r/Choosingbeggars "PAY ME $600,000 TO DATE ME!"

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4414

    Would you pay $600,000 to date a choosing beggar?
    I wouldn't pay $0.06 to date a choosing beggar.

    • @totalparkour0
      @totalparkour0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I would ot

    • @Izzy-Gaming
      @Izzy-Gaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Would you pay $0.05

    • @packrat6196
      @packrat6196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I would pay -600000$ to date a choosing begger

    • @leod1414
      @leod1414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I would pay a kick in the Butt

    • @gobbler_king7952
      @gobbler_king7952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      rSlash does it hurt to do the “voice” for so long every day?

  • @holyg1576
    @holyg1576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1578

    That lady... that wanted swimming lessons for her son.... i can see why she is a single mom

    • @christinesturm8460
      @christinesturm8460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

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    • @gooey9351
      @gooey9351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *NO SUPRISE SHES A BS*

    • @ShootingHimDown
      @ShootingHimDown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@gooey9351 I'm pretty sure you don't know what BS is

    • @gooey9351
      @gooey9351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ShootingHimDownits BULL SH*T

    • @ShootingHimDown
      @ShootingHimDown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@gooey9351 oh so you have bad grammar then.

  • @PataPannu
    @PataPannu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1551

    "I'll throw him in the pool tomorrow, if he drowns, you're responsible!"
    Bruh

    • @flyingdutchman9053
      @flyingdutchman9053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Derforst even tho the chat it fake it summs up the attitude of every post-modern feminist

    • @doctormoisturizer8321
      @doctormoisturizer8321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lollolpopll, I'm dying

    • @BenMaguireLONEWOLF9989
      @BenMaguireLONEWOLF9989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "I will murder my son, and when he dies, I will hold YOU responsible!"
      YOU FOOL. YOU ADMITTED YOUR PLAN TO THE TARGET. ABORT NOW TO AVOID RECOURSE.

    • @calebalmeida3474
      @calebalmeida3474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I can’t help but imagining this woman lifting his son over her head and yeeting him into the pull

    • @TophatE
      @TophatE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Derforst she just threatened to murder her own kid
      That’s worth a forward to cps

  • @ronaldmharrison7137
    @ronaldmharrison7137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2127

    Is anyone else fed up with hearing "I'm a poor, single mom" excuse ?
    :-)

    • @janedoex1398
      @janedoex1398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Yep. Because I don't give any fucks because some stupid bitch dropped out of school early, forgot her birth control AND couldn't keep her legs together, nor read a calendar. Not my problem. Not a single fuck given.

    • @NicoleNightfall
      @NicoleNightfall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      ...and usually they're not actually "single moms". They get weekends or any other weekends off while they split custody. That's more of a break than mothers who are in couples who don't get breaks from their kids lol.

    • @yoshihirotogashi408
      @yoshihirotogashi408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      For real tho if your poor fucking work hard not to be, 1M doesent come out of nowhere.

    • @claytonharbaugh308
      @claytonharbaugh308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @mushroomknob
      @mushroomknob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @John Bennett I'm sure they only meant these rude people using the "I'm a poor, single mom" excuse. "Some bitch" doesn't translate to "all single moms".

  • @camwyn256
    @camwyn256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    $400 for a handmade, wool, queen size blanket is crazy cheap. Beggar is the insane one

    • @EnchantingWings1
      @EnchantingWings1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That stitch is frigging difficult and slow, too. $400 for a Catherine's Wheel, wool, multicolour, queen size blanket is suuuper cheap.
      I learned to crochet because of that post 😂
      I wanted to see how long it takes to crochet a scarf in that stitch. Took me about 15 hours for a very short scarf.

    • @yogendramisra9137
      @yogendramisra9137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh, we have a little birdy in the comment section.

    • @camwyn256
      @camwyn256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yogendramisra9137 Lol. That comment was written on my phone

    • @NatashaVolanti
      @NatashaVolanti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My nan used to have, what seemed like, an endless supply of crochet knit blankets in what I used to call the circles pattern
      I now know it’s a Catherine Wheel pattern but I don’t know where she got so many of them from???
      She really didn’t like knitting, preferred sewing, but she has a massive social group, so big that she routinely drops off bags of new-old clothes and fresh fruit and food
      So maybe????

    • @Panda-cute
      @Panda-cute 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NatashaVolanti I see blankets like that in church a lot, maybe they're donations to the elderly?

  • @johnn3201
    @johnn3201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1190

    The real victims of these scenarios are their children

    • @ThisChangeIsAwful
      @ThisChangeIsAwful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I always feel bad for the kids.

    • @akua802
      @akua802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Good point

    • @clxwncrxwn
      @clxwncrxwn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too bad nobody cares even the women who claim such, girls just wanna have fun

    • @koolaidman4501
      @koolaidman4501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Only if it’s not a entitled kid

    • @hayamakaily9059
      @hayamakaily9059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      JR LOBSTER if they're entitled, that's still the choosingbegger and entitled parents' fault

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1910

    *"Why are you still single?"*
    *Me:* _* shows this video *_

    • @pikapika4613
      @pikapika4613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      -Double-

    • @Mackin3
      @Mackin3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ArE yOu SaYiNg ThAt WatChiNg ThEsE bLeSsEd ViDeOs MaKe YoU sInGlE?

    • @trilja6665
      @trilja6665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I still don't understand why You are single

    • @Mackin3
      @Mackin3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMEGA THE ONE nice spelling

    • @UrticantOdin
      @UrticantOdin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mackin3 oof

  • @NiamhCreates
    @NiamhCreates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1355

    $400 for a hand-crocheted wool blanket is incredibly reasonable. As a knitter myself... yarn is EXPENSIVE.

    • @mirandathepandakitty1630
      @mirandathepandakitty1630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Niamh-Creates and as someone who’s still learning how to crochet, ITS FREAKIN HARD TO LEARN

    • @Drahsa
      @Drahsa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I thought that looked reasonable, considering he wants a queen-sized wool blanket with some odd and most likely challenging style (I wouldn't know)

    • @snowouroboros9250
      @snowouroboros9250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What got y'all into crochet?

    • @jessicawailes4938
      @jessicawailes4938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      IKR?? Catherine's Wheel is a pain in the ass stitch, too.

    • @tetchedistress
      @tetchedistress 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I have done Katharine wheel, it’s pretty, but the op asked for a cheap price. The choosing beggar was an idiot.

  • @mineshnissanka7139
    @mineshnissanka7139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "I'm a hard working single mom"
    Yeah lady, so are many millions of women and they don't complain despite being in a way worse situation than you

  • @shikuthetempest
    @shikuthetempest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    "I'm 21 and have 4 children-"
    I can already tell this lady's reasoning skills and decision making is just the best in the world.

  • @Sharpiiieee
    @Sharpiiieee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    “I will throw him in the pool tomorrow at 1 it’s you’re fault if something happens”
    Grade-A parenting.

    • @satonut9699
      @satonut9699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Aqua thanks for the knowledge

    • @izzie9402
      @izzie9402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *your

    • @davidmolinacampos1512
      @davidmolinacampos1512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      CB be like: * insane crying * PoLIcE my child just drowned and I know the culprit
      Police: OK ma’am, tell us and we’ll be right there
      At OP’s house: You’re under arrest !!!
      OP: FOR WHAT ?!!
      Police: For drowning a child
      OP: ! Wait let me show you something
      * shows messages *
      Police: Sorry for bothering you
      Back with CB
      CB: Did you ARrest her ?
      Police: No but you are for false accusations and MURDER * dramatic music*
      CB: NANI !!!!!
      Police: Look stop wasting our time and get in the F’ing CAR !!!!
      CB: * goes into a typical CB rant *

    • @carolcarol9982
      @carolcarol9982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      On the upside, that kid will either learn to swim in a hurry, or EM is going to spend the rest of her natural life in prison.

    • @denverbajio9752
      @denverbajio9752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ye

  • @simonchadwick7552
    @simonchadwick7552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    Gronk is an Australian slang . It’s basically a worse way of calling Someone an idiot or a fool .

    • @vegasrenie
      @vegasrenie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think I heard the term on Crocodile Dundee. A large, mostly toothless guy (Gronk) was his friend and knocked somebody out.

    • @stormexaustralia77
      @stormexaustralia77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@vegasrenie that's Donk, not Gronk. He wouldn't be a mate if you called him Gronk 😂

    • @ferrellmangus4421
      @ferrellmangus4421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank ya mate

    • @vegasrenie
      @vegasrenie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stormexaustralia77 - Ah. Ok. Now I remember! 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @starmius6479
      @starmius6479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh ok good to know

  • @Mek3590
    @Mek3590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I'm going to rob a bank and just yell "I'm a single mom!!!" So they don't arrest me

    • @RuyVuusen
      @RuyVuusen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They'll even give you free housing and food while taking care of the children for free!

    • @EvilMeganium
      @EvilMeganium 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RuyVuusen OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

  • @Belenor
    @Belenor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    4 kids at 21 with no stable relationship, yikes.

    • @beercanman5535
      @beercanman5535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      she needs to keep her legs out of the air and crossed

    • @Xapheion101
      @Xapheion101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      And the oldest is 6 so she started at 15

    • @kcastillo1234
      @kcastillo1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Xapheion101 lol

    • @carpepesci
      @carpepesci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Four kids, how many different fathers?

    • @SarahsSnakeShop
      @SarahsSnakeShop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      yeah and her oldest is 6... she was 15 when she started habin bebes. FIFTEEN... she's just a kid herself. It's no wonder she's immature, she still has a child's mindset from not taking time to grow up before having kids!

  • @stephanieguss
    @stephanieguss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    As a single mother... never using that against anyone or to gain anything... I'm incredibly embarrassed. These women 🤦‍♀️

    • @Trippii
      @Trippii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      stay strong💪

    • @jaiyash0
      @jaiyash0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      gg Stephanie... gg

    • @armaan1457
      @armaan1457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A lot of these posts are fake synthesized for clout.

    • @holycrusader7965
      @holycrusader7965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@armaan1457 Not really. Whenever Rslash finishes a post, I then google it. Mostly they're all real but some that are exaggerated or crazy are fake. One of my favorite posts was the Veteran and the Moving company story. That was some real stuff.

    • @augustrnning7823
      @augustrnning7823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In so glad not every single mother is like that!
      You repressent the good part! I like that stay strong!

  • @glassisjusthotsand3661
    @glassisjusthotsand3661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Guy: **says no**
    Entitled mother: **laughs in entitlement** IM A SINGLE MOTHER

    • @BloodThirstyAvengers
      @BloodThirstyAvengers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Guy: ...still no.

    • @MeoWooff_01
      @MeoWooff_01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh God, the single mom line!

    • @MasterCrash123
      @MasterCrash123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I keep saying that just because you spread your legs for someone and let them pump a baby into you doesn't give you any special privileges. Literally almost every woman can give birth to a baby. That ability alone doesn't give you a free pass.

    • @doctormoisturizer8321
      @doctormoisturizer8321 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha very funny

    • @5h3nn0ng
      @5h3nn0ng 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guy (if he was a single mom): Ma'am, I too am a single mother and you dont see me begging while also being picky about free stuff. So stop excusing your sh!$$# behavior and wait in line like the rest of us

  • @ohanameansfamily3434
    @ohanameansfamily3434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Me: I have no fear!
    Em: I’m a single mooom
    Me: I have one fear

    • @rianmacdonald9454
      @rianmacdonald9454 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      pmsl. yep fear a single entitled mother over death itself.

    • @ohanameansfamily3434
      @ohanameansfamily3434 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rianmacdonald9454 idk if ur being serious or not but if u are im glad i made u laugh! :DD

    • @rianmacdonald9454
      @rianmacdonald9454 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ohanameansfamily3434 yes being serious, but you still made me laugh.
      my point is death comes to all of us, its a natural part of life, so why fear it, a single entitled mother, well that's not part of the natural life cycle. well it never used to be any way. lol

    • @ohanameansfamily3434
      @ohanameansfamily3434 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rianmacdonald9454 lol
      i was making a joke tho

    • @robertsissco2439
      @robertsissco2439 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I fear no man, but that thing...scares me.

  • @angelaseay103
    @angelaseay103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    I raised my kids alone. For 15 years. And NEVER once did I use that as an excuse to try to force someone to give me something. I busted my ass. Daily.

    • @quanvo5662
      @quanvo5662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I praise you for you dedication and love that you give your children. I’m so sorry you had to go through fifteen years alone like that. Be strong, mother, just know you are much appreciated by your kids and a random internet person any time you’re feeling down. I hope you have a good, happy life and your kids grow into kind, compassionate, successful adults.

    • @KazeelBaYz
      @KazeelBaYz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Salute

    • @angelaseay103
      @angelaseay103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Redfur the Animator actually thank you. My son is 21. Has his own home, in management and is also a fulltime student. He's phenomenal. My daughter, is 16. Just finished her sophomore year in high school. She also already has 18 of the 22 credits needed to graduate in my state. She will be graduating in december. After her 1st semester as a junior. My kids are great. A father doesnt make or break if someone is a shitty parent.

    • @thunderwolf1973
      @thunderwolf1973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow good for you (not sarcastic)

    • @themariokid2310
      @themariokid2310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Props to you :) that's awesome!

  • @thebad300
    @thebad300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    $400 is cheap i have seen hand made blankets and quilts go for @2000

    • @cecicullenwifey
      @cecicullenwifey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I still have a 400 dollar blanket I paid a friend to crochet. Totally worth it!

    • @m.ivyluna4632
      @m.ivyluna4632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The time, the material, that extra care.
      I paid 90 for a hand made baby blanket with no regrets for my niece when she was born

    • @jessekoons5877
      @jessekoons5877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A bought a 1400 doller blanket from a professional worth it

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      if it takes him 120 hours to make it, to make 10 bucks per hour would be 1200 + materials. Some people have no concept of how much it costs to do things.

    • @marschallblucher6197
      @marschallblucher6197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      CB how much for it in *Russian Black Sable?*
      Op: ...
      Op: like 100k lol
      CB: REEEEE IT SHOULD BE FOR FREE!!

  • @Ok-po3ks
    @Ok-po3ks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    EM: "Don't you have any heart??"
    Also EM: "I will throw him in the pool by one and if anything happens to him you are responsible!"

    • @lilmando7555
      @lilmando7555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      OP: Screenshot that. I'm reporting u to the police and child services.
      EM: are u blackmailing me?!?!?!?!?!
      OP: no.
      Also OP: Just protecting ur son from child abuse/endagerment............... Now, Isn't that heartless for me to do, huh???
      EM: OMFG WHY WON'T U JUST LET ME TRY TO KILL MY SON; I JUST WAN TO SEE MY SON DROWN AND BLAME U FOR THIS U F***ING WH**E
      OP: Took another screenshot. lol. cya in court b**ch

    • @lukasbernermatto4615
      @lukasbernermatto4615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The funny thing was EM said OP didnt have a heart when she teached children for FREE only because she had other things in her life

    • @Shattered-Realm
      @Shattered-Realm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lilmando7555 How the fuck do people reach this level of insanity and ungratefulness.

    • @gravyz2cute4u
      @gravyz2cute4u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Shattered-Realm Ikr? That whole "get them to give you money and then give it to me" part was unbelievable.

    • @bleachfanbk
      @bleachfanbk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ShatteredMercury if you figure out the answer to your question let me know, I've pondered it for a while and can't find a answer (I'd give it more thought but then I hear r/slash begger voice and almost turn into the hulk)

  • @sophiejameson4064
    @sophiejameson4064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I was widowed when our kids were small. It never occurred to me to demand lower prices, freebies or any other favour because I was a "poor single mother". A couple of times people did kind things to help me out (our next door neighbour trimmed my hedge for free) but I didn't expect it and I was very grateful.

  • @azazel2596
    @azazel2596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    Nobody:
    Crotchet Police: "WE ARE NOT A WASTE OF GOVERMENT FUNDING"

    • @Flamebeard0815
      @Flamebeard0815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When INSTAPOL and the Crocheters Instagram Assessors team up...

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are not hooking me into this punny game!!

    • @Flamebeard0815
      @Flamebeard0815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lifewuzonceezr Needle, yarn and knot. Or to rephrase: Hooked.

    • @charliemannion2718
      @charliemannion2718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      USCP

    • @Rainbow_Butterfly
      @Rainbow_Butterfly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What sbout the knitters? 😂 (but granted, i sew, crochet and knit. My grandma taught me to sew with machine, im self taught with hand sewing. My mom taught me to crochet and im self taught in knitting. Lol)

  • @heartsmyfaceforever8140
    @heartsmyfaceforever8140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    If that mom throws her kid in the pool there’s written proof she intended to do so knowing he can’t swim.

    • @redstorm4111
      @redstorm4111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hearts Ruiu I’d be showing that shit to CPS

    • @lisaswan362
      @lisaswan362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ...but wait....no one was suppose to be smart enough to know that....shes a single mom, so it should be fine, right? Think it would fly in court? lol....with a judge that is also a single mom....that would be hilarious.
      Seriously, I hope the child is physically safe, although with that kind of mom the child has would definitely need therapy later.
      But couldn't just saying she would do that be illegal is some way?

    • @quanvo5662
      @quanvo5662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lisa Swan
      That’s gonna be evidence to claim that mother for intentional murder of her child if the kid dies.
      And when hoping for the children of these entitled parents and choosing beggars to be physically and mentally safe, I usually would also send my prayers for the kid to never grow up so entitled like their parents.

    • @DustinBarlow8P
      @DustinBarlow8P 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Errrrm..... How I learned how to swim:
      Me: "Dad teach me how to swim?"
      Dad: Sure
      (Picks me up throws me in deepend, puts koozie on new beer, walks off")
      Me: Help Help Help...... hey I got it!
      (I learned how to swim)

    • @MrAfton-re7fm
      @MrAfton-re7fm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      JUST SHOW THE TEXTS

  • @advocatto6998
    @advocatto6998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    "Pull the lever, Gronk."
    *pulls lever*
    "WRONG LEVAHHHH!"

    • @carking1911
      @carking1911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahahaha! YOU ARE A COMEDIC GENIUS!!!

    • @GWoification
      @GWoification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Michael Mannell so what is a gronk? Lol 😝

    • @advocatto6998
      @advocatto6998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@GWoification Gronk is a character from Emperor's New Groove. Known to be a derpy henchman :3

    • @lancelot9839
      @lancelot9839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      why?

    • @tirralirra6209
      @tirralirra6209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@advocatto6998 its kronk, actually, just fyi.

  • @teardropcipher7001
    @teardropcipher7001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    CB: do you want to ruin Christmas!!!?
    Grinch: why yes, yes I do.

    • @Mintysweeeet
      @Mintysweeeet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂 not a lot of things make me laugh but that was funny

  • @Wurstfinger-rl1zi
    @Wurstfinger-rl1zi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    His "single mom" voice is just legendary xDD

  • @wannabehistorian371
    @wannabehistorian371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    0:16
    “21 years old”
    “6 year-old child”
    So 21 - 6 is 15... My God. She had children at 15.
    Edit: And she likely conceived at 14...Yup.

    • @JohnnyShagbot
      @JohnnyShagbot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Eh, my mom was 16 for most of her pregnancy with me. It's sadly not all that uncommon.

    • @STLCODPS3123
      @STLCODPS3123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Poke Emblem makes sense. Most of these entitled moms act like children

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yep. She wants someone else to pay for her inability to make responsible choices.

    • @lamelama22
      @lamelama22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      More concerning is the 1 year old and 5 month old... hopefully that 1 year old is actually like 1.5 years old, or else a baby got delivered months early. And still, immediately got pregnant against like the instant the previous baby was pushed out. :-/

    • @GeorgiiiVaampire
      @GeorgiiiVaampire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lamelama22 I was just wondering the same, just, why have another kid so early??

  • @DW-ip8ky
    @DW-ip8ky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    Gronk is used to describe someone that doesn't put puppy bloopers at the end of all their videos... *cough gronk cough*

    • @adamgray1753
      @adamgray1753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      We're entitled to rSlash's puppy bloopers after all! lol

    • @doodle0_
      @doodle0_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He didn't do it this vid!

    • @FourandaHalfIdiots
      @FourandaHalfIdiots 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@doodle0_ yes, that was the point of his entire comment

    • @thatguyyouhate5248
      @thatguyyouhate5248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking of Gronkowski

    • @72JeanYves
      @72JeanYves 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's the main reason now I watch the videos. He's going to either have to set up a Yugo channel or put a forewarning in the title. That way I know that there is no doggy dessert after the r/slash main meal.

  • @lord__pasta
    @lord__pasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    0:25
    This is why math is important, kids.
    To make sure you don't marry an entitled freaking Karen.

  • @tadeuszabramowicz7081
    @tadeuszabramowicz7081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    *chuckles*
    mom:my kid has anxiety... i wonder whyyyyy
    kid: (in his mind) she wants to FRICKING yeet me into a pool!!!

    • @bushdidharambe4219
      @bushdidharambe4219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I'm a lifeguard and listening to that be said gave me so much anxiety. I've legit seen parents just toss their 4 year olds into the pool without floats expecting them to "just learn" and had to get in and grab the kid. People are idiots.

    • @pawn5253
      @pawn5253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bushdidharambe4219 thats how a lot of places teach you to swim. That's how I learned how to swim, but you have to have someone on standby in case they start to drown.

    • @quesodecabra9671
      @quesodecabra9671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *chuckles*
      I'm in danger

    • @openedamazonbox581
      @openedamazonbox581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YEET

    • @danthemanyt8368
      @danthemanyt8368 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He won’t teach you so...... YEET

  • @jancontreras4836
    @jancontreras4836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2233

    This is how many times EMs said “IM A SINGLE MOTHER”
    👇🏻

    • @satonut9699
      @satonut9699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Pancake Baus per conversation

    • @metrafish
      @metrafish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +1 😊

    • @austinketchum1173
      @austinketchum1173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We should stop liking this because we make more times it happend

    • @randominternetguy3537
      @randominternetguy3537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I get that likes bring your self esteem up and all, but could you stop begging for likes?

    • @jusufzekovic5843
      @jusufzekovic5843 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big surprise honestly 😂😂

  • @washingbubble1780
    @washingbubble1780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “I already told him!”
    That sounds like a you problem

  • @leftmorningstar6954
    @leftmorningstar6954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    MY SON WASN'T ABLE TO COMMENT FIRST TAKE THE VIDEO DOWN AND REPOST IT!!!

  • @Amanda-mt2hx
    @Amanda-mt2hx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    So I am a crocheter and I decided to do the basic math for man hours x minimum wage.
    If you say she crochets solely on that project from 9-5 (like a regular job) that’s 8 hours a day, then 2-4 weeks for the completion time, 8hr x 14 days = 112 hours or 8hr x 28 days = 224 hours. Multiply those with minimum wage in VA (and most states) $7.25. So if it’s 112 hours x $7.25 = $812 (not including the price of materials), if it took longer then 224 hours x $7.25 = $1,624. Add in just basic yarn materials and the grand total would come out being
    *$972* - *$1,784*
    So yeah you could say $400 for a queen sized 100% wool blanket in a complicated stitch would be totally worth it.

    • @theaccount8686
      @theaccount8686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok this is big brain time

    • @MashuTora
      @MashuTora 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Geezums... I would never want to spend $400 on a blanket, but that's looking pretty good compared to the math. Also, since you gave me a *headache* with your math, I'm going to need a blanket for free! (kidding) :P

    • @thisisanuncreativeusername2745
      @thisisanuncreativeusername2745 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amanda Kaufman and the entitled person wanted to pay *$70*

  • @SM-lg8pt
    @SM-lg8pt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Whenever youre doing choosing beggars voice it makes me get Angrier at the choosing beggars 😂😂😂

    • @Lexicoley1826
      @Lexicoley1826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The CB voices he does just grind my nerves so bad!
      But I’m still watching. 😂

    • @litfrenzy3345
      @litfrenzy3345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ...And we know Reddit is doing all the voices, but it just seems like when I listen to him reading the mails, the female voices kinda melt , the male voices,and the kids voices... sounds like you're listening to the same Karen, guys or, kids... Kinda cool, kinda creepy too...

    • @mukkaar
      @mukkaar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think I could be his friend irl after watching all these videos :D

    • @hauntingvoice3376
      @hauntingvoice3376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @abbybliophile
      @abbybliophile 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sameee 😂😂😂

  • @thecompass465
    @thecompass465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My mom is literally a single mother with five kids, she doesn't get financial aid and she's a deli worker, she has never acted like any of these people

  • @NicoleNightfall
    @NicoleNightfall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    As an artist, I totally feel the crocheter and that interaction. People don't get the cost of labor and how much time and effort things take. Everyone just expects to pay the cost of supplies, if even that. They expect Wal Mart prices for everything.

    • @davidjr3769
      @davidjr3769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nicole Nightfall yea if you want something handmade it takes longer and cost more. Some people just can’t wrap their head around that.

    • @alexandrawainwright6904
      @alexandrawainwright6904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I commissioned a lady to crochet a beautiful shawl I wanted to give to my aunt who was really looking for sick as a nice surprise for her in winter. The material had to be fairly light weight as she couldn't have anything too heavy on her shou shoulders. This lady gave me her quote which I actually thought was low. She made the shawl which came out perfectly and my aunt absolutely loved. I ended up giving the lady more money than she had quoted I was just so grateful for the job and the time and effort she put into it.

    • @NicoleNightfall
      @NicoleNightfall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alexandrawainwright6904 There needs to be more people like you in the world!

    • @animeotaku307
      @animeotaku307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reminds me of a story about this lady who insisted that she only pay an artist for the materials to make a piece of jewelry. The artist agreed... and sent the lady the materials and tools needed to make the jewelry.

    • @TipTheScales27
      @TipTheScales27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But they expect it to be better quality than Walmart 🤡

  • @carbinemelon5967
    @carbinemelon5967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Did you know that the man who wanted the 400 blanket for 70 was actually reported for harassment and got banned

  • @cemeteraeweather
    @cemeteraeweather 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    If their was a organization for crocheting like that they would most definitely be on op’s side

  • @rayward623
    @rayward623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "I'm a single mother! I deserve the soul in your body on a golden platter!"

    • @GeorgeCV
      @GeorgeCV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "And you will have to pay for it."

    • @patricgugl9060
      @patricgugl9060 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "and you HAVE to give me all of your stuff,all your money and your hole live. If you don't do that I will arrest you cause I'm an FBI agent. And you have to give me your son cause I need him to eat something.

  • @mgtowlegion652
    @mgtowlegion652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    I am soooooooo tired of single mothers acting like we are obligated to help them ,like somehow it's our fault she is a single mother.

    • @darkprincessoverland2230
      @darkprincessoverland2230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      hi single mom here, and i'm sorry but i dont think that way. i dont think anyone is obligated to help me in any way what so ever, just thought it put it out there, that not all single moms think that way.

    • @mgtowlegion652
      @mgtowlegion652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@darkprincessoverland2230 yes ,we need vids of women not asking for special favors just because they are single mothers. Hey ,how about yourself? It would be refreshing

    • @darkprincessoverland2230
      @darkprincessoverland2230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mgtowlegion652 to tell the truth, i dont even like asking anyone for money, from christmas, i'll say to my dad you can get my kid something but as for me nothing at all, i cant say no to a grandpa if he wants to get her something, and as for my birthday i tell him i dont need anything but thanks.

    • @mgtowlegion652
      @mgtowlegion652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@darkprincessoverland2230 reading your story means there may still be hope because I see a fatherless future for alot of the western societies and most women supported by men via government aid through tax extortion.

    • @mentalangel3696
      @mentalangel3696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@darkprincessoverland2230 I really wanna hug you for some reason. (Maybe cause you're proof not ALL single moms are monsters?)

  • @greenbabykitten2953
    @greenbabykitten2953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    EM: I'm a si...
    Me: Ight ima head out

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      EM: im a single mom
      Me: i can see why

    • @calebalmeida3474
      @calebalmeida3474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me: Ight ima post this on r/entitledparents

  • @franklinwang1877
    @franklinwang1877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Anyone else notice how a main reason that entitled moms use is, “BUT IM A SINGLE MOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!”

  • @susternak
    @susternak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7329

    guys please stop i've been getting way too many notifications

    • @baileyisnotswag12yearsago86
      @baileyisnotswag12yearsago86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Omg so true

    • @brutusthebear9050
      @brutusthebear9050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

      @@nes819 I'm not a creep. I'm a beta tester ;)

    • @Gorveck
      @Gorveck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Nani!!!!!

    • @Asbjoern
      @Asbjoern 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Why is it illegal?

    • @ghost_cities
      @ghost_cities 5 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      @@Asbjoern So she got pregnant at 14 and had her kid at 15.

  • @Vannarra1
    @Vannarra1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Legit crocheting as I listen to this blanket story.
    The struggle is SO REAL with people who don’t understand or respect the craft.

    • @helenhughes7670
      @helenhughes7670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I make crochet dolls and I made one recently for someone. She never replied to my message when I sent her a photo of the finished doll so a few hours later I sent her a message asking if she still wanted it. ‘Oh yeah but I can’t pay yet,’ she replied. So I said ‘Oh it’s just that someone else has seen it and can pay me straight away.’
      She simply came back with ‘Oh. Whatever.’
      The other person is getting the doll as a gift as I know she’ll definitely appreciate it more.

    • @EnchantingWings1
      @EnchantingWings1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That story got me into crochet a year ago. After listening to it, I bought crochet hooks and yarn as I wanted to learn that stitch to see how long it'd take me to crochet a Catherine's Wheel scarf.
      A long time. A long, long time.

    • @Bremend
      @Bremend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I honestly don't understand how people who crotchet have the patience to keep on crotcheting

    • @Vannarra1
      @Vannarra1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bremend for me I either have NONE or I hyper-fixate tbh

  • @LandonR.
    @LandonR. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    I thought dates only costed $500,000 😂

    • @TheChelleyBean
      @TheChelleyBean 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      R.i.P xD

    • @sergejsalonski6130
      @sergejsalonski6130 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who do you date?

    • @redcar9949
      @redcar9949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually a bag of dates at any asian store costs like 5 bucks

    • @sergejsalonski6130
      @sergejsalonski6130 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@redcar9949 yes I bought 10 of them from 20 bucks
      They are hard working and super nice

    • @ezelmontenegro889
      @ezelmontenegro889 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like 500000 a day

  • @bizzlemizzleproductions6931
    @bizzlemizzleproductions6931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Woman: threatens to hurt her kid
    OP: I’m not budging
    Woman: surprised pikachu face

    • @taliabutton1593
      @taliabutton1593 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I would let the police know about the message.

    • @robertsissco2439
      @robertsissco2439 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@taliabutton1593 Police, CPS, the friend that referred them, social media. EVERYONE

  • @themilkman7986
    @themilkman7986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    OP: no thanks
    EM: *starts complaining about ALL her problems*
    Smh
    😑😑

    • @alyx5491
      @alyx5491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I AM A SINGLE MOTHER SO I DONT HAVE CASH YOU (curse words)

    • @themilkman7986
      @themilkman7986 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alyx5491 lol I think you just made my day!! Thank you

    • @themilkman7986
      @themilkman7986 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@randomkiddokkk yup

    • @themilkman7986
      @themilkman7986 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg thank you RSLASH!!!!!!!! I just got a heart from my favourite TH-camr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @alyx5491
      @alyx5491 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s the least i can do pizzafish 65

  • @matt_malloy
    @matt_malloy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    11:50
    rSlash, You honestly should’ve put a “You’re Insane” counter on the bottom right!🤣

    • @xyonex3517
      @xyonex3517 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Faze Kay : You're insane!

    • @jeffisaderp2128
      @jeffisaderp2128 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's insane!

    • @dustin202
      @dustin202 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can I crusade

  • @LilMissNichole
    @LilMissNichole 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    CB: "It's for my girlfriend!"
    Me: "Wait, I thought it was for the couch-"

    • @kaennokage
      @kaennokage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      CB: "Yes, the couch is my girlfriend! What's wrong with that, she deserves a nice blanket!"

    • @satonut9699
      @satonut9699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She sick tho

    • @plotalone8053
      @plotalone8053 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jasmine Holt
      EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
      I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT

    • @WayKnd
      @WayKnd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      His gf is a couch, that's why she's sick

  • @dr6063
    @dr6063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When that one said “I’ll just throw him in the pool at 1” I just lmao and couldn’t stop 😂🤣😂🤣😅

  • @emissaryofthecows3389
    @emissaryofthecows3389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "BUT I'M A SINGLE MOTHER!!!"
    I think we all understand just why all these eps are single

    • @satonut9699
      @satonut9699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Emissary of the cows yes we do

    • @alexsaurusrex2940
      @alexsaurusrex2940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think this is comment of the year on rslash

    • @carolcarol9982
      @carolcarol9982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But...they're all such...catches.

    • @kuroshi2798
      @kuroshi2798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This shit belongs in the hall of fame. I need this comment.

  • @yxx260
    @yxx260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Rslash: Most expensive date lol, $639,000...
    Rslash a while ago: *180,000,000 million award to "hug."*

    • @SilverVolo
      @SilverVolo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He forgets idk

    • @LilithRoseoftheValley
      @LilithRoseoftheValley 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like this is a re-upload.

    • @sweenhoe10
      @sweenhoe10 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well you get payed to "Hug" in this instance your have to pay to get a opportunity to "Hug"

  • @Zombkiler
    @Zombkiler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Nobody:
    I aM a SiNgLe MoThEr

  • @webbtrekker534
    @webbtrekker534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just love your spontaneous laughs. Makes it so much better!

  • @korscythe1991
    @korscythe1991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    That woman is probably gonna throw her child in a body of water and be like go swim then when he drowns WHY DIDNT ANYONE SAVE HIM?????

    • @cassidyb8786
      @cassidyb8786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NinjaWarrior then she’ll be like I WILL SUE YOU! YOU WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY CHILD AND YOU LET HIM DROWN!
      Oh wait, OP was never there, never agreed to be there, and told you about his plans. So it’s really YOUR fault your child is dead.

    • @hhhhhmmmmmmm1949
      @hhhhhmmmmmmm1949 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      bruuuuuuh,relax nobody does that no need to be dramatic over something that wont happen

    • @ShreksSwampFizz
      @ShreksSwampFizz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hhhhhmmmmmmm1949 You'd think that nobody is really that stupid, but people like that actually exist. Granted, horrible people are not very common, but they do exist

    • @dralord1307
      @dralord1307 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hhhhhmmmmmmm1949 "cough" Andrea Yates "cough"

    • @seprheyn7492
      @seprheyn7492 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lb mommy i cant swim
      Em nonsense go swim
      Lb drowns
      Em WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE THEY DIDNT SAVE MY LITTLE ANGEL

  • @JamilKhan-xu9fo
    @JamilKhan-xu9fo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Definition(s) for gronk -
    Australian Slang, (noun) A person that is totally lacking in fashion sense, [motor skills] and/or social skills. Usually a [total moron], an extremely unpleasant person or an unwanted guest. Sometimes: A likeable idiot or Bogan (especially in [Queensland])

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you ^^

    • @watson483
      @watson483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah this. As an Aussie i can tell ya that it's used a fair amount, depending on who your talking to. Gen xers and some gen y use it heaps. Not so much the younger generations.

    • @johnnyissa7890
      @johnnyissa7890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@watson483 to be fair I'm Aussie aswell but people call others gronks instead of c*nt Or f*g because if you're an Aussie you know that c*nt means best friend

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnnyissa7890 Isn't C*nt also used to just refer to people in general?

    • @MrRobbyD85
      @MrRobbyD85 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The c bomb is not used as often as you might think. On a work site yes but not really else where until alcohol is drank. Gronk a word we can say without actually swearing.

  • @squishyrock9103
    @squishyrock9103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    When you said “gronk” why did I here “kronk” and then immediately think of the line “kronk pull the lever. Wrong lever!”

    • @dragoncubes1074
      @dragoncubes1074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brilliant. One of my favorite movies.

    • @sammyp1042
      @sammyp1042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "My spinach puffs!"

  • @andreg4460
    @andreg4460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude, not to come off as entitled, but you almost owed me for a trip to the emergency room! I was lifting weights while watching this video, and between your voice impersonations and Deadpool popping up around the 12:17 mark, I damn near dropped the weights from laughing so hard. Thankfully it distracted me enough to stop and sit down, otherwise I'm sure the "Sound of Music" meme around 12:29 would have done me in! Seriously though, thanks for all the laughs and comedy. Please don't ever stop!

  • @willemlyall-wilson7316
    @willemlyall-wilson7316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Gronk means someone who’s drinks until there shitfaced everyday

    • @doctormoisturizer8321
      @doctormoisturizer8321 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      True dat

    • @PROJECT-863-SUBJECT-4
      @PROJECT-863-SUBJECT-4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you because every time I search gronk the football player comes up instead of the definition

    • @Koefti
      @Koefti 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oooor its a misspelled german youtuber ;D

    • @bryce4724
      @bryce4724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do we know what state it came from, from Queensland and I have one heard it a handful of times
      Edit. Inland Queensland if its from the Goldy I could imagine it being used a lot

    • @Moo-Ray
      @Moo-Ray 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bryce4724 NSW/VIC ya hear it a bit ayyyy

  • @crazedxi2098
    @crazedxi2098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    the fact that those people genuinely exist make me fear for our futures, literal wastes of oxygen casually walking around

  • @chocoboasylum
    @chocoboasylum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    She had her first kid by 15 and has 4 kids at age 21. Are all kids by the same father, I wonder?
    Poor kids...

  • @X7Excalibur
    @X7Excalibur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh man. The uncle who left his kids nothing should have written this on his mausoleum. "My family wished me dead, so i used my inheritance on this instead."

  • @christianstachl
    @christianstachl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I laughed at the term "gronk", because here in Germany we have a famous youtuber/letsplayer named Gronkh 😄

    • @Emi_Tempi
      @Emi_Tempi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *_hehe_*

    • @theresamaria8633
      @theresamaria8633 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, love him

    • @clustercollapse6330
      @clustercollapse6330 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's that sign by your name?

    • @kimlindberg2311
      @kimlindberg2311 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@clustercollapse6330 I'm also wondering about that

    • @danknoodlecup1372
      @danknoodlecup1372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@clustercollapse6330 i think its like twitch subs but youtubes version

  • @1981deloreanfan
    @1981deloreanfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The U.S. minimum wage is $7.25 as of August 2019. If op charged minimum wage for labor, it would be $870 to $1,087.50 for labor alone.

    • @dgharris91
      @dgharris91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Australian minimum wage after 1 July 2019 is $19.49 hour.

    • @triparadox.c
      @triparadox.c 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dgharris91 different currency tho

    • @samuentaga
      @samuentaga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@triparadox.c $19 Australian is about $13 US, so still a lot of money to pay in labour.

    • @Invrexs
      @Invrexs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No one asked. I cant even own a gun in australia lmao. Fuck assuies

    • @davidjr3769
      @davidjr3769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In Michigan it is 9.65 , what states pay 7.25 ?
      Edit : Just looked it up , I didn’t realize so many states are 7.25 damn.
      At our restaurant we pay our tipped employees 8.90 an hour which is over double the tipped min wage of 3.50 ish.
      Waitresses average 16$ dollars an hour
      Drivers average 15$ an hour
      We like to pay them so high so our customers don’t feel like they HAVE to tip.
      Even though they still end up doing it lol

  • @ronaldms5971
    @ronaldms5971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Second video without puppybloopers
    *I'm watching you rSlash*

    • @notaplic8158
      @notaplic8158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HE KILLED THE DOG!

    • @satonut9699
      @satonut9699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ralpheal Yuan Pandes Canlas BUT HE KILLED THE DOG WHY CALM DOWN

    • @notaplic8158
      @notaplic8158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Ralpheal Yuan Pandes Canlas learn some sarcasm mate.

    • @notaplic8158
      @notaplic8158 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ralpheal Yuan Pandes Canlas child*

  • @michaelathens953
    @michaelathens953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow. I'm a retail employee and have been for a long time so I've dealt with some very rude, entitled people,but the woman in the swim lesson is on a whole other level that I've (thank the gods) never encountered.
    Man how I hope I never do get subjected to that excruciating bullshit.

    • @bneshel1514
      @bneshel1514 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      poor kid of hers :(

  • @Musiclover-cx5vs
    @Musiclover-cx5vs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Mother hits child walking down the street with car
    Police: ma’am you’re under arrest-
    Mother:I AM A SINGLE MOTHER U KNOW HOW HARD IT IS BEING A SINGLE MOTHER
    mother hits child with belt
    Other bystander parents: you can’t do that ur hurting-
    Mother:I AM A SINGLE MOTHER

    • @0FynnFish0
      @0FynnFish0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As a single mum myself, watching these videos sometimes makes me shudder from second hand embarrassment and shame... 🙈

    • @jingwei4664
      @jingwei4664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Single moms could do anything I guess

    • @jonesydefaulty4459
      @jonesydefaulty4459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same concept with vegans different things

    • @pactechgamer1444
      @pactechgamer1444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then another single mother appear and hit the mother in the face.
      Em = entitled mother
      Gm = good mother
      Em : why do u hit me I'm a single mother
      Gm : I'm a single mother do you know how hard it is being a single mother?
      Em : you are probably rich and I'm not so that's still not fair.
      Gm : you have a car and I don't.*hit again*
      Em : why the f*** did you just punch me in the face. *Scream of Hell*
      Gm : officer I want to charge her for Harrasing that kid and using single mother as a reason.
      Police : Ma'am time for court.

    • @denverbajio9752
      @denverbajio9752 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye

  • @Efsaaneh
    @Efsaaneh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I just _love_ your whiny CB/EP voice. Really adds depth to the posts!

  • @badnation1776
    @badnation1776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    no one :
    absolutely no one :
    rSlash in extremely feminine voice : Heloo gguyyss

    • @Emi_Tempi
      @Emi_Tempi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Plot twist:
      Its another person who does that voice.

  • @davepedersen2115
    @davepedersen2115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Of course I'm going to buy the yarn on sale but I'm charging you full price"😂🤣😁😀😆

  • @kumkum2973
    @kumkum2973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Nobody:
    Crotchet police: WE ARE A LEGIT ORGANIZATION MKAY

  • @kalinodaquiri
    @kalinodaquiri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "I was thinking 800 and I could give you some jewelry I make in exchange."
    That story was in a previous rSlash video. Ooooh! Reusing content!

    • @romanrodriguez7957
      @romanrodriguez7957 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So was the wool blanket one

    • @kalinodaquiri
      @kalinodaquiri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roman Rodriguez really? I don't remember it. I've watched these choosing beggars videos at least thrice, so I feel like I would remember it. Which video is it in? Are you sure it's in an rSlash video?

    • @maartencuyvers6017
      @maartencuyvers6017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kalinodaquiri the wool blanket has been on the SorrowTV choosingbeggar videos

    • @kalinodaquiri
      @kalinodaquiri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maarten Cuyvers Yo, that isn't what I said. I said a previous rSlash video. As in, this channel. I said nothing about any other channel.
      Also, sorry if this seems rude. That's not my intention.

    • @zakariaskr4951
      @zakariaskr4951 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like i have heard it before

  • @ll-MF_GHOST-ll
    @ll-MF_GHOST-ll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "Hey you wanna date"
    Me:*shows video* nah I'm good

  • @itsjoe3549
    @itsjoe3549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As someone who’s lived with a single mom for a LONG time, she never complained this much or demanded so much. She never even shopped online or in catalogs bc she knew that she couldn’t afford it. She made do with what she had, and didn’t try to get discounts on stuff we didn’t need. These “single moms” really are something

  • @Babthunda
    @Babthunda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    0:06 "im 21 and i have a six year old and a fpur year old Child"
    HOLD DA FUQ UP

    • @SEGASister
      @SEGASister 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's what we call statutory rape. Doesn't matter if the minor, "consents," to sex, because legally, they can't.

    • @danmoar94
      @danmoar94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kabxksb you say hecking instead of "fucking" but you still say slut?

    • @autumn_breeze616
      @autumn_breeze616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@SEGASister unless they had sex with someone their age lol

    • @abellfell9003
      @abellfell9003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No pretty shure thatd still bad even if it was with someone of there age.

    • @kelsey2959
      @kelsey2959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@@abellfell9003 it's bad but not illegal

  • @renzo4100
    @renzo4100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Didnt the second choosing begger was already in a another video? (btw i love this channel)
    Edit: how tf this has lots of likes?

    • @MiniorinVR
      @MiniorinVR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That was mini ladd’s video

    • @renzo4100
      @renzo4100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh..

    • @jonathanacearmy2561
      @jonathanacearmy2561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@renzo4100 To be honest I tought the exact same thing
      I think he covered that post once before, not sure tho

    • @callsigngecko4723
      @callsigngecko4723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Maciej Nenutil reeeeeeeeeee

    • @retardedperson4280
      @retardedperson4280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maciej Nenutil I don’t lol

  • @Mrmongoose64
    @Mrmongoose64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    12:38 You didn't censor out the f-word.
    DEMONETISED

    • @evilsayaka
      @evilsayaka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No one :
      Absolutely no one :
      Litrially no one :
      TH-cam :
      DEmONotIzEd!

    • @BloodThirstyAvengers
      @BloodThirstyAvengers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can't spell 'Demonetised' without 'Demon'.

  • @willow2330
    @willow2330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:17
    give her props that she has the guts to be mean to someone even though she already has a low chance to join the class.
    but still, the heck?

  • @Tyclone
    @Tyclone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Sometimes these videos make me wish Thanos was real...

    • @TheRealWiseFool
      @TheRealWiseFool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where's a Genie when I need one?

    • @kenyettaready
      @kenyettaready 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh but he is real.

    • @kruckcrusher8102
      @kruckcrusher8102 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If I was Thanos I would snap all the single mom away

    • @toasterbathbombs139
      @toasterbathbombs139 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ʜᴇ ɪs ᴊᴜsᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴᴏs ɪɴ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇs

    • @TetaGama
      @TetaGama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kruckcrusher8102 please don't disrespect hardworking ones. Please.

  • @clems_first
    @clems_first 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    You reused the one at 6:22 .
    You thought I wouldn't notice now, did you ?

    • @godmauledsomepeople
      @godmauledsomepeople 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wait...THATS ILLEGAL
      i knew it was familiar to me!

    • @Mimikyuke
      @Mimikyuke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I knew it

    • @kilodeck4347
      @kilodeck4347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was reused but I think this one has more messages from em

    • @Mimikyuke
      @Mimikyuke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He also reused the one about the blanket

  • @Hallwo_333
    @Hallwo_333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    7:34 as soon as I saw this I was just like “YES THIS ONE ITS SO FUNNY”
    I hope you had a good laugh with that one rSlash

  • @toportime
    @toportime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It is astounding that crappy parents tell their kids they can do things with someone else without asking, then say the other person is at fault for upsetting the kid that the crappy parent lied to.

  • @jpass8477
    @jpass8477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I think all Karens get-together and share the lines that they use: im a single mom. Hoq do you feel now that you have runined 2 kids Christmases

  • @nat-tf8vm
    @nat-tf8vm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    *IM A SINGLE MOM I NEED MONEY MORE THAN YOU GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY*

    • @aayanrahman5583
      @aayanrahman5583 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pando tl;dr

    • @mikha7201
      @mikha7201 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/choosingbeggars

    • @Analoguejunk
      @Analoguejunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get pregnant in a unstable relation, find out kids cost money. Start blaming others cause they think before they preg.

  • @creepystonex
    @creepystonex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this makes me appreciate how nice _most_ strangers are on the internet to each other

  • @gg-cr3tf
    @gg-cr3tf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I need a blanket that can fit two people under it”
    Me and my dirty mind: DAAAAAAAAMN
    me and my actual dirty mind: hEy StePbRO

  • @fatbatcat2454
    @fatbatcat2454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Nobody:
    Karen’s: I’m a single mother so GIVE ME YOUR STUFF

    • @xyonex3517
      @xyonex3517 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      all i have is a vibrator.
      jk i'm not a girl.

  • @zzzzzz...9902
    @zzzzzz...9902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Entitled Mother: Does it feel good knowing you ruined two kids Christmases?
    Me: Yep.

  • @redxlaser1562
    @redxlaser1562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Our next story is from-“
    *Ritz ad plays*

  • @flappy7373
    @flappy7373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this stuff is scary.. the fact that people think that kindness is owed is terrifying.

    • @Vinemaple
      @Vinemaple ปีที่แล้ว

      Very underrated post!

  • @forden9125
    @forden9125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The Crochet Mafia will bust their kneecaps for charging too much

  • @castriaI
    @castriaI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I googled what a Gronk is and I got a picture and description of Rob GRONKowski.
    Google has failed us all.

    • @sui-ryuu
      @sui-ryuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Once again. 😢

    • @xxHGMxx
      @xxHGMxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best of all Gronks

    • @MoltenFox
      @MoltenFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A gronk is an Australian term which means alchoholic with a low IQ and zero usefull skills

  • @margesimpson3086
    @margesimpson3086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    How dare u interrupt my sleep with this notification!

    • @aidantuck9113
      @aidantuck9113 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lit. Org 2 r/ihadastroke

    • @SpaghettiMaster57
      @SpaghettiMaster57 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lit. Org 2 toooooo me od me du

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WHEN RSLASH UPLOADS! HE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO SUE YOU

    • @jeanl8453
      @jeanl8453 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thehiddenninja3428 lol

  • @anaborja9724
    @anaborja9724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jesus Christ that first EP is unbelievable. I’ve got anxiety and depression, I live alone with my mother and we aren’t necessarily rich, yet I excel at swimming and have even won several tournaments, and not once did my mother ask for money from someone who’s doing a job FOR FREE

  • @toasterbathbombs139
    @toasterbathbombs139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    EM:why is everyone so selfish and unhelpful these days??
    Me:because people like you exist on this earth

    • @coolioxii5197
      @coolioxii5197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH damn boi

    • @xsailor85
      @xsailor85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PunGnu :/ The world has gone insane.

    • @walksanator
      @walksanator 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Every one is unhelpful and lazy because of entitled people

    • @josefranco3629
      @josefranco3629 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dammmmnnnnn

  • @potatopants4691
    @potatopants4691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Why is "I am a single mom?" Like the default thing?

    • @rugalbernstein5913
      @rugalbernstein5913 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because they believe it’s a essentially like playing a joker in cards, and that people will default to giving them sympathy for “having it hard”. Barely anyone would give in to that excuse now though, an entitled single mother could only happen because couldn’t close her legs and abandoned/drove the father away. I blame the idiots bloating their egos with the “single mothers are strong and independent” garbage.

    • @quanvo5662
      @quanvo5662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rugal Bernstein
      Because of these entitled “single mothers” that actual, struggling single mothers are looked down upon and are affected by the bad reputation associated. I mean, the real single mothers of the world have gone through break ups and divorces, they could’ve been victims of sexual assaults, rapes, verbal, mental and physical abuse and these entitled street-corners-standers are making it even worse on them.

    • @hodgeelmwood8677
      @hodgeelmwood8677 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frankly I think a lot of people who say that are lying, thinking that people will feel sorry for them. Doesn't work! :)

  • @DarthVenus
    @DarthVenus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Man my friend said something similar to the first CB, but she was talking about how she “wants 3 kids and to live in the US.” Our school costs $30,000. These people are insane ;-;

  • @it_was_taken1121
    @it_was_taken1121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:15 - 5:55 if i got a message like that i would respond
    "I'm sorry who's the selfish one here?"

  • @LegendOfRO
    @LegendOfRO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:35 Godzilla got a stroke while trying to read this and fucking died