10:10 My mom used be a Red Cross worker and was involved with relief efforts and one time she was almost blasted away by a dude with a shotgun because they thought she was government. Once she explained she was with the Red Cross instead however, they were inside the guys home drinking lemonade and holding a pleasant conversation while they helped him out.
*titen fall devs* "let add something that's basically aim bot" *retards* " I'm going to use this AND ONLY THIS" *every actual player* "what? that should be nerfed"
Badger I’m going through a really rough time right now, and you’re really helping me through it. Your comedy lifts my mood within the first 2 minutes every time.
Badger: "What are we gonna do next launch the Eiffel tower at the moon like a dart at a dart board?" Warface developers: "WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!"
Badger’s Bizarre Adventure Part 1: Pistol Blood Part 2: Revolver Tendancy Part 3: Dinner Plate Crusaders Part 4: Boombox is Unbreakable Part 5: Flaming Wind
10:29 Skill Spec Math: 3+1+6+4+2+3+7= 26 10:33 says Strength 24 *You thought i wouldnt notice Badger? You thought i wasnt gonna be nerdy enough to comment on it?!*
Yeah i played ut back in the day, people literally could just buy the kriss vector and unload a mag into people for an insta kill, the shooting was fun and so was the co-op UT OH GOD IT WAS GRINDY AS FUCK, THERE WAS A MISSION THAT YOU RAIDED A TOWER, AND THE ONLY WAY TO BEAT IT WAS STAING IN SPECIFIC CORNERS
not rlly pay to win you still earn alot o gud weapons and armor and attatch ments, but the loadout that badge has that shit is way beyond pay to win that is fucking granted to him by warface because spawnsa ship
Dude, if that happened to me I'm slippin' that chef a TEN! What fucking WIZARDING SCHOOL do you need to be in to learn how to summon that into existence!?
RussianBadger is my favorite for sponsors, usually you'll see a youtuber get a sponsor for a game and only ever make a single video on it, RussianBadger however keeps making videos on games he's been sponsored showing how fun they can be, instead of a one and done video, love this
That "IT'S CALLED SOIL" brought me straight back to college. I was a land and water resource major, and you bet your ass they'd mark you down for saying dirt instead of soil on ANYTHING... I still, 12 years later find myself correcting myself when I say dirt sometimes
Judging by your spelling you haven't been. It's too bad though, college is a blast when you take something dead-ass easy like Land and Water Resource Management, so you can party as much as you want because the only tests you have are about soil and grass.
My favorite cancer it was ssoooo good dude oh man i remember 3 am playing crucible and trials shittalking and violating people with a perfect last word man
@@Unknown-hb3id the roads are in poor condition but I wouldn't describe it as fragile. The only thing that's successfully made the Golden Gate Bridge fall down is Godzilla thus far...
That part about fragile infrastructure is BULLSHIT, at least on mainland. Building codes require everything to be built stronk. Where I live, our power lines are underground as well!
2:46 These 30 seconds perfectly encompasses the humour of the Badger squad - "Not to get political, but what the fuck IS dirt?" -"IT'S CALLED *SOI-"* ... -"...I'm waiting for some defense contractor to come up with a dirt vest, that's literally just dirt" -"DIRT ARMOR, just DIRT" ... -"Teeth are fucking weird bro" -"Yah bro they're so wack" -"Teeth are wack, fuck it"
"I heard a noise in my neighbor's house so I sent an anti-materiel round through my wall and their wall" The only thing I imagine, is a mf pulling out a Chey-Tac Intervention from under their pillow and hopping off their bed and hitting a 360 noscope thru 2 walls and putting a doghouse sized hole through both walls.
I remember watching a older video of yours and it was all about how you’re all chaotic neutral and no one could fund out who’s funnier and it’s bing he’s chaotic evil and the funniest
4:42 Remember that vine? Dude doesn't make the hole at a mini golf course, straight up fucking dives, hands behind his back, over the railing and into the water. Same energy bro.
Oh this brings back memories.I used to play warface with a friend and always played the big iron shotgun on cluttered multiplayer maps.Thing's a beast.I'ma get into it again i think
Did you know? The finger gun in Warface has the exact same stats as the Desert Eagle. So technically you're firing .50 Action Express using a finger gun.
"If I get into your Toyota and your playing Skillet. I'm pulling the E brake" But I actually like skillet Edit: I havent ever gotten over 100 likes holy fuck thanks
@rinkothelad5779 well it has been 2 years since that comment. And he has made a lot of money with his content, so who's to say he didn't get one by now? Even if it was just for the sake of a meme, badger is unhinged and oddly "murican" enough to actually do that.
2:28 you know that slapping the charging handle of a gun is usually the best thing you can do for your gun? It helps the bolt go all the way forwards every time.
Although this is a bit late. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auditory_exclusion This will protect you, and even if you aren't excluding, you won't go deaf firing inside, unless you do it repeatedly.
my most memorable moment from that stream was when Badger called everyone in chat "less evolved human beings" while calling himself and others like him (or me, get rekt) "genetically superior" for not having wisdom teeth checkmate evolutionists
Alright Badger, I know you won't see this but I just had to say thanks for the laughs from you and the boys with this one. With Corona, the country tearing itself apart, and a real shit day at work I needed a smile and y'all had me fucking dying with this video. Thanks for the laughs bud!
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side, slowly lookin' all around "He's an outlaw loose and runnin'", came a whisper from each lip "And he's here to do some business with a big iron on his hip" "Big iron on his hip" In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead He was vicious and a killer, though a youth of twenty four And the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more One and nineteen more Now the stranger started talkin' made it plain to folks around Was an Arizona ranger, wouldn't be too long in town He was here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead And he said it didn't matter he was after Texas Red After Texas Red Wasn't long before this story was relayed to Texas Red But the outlaw didn't worry, men that tried before were dead Twenty men had tried to take him, twenty men had made a slip Twenty one would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip Now the morning passed so quickly it was time for them to meet It was twenty past eleven when they walked out in the street Folks were watchin' from the windows Every body held their breath They knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death About to meet his death There was twenty feet between them When they stopped to make their play And the swiftness of the Ranger is still talked about today Texas Red had not cleared leather for a bullet fairly ripped And the ranger's aim was deadly, with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered 'round There before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground Oh, he might have went on livin' but he made one fatal slip When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip Big iron, big iron When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip
This man went from Normandy to Japan. He’s really following America’s footsteps
It really do be like that
*TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING*
Nuke inbound
MacArthur would be proud
TO VIETNAM
As an intern for Lockheed Martin, I find it fully viable and I will put my internship on the line to put in the idea of DIRT Armor
Bro, did you do it? Did it work?
@@dremiphamusofsmoke1163 guess not 😳😂
We need answers
I volunteer for live testing of this armor.
Godspeed my friend.
10:10
My mom used be a Red Cross worker and was involved with relief efforts and one time she was almost blasted away by a dude with a shotgun because they thought she was government. Once she explained she was with the Red Cross instead however, they were inside the guys home drinking lemonade and holding a pleasant conversation while they helped him out.
@Bravo Team productions Dawg how's that bad ass she nearly got vibe checked with an 870 XD
@@thatoneultramarine208the fact that she took the shot, walked it off, and then casually had lemonade with the guy is pretty badass though.
@@rinkotheladi took more as the guy was only THREATENING to shoot her but when she explained shes wasn't the government he stood down
@@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 I’m realizing now that that’s probably the truth. But what I thought happened is still a pretty cool thing.
Mars: Nuked
Normandy: Vibe Checked
Japan: EMP'd
Next stop: Brazil. No questions asked, get in.
Save those Favela kids from Blackwood!
Brazil:yeeted
Brazil: you're going to it
@@undertow619 More like save Blackwood from the favela kids but ok
True
10:45 got be my favorite part of this year
I need a clip of just that
"smart pistol for a mouth"
*titanfall flashbacks*
H2O oh god oh no oh no
my thoughts exactly, "says the guy who just picked tf2 up a few weeks back"
Jay Werner I got it 3 days ago lol
Reeeeee
@@triggeredbeetle5370 better late than never!
Bing is the deffinition of:
"If jokes are dumb, but funny, they are not dumb"
That’s dumb
Sonnadux no it’s funny.
Which means it is not dumb.
If its dumb but works, its not dumb.
it's still dumb, but its also funny
@@Andrew-ph9np no, if something is dumb, that means it's funny. It's just so dumb that it became funny
I love hopping back to the "older" videos and seeing the jokes and group chemistry still slap despite no mocap suit.
" he has a smart pistol for a mouth!"
Titanfall veterans: " you dare utter the name of the dark one..."
**loads mastif aggressively**
*titen fall devs* "let add something that's basically aim bot" *retards* " I'm going to use this AND ONLY THIS" *every actual player* "what? that should be nerfed"
I’ve only got two words to say to all of you:
*smart core*
@@jlloyd3301 naa the pistol is worse especially in the first game u gotta earn the smart core in the first 1 u had that bitch off the jump
The god-forsaken name
idk why byt heavenlys voice when is says "i like the sitting ones, theyre funni" is so godamn perfect
6:43
DEYR FUNN-EE
Got me too
12:05 Badger's Widow's Peak is close to rivaling Vegeta's in depth and sharpness.
Thank God I'm not the only one thinking that.
What? Not the legendary Super Saiyan?!
Tom Hanks looking headass
"Not to get political, but what the f**k is dirt?"
*"IT'S CALLED SOIL--"*
He got political.
@@redacted8567 and just like that *he got political*
I need the context to this
@@nintendocaprimoon63there is none
I imagine the Geneva Convention just looks at Badger's video like: "Yup, thats a new war crime, put that on the list and ban that shit"
That really sounds like you're a hater
But you're not, right?
Imagine that the Geneva Convention actually announces that Prop Blocking is now a war crime after seeing this video.
Sounds like how the British government makes rules
With jokes like that Bing is gonna find himself on UNATCO’s hit list.
I consider that the ultimate badge of honor.
Why are you locked in the bathroom?
U... u nat co??? U mad bro?
th-cam.com/video/PxtbL86lIIc/w-d-xo.html
My dude's gonna get suicided in the back of the head with buckshot
"if i bite into a chicken sandwich and it's a cake, *I'm sending you to God*" is the most raw dialogue I've ever heard
Bet that chicken is too lol
But what if God is also a cake? Is killing someone over the cake still a Sin?
@@Jsay18 ask god when you're there
Badger I’m going through a really rough time right now, and you’re really helping me through it. Your comedy lifts my mood within the first 2 minutes every time.
How you doing, bud?
“He has a smart pistol for a mouth, he don’t miss”
*PTSD Flashbacks to Titanfall 2 intensify*
"Smart Core: Online"
the Lewd Tiny Pip “Pilot Locking”
Atlas Gaming
*PILOT LOCKING*
@@warlynx5644 The sound I can never forget... legion activating his smart core.
*Loads softball with memeing intent.* “That pilots coming with me.”
I feel like Bing could single handedly wipe out a third of Earth’s population just by cranking out meme after meme with no hesitation.
His jokes are like Nagasaki, they’re basically atomic terminal cancer
im flattered
😂😂😂
Like an electron collider for memes.
@bing Yet another hilarious joke, keep it up and it’ll be a re-enactment of Soviet Russia under the rule of Joseph Stalin
Please have bing around more often. I love how pissed everyone else is at his jokes.
do you think prop blocking is a warcrime?
@@zacharyperlee4179 yes
@@zacharyperlee4179 of course.
“I was only following orders the admin told me he’d give me donator weapons if I prop blocked this guy.”
*no*
5:26
“STAY IN YA FUCKIN LANE! Tell me when it’s gonna rain, and shut the fuck up!”
I can’t stop laughing XD
Badger: "What are we gonna do next launch the Eiffel tower at the moon like a dart at a dart board?" Warface developers: "WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!"
If they don't, I'M STEALING THAT!
The dev team is "Blackwood Games". The dev team is actually named after in game villainous company...
@@karkinos5398 No, they just really like backwood cigars
@@hulksmash3429 maybe
4:14 Dio’s death in Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures: Stardust Crusaders circa. 1412 BC
4:14 *ZA WARUDO!!!*- 4:15 ded.
@@theFOODslayer
Badger is the type of guy to obtain the ability to stop time and still use guns
@@ryanchong9965 yeah XD
Can’t believe DIO has his head exploded by a .50
I can't believe Dio's head got blasted off by the *BIGGER IRON* .
Badger’s Bizarre Adventure
Part 1: Pistol Blood
Part 2: Revolver Tendancy
Part 3: Dinner Plate Crusaders
Part 4: Boombox is Unbreakable
Part 5: Flaming Wind
Thanks I hate it
Haha
Part 6: Stoned Ocean
Part 7: Meatball Run
Part 8: Badgerolion
Im gonna dropkick everyone that doesnt have a stroke reading that shit
Drone ocean
As a Skillet fan, I just want to say I've never watched The Office.
Wut
same
same
same
Wait wut
10:29 Skill Spec Math:
3+1+6+4+2+3+7= 26
10:33 says Strength 24
*You thought i wouldnt notice Badger? You thought i wasnt gonna be nerdy enough to comment on it?!*
I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed
went back to 0 int, think hes smart enough to math correctly?
He capped out his strength at 24 even with bonuses, the intelligence was never there to begin with.
2 fire Astatics
they dont call em Deadeye7177 for nuthin'
The characters: *thicc*
Russian Badger: “Imma be real with you cake, it’s not safe for you right now.”
"Oh sweet, this game looks like a blast!"
(Checks Steam, mixed reviews, heavy Pay To Win elements)
"Oh. Dang it all."
Yeahhh you can legit buy everything that’s op lol
Yeah i played ut back in the day, people literally could just buy the kriss vector and unload a mag into people for an insta kill, the shooting was fun and so was the co-op UT OH GOD IT WAS GRINDY AS FUCK, THERE WAS A MISSION THAT YOU RAIDED A TOWER, AND THE ONLY WAY TO BEAT IT WAS STAING IN SPECIFIC CORNERS
not rlly pay to win you still earn alot o gud weapons and armor and attatch ments, but the loadout that badge has that shit is way beyond pay to win that is fucking granted to him by warface because spawnsa ship
It's not pay to win but rather pay to MVP, I've never put any amount of money into the game but I've done pretty well in pretty much every game mode.
For the people saying it’s not pay to win, know that I played medic and the shotties were either free trash or golden obliteration
"they call me Katrina, cause the goverment *is not coming* "
that one had me on tears
Nothin' to fear but FEMA itself
The fact I only watch these for the jokes of Badger’s group says a lot about Warface...
Lol, I once tried to play it on XBox and it is so painful to use the UI. Like I had to actually read the help box to play a game.
I would watch Cooking Mama to see what these dudes said about it, are u kidding me
“I sent an anti-material rifle through the wall”
Well we may not know if he hit the neighbors, but he won’t have to worry about hearing them again
Is this a pvp?
@@n2ovideo758 no, it was something they said in the video
Lmao 😂
FrontLineTexan 21 I was just wondering damn💀
They can’t file an noise complaint if There is no one to file one.
"If I bite into a chicken sandwich and it's a cake, in sending you to god...simple as that" 😂😂😂😂😂
8:41
Simple as that.
@@lordbanetheplayer8844 Heh lol am I the only one who though ZA WUERRRRDOOOOOOOO when the emp went off
Dude, if that happened to me I'm slippin' that chef a TEN!
What fucking WIZARDING SCHOOL do you need to be in to learn how to summon that into existence!?
I'm sending you to the holy above kiddo
2:45 the moment I knew I wouldn't stop questioning dirt
Bing is that friend that is hated by everyone cause he hits every joke.
HE
DONT
M I S S
bing was funnier with breezey
Not the same person,I believe that’s xycron that you’re thinking of
NO NO NO.
scary short film:if she ask's you a
qeustjin say no :me:NO NO NO
“Hey bro that looks a lot like land mine should I be wor-“
Top 10 last words before death #1
0:17 he has a smart pistol for a mouth HE DONT MISS
RussianBadger is my favorite for sponsors, usually you'll see a youtuber get a sponsor for a game and only ever make a single video on it, RussianBadger however keeps making videos on games he's been sponsored showing how fun they can be, instead of a one and done video, love this
Heavenly: *I just wanted to invade Japan with the boys*
Us marines: *let me tell you about iwo jima*
Us marines: never mind that let us give you the Okinawa run down
Badger looks like he’s about to fight the fire lord with that haircut
Avatar looking headass
That's just the POWER AND RAW STRENGTH of his McDonald's hairline
@younoob go, away
R/rareinsults
Badger: Describes boss enemy as flaming dozer
Headless TitanDozer: Am I a Joke to you?
Ah yes, Ash as a 3-armor, I forgot
6:42 funniest part
Hevenlys Voice tho
*GET IN THE F@€K!NG LANDING CRAFT!!*
US Infantry: Wait, it’s all Vietnam
US Military: Always has been
:p
Yes but.....yes
*ARMS NUKE WITH MALICIOUS INTENT*
@@stefanodonnarumma1694 Yes Sire!
That "IT'S CALLED SOIL" brought me straight back to college. I was a land and water resource major, and you bet your ass they'd mark you down for saying dirt instead of soil on ANYTHING... I still, 12 years later find myself correcting myself when I say dirt sometimes
its called soil, not dirt
Bruhhhh u freakin neard you went to collage for land water and resource
Judging by your spelling you haven't been. It's too bad though, college is a blast when you take something dead-ass easy like Land and Water Resource Management, so you can party as much as you want because the only tests you have are about soil and grass.
A: I’m still in middle school and also I haven’t been to school in a couple months B: dam I really just got outplayed
@@BitMan-lz9bd litty on a stack, bruh 😂👌💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Dude the Embodiment of of “Big Iron” is the exotic hand cannon from the destiny franchise known as “The Last Word”
*The First Curse
@A. Monach Fuck I completely forgot about that gun but in terms of lore I still stand by The Last Word
Your last word. Not mine.
Imma get the crimson
My favorite cancer it was ssoooo good dude oh man i remember 3 am playing crucible and trials shittalking and violating people with a perfect last word man
"And there’s two top buns. They have a goddamn burgoid."
I nearly spit out my goddamn mouthwash at that😂😂😂😂😂
3:47
That’s the best part of the video, imo
shit you swallow it?
The difference between dirt and soil:
Soil is alive.
Dirt is dead.
There, that's a thing you now know.
Okay, how is soil alive tho? I need someone to define alive in the context of soil.
@@clonetrooper0426 Alive as in rich in nutrients allowing life to thrive in it
Oh, okay, thanks.
@@clonetrooper0426 it also tends to have microbes in it that are also alive which support growth
oh 420th like
cool
Points to the person who has notifications on just to dislike. That’s real dedication.
Prop blocking is officially a war crime in poland
Some 12 year old out there: HAHA suck it Badger, I dislike your video as soon as you posted, that's what you get for not doing enough forkknife videos
Thanks for reminding me, need to drop a dislike cause those smooth animations are still very shit and awkward and do not fit this channel one bit.
zameliz sarcasm?
Fellow mumbo fan
"A smart pistol 4 a mouth, he dont miss" I CANT BREATHE🤣
I was not ready for a tf2 reference right there
@@Lunarr_Eclipse onn life titan fall 2 hit different
I would imagine it would be hard for you to breathe when you have a firearm for a mouth
Florida fragile infrastructure joke at 3:20 hit different now
I was looking for this comment
And the "sun, beach, fragile infrastructure" matches California perfectly!
@@Unknown-hb3id the roads are in poor condition but I wouldn't describe it as fragile. The only thing that's successfully made the Golden Gate Bridge fall down is Godzilla thus far...
"Is that a landmine?"
*famous last words*
I knew it was coming but I damn near spit my drink out laughing as soon as it happened.
“If I bite into a chicken sandwich and it’s cake, I’m sending you to god.”-Heavenly
Like for same
Nice name
It's simple as that.
3:16 as someone who lives in Florida I can confirm majority of all this
he left out the "Hurricanes every once in a while"
That part about fragile infrastructure is BULLSHIT, at least on mainland. Building codes require everything to be built stronk. Where I live, our power lines are underground as well!
In a couple weeks Badger’s gonna start calling himself the Prince of all Saiyans with that widow’s peak holy shit
3:18 Skullker, you got that right
I love that almost every time you put character that represents Skullker, he is with Ipad. Nice detail to his soundboard love
1:51
I love how everyone surrounds an unknown thing that just jumped whilst simultaneously having badger asking "Is that a mine?" *BOOM*
0:40 bold of you to assume he has an E-brake.
0:35
Im still confused that nobody has clipped this moment yet
@@featdirty1127 th-cam.com/video/F5Hq9LrpoW8/w-d-xo.html
@@nathanhancock6278 Cheers bro. How in the hell have i never found this despite searching that exact title? Damn im stupid
Me: Introduces friend to badger
friend: what in god’s name is going on
Me: does it look like I know what’s happening
Thats how my friend introduced me with heavy flamer heresy lmao
My friend showed me to Space Marines, and since then I've been screaming everytime something dies.
2:46
These 30 seconds perfectly encompasses the humour of the Badger squad
- "Not to get political, but what the fuck IS dirt?"
-"IT'S CALLED *SOI-"*
...
-"...I'm waiting for some defense contractor to come up with a dirt vest, that's literally just dirt"
-"DIRT ARMOR, just DIRT"
...
-"Teeth are fucking weird bro"
-"Yah bro they're so wack"
-"Teeth are wack, fuck it"
4:15
My boy, Badger just killed Dio
Can’t believe I just got sniped from across Egypt
Jotaro ain’t got shit on badgers stand the dinner
@@gamingrookie7424 「THE DINNER」
lynxCS the stand that serves a plate of knuckle sandwich woth a side bowl of a can of whoop ass
Badger Joestar and his stand, Shitpost
Badger: - Makes a JoJo reference about Egypt -
Me: *Yes.*
Thank god I'm not the only one that caught it
Yeseeeesssss
Niiiiiccceee
There better be a queen meme on the next video
Yes yes yes
4:15 Jojos part 3 alternate ending
Dio gets one tapped by dinnerplate wielding nanosuit wearing youtuber
I’d pay to see that shit.
However that raises the question: Is Badjur a jojo fan?
Sir Smiteful yeah in a stream he said he’s watching part 3
3:38
Heavenly really do be in the "drip" pose
I guarantee someone is gonna edit that into a drip meme now.
"I heard a noise in my neighbor's house so I sent an anti-materiel round through my wall and their wall"
The only thing I imagine, is a mf pulling out a Chey-Tac Intervention from under their pillow and hopping off their bed and hitting a 360 noscope thru 2 walls and putting a doghouse sized hole through both walls.
Hole the size of a car through both walls xd
*mlg horn sound effect*
Ah yes.
“I’m tilted but impressed”
Kyle Kern we don’t always need to, my boy.
Man: Playing Russian roulette
Dodge build: *ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF*
4Loko build: Allow me to introduce myself.
"I like to put my own little gamble on this game."
I remember watching a older video of yours and it was all about how you’re all chaotic neutral and no one could fund out who’s funnier and it’s bing he’s chaotic evil and the funniest
1:07 was 100% expecting Wide Putin music
You can shoot a jojo character bullets have no effect
Russian badger:observe
Avdol finna be ded when badger rolls up
Dio: ZA WARU-
Bajur: Pulls out 9mm
Also Bajur: Bullet Splash!!
@@skytheidiott Badger's stand is the ability to negate plot armour
SkyLeRecruit - The King of Nonsense YES I AM!
Winter Legend Wolf, and it looks like Clarence the shark
4:42 Remember that vine? Dude doesn't make the hole at a mini golf course, straight up fucking dives, hands behind his back, over the railing and into the water. Same energy bro.
whats that japanese sound file called tho
The Italian Dandy Its a sound effect from Ed, Edd, n Eddy
@@alixa7797 ohhh
Oh this brings back memories.I used to play warface with a friend and always played the big iron shotgun on cluttered multiplayer maps.Thing's a beast.I'ma get into it again i think
Don't, the game is dead
Bing must stay.....he's a part of you, a part of us now
Ever since I watched JoJo, I’ve been seeing Jojo references literally everywhere. It’s like it’s following me
Its a blessing and a curse... but a bizzare cuse none the less.
Of course they have. Breathing is a JoJo reference.
Half the time it’s a curse because jojo fan base is fucking terrible
@@jakerhodes2105 lol, idk whatchu talkin bout m8
J4D3 Artz it’s all little kids saying is that a JojO reference and etc the fan base is so bad now
"Burgoid" is my new favorite word. That's gonna be my new character's name.
BURGOID!
3:46
Did you know? The finger gun in Warface has the exact same stats as the Desert Eagle. So technically you're firing .50 Action Express using a finger gun.
* laughs in .50 AE finger gun *
"If I get into your Toyota and your playing Skillet. I'm pulling the E brake"
But I actually like skillet
Edit: I havent ever gotten over 100 likes holy fuck thanks
It's time
*yanks e-brake*
@@eyywannn8601 *yeets e-brake*
FTFY
Hide your E-brake my guy, I'm on my fuckin way
Same
Florida be like “I feel threatened” * burns down busing home *
Can confirm, I live in Jurassic park 2020
As a Florida resident, if you dont have a m2 flamethrower loaded, you should just leave tbh
Floridians: we have Jurassic Park 2020
Me who lives in Australia: fools
As a man who enjoys Skillet, I laughed so hard at that joke.
THANK YOU
Saaaaaaaame
Seen skillet 4 times now
Same here Brother!
Same bro 😂
6:23 "if someone breaks into my house I don't want to make us all deaf, I'm not gonna fire like a 50.AE"
*proceeds to by a **50.AE** Desert Eagle*
That was sadly a fan. He only owns a *glock 17*
@rinkothelad5779 well it has been 2 years since that comment. And he has made a lot of money with his content, so who's to say he didn't get one by now? Even if it was just for the sake of a meme, badger is unhinged and oddly "murican" enough to actually do that.
"This is the world's longest pistol"
- gun grabbers
Mista you must be jealous of the ultra long revolver aren’t you
MISTA HE DID THE FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE YES
Are you the one that did the thing to my son?
400+ weapons.....FOURhundred
@@diobrando2649 which one? Theres the trio donut, the fashion designer, the retard, and then the... the... The cowboy. The literal Cowboy
2:28 you know that slapping the charging handle of a gun is usually the best thing you can do for your gun? It helps the bolt go all the way forwards every time.
But if u do it wrong ur gonna slice ur hand opened or get a bad cut
"Big iron on his hip" - Jack Cooper after retrieving the mcguffin after the Vietnam war 1372
Jack cooper?
*I smell titanfall*
He best do a Titanfall 2 video
@@totallymirage9513 damn well he should.
Protocol 3
@@CreeperDude-cm1wv A throw is our only option
To this day 8:04 is still my favorite clip of all time on this channel
4:39 Yo HUGE love for that Ed Edd n Eddy sumo sound!!!
Badger: "I'm not gonna fire an .50 AE indoors so that me, the family and the dog go deaf."
Me: "I should rethink some of my life choices"
Although this is a bit late. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auditory_exclusion This will protect you, and even if you aren't excluding, you won't go deaf firing inside, unless you do it repeatedly.
"Is that a landmine?"
Never change, Badger. Never change.
6:16
hey guys look at my new camera.
*gunshot*
wait this isn’t a camera.
I wish they would add in Judge Dredd's pistol
"Hot Shot"
"High EX"
"Armor Piercing"
Double Whammy
They've got 400+ guns and it's not one of them????......wacc
Alt name; Badger Brakes the Geneva conventions: Part 4
Gotta put a stop to those treaties
BRAKES
Sou aka Dpadkid Yeah the UN is gonna have to stop the car to evaluate which death sentence and how much ammo they’re gonna use on Badger
Geneva convention more like
GENEVA SUGGESTION
You are woefully misinformed if you think this is only the 4th time Badger has broken the geneva conventions in a video game
Bing is fuckin' hilarious, we need more clips of his smart pistol mouth
“They gave you a god damn burgoid” is probably the best quote I’ve heard.
6:36 just leaving a timestamp for myself, this is great lol
11:55 Jello just calls the boss trash and seconds later, he dies to his minion
*quality content*
my most memorable moment from that stream was when Badger called everyone in chat "less evolved human beings" while calling himself and others like him (or me, get rekt) "genetically superior" for not having wisdom teeth
checkmate evolutionists
That Beginning was just too much 😂.
Where did he get that line?!
I swear, all of ur goofy friends make my day with their comedy.
Alright Badger, I know you won't see this but I just had to say thanks for the laughs from you and the boys with this one. With Corona, the country tearing itself apart, and a real shit day at work I needed a smile and y'all had me fucking dying with this video. Thanks for the laughs bud!
People that don’t watch to the end. “Yo why doesn’t badger do a face reveal?”
Tf he’s had a face reveal for 2+ years
Yo if you think that isn't a paid actor, you high as a kite, bro. People who ask why he don't do face reveal are the 500,000 IQ ones.
@@ajaxiplier5397 tfw he streamed with facecam 5 years ago
@@shiftyshitter348 it’s a joke
"Inna couple of days I'm gonna be able to cut somebody with this widows peak"
4:15 Can’t believe I lived over 120 years just to get 360 no scoped by someone with a 50 cal in a goddamn nano suit
Badger is jotaro confirmed
Part 3 ending looking diff
@@glo0py22 I've heard the old OVA was trash, but this is beyond weird.
Dio:I can't believe someone sent me into the goddamn stratosphere with a gun with dinner plate and a fucken nanosuit
The manga ending doesn’t compare
2:51 I believe its called Ballistic Sand. Currently used in Next-Generation Sandbags.
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side, slowly lookin' all around
"He's an outlaw loose and runnin'", came a whisper from each lip
"And he's here to do some business with a big iron on his hip"
"Big iron on his hip"
In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead
He was vicious and a killer, though a youth of twenty four
And the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more
One and nineteen more
Now the stranger started talkin' made it plain to folks around
Was an Arizona ranger, wouldn't be too long in town
He was here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead
And he said it didn't matter he was after Texas Red
After Texas Red
Wasn't long before this story was relayed to Texas Red
But the outlaw didn't worry, men that tried before were dead
Twenty men had tried to take him, twenty men had made a slip
Twenty one would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
Now the morning passed so quickly it was time for them to meet
It was twenty past eleven when they walked out in the street
Folks were watchin' from the windows
Every body held their breath
They knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death
About to meet his death
There was twenty feet between them
When they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the Ranger is still talked about today
Texas Red had not cleared leather for a bullet fairly ripped
And the ranger's aim was deadly, with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered 'round
There before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground
Oh, he might have went on livin' but he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
Big iron, big iron
When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
What the frick
How long did this take u
@@BitMan-lz9bd it took me about a minute to copy/paste the lyrics I found on Google
Wait, no, I found it, and it's so much worse: th-cam.com/video/0SKqhOE_fUI/w-d-xo.html
"I have a big iron. What do you have to say about that ?"
*pulls out bigger iron*
"Alright, point taken, I concede.*