No, no, you don't get it, Dagoth Ur is actually just being cheeky. He put Nerevar in D tier because D stands for Dagoth and that's exactly where Nerevar belongs.
Well you see my little N’Wah he’s actually *building* his Gundam from scratch. The only reason Whitestreak-on-the-toilet-seat is the “best” warrior in Tamriel is because of his cyborg nature, he’s the equivalent of a level 100 seasoned player of an MMO going back to the low tiers to bully the lowly level 10s to 25s because it’s fun. At least Dagoth Ur is using technology from his godamn era and not doing some timey-wimey bullshit to proclaim superiority of which you have none.
It feels just a little long to be a replacement for “shit”. But if he just said “cath” or something, it would be PERFECT, would even sharpen the sound a bit imo
"Cath" may be shorter, but it can easily be confused for other names, while Malacath is much more specific and as such deserves to be Malacathed upon in the metaphorical sense.
“F tier for being a fanatical racist but also slight e tier because one time he accidentally massacred a bunch of khajjit and it made me giggle.” I love this guy.
Lord Dagoth went absolutely fucking ballistic on this tier list. This sermon honors the sixth house and puts those historical figures of N'wah and farm tool decent in their place. Under the heel of the Dunmer.
@@secondarytrollaccount666 Remember, in Oblivion, you can't wear the crusader's armor if you have any infamy. This means Pelinal objectively, provably, did nothing wrong.
"Who gives a Malacath." Is by far the greatest way to say "Who gives a shit." I've ever heard in my entire life. And I'm going to use it every time I talk to anybody who knows Elder Scrolls from now on.
Well yea in his mind only elves are ppl so anything against them is valid and anything against anyone else is just the natural state of things This is actually a thing many irl racists do as well mind you
The probability of Voryn putting me in F tier is just as high as the likelihood of Indoril Nerevar deciding to reincarnate as any other race except a Dunmer just so that he can mess with the Sharmat.
Tbh this is one of the few Dagoth Ur videos that have actually honored the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned. Diction & Morrowind references were on point, as was the modern lingo/relatability. Well written shitpost my guy. Very well crafted 👍
keep 'em coming, Daddy D! I finished watching the rest of the channel yesterday, love this stuff! as someone who started with Morrowind when it came out (was in high school then), and currently playing the game again for the first time in 5-6 years, I LOVE it
Eh, homie, I am good with Daddy Dagoth doing whatever. I loved Morrowind, looking forward to some more mods, and besides. Who's gonna effing stop the Sixth House, the tribe unmourned?
My headcanon for this is that all the day golfers wear split whenever throughout the dream because he's a green God and he lives in dream so he just kind of multiplied they're all technically the real dagger
I swear this man has an ego as big as all of Daggerfall, and I'm here for it xD Rock on Dagoth Ur ~ This honours the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned
If youre not prepared for it or you dont like to read its a big change. But absolutely fun, and the amount of lore world building available are top tier
But was the neravarine canonically a outlander? I know everyone calls you outlander, but if you are an dark elf which was cannon, where you born outside of morrowind? or just vardynfell?
Dagoth i got an idea for a tier list idea and i decided to give it to you because you know. Do a tier list of “occupations in morrowind” based on something like overall great jobs. Idk thought it would be funny to see farm tools, miners, guards, scribes etc
3:47 you do realize the only reason he did that is because he confused the Khajit for being related to elves, right? And I’m pretty sure he knew the difference, he just pretended to be dumb and made the mistake on purpose as an insult. Have fun sleeping at night with that knowledge Dagoth Ur XD
Lord Dagoth knew that, it’s like an N’Wah Human being related to chimpanzees. Yes they might be related but to consider Chimps more than animals and on par with humans is a disservice to humans, even if they aren’t much better. Please check your N’wahism before you speak please.
Revered DaGod Ur. While i understand not wanting to sully oneself with the politics outside of Morrwind i think not paying attention is a mistake. Where will we get our sla- i mean farming tools without black marsh and elsweyr ? Also the Altmer are stirring some shit with the Nirn Tower and have to be stopp. If we, the dunmer, the greatest race in the universe don't step up who will ? The races of men ? The oblivion crisis clearly demonstrated how competent those monkeys are, we can't rely on them, least of all the imperial dogs.
Dagoth fawning all over Nerevar only to push him all the way to D-tier just because of the whole outlander thing is great.
I was expecting Nerevar to land in S tier
Same. But then "reincarnated as an outlander - D tier" 😅
No, no, you don't get it, Dagoth Ur is actually just being cheeky. He put Nerevar in D tier because D stands for Dagoth and that's exactly where Nerevar belongs.
@@YTDariuS-my6dg Right under Ur's Mighty Dagoth...Yeap :p
I love how Dagoth complans about a cyborg being unfair while he's currently building a giant mech.
"He's a Terminator, it isn't fair!"
My N'wah, you are *literally* building a gundam.
Dagoth has to be oblivious to his own racism, hypocricy, and double standards for the videos to work.
Not only that, but it's a blatant rip-off of Numidium, which is connected to humans and dwarves.
Dagoth Ur feels that having a giant mech is fair.
Well you see my little N’Wah he’s actually *building* his Gundam from scratch. The only reason Whitestreak-on-the-toilet-seat is the “best” warrior in Tamriel is because of his cyborg nature, he’s the equivalent of a level 100 seasoned player of an MMO going back to the low tiers to bully the lowly level 10s to 25s because it’s fun. At least Dagoth Ur is using technology from his godamn era and not doing some timey-wimey bullshit to proclaim superiority of which you have none.
The way he just plugs ''Malacath'' in as a substitute for ''shit'' so seemlessly just makes me laugh every time.
It feels just a little long to be a replacement for “shit”.
But if he just said “cath” or something, it would be PERFECT, would even sharpen the sound a bit imo
"Cath" may be shorter, but it can easily be confused for other names, while Malacath is much more specific and as such deserves to be Malacathed upon in the metaphorical sense.
I'm glad we have a couple Dagoth Ur channels that arent afraid to get a bit brash.
Honestly the best version of him😂
Yeah the woke ones really lame
@@AustinAOkay They have no dagoths
@@AustinAOkay >woke dagoth
I'm sorry what? That doesn't sound like it honors the sixth house and the tribe unmourned
I died with the Nerevar being reincarnated as an outlander lmao
This is my favorite source of Dagoth Ur content.
..on the Citadel
The only true representation. The false Gods are Pretenders to the throne.
Absolutely!
@@brokentoolwe’ll bang ok
“F tier for being a fanatical racist but also slight e tier because one time he accidentally massacred a bunch of khajjit and it made me giggle.”
I love this guy.
5:42 "And the unofficial J. Robert Oppenheimer of Tamriel..." I lost it there 😂😂😂
"who gives a Malacath"
This is a top tier blink-and-you'll-miss-it joke.
Died at the Nerevar bit lmao
Dagoth fauning over Neravar like that then putting his ass in D-Tier is some serious Helga from “Hey Arnold!” behavior.
Lord Dagoth went absolutely fucking ballistic on this tier list.
This sermon honors the sixth house and puts those historical figures of N'wah and farm tool decent in their place.
Under the heel of the Dunmer.
dang that Nerevar placement was a plot twist
“Here’s a Dagoth worth his weight in Dagoths” fucking broke me, and I have no idea why
"At least it was a cow and not an argonian."
The raw racism In this dry tone is too damn funny lol
Another video that honors the sixth house and the tribe unmourned. Thanks Papa D. Glad to see another upload.
"Not sure if it's fair to compare other mortal warriors to a fucking Terminator" has me hollering
Tiber septim has entered the chat
of course a Knife Ear God would put Penlinal so low.
This comment does not honor the 6th house and the tribe unmourned
Dagoth ur did nothing wrong
Almost a year late, but this comment is a welcome sight.
@@secondarytrollaccount666
Remember, in Oblivion, you can't wear the crusader's armor if you have any infamy. This means Pelinal objectively, provably, did nothing wrong.
"Who gives a Malacath." Is by far the greatest way to say "Who gives a shit." I've ever heard in my entire life. And I'm going to use it every time I talk to anybody who knows Elder Scrolls from now on.
Holy moly! It's been a good solid 10 years since I last heard a *NAMEEEEEN.*
"At least it was only a cow and not an Argonian" how are these videos always so consistently hilarious lmao
"Umaril the Unfuckable" - literally spat my drink out
If you read The Songs Of Pelinal and those other books that come with Knights of the Nine it’s actually pretty disturbing.
Will never not laugh at the fact he'll get mad at other people for being racist, right before saying the most racist shit alive.
Its not racism, its racial supremacy. Its not racist to note that the clouds are higher than the trees
Ikr 😂😂😂😂
Well yea in his mind only elves are ppl so anything against them is valid and anything against anyone else is just the natural state of things
This is actually a thing many irl racists do as well mind you
just for the record, this is the best Dagoth Ur channel...
This guy and Dagoth Slur are the best imo
“Dunmer matter more…”
-Dagoth Ur
I like to think Dagoth makes these videos while he sits around bored in his mountain all day, just as a means to kill time
Perfect. Certainly my favorite Dagoth Ur channel. Always makes me giggle out loud.
Nerevar getting D-tier for being an outlander just fking killed me
The Zach and Cody Dagoth tier list channel is to humorous original content as Reachmen are to Hygiene.
The probability of Voryn putting me in F tier is just as high as the likelihood of Indoril Nerevar deciding to reincarnate as any other race except a Dunmer just so that he can mess with the Sharmat.
I love that he uses Malacath in place of shit.
Talking shit about Whitestrake is a surefire way to get turned into a merethic mist, Voryn
Finally a completely unbiased list of of the who is who from Tamriel. I approve.
I just love how Dagoth Ur complains about racism when it comes from anyone but him, lmao
Tbh this is one of the few Dagoth Ur videos that have actually honored the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned. Diction & Morrowind references were on point, as was the modern lingo/relatability. Well written shitpost my guy. Very well crafted 👍
Dagoth Ur uttering " 'Nah mean? " is simply unheard of.
keep 'em coming, Daddy D! I finished watching the rest of the channel yesterday, love this stuff! as someone who started with Morrowind when it came out (was in high school then), and currently playing the game again for the first time in 5-6 years, I LOVE it
I have been playing TES shit for years and I have learned SO MUCH LORE from these great shitpost videos. Keep up the grand and intoxicating work.
based and dagoth-pilled
My brothers in Dagoth this slang is transcending
Man daddy D has huuuge dagoths and can back it up!
I'm glad ya'll chose to keep making videos. I hope this stuff keeps going for a good while :)
A very intuitive and unbiased list, thank you Dagoth.
As a dunmer player, I highly appreciate all the dagoth ur content. Time to start a new save I guess.
“Umaril the unfuckable”? 🤣🤣
You do good work. Never stop.
Praise thee glory eternally for bestowing upon us thy list of tiers.
This Dagoth is moon and stars above the imposter false Gods stuck on Mundus who try and fail to represent the 6th house and the tribe unmourned.
“there was malacath everywhere” omfg 😂😂😂
Pelinal is a chad
i fucking choked on my own spit when you said "a khajiit pretending to be capable of thinking" pfffff 😂
Wow you’ve really outdone even yourself with this channel here. I even think it’s better canon than your work in tes III.
I have never played Morrowind but this channel is awesome
I feel like you really capture Daddy Dagoth's essence
Eh, homie, I am good with Daddy Dagoth doing whatever. I loved Morrowind, looking forward to some more mods, and besides. Who's gonna effing stop the Sixth House, the tribe unmourned?
I really like your rendition of Dagoth Ur, it feels a lot more comfortable, if that makes any sense.
Imagine if Dagoth is aware of other universe like the fallout universe or cod
My headcanon for this is that all the day golfers wear split whenever throughout the dream because he's a green God and he lives in dream so he just kind of multiplied they're all technically the real dagger
Voryn Dagoth is a supermodel, confirmed.
I swear this man has an ego as big as all of Daggerfall, and I'm here for it xD
Rock on Dagoth Ur ~
This honours the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned
Holy shit that breaking red mountain series sounds really good
This is straight gold man
The gold man didn't seem THAT straight when he talked about neravar😂
Dagoth Mum.. Hm. Is there by any means a...portrait of her? So I can admire her divine elegance?..
I have no problem with tier lists, I just think most of the channels use them to crank out lots of videos without actually making them funny.
6:08 I think I see where this is going.
Fantastic content as always
Haven't even played Morrowind but i fucking love this shit
If youre not prepared for it or you dont like to read its a big change. But absolutely fun, and the amount of lore world building available are top tier
n’wah
@@GaMeRfReAkLIVE damn i am immediately pirating it now
Hey, DAGOTH! I love Khajiit and Argonian, and Dunmer. Basically all the races.
What about Red bramman, the argonian pirate with majestic red hair
Lord Dagoth would just call that a farm tool
Dagoth is risking a lot to insult Whitestrake.
He's about to come back and raise his kill count to 8,000,611.
“Who gives a Malacath” how clever!
Dwemer probably didn't zero-sum but other than that fair.
I just beat Morrowind for the first time
good on you!
Now I gotta try my hand at Daggerfall
Dude a new series! Thx daddy D
Breaking Bad and Dagoth Ur in the same video? Count me in.
Historical tier list of n'wahs. Nicee
But was the neravarine canonically a outlander? I know everyone calls you outlander, but if you are an dark elf which was cannon, where you born outside of morrowind? or just vardynfell?
I've always assumed so
It's been too long but it was worth the wait.
WHOOOO OUR LORD GOD DAGOTH MADE A NEW VIDEO!! Hail the one true god ✊🏻🥹
Nerevar has that Goldskin Stare
I'm gonna need Dagoth to recommend me the best homes to live in Tamriel.
Dagoth i got an idea for a tier list idea and i decided to give it to you because you know. Do a tier list of “occupations in morrowind” based on something like overall great jobs. Idk thought it would be funny to see farm tools, miners, guards, scribes etc
Dagoth Ur: "Also his name kind of sounds like 'anus', and I like it."
Nerevar: "Me too
Dagoth jour studios finally caving
Favorite scrib from who gives a malacath---95% of all figures from prehistory fantasy universes.
Big 'D' Daddy Dagoth Ur
3:47 you do realize the only reason he did that is because he confused the Khajit for being related to elves, right? And I’m pretty sure he knew the difference, he just pretended to be dumb and made the mistake on purpose as an insult. Have fun sleeping at night with that knowledge Dagoth Ur XD
Lord Dagoth knew that, it’s like an N’Wah Human being related to chimpanzees. Yes they might be related but to consider Chimps more than animals and on par with humans is a disservice to humans, even if they aren’t much better. Please check your N’wahism before you speak please.
Ah, Blue Skooma Arc.
Time to make some Azure Moon Sugar~
This guy just gets me.
This is the only funny Dagoth channel
This is truly dagoth ur not objective but definitely his perception of it
I still think that f tier should be name N'wah tier
Lord dagoth, I would like to say that not all mer are equal, the dunmer are clearly the only ones that arent N'wahs.
Revered DaGod Ur. While i understand not wanting to sully oneself with the politics outside of Morrwind i think not paying attention is a mistake. Where will we get our sla- i mean farming tools without black marsh and elsweyr ? Also the Altmer are stirring some shit with the Nirn Tower and have to be stopp. If we, the dunmer, the greatest race in the universe don't step up who will ? The races of men ? The oblivion crisis clearly demonstrated how competent those monkeys are, we can't rely on them, least of all the imperial dogs.
Why did the AI sound so genuinely- emotional?????
Lord Dagoth, pardon my brash statement, but Dagoth Endus, ie, the playful one, is the equivalent of Sanguine, or am I just an plain idiot?
My sweet Nerever.. D-tier because he reincarnated as an n'wah
Considering Dagoth's birth of triplefold racial superiority, there's no wonder he was destined for greatness and godliness
Dagoth Ur, which reincarnation of your honey-daddy, Neravar, is your favorite?