BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES, JAM FOR THE JAM SANDWICH. HERE IS YOUR MEAL MR.KHAINE SIR HAVE A LOVELY DAY!
The flooding of the USS Texas to increase the range of its guns did happen, but it wasn't on D-Day (6 June 1944). It was done on 15 June 1944, 9 days after the landings. The ship's starboard torpedo-blister was flooded to give the ship a 2 degree list, allowing the range of her 14-inch guns to increase just enough to complete the fire-support-mission. During D-Day itself, the Texas and destroyers came in close to Omaha Beach to knock out enemy positions pinning down the 1st and 29th Infantry Divisions, as well as companies of the 2nd and 5th Ranger Battalions. The Texas came within 3,000 yards (1.7 miles) from the beach, blazing away with her guns. Destroyers, like the USS Emmons (DD-457) came much closer, up to 1,000 yards (0.57 miles) or less, taking out bunkers and other positions, thereby allowing troops to get off Omaha. One strange event did happen worthy of mentioning, an M4 Sherman tank lost a track on Omaha, but was still firing its 75mm gun at the bluffs. USS Frankford (DD-497) couldn't use their gunnery optics to spot targets, because they are too close to shore. When the Frankford's officers noticed the tank engaging a target on the bluffs, the ship's gunners were directed to fire where the tank fired. Their salvo knocked out the position. The tank commander popped out of his hatch, waved at the Frankford, and went back down. Through the day, the tank became the ship's fire- control party.
i was looking at this game once on a sale and i lost it when the pictures of litteral, well, anime girls slapped on one of the fronts of the screenshots
And thank good for some duality. There were period when I could'nt get rid of these anime ships, I played good, completeted some events I didnt even read, and got bunch of these floating gay clubs with jailbait captains, and I couldn even sell them for some reason, good thing there are port menu setings that hid them.)))))
@@KaiTheRedWarrior8244 They whisper in all caps, and are usually smashing something. Think of the angriest you have ever seen someone before. That is their default state.
Ah yes because you're attempting to use a twin 5"/38cal mk12 mount as actually as a 5"/62cal mk45 mod 4 and snipe the head off the enemy's Captain..... XD
Well.... Japanese and Soviet cruisers are known to set a lot of fire to anyone, and they have green camo, so........you can pretend they are Salamander. :D
@@panykfelidae9018 It did happen, the targets they were given were outside their effective range, so the captain ordered the torpedo bulges on the side of the ship flooded. The who le ship listed 10 degrees which was enough to reach their targets.
@@panykfelidae9018 USS Texas was part of a combined flotilla providing fire support for US troops against Pointe du Hoc and Omaha Beach on June 6th, 1944. near noon, when the beach landing on Omaha was on the verge of collapse, she joined several destroyers that nearly beached themselves providing fire support for the American troops, coming with 3,000 yards of the shoreline and proceed to eviscerate sniper nest and gun positions with 14 and 5 inch cannon shells. She would continue to provide support and aid to American troops until June 15th, when her last request fire support mission had her target outside her gun's effective firing range. Her captain ordered the starboard torpedo blister be flooded, giving the ship a two degree list to starboard, allowing her to effectively reach her target with her main battery shells.
The funny thing is, if you set the Captain audio option to "National+" (I think), you can potentially hear an American speak in generic American, a British speak with very British accent, an Italian rambling something, Anime character quoting her own quotes, and Khornate Champion screaming something at the same time.
Just think about it for the moment... -At the start of WW2 Brits were dropping propaganda leaflets -At the end of WW2 they were dropping...heat Conclusion: Over course of the war they were corrupted by Khorne
6:29 That moment when Heavenly references the tale of Icarus and you realize "Damn, half the people watching this video probably didn't understand what he meant he kinda smart tho"
War thunder fans: "Noooooo you cant just penetrate my frontal armor while I'm using a tiger in your sherman!" "Haha M4 go boom" World of warship fans: "this is all RNG" "We know"
@@thekommunistkrusader3921 WOW players are just constantly spinning some combination of brutal deathcore and anime openings while playing this game. That's the only way to make it out with something left of your sanity.
@@Mamorufumio It’s set to be sent to a dry dock for repairs either late November or early December. Structural repairs have been done to prevent the ship from collapsing in on itself when taken out of the water, and many of the compartments have been made significantly more water tight. Just a few more months and she’ll be in a dry dock getting repairs while a dry berth is constructed for her.
8:26, Imagine if it wasn’t because of flooding, but because the soldiers were so efficient at reloading the cannons that they launched higher than expected and actually hit their targets.
I really hope in the Krieg DLC coming out in 3 days there'll be a rare enemy called "The Ocean" and you can only damage him with Torgue weapons.And the Crew Challenge is "Blow Up 'The Ocean'"
0:15 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD 0:26 KHORNE WILL ALWAYS HAVE BLOOD YOURS OR THEIRS 0:42 WE WILL STOP MEGATRON NO MATTER THE COST 0:52 FOR THE GLORY OF KHORNE 1:18 VICTORY BRINGS IMMORTALITY 1:48 YOU DARE TO ORDER *ME* ? 2:03 THIS TROPHY IS MINE 2:34 WHO TF IS TINGUS PINGUS (Thanks to@Mirzuan Danial) 2:55 TORPEDOES DEAD AHEAD, IGNORE THEM, BRING US CLOSER 3:15 I CANNOT MOVE (Thanks to "Anthony Fors") 3:32 EVEN IN DEPT I STILL SERVE 3:50 BROthEr, I pROmIsE. I wOnT go heREtiCaL. 4:01 HM HMMP 4:41 KHORNE SMILES UPON US 5:23 I WILL NOT BE DENIED *THUMP* 6:21 FIRST TO THE SLAUGHTER 7:15 TARGET PENETRATED! BREAK THEIR BACKS 7:45 BURN THE BODY! SEAR THE SOUL! 8:41 You FLOOD half your ship so you can tilt that bitch back and DRAIN 3S 9:12 June 6th 1944 10:15 and 10:28 FIRE ALARM? GOOD! LET IT BURN! 10:36 WE'RE FLOODING QUICKLY 10:53 DESTROY FOR THE SAKE OF DESTRUCTION 11:15 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD 12:21 SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK .
Yeah and in the beginning if they did that to HMS unicorn or any of the Little ones little bell little lustrious amagi Chan etc I would hate to see what would happen to them Although if they did it to akashi they would be hailed as heroes
4:16 The game gives you needed Zenkai Boosts so you can adapt faster than normal after having your things handed to you first time, so that second time you're fully ready for power of destruction.
We don't have Popeyes here where i live, but the way everyone is describing it i just can imagine that thing is dry af and eating it without drink is just like try to get a scoop of raw flour
6:06 as a type 1 diabetic, can confirm that overdosing on skittles and dying is a very possible outcome. same as overdosing on going for a fucking walk
I tried eating a Poppie’s Biscuit without drinking once. My mouth felt like it was lines with cotton, and when I drank and swallowed it felt like a stone going down and it hurt. Should be a legit torture technique. A dozen biscuits no butter or water.
7:44 the real weird thing is that ships being very flammable is actually pretty true(maybe less so nowadays), infact fires were one of the biggest threats to ships back in the day because everything was super flammable such as the wooden timbers, the pitch used to seal the gaps, the ropes, the list goes on
Badger: Are sailors working from home? *Me crying because I’ve been working essentially every day since the pandemic* Also, Frigates are indeed not real.
Justanotherderp :P Well, Badger uses a picture of a Littoral Combat Ship, which is essentially a Frigate that can’t stay out to sea for more than a few days. Press F for the FFG, my man.
“Wait. Do we have a topic?” is this entire channel summarised in one quote
True
Yup indeed it is😀😂
Punch uncooked chicken
lol basically
“Perhaps.”
-Me, living life as a crab
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES, JAM FOR THE JAM SANDWICH. HERE IS YOUR MEAL MR.KHAINE SIR HAVE A LOVELY DAY!
fucken "Khorne flakes" got me so hard
Blood for the BLOODGOOOOD
FOR THE LATHRIXIAN LEGION!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!
CORN FOR THE CORN GOD
The flooding of the USS Texas to increase the range of its guns did happen, but it wasn't on D-Day (6 June 1944). It was done on 15 June 1944, 9 days after the landings. The ship's starboard torpedo-blister was flooded to give the ship a 2 degree list, allowing the range of her 14-inch guns to increase just enough to complete the fire-support-mission.
During D-Day itself, the Texas and destroyers came in close to Omaha Beach to knock out enemy positions pinning down the 1st and 29th Infantry Divisions, as well as companies of the 2nd and 5th Ranger Battalions. The Texas came within 3,000 yards (1.7 miles) from the beach, blazing away with her guns. Destroyers, like the USS Emmons (DD-457) came much closer, up to 1,000 yards (0.57 miles) or less, taking out bunkers and other positions, thereby allowing troops to get off Omaha.
One strange event did happen worthy of mentioning, an M4 Sherman tank lost a track on Omaha, but was still firing its 75mm gun at the bluffs. USS Frankford (DD-497) couldn't use their gunnery optics to spot targets, because they are too close to shore. When the Frankford's officers noticed the tank engaging a target on the bluffs, the ship's gunners were directed to fire where the tank fired. Their salvo knocked out the position. The tank commander popped out of his hatch, waved at the Frankford, and went back down. Through the day, the tank became the ship's fire- control party.
Thank you for this fact
you seem like the person that would like sabaton
@@attacktankicopter2594 *Hurry up! We're waiting for you!*
You deserve more likes for this educational experience you grant freely.
@@charlessaint7926 please friend, share with us more of your history knowledge. I enjoy story telling time.
I think I totally lost it at "Does Insulin Stack" and "Is Diabetes damage-over-time?". The longer I think about it, the funnier it gets.
im glad you liked my joke
To answer the question, yes.
I completely loose it at "Can you double pump with insulin?"
I'm diabetic and this has me dying 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"TORPEDOES DEAD AHEAD! IGNORE THEM; BRING US CLOSER!!!!" i love this line
*DRIVE ME CLOSER, I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!!!*
@@crysisrevelation6132 Gotta love how that was a meme turned semi-canon turned fully-canon.
"Target Penetrated! BREAK THEIR BACKS!"
"BRING US CLOSER I NEED TO CALL THEM A N-"
FOR THE GLORY OF KHORNE!!!!!!
Having that Chaos "commander" sounds more like your the ship commander and have a very aggressive, but helpful, assistant.
I dig it
"FIRE ALARM? GOOD. LET IT BURN!"
@@n.s.c.h0r1zon38 TORPEDOES APPROACHING!
PREPARE RAMMING MANEUVERS!
Theres clearly some heresy going on here
@@blackgem12 always has been
He keeps asking for corn.
"Why is the UK specialized in setting stuff on fire?"
Me: *Looks at Ireland*
As an Irishman, I snorted.
11/10
Dresden*
Meanwhile, on the British cruiser line...
there is literally no HE. there’s no joke here
**looks at the white house in 1812**
What we want roast potatoes
9:11 man I can't believe Heavenly went back in time to noclip through Normandy
So ThEre I was, JuLy 4tH, 1776, sIgNiNg tHe dEclArAtIoN oF InDePeNdAnCe.
Is Heavenly really that old? Is that canon in TheRussianBadger cinametic universe?
@@hirthviktor3215 yes
@@hirthviktor3215yes
@@hirthviktor3215 Heavenly is so old, he watched the Earth form
Best khorne quote I know is from DoW winter assault.
"WE NEED A NEW DRIVER!"
"THIS ONE IS DEAD"
It would probably be what Kharn told himself before he started the betraying
^ this preceded immediately on com's by a single gunshot
OUR FOES HIDE IN METAL BAEKSES
THOSE FEEEWLS!
"Frigates exist to take on torpedo fire." Is actually a true statement since they protect carriers along with other ships
Not anymore :pog:
A game with both anime girls, and chaos space marines? Alright, I'm convinced.
The ultimate virgin Ship.
Fuck yeah Brother i am in .
i was looking at this game once on a sale and i lost it when the pictures of litteral, well, anime girls slapped on one of the fronts of the screenshots
@@spicingdeed8931 i lost it when they included some warhammer 40k dudes
Not to mention they're going to bring transformers next.
Badger: why is burning a british specialty.
Britain: *looks at Germany* i-i dunno, w-we totally didn't burn German cities to a crisp.
To be fair... That was America too.
*sips tea maliciously*
That's a spicy joke
@@sololobos6969 No America just bombed the fuck out of em. The Brits were the ones firebombing germany.
*hides 10,000 bombers in their pocket.*
“Wait, it’s no frigates?”
“Never has been.”
Never hazbin
NOOOOOOOOOOO
@@purplehatter550 can't tell which comment this is replying to, but i agree
@@aohu7505 Its to the fact that the astronaut gets shot in the head after
Me : "ah yes, finally some Warhammer"
Badger : "World of Warships"
Me : 🙃
Good shit still tho
@@metalbat8414 for sure lmao a badger video is always a good video
“Can we go 1 day without a M1 Garand reload?”
No Badger, now we must have one every video
haha garand go ping
No every day
*Ping intensifies*
Badger’s videos are just 100% m1 and shotgun reloading sounds
Am I the only one who's jealous af that his friend has an M1 Garand
Imagine a fleet of naval warships n’ stuff and the commanders of the ships include an anime girl, a giant space psychopath, a walrus , and Eekaj.
And a walrus smoking 3 cigarettes at once
And a Giant Robot
“And Eekaj.” This makes me giggle for no good reason.
This belongs on r/brandnewsentence.
Well we're fucked
USN: Hmm destroyers or carriers..... *laughs in midway*
Yes
Hmmm yes *BOATS*
As someone who's been on the Midway, all I can say is mmmmm-_yes_ boat is B o A t.
NYET, BOAT IS FINE!
This bOat seems to be made of bOat
The duality of man: azure lane on one side, warhammer on the other
Two series you never expected to see be mixed.
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
And thank good for some duality. There were period when I could'nt get rid of these anime ships, I played good, completeted some events I didnt even read, and got bunch of these floating gay clubs with jailbait captains, and I couldn even sell them for some reason, good thing there are port menu setings that hid them.)))))
@@Alvaro89Rus Ok weirdo
@@GeorgiiiVaampire no u
World of Warships: The only game where legendary admirals get killed by anime girls and overly aggressive WH40K Ship commanders or vise versa.
Overly aggressive? He was pretty calm by khorne standards.
@@deusvult4084 how psychotic are they
@@KaiTheRedWarrior8244 They whisper in all caps, and are usually smashing something. Think of the angriest you have ever seen someone before. That is their default state.
@@deusvult4084 and that to the power of a thousand on steroids is them when mildly perturbed
what are they like when their fecking RAGING?
“Sir we can’t hit the target what do we do?!?”
“SINK THE SHIP”
Hello hayden
I blew a hole through the surface of Mars... fucking mortal
"It will give the gun the elevation it needs."
Ah yes because you're attempting to use a twin 5"/38cal mk12 mount as actually as a 5"/62cal mk45 mod 4 and snipe the head off the enemy's Captain..... XD
RAMMING SPEED
“Pyro burns the ocean”
Wait these aren’t Salamanders, I want my money back!
Well....
Japanese and Soviet cruisers are known to set a lot of fire to anyone, and they have green camo, so........you can pretend they are Salamander. :D
I want my money on this free to play game back!!
>_>
VULKAN LIVES! *STOMP STOMP*
“Blood for the blood GOD.” -Sun Tzu or Obama I’m not sure.
Technoblade
I approve this message
Vladmir Putin
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!
tingus-pingus
"there was a point where i became obssesed with putting everything on fire"
**smolensk enters the chat* *
Smolensk players are just one man and that man is the goblin slayer, change my mind.
Pyro from team fortress 2
* conqueror wants to know your location*
@kaizer5lock with HE
*Insert Floating PKM here*
2:35 nearly spit out my coffee.
Dead quiet on the mic
WHO THE FUCK IS TINGUS PINGUS!!!!!????
WHO TF IS TINGUS PINGUS!?
@@denyhaguilar679
I NEVER HEARD'A FUCKIN' LATIVIA
I almost dropped my ice
“Is fucking diabetes damage over time?” As a diabetic with a pump, that moment in the video had me rolling lol
When he said it sounds like the wallmount health machine in Half Life 🤣
There's an offensive joke here to make, but I'm not gonna be the one to figure it out
As a diabetic with a pen I feel ya bro! =D
I thought about it and in a sense it makes does that make insulin med packs then
@@Ghostspartan2002 wait. So you're saying that dallas has diabetes?
Seeing Badger use the character models from Space Engineers is funny, I feel like he would have a field day with Lord Klang
Commie Bread the crossover we need
Space Engineers video when
Bro badger the type of dude who's actually robbie rotten from lazy town in retirement
Where's the SWAT guy model from?
Womble needs to do some recruitment with these boys
8:26 Sailor: Sir, our shots aren't hitting the targets, the guns can't raise that far!
Captain: I got a plan.
*He's a Pirate Intensifies*
sadly - it probably never happened, as the Texas' guns can elevate to 43 degrees already
@@panykfelidae9018 It did happen, the targets they were given were outside their effective range, so the captain ordered the torpedo bulges on the side of the ship flooded. The who le ship listed 10 degrees which was enough to reach their targets.
@@panykfelidae9018 USS Texas was part of a combined flotilla providing fire support for US troops against Pointe du Hoc and Omaha Beach on June 6th, 1944. near noon, when the beach landing on Omaha was on the verge of collapse, she joined several destroyers that nearly beached themselves providing fire support for the American troops, coming with 3,000 yards of the shoreline and proceed to eviscerate sniper nest and gun positions with 14 and 5 inch cannon shells. She would continue to provide support and aid to American troops until June 15th, when her last request fire support mission had her target outside her gun's effective firing range. Her captain ordered the starboard torpedo blister be flooded, giving the ship a two degree list to starboard, allowing her to effectively reach her target with her main battery shells.
@@TechLeafRanger this needs to be a fucking movie, Why has no director ever pick this shit up? This would be fucking awesome to see in film
Russianbadger channel: the show where everyone owns an M1 grand
Why not? That ping is The Sex!
Even the viewers.
@@SamueL-td7fb Fuck the Garand, the BAR is where it's at
Imagine someone playing WoWS for the first time and getting told to purge for the blood god and getting called a “Baka” in the same game.
It's worth it just to purge the weebs in Khorne's name.
The funny thing is, if you set the Captain audio option to "National+" (I think), you can potentially hear an American speak in generic American, a British speak with very British accent, an Italian rambling something, Anime character quoting her own quotes, and Khornate Champion screaming something at the same time.
So you mean just like going to any hobby store that sells D&D stuff?
You can only hear your own captain. They wouldn’t hear other people’s captains.
Za Worudo!
"the British speciality is setting everything on fire" ....... Dresden.......
Yeah we’re good at that
Just think about it for the moment...
-At the start of WW2 Brits were dropping propaganda leaflets
-At the end of WW2 they were dropping...heat
Conclusion: Over course of the war they were corrupted by Khorne
1812
As a brittish person I can confirm the khornate corruption is still being contained
Snottier Faun increase that list of khornate massacres XD
Always love the Warhammer references... really want another Warhammer game review now
Thomas he could do necromunda the under hive game
He's definitely gonna review Darktide when it comes out
Same.
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
Dark tide and necromunda would be perfect for him, from what we've seen
0:16 just imagine hearing that shit in the woods behind your house at like 4am.
Why do I hear boss music
I can't stop hearing Megatron
"You cant burn me im already on fire"-Soldier from Team based Fortress defense simulater the Second.
*insert rip rick may spam here*
Yes he died but it's best not to dwell on a sad past
@In our doom we find resolve
Amen soldier!
Badjur: (Makes any Warhammer reference)
Me: "Hmm... Has he or anyone else seen Flashgitz's parodies?"
@Iron Hands Terminator
AVENGE ME BROTHER!!!
BROTHER, AVENGE MEEEE!!!
*sees anime announcers*
_"The daemons of Khorne are gonna eat ye' out like ice cream sandwiches once your Red Rage begins"_
"WE WILL PROVIDE THE HAMS"
WHAT DID YOU JUST WOLFIN SAY TO ME
@@antonytheocharidis9576 OI'LL HAVE YE KNÖW I SCORED THE TÖP OF MEI TRIBE IN THE KINGDOM OF THE RUSS
@@heavystalin2419 Yer accent's weird and full'a waffles.
based TTS references
Omg I just thought to myself "I hope this video never ends" I just now looked, and I'm not even at the 4:30 mark yet, I love it
Me: sees video
Video: “The British pour Gasoline on their shells to set more stuff on fire”
Me: *British Pyromania Intensifies*
Actually we spilled beer on our HE shells because we keep them in a below decks pub 🍻🇬🇧
Me too you now what we say if you can’t drink tea with them burn them in holy fire
I don’t even like world of warships, but badger makes every game good
Get a destroyer and suicide rush a battleship with guns bigger than your own ship and you'll understand.
Yeah like the actual game looks boring but badge makes it so funny and interesting
Playing alone is boring
Bajur is the reason I tortured myself with war thunder for four months.
Is there anyway to get the warhammer skins? Or is it over?
"I don't know why fire is a british specialty"
*Ireland would like to know your location*
Car bombs are our specialty tiocfaidh ar la
What about California lol
Washing DC would like to know your location
Ima leave dis here
th-cam.com/video/S1ZRwDft6eI/w-d-xo.html
D P
Car Bombs?
*Battlefield 3 Theme Intensifies*
It's so funny to hear the Chaos Commander talk shit to everyone else, but then at 10:35 he sounds like he's actually panicking XD
I’m over here laughing like an idiot because every time I heard a warhammer voice line I had to ram no matter what
Happy, h o l l o w ,or sad?
Chaniwii *V O I D*
USS Texas sinking itself to get the gun elevation to hit its target: *SALVATION!*
**
MY PEOPLE I HAVE FOUND YOU
SALVATION THE DEATH OF A MILLION IS A NECESSARY
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY! IF I CAN’T WATCH MARINE-CHAN ON TH-cam.COM THEN NO ONE ELSE WILL
This was NOT a video that I expected to see an Ace Combat reference in and I was not ready. Oh no! Here it comes...
MY CRISP WHITE SHEETS!
Badger: Has jojo reference within the first 30 seconds of the video
Me: *”I’ve seen enough, I’m satisfied.”*
And an Azur Lane reference
niiiiiiiiice
Same
I reminded the first 30seconds about 5 times before getting to the video
ffs i was about to comment this
6:29 That moment when Heavenly references the tale of Icarus and you realize "Damn, half the people watching this video probably didn't understand what he meant he kinda smart tho"
Same
The dude who flew with wax wings then died of fall damage
@@sadrakeyhany7477 WeLl AkCtUaLlY it was IMPACT damage since falling doesn't kill you..... Alright I'll see my self out
“Hey king you dropped this!”
*Is holding a torpedo, and starts to talk about Khorn and anime*
“Wait, what’s the topic of the video?”
i hate anime I think you hate anime a bit TOO much dude, I don’t watch that shit but you REALLY hate it.
I never realized how weird world of warships was until I watched this video. Anime, war hammer, and transformers?
War thunder fans: "Noooooo you cant just penetrate my frontal armor while I'm using a tiger in your sherman!" "Haha M4 go boom"
World of warship fans: "this is all RNG" "We know"
@@thekommunistkrusader3921 WOW players are just constantly spinning some combination of brutal deathcore and anime openings while playing this game. That's the only way to make it out with something left of your sanity.
The pinnacle if weebery
Just for your information.
WoWs had 3 different collab with 3 different Anime Girl Ship franchises.
Noice
I want them to add V.E.G.A and Samuel Hayden voices for the Ships
You can't just shoot a hole into the ocean
@@darrenbyrne293
new objective: you know what to do
or just put in the doom slayer and just have angery silence.
" You can't just ram your battleship into the carrier to destroy the carrier"
"The ramming maneuvers are ready"
9:21 FIELDS OF VERDUN, AND THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN, NOWHERE TO RUN, FATHER AND SON
FALL ONE BY ONE, THY WILL BE DONE
"Brother, I promise I won't go heretical..."
*2 rounds later*
"KILL, MAIM, BURN!
CHAOS WILL CONSUME YOU!"
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SANITY...IS FOR THE WEAK!
FIRE ALARM? GOOD! LET IT BURN!
@@elistewart3435 KHORNE SMILES UPON US
@@lichkinggamer5708 TARGET PENETRATED! BREAK THEIR BACKS!
Commander of the USS Texas: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move.
sadly the USS texas has been sinking for years
BANG! BANG! BANG!
@@Mamorufumio It’s set to be sent to a dry dock for repairs either late November or early December. Structural repairs have been done to prevent the ship from collapsing in on itself when taken out of the water, and many of the compartments have been made significantly more water tight. Just a few more months and she’ll be in a dry dock getting repairs while a dry berth is constructed for her.
@@PNolandS oh thank goodness, i've been kind of worried about the ship as my family went one one of the tours back in the earily 2000's
9:43 Badger made TINGUS PINGUS sound so intense, I was dying from that. Especially when he called him a crumb.
As a member of the Naval Academy, can confirm this is what we do all day
Jello says allot of funny shit but "is diabetes damage over time?" Takes the cake 5:53🤣🤣
It is bro its poison damage
As a diabetic i can confirm that is true
As another diabetic, can also confirm
"Can insulin stack" had me wheezing like a mofo
8:31 "FLOOD THE AFT TRIM TANKS" "Sir that will sink the sub" "AND IT WILL GIVE THE GUN THE ELEVATION IT NEEDS! ONE MILLION LIVES!"
Don't you see?
DON'T YOU SEE!?
SALVATION!
Three Strikes
I still think that the Scinfaxi & Hrimfaxi were better, though...
Get yo AC7 vibes out of here XD
8:26, Imagine if it wasn’t because of flooding, but because the soldiers were so efficient at reloading the cannons that they launched higher than expected and actually hit their targets.
That the shells landed on a nearby forest and set a tree on fire?
Luckily it wasnt a Daycare
@@Zenova-lq7cj, possibly.
@@TREX_04 Sadly*
@@heavybooom7790 DAMN. Save some of the fun for me!
4:32 I don’t think I’ve ever heard such fear come from that man.
Badger’s ship: Starts flooding
Badger: Petty Officer............grab the pool noodles
Badger’s ship: Starts burning
Badger: Petty Officer…….grab the marshmallows
“SANITY... IS FOR THE WEAK!!!!!!!” RB and all his friends, “ oh yeah I yell that at neighbors every day”
Badger: Then you realize there's a middle ground of cruisers that specialize in setting everything on fire
Atago: *Ara ara intensifies*
May the Ara Ara guide you
Finally i found Atago meme
Atago is your and I'm gonna hate saying this, "dommy mommy" Mother(ugh I need to take a bath in bleach now)
@@p4rnedjr.388 uh, no. That honor goes to Friedrich der Große a.k.a Momma Freddy.
@@ResillyusXD fair enough
3:21 Never noticed that Dreadnought's lights go out as he dies.
Me: How many torpedoes do you need to launch
Everyone: “launching all torpedoes” what you mean
Yes
How many tor-
Yes
I'm a Battle ship main and I can confirm
russianbadger: _atago and khornite berserker noises_
me, an intellectual: *AHOOOOOY, HOUSHOU MARINE DESU~~~*
can't believe badger actually took the time to animate atago
I wonder if Nanny pirate could lead her people...?
@@hikigayamurakamo9340 *17 season 2 pirate.
Do you buy her in world of warships...???
@@keith5996 0/10 No time taken for extreme jiggle physics on the Ara~ Ara~ machine
"Is diabetes damage over time?", bro that killed me
Not quite, it seems
It killed them too
As a type one diabetic, I can confirm it is dot.
It’s the wither effect from Minecraft but irl
i no shit told my English teacher that diabetes is just damage over time and she said this. "I mean, yes, that is true...?"
0:53 FOR THE GLORY OF CORN!
I litteraly saw this comment and looked up to the video playing it that's great
"pyro burns the ocean"
mister torgue: not bad kid,not bad.
I really hope in the Krieg DLC coming out in 3 days there'll be a rare enemy called "The Ocean" and you can only damage him with Torgue weapons.And the Crew Challenge is "Blow Up 'The Ocean'"
Yes god yes!
@@Phemon1337 the moment torgue said blow up the ocean i expected a raid boss like a kraken or some shit, was disappointed....
0:15 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
0:26 KHORNE WILL ALWAYS HAVE BLOOD YOURS OR THEIRS
0:42 WE WILL STOP MEGATRON NO MATTER THE COST
0:52 FOR THE GLORY OF KHORNE
1:18 VICTORY BRINGS IMMORTALITY
1:48 YOU DARE TO ORDER *ME* ?
2:03 THIS TROPHY IS MINE
2:34 WHO TF IS TINGUS PINGUS (Thanks to@Mirzuan Danial)
2:55 TORPEDOES DEAD AHEAD, IGNORE THEM, BRING US CLOSER
3:15 I CANNOT MOVE (Thanks to "Anthony Fors")
3:32 EVEN IN DEPT I STILL SERVE
3:50 BROthEr, I pROmIsE. I wOnT go heREtiCaL.
4:01 HM HMMP
4:41 KHORNE SMILES UPON US
5:23 I WILL NOT BE DENIED *THUMP*
6:21 FIRST TO THE SLAUGHTER
7:15 TARGET PENETRATED! BREAK THEIR BACKS
7:45 BURN THE BODY!
SEAR THE SOUL!
8:41 You FLOOD half your ship so you can tilt that bitch back and DRAIN 3S
9:12 June 6th 1944
10:15 and 10:28
FIRE ALARM?
GOOD!
LET IT BURN!
10:36 WE'RE FLOODING QUICKLY
10:53 DESTROY FOR THE SAKE OF DESTRUCTION
11:15 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
12:21 SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK
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@Parchment Vincent
Thank the dark gods
@@lukeeatschips6324 u forgot the i cannot move one
Here king, you dropped this;
*hands over TH-cam diamond play button*
@@bdanmcg2170
:D
"shoot the boats"
What Badger doesn't realize is that he's being told to target the submarines.
Greatest aquatic warfare advice ever: “Shoot the boat”
"Shoot the boat."
That's like the advice I have my friend on how to play a bullet hell well: "Just don't get hit, forehead."
I mean, we're not wrong.
ahhh, technically true; my favorite kind of truth
My Azur Lane-playing self seeing Atago talking with a high-pitched voice: “Wait a sec-“
Yeah and in the beginning if they did that to HMS unicorn or any of the Little ones little bell little lustrious amagi Chan etc I would hate to see what would happen to them Although if they did it to akashi they would be hailed as heroes
@@gwydionrusso3206 that cat is a swindler!
@@josiahricafrente585 exactly the eagle Union should carry out the Manhattan project just to destroy it
"is that...Atago...or Akeno Misaki..."
"*dunno don't care take my money weegee"*
@@gwydionrusso3206 Akashi took mah gems
*Waiting patiently for...* "SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!"
What happened? I blacked out for a second there.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
4:16 The game gives you needed Zenkai Boosts so you can adapt faster than normal after having your things handed to you first time, so that second time you're fully ready for power of destruction.
12:53 He just looks so disappointed and sad. As if his eyes are about to start tearing up. It's just his eyes but I feel his sadness
"I am literally the cheeto dust in the bottom of the bag right now"
"gets hit"
Now you're the air at the bottom of a chips bag.
Tomorrow’s headline: Popeyes biscuit no drink challenge kills several.
Epic
Now that is an act of bravery greater than many!
I tried and almost passed out
We don't have Popeyes here where i live, but the way everyone is describing it i just can imagine that thing is dry af and eating it without drink is just like try to get a scoop of raw flour
@@grafitorecargado your talking about them when they are cold, when they are hot its a little better, but you’ve got the right idea.
3:32 being a tyranid player in a nutshell
2019: *German March*
2020: *Anime opening*
2020-2021: BATTLEFLEET GOTHİC ARMADA 2 (F2P)
this
"You tried one and lived?"
"Barely, I went for the sweet tea at the last minute, right as I was seeing darkness approach."
The USS Texas' crewmates definitely said "poggers" when the ship got half flooded
6:06 as a type 1 diabetic, can confirm that overdosing on skittles and dying is a very possible outcome. same as overdosing on going for a fucking walk
I’m so happy everybody in the call has an M1 Garand.
*Pings intensify*
2:46 best quote ever.
Am ghost now. Died as soon as I heard “Tingus Pingus.”
WHO DAFUQ IS TINGUS PINGUS!?!
YO WHO DAFUQ-
@@redbasher636 YO WHO DAFUQ IS TINGUS PINGUS!?!?!
@@EzekiesAcheron YO WHO DAFU-
@@lunar6156 YO WHO DAFUQ IS TINGUS PINGUS
I tried eating a Poppie’s Biscuit without drinking once. My mouth felt like it was lines with cotton, and when I drank and swallowed it felt like a stone going down and it hurt.
Should be a legit torture technique. A dozen biscuits no butter or water.
Wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy.
One time i ate two popeyes biscuits without taking a drink and was dehydrated for three days
@@bumbl_b33 WEAK, I ATE 3 AND WASN'T EVEN SLIGHTLY DEHYDRATED
Imagine badger and friends playing D&D
They'd be total murder-hobos, with one non chaotic player desperately trying and failing to reign the others in.
No
And im the DM that could Handel them
@@songbird515 lol no you can't
With all the heresey in this video, maybe they should play Warhammer40k: Wrath and Glory instead.
“Do frigates even exist?”
Me who’s father served on one:
0___________0
Sometimes i thought frigates only existed in Japanese navy these days since they can't have "destoryers" in their fleets.
And i asshat thought I served on one.... o.o
Your father lied to you.
Your father doesn’t exist.
@GabrielArchon actually, my dad served on a perry class frigate from 1982-1984. It was armed with both missiles and a 3in gun.
" Hey king, you dropped this. "
*proceeds to drop depth charge on submarine*
5:54 as a type 2 diabetic, I can confirm that there are FAR worse analogies than this.
Like asthma is stamina down?
@@scorpionvenom27 no no, he's got a point...
7:44 the real weird thing is that ships being very flammable is actually pretty true(maybe less so nowadays), infact fires were one of the biggest threats to ships back in the day because everything was super flammable such as the wooden timbers, the pitch used to seal the gaps, the ropes, the list goes on
“I got a degree in physics, I actually don’t”
How quickly can you do a double backflip on some random stupid ass meme
The British learned the burn everything to the ground strat when they torched DC in the war of 1812.
Owie Zowie right in my American heart
@@Kangaru13 *Cue evil laughing*
Too soon
Random Brit :( lol
@@randombrit4504 The Germans picked up on it during the Blitz.
"Is fuckin diabetes _damage over time?"_
-- Barkley, Shut Up and Jam Gaiden (part 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa), 2020, colorized
"So you seem to have a lot of experience, can you give me some advice?"
"Just shoot it bro"
“Is diabetes damage over time?” XD OMFG that was funny, these jokes lately have been hitting hard.
it's funny because of how accurate it is
Cody Welker Must suck having a durable debuff, until further notice to get rid of it completely.
"You're like the last crumb of a Toaster Strudel, but I hear ya."
^ my favorite line XD
“Bring us closer, I want to hit them with my sword.”
5:06 There's a reason the USS St. Louis got the nickname "Lucky Lou."
Badger: Are sailors working from home?
*Me crying because I’ve been working essentially every day since the pandemic*
Also, Frigates are indeed not real.
Yea,they're just mini-Destroyers!
Justanotherderp :P Well, Badger uses a picture of a Littoral Combat Ship, which is essentially a Frigate that can’t stay out to sea for more than a few days.
Press F for the FFG, my man.
You forgot frigates. They don't exist shut up about them!
0:11 hey king you dro-*THUD*
I feel like grouse drop that one from one of his planneds
The soldiers on Badger's flooded lower deck be looking like the storm troopers in the jacuzzi in lego star wars