The ADL has been alerted to your support for outdated baseless slander coming out of a washed up ex-Tribunal hermit that hangs out in his masturbation volcano all century
Come Nerevar, isn’t it baffling that Nords and imperials continue to flee cities overrun by Redguards, yet still elect Kings that support policies favoring Redguards?
Dude, it's crazy you were able to get it to the 3 hour episode. I've been commenting about the potential for this video for a while now and it's awesome to finally see it. I've said it many times but yours are the only AI videos that aren't completely cringe and embarrassing.
"Despite only making up 13% of the imperial population, redguards have committed 51.2% of all murder and non-negligent homicide within the empire four years ago" - his majesty the awakened lord of the sixth house Dagoth Ur, unified imperial calendar 69,420
All known magic skipped a beat that day. That piece of numidium that broke off and leveled that building down the street where possibly crucial evidence against the aldmeri elders of you-know-where was being held… cmon man
Biggest revelation from this interview; Dagoth Ur would've become a sweet roll if he had two lives 😮😮😮 my mind is absolutely blown!! This is why we love Dagoth, he's so real
This long form podcast or short film format is so OP. This video and Dr Phoxotic's "Patrick Bateman in 2024" are some of the coolest and funniest videos I've ever seen.
This is genuinely amazing, was expecting the usual AI slop but got complete comedy gold, made me laugh like a madman at work, to the confusion of the health and safety officer nearby. Best parts to me outside of the thinly veiled parodies of definitely not conspiracy theories, were the parts when Joe would just derail the conversation to talk about the fucking doors in minecraft or the god damn trains and the exasperated tone of ya boi Dagoth. Good shitt, great shit even, a beautiful gold plated diarrhea of content. You honor the Sixth House and the tribe unmorned, and I would love if you would make more episodes of this that i can fill my monotonous workday with.
Omg I cannot imagine how long it must've taken to make this lmao, well done! I guess the only critique I could possibly give is that the voices are a bit stiff/robotic compared to some other AI voice recreations ive heard, but its hardly a dealbreaker. I hope we get an episode 2 at some point :)
I know nothing about Elder scrolls lore but I just ate an edible and I can confirm that this is incredibly true to the elder scrolls lore and also completely canon.
Back in 3E 427-433, in the last few years that the Arcane University still kept track of the average attribute scores for all the races that inhabit Tamriel, even fully Imperialized Redguards had an average baseline intelligence score of 30 points. This is on par with the unwashed Nord barbarians of Northern Solstheim or the stronghold-dwelling Orcs of the Wrothgarian Mountains. Bretons and Altmer, on the other hand, had a base intelligence of 50 points. Is it really surprising that they are so much more successful in crafting civilizations and mastering the manipulation of magicka?
Ofcourse you believe that altmer propaganda the Nords ended mer before and now the Altmer use their cattle to attack the Nords. The cattle vieuw Altmer magick as society.
I really appreciate how much effort must have went into making this insane masterpiece. And its shameful how unappreciated it will be despite being one of the greatest works of art of our time
Pelinal being a badass crusader while Dagoth sits on his ass talking about how shit is Altmeric, it's why he called The Sleeper, bro don't got no grind
Im glad someone is finally talking about the crime coming out of the orc strongholds! Talos i heard people from markarth were getting their pets taken and sacrifices by the reachmen (or those "people" from hammerfall)! This wouldn't be happening if the bid for the high king was stolen from Ulfric Stormcloak the rightful king of skyrim
This is how you honor the sixth house and tribe un-mourned
House dagoth was demographically replaced.
Joe has such a grand and intoxicating innocence, even for a n'wah
@@XXLiquidcyanideXXn’wahs in paris
Have you ever asked yourself why the High Elves have been kicked out of 109 empires?
Mere coincidence, taur.
It's not racist to point out verifiable facts, like the fact that wherever high elves go to settle, crime rates shoot up astronomically.
110, Afghanistan recently expelled them too. The elves I mean
Maldives as well
This is exceptionally based. A cultural masterpiece of our time.
The ADL has been alerted to your support for outdated baseless slander coming out of a washed up ex-Tribunal hermit that hangs out in his masturbation volcano all century
3 hour pod cast of Dagoth Ur (as well as some outlander).
This pleases the sixth house and the tribe unmourned.
The High elves will call you anti-Altmeric but never wrong.
Around elves, watch yourselves
Tired of treading on eggshells around these redguards, the empire needs to get its priorities straight.
Cant stand em. I regret getting my khajiit neighbors jailed, now redguards moved in. At least the khajiit were quiet
Name one good thing that has come out of Hammerfell; one thing the Redguards have invented
no better than orcs tbh
@@Sol1ta1re Allegedly, they invented silence. Now if only the Redguards could remember how to produce it, we'd all be happier.
The empire needs to fall in order to free the Imperials, Nords and Bretons from their genocidal tyrants.
Come Nerevar, isn’t it baffling that Nords and imperials continue to flee cities overrun by Redguards, yet still elect Kings that support policies favoring Redguards?
Bro wtf 😂
The Nords and Imperials doomed themselves the second they allowed women to have a political voice
Right?!?!?!
Legitimately flows like a real conversation between a Wikipedia expert and a sixth house fanatic.
BY AZZURA! I can't believe you dropped a full length podcast on dagoth lmao. What a grand and intoxicating show truly a work of art.
The Altmer cries out in pain as he strikes you
That's probably from the 20% reflect spell I cast every time I see an Altmer: just in case.
@@thefranken-thing I'd find a spell to stop them stealing your wallet during the scuffle
@@lukemorgan6166I just speak teh secret phrase: HANDS OFF!
Know your place goy
They call you antimer, but they will never call you a liar.
I immediately checked to see if there was an episode 2, this is so damned amazing
Never get comfortable around redguards…
Odd I haven’t seen much of them in the Thieve’s guild
@@Sol1ta1re not even the guild wants to be associated…
@@Sol1ta1reThat's because they are more suited to mugging, what the thieves guild does is patience, planning and strategy to make the big scores.
Rogan's wife is an Altmer, explains his bias
Moment in history fams. Glad I could be apart of the beginning.
Can’t wait for TES 6 to cuck everything that made it great
We Nords and Imperials use the “ hard R “ when calling them Redguards.
Redguarders
Ra Gaders
I like to roll my "R's" so they really hear and feel it
@@TheLastImperial88
You’re right that feels nice
@@TheLastImperial88just tried that and yeah that felt good
Full length! Awesome
This is one of the best things ever made
1:59:06 how would you feel if you didnt smoke skooma this morning?" "but i did smoke skooma this morning" said the orc, confused.
See i visted a redguards house and his destruction magic detector kept chirping.
I heard the Argonian started stealing common household pets and eating them.
An Argonian ate my Guar!
They're eating the dogs!
We really got Dagoth Ur on Joe Rogan before GTA VI
Before Elder Scrolls VI
Before Final Fantasy VI remake
No we didn't, we got Joe Rogan on the Dagoth Ur podcast.
@@TrishChan180 thanks
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO FINALY!!!!!!!!!!
Now *THIS* is what we need
This is what we subscribed for!
💯
Dude, it's crazy you were able to get it to the 3 hour episode. I've been commenting about the potential for this video for a while now and it's awesome to finally see it. I've said it many times but yours are the only AI videos that aren't completely cringe and embarrassing.
This is disturbingly well done...
Dude’s a genius
"Despite only making up 13% of the imperial population, redguards have committed 51.2% of all murder and non-negligent homicide within the empire four years ago" - his majesty the awakened lord of the sixth house Dagoth Ur, unified imperial calendar 69,420
The High Elves must be stopped .. I'm sick of pretending they are Our Ally.. They will destroy it All ❤
they are responsible for pretty much everything including yasuke which was never real, the feminist movement in japan and 72 made up genders.
Nothing will be done. Over 100 times they've been expelled. And they come back and give more power each time
Worse than the chimpan- I mean orcs
youtube has removed so many comments on this post.
This is so reminiscent of the classic GTA talk radio stations and I am so here for it ❤
It's better at least than v and most of rdr2
Wow, this is great. And of course Dwemer oil couldn’t melt enchanted steel beams.
Daggoth is lying! He's ignoring tensile strength of enchanted steel!
Curious why they were flasks of oil and explosive runes remnants found in the rubble
All known magic skipped a beat that day. That piece of numidium that broke off and leveled that building down the street where possibly crucial evidence against the aldmeri elders of you-know-where was being held… cmon man
Oh my Dagoth... Memecave has truly blessed us on this day
Blessed by Azura
Watched the whole three hours and dont regret a second of it. ❤️🤣
1:21:30 Joe mistakenly saying highland elves is fucking genius
Your characterization of Dagoth Ur is amazing.
I feel like the bumper music should be Dagothwave
This was great and I want more of it.
This channel has brought me many hours of enjoyment, but this is certainly your greatest masterpiece so far. Do what you enjoy.
What a grand and intoxicating podcast!
The madman finally done it
"Every. Single. Time."
"Really?"
"...but not in this case..."
Even better, Joe says "yeah, man"
This script is hilarious, well done
Cant wait to spend three hours like this
Thank you for posting the full edit. I love your work, keep it up!!!
That one downvote is from a High Elf no doubt.
What a work of art 💯 By azura this is better than the puns section in the black horse courier
Biggest revelation from this interview; Dagoth Ur would've become a sweet roll if he had two lives 😮😮😮 my mind is absolutely blown!! This is why we love Dagoth, he's so real
Absolute work of art.
3 hours?!?!?!?!?!? thank the daedra and the aedra
3 entire hours of stellar dialogue with the one true lord. Bravo!
It's these damn videos that make me want to play TES games. I want to more adequately direct my hate and adoration toward the right Tamrielic races.
The 'right' Tamrielic races is crazy
This being the culmination of all the previous discussions (with some extra inbetween banter) has been lovely to listen.
Bravo!
This long form podcast or short film format is so OP. This video and Dr Phoxotic's "Patrick Bateman in 2024" are some of the coolest and funniest videos I've ever seen.
This is high art. Truly impressive.
We're losing our credit scores with this one 🔥 🔥 🔥
THE DREAMER IS AWAKE
54:10 "I am not going to say 'yes' to something that I don't want to understand" - Dagoth Ur (on leaky wooden doors)
Right on time for my 2 weeks off the imperial ebony mines.
This might be the best thing on the internet right now
This is genuinely amazing, was expecting the usual AI slop but got complete comedy gold, made me laugh like a madman at work, to the confusion of the health and safety officer nearby. Best parts to me outside of the thinly veiled parodies of definitely not conspiracy theories, were the parts when Joe would just derail the conversation to talk about the fucking doors in minecraft or the god damn trains and the exasperated tone of ya boi Dagoth. Good shitt, great shit even, a beautiful gold plated diarrhea of content.
You honor the Sixth House and the tribe unmorned, and I would love if you would make more episodes of this that i can fill my monotonous workday with.
Masterpiece.
This was amazing, loved this video! You should make more A.I. podcast interviews like this!
By the Nine. What a time to be alive.
Omg I cannot imagine how long it must've taken to make this lmao, well done! I guess the only critique I could possibly give is that the voices are a bit stiff/robotic compared to some other AI voice recreations ive heard, but its hardly a dealbreaker. I hope we get an episode 2 at some point :)
17:32 ! Super based Dagoth Ur! Every Nord loved that!
Maybe dagoth wasnt the real bad guy...
He is a based fire-mountain dwelling Gigachad with a bitchin' golden mask. Sounds like a good guy to me.
i cannot believe this is Tortoise AI, this is INSANELY good.
I know nothing about Elder scrolls lore but I just ate an edible and I can confirm that this is incredibly true to the elder scrolls lore and also completely canon.
need more of this brother
Holyyyyyy Shiiiiiiit!
I Love you man!
Back in 3E 427-433, in the last few years that the Arcane University still kept track of the average attribute scores for all the races that inhabit Tamriel, even fully Imperialized Redguards had an average baseline intelligence score of 30 points. This is on par with the unwashed Nord barbarians of Northern Solstheim or the stronghold-dwelling Orcs of the Wrothgarian Mountains. Bretons and Altmer, on the other hand, had a base intelligence of 50 points. Is it really surprising that they are so much more successful in crafting civilizations and mastering the manipulation of magicka?
Ofcourse you believe that altmer propaganda the Nords ended mer before and now the Altmer use their cattle to attack the Nords. The cattle vieuw Altmer magick as society.
I didn't knew there was a conspiracy theory about the Titanic too... thanks for letting us know
That one is a bit silly. The rest are on point
@@frauleinhohenzollernSILLY?!? It was an iceBERG!! I rest my case!
Never lower your guard around redguards.
This is top teir content - its a meme within a meme with social commentary within social commentary ❤
I really appreciate how much effort must have went into making this insane masterpiece. And its shameful how unappreciated it will be despite being one of the greatest works of art of our time
More than a year in the making what a grand and intoxicating innocence
Yeah this is an actual masterpiece 😂
"Whats wrong with you anyway?!" Dagoth Ur ask Joe Rogan. This script is killing me😂
Did anyone see the Tucker Carlson interview with Dagoth Ur?
If only half of the references i understood, actually meant what i thought, you have my respect.
Thank you for this. This made me laugh and I really enjoyed listening.
I always thought it's Joe Rogan as host and Dagoth as guest
this is a genuine masterpiece
Goat pod
Man that intro is so fucking well done I love it
Pelinal being a badass crusader while Dagoth sits on his ass talking about how shit is Altmeric, it's why he called The Sleeper, bro don't got no grind
Im glad someone is finally talking about the crime coming out of the orc strongholds! Talos i heard people from markarth were getting their pets taken and sacrifices by the reachmen (or those "people" from hammerfall)! This wouldn't be happening if the bid for the high king was stolen from Ulfric Stormcloak the rightful king of skyrim
Fucking finally. I could only hold my seed in for so long.
By azura by azura by azura, it's really here!
In seriousness, it turns out I did a fairly good job of putting my playlist in chronological order.
LETS GOOOO
I hope you do more of these, gold standard comedy!
This was amazing - need more of this idc if theres one a year wait this shit was hilarious lmao
GOLD
Damn you beat me to it, Oh dear Nerevar
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
100% and Proud. Dagoth Ur is So Right
Subscribed. Hell yeah!
Holy shit he did it.
Lamfao you did it
This is outstanding, I've decided to give my vote to Mr Dagoth Ur after listening to this.
I absolutely love this content
I can’t get more based