The part that killed me was when he says "TIG NATARO" multiple times in place of Chris D'Elia like his name was redacted from the script then written in place.
I called that out when they said there plan was to empty a safe the size of a room filled with money unto a helicopter with all the them in it included ( because not one person planned on dying before the went in)
They literally gave up on the first chick right in front of them while she fought off 100 zombies without getting bitten. The worst part she didn't tell the group he was the bad guy
I'd like to say perhaps the casino wasn't actually his, and that he made it up just to get the zombie's head. But honestly, I just don't think Snyder put that much thought into it.
To be fair, why would Multimillion Dollar Business Guy, who probably owns several companies, know the combination? Sure, an executive at the casino itself would have, but chances are that dude died. It would have been poor security to have too many people knowing the code, and those that did would have been on-site.
@@yannym4605 Indeed, I don't know why so many people mention this error, despite the fact that the local master of unlocking told everyone it was on randomizer...
@@KilljoyTDA Because these safes come with an app or device that tells you the current code for the safe. Or do you think they need to break into their own safe literally everytime they deposit money?
If a billionaire wants a live zombie head for himself, he won't just send a few hunters with a net to retrieve the alpha zombie they encounter, he will send an entire oblivious team with a mole in it, with a bank heist cover, and hope his mole can come through, because that's more fun, and the first option is too simple. What a masterpiece. 😍
Also not to mention in the movie the mole could have just left after he got the head cause they were basically at the entrance but he decided to go back to the casino just so he could betray them??? Pure bovine excrement.
You missed how the whole "secret plan" could've been achieved within the first 2 mins of going through the "secret" container doors. Like literally the first thing they came across was the thing he wanted. He could've just taken her head then, turned around and walked back out the container doors. The rest of the movie is completely unnecessary.
he should've left them there honestly this movie tried to be 28 weeks later even the most badass of them all falls to stupid decisions just to achieve the no survivor ending for viewers reactions typical zombie movie if they should just go the zombieland direction if would've been better even the theme alone is more fun looking like suicide squad and all but it zack brooding snyder we're talking about
@@jasonblalock4429 Oh, I love the T-rexes in that movie :) They are just parents looking out for their only child, and any character death caused by them are simply them just acting out their animal instricts and because characters are just dumb enough to get into their path. The family of three rexes (heh) might just be my favorite pack of dinosaurs in the series aside from the Raptor Squad xD. Also, the thing about 'rooting for the monsters instead of humans' could also apply to A LOT of works out there. Alien: Covenant is one good example. I literally couldn't care for any of the human characters, and the one character who was the sole survivor of Prometheus got offed so insultingly unceremoniusly. I have literally no one to root for in the movie except maybe Danny McBride's character, if only because I liked the actor.
@@chizorama I mean, yeah, it’s all fun and games to watch people got torn apart by zombies. That’s why we watch these films, after all, but at least most of them have characters who are likeable and we feel somewhat sad seeing them go, but in this movie the humans are either too unlikable or too bland for us to care and the zombies actually have some sort of sympathetic story with the whole ‘Zeus and the Alpha Queen’ subplot. When the zombies (who are supposed to be bland, generic monsters who are there only to kill people) are more likeable than human characters, you know the story did something wrong.
I thought going thorough a Zombie civilization and learning them \how to survive in it would have been a way cooler plot than the most obvious fake heist ever. It didn't even make sense, the billionaire could have just hired them to get one of the alphas instead of tell the most flimsy lie. Such a frustrating film.
@@doctorsyndrome Chris D'Elia was originally cast for that role but he had some sort of scandal and they completely reshot it with Tig Notaro after completing the movie. I think she might be alone in every single scene actually.
The actual lesson in this story is don't do BJ while driving on the street near a big populated city while a group of escort soldiers driving with an SCP super zombie in their ride.
I was fucking dead when he said “or are they saving those scenes for the Snyder cut” 🤣🤣🤣 Edit: was I the only one who thought Tig Notaro looked like Tom Cruise in the movie? Lmfao
now i need the un snyder cut the daughter just fprgets about her and reconcile with her father cause you know he's dying and need a redemption scene i can't feel sympathy for the daughter in this movie no matter how they want it to be, she's the reason all this went south such a waste of badass characters
4:33 "Tommy Wiseau." LMAO. The Room with zombies would have been cool. "It’s bull****, I did not turn her into a zombie. I did nooot. Oh hi, Mark!” "Hi, Zombie! "You’re tearing me apart, Lisa! Literally! AHHHH” "I got the results of the test back. I definitely was bitten by a zombie.”
The thing that pissed me off the most was when something happens to someone everyone around them just stands there. Like, you have a bunch of fucking guns, use them.
especially that first death in the group... she fought through the entire zombie mob coming out unscathed, and they just stand there for 10 minutes literally doing nothing then decided "oh well, guess she's done for" when they were only a couple metres away... What even was that scene!?!!
@@Caderynwolf RIGHT? Or in the opening scene when that woman was trying to save that girl and instead of helping Batista's character save her using their many guns, they hold him back and then drop a big storage container on them.
this movie wants you to feel pissed if they just went on it making like Zombieland with badass characters it would've been a fun zombie heist adventure looking like suicide squad and all but judging by snyder he's going to brood it right off it became your typical zombie no survivor movie with a potential infection at the end
2:59 so I'm not the only one who thought that looked like a robot? I thought maybe it was just a weird CGI effect because the alphas do have blue blood...but usually not some strange sparks flying out of them....
There are a couple of blue eyed robot zombies. The one they highlighted here is the most obvious because you see the metal beneath. It's a mystery they plan to explore in other films/shows in the franchise.
@@NormanReaddis That main character wrestler guy with the chronic sneeze face already looked way too unbelievable. The other characters weren't much better either, especially that chopper lady whose life apparently is miserable, and that over the top evil camp guard who could let those ladies disappear without a question etc.
@@MarcelNL honestly it could've been suicide squad with zombies, it could've been a fun movie like the trailer shows but he just did the same thing with his dawn of the dead one typical dumbasses looking like badasses 28 week later still holds the most stupid decisions in a zombie movie but this is the closest
This movie taught me one thing: You can safely carry several bags of cash through a nuclear wasteland without irradiating yourself. Hell, perhaps it will even prolong someone turning into a zombie long enough until they're on a private plane to Mexico City!
Dave butista turned quickly. He was also in the radiation. Maybe the multiverse traveling safe helped slow it down. Or when your turned into an omega it takes longer ?
1:09 -- The movie should literally be over right here... the entrance is literally right there, all he has to do is walk out. Yet... he goes back in, through a horde of zombies, to fight up to the roof of a casino... the fly out. Zack Snyder logic.
Hence why i actually like it. Nice to finally not have a happy end or a sense of accomplishment. It was a stupid plan, which everyone knew and so basically everyone died 🤣
this movie was so surreal, he might aswell have added a scene where a Guy pees on one and he gets killed by him, that way atleast we see that it works.
It's kind of depressing watching that movie and being able to identify problems in the script or action that could be fixed and 10x more effective without fundamentally changing what is going on in any significant way. Snyder would do well to hire a proper script writer to develop his ideas.
Snyder has no bloody clue about basic film-making, like story structure and pacing. His only good film is 300 because he literally copy-pasted it from the comic-book and the plot couldn't be more straightforward
@@MollymaukT sure buddy, a filmmaker who has made movies for close to 20 years now has no idea about basic filmmaking. From your comment its pretty evident that you haven't watched his other movies that have actually done well MoS, Watchmen, ZSJL etc.
Chris Delia had her role, but then he turned out to be a creep who's into minors, so they reshoot everything with her and added her performance afterward. The joke is that Epic Voice Guy also added "Tig Notaro" after they finished the Honest Trailer.
The carrying capacity for Huey maxes out at 5000 pounds. unless everyone of the team magically weighs 50 pounds soaking wet there was literally never any hope in the first place of any of this working. it’s a tiny, unimportant detail, but one that stuck out with me and kind of made me scratch my head.
I hate to admit it, but I was thinking this over and over again throughout the entire movie, but that also means that I, and by extension you, probably just hate fun or are lame at parties or something
What's great is that this fact works for the film because the guy who hired them had 0 plans for them to get that money, and the crew probably didn't think about it because most people have no idea how freakishly heavy large quantities of cash are. Logical plot point on both sides.
@@jmackmcneill big budget zombie movie, same guy who did Dawn of the Dead and other fantastic movies. I was definitely looking forward to see this. It's so bad
Really? Are you guys really disapointed? I thought it was quintessential Zack Snyder. That's EXACTLY what I expected from a movie Zack Snyder has full creative control on!
So if it is the heat, not the meat, then in the bright Vegas sun, the zombies would be chasing the dirt, and cars? lol Ever been in vegas on a bright day like they show in this movie,,, you can bet your butt that those cars are way hotter than a person.
@@erich6860 The zombies mostly didn't roam around in the sun though, they hid inside until an alpha zombie commanded them into the streets. The ones that did roam in the streets turned into 'rain zombie' jerky.
Cause why would anyone agree to kill a zombie and that too one of the smarter ones and bring their head back? That’s like asking for suicide squad. But most of these guys’s life has been pretty bad since the invasion so of course a lot of money would pull them in. Why wouldn’t money be more appealing than…..killing a zombie and taking it’s head?
When the focus was off, I imagined we're looking through Bautistas eyes at that moment - Because he's often seen heaving big old glasses around his neck.
"Rick you son of a b*tch. I'm in." 😂 All I could think of while watching this was that heist episode of Rick and Morty. The recruiting montages were damn near identical. 😂
@@maxbreiling4929 YESSSS! EXACTLY! 😂😂😂 It was so identical that a part of me wondered did Snyder somehow see that episode and this was like his way of acknowledging it?
@@jasontodd1226the Snyder cut of Justice League was pretty good but, Man of Steel and Batman v Superman weren't all that. Plus, I wonder how good the Snyder cut would've been if he wasn't allowed to make it 4 hours long.
The daughter goes into save her dumbass friend and then you don’t get to see if the friend survives at the end. This has to be up there with the most disappointing and pointless zombie movies ever made. This film leaves so many questions unanswered.
"Dave Bautista looking like he's holding a sneeze" ,well can never unsee that one again.
this killed me XD
I was just about to comment on this😂😂😂😂
I’ll never be able to watch Drax the same way again.
i just wanted to comment this
cant unsee it now too
I screamed so hard no sound came out 😭
"Dave bautista looking like he's holding a sneeze" ngl that line killed me.
I actually choked on my food when I heard that 😂 😂 😂 😂
The part that killed me was when he says "TIG NATARO" multiple times in place of Chris D'Elia like his name was redacted from the script then written in place.
Gold!!
Perfect, acting coach taught him well. How do I look sad about to cry the whole movie?
I'd hope Batista would chuckle at that comment. Or if that hurt,concede Screenjunkies is mean.
And how about the fact that they Dropped NUKE, and everyone, while basically at ground zero, is completely unaffected by this!
@@iGame3D Very interesting. Did not know that.
Non radioactive, quick heat dissipating nuke! Now there is an idea!
Maybe they found a walk in refrigerator to hide in? :)
if you listen, the line was "a low yield tactical nuke", so not exactly a hiroshima/nagasaki kinda affair
@@lizardgirl413 "low yield" is basically hiroshima/nagasaki for everything in the US arsenal, they only can dial them down so far, to like 25kT
Finally someone mentioned how heavy all that money would be.
You can balance that by watching Triple Frontier. That whole movie is about how heavy money is.
I called that out when they said there plan was to empty a safe the size of a room filled with money unto a helicopter with all the them in it included ( because not one person planned on dying before the went in)
@@sanbilge THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING!!!! good movie that one
yeah but money wasnt the plan and heli is just for the traitor and the head
Useful payload of an unserviced 60 year old UH-1E Iroquois? Certainly not two and a half metric tonnes.
They literally gave up on the first chick right in front of them while she fought off 100 zombies without getting bitten. The worst part she didn't tell the group he was the bad guy
She was the best part of the film 😁
Yeah, they had no interest in helping her,,, at all.
I thought she would be the badass survivor character in the end.
Hilarious that everyone is literally right there and able to help but "Just leave her man, she's done..." lol wtf that scene was shot by a 5 year old.
Omg yes that literally pissed me off
"In a world where the heist section of this movie was pointless and the entire thing could have been over in 10 minutes"
Because of Kate Ward
You mean Aliens?
"I want you to rob my casino"
"Okay, can we have the combination for the safe?"
"Nope"
they said that the combination changes on its own.
@@mephisto04 but how would the staff be able to open it?
@@simon-qy2xe It could be some device that generates that combo like your rsa encryption, that the japanese guy doesn't have access to anymore.
@@mephisto04 then he could hav just given the device......!!???? DUHHH!
Was such a dumb movie but I loved it
Why do they need a safecracker. The dude doesn't know the combination to his own safe, WTF?!
I'd like to say perhaps the casino wasn't actually his, and that he made it up just to get the zombie's head.
But honestly, I just don't think Snyder put that much thought into it.
To be fair, why would Multimillion Dollar Business Guy, who probably owns several companies, know the combination? Sure, an executive at the casino itself would have, but chances are that dude died. It would have been poor security to have too many people knowing the code, and those that did would have been on-site.
I don’t know if it’s possible with that type of safe, but generally the codes for things like that are changed periodically.
@@yannym4605 Indeed, I don't know why so many people mention this error, despite the fact that the local master of unlocking told everyone it was on randomizer...
@@KilljoyTDA Because these safes come with an app or device that tells you the current code for the safe. Or do you think they need to break into their own safe literally everytime they deposit money?
If a billionaire wants a live zombie head for himself, he won't just send a few hunters with a net to retrieve the alpha zombie they encounter, he will send an entire oblivious team with a mole in it, with a bank heist cover, and hope his mole can come through, because that's more fun, and the first option is too simple. What a masterpiece. 😍
Also not to mention in the movie the mole could have just left after he got the head cause they were basically at the entrance but he decided to go back to the casino just so he could betray them??? Pure bovine excrement.
hahahaha
Cause my boy snyder loves visuals over story.
can a hunter really do better than a experienced zombie apocalypse badass that already survived a zombie apocalypse?
@@midori4713 you missing the point by miles away... Alot of miles
My biggest complaint about this movie is that literally nothing is accomplished.
That's the zombie movie cliché. Everyone struggles to survive, only one person does.
Well the daughter gets some cash in exchange for her dad........i guess^^
I agree with that. And please see my comment about my biggest complaint.
greed kills
@@darthkek1953 yes but actually no
You should've put in starring "the guy who predicted the end of the movie and left the heist".
aka "the smart guy"
Who knows... maybe if he had stayed they would’ve all lived.
@@unknownperson203 well with that daugther I dont think they will
starting Logan Paul and Gender swap Tom Cruise
Which guy? I literally just watched this 2 days ago but everything’s a blur 😭
Call me crazy, but I'd watch a movie about Dave Bautista running a food truck.
So something like chef 2014?
@@JamKyt9 sounds like it.
Me too!
Hell, yes! Woulda been better than this piece of crap.
i will call you crazy, but i’d watch that too, sooooooo.......
You missed how the whole "secret plan" could've been achieved within the first 2 mins of going through the "secret" container doors. Like literally the first thing they came across was the thing he wanted. He could've just taken her head then, turned around and walked back out the container doors. The rest of the movie is completely unnecessary.
he should've left them there honestly
this movie tried to be 28 weeks later
even the most badass of them all falls to stupid decisions just to achieve the no survivor ending for viewers reactions
typical zombie movie
if they should just go the zombieland direction if would've been better
even the theme alone is more fun looking like suicide squad and all
but it zack brooding snyder we're talking about
Problem with that is then we don’t get to see what dumb things the rest of the cast does for the next two hours 😂
@@susanhill2110 I would have been fine with that because I stopped watching around that scene.
Maybe in real life that would happen. However, this is a movie. So in other words, not real life.
@@Iknowthelaw13 I'll keep that in mind for the next real life zombie apocalypse documentary I watch.
"The world's most obvious traitor.."😂😂😂😂
I think Albert Wesker from Resident Evil is the world's most obvious traitor. The guy wore sunglasses...at night...the entire time.
@@foxsmith770 we have a full tank it´s 500miles to chicago and we´re wearing sunglasses ;-) (maybe he is on a mission too...)
@@foxsmith770 so people who wear sunglasses are traitors?
@@python9657 If you wear them indoors and at night then yes.
@@python9657 very sus , don’t you think and if they never put any input for how to survive. Yet, tend to be the ones that escape with no explanation.
Zack should be part of a duo, where he makes the opening scene and delegates the rest of the movie to his partner.
@ric Gikonyo snyder doesn't make art. He makes garbage that idiots think is art.
@ric Gikonyo Zack Snyder doesnt make art. Subjective or not.
@ric Gikonyo Zack is a hack. His movies are good at best .
@@saulgoodman4010 Man of Steel is his finest movie till date, I think
@@Aparup985 the DBZ ripoff where Clark isn't a hopeful farmboy ready to help people but a sulking messiah ?
man, *TIG NOTARO* was great in this movie. Her chemistry on set with the others must have been great.
I see what you did there
😂
I’ve never heard of her
Haha
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You know your zombie movie did something wrong when you find the zombies easier to root for than the actual human characters lol.
Kind of like how Jurassic Park 2 becomes much more tolerable if you just root for the T-Rex.
@@jasonblalock4429 Oh, I love the T-rexes in that movie :) They are just parents looking out for their only child, and any character death caused by them are simply them just acting out their animal instricts and because characters are just dumb enough to get into their path. The family of three rexes (heh) might just be my favorite pack of dinosaurs in the series aside from the Raptor Squad xD.
Also, the thing about 'rooting for the monsters instead of humans' could also apply to A LOT of works out there. Alien: Covenant is one good example. I literally couldn't care for any of the human characters, and the one character who was the sole survivor of Prometheus got offed so insultingly unceremoniusly. I have literally no one to root for in the movie except maybe Danny McBride's character, if only because I liked the actor.
You rooted for the humans in the past? I'm one of the few people who'd rather be a zed, maybe that's just the misanthrope in me...
@@chizorama I mean, yeah, it’s all fun and games to watch people got torn apart by zombies. That’s why we watch these films, after all, but at least most of them have characters who are likeable and we feel somewhat sad seeing them go, but in this movie the humans are either too unlikable or too bland for us to care and the zombies actually have some sort of sympathetic story with the whole ‘Zeus and the Alpha Queen’ subplot. When the zombies (who are supposed to be bland, generic monsters who are there only to kill people) are more likeable than human characters, you know the story did something wrong.
I thought going thorough a Zombie civilization and learning them \how to survive in it would have been a way cooler plot than the most obvious fake heist ever. It didn't even make sense, the billionaire could have just hired them to get one of the alphas instead of tell the most flimsy lie. Such a frustrating film.
I still fucking love the fact that this entire conflict could have been avoided with safer driving practices
Got to be Honest though, there were a lot of scenes where the Characters made some Dumb mistakes
Like all of them.
I'm sure you would have done better... lol
@@hitzncritzmobilegaming9988 Give me a budget of 90 million dollars and I'll make a better movie than this.
@@hitzncritzmobilegaming9988 I mean the daughter was the sole reason most of them died even with the fact the woman she saved died regardless
It's a Snyder film of course the characters are dumb
I loved how you talked about .... insert name here .....TIG Notaro.
I didn't get that bit.
lmfao
@@doctorsyndrome Chris D'Elia was originally cast for that role but he had some sort of scandal and they completely reshot it with Tig Notaro after completing the movie. I think she might be alone in every single scene actually.
@@Steelburgh ahhhh. Thanks for clearing that up for me.
"I need you to get off my back about how the movies are being written."
"Ok, let me get off of that thing!"
"They brought backpacks"
glad someone else got the reference and now i need to see a collab
Will it be hard to reference Ryan George?
Nah, super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Hahahaha
@@showaker4755 So they have a collab for you? Yes, sir they do!
Money Plane
Look, the opening scenes were fun, and I thought that it would be great, but then it was a whole bunch of confusion, and stupidity, and pointlessness.
Yeah over two hours of pointless love stories and bs. Honestly was not routing for anyone to live
@@brandonibes5562 Got the view but not much of the execution.
"****** FOCUS!"
True. That was what I was shouting at my TV throughout the film.
Thank you I thought I was needing glasses!
I thought the unfocused camera work was intentional?
My Brother in Law works in camera in NYC and I've watched a few old films or shows and he's shouted this at the TV haha
It works in like exactly three situations and everywhere outside of that it was infuriating to the point of screaming.
Kinda reminds me of joker scene in JL
The actual lesson in this story is don't do BJ while driving on the street near a big populated city while a group of escort soldiers driving with an SCP super zombie in their ride.
Yes, don't do that, in that one, and only one, highly specific situation!
I tweeted “Don’t accept road head unless you know how to receive it” when I saw that scene.
Or at least don’t roll your eyes while receiving it while driving
Or learn to talk to people while watching the road, especially if you’re carrying a zombie in the back
@@moshpit1012 Yes, those soldiers were equally to blame.
"Focus"
That joke works on a few levels for this movie
He actually said the "all off my back" line from pitch meeting.
He said the thing??!
He said the thing!
Acknowledging the superior show.
Quoting other TH-cam channels is TIGHT!!!
@@SebastianoMartello He said the thing from the other thing... Saying things from other things is TIGHT!
Wow wow wow, wow.
The Chris D'Elia part was 10/10
Release the D'Elia cut !
You mean the TIG NOTORO part was 10/10
Don’t you mean “Tig Notaro”.
@@kokomoko5339 she was bland af. D'Elia would kill the role.
"Appealing to younger audiences" Jesus...
“Cool. Cool cool cool” makes me crave a community honest tv trailer
Waiting for dat movie
SAMEE!!!
No one craved Brooklyn Noine Noine? What a shame.
@@Coolsomeone234 6 seasons and a movie
It's from Brooklyn 99 though...
I was making that joke the whole movie about how his daughter was doing all of this because she didnt want the responsibility of raising the kids lmao
Right? They ditched those kids so fast! lol
Facing a city full of zombie or rising some kids? Yeah I'll face the zombies too
Yeah, that was my though too. Zombies are less scary than kids.
Why did Geeta even go inside the quarantine zone?
@@shashwat7089 to get some cash I believe from the abandoned slot machines.
If you take everyone in this movie and have them not go out, the ending would be the same, but more people would be living
The daughter got like 20 grand, but everyone died.
didnt the ending just show now the earth itself is in danger since the black guy will turn into king zombie?
"From the lovechild of Joe Rogan and Michael Bay"
Nailed it.....😂😂
Can you explain how Joe Rogan factors into this? I get the Michael Bay part but not Rogen
@@nms7872 yeah me too...
@@nms7872 that's cool , have you tried DMT ?
I was fucking dead when he said “or are they saving those scenes for the Snyder cut” 🤣🤣🤣
Edit: was I the only one who thought Tig Notaro looked like Tom Cruise in the movie? Lmfao
@Robert Monroe there probably wont be a Snyder cut tbh
@Robert Monroe Snyder Fans: "Lets attack anyone that says it isn't the best 500 hours of their life."
The movie sucked so much🤣
@Robert Monroe oh wow! I didnt know that 😅😂 guess there will be probably 😂
OMG I spent the whole movie feeling like Tig Notaro was Tom Cruise's mom!
"The world's most obvious traitor" i'm dying 🤣🤣🤣
"From the love child of Joe Rogan and Michael Bay..." Wow, you really hit that nail on the head! XD
Dead
This was one of the first movies that infuriated me physically.
I really wanted to like it but to be honest the trailer is better than the movie.
A bad zombie movie and the worst heist movie ever.
I just don't get the hype around Snyder honestly.
and after this video here, made me even more pissed off. What a mess.
@@fredischilling my friend said he REALLY liked this movie, but then he also said he likes Last Jedi so take his opinion with a tiny grain of salt.
4:42
"Get over here"
"and rob my casino for me"
Classic Honest Trailers lol
I can’t believe you didn’t mention that the super important Geeta character that causes the last act completely disappears at the end of the movie.
To me, it was the biggest goof in the movie!
Geeta...?!!? oh the girl who the stupid daughter want to rescue right?
That was all because of the Tig thing. They didn't have enough footage and that to make it work. It was confirmed she died though I believe.
now i need the un snyder cut
the daughter just fprgets about her and reconcile with her father cause you know he's dying and need a redemption scene
i can't feel sympathy for the daughter in this movie no matter how they want it to be, she's the reason all this went south
such a waste of badass characters
She was seen in the helicopter that crashed, wasn’t it kinda obvious she died?
“That’s somehow not a commentary on anything”
I’M WHEEZING
It's probably a commentary on something, I just don't know what.
@@aidencooke6709 if you don't comment on smthng, you'll fall from anything
Never saw that coming.
Yeah, I'm betting that George Romero's Dead trilogy, this is not.
"With the government, from Idiocracy, all set to drop a nuke." This line killed me.
Considering we hired an actual reality TV star who wanted to nuke a hurricane, we hit peak Idiocracy ages ago.
@@mikethewordsmith4263 Underrated comment hahaha
@@mikethewordsmith4263 Lol. True.
You are living it currently
@@mikethewordsmith4263 Fake news
"I'm gonna need you to get AALLLLLL the way off my back about how these movies are written."
Pitch meeting perfection 😂
Yes🤣 Finally someone commented on it.
ok let me get off of that thing 😂
@@ArvindKumar-sv4ob 🤣
Getting all the way off the back is TIGHT!!!!!! Or Getting all the wayy off the back is super easy barely an inconvineince
Wow wow wow woww.
Now I can't unsee Bautista's sneeze-face. X-D
I think the “Tig Notaro” emphasized audio drop in, is the multi-layred comedy we all needed!
4:33 "Tommy Wiseau."
LMAO. The Room with zombies would have been cool.
"It’s bull****, I did not turn her into a zombie. I did nooot. Oh hi, Mark!”
"Hi, Zombie!
"You’re tearing me apart, Lisa! Literally! AHHHH”
"I got the results of the test back. I definitely was bitten by a zombie.”
Now this movie needs to happen!
"I'm fed up with this whoarld! Also literally."
“You’re tearing me apart, Lisa! Literally” made me LOL. Literally
Picture a movie solely focused on one setting. And the daily life of a man enjoy his day with zombie besties
The thing that pissed me off the most was when something happens to someone everyone around them just stands there. Like, you have a bunch of fucking guns, use them.
especially that first death in the group... she fought through the entire zombie mob coming out unscathed, and they just stand there for 10 minutes literally doing nothing then decided "oh well, guess she's done for" when they were only a couple metres away... What even was that scene!?!!
@@Caderynwolf RIGHT? Or in the opening scene when that woman was trying to save that girl and instead of helping Batista's character save her using their many guns, they hold him back and then drop a big storage container on them.
this movie wants you to feel pissed
if they just went on it making like Zombieland with badass characters
it would've been a fun zombie heist adventure looking like suicide squad and all but judging by snyder he's going to brood it right off
it became your typical zombie no survivor movie with a potential infection at the end
@@Caderynwolf exactly , they all stand around and look at each other like are we supposed to help her or something 😂
The fact the zombies have the inteligence to understand human anatomy and perform a neck break is astounding in itself.
2:59 so I'm not the only one who thought that looked like a robot? I thought maybe it was just a weird CGI effect because the alphas do have blue blood...but usually not some strange sparks flying out of them....
It was confirmed by Zach Snyder
I picked up on it, too.
There are a couple of blue eyed robot zombies. The one they highlighted here is the most obvious because you see the metal beneath. It's a mystery they plan to explore in other films/shows in the franchise.
i thought it was maybe a type of round, explaining why he shot a jug of gas and it went boom instead of just pouring out
Yep, the director confirmed that those were robotic zombies, although he didn't tell why were they there
Please say: “A really dumb movie about really dumb people doing really dumb things for really dumb reasons.”
My wife and I couldn't force ourselves to keep watching this until the actual fighting started. It already got way too dumb before that.
and the first opening sequence make them look like badasses but snyder happened lol
if JL is watchmen 2.0 this is watchmen with zombies
@@NormanReaddis That main character wrestler guy with the chronic sneeze face already looked way too unbelievable. The other characters weren't much better either, especially that chopper lady whose life apparently is miserable, and that over the top evil camp guard who could let those ladies disappear without a question etc.
@@MarcelNL honestly it could've been suicide squad with zombies, it could've been a fun movie like the trailer shows but he just did the same thing with his dawn of the dead one typical dumbasses looking like badasses
28 week later still holds the most stupid decisions in a zombie movie but this is the closest
"Dave Bautista looking like he's holding a sneeze" is gotta be one of the best starring they have LOL
"World's most obvious traitor"
*Albert Wesker would like to know your location*
He kinda looks like Wesker too.
except that albert wesker is way cooler
@@python9657 but not funnier.
@@pmpowalisz Funny? That guy's character is basically Stabby McBackstabbing, with a bit of arrogance and a pinch of sexism.
This movie taught me one thing: You can safely carry several bags of cash through a nuclear wasteland without irradiating yourself. Hell, perhaps it will even prolong someone turning into a zombie long enough until they're on a private plane to Mexico City!
Idk but the nuclear radiation could've mutated the zombie virus in some way.
Maybe in this universe, they've actually achieved pure fusion bombs.
@@virgilhawkins5680 Maybe it's just a plot hole😂
@@virgilhawkins5680 Only antimatter bombs would left no fallout.
Dave butista turned quickly. He was also in the radiation. Maybe the multiverse traveling safe helped slow it down. Or when your turned into an omega it takes longer ?
1:09 -- The movie should literally be over right here... the entrance is literally right there, all he has to do is walk out. Yet... he goes back in, through a horde of zombies, to fight up to the roof of a casino... the fly out. Zack Snyder logic.
Facts
“The Dave Bautista holding in a sneeze”killed me.
Lol yeah
Hence why i actually like it. Nice to finally not have a happy end or a sense of accomplishment. It was a stupid plan, which everyone knew and so basically everyone died 🤣
That “holding in a sneeze” bit was gold Jerry, gold.
"i need u to get all the way off..........."
Showing your support for him is tight
'Get over here...and rob my casino' was comedy gold
" .. appeal to a younger audience "
Damn that's a sick burn.
Wait, that commentary wasn't just about her edgy and salty lines?
@@Paul_Sergeyev the original actor well... did appeal to underage kids
@@granthemenway9806 oh...
@@granthemenway9806 so it's even darker than I thought...
@@granthemenway9806 actor? i thought it was a she?
It rarely rains in the Nevada desert so the chances of seeing "rehydrated" zombies is slim to none. 🧟♂️
But there could have been a water tower knocked over, or a building's plumbing or pool could have spilled out.
They could have made a joke about them being unlucky threw out the movie I think that would have worked well with the tone of Las Vegas
this movie was so surreal, he might aswell have added a scene where a Guy pees on one and he gets killed by him, that way atleast we see that it works.
@@brucedoyle4055 Dave the Zombie Slayer
*"Cool, Cool cool cool"*
*Breathe deeply:* TROY & ABED IN THE MOOORNING!
Troy and Abed Honest Traaaailer!
nights
Why did no one else catch that
They should not waste that reference with this movie.
They better do a Community Honest Trailer
It's kind of depressing watching that movie and being able to identify problems in the script or action that could be fixed and 10x more effective without fundamentally changing what is going on in any significant way. Snyder would do well to hire a proper script writer to develop his ideas.
His ego forbids that. If you listen to his fanboys you will understand that you are simply not smart enough to appreciate what he is doing.
I heard that he really liked working with Netflix because they let him do whatever he wanted. Clearly, that was not a good thing in the end.
@@ChrisPhails I mean that's basically what happened with George Lucas and the prequels too
Snyder has no bloody clue about basic film-making, like story structure and pacing. His only good film is 300 because he literally copy-pasted it from the comic-book and the plot couldn't be more straightforward
@@MollymaukT sure buddy, a filmmaker who has made movies for close to 20 years now has no idea about basic filmmaking. From your comment its pretty evident that you haven't watched his other movies that have actually done well MoS, Watchmen, ZSJL etc.
Snyder has a great eye for visual scenes. He's just not a writer.
He had it. But he lost the ability TO FOCUS WITH THE GODDAMN CAMERA!
@@akosleoszilagyi2529 so, basically he is left with nothing now
I went to a theater to watch this and I was so disappointed because of the out of focus
No he doesn't. He has a great cinematographer and people confuse his good eye for visuals for Snyders. Snyder is an incompetent hack.
@@whyequalswhat he didn't have a cinematographer except himself for this one
"I need you to get all the way off my back about how the movies are written." That's an awesome shout out to pitch meeting.
I was about to say the same thing
What I learned from this movie is that Zack Snyder smokes a lot of weed, and really likes the movie Aliens.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I reflex cringed so hard throughout this film that I think I sprained every muscle in my face
Honest Trailer: The Clone Wars
Yessssss
Not the movie, the show
Do the clone wars plz
@@thisguy3372 Ye the show is so much better
@@thisguy3372 Ye the show is so much better
I liked the part when he said "TIG NOTARO"
I didn't understand the joke on that one. What am I missing?
@@hayleyjensen3356 Tig Notaro. You're missing out on her.
@@hayleyjensen3356 tigs part was played by Chris Delia who got me to
@@hayleyjensen3356 the “Tig Notaro” joke is a nod towards the Chris D’Elia allegations. I mean “Tig Notaro”.
Chris Delia had her role, but then he turned out to be a creep who's into minors, so they reshoot everything with her and added her performance afterward. The joke is that Epic Voice Guy also added "Tig Notaro" after they finished the Honest Trailer.
"Get over here! And rob my casino for me." that was good. 🤣😂
The carrying capacity for Huey maxes out at 5000 pounds. unless everyone of the team magically weighs 50 pounds soaking wet there was literally never any hope in the first place of any of this working. it’s a tiny, unimportant detail, but one that stuck out with me and kind of made me scratch my head.
I mean they were never meant to get out alive or with the money anyway...
and the whole plan depends on just one helicopter they're not even sure is functional.
@@IanCookUS Greed makes you dumb.
I hate to admit it, but I was thinking this over and over again throughout the entire movie, but that also means that I, and by extension you, probably just hate fun or are lame at parties or something
What's great is that this fact works for the film because the guy who hired them had 0 plans for them to get that money, and the crew probably didn't think about it because most people have no idea how freakishly heavy large quantities of cash are. Logical plot point on both sides.
"disappointment" would be understatement for this movie
can't be disappointed if you had 0 expectations
I thought you couldn't be disappointed if you had no expectations... I was wrong.
@@jmackmcneill big budget zombie movie, same guy who did Dawn of the Dead and other fantastic movies. I was definitely looking forward to see this. It's so bad
I had no expectations. Its a Netflix movie. Saw it in theaters
Really? Are you guys really disapointed? I thought it was quintessential Zack Snyder. That's EXACTLY what I expected from a movie Zack Snyder has full creative control on!
dave bautista looking like he's holding a sneeze,chris d'eleted, tommy wiseau🤣
That's why I love Honest Trailers 😂
That Tig joke was genius. "Let them do what they do best." Thank goodness y'all dubbed in Tig instead of that other guy.
Film: "Its the heat not the meat"
Me: oooh that could be an interesting tactic further down the line
Film: never mentions it again
yeah, I actually ended up forgetting about that... it's just yet another thing that never gets followed up on in that movie.
@@Caderynwolf well they mostly ignore the regular zombies and focus on the alpha zombies that can have any ability that moves the plot forward.
Um... yeah and yet they're dealing with Zombies whose intelligence would not be fooled by that at all afterwards.
So if it is the heat, not the meat, then in the bright Vegas sun, the zombies would be chasing the dirt, and cars? lol Ever been in vegas on a bright day like they show in this movie,,, you can bet your butt that those cars are way hotter than a person.
@@erich6860 The zombies mostly didn't roam around in the sun though, they hid inside until an alpha zombie commanded them into the streets. The ones that did roam in the streets turned into 'rain zombie' jerky.
Dumbest thing in the movie: guy asking the crew to rob his own casino but not telling them how to open the safe or what boobytraps are there
why didn't the casino owner hire the team to bring back the zombie head instead of the money in the first place 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Cause it knocks off 1 1/2 hours of footage lol
What would their motivation be to push through with that kind of task?
Robbi Fidelino rich guy pays them when they get back?
So that way the movie could happen!
Cause why would anyone agree to kill a zombie and that too one of the smarter ones and bring their head back? That’s like asking for suicide squad. But most of these guys’s life has been pretty bad since the invasion so of course a lot of money would pull them in. Why wouldn’t money be more appealing than…..killing a zombie and taking it’s head?
When the focus was off, I imagined we're looking through Bautistas eyes at that moment - Because he's often seen heaving big old glasses around his neck.
Clearly he doesn't need the glasses. Plus, are we looking at certain scenes of himself through himself!
No one wants to talk about how the casino didn’t know the combination to his own safe so he needed a safecracker????!!!
Thank you for pointing out all the side plots that would have made this good but instead are
forgotten right after they mention it -10/10
"Rick you son of a b*tch. I'm in." 😂
All I could think of while watching this was that heist episode of Rick and Morty. The recruiting montages were damn near identical. 😂
Haha underrated comment
They even have the same techno music playing in both the movie and the show when they explain the overly convoluted plans. It was perfection😂
@@maxbreiling4929 YESSSS! EXACTLY! 😂😂😂
It was so identical that a part of me wondered did Snyder somehow see that episode and this was like his way of acknowledging it?
Tommy Wiseau - I kept thinking that zombie boss looked familiar, now I know why . Oh, hi Mark.
Please do an Honest Trailer for Cruella
it's done already
edit: my bad, it was done by pitch meetings
I thought the whole reason Tig Notaro replaced Chris DElia was because Chris did WAY TOO GOOD of a job attracting a younger audience.
No, there were allegations against him.
@@c.z.johnson3266 Whooosh
@@c.z.johnson3266 Hence said joke...
"So how many ideas of good movies are you gonna vaguely gesture towards?"
"Yes"
“Looking like he’s holding in a sneeze” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I actually choked on my food when I heard that 😂 😂 😂
"World War zzzzzzz" is brilliant! I never 😂 so much before.
Sounds like Resident Evil without Resident Evil and that actress who make Five Resident Evil with her husband.
Should've title it "The suicide squad".. cuz of the theme and also.... ya know.. how it ended. Lol
i did get a good sleep watching this movie. completely spot on.
"Dave Bautista looking like he's holding a sneeze" LMFAO...I almost spit my drink on the tv and choke at the same time! Good Job!
Still can't believe that roadhead gone wrong lead to the zombie apocalypse.
Damn, that „sneeze“-joke made me choke on my burrito 🤣🤣🤣
You should know better than to eat or drink during an Honest Trailer. lol
😏 that’s fine with me
Dave Bautista holding sneeze 🤣😂😂🤧
This earned you a sub 🤣😂
Am I the only one that was distracted by the zombie tiger acting like a regular tiger the whole time?
Nope. One of many things that made no sense.
Do a trailer on the Justice League + Justice League Unlimited animated series
Hey, that's my gig.
Yes.. Honest Trailor for Justice Leaue Unlimited
Been waiting for a while
3:03 I swear the people in the back of the rain zombie scene look like they're CGed into the shot post production lolol
“World War ZZZZZZ…”
Basically sums up the movie for me. 😂
Should've title it "The suicide squad".. cuz of the theme and also.... ya know.. how it ended. Lol
@@Bampiss lol
It's a perfect and better title for this mess! lol
It literally took me 2 nights to watch bc I kept falling asleep 😭
Yassss, I'm loving all the Pitch Meeting/Honest Trailer crossover stuff. Even in the viewer comments!
Yes. It's way more fun than the movies being pitched or trailered
Calling the king zombie, the actor from The Room is gold.
Say "Six seasons and a movie." (Even if the movie ends up being inside an episode of Rick and Morty)
That daughter was not a "damaged badass". If anything, she was just emotionally damaged weight on the team and movie
Plus she had to kill her own Dad at the end so I think that increase's the emotionally damaged weight even more
@@thefirstofthelastones8952 not to mention she’s the one that got her dad and many of the characters killed in the first place
She was an idiot and almost got everyone killed multiple times
Just about every time she pulled the trigger it was a headshot so it still applies. And She outlived everyone after killing numerous zombies.
@@chopchop1437 and almost killed her team several times
"When there's so many awesome ideas to introduce and NEVER follow up on...
Like robot zombies -- what's their deal? WHO KNOWS!" lost it xD
I seem to remember some sort of Alien type creature hints too.
I remember thinking: A Huey can't lift 8 people and 5 million dollars in cash....Oh no, a plot twist!
Zack Snyder fails at creating a shared universe
Netflix: "wanna see him do it again?"
Nah that's just you. ZSJL is proof of a Justice League movie done right and without looking like an Avengers knockoff.
@@jasontodd1226the Snyder cut of Justice League was pretty good but, Man of Steel and Batman v Superman weren't all that. Plus, I wonder how good the Snyder cut would've been if he wasn't allowed to make it 4 hours long.
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
@@jasontodd1226 Doesnt seem like its just him
@@vjbd2757 Nah i'm not even a Snyder fan, but he clearly wasn't going for that at all. If anything, Shazam, Aquaman, etc come across like that.
I lost count of how many times it blatantly ripped off Aliens ........"I bet that helicopter won't be there when they get back."
The daughter goes into save her dumbass friend and then you don’t get to see if the friend survives at the end. This has to be up there with the most disappointing and pointless zombie movies ever made. This film leaves so many questions unanswered.
That was the point to leave questions unanswered that will be given in the sequel and anime series hes said it interviews several times
@@raheemgilliam2224 LOL
Forget about getting the answers. Zack Snyder stole 2 hours of your life. Cut your loses and move on.
The answers will just lead to more questions.
@@raheemgilliam2224 Sequel bait is extremely lazy. Your first movie should be able to stand on its own with or without a continuation.