r/Choosingbeggars Entitled Kid Dumps BMW in River "I WANTED A JAGUAR!"

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3622

    do NOT buy me flowers!
    do NOT buy me chocolates!
    DO subscribe to my channel!

    • @kt1638
      @kt1638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      already did!

    • @sophia2664
      @sophia2664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      But, I already got them with me :(( I was gonna give them to you :((((((

    • @henzou13
      @henzou13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      where's beggarSlash

    • @SEVERED.L1MBS
      @SEVERED.L1MBS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      DO NOT reply to my comment!

    • @cestflechettes1673
      @cestflechettes1673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What happens if I have already? Do I explo...

  • @101Crock
    @101Crock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    I really hope Amber was fired from her position, no one that stupid and entitled should ever be in any position of authority over others.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      The thing is, you know the company's gotta get new tills, and whoever has those tills is going to ask for a reason they suddenly don't have tills, and the whole time that's happening you know the store's going to be shut down; not to mention if she were still in charge she'd be demanding, unreasonably, to have the keys to the new tills, which obviously is going to raise immediate red flags for the new till person, at which point they'd find this thread... so no, I don't expect she still has her job. We can only hope the store regained its ability to open its doors in time that the other employees weren't laid off too.

    • @lelandgaunt9985
      @lelandgaunt9985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You should see the parish school board!

    • @gravyz2cute4u
      @gravyz2cute4u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Agreed! I really want an update regarding the outcome of the legal proceedings haha. How on Earth someone like Amber was ever escalated to a position of authority I will never know. I feel that a brick needs to be thrown at her head >_

    • @judgejudyatemyhamster116
      @judgejudyatemyhamster116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Here is a link to the whole episode. With an update.
      And more.
      The guy is Abs and he is fantastic at putting down choosing beggars.
      The vid has more of his put downs.
      th-cam.com/video/M805cvgU6Sk/w-d-xo.html

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've seen this story before, but I don't remember what happened to her.

  • @InternetinaNutshellChannel
    @InternetinaNutshellChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1884

    "I wanted a Jaguar!!!"
    "I'm sorry entitled kid. How about a starving lion instead?"

    • @CN-dl6fb
      @CN-dl6fb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Wanna know the worst thing ? He got the Jaguar.

    • @dakkarnemo1094
      @dakkarnemo1094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@CN-dl6fb How'd you find that out?

    • @chrissi.enbyYT
      @chrissi.enbyYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I started with a VW Polo and was happy!
      I worked hard enough to afford 2 BMWs but that guy trew his in the river?
      Such people should go to military service, eat dirt and accept that getting something for free, especially a car like that, is a huge thing.
      But Karma will strike back anyways

    • @wdf_skar
      @wdf_skar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are you on every reddit vid?

    • @thatthunder3399
      @thatthunder3399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Comic Nerd
      Where you find out

  • @haqeeqee
    @haqeeqee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    The newspaper article incorrectly referred to him as an “Indian man”. It should have said “Indian man-child”.

    • @salsylexhagen7423
      @salsylexhagen7423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Haqeeqee i think rSlash must have read your post, in his description he wrote man/child. That man/child was a serious piece of work. My parents give me and my sisters £25 for our birthdays and we are happy and grateful. There are some real entitled people out there and i am glad that i'm not one of them ☺

    • @ldg5557
      @ldg5557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're hiliriouse lol have a great day.

    • @adityabhardwaj1808
      @adityabhardwaj1808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Salsylex Hagen lol you peasants get 25£ on your birthday
      *Cries in alone and broke*

    • @ksubramanyammurty65
      @ksubramanyammurty65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@salsylexhagen7423 you are getting paid!?

    • @discreet_boson
      @discreet_boson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That guy was actually briefly famous in India

  • @JEL625
    @JEL625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    "I look forward to hearing from your legal team, we can laugh at you together"
    I want the name of the local sheriff, i think we all just witnessed a murder.

    • @sskhussaini
      @sskhussaini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      r/murderedbywords 😂

    • @hanezutchins2786
      @hanezutchins2786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He'll be there in the morning, remember?

    • @aaravtekriwal4868
      @aaravtekriwal4868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Boooom head shot!

    • @omiden6673
      @omiden6673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Destruction 100

    • @erichanastacio9695
      @erichanastacio9695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like massacre.
      Got killed multiple times.
      LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mejhlul
    @Mejhlul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    Do you accidentally annoy yourself while doing those voices?

    • @brewersfanjp
      @brewersfanjp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      He admitted in one that the voices do annoy himself sometimes.

    • @jordankay8578
      @jordankay8578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He does!! Haha he mentioned it in a video before

    • @darc22005
      @darc22005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I remember when he admitted that. fugging got me XD His entitled and choosing beggar voices are great parodies

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      rSlash's best voice is when he is pretending to be a 12-year old gamer that wants a free logo for his "clan" lmfao!

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      æ

  • @johntumahab323
    @johntumahab323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    It's never "losing business" if you weren't planning on paying...

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, I love that "You won't give it to me for free? Well you just lost my business!" logic.

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dx1450 æ

    • @PedroGM0
      @PedroGM0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Choosing beggar logic always fail me*
      I wasn't planning to pay for your $5,000 PC, Therefore as I looked you in the eyes for 0,01 seconds that makes us friends, so you have to give it to me for free!!!!!
      Person with a brain:no
      HOW DARE YOU!? YOU JUST LOST BUSINESS, IM GOING TO SUE YOU FOR SCAMMING!

    • @jpolowin0
      @jpolowin0 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's an incredibly stupid argument, but... I think the gist of it is "you're losing business because you're not going to get publicity from my calling you out".

    • @johntumahab323
      @johntumahab323 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jpolowin0 Ah yes...the precious "exposure".

  • @ZENMASTERME1
    @ZENMASTERME1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say.

    • @uNkrEaTIvArTs
      @uNkrEaTIvArTs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Zenmasterme Very philosophical. Strange for this video but true nonetheless

    • @Lord_Imperius
      @Lord_Imperius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      - Tyrion Lannister. Love the quote.

    • @franl155
      @franl155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's worth putting in a quote book

    • @100normalhuman
      @100normalhuman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wise words with Zenmasterme

    • @raspberry1054
      @raspberry1054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very true

  • @kristinemcdonough8114
    @kristinemcdonough8114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    "I am good at the playing of video games"
    He is not good at the typing of English

    • @LeeroyPorkins
      @LeeroyPorkins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      All your bases are belong to us

    • @yougotkained
      @yougotkained 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OR... He's a rich kid with a monocle and pouts

    • @bangtansbae3985
      @bangtansbae3985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Kristanni20X6
      @Kristanni20X6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's speaking the language of gods

    • @sourisvoleur4854
      @sourisvoleur4854 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kristanni20X6 gods need a grammar primer

  • @GrimIvory
    @GrimIvory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "They know it was me by reasonable assumption" - BRUH WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOU AS A PERSON

    • @stupidabc4331
      @stupidabc4331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ay boss i see this really annoying choosing begger on Facebook, that probably you right?

    • @taylorp6643
      @taylorp6643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She got so close to the point, and yet

  • @t.abellard6280
    @t.abellard6280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1039

    You missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message.
    You missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message.
    You missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message.
    *HeadOn apply directly to the forehead*
    *HeadOn apply directly to the forehead*
    *HeadOn apply directly to the forehead*
    *HeadOn apply directly to the forehead*
    *HeadOn apply directly to the forehead*
    *HeadOn apply directly to the forehead*

    • @samvoss6697
      @samvoss6697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Witcher Crafts 😂😂😂

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Available at Walgreens

    • @Christilere
      @Christilere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *WhAt dOeS iT dO???*

    • @wynautwarrior2161
      @wynautwarrior2161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Uuuuuaaaaggghhhh. Bamboozled again!

    • @keilafleischbein59
      @keilafleischbein59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Voicemail is trash. Send texts

  • @transcubadam
    @transcubadam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    "Botched surgery" is my new favorite insult.

    • @vick7868
      @vick7868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read this as soon as I got to that XD

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😆😆😆😆😆

    • @vanator3169
      @vanator3169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      monster don't promote your channel this way por favor

    • @transcubadam
      @transcubadam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vanator3169 Whoa... Sick burn!

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Botched abortion is more like it.

  • @kaitlins884
    @kaitlins884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2269

    Okay Karen's now refer to themselves as queens

    • @harlansmith2760
      @harlansmith2760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      i think were dead meat, real dead meat

    • @gam3army
      @gam3army 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's ok XD just easier to go "off with there head!"

    • @kaitlins884
      @kaitlins884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@harlansmith2760 hold up you watch Dead meat

    • @harlansmith2760
      @harlansmith2760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Jason Voorhees, hell yeah

    • @Minus4
      @Minus4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas queen

  • @gnta44
    @gnta44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "my boyfriend dumped me before giving me money" loved that sentence XD

  • @detectivediwaka6024
    @detectivediwaka6024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I need to have r slashs voice of "You missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message" as my voicemail.

  • @ksis1749
    @ksis1749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    Kid: *i WaNtEd A jAgUaR*
    Mom: _Oh ill get you a jaguar oh right_ ...
    Kid: *Gets a literal jaguar in his room*

    • @furretthefuzzynoodle3896
      @furretthefuzzynoodle3896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Peppereactoplayz_ Cando
      jaguar: eats the kid
      Mom: (High-fives Jaguar) thanks been trying to get rid of that little shit

    • @rayd604
      @rayd604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      kyle Dove lol

    • @harrisoncraig3915
      @harrisoncraig3915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kid: *oh no meme plays*

    • @SMAXZO
      @SMAXZO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kid: I WANTED A JAGUAR
      Mom: JAGUAR KICK! *proceeds to kick the kid*
      His mom is a student of Adon.

    • @SilverVolo
      @SilverVolo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      #maliciouscompliance

  • @ladydixon9651
    @ladydixon9651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    *You missed a call but the caller didn't leave a message* is now burned into my brain

    • @stefantanket8735
      @stefantanket8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's burned into my eyes!
      I can't sleep at night when i close them!

    • @Fizwalker
      @Fizwalker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In his voice too! Lol

    • @jigsaw2036
      @jigsaw2036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. Lol

    • @veroxi_
      @veroxi_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      same DX

    • @raymolegacyhunting9954
      @raymolegacyhunting9954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You missed a call, but the caller didn’t kill himself, and neither did Epstein.

  • @ashter_7266
    @ashter_7266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Seller: it’s mint condition, unopened, just like the way it was bought. $50
    Choosing beggars: free plus exposure, take it or leave it.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'll give you a shoutout on my TH-cam channel...

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Leave it. This is not how you get stuff"

  • @thomassaidso2377
    @thomassaidso2377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “It’s free psych, not free psychic”
    Best roast I’ve heard in a while

  • @viddergrapho8488
    @viddergrapho8488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Nobody:
    rSlash: you missed a call but the caller didn't leave a message
    My brain tonight as I beg for sleep: yOu miSsEd a cAlL

  • @BestBES
    @BestBES 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    These choosing beggars always end with, "Your stuff is ugly," "I didn't want to buy it anyways," or "I have a friend that does it better."
    Why did you want it so badly then?

    • @fsfredrikson
      @fsfredrikson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sour grapes, man. Sour grapes

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    You know what I love more than a Jaguar???
    The Liger. The liger is a hybrid offspring of a male lion and a female tiger. The liger has parents in the same genus but of different species. The liger is distinct from the similar hybrid called the tigon, and is the largest of all known extant felines.

    • @cody100pl20
      @cody100pl20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thanks for showing me this

    • @sleepymikeandtheboys230
      @sleepymikeandtheboys230 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Holo now we're talking

    • @Phika_
      @Phika_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Holo ligeron

    • @MrLung1991
      @MrLung1991 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Franky Yserk nope you’re spot on

    • @BestBES
      @BestBES 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My personal favorite is the Amur leopard but they're almost extinct 😥

  • @emotionalsupportfurry8284
    @emotionalsupportfurry8284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "You are the second stupidest person I've ever met."
    me: OMEGA OOF

    • @PedroGM0
      @PedroGM0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then he goes
      "Nvm you aren't the second stupidest person I've met"
      In a tone that literally tell
      You're the first stupidest person I have ever seen, you're so stupid that people couldn't reach closer without being yelled at for wanting money for their *job*

  • @dolphindrawings9331
    @dolphindrawings9331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    "send me free shirts, your losing business!"
    think about that for a second

    • @h20tony47
      @h20tony47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I try to find his youtube channel lmao

    • @tierdrop6041
      @tierdrop6041 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@h20tony47 what is it and buiness is if someone buys like a million and you give 5% discount

    • @codylanham6699
      @codylanham6699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel like the guy was like 14

    • @Kishetu_dbd
      @Kishetu_dbd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeet Oof probably younger

    • @areyouserious2112
      @areyouserious2112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmm

  • @iWaroz
    @iWaroz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    i love how rSlash flexes his subcount whenever someone talks about social media in these reddit posts

  • @JakeStaffin
    @JakeStaffin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "By reasonable assumption...." I just wish I could have been there when someone at this organization read the post and without even knowing the context of the argument just saw the name Amber and thought "Ah shit, here we go again."

  • @Splackjack
    @Splackjack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Can I say I love hearing you break into giggles during your readings. Makes me think of a dirty little goblin rubbing his hands together with glee.

  • @mousalamalsyrawan
    @mousalamalsyrawan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "you missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message"
    Had me laughing so much until the end of the stories XDDDDDD

  • @wormsdonthaveeyes2888
    @wormsdonthaveeyes2888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    1:30
    300 p---
    300 cents is $3
    This is all over $3

    • @dakzibbon6589
      @dakzibbon6589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's a better thing
      The redditor blurred out default Discord avatar

  • @bluecamo3412
    @bluecamo3412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    rSlash: *doesn't censor d%ck*
    TH-cam: "Now this is an Avengers level threat!"

    • @Avalikia
      @Avalikia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What amused me even more about that is that at the very same time he censored 'kitty cat'.

    • @ldg5557
      @ldg5557 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol that's really funny and so true have a great day

  • @ILoveYou-ky7pe
    @ILoveYou-ky7pe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    That girl should be thankful she made it to 21 with that attitude. 😭😂

    • @LionatHeartt
      @LionatHeartt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I Love You same, my 21st is this fri and if i acted that entitled I don’t think I’d have friends anymore lmao

    • @Hexabelle0
      @Hexabelle0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LionatHeartt Happy belated birthday!

    • @chancerbox1935
      @chancerbox1935 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      People like that don't have the mental ability to be grateful

    • @Kenny1one_2
      @Kenny1one_2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LionatHeartt happy birthday from a year later?
      Idk so happy birthday

    • @iminediamonds
      @iminediamonds 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      really sure person is actually 8 lmfao

  • @piffba
    @piffba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I wonder what goes through CB’s heads when they say “I know someone who does it better!”
    Like I know it’s fake but just ask them instead Karen

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kind of a big assumption that anything other than rage and spittle are going through a CB's head when they're desperate enough to use lines like that.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I'd say, "Well, get them to do it then." Because if they're begging you to do it for free, they don't have a friend who does it better.

  • @Athlynne
    @Athlynne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love how that first "Queen" is trying to sound smart and formal, while the result is actually more of an "I'm actually 8 years old and failing English class" vibe.

    • @iminediamonds
      @iminediamonds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's will be my dishonor to message you because I am the king and my fabulousness that I know you not waiting for to wonder.

    • @iminediamonds
      @iminediamonds 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      probably literally an 8 year old

  • @Temporarilyhandler
    @Temporarilyhandler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “I wanted A JAGUAR”
    Me:”NEVER GIVE A ENTITLED CHILDREN ABILITY TO TALK”

    • @boisegameshowguy
      @boisegameshowguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh get over it boi. You want your Jag, sell the beemer and buy a stinking Jag.
      Or I can take it back... 😂

    • @Temporarilyhandler
      @Temporarilyhandler 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@boisegameshowguy uhhh What. I think i made a joke, I don’t actually want a Jaguar.

  • @bentonploeger3468
    @bentonploeger3468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    *YOU MISSED A CALL, BUT THE CALLER DIDN’T LEAVE A MESSAGE*

    • @Emeraldwitch30
      @Emeraldwitch30 ปีที่แล้ว

      There were updates. I wonder if Dabney covered them

  • @GirishKumarBhat
    @GirishKumarBhat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    3:09 An entry level BMW 3 series costs more than 70000 dollars in India, same goes to entry level Jaguar XE.

  • @vlxqii
    @vlxqii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Devil= EP +CB + insane parent 👌👌 love ur vids Rslash

    • @lucklei4665
      @lucklei4665 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And EP = NB + NG

  • @MycoolGaming
    @MycoolGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I've always wanted a BMW, and to think that this guy destroyed his, is sad. I'm sure many of us here would love one...

    • @SilverVolo
      @SilverVolo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am one. Even tho i am too young to drive

    • @MycoolGaming
      @MycoolGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SilverVolo me too lol

    • @Arin-3
      @Arin-3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao i justed wanted a good pc for the first time i Asked for something. Nope

    • @keilafleischbein59
      @keilafleischbein59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why would you want a BMW? BMW drivers are trash. Dont be human garbage.

    • @MycoolGaming
      @MycoolGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@keilafleischbein59 because they're luxurious cars? Just because the majority of drivers of BMW cars are not safe drivers, doesn't mean that they all are, nor does it mean that if you drive one you are suddenly a bad driver.

  • @rayd604
    @rayd604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I wonder how she thought we knew she was a “queen”

  • @erikwithak6555
    @erikwithak6555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:30 “you know what else is free?”
    Me: expects him to say liking and subscribing
    Rslash “that poster...”
    Me: visible suprise

    • @elgatochurro
      @elgatochurro 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      TH-camrs begging for subscriptions and likes are cringe. Hurts rewatching too.
      Then there's the 2 minute speed ch of "NOT ALL OF YOU ARE SUBSCRIBED, PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!" Im actually full on subscribers for some stupid TH-cam rule... I often get told "you've too many subscriptions for your loss sm subscriber count.". Annoying af all of it...
      Subscriptions mean much less now than 10 years ago and people are more annoying about it these days than ever before.

  • @AlouetteRC
    @AlouetteRC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    *You missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message.*
    Ooh, a new ringtone!

  • @BestBES
    @BestBES 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    How do people intentionally wreck their new vehicles? Someone hit my 15 year old Silverado and I nearly blew a gasket

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They do that because they're spoiled and can't be bothered to resell

    • @DanaTheInsane
      @DanaTheInsane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@X3H3X I'd love to give that kid a reality adjustment. I'm driving a 17 year old Civic and I had to go without pretty much everything for an entire year to get it.

    • @XsaviXander
      @XsaviXander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DanaTheInsane Using violence against someone for destroying their property? That's about the dumbest crap I've ever heard. You wonder why you're at where you're at now.

    • @XsaviXander
      @XsaviXander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@keilafleischbein59 You're even dumber, wanting to shoot someone for destroying their property that you don't even own? LoL With your way of thinking you ain't going nowhere in life.

    • @keilafleischbein59
      @keilafleischbein59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@XsaviXander destroying property doesnt just affect them, it influences the entire market. Do you understand supply and demand? Destroying his brand new capital lowers supply and increases demand, which means inflation goes up, which means the next person to buy a BMW pays extra.

  • @Shady-up5cz
    @Shady-up5cz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Humanity was a mistake
    - God after watching rslash’s choosing beggars and entitled parents

    • @501Magnum
      @501Magnum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Amen to that, brother

    • @GamingWithMike-yv7xp
      @GamingWithMike-yv7xp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen!

    • @nikohlaii
      @nikohlaii 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @A Bcd the roman and greek gods
      For fuc sake course the God

    • @501Magnum
      @501Magnum 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @A Bcd all of them, yet none of them.

    • @watermeloncholy_1st
      @watermeloncholy_1st 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @A Bcd all of them

  • @cloudytug
    @cloudytug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    17.50 FOR A CUSTOM SHIRT??? i pay more then that for regular shirts of similar quality that woman is insane

  • @Fidgetthebatpony
    @Fidgetthebatpony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Amber: calls
    rSlash’s phone: this call is being recorded for training and monetary reasons

    • @Z3R0F1V3
      @Z3R0F1V3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hmm i wonder why

  • @alicehi7930
    @alicehi7930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I’ll take that bmw thank you very much👽👽

    • @meatkirbo
      @meatkirbo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Moo

    • @alicehi7930
      @alicehi7930 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oink

    • @warcrimepotato
      @warcrimepotato 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey how did you get out of area 51

    • @alicehi7930
      @alicehi7930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mr. underscore well there is an under ground base that leads to the alien cafe I took that route and then I waited on the streets for a bus but an old lady found me she took me in and named me kitty and she lets me use her computer to do stuff

    • @babyblueface2304
      @babyblueface2304 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      An I oop sksksksksksksk

  • @terra_the_nightingale135
    @terra_the_nightingale135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Kept on refreshing waiting for it to come out! Love you Rslash and your content! And beware of EPs on that trip

  • @memepredictor7088
    @memepredictor7088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Nobody:
    6 year old Kids on R slash: OMg hE sAiD FoRTNiGht aT 10:18

  • @kameahmeahkid6907
    @kameahmeahkid6907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If her coworkers can guess it's her by reasonable assumption, then it says a lot about how she treats people.

  • @mikaneous1140
    @mikaneous1140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    What if you,
    Wanted to go to Heaven,
    But God said:
    *"You missed a call, but the caller didnt leave a message"*

    • @Waltbe09
      @Waltbe09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Turn around and walk the other way

  • @chc_bear8032
    @chc_bear8032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Whenever you say “on a channel with more than one million subscribers,” you should do it in a dr. Evil voice. I think that would be perfect for any choosing beggar situation.

  • @MaddysAnimations
    @MaddysAnimations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Lol I actually just turned notifications on from the last vid XD I'm so early!

  • @edhunt5909
    @edhunt5909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I just saw this thought ‘oh, I wonder when he posted that?’ Answer: 21 seconds ago

  • @BasedSockHead007
    @BasedSockHead007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy with the units is an absolute gem I hope he got a raise! Dudes a mastermind!

  • @jgreg3596
    @jgreg3596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You missed a call, but the caller didn’t leave a message.

  • @maxproductions7793
    @maxproductions7793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Holy shit, 2 minutes ago?! Never been this early to a video

    • @Cyborgabetf2
      @Cyborgabetf2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FAKE FAN
      I FOUND THE GUY

    • @jonathondavis5894
      @jonathondavis5894 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cyborgabetf2 this post right here r/youngpeopleyoutube

    • @noahfountain7037
      @noahfountain7037 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a day late

    • @spokanevalleyfreeway1521
      @spokanevalleyfreeway1521 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm usually way earlier than that.
      Rarely do I get that many effin' likes.
      Good job bro.

  • @no-name4u
    @no-name4u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This channel has become the track to my morning drive to work!

  • @girl1213
    @girl1213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I came upon "I wanted a Jaguar" on an online news post and read it out loud to my parents. After I was finished reading when the guy's parents said he had a mental illness, my parents and I said at the same time "Yeah. He's a spoiled brat."

  • @bsgenius22
    @bsgenius22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Give me your $1000 laptop for free or I'll call your MOTHER"

  • @captainpakistan9193
    @captainpakistan9193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    😂 I love how you say “plz” *pleeese*

  • @MojitoMouse
    @MojitoMouse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That first one, since "All monetary funds are and will be acceptable", I'd just give her 500 Hungarian forint, which equates to 1,67 dollars or 1,51 euro.. xD

    • @Volkaer
      @Volkaer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just give her 10'000 Indonesian rupeah or something. In whatever their lowest currency is.

    • @Loafin_Around
      @Loafin_Around 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Easy just give her some Venezuelan money.

    • @alexispalangeo8643
      @alexispalangeo8643 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      African money.

    • @AnAnonymousAuditor
      @AnAnonymousAuditor 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Loafin_Around yeah, give her 20k VES (venezuelan money), corresponding to 0,84 USD

  • @christianstachl
    @christianstachl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:00 Now THAT'S what i call "That escalated quickly" 😮

  • @missy636
    @missy636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    15:40 I'm still waiting for him to called me back and take it down!!

  • @allinone-qz2gi
    @allinone-qz2gi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow, how do I find these shops that appear in r/CB?! All of these videos I've watched and their prices are freaking awesome! I wish I could find a person to makes 5 personalized T-shirts for $87!

  • @nocount7517
    @nocount7517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Kid: "I wanted a Jaguar!"
    Me: "Why would you want something that's going to require its new value in parts over ten years?"

    • @snowdream2530
      @snowdream2530 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would have got him one

    • @snowdream2530
      @snowdream2530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We're talking about the animal right?

    • @reaction6370
      @reaction6370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ColdSharderFFox sir, you got woooshed

    • @snowdream2530
      @snowdream2530 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ColdSharderFFox r/whooos

    • @tudor4996
      @tudor4996 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Smartypants.

  • @matthewenfinger766
    @matthewenfinger766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Rslash, I wanna say thank you for making these awesome videos. They always make my day a lil brighter. I've also been binge watching your older videos this past week, had surgery on the 21st of last month and cant do much, other than watch tv or youtube. So thank you.

  • @niinariikonen4806
    @niinariikonen4806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I was just checking your channel wondering why the new video hadn't come up yet and I got the notification 🥰 #blessed

  • @debbiethomas2622
    @debbiethomas2622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dumping BMW because you want a Jag.
    Me: "Okay, ill get you the jag. Get the BMW and restore it to the condition you got it (right off the factory floor new) and we'll get it for you.

  • @vicv9503
    @vicv9503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "The staff at my office know it's me by reasonable assumption."
    lol. wish i was there.. sometimes i wish i'm just a fly on the wall.

    • @mfree80286
      @mfree80286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The staff at her office watch an incomparably blistering idiot bloom on media, and it's a reasonable assumption it's her. Amber... owned herself :)

  • @Cyntaria
    @Cyntaria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Noooo you should've left the lawyer part uncovered! It's a meme Abs started doing in all his posts. Not a real contact.

  • @sylvanfreckles557
    @sylvanfreckles557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Your video notification interrupted the cookies I was making for my dad's birthday, I demand...something something choosing beggar lemme finish my coffee.

    • @KeithChapman-hr5kx
      @KeithChapman-hr5kx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sarah Treen and we demand some cookies. Ur dad is 2 old for them, and we deserve them more.

  • @lapislazarus8899
    @lapislazarus8899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why does EVERY choosing beggar say "Take it or leave it!" How is that a threat?

  • @jeremykops
    @jeremykops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:32 I absolutely love how overly exaggerated you made the voice sound, I literally had to pause to video so I could stop laughing 😂

  • @ahiltonskid2007
    @ahiltonskid2007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Heh yea when she gets her gifts it WILL be glitter bombs

  • @boringveil4783
    @boringveil4783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Early in the morning and I have a New RSlash video! best morning ever

  • @bravehearticus
    @bravehearticus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Reply to Amber: to take this down will cost $6k. But you’ll take 10% of ad revenue until it’s paid off 😂

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He didn't humiliate her, she did that all by herself.

  • @Ebisima
    @Ebisima 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:22 as the child of a single mother, I hate it when people try to manipulate others by saying they're a single mother. My mum never did that pathetic BS a day in her life.

  • @ryanthompson2893
    @ryanthompson2893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that someone allows there kid to speak to anyone like that blows my mind. If I dared to say that I would never be allowed outside EVER.

  • @jekyllgaming99
    @jekyllgaming99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Every time I hear a CB say "you're too old to play games" I'm reminded of Shirley Curry (83+ y.o. youtube gamer). I'd love to have a CB say that to me so I can just link her YT page and say "Why don't you try telling her she's too old" XD

    • @13bgunbunny42
      @13bgunbunny42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm a 56 year old man and I still play games.

    • @CazadorSlayer
      @CazadorSlayer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Saying someone is 'too old to play games' is like saying you are too old to read a book.
      Too old to listen to music. Too old to look at a piece of art in an art museum.
      Games are just another form of Art...I pity people that actually think like that.
      Can you even imagine NEVER playing a game, because you are 'too mature?'

    • @13bgunbunny42
      @13bgunbunny42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CazadorSlayer
      We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - Ben Franklin

    • @sskhussaini
      @sskhussaini 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KeithChapman-hr5kx if she does that, I'll subscribe even before watching a video. Please confirm! 😂

    • @MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE
      @MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I went and looked up Shirley Curry and it was great lol. Also it’s really stupid when ppl say they’re, “too old to play games.” Cool..so you want people stressed out and not having an outlet to relax and let loose? Do you want serial killers? Because that’s how serial killers are made.

  • @Link60255
    @Link60255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Someone should definitely make a remix of him saying “you missed a call, but the caller didn’t leave a message”

  • @michaelcraft8603
    @michaelcraft8603 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your choosing beggar voice pisses me off on a spiritual level. Mad respect bro, mad respect.

  • @gracepearson5495
    @gracepearson5495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sneaking suspicion Amber may be my favourite Choosing Beggar yet.

  • @rublik67
    @rublik67 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Thumbnail Makes Me Cry :(
    Life Of A BMW Car Guy

  • @amenadam7442
    @amenadam7442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I was just watching your latest video and then I get a notification

  • @sui-ryuu
    @sui-ryuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    EK: _dumps bmw_
    Bmw fanbois:
    *sad m3 noices*

  • @COL-1
    @COL-1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That last story was gold 😂

  • @GiovanniCloud
    @GiovanniCloud 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That BMW story reminds me of the "Christmas Jaguar" skit by Eddie Lawrence. In that case, they should have given that guy an actual jaguar.

  • @jurassickaiju14
    @jurassickaiju14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You will be enlisted as an enemy of my weight loss progress."
    I'm not sure what I find funnier; the sentence itself or the sincerity with which it was put forth.
    Also, "yoitube"? Is that like a cheap knock-off brand?

  • @arcticsden9510
    @arcticsden9510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know, these videos make me live in fear of my brother, who is already an annoying entitled kid, but now that he's getting married, he'll be an entitled PARENT, too, and pass on the entitled genes... *shudder
    Edit: That first Choosing Beggar sounds just like him! XD

    • @lucasgendron4947
      @lucasgendron4947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arctic's Den you have my condolences, be sure to practice your “no”

  • @q1row595
    @q1row595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Me: *Looks at Karen*
    Ah yes, enslaved stupidity.

  • @leoasken7211
    @leoasken7211 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That story about Amber was probably the best r/ story I've heard so far. 10 minutes later, I'm still in a state of uncontrollable laughter ahahahah

  • @serosaki8895
    @serosaki8895 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last story was absolutely phenomenal, i really hope there will be an update to it in the future!

  • @SnapplyPie
    @SnapplyPie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    GImMe a diScOuNt! I dEmaND iT!

  • @nicholasf5742
    @nicholasf5742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wasn’t there one involving Abs before? I think it was a CB with Chelsea, and Abs was on bereavement leave. Or I’m just crazy

  • @toastyoperator8236
    @toastyoperator8236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I find it offensive that you call fortnite kids as choosingbeggars, don’t disrespect choosingbeggars like that

  • @DreadnoughtDT
    @DreadnoughtDT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That guy's username of "Omega Weapon" is perfect, because he was definitely the superboss in that Karen's RPG.

  • @brokenpieces5852
    @brokenpieces5852 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nothing is free in this world.
    This guy has no idea what laughs, kisses, hugs and cuddles are.

  • @Ndasuunye
    @Ndasuunye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You missed a call, but the caller didn't leave a message!

  • @leftmorningstar6954
    @leftmorningstar6954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My son needs your TH-cam Channel, he deserves it! He gets C- in every class!!!!

    • @SEVERED.L1MBS
      @SEVERED.L1MBS 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your son doesn't deserve his TH-cam channel! My son does! If your son gets a C- he deserves NOTHING! my son gets an A+ on everything! My son deserves the TH-cam channel!

    • @theonlyapple6654
      @theonlyapple6654 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice minecraft logo.

    • @leftmorningstar6954
      @leftmorningstar6954 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SEVERED.L1MBS my son deserves it or I will call the police

    • @SEVERED.L1MBS
      @SEVERED.L1MBS 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leftmorningstar6954 NOT IF I CALL THE POLICE FIRST!

    • @leftmorningstar6954
      @leftmorningstar6954 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SEVERED.L1MBS I will call the police because you are calling the police

  • @puppypawpwrint
    @puppypawpwrint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I accidentally skipped ahead and it said “Indian man pushes river”