Gotta love it when people expect princess treatment. You sure you want to be married off to a different country just for a political alliance, even if you potentially hate that person? Cause that's how actual princesses were treated
The only princess treatment I want is to die of the consumption in my potpourri and fine linen covered room surrounded by servants at age 7 so that I may never bare children to a betrothed marquis from a distant land but also not die of dysentery as a orphan in the cobblestone streets.
@@minecraftlover-oj2xjYeah, women were near their maximum phisiological reproduction rate in these times, especially those for whom heritage was important
You know... sometimes I feel bad about myself and think "I'm not a great person, I could be so much better" But then I see reddit posts like this and think "You know maybe I'm not so bad"
That's what I use these for. "Yeah.. I'm alright." Every now and then I'll send my partner one of these as a joke and hear her laugh in the other room in the middle of a work meeting :x
Okay, I have a mental disorder and it causes me to have pretty erratic shifts in moods and can sometimes make it so that I can't verbally communicate my needs. Usually, it passes in like... three minutes or so, but never have I *once* blamed my partner or made it their problem.
@@Jestrath it's not, actually! It's a dissociative disorder. Dissociative disorders and trauma disorders go hand-in-hand so I typically just end up experiencing overwhelming amount of anxiety all at once and then shut down.
I propably have the same thing. While the episode lasts, do not get into arguments. Its literally the worst thing that can happen to you during that state. Just imagine all the symptoms all at once, and like times five. You will start screaming at people, while hiperventilating like a dying hyena. Its pretty managable while everybody around is calm, but not when people argue with you. Do not ever think that mental problems are entirely predictable. Unless we are talking about different things, in which case I may sound dramatic. Stay safe
Not everyone in therapy has a mental illness. Some people use it to navigate their natural emotions in a more healthy manner. Doesn't change the fact that you shouldn't reject someone on the basis that they are working on their mental health and treating illness.
Hell, I'm more concerned about everything else. Just the first few things would mean he has next to no time for her at all. Hits the gym at least 3-4 hours a day and has a job/career that nets an average of half a million dollars a year? Ignoring the PhD and quantum physics part, he's essentially a celebrity athlete. The meals he makes (if he even finds time for it) would likely align with his diet and regimen.
I hate people that expect the date to pay for them automatically. Ive been on a few dates where the other person payed for me because i was struggling financially, but 1) its always been something cheap and 2) i make it abundantly clear if i dont have enough money and offer another day or activity.
I mean as long as they say something beforehand and not just spring it on you at the end. I always bring $ and my own car just in case this happens to me.
"He was a niceguy who got offended when a woman blocked him after he sent her an anwanted dick pick. And she was a nicegirl who got offended when her ex boyfriend's friend who is a woman liked his picture. One day they unfortunetly meet in a coffe shop. What eldrchi horror will this bring opon this eather?"
21:34 I knew someone who was like that and wanted sympathy for her story. I never did and she kept trying to convince me of her "correct standpoint", which I never did because it's horrible. I went full no-contact when she started saying shit like "He should be glad I didn't r*pe him" What the hell, man.
The text conversation at 2:02 is... Well, I'd say plain horrendous. Hopefully they remain single because they're so toxic and a threat to anyone in search of a meaningful relationship.
she seemed so nice i don't understand what he didn't comprehend my leg is broken i can't walk or leave the house like im asking genuine do they just not care or are they actually dumb
Contrary to how NiceGuys™ wants sex for treating women with bare minimum human decency, NiceGirls™ doesn't actually want sex but rather to be treated like goddesses while they treat men like walking ATM's. While it does appear like both entities are playing the same abusive game on the surface, deep down they're playing by different rules. And yet they can't not make themselves be read like open books, like they're all under the influence of the same hivemind or have all been taught from the same textbook of manipulative contradiction. Their behavioral patterns are so unmistakably predictable that there just has to be a common nominator for how they came to be this way.
Jack narrating the “nice” girls sounds like Transformers Prime starscream and now I’m imagining starscream picking up a voice acting career after the events of the movie and reading stupid shit from earth because that makes fat stacks on cybertron.
@@cy-one 0 actual idea, since first heard it in another video, but I think she's one of the girl streamers with loads of male fans who fell out of favor
10:40 That's the Bunnings Warehouse music For context for others, Bunnings Warehouse is like an Australian Home Depot or a large brand of hardware store in your selected country
So I have borderline personality disorder (BPD) due to some bad trauma in my life and I do agree that there are those who push away/ignore/argue just for the sake of it but those who suffer from BPD sadly have it as a reflex to trauma. Is it still our responsibility? Absolutely! I go to therapy to work through it and apologize when my episode ends and work harder to prevent it again. Is it hard to date someone with BPD and should the person not feel guilty for leaving that partner? Absolutely! Everyone is different and we have our own life to live according to how we would like to, to find happiness. My point is, sometimes those red flags aren't always a person who is just down right awful and manipulative/abusive and sometimes it comes from someone's traumatic past unfortunately. For those who are willing to work through things with a partner with BPD, studies have shown that it gets a lot easier the more time you are with a partner as BPD individuals seek stability and reassurance since their trauma comes from being neglected, left behind, given up on, and being alone. As always, I love these meme videos! ♥
Ctpsd with bpd traits here. It's depressing how many pysch professionals actually believe people with bpd are intentionally "manipulative" and "mean". It is all a product of trauma, emotional dysregulation, ect. Sometimes when the sense of abandonment kicks in you can do and say shitty things you don't mean. Part of me says "you don't need them anyway, everyone has left you before " the other part of me desperately wants to make them stay. Sometimes I've kinda started to try guilt others pretty hard withou t even totally realizing it. I've done a lot of self improvement over the years and it took a long time for me to become self aware to even start working on myself. Tbh my therapists have kinda sucked unfortunately. I had one therapist who kinda made me regress and made things worse too. My parents didn't seem to believe in mental illness and treatment so I never got help that probably would have benefitted me earlier in life. It's pretty isolating when you feel like no one understands you
My dad has BPD but is the best dad I could ever have. I can get grouchy and a little whiny like we all do but he is still stable emotionally and looks out for us.
The emotional immaturity of some of these people, if they can't communicate their feelings in an honest way, then what's the point of wanting to be in a relationship where you're stuck between unhappy and practically stringing someone along with a mix of emotional manipulation?
I had a girl change the trajectory of my life with just her presence - we were in choir together, I overheard her say to a friend she liked Les Misérables, so I checked out the book from my local library and read it. My life was forever changed because I got involved in fandom through the book. Joke was on me though, she had been talking about the musical. I was 12. Nowadays my life changes require actually interacting with people lol
I know right. The cost of the date isnt even the major problem, it's the fact that they'll probably want you to be a de facto sugar daddy with none of the benefits.
Good to see Jack getting in on the Emkay Merch spots! Hope we get to see Lexi and Damien get their merch ads as well! Maybe get some lore going for each person... And then a MEGA-EMKAY-MERCH-AD-SKIT with ALL OF THEM and ALL THEIR LORE!!!
fr X_X like 100 bucks for shien is insane, along with everything else on that list. A full time job at my hourly rate would earn about as much money as she's asking for in a week not accounting for the price I pay for both of our foods, the gas money, and the cost of mental damages after enduring date with someone as stuck up as that.
I feel so awful about all of you men. You boys are not wallets, and don't ever think that you aren't enough. You guys matter so much and be thankful that your parents/family has comforted, teaching you the manners to have a healthy relationship. I know some girls have this problem too with nice guys, but that doesn't matter. A relationship (in my own opinion) is taking good care of each other, and that relationship is 50/50. It doesn't matter what race, height, weight, or mental illness. What matters in a relationship is that you both will take great care with each other until death. And if it doesn't work out, that's completely fine to me it's a learning experience, and if you break up, it's going to be ok. I promise that you all will be able to find that special someone one day that you will be with until death do you guys apart. I understand if this doesn't make any sense but I tried to make everyone happier with this comment ^^"" Also this goes to women as well!
30:02 WHAT MADE THEM SAY THAT?! FOR WHAT REASON EXACTLY DID THEY HAVE TI BRING UP THAT GUY'S LOOKS? THAT CAUGHT ME TOTALLY OFF GUARD, BRO WAS JUST EATING AND HE HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT BS FOR THE DAY, LIKE WHAT?
He'll never forget her? No, she's right, I still remember my ex and it's been quite a long time, I'll never forget... how she was my first practical attempt at talking down someone with a knife aimed at me.
I mean, the leg girl could say "Oh, I could come to your place to hang out and help you with things," I'm pretty sure quite a few people would take her up on the offer.
Thank you for keeping me company Jack. My nights used to be quiet and I didnt feel watched over but since you started sitting at my bed side drinking gallons of blood its helped me sleep.
I jokingly say I will abuse my girlfriend cause we have a dom/sub kind of relationship but she knows I'd never actually harm her or manipulate her. Girls who think its okay or normal to abuse your partner or potential partner, seek therapy.
Girl: asks for Princess treament. Me: Oh, another one. *Sighs and goes to grab the guillotine" Girl: No not like that *The internationale starts in the background*
2:06 The correct response to "I cant leave my house because my gd leg is broken" is to get their address and go to the store to get supplies to make them a goodie basket. Then go spend time with them at their place watching videos or something.
For whatever reason, in the one where the girlfriend sends a bunch of texts and the boyfriend isn’t responding, Jack did a voice that really sounded like Yzma to me. So I had the mental image of her ranting at Kronk for quitting his job as her evil minion, and I found that incredibly hilarious.
the people who behave like the ones in the video (i.e the ones who treat their bf/gf like crap without even feeling slightly bad for doing so) should go and get professional help.
16:07 A friend told me if I say the word mozzarella, I can’t be all wimpy/boring/whatever; I have to “say it with [my] chest.” In one of my most autistic* moments to date, I placed my hands on the sides of my boobs (like they were lips of a sideways mouth) and pushed them together and apart and said “MO! ZZAR! EL! LA!” (I mean, I had no idea what “say it with your chest” meant for volume/articulation/etc, so I figured I might as well make my confusion funny! 😂) * I’m autistic and find it amusing how many autistic traits flew under my radar 😂
16:32 my theory is that there's a lot of cishet people who never realized they are ace/aro.... like, "my sexual preference is no" is definitely something i would say lol🤣 They're just allergic to using the label i guess
The intro skit was funny because me and my girlfriend always say “I’m breaking up with you” and it’s usually followed with “you won’t survive without me” haha
This video is making me angry and reminding me of trauma but because I'm on my new adhd meds i have the presence of mind to stop watching and do something else. Have a like and a comment for the algorithm though even if i can't finish the video!
Nice girls and nice guys are the same subs in the way of no matter what gender you are you see the posts and either laugh or go "bro how the fuck, thats not a relationship thats slavery"
As a person that has had a shit girlfriend, yep, i relate to some of these. "You were supposed to pay for me" You invited me. "I need to be alone" *Leaves her alone* "Wait no!" "Fuck you and your bloodline i hate you!" *5 minutes later* "love...."
As someone who was raised by an abusive mother, I am going to 100% bet that they had an abusive relationship growing up and they use that as a spring board to understand what is "normal." I've spent a decade realizing my own certain behaviours (mild comparatively, yet no less problematic to a healthy relationship overtime) and instinctual responses to difficult/emotionally taxing situations are definitely a product of a very maladjusted individual who was my main source of understanding how to navigate the world. In particular, the "Go away!" but in actuality what you want is to just feel better and need a hug, but you're mad at the person or perhaps redirecting it to someone so you have something to blame, struck a chord with an old behaviour I know I've done an still sometimes get as an instinct when I'm stressed enough. That said, it's not your job to realize that for them or fix them or anything, just offering some perspective and maybe some hope that some people do change. Because it does happen, but it requires realizing that people who were supposed to love you (friends, family, lovers) didn't and often couldn't and many things you learned were the wrong lessons. I hope you're doing better now and have healed through dealing with someone like that. And I hope your ex has been able to become a better person so she's not out there hurting others the same way she hurt you.
I recognize that the following story is going to read like something from "that happened" or "everybody clapped" It was the spring of 2005, and I was a college freshman. My dormitory was co-ed, and one of the residents who we'll call Mary was that oh-so-lovely combination of fat and bitchy. She had been instigating arguments lately over the pettiest things, and I was dumb enough to entertain them. About a dozen of us were sitting in the common area one evening, Mary included. Soon enough, we started arguing again. Two important things to know about me: 1. I was quite socially awkward at the time, and I often flubbed my words. It made me seem rather inept. 2. I was taking astronomy as an elective. Mary and I got into a back and forth with each other, and I stumbled a few times. She said to the others, "I swear he's like a black hole of stupid!" I angrily fired back, "Oh, please. _You're_ the closest thing in this room to being a black hole!" The whole room was stunned. She was confused, and so I explained that stars at least 20 times heavier than the sun become black holes. She started stammering out "You just called me heavier than 20 suns!" while trying not to break down sobbing before failing and ran out of the room. It seems I had done what no one else was wiling to do, because the rest of the room looked at me with relief. I even heard howling laughter from the next room over. I was sitting on the front stairs a few hours later when Mary approached me and sheepishly apologized to me for how she had been treating me lately. I in turn apologized for what I had said to her, and we then hugged it out. She was a genuinely pleasant person to be around from then on.
Unless you are expressly looking for the thrill of the chase (with someone that also wants that), dont bother. If you dont play games, don't entertain being in a relationship with someone who does. It'll save you a lot of stress.
Okay, I think I'm going to be the one to say it. I like that we're getting these live-action ad reads from the narrators. Not only do we get a chance to see more of them as actual people and not just voices, but come on Jack and Robin are *HOT*
13:35 yup a guy here. Womens bodies repulse me if it's in a sexual context, i value a good brain power bc that means that you actually do your work on the team presentation and don't just put your name on it without contributing to it!
26:12 PREACH! So relatable. I feel that pain. I have had several bfs that I provided for and helped them improve their lives I slaved to take care of them. Altho they didnt dump me, I dumped them because they were leeches who didnt even have the common decency to 1)give me love on a (near) daily basis and 2) do bare minimum of help like put dishes away, take out trash and put away their toys when theyre done playing with them. and 3) not disrupting me constantly when I just want a few hours of uninterrupted video game. But they got to do whatever they want without me bothering them. Just be home by midnight so we can have cuddle time. I dont ask much
I had something else to say, finally getting to this, but then you said "guys, gals and nonbinary pals", and may I say, and strongly, how much I ADORE learning that TH-camrs I watch are fans of other TH-camrs I watch. It makes me smile, so thank you.
who remembers when jack smiled back? now he just eerily watches from the corner of the room....
making weird noises....
The good old Times have Passed...
getting closer by an inch every day…
@@MSRTA_Productionswith black goo dripping from his mouth…
He's started raiding my fridge for snacks
"My love language is Full Contact"
"Don't you mean physical contact?"
*putting on a helmet* "No"
"My love language is Klingon."
"Oh, like from Star Wars?"
"....batlh ngoHlIj pov!" *cuts head off with bat'leth*
"If you can't wrestle me in my bed then you don't deserve to be in it" 🤣
@@adamb89 it seems that i have met another trekkie in the wild
Gotta love it when people expect princess treatment. You sure you want to be married off to a different country just for a political alliance, even if you potentially hate that person? Cause that's how actual princesses were treated
The only princess treatment I want is to die of the consumption in my potpourri and fine linen covered room surrounded by servants at age 7 so that I may never bare children to a betrothed marquis from a distant land but also not die of dysentery as a orphan in the cobblestone streets.
And you're also expected to give an heir for said country's throne.
This
@@minecraftlover-oj2xjYeah, women were near their maximum phisiological reproduction rate in these times, especially those for whom heritage was important
This is why I ruin kids dreams about being royalty. The truth hurts
You know... sometimes I feel bad about myself and think "I'm not a great person, I could be so much better"
But then I see reddit posts like this and think "You know maybe I'm not so bad"
That's what I use these for. "Yeah.. I'm alright."
Every now and then I'll send my partner one of these as a joke and hear her laugh in the other room in the middle of a work meeting :x
@@ectothermic that's adorable 😭
That shouldnt be an excuse to not improve yourself each say as a person :)
Bro me too!!
Okay, I have a mental disorder and it causes me to have pretty erratic shifts in moods and can sometimes make it so that I can't verbally communicate my needs. Usually, it passes in like... three minutes or so, but never have I *once* blamed my partner or made it their problem.
I mean, 3 minutes at a time is pretty easy to work with all things considered. Some people aren't even aware of their own mental issues
Just curious is it by any chance anything to do with bpd?
@@Jestrath it's not, actually! It's a dissociative disorder. Dissociative disorders and trauma disorders go hand-in-hand so I typically just end up experiencing overwhelming amount of anxiety all at once and then shut down.
@rebeccawalilko960 ah cptsd with bpd traits here. Some of that you said kinda overlaps with a few other things.
I propably have the same thing. While the episode lasts, do not get into arguments. Its literally the worst thing that can happen to you during that state. Just imagine all the symptoms all at once, and like times five. You will start screaming at people, while hiperventilating like a dying hyena. Its pretty managable while everybody around is calm, but not when people argue with you. Do not ever think that mental problems are entirely predictable.
Unless we are talking about different things, in which case I may sound dramatic. Stay safe
14:52 I love the juxtaposition of “must be in therapy” then “have no mental illness” RIGHT after
“So dear, I’m in therapy for depression”
WHAT
blue haired girls thinking they need 70 hours of therapy a week even though they have no problems and had a stable childhood
Not everyone in therapy has a mental illness. Some people use it to navigate their natural emotions in a more healthy manner.
Doesn't change the fact that you shouldn't reject someone on the basis that they are working on their mental health and treating illness.
Hell, I'm more concerned about everything else. Just the first few things would mean he has next to no time for her at all. Hits the gym at least 3-4 hours a day and has a job/career that nets an average of half a million dollars a year? Ignoring the PhD and quantum physics part, he's essentially a celebrity athlete. The meals he makes (if he even finds time for it) would likely align with his diet and regimen.
Jack's merch promos always feel like he's reading off a script while his loved ones are held at force-multiplier point
Force multiplier. I see you are also a human of culture lol
I hate people that expect the date to pay for them automatically. Ive been on a few dates where the other person payed for me because i was struggling financially, but 1) its always been something cheap and 2) i make it abundantly clear if i dont have enough money and offer another day or activity.
I mean as long as they say something beforehand and not just spring it on you at the end. I always bring $ and my own car just in case this happens to me.
Jack needs a poorly animated adult swim show where he voices all the characters.
I can't tell if this is a compliment or an insult
i thought of shop a pop opera for a minute
I heard that a guy did exactly that
It’s some small TV show called Family Guy or something like that
@BlissMijime *South park
OMG SAMMMEEE. (shop got some bangers. i casually blast "bread" on the regular)
Don’t worry guys, I’ll pay for everyone’s Therapy
Why not BE the Therapy?
@@nukl3argam3r38i’ll gladly volunteer
Imagine living in a country where you have to pay for basic mental healthcare.
It's unfair how they make therapy cost money, you're literally paying to prevent you from killing yourself! They don't care about people
@@AIHumanEqualityikr, bLaMe CapItAlIsM
some day, i'll write a nicegirl/niceguy fanfic
They would either destroy each other, or team up Bonnie and Clyde style and destroy the rest of us. Either way, it ends in a catastrophe.
They both want to be the dominate abuser so they'd kill eachother.
Abuse and stalking and possibly kidnapping along with murder and blackmail
Tell us thy pen name, good author, so that we may red flag on it most thoroughly! (Strictly said in humour)
"He was a niceguy who got offended when a woman blocked him after he sent her an anwanted dick pick.
And she was a nicegirl who got offended when her ex boyfriend's friend who is a woman liked his picture.
One day they unfortunetly meet in a coffe shop. What eldrchi horror will this bring opon this eather?"
21:34 I knew someone who was like that and wanted sympathy for her story. I never did and she kept trying to convince me of her "correct standpoint", which I never did because it's horrible. I went full no-contact when she started saying shit like "He should be glad I didn't r*pe him"
What the hell, man.
I hope you have a copy of that for in the future, in case she decides to falsely accuse.
This is why people can't trust REAL r*pe victims, and woman ask why then they do Shi like this!
Yikes
The r*pe thing is a bit of a non-sequitur so it is a bit concerning that it was mentioned in such a way (not that it wouldn't be concerning otherwise)
6:11 This dude is right! She asked him out so she pays for the meal or y'all agree to split the bill BEFORE going out.
Ye
What is That Username?!?!💀💀
The text conversation at 2:02 is... Well, I'd say plain horrendous. Hopefully they remain single because they're so toxic and a threat to anyone in search of a meaningful relationship.
That was such a violent 180 I think I got whiplash just by reading it.
she seemed so nice i don't understand what he didn't comprehend my leg is broken i can't walk or leave the house
like im asking genuine do they just not care or are they actually dumb
Red flag alert! Red flag alert!
Red Alert is a good game series.
Warning, Code Red, Code Red.
Containment breach on Keter-class entity, deploy all assets and prime the onsite warhead.
SCP-9999999 THE ENTITLED GIRLFRIEND BROKE OUT HIDE.
jokes on you I'm colorblind
@@elijah1494SCP-999 appears to be a large, amorphous, gelatinous mass of translucent orange slime.
Contrary to how NiceGuys™ wants sex for treating women with bare minimum human decency, NiceGirls™ doesn't actually want sex but rather to be treated like goddesses while they treat men like walking ATM's. While it does appear like both entities are playing the same abusive game on the surface, deep down they're playing by different rules. And yet they can't not make themselves be read like open books, like they're all under the influence of the same hivemind or have all been taught from the same textbook of manipulative contradiction. Their behavioral patterns are so unmistakably predictable that there just has to be a common nominator for how they came to be this way.
It’s narcissism. Covert narcissism, specifically.
Jack narrating the “nice” girls sounds like Transformers Prime starscream and now I’m imagining starscream picking up a voice acting career after the events of the movie and reading stupid shit from earth because that makes fat stacks on cybertron.
sssniperwolf is 100% a nicegirl
100-feckin-%
Who?
@@cy-one 0 actual idea, since first heard it in another video, but I think she's one of the girl streamers with loads of male fans who fell out of favor
@@FlamesAndShadows well close enough basically she has a channel with over 30 mil subs and she's done some wrong stuff alot
@@dinosaurgamer8791 She calls all criticism misogyny
10:40 That's the Bunnings Warehouse music
For context for others, Bunnings Warehouse is like an Australian Home Depot or a large brand of hardware store in your selected country
Can’t forget the most important detail their snags
hell yea you go bunnings warehouse all my dudes love bunnings warehouse
So I have borderline personality disorder (BPD) due to some bad trauma in my life and I do agree that there are those who push away/ignore/argue just for the sake of it but those who suffer from BPD sadly have it as a reflex to trauma. Is it still our responsibility? Absolutely! I go to therapy to work through it and apologize when my episode ends and work harder to prevent it again. Is it hard to date someone with BPD and should the person not feel guilty for leaving that partner? Absolutely! Everyone is different and we have our own life to live according to how we would like to, to find happiness. My point is, sometimes those red flags aren't always a person who is just down right awful and manipulative/abusive and sometimes it comes from someone's traumatic past unfortunately. For those who are willing to work through things with a partner with BPD, studies have shown that it gets a lot easier the more time you are with a partner as BPD individuals seek stability and reassurance since their trauma comes from being neglected, left behind, given up on, and being alone. As always, I love these meme videos! ♥
Ctpsd with bpd traits here. It's depressing how many pysch professionals actually believe people with bpd are intentionally "manipulative" and "mean". It is all a product of trauma, emotional dysregulation, ect. Sometimes when the sense of abandonment kicks in you can do and say shitty things you don't mean. Part of me says "you don't need them anyway, everyone has left you before " the other part of me desperately wants to make them stay. Sometimes I've kinda started to try guilt others pretty hard withou
t even totally realizing it. I've done a lot of self improvement over the years and it took a long time for me to become self aware to even start working on myself. Tbh my therapists have kinda sucked unfortunately. I had one therapist who kinda made me regress and made things worse too.
My parents didn't seem to believe in mental illness and treatment so I never got help that probably would have benefitted me earlier in life. It's pretty isolating when you feel like no one understands you
My dad has BPD but is the best dad I could ever have. I can get grouchy and a little whiny like we all do but he is still stable emotionally and looks out for us.
The emotional immaturity of some of these people, if they can't communicate their feelings in an honest way, then what's the point of wanting to be in a relationship where you're stuck between unhappy and practically stringing someone along with a mix of emotional manipulation?
I had a girl change the trajectory of my life with just her presence - we were in choir together, I overheard her say to a friend she liked Les Misérables, so I checked out the book from my local library and read it. My life was forever changed because I got involved in fandom through the book. Joke was on me though, she had been talking about the musical. I was 12. Nowadays my life changes require actually interacting with people lol
im so glad my gf and I argue like adults and actually hear each other out and understand eachother instead of playing stupid mindgames
the girl who had the list for a first date - if she's that insufferable, imagine being in a relationship with her
I know right. The cost of the date isnt even the major problem, it's the fact that they'll probably want you to be a de facto sugar daddy with none of the benefits.
3:00 "bundle of sticks" is a way of saying the F slur, as that is one of the definitions of the word
Ah, thank you!
🚬 is another way
@@kaptainwoodchuck22 also fun fact, it's also etymologically related to fasces, the bundle of sticks symbol that represents fascism
Thx for the translation!
Wtf, I Didn't Know That💀
2:20 it's so funny to me that she goes "oh um" before dropping the slur because it's like she realized she has to be homophobic
The DM had them do a quick Charisma check and they rolled a Nat1 before continuing the interaction
I completely forgot that it was a slur I had to look it up
all she said was "bundle of sticks" I'm genuinely really confused
oh
@@kaeyoyoroll Its the f slur
The Bunnings music in the merch promo hit me right in the Australia. I nearly spat my drink
Good to see Jack getting in on the Emkay Merch spots! Hope we get to see Lexi and Damien get their merch ads as well! Maybe get some lore going for each person...
And then a MEGA-EMKAY-MERCH-AD-SKIT with ALL OF THEM and ALL THEIR LORE!!!
Didn't Damien get a couple merch ad segments?
@@snouwballproductions3232 Now that you mention it, I think he may have...🤔 Regardless, I'd love to see him do more!
21:00
"Ladies, am I missing anything else."
Yes
- Respect for men
- A basic idea of how much money most people make
She has respect for men, just the ones with money.
@@Milk-ck1wv not even that, she still treats them like an object
fr X_X like 100 bucks for shien is insane, along with everything else on that list. A full time job at my hourly rate would earn about as much money as she's asking for in a week not accounting for the price I pay for both of our foods, the gas money, and the cost of mental damages after enduring date with someone as stuck up as that.
Off topic but i love your pfp
I feel so awful about all of you men. You boys are not wallets, and don't ever think that you aren't enough. You guys matter so much and be thankful that your parents/family has comforted, teaching you the manners to have a healthy relationship. I know some girls have this problem too with nice guys, but that doesn't matter. A relationship (in my own opinion) is taking good care of each other, and that relationship is 50/50. It doesn't matter what race, height, weight, or mental illness. What matters in a relationship is that you both will take great care with each other until death. And if it doesn't work out, that's completely fine to me it's a learning experience, and if you break up, it's going to be ok. I promise that you all will be able to find that special someone one day that you will be with until death do you guys apart.
I understand if this doesn't make any sense but I tried to make everyone happier with this comment ^^""
Also this goes to women as well!
Been single my whole life and this is still the nicest thing I've read in a while. Thanks
cool
Thank you, you’re a sweetheart 😊
Thanks a lot, man
Thanks
So that's what Jack looks like... I wasn't disappointed.
Neither was I, bro looks good imo
That’s John EmKay, not Jack
30:02
WHAT MADE THEM SAY THAT?! FOR WHAT REASON EXACTLY DID THEY HAVE TI BRING UP THAT GUY'S LOOKS? THAT CAUGHT ME TOTALLY OFF GUARD, BRO WAS JUST EATING AND HE HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT BS FOR THE DAY, LIKE WHAT?
The sense of entitlement of these people is kind of hilarious sometimes
He'll never forget her? No, she's right, I still remember my ex and it's been quite a long time, I'll never forget... how she was my first practical attempt at talking down someone with a knife aimed at me.
More red flags than a F1 race in the rain
6:49 I died at the stalin giving a heart. This dude has a fine humour, he will live a good life
I mean, the leg girl could say "Oh, I could come to your place to hang out and help you with things," I'm pretty sure quite a few people would take her up on the offer.
Thank you for keeping me company Jack. My nights used to be quiet and I didnt feel watched over but since you started sitting at my bed side drinking gallons of blood its helped me sleep.
2:36 can confirm he absolutely will burn your house down, i tried this and he burned mine down so-
And once again we can observe that some people just lack the emotional maturity to be in a serious romantic relationship.
This is going to be a crazy but interesting subreddit, great job like always EmKay🫶
17:23
EMKAY, YOU ABSOLUTELY ROASTED THEM!
"When they have more Red Flags than the Beijing Olympics." Alex was not wrong!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 luv ya Jack~ 😊
1:00 Was that supposed to be a The Click impression? 🤣
Who the hell expects to get a boyfriend who knows quantum physics AND goes to the gym
I jokingly say I will abuse my girlfriend cause we have a dom/sub kind of relationship but she knows I'd never actually harm her or manipulate her. Girls who think its okay or normal to abuse your partner or potential partner, seek therapy.
you can *hurt* someone without *harm*ing them. so long as you're both into it and having fun.
@@TheChronovaso consensual
@@Milk-ck1wvIf both people consent, then yes, it is consensual.
@@TheChronova It's not really hurting someone if they desire it.
@@AIHumanEqualityI’m pretty sure it would hurt if someone asked someone else to shoot them in the chest with a gun, even though they wanted it.😆
Girl: asks for Princess treament.
Me: Oh, another one. *Sighs and goes to grab the guillotine"
Girl: No not like that
*The internationale starts in the background*
the correct answer
the Pfp fitz this even more
VIVA LE REVOLUCION!
2:06 The correct response to "I cant leave my house because my gd leg is broken" is to get their address and go to the store to get supplies to make them a goodie basket. Then go spend time with them at their place watching videos or something.
For whatever reason, in the one where the girlfriend sends a bunch of texts and the boyfriend isn’t responding, Jack did a voice that really sounded like Yzma to me. So I had the mental image of her ranting at Kronk for quitting his job as her evil minion, and I found that incredibly hilarious.
Nice guys and nice girls should just get together.
Need some rizz tho
They are Like Societal Parasites. @@DIDYOUDO5778
they shouldn't. they should get help
@@Milk-ck1wvboth those things.
I have seen niceguys and nicegirls together, its all psycho and police reports for domestic disputes.
The bunnings segment and censor jumpscared me!! Sudden Australian jokes are always a treat
Okay, that dude that offered alternatives to having sex with him is SUCH a sweetheart. Hope he ends up in a better relationship
I love how the "ofc I wanted to sleep with you but then I realized I might not have €20 for that" gets missed entirely-
An example of how some people don't grow up.
Okay, the twist on the Bunnings advert got me in stitches
I remember wen I broke up wit my gf, my gf called me to come over. The next day my ex was asking me to come stay the night...
Damn Jack got a good face! I am honored to share the name!
not jack telling us he's gonna beat us if we find a better deal LOL
the people who behave like the ones in the video (i.e the ones who treat their bf/gf like crap without even feeling slightly bad for doing so) should go and get professional help.
16:07
A friend told me if I say the word mozzarella, I can’t be all wimpy/boring/whatever; I have to “say it with [my] chest.”
In one of my most autistic* moments to date, I placed my hands on the sides of my boobs (like they were lips of a sideways mouth) and pushed them together and apart and said “MO! ZZAR! EL! LA!”
(I mean, I had no idea what “say it with your chest” meant for volume/articulation/etc, so I figured I might as well make my confusion funny! 😂)
* I’m autistic and find it amusing how many autistic traits flew under my radar 😂
16:32 my theory is that there's a lot of cishet people who never realized they are ace/aro.... like, "my sexual preference is no" is definitely something i would say lol🤣
They're just allergic to using the label i guess
The intro skit was funny because me and my girlfriend always say “I’m breaking up with you” and it’s usually followed with “you won’t survive without me” haha
This video is making me angry and reminding me of trauma but because I'm on my new adhd meds i have the presence of mind to stop watching and do something else. Have a like and a comment for the algorithm though even if i can't finish the video!
Nice girls and nice guys are the same subs in the way of no matter what gender you are you see the posts and either laugh or go "bro how the fuck, thats not a relationship thats slavery"
As a person that has had a shit girlfriend, yep, i relate to some of these.
"You were supposed to pay for me" You invited me.
"I need to be alone" *Leaves her alone* "Wait no!"
"Fuck you and your bloodline i hate you!" *5 minutes later* "love...."
As someone who was raised by an abusive mother, I am going to 100% bet that they had an abusive relationship growing up and they use that as a spring board to understand what is "normal."
I've spent a decade realizing my own certain behaviours (mild comparatively, yet no less problematic to a healthy relationship overtime) and instinctual responses to difficult/emotionally taxing situations are definitely a product of a very maladjusted individual who was my main source of understanding how to navigate the world. In particular, the "Go away!" but in actuality what you want is to just feel better and need a hug, but you're mad at the person or perhaps redirecting it to someone so you have something to blame, struck a chord with an old behaviour I know I've done an still sometimes get as an instinct when I'm stressed enough.
That said, it's not your job to realize that for them or fix them or anything, just offering some perspective and maybe some hope that some people do change. Because it does happen, but it requires realizing that people who were supposed to love you (friends, family, lovers) didn't and often couldn't and many things you learned were the wrong lessons.
I hope you're doing better now and have healed through dealing with someone like that. And I hope your ex has been able to become a better person so she's not out there hurting others the same way she hurt you.
I swear it's never failed that if she posts constantly about what a good person she is, she definitely isn't
Yep being single and isolated has its benefits.
'my sexual preference is *no*' saaaame (i am a sex-repulsed asexual) (on that note: happy ace awareness week!!!)
Same!!
Happy ace week :+)
2:02 bruh he *physically* cannot walk
I got outta a bad relationship recently lol
These funny as hell
good for u bro, glad to know ur doing ok :D
That's great! Best of luck in the future
This whole subreddit is that moment in Dragon Ball Abridged where Goku goes "Is that also a red flag?" and Piccolo responds " *Crimson.* "
10:40 I may or may not have shouted “BUNNING WEARHOUSES - we’re lowest prices are just the beginning” when I heard the music. 🤣🇦🇺
3:01 Not Jack forgetting that --ppl-- men are --gay-- bi, Harold. 😂
Emkay is so good i feel them inside me
"Guys, Gals, and Nonbinary Pals" Is what I'm going to say every time i say guys and gals now
12:45
I can't say that I've had that, but I once hit a girl with a retort so devastating that it altered her personality for the better.
Well? What was it?
I recognize that the following story is going to read like something from "that happened" or "everybody clapped"
It was the spring of 2005, and I was a college freshman. My dormitory was co-ed, and one of the residents who we'll call Mary was that oh-so-lovely combination of fat and bitchy. She had been instigating arguments lately over the pettiest things, and I was dumb enough to entertain them. About a dozen of us were sitting in the common area one evening, Mary included. Soon enough, we started arguing again.
Two important things to know about me:
1. I was quite socially awkward at the time, and I often flubbed my words. It made me seem rather inept.
2. I was taking astronomy as an elective.
Mary and I got into a back and forth with each other, and I stumbled a few times. She said to the others, "I swear he's like a black hole of stupid!" I angrily fired back, "Oh, please. _You're_ the closest thing in this room to being a black hole!" The whole room was stunned. She was confused, and so I explained that stars at least 20 times heavier than the sun become black holes.
She started stammering out "You just called me heavier than 20 suns!" while trying not to break down sobbing before failing and ran out of the room. It seems I had done what no one else was wiling to do, because the rest of the room looked at me with relief. I even heard howling laughter from the next room over.
I was sitting on the front stairs a few hours later when Mary approached me and sheepishly apologized to me for how she had been treating me lately. I in turn apologized for what I had said to her, and we then hugged it out. She was a genuinely pleasant person to be around from then on.
I hate that this behavior is actively being promoted on social media. Like, *no!* We should be calling that shit out, not praising this abuse.
what do you mean it's being prompted in social media but people are also openly shaming these women
@@Milk-ck1wv Like, I see too many people acting like it's trendy or "quirky" to abuse men or even each other.
@@heathenly_aesthetic7233 Oh you right
Great ad read Jack, Loved it!
Unless you are expressly looking for the thrill of the chase (with someone that also wants that), dont bother. If you dont play games, don't entertain being in a relationship with someone who does. It'll save you a lot of stress.
Been too long since i've watched uploads of nice girls. The crazy can be seen miles away 😂
Oh my god the censor sound for the "flashlight" is the Bunnings Warehouse theme.
Love the Bunnings reference in the merch plug! A little in joke for the Aussie viewers
Not going to lie, but I'd probably go for a profile like that at 11:19 as my humor guides my heart.
Okay, I think I'm going to be the one to say it. I like that we're getting these live-action ad reads from the narrators. Not only do we get a chance to see more of them as actual people and not just voices, but come on Jack and Robin are *HOT*
"My love language is abuse."
"Pffthahaha ehat the fvck is that hahaha oh my... oh my god what am reading?"
I liked this vid for the add read alone!
That shit was way too good!
28:23
STOP ITTTTTT!😂😂😂
13:35 yup a guy here. Womens bodies repulse me if it's in a sexual context, i value a good brain power bc that means that you actually do your work on the team presentation and don't just put your name on it without contributing to it!
I love Jacks advertisements for emkay x'D He's the goof we all need in our lives 😍
(john emkay) if you find a cheaper price on a stock item we will beat you by 10 percent
Jack looks traumatized every time he does the merch plug 😢
As a new zealander, I laughed so hard when he referenced the Noel leeming(?) ad
haha! this Lexi dude is great, she should make a group and make a TH-cam channel with them!
26:12 PREACH! So relatable. I feel that pain. I have had several bfs that I provided for and helped them improve their lives I slaved to take care of them. Altho they didnt dump me, I dumped them because they were leeches who didnt even have the common decency to 1)give me love on a (near) daily basis and 2) do bare minimum of help like put dishes away, take out trash and put away their toys when theyre done playing with them. and 3) not disrupting me constantly when I just want a few hours of uninterrupted video game. But they got to do whatever they want without me bothering them. Just be home by midnight so we can have cuddle time. I dont ask much
3:05 bi/pansexuals: ✌️*fades away*
I had something else to say, finally getting to this, but then you said "guys, gals and nonbinary pals", and may I say, and strongly, how much I ADORE learning that TH-camrs I watch are fans of other TH-camrs I watch. It makes me smile, so thank you.
Hard to tell, MANY people use that phrase. I first heard it from Plumbella.
The bunnings warehouse bit is the best bit this channel has done.
10:05 he sounds and looks like a toddler trying to convince you to buy him candy
And I am here for it
john emkay sounds like hes in pain at all times
The Bunnings song during the merch add was perfect 10:41