jack is perfect for this subreddit for reasons you should know. Idk why but his voice acting on parts of this subreddit makes me laugh my lungs out.
Dude same I can't believe how hard I laughed when he did the ice dragon one lmao
I can imagine Jack as a anthropomorphic white cat being forced to read every single cringe and horrendous shit on Reddit while tied to a chair
@@Playing096 that was oddly specific
@@snuggleblanket1
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TBOTV
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“Dont judge me, look at how your name is spelled” is wild 😂
Yeah that one really threw me too, swinging into absurd roleplay and then going "Look-" so casually right after. x3
That one actually made me laugh
i know i'm not the only one who cringed while jack was reading these. poor jack..😬
I'm currently experiencing second hand embarrassment and feel like I need a shower.
This and r/iamverysmart are more cringe-inducing than r/cringe ever manages to be.
@@Bacteriophagebs oh wow!
Jack needs a raise
Actually no
Give a raise to every narrator that narrates "r/creepyasterisks"
@@sucasica3845 and lots of therapy!! 😬
I feel like i need a shower after just 30 seconds of these.
Just before it struck 30 seconds I read this comment and immediately realized what you meant
@@anxiety_ridden3yea
Same here.
Ah, don't stress it. We All need a shower every once in a while and this type of cringe sure doesn't Help..... ❤
I'm dying after hearing that "🎶 hello police". 😂😂
Same
I had someone begging me to call them slurs in text chat for thirty minutes ingame cause I spoke in voice chat one time. They also begged for other sexual favors. happened earlier today funny enough. Worst experience of my life.
Oh God no 😭
Imagine beg to be insulted 😂😂😂
Sorry for you bro.
Some people dude, what the heck
Excuse me but what the hell
Just love those moments when Jack goes full Gianni Matragrano while voicing some of these
1:39 THAT DAMN SOUND I LOST SO HARD
this deserves more attention
My dumbass thought someone shat😭
Jack, never stop using those amazing voice plug ins. They make everything better
10:00 i love how this is just how every cartoon character looked when they fell in love LMAO
FR THO 😭
14:50 That opener is bad enough, but it gets so much worse when you realise the avatar is RASPUTIN...
I was not expecting to hear Jack moan today, but go Jack
7:00 was pure gold lol, had to contain my laughter in the middle of the night
Ahhh so you like; "Large Ice..."
Ummm... You're just a Drago Cub??!!
"Cubes... Large Ice Cubes! I like those too...Bye"
@@eternaldarkness3139 Take my like and leave goddamnit
wtf are these replies 😭
13:00 _has_ to be a joke. Wings, tail, "horse wolf c**k," and purring. That's like someone just using every furry stereotype at once.
Or I guess it could be an A.I. Or someone trying too hard to fit in with furries.
6:30 As someone who’s name is also Kaitlyn, what the fuck is that spelling
I don't need my mom shaming me into never having a relationship, I just needed this video
4:44 *fuh akæ smillæz*
I literally had to take two breaks from this video, one for a stronger drink and one for a smoke.
The cringe was THAT painful.
10:30 was almost too much for me
the deep voiced
"oh no this ones really committing to it"
caught me off guard
and the just
"fa aki smi leis"
As a roleplayer, I sincerely apologize for my people.
Also wtf Monokuma
*Cripples the economy of Dijibouti*
I role play on roblox
No sexual things
I might accidentally say something very cursed like "steals your lungs cutely" if the role play gets too weird
@@sucasica3845I am the very opposite of you
In roleplay games I start chaos with other chaotic role players and rarely roleplay the character I am 😭
@@starryskies0 I like caotic rps 😎
that one is actually a meme that comes from an old cartoon, might be tom & jerry but im not sure 9:30
That is indeed correct! It's a scene with Butch the street cat.
Jack singing bits
0:21
0:35
0:41
0:48
1:34
4:49 (Fairy Odd Parents)
10:50
11:46
U the Top G
9:19 cartoon characters after seeing a attractive woman
REAL.
I love the "hello police" lmao
9:11 I FOLLOW THAT ARTIST WTF
1:30 as a Gw2 veteran.. I sincerely apologize on behalf of that cretin.
*giggles and watches emkay*
5:13 This is actually really sad
Not even one minute in and I have decided that my love for this channel is not strong enough for me to sit through this
same. I can't fucking deal with this
6:46 I swear to God this triggered a memory, not sure if it's repressed or implanted, but triggered it it did
0:22 bro that hello police is amazing I wish I had autotune now so I could mess with people by talking like that
This is going to be a very funny subreddit😂 Have a nice day today EmKay!
Eyy, a creepy emkay video, just what I needed on a Tuesday afternoon
1:52 that’s a symptom of colon cancer.
2:53 that is fucking hillarious. Pretty sure he was kidding and that is fucking hillarious.
" suck my frikkin big chicken".....he already had me there and then he added "no!! There's too much feathers " and i just had a laughing fit
I love that Jack now has Voicemod. It's such fun.
1:08 WHY DOES JACK ALWAYS MOAN
i have leant to not watch jacks narrations when im in public at this point
10:32
JACK IS THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES THIS
WHY JACK WHY
Yes indeed, I am indeed on of those ducks. The god ducks
OMG. THE GOD OF DUCKS????
@@ImTired17No, the god ducks.
T H E R E I S M A N Y
@@Cal_The_Stainless not just many, there are millions. Ranking from low-high ranks. I am a high ranking god duck with the power to wipe out a universe. Even a low rank can wipe out galaxies in seconds
Bro ur everywhere lmao
@@TheDuckOfAllDucks Duck deity lore
As someone who used to have cringe roleplays, I apologize on the behalf of these people
The "meme dating app" is Whisper, it's supposed to be a friend finding thing as well as a venting thing (you can use your area to find what locals are saying) but yeah, it has loads of creeps on it as well
0:30 that's some awesome art from that user right there, gotta give props to them
Gotta appreciate that one guy who acted like a cartoon in an asterisk.
13:15
"Damn time travelers!"
8:09 I hate that I knew it was whisper from the screenshot and love that jack doesn't know what it is
Was just crying before this, these videos bring a smiles to my face, no matter the situation, I just want to say thank you for making me smile❤❤
1:34 i like the chaotic vibes of this conversation
this is the most creative use of voice filters i’ve ever witnessed
As a experienced roleplayer. Wtf.
As a furry as well, 10:27 made me INSANELY uncomfortable-
I think 8:00 is satirical and kinda wholesome tbh
And stinky
Give more subreddits to Jack! I'm loving these voice filters.
I never thought Jack using autotune is what I needed to hear but now I cant stop laughing
4:59 HOW MUCH MORE OF TEHSE BOTS DOES THIS GUY HAVE SPAMMED TO HIM?
If anybody approached me this way… Well not much would happen, since I’m kinda shy, but dude wtf? Poor Jack
Well, there's one way to end it
✨️* b l o c k *✨️
I am so so glad i plugged my headphones in before watching this
Your sound effect at 5:06 made me giggle.
I... am kinda on the fence on whether I wanna know if YOU did that or if that was a soundbite :P
14:42 Rasputin as a profile pic should be considered a major red flag.
14:09 911 what's your emergency
SN: *_SEVERE MISOPHONIC TRIGGERS_* FROM 5:05 ---5:10 / / / 6:25 --- 6:30 / / / 9:25 --- 10:05 / / / 10:40 -- 10:45
Oddly didn't trigger it for me, but I get how it can be.
@@DembaiVT Thank you.
“don’t judge me, look at how your name is spelled”
i gotta hand it to him, that’s actually really funny.
as someone who used to roleplay a lot this reaches deep into my soul and rips it to shreds my fucking god this whole video hurt every part of my being
also this entire thread 1:34-1:50 made me fucking cackle and snort holy shit
Kudos to whoever is going on Reddit rn to find these posts for the Emkay narrators, I can’t even open the app anymore with all the *protesting redditors.*
Edit: just so everyone knows I’m glad Redditors are protesting, I just don’t like looking at people’s genitals 👍
The sound effects and pronunciations are killing me lmfao this was one of the most unhinged reading I've seen
imagine listening to this while trying to sleep
13:23 I FUCKING HATE THE COMUNITY IM APART OF SOMETIMES
3:15 shoot first, ask questions later
I really enjoy how he threw in an actual funny joke one every once in a while. keeps me from being cringe fatigued lol
Emkay Is So Cool. *Subscribes Intensely*
10:38 “stop giving birth bruv” lmao wtf got me laughing so hard
As a Guild Wars 2 player I have never seen such a cringy and painful chat interaction. from the color of the text I don;t think it was a global chat interaction but if it was then I can guarantee you everyone in chat would be dogging on that person. Being the creepy sort of weird in public chat is a great way to get everyone to tell you you off. Chat is for coordinating things, polity thank yous for res's, random facts, and food recipes. I've literally had entire conversations with people while running world meta's, my favorites being the time we were all sharing random cheetah facts while working through the battle in dragons stand, and another in a tequatal fight that resulted in me acquiring a pdf link to the persons bacon chilly recipe. Being a dick or creep in regular chat is a great way to have people rip you a new one. Unless its pvp or wvw(
Autotune Jack is always amazing
one time i typed "*breathes in colonized*"
I have no idea what the thought process of these guys are
13:40 As a furry I can definatly say that I know noone that talks like this unless they're making fun of people that do... And if I did, then I wouldn't any longer.
9:25 The reversed one was quite funny
The "orchids" twist made my day
4:30
As some that plays a big role in the role play karma industry, as in whenever I join a role play and someone is attention seeking too much, making the entire story abt them, casting everyone else in the rp away, ect. I then proceeding to give the person a taste of their own medicine and attention seek *harder.*
To say, to I would definitely have a fun time doing my job😍
Stealing ur pfp bc I love wanderer so much
the fact jack is constantly trying to be the voice of reason already shows you how weird this subreddit it
"I am a DJ and your chest is my set" 😭😭
“HeLLo PoLIcCCCe” 😂😂💀
5:49 H E L P
thats the same app me and my friends use to verbally abuse AI
💀💀
Ok, I know I'm bad with speaking to girls, hell with people in general. But holy hell, I'm NOWHERE near this bad, these people are so cringe. My therapist is going to have a busy week.
Every post read made me shiver and feared God with every sentence spoken
Very good video, 10/10
1:10 semi related, my dad used to play Guild Wars 2 so I was surprised to see that game mentioned lol. I remember watching him go to the shops and stuff