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  • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
    @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +740

    The second one is the most elaborate scam I've ever seen. All that effort on a scam. Just, damn.

    • @Asmodis4
      @Asmodis4 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      effort ? recycling the trash from foxconn.
      There are whole companies buying trash from foxconn to make this scams (and apple dont care, because if you are buying from wish, you DONT buy in apple stores). 2 hours work for maybe 15 $, 2 $ material, since the us gave china "free shipping" (look it up, NO chinese factory is paying for shipping international, thats ALL paied from the US) 370 $ profit.

    • @3_or_more_characters.
      @3_or_more_characters. 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      agreed

    • @Tman2bard
      @Tman2bard 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      some real Ed, Edd n Eddy shit

    • @alice_weirddom
      @alice_weirddom 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      :>

    • @Ash0512
      @Ash0512 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      Hey the scammer soldered on an LED and it does turn on! If it wasn't for the "low battery" I'd assume it was boot looping or something

  • @starlitsorrow
    @starlitsorrow 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +476

    0:12 I have tinnitus, it's a constant static ringing sound. I instantly thought "oh that's what my tinnitus is like" lmao. I can't imagine only finding out by posting that haha

    • @gwendyylion4874
      @gwendyylion4874 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      Bruh I found out I have tinnitus from that post, I was like wow what a relatable post!

    • @t.kersten7695
      @t.kersten7695 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      mine is sometimes like the sound of waves at the beach somehow. but sometimes - in quiet moments after waking up or going to bed - it gets so massive, that i almost become nauseatig! and when i learned about that you might cure it if you do it as early as possible, i already had them for many years without even knowing what it was.

    • @starlitsorrow
      @starlitsorrow 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@gwendyylion4874 LOL yeah, I'm actually surprised. Tbh I've always had ringing in my ears occasionally since I was a kid but in recent months it's now constant ringing and static and it even makes sleeping hard. Tinitis is awful

    • @starlitsorrow
      @starlitsorrow 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@t.kersten7695 For me right now its more like just tv static in the background of my hearing, but when sleeping it'll become worse sometimes and the ringing is so unbearable. It's a struggle lol

    • @gwendyylion4874
      @gwendyylion4874 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@starlitsorrow most of the time mine is pretty mild, but at night it’s like the aftermath of that flashbang sound

  • @richardgoddard37
    @richardgoddard37 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +442

    The woman in Hawaii won in court, they have to tear down the house, and pay her costs. Someone counted telephone poles instead of doing a proper survey, and miscalculated...

    • @elijah1494
      @elijah1494 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Thank you I was looking for an answer to that post.

    • @L83467
      @L83467 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      but i dont think the developer has to pay to restore the land back to how it was before which is a shame

    • @Ryanthusar
      @Ryanthusar 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

      @@L83467 - That is when you enact Tree Law on them because you can bet some of those trees they cut down arent the sort that grow quickly.
      TBH, she should have just charged them rentage for using her land lol

    • @ViirinSoftworks
      @ViirinSoftworks 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I don't think there have been telegraphs used for over a century. Do you mean telephone?

    • @ViirinSoftworks
      @ViirinSoftworks 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@Ryanthusar And some trees can't grow anymore because the atmospheric / soil composition has changed since that species of tree were seedlings.

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +209

    14:10 The best thing is they went to the lottery office together and thought it would be hilarious to do this picture and had to convince the office to print up the big check for Bob.

    • @haplessasshole9615
      @haplessasshole9615 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I gotta say, Bob's a good sport about his paltry return. Goodness knows, if I won umpty-'leven bucks, I'd share some with my sister and beloved 92-year-old Southern Daddy, so I hope Bob's brother will do the same.

  • @waidi3242
    @waidi3242 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +176

    17:12 this can kill you. Especially if it's 1-2 days old snow that is already melting and has all the tiny crystals in it, then it's many times heavier and if it falls from two story house, well it's extremely dangerous.

    • @OpposingFork
      @OpposingFork 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      no it would never nature loves us

    • @Cream_VanillaIce
      @Cream_VanillaIce 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Wait until bro finds out about the many predators, the many poisonous animals, the many venomous animals, the many poisonous plants, and natural disasters ​@@OpposingFork

    • @mrhalfsaid1389
      @mrhalfsaid1389 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Water is *scary* no matter the form

    • @maybecoolperson7466
      @maybecoolperson7466 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @Cream_VanillaIce I think it was a joke bluddy

    • @Cream_VanillaIce
      @Cream_VanillaIce 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@maybecoolperson7466 no, i know jokes

  • @atomicghost775
    @atomicghost775 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +104

    The dude with the broken hands theory: dudes an alternative version of Timmy Turner, and his casts are cosmo and wanda

  • @johnathonhughes83
    @johnathonhughes83 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +191

    7:12 Broken hands: He tried to play minecraft irl

    • @sharkbite24
      @sharkbite24 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      bro thought he was steve

    • @scbLMAO_main
      @scbLMAO_main 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@sharkbite24 "I am steve" -jackblack

    • @JaxxTC
      @JaxxTC 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      You've got Wet Hands, You've got Dry Hands, And now you've got Broken Hands

  • @copperlocke
    @copperlocke 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +120

    Worst way someone broke both hands? Tested their Cybertruck trunk hand sensor feature on one hand, it failed, but SURELY that was an error, better try the other hand too just to prove it really does work.

    • @genxrants
      @genxrants 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I always thought that was stupid. I have a working sensor on my hatch in my minivan that works so well it won't close because it thinks that there *might* be something there, and even I won't test fate by using my actual hand. Who would do that?
      (edit: skipped a letter)

    • @Shatterverse
      @Shatterverse 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Who would do that is somebody stupid enough to buy a cybertruck.

    • @elhazthorn918
      @elhazthorn918 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      That's not so much a 'That sucks' that's just karma for stupidity.

    • @roflBeck
      @roflBeck 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Today I learned Cybertrucks have hand sensors in the trunk. That's weird. Just don't put your hand in the trunk door?

  • @DavidRomigJr
    @DavidRomigJr 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

    The house in the wrong lot in Hawaii was accidental though gross negligence would be a better descriptor. It was supposed to built in the neighboring lot- it’s all empty and looks alike- but the developer decided to not survey the land to save money and determined it’s location by counting telephone poles and got it wrong. Plus the county when issuing the permits and during multiple inspections didn’t notice the error either- and that is part of their job.
    The poor woman bought the plot to one day build a women’s healing retreat someday and the state of the plot and the environment was very important to her. She found out about the house when she was notified after it was sold. More so, the new house became infested with squatters.
    She didn’t want to buy the house. She didn’t want to trade lots. She didn’t want any deals along those lines. She wanted her lot as it was. It was important and sentimental to her. Nobody wanted to take responsibility for the multiple failures that led to the screwup. So she sued several entities. The developer counter sued claiming the house unjustly enriched her saying she was taking advantage of them (she didn’t want the dang house).
    At this point, I heard a judge has ordered the house be removed and dismissed the counter claim. I don’t know more beyond that. I don’t know if they have to restore the land or if any other entity has to pay but I assume she received compensation. I heard about this house through the legal channel Steve Lehto who reads and discusses interesting legal cases in the news.
    So, in short, development company built a house on the wrong plot of land by cutting corners to save some money, and sued a random woman who was otherwise not involved to try to not loose money for their mistake.

    • @rockercaterrorencountered4924
      @rockercaterrorencountered4924 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      yeah the fact that she said she wanted the living things on the lot restored broke my heart. So much of Hawaiian land is exploited (alongside the Indigenous people) for financial gain without regard to the consequences. She actually appreciated and wanted to keep the nature and they destroyed it. Once you build a house somewhere it's developed land and takes a long time to return to nature.

    • @Shingo-ok1lz
      @Shingo-ok1lz 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I'm pretty sure they couldn't restore it because they fucked it up so bad if I seen things correctly. I'm pretty sure one of the things that they couldn't restore is the trees because the soil composition of the environment had changed from when the trees were saplings so it's basically not possible to regrow the same trees in the area because it just doesn't fit their needs anymore.

  • @qbertsandy1367
    @qbertsandy1367 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +66

    16:11
    How the heck does that cop have a license
    Also that cop isn’t chasing anyone (or if they are,the person they chasing is looooong gone)

    • @tallynnyntyg6008
      @tallynnyntyg6008 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      It looks like they turned on the lights to justify running into the car.

    • @Ben_B_Artist
      @Ben_B_Artist 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      they were chasing lunch lol

    • @isaacmerc
      @isaacmerc 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Agreed and quick reflexes to turn on their lights mid collision though. Lights were off till they crossed the asphalt line.

    • @Justin.P
      @Justin.P 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      They probably got away with it unfortunately.

  • @TetraSky
    @TetraSky 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +89

    The "friends" gifting wine to someone who doesn't drink... They are not true friends

    • @JonEvans-st9kt
      @JonEvans-st9kt 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Agreed. Same with Me my mom buys me a bottle of whiskey for my b day and Xmas every year I have not drank in like 10 years

    • @Himalayanking37
      @Himalayanking37 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Real friends would give you vodka instead 😂💀

  • @Jamafly
    @Jamafly 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    8:36 I remember when this was shared around for a bit and oml. The scream is so loud I honestly believe it spooked the other woman and kid more than the guy showing up. If I remember right he was just picking up his mail that ended up at their house.

    • @neliaferreira9983
      @neliaferreira9983 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The dude looks awful though. What a creepy style.

  •  25 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    19:48 On the plus side, now he has a stash of gifts to give to his friends on their birthdays.

  • @SailorYuki
    @SailorYuki 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +91

    That thumbnail is how I get my packaged quite often. Usually medicines. They can open the mailbox door so the package fits, but I have to get it through the smaller maildoor. No packaged can get through that door so I have to tear the box into pices and get my meds. This picture gives me PTSD.

    • @FictionalADDON
      @FictionalADDON 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Can you place instructions to the delivery to be placed at your front door?

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      An easy way to get a box like that out is to poke a hole through the cardboard, stick the short end of an allen key in the hole and hook it. Then pull. Use two if it's too heavy.

    • @DSoSJohnH
      @DSoSJohnH 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I had that happen once. Our mail box was old but custom built by my grandfather. It was 1/8 inch (~3mm) thick for the main body. The body was (HxWxD) 20x15x15 inches (~61x38x38cm) and shaped like the normal upside-down "U" It was welded onto a thick 4 inch steel pipe and sunk 8 feet into the ground with concrete. He built it back in the 1960s sometime. Anyway, jump forward to 2012 or 2014 and our USPS driver that day decided that instead of brining the box to the door, they would just jam it into this mailbox. That box was half-inch taller and wider than the box. This mofo had to have gotten out of the vehicle and pushed (ie: forced) this box into the mailbox, remember the box is rectangular while the mailbox is an upside-down U ... I couldn't get it out, so had to cut open this extra thick heavyduty cardboard box. I was not happy. Luckily nothing was broken inside, but man that was infuriating. It took ten minutes to get the box out, since the items inside was glassware and a few bottles of non-hazard/non-toxic chemicals (home hobbyist chemist/collector). The box on ALL SIDES said "GLASS FRAGILE" ... yeah, I took pictures, went to the post office, complained and showed them the pictures. Never saw that driver again, though I rarely saw him anyway. Sadly that mailbox was destroyed by some idiot driving a truck and running over mailboxes. I hope it destroyed his truck.

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

    16:14 In the US you're not allowed to leave the lot with a financed car without proving it's insured. So they may be lucky if banks are as strict in other countries.

    • @foogod4237
      @foogod4237 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      That police car was from the San Mateo County Sheriff's department (in California), so this was definitely in the US.

    • @ivibivivgig6425
      @ivibivivgig6425 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      I mean, either way, the cop is obviously at fault, so the cop insurance would end up paying anyways

    • @FerociousPancake888
      @FerociousPancake888 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      In NY you could buy a car straight in cash and they won’t let you leave the lot without insurance. If your insurance lapses for like one day the NY gov will pull your registration and shortly after will suspend your license. NY is crazy.

    • @MrManniG
      @MrManniG 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@FerociousPancake888nope, that's one of the very few things NY does right.

    • @CloudCuckooKing
      @CloudCuckooKing 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@MrManniG No, auto insurance is a criminal con, needs to be abolished, and the people involved in the passage of that law were purchased - for which abuse of power they need to rot in jail for the rest of their natural lives. This is true of all insurance, but auto insurance is the one that state governments have complied with openly.
      Inb4 oh you've never been hit - yes I have, they weren't insured, I am well aware of the problem insurance purports to solve. "Pay through the nose for not getting in an accident for well over a decade" isn't a solution to anything.

  • @ravenklinger7617
    @ravenklinger7617 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    12:40 Those are United States Postal service parcel boxes. They don't give a shit if you can get it out. Source - I have, more than a least a dozen times, had to wait at the box to catch the delivery person to retrieve my parcel and since the parcel carrier is not necessarily the mail carrier it can takes HOURS for them to show up. Using suction cups, tape or anything else, doesn't work on our boxes as there is a 1/4 inch lip on all 4 sides to keep the door from swinging inwards. Tearing the box up to get the contents doesn't always work either as many times the contents completely fills the carton with no packing materials/extra space.

  • @luthfihar3211
    @luthfihar3211 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +74

    10:18 wait... the woman that bought the lot is the one sued BY THE DEVELOPER

    • @extremearron
      @extremearron 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      It seems it's already resolved.
      Case against her was dropped She's being paid 34K and the property is being torn down,

    • @max_e_maxxy_
      @max_e_maxxy_ 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      ​@@extremearronI'd be like let's work this out in arbitration- you don't have to pay to tear the house down; I'll just go ahead and keep it I guess 🫤/😅

  • @acatnamedtaz2167
    @acatnamedtaz2167 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    Keep the card with each bottle of wine and regift it to that person on their birthday
    Petty maybe, fun yes

    • @feha92
      @feha92 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Not even petty. Just the reason wine is actually a solid gift: nearly anyone can appreciate it as a gift because it lasts and there is almost always someone they know who they can regift it to. Particularly if you got it from a person and not your company, since then they are most definitely such a person and it can be used as a free "get out of gifts"-card.
      Additionally, even if you got noone to gift it to, wine is a very easy thing to resell supposedly.

    • @acatnamedtaz2167
      @acatnamedtaz2167 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@feha92 it's more the point that you don't gift wine to someone who gave up the drink, that is quite rude and disrespectful
      So keep the card and regift that bottle back to that person

  • @eggnogalcoholic
    @eggnogalcoholic 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +73

    18:35 that kid did that on purpose, he didn’t try to pick it up and drop it by accident, he grabbed it and HURLED it to the ground. I would lose my absolute mind

    • @mrhalfsaid1389
      @mrhalfsaid1389 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      One of the reasons I don't want kids, I think I'd just actually unexist them

    • @kumoric
      @kumoric 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      but he doesn't understand what hurling it would do
      he's too young to have the experience to predict what will happen next
      i still understand your frustration tho

    • @maybecoolperson7466
      @maybecoolperson7466 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      He absolutely understands its human instincts @kumoric

    • @nyotamwuaji6484
      @nyotamwuaji6484 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      ​@@kumoriche absolutely understands as he did it immediately after she took the wine glass away. He was doing it in retaliation.

    • @anthonypower9121
      @anthonypower9121 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      ​@nyotamwuaji6484 100% agree, it was retaliation. That's why he got on the chair as defensive protection. He knew full well what he was doing. I know toddlers push so they know what the line is. He found it.

  • @bnashee
    @bnashee 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    As someone who is 28, the person who threw out their back like that genuinely convinced me to start stretching more every day

  • @GooberBugOFF
    @GooberBugOFF 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +67

    7:02 not a worst idea, just my immediate thought. Skateboard. Fell, tried catching himself. Please, never do this guys, just let yourself fall.

    • @FoxFireNaruto
      @FoxFireNaruto 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Or get wrist guards, they exist for a reason.

    • @transsnack
      @transsnack 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Yup, curl up around your head, don't extend your arms. Learning to properly fall would save a lot of people a lot of pain. It isn't about trying to keep yourself from guilt hitting the ground, that's gonna happen anyways, it's about minimizing long term damage.
      This is especially important for adults. Kids can bounce back from a lot of things, teens too. But once you hit about 20, your bones and joints become a LOT less forgiving.

    • @BreezyBee7
      @BreezyBee7 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Thing is, I'm not a skateboard expert, but pretty sure trying to catch yourself is like A HUMAN INSTINCT OR SOMETHING? It's similar with knives. Monke brain do accident, monke brain try to fix accident as soon as possible, monke brain make it even worse. It's just the instinctual reflex and you've gotta really teach yourself not to do it sometimes.

    • @the_Lime
      @the_Lime 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@BreezyBee7 this! I broke both my arms too and I'm pretty sure with the way I was falling that it saved my life. Let's just say you'd be better off breaking both hands instead of your neck. From what I remember from my accident it was a split second and it just happened because reflexes

    • @BreezyBee7
      @BreezyBee7 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@the_Lime I once broke my arm at my pre-k school because I tripped on a hump in a rug while running. Instead of my face crashing into the wall, I reached out my arm. Probably better than a nose injury.

  • @jamesfox4122
    @jamesfox4122 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    7:00 dude may have two broken hands, but at least he now has fairy odd parents

  • @thecraziestcrayon
    @thecraziestcrayon 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    that's literally how I found out I had tinnitus. I tried to tell my mom what silence sounded like, and she was like "sweetie, let's go see a doctor"

  • @Hopeuallgipson
    @Hopeuallgipson 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    At 4:05 laughter doesn't always mean happiness but can also mean an instinctual understanding. That's also why dark humor is a thing. It's not funny, but people laugh anyway cause they understand.

  • @climbinggiant4744
    @climbinggiant4744 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +93

    Guy broke both his hands to live the Reddit story of guy who broke both his arms. He did this by diving fist-first into an empty pool.

    • @darakke
      @darakke 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      …. Wtf.

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That's a special kind of stupid. No wonder he looks ashamed.

    • @tailpig6417
      @tailpig6417 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I sincerely hope most people here don't know the story, because I do.

  • @joeywomer
    @joeywomer 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +150

    Where did that guy get his $400 “iPad?”

    • @DCcopter
      @DCcopter 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Chinese scemer

    • @chelsss12112
      @chelsss12112 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Wish lol

    • @BENDYKILLER698
      @BENDYKILLER698 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@joeywomer wish

    • @mesothelimoa341
      @mesothelimoa341 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Temu?

    • @joeywomer
      @joeywomer 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mesothelimoa341 Makes sensr

  • @satinsangel1688
    @satinsangel1688 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    11:00 Gotta love the grown adult stealing from a kid … I hope he was called out for that at the game; and picked on for it the rest of his life by his friends, how low … 😑

  • @krisiskitsunegamer2967
    @krisiskitsunegamer2967 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    7:07 those broken hands are the work of FAIRY GOD PARENTS!!!

  • @tallynnyntyg6008
    @tallynnyntyg6008 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    1: He clapped, and like the guy who threw out their back sneezing, broke both hands.
    2: He angered Cosmo and Wanda.

  • @Cynos_3D
    @Cynos_3D 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    15:05 that looks like stretch ceiling, you can usually drain them from the edges using a pump and re-stretch them with a heater afterwards.

  • @Sam_on_YouTube
    @Sam_on_YouTube 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Almost every hotel will happily hold your luggage for you if you hae a large gap between your flight and check-in or check-out. I've done that plenty of times. I even did it recently when I wasn't staying at the hotel, but just going to a conference there. As long as you have some business with the hotel, they'll hold your stuff for many hours without any issue.

  • @tokyobateman6610
    @tokyobateman6610 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +48

    18:30
    Possible unpopular opinion, but I think this is a little bit on the mom.
    She left (presumably wine, a very staining liquid) in reach of a toddler, next to a white carpet and didn’t think that this would happen?
    Like, I don’t leave an open beverage near my dog because *he’s a dog*, I know he’ll knock it over!

  • @arandomsystemglitch2398
    @arandomsystemglitch2398 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    1:40 one where dude is right in the middle of a unsafe glass roof perfect example of when its okay to break a window clearly your on a very unstable platform that can fall at any moment without warning so fines and police be damned its much safe to get out quickly and go reinforce the stability before returning to work

  • @SuLokify
    @SuLokify 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Dude with the laser was lucky he poked a hole in his camera sensor rather than his eyeball sensor

    • @nico5108
      @nico5108 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yeah no eye protection... And if you are not careful of reflections it only takes passing the laser across one eye and now you have permanent pirate cosplay

  • @trishapellis
    @trishapellis 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    9:31 Now that this guy knows that this is a thing: Menstrual pads!
    18:51 I'm sorry, man, but... toddlers and carpet. They do not mesh. You can have carpet when the kids are over 10. Before that point, there is just no way that's ending well. Same thing with painted walls. Get yourself some wallpaper. It's just foresight.

    • @TheStitchpanda
      @TheStitchpanda 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I don't really think the solution is renovating a house, like that's just an everyday expense

    • @trishapellis
      @trishapellis 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@TheStitchpanda If the kid decides to draw on the walls, you're gonna have to be lucky that it's a type of marker you can get off without leaving a mark or you're repainting that wall anyway. If you put a toddler in a house with painted walls, you have to at least be aware you're rolling the dice on that.

    • @Athena6
      @Athena6 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@trishapellis or just buy markers that do wash off so you can clean the wall rather than redoing the whole house a precaution for a few years till your child learns to not draw on walls

  • @literallydresses
    @literallydresses 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    07:30 I've had a grill fly out of a pickup truck at 65 mph, luckily I was able to swerve out of the way, but this was also while I was driving through the mountains so needless to say TIE UP YOUR PROPERTY OF YOU'RE GOING ON THE HIGHWAY

  • @RaphaPortoRP
    @RaphaPortoRP 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    5:04 🎶 " Duuumb waaays to di-i-e!" 🎶

  • @skystoyhunts7225
    @skystoyhunts7225 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Always ALWAYS keep your small electronics away from places that animals can get to. Put them in a drawer or something so they can’t get to it and eat it

  • @jimwormmaster
    @jimwormmaster 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    6:40: They upgraded their system with a subwoofer.

  • @jessirose
    @jessirose 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    8:52 i love that video so much. one of my favorites. idk why.

  • @jkolbly1
    @jkolbly1 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    10:30 That case would be an easy win for her, unjust enrichment only works if the property owner knew about it and didn't stop it. And how could she be enriched if she doesn't want it, at that point it becomes property damage.
    15:35 I would try to find a tube slide and see if I could redirect most of the water to somewhere less damaging.
    16:05 It looked like they were straight up aiming for that parked car.
    16:30 I can't say for sure, but it looks like all the other screws are whole and in place. There doesn't seem to be an extra spot for the snapped screw, so either when they were installing the brace it snapped and they removed what they could and installed a new one or it snapped randomly and they already removed the other part and installed a new one. Either way, it looks like this is after they "fixed" the issue and they are planning to leave the rest of that screw there indefinitely.

  • @LizHardstead
    @LizHardstead 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    2:50 Bro I stretched this morning and ended up putting a vertebrae out of place. Once my dad got it back in it still hurts, AND I'M ONLY 22.

    • @Davenbusters.McQ09
      @Davenbusters.McQ09 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Your so old it's totally not like I'm 7 year away

    • @foreverpainful
      @foreverpainful 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      you did NOT pop a vertebra out of place, you would be screaming bloody murder and already in the hospital with an iv drip

  • @c-button9423
    @c-button9423 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    6:54 That guy didn't break his hands, those casts are obviously just his Fairy Godparents in disguise.

  • @Wuzzup129
    @Wuzzup129 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    19:44
    In this situation, I don't see alcohol... I see money. Time to sell!

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    WHO PUT A RAT IN MY CROISSANT

    • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
      @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      So *that's* where Remy went

    • @chelsss12112
      @chelsss12112 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Did you see how many croissants were in that bag?? Surely they can share one with the little fella

    • @maybecoolperson7466
      @maybecoolperson7466 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Wish Damien did this video

  • @fraggedlocust
    @fraggedlocust 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    16:10 Maybe it was just nerves but it looked like that cop was going to take off for a second until that door opened.

    • @moramorandobianchi7093
      @moramorandobianchi7093 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I thought it was a chase or something so I was surprised he didn’t take off.
      (Obviously then coming back later to fix it)

    • @books96book0
      @books96book0 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@moramorandobianchi7093 You really think the cop would come back later? I wish cops were as nice as you think they are.

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    For people who don't know the hotel will hold onto your luggage until your flight

  • @alexandrialarsen3101
    @alexandrialarsen3101 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    0:12
    Film makers actually do say silence has sound unique to the environment
    But that is often just breathing wind blowing waves crashing agentst the shore rivers flowing ac running
    Stuff like that
    Silence is not real there is always a noise
    We just tend to ignore it
    If the AC turns off then you hear your breathing then if you hold your breath then your heart
    Sound doesn't ever disappear
    It just gets smaller and smaller

  • @zetrif
    @zetrif 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    17:24 this happened to us, but with 3x the snow. Our car was INCHES away from being totaled!

  • @Boicapof_Chronicles.
    @Boicapof_Chronicles. 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Honestly, a great Jack video for me. He wasn't over the top but was still himself. Great team.

  • @kilo1460
    @kilo1460 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The guy who broke his hands is definitely one of Cosmo and Wanda's godkids

  • @MSRTA_Productions
    @MSRTA_Productions 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    5:05 sucking the life out of him 💀

    • @maybecoolperson7466
      @maybecoolperson7466 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Ive been waiting a while to say this, but I see you and pigeon on EVERY video

  • @raarasunai4896
    @raarasunai4896 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Airplane seats one. Sadly airlines do this all the time. They bank on people missing flights so they can double book seats to make more money. Then they bank on people not redeeming the vouchers they give as compensation for denied boarding in these situations. It’s scummy and greedy AF. “Loved” being the gate agent who had to endure hearing “I paid for a seat!” And having to explain why it’s my fault I can’t give it to them, even though it’s the higher ups.

  • @t.kersten7695
    @t.kersten7695 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    how to break both of your hands at the same time? falling down stairs while master-baiting - probably?!

    • @MegCazalet
      @MegCazalet 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      My aunt broke both her wrists by trying to brace herself when she fell down backwards. Somewhat humorously, she was in the middle of performing a flappy birds skit for children in the hospital. She’s very clumsy. She broke her collarbone at my wedding and twisted her ankle at my cousins wedding.
      When she broke both wrists and had casts down to her fingers she was obviously incapable of doing *anything*. It was determined that as her niece I would be the least embarrassing of the available options for the time being, so I was her nurse until my late grandmother’s former home healthcare worker could come take over. (And thank goodness for her. She is great.)
      Note, I am not close with this aunt. I did everything for her. I bathed her, I even wiped her butt. I just buckled down and buried how awkward I felt, empathized with how awkward she must’ve felt, and we got through it.
      Now she’s taking care of her wheelchair-bound husband in Florida by herself. I worry for both of them. (BTW at the time of the broken wrists, he was living in New York and chose NOT to come help her. We were extremely confused about their relationship. Still are.)

    • @MegCazalet
      @MegCazalet 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      My cousin on the other side of my family broke both arms, wrists, hands, and some fingers in a horrific gymnastic accident during her lessons when she was about 12. My uncle saw the whole thing happen from the sidelines. It was gruesome. She had to have surgery to have pins put in multiple places to put her back together. She spent the entire summer in full arm casts and then do physical therapy, and she was so brave.

  • @foogod4237
    @foogod4237 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    7:46 You know, pretty much every hotel I've ever stayed at would let you just store your bags at the front desk after checkout and come back and pick them up later, if necessary. (though I suppose if you're doing some AirBnB thing you're probably screwed...)

  • @mystictulip5304
    @mystictulip5304 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    3:30 This hurts me as well, since I turned 30 this year, my mom told me she was planning a big celebration for me as soon as I got off work... Instead, the house was empty. No one sent me a Happy Birthday text, or card or anything. Instead they texted my mom to wish me a happy birthday even though they have my phone number. As my mom told me, her reason for not inviting anyone was that she didn't think I would enjoy being celebrated in a crowd. While one side of me does respect her since she knows I'm a shy and slightly antisocial person who doesn't feel comfortable in crowded places, the other side feels that it still feel like this once a lifetime thing should've been something to celebrate on, if not that then just a family gathering for everyone to visit.. When I seen my favorite aunt she told me she 'Forgot' I turned 30 this year... at least the ice cream cake was good.

    • @GuyThatLikesFrogs
      @GuyThatLikesFrogs 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I'm so sorry to hear that if it comforts you in any way I turned 18 this year and also spend it all alone it was literally just like any other day work till 4pm and than just existing

    • @JonEvans-st9kt
      @JonEvans-st9kt 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      My last birthday I was between night shifts finished the morning day of slept all day then got up and went back to work

  • @delia.artemis
    @delia.artemis 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    6:40 can’t be true, that dog would not be healthy after a week with an Airpod in its intestines

  • @rat4441
    @rat4441 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    A free rat? How does that suck?

    • @okamisutori9465
      @okamisutori9465 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Maybe the rat worked hard to afford that food and it wasn't as good tasting. Poor rat.

    • @HoneyBHiveArt
      @HoneyBHiveArt 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@okamisutori9465poor rat ☹️

    • @Cuddly-Cactus
      @Cuddly-Cactus 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Looks like someone just got a free cat toy! 😆

  • @damiesidian
    @damiesidian 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    7:12 Cosmo and Wanda granting a wish to have more time to study for the finals.

  • @ImmortalAbsol
    @ImmortalAbsol 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    5:39 I thought he couldn't breathe because he was being crushed at 1 atmosphere because of the vacuum being pulled around him.

  • @joemck85
    @joemck85 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Roof snow can be deadly. We used to have a little metal shed next to the house. About a foot worth of snow slid off the roof and right onto the shed. It wasn't entirely flat like a stomped soda can, but it was thoroughly wrecked.

  • @TheBexi
    @TheBexi 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The check out one, y'all know most hotels will let you store your luggage with them until you need to actually take it with you, right?

  • @Therealcooliuscaesar
    @Therealcooliuscaesar 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    18:25 I absolutely hate when kids just break things for no obvious reason. That clip alone makes me not want to have kids EVER.

  • @hundvd_7
    @hundvd_7 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    7:05 He obviously didn't actually break it! That's just Cosmo and Wanda pretending

  • @ceu160193
    @ceu160193 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    2:26 How did you manage that? I were sneezing so hard that rest of my body was literally flying off the bed, but that's entirely new level.
    3:31 That's why I just don't celebrate my birthdays.

  • @JanusHoW
    @JanusHoW 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The people with luggage on the beach probably didnt know that many hotels will let you have a "day room" for such an occasion, assuming you can shell out for it.

  • @fletcherhww
    @fletcherhww 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    0:12 Wait, so THAT's what it is? That's what makes me hear humming/buzzing when I'm alone or when it's just quiet? Wow. Interesting.

  • @caitlinabbott7895
    @caitlinabbott7895 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Jack Singing Bits
    0:04 Shower Thoughts
    7:34 On The Bright Side

  • @nataliegray8019
    @nataliegray8019 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    My heart goes out to the poor woman whose toddler ruined her rug. She clearly has the patience of Job, because my mother would've beaten me black and blue without hesitation if I did anything like that.

    • @JonEvans-st9kt
      @JonEvans-st9kt 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Same here I don't think I would be alive if I did that

  • @nobodyepicz7538
    @nobodyepicz7538 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    2:52 the way dood spelled ''bald'' like ''balled''.. how you even mess that up so bad. is it the ''balled'' spot mayhaps? xD

  • @GrowlyBear917
    @GrowlyBear917 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    16:32 How much of a "screw-up" to a person's life is this? Great pun!

  • @airam1721
    @airam1721 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    19:55 old school kind of houses would love the beer containers. At least where I live, those are very flashy

  • @linkster5564
    @linkster5564 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I used to be a mail man and have done that. That probably means your mail man was annoyed at you. Ive done similar things when people order weights for their home gym. I put them in the locker so they have to carry it back home. Or if they come in a board game style box, i lay it down flat on your porch, just to make it harder for you to pick up the weights you ordered.

  • @aidenosewart721
    @aidenosewart721 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    7:00 juggling dumbells

  • @TheLycanthrope09
    @TheLycanthrope09 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    He has Cosmo and Wanda on his hands.

  • @finkelmana
    @finkelmana 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Ya know, most hotels will hold your luggage for you, if you ask,

  • @yourlocalfusionwolf
    @yourlocalfusionwolf 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I'm 15 and I have to have regular appointments to the chiropractor.

    • @MrDrakkus
      @MrDrakkus 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That must be awful. I would recommend seeing a real doctor or a physical therapist though. Actually fix the problem instead of just getting someone to pop/crack your joints occasionally.

  • @ryansmith2421
    @ryansmith2421 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I am not a medical expert, however I am someone who has also had a screw that was holding metal rods in my back snap. So I am decently able to say that there is a chance it was incredible minimal. My screw snapped and I didn't know until I had gotten xray of the area at a check up.

  • @sylverscale
    @sylverscale 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    19:31 love how this says "shock resist"

  • @Flaming_Pulsar
    @Flaming_Pulsar 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The snow falling on the guy actually happened to my grandma several years ago. She ended up with a broken arm and a lot of blunt trauma. So, yeah, that really sticks

  • @ThePurpleOwlGod
    @ThePurpleOwlGod 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    6:58, Hey! It's Cosmo and Wanda!

  • @Salicat99
    @Salicat99 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Broken hands ... he is trying to become the sorcerer supreme.

  • @Fixator10
    @Fixator10 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    11:26 this looks blindingly dangerous
    I mean. if its damaged camera sensor, im terrified to imagine what direct eye contact with this laser can do to your retina

  • @the_Lime
    @the_Lime 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The 28 y/o dude who messed up his back is too relatable. I had a severe trombosis at 15 and again at 16 and went through a lot of treatments, I was dangerously close to clots going into my heart and the fact I'm now 26 AND still have my left leg in a usable state after all that is honestly a miracle.
    Also broke both of my hands at one point, where one needed surgery, and have gotten at least 3 ankle x-rays to hear "it's not broken but broken could've been less painful and easier to heal"
    Thank God I don't live in the US at least I have that going for me

  • @Raenafyn
    @Raenafyn 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    19:46 BRO this man had quit alcohol for nearly half his life and his friends just... didn't know???

    • @undeadreborn4867
      @undeadreborn4867 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The only justification is if they didn't know he had suffered alcoholism, some people tend to keep this sort of thing secret. that said it's still a pretty messed up thing to do.

    • @JonEvans-st9kt
      @JonEvans-st9kt 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      My family still don't no I have not drank in years and still get me booze for Xmas and birthdays. Was not cause of a drinking problem just stopped

  • @purporium6902
    @purporium6902 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    7:00 Cozmo and wanda lmao

  • @NbSkaz
    @NbSkaz 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    15:04 what a kind neighbour to assist in cleaning your kitchen floor! Nice.

  • @VeniCinnamelon
    @VeniCinnamelon 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    15:34 they gotta turn all the power off, they still have the lights on despite the water in that. It is gonna KILL them via electric shock if they dont shut stuff off soon.

  • @TheKampfschaf
    @TheKampfschaf 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Lol that's why you don't put the wine on the toddler sized table 😂

  • @ZacharyJamesLing
    @ZacharyJamesLing 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Well, I'm supposed to be at work, but Emkay posted another video. 😌

  • @DragoSonicMile
    @DragoSonicMile 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    7:06
    The mafia never dies. The mafia never forgets. They take away the victim's thumbs, or else they break their wrists again.

  • @20piperr
    @20piperr 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    3:35 That has happened to me it was like 8 years ago I still can't get over it

  • @lisuru5302
    @lisuru5302 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    0:17 i choked, just how jack said it just i cant 😂😂

  • @maxameleon
    @maxameleon 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    7:08 my family friend actually broke both his wrists at like 11 yrs old falling off the play structure💀

  • @wohdude1
    @wohdude1 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    1:18 BRO IS DOING THE REAL LIFE SQUID GAME GLASS BRIDGE

  • @VernaMegan
    @VernaMegan 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    You're a creative genius, no joke!

  • @Catsgirl32
    @Catsgirl32 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Glad I'm not the only one thinking of a way different place I've seen the vacuum stuff before 💀

  • @featherbloom
    @featherbloom 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Imagine taking that "Ipad" into a ship to get checked out and they tell you you got scammed 😭😭😭

  • @ninatiels
    @ninatiels 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My cousin broke both of his arms. He fell headfirst out a window. He had to ask his sister to help him use the bathroom. You can bet he was very careful not to piss her off in the slightest.

  • @cuffed2479
    @cuffed2479 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Subscribed not even halfway through. Great video, and I love your narration style, it's so friendly and relaxed.