BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD | World of Warships

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  • @owenmcdonough7720
    @owenmcdonough7720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13893

    “Wait. Do we have a topic?” is this entire channel summarised in one quote

    • @thepandrbr
      @thepandrbr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      True

    • @wellbornthrower596
      @wellbornthrower596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yup indeed it is😀😂

    • @usafa886
      @usafa886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Punch uncooked chicken

    • @L0n3W
      @L0n3W 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lol basically

    • @zachdavis8251
      @zachdavis8251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      “Perhaps.”
      -Me, living life as a crab

  • @charlessaint7926
    @charlessaint7926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4605

    The flooding of the USS Texas to increase the range of its guns did happen, but it wasn't on D-Day (6 June 1944). It was done on 15 June 1944, 9 days after the landings. The ship's starboard torpedo-blister was flooded to give the ship a 2 degree list, allowing the range of her 14-inch guns to increase just enough to complete the fire-support-mission.
    During D-Day itself, the Texas and destroyers came in close to Omaha Beach to knock out enemy positions pinning down the 1st and 29th Infantry Divisions, as well as companies of the 2nd and 5th Ranger Battalions. The Texas came within 3,000 yards (1.7 miles) from the beach, blazing away with her guns. Destroyers, like the USS Emmons (DD-457) came much closer, up to 1,000 yards (0.57 miles) or less, taking out bunkers and other positions, thereby allowing troops to get off Omaha.
    One strange event did happen worthy of mentioning, an M4 Sherman tank lost a track on Omaha, but was still firing its 75mm gun at the bluffs. USS Frankford (DD-497) couldn't use their gunnery optics to spot targets, because they are too close to shore. When the Frankford's officers noticed the tank engaging a target on the bluffs, the ship's gunners were directed to fire where the tank fired. Their salvo knocked out the position. The tank commander popped out of his hatch, waved at the Frankford, and went back down. Through the day, the tank became the ship's fire- control party.

    • @juicemeister1984
      @juicemeister1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      Thank you for this fact

    • @attacktankicopter2594
      @attacktankicopter2594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      you seem like the person that would like sabaton

    • @charlessaint7926
      @charlessaint7926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      @@attacktankicopter2594 *Hurry up! We're waiting for you!*

    • @worldlycrow8212
      @worldlycrow8212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      You deserve more likes for this educational experience you grant freely.

    • @O-P-96
      @O-P-96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@charlessaint7926 please friend, share with us more of your history knowledge. I enjoy story telling time.

  • @krausercruz2780
    @krausercruz2780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2847

    Having that Chaos "commander" sounds more like your the ship commander and have a very aggressive, but helpful, assistant.
    I dig it

    • @n.s.c.h0r1zon38
      @n.s.c.h0r1zon38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      "FIRE ALARM? GOOD. LET IT BURN!"

    • @krausercruz2780
      @krausercruz2780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@n.s.c.h0r1zon38 TORPEDOES APPROACHING!
      PREPARE RAMMING MANEUVERS!

    • @blackgem12
      @blackgem12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Theres clearly some heresy going on here

    • @Cthulhuwarlord
      @Cthulhuwarlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@blackgem12 always has been

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He keeps asking for corn.

  • @Rogue_ac
    @Rogue_ac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    "Frigates exist to take on torpedo fire." Is actually a true statement since they protect carriers along with other ships

    • @rbrick3685
      @rbrick3685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not anymore :pog:

  • @dungeonlessdm6914
    @dungeonlessdm6914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1203

    "TORPEDOES DEAD AHEAD! IGNORE THEM; BRING US CLOSER!!!!" i love this line

    • @crysisrevelation6132
      @crysisrevelation6132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *DRIVE ME CLOSER, I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!!!*

    • @S3Cs4uN8
      @S3Cs4uN8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@crysisrevelation6132 Gotta love how that was a meme turned semi-canon turned fully-canon.

    • @spiderboi2024
      @spiderboi2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      "Target Penetrated! BREAK THEIR BACKS!"

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "BRING US CLOSER I NEED TO CALL THEM A N-"

    • @matanuigaming2556
      @matanuigaming2556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      FOR THE GLORY OF KHORNE!!!!!!

  • @Kalebfenoir
    @Kalebfenoir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3937

    I think I totally lost it at "Does Insulin Stack" and "Is Diabetes damage-over-time?". The longer I think about it, the funnier it gets.

    • @stoinkydoinky4583
      @stoinkydoinky4583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      im glad you liked my joke

    • @aloafoftoast7160
      @aloafoftoast7160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      To answer the question, yes.

    • @seanwhitman8353
      @seanwhitman8353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I completely loose it at "Can you double pump with insulin?"

    • @danielscott1223
      @danielscott1223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I'm diabetic and this has me dying 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @usmcgrunt4260
      @usmcgrunt4260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheLaluciDaniel
    @TheLaluciDaniel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2443

    "Why is the UK specialized in setting stuff on fire?"
    Me: *Looks at Ireland*

    • @hellhoundactual8201
      @hellhoundactual8201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      As an Irishman, I snorted.
      11/10

    • @eazhe3716
      @eazhe3716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Dresden*

    • @subparusername9172
      @subparusername9172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Meanwhile, on the British cruiser line...
      there is literally no HE. there’s no joke here

    • @scottish-hero6664
      @scottish-hero6664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      **looks at the white house in 1812**

    • @admiralhuzky
      @admiralhuzky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      What we want roast potatoes

  • @canarysoup6553
    @canarysoup6553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1078

    Imagine a fleet of naval warships n’ stuff and the commanders of the ships include an anime girl, a giant space psychopath, a walrus , and Eekaj.

  • @a.t.t.g8359
    @a.t.t.g8359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4251

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES, JAM FOR THE JAM SANDWICH. HERE IS YOUR MEAL MR.KHAINE SIR HAVE A LOVELY DAY!

    • @darrentj8887
      @darrentj8887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      fucken "Khorne flakes" got me so hard

    • @garank4971
      @garank4971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Blood for the BLOODGOOOOD

    • @robopope7584
      @robopope7584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      FOR THE LATHRIXIAN LEGION!

    • @aurelius5821
      @aurelius5821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!

    • @shagroids4944
      @shagroids4944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      CORN FOR THE CORN GOD

  • @mon-kiegh477
    @mon-kiegh477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Best khorne quote I know is from DoW winter assault.
    "WE NEED A NEW DRIVER!"
    "THIS ONE IS DEAD"

    • @thydzz2180
      @thydzz2180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It would probably be what Kharn told himself before he started the betraying

    • @anoninunen
      @anoninunen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ^ this preceded immediately on com's by a single gunshot

  • @niko_8208
    @niko_8208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4229

    A game with both anime girls, and chaos space marines? Alright, I'm convinced.

    • @Cumdaemon
      @Cumdaemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      The ultimate virgin Ship.

    • @gabiplatis9962
      @gabiplatis9962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Fuck yeah Brother i am in .

    • @spicingdeed8931
      @spicingdeed8931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      i was looking at this game once on a sale and i lost it when the pictures of litteral, well, anime girls slapped on one of the fronts of the screenshots

    • @gabiplatis9962
      @gabiplatis9962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@spicingdeed8931 i lost it when they included some warhammer 40k dudes

    • @hunterzickafoose6216
      @hunterzickafoose6216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Not to mention they're going to bring transformers next.

  • @eman5992
    @eman5992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    9:11 man I can't believe Heavenly went back in time to noclip through Normandy

    • @spiderboi2024
      @spiderboi2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So ThEre I was, JuLy 4tH, 1776, sIgNiNg tHe dEclArAtIoN oF InDePeNdAnCe.

    • @hirthviktor3215
      @hirthviktor3215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Is Heavenly really that old? Is that canon in TheRussianBadger cinametic universe?

    • @spiderboi2024
      @spiderboi2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hirthviktor3215 yes

    • @Husk69
      @Husk69 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hirthviktor3215yes

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hirthviktor3215 Heavenly is so old, he watched the Earth form

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    The duality of man: azure lane on one side, warhammer on the other

    • @fardfox
      @fardfox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Two series you never expected to see be mixed.

    • @bigheadass2786
      @bigheadass2786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

    • @Alvaro89Rus
      @Alvaro89Rus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And thank good for some duality. There were period when I could'nt get rid of these anime ships, I played good, completeted some events I didnt even read, and got bunch of these floating gay clubs with jailbait captains, and I couldn even sell them for some reason, good thing there are port menu setings that hid them.)))))

    • @GeorgiiiVaampire
      @GeorgiiiVaampire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Alvaro89Rus Ok weirdo

    • @karoljones7455
      @karoljones7455 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GeorgiiiVaampire no u

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    “Wait, it’s no frigates?”
    “Never has been.”

    • @mrdooce7053
      @mrdooce7053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Never hazbin

    • @purplehatter550
      @purplehatter550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @aohu7505
      @aohu7505 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@purplehatter550 can't tell which comment this is replying to, but i agree

    • @purplehatter550
      @purplehatter550 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aohu7505 Its to the fact that the astronaut gets shot in the head after

  • @TheFuri0uswc
    @TheFuri0uswc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    USN: Hmm destroyers or carriers..... *laughs in midway*

  • @jubernavarrete3807
    @jubernavarrete3807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    2:35 nearly spit out my coffee.

    • @bigamericanshark
      @bigamericanshark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Dead quiet on the mic
      WHO THE FUCK IS TINGUS PINGUS!!!!!????

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      WHO TF IS TINGUS PINGUS!?

    • @kanati1133
      @kanati1133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@denyhaguilar679
      I NEVER HEARD'A FUCKIN' LATIVIA

    • @razorwolf2758
      @razorwolf2758 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I almost dropped my ice

  • @dakotamesser7818
    @dakotamesser7818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Me : "ah yes, finally some Warhammer"
    Badger : "World of Warships"
    Me : 🙃

    • @metalbat8414
      @metalbat8414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Good shit still tho

    • @dakotamesser7818
      @dakotamesser7818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@metalbat8414 for sure lmao a badger video is always a good video

  • @onepersonsomepeoplestumble7067
    @onepersonsomepeoplestumble7067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Seeing Badger use the character models from Space Engineers is funny, I feel like he would have a field day with Lord Klang

    • @dwryh
      @dwryh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Commie Bread the crossover we need

    • @zachdavis8251
      @zachdavis8251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Space Engineers video when

    • @mbgmadbull1141
      @mbgmadbull1141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bro badger the type of dude who's actually robbie rotten from lazy town in retirement

    • @yevenlu3243
      @yevenlu3243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Where's the SWAT guy model from?

    • @kanyeeast1002
      @kanyeeast1002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Womble needs to do some recruitment with these boys

  • @killerspieler7784
    @killerspieler7784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    "You cant burn me im already on fire"-Soldier from Team based Fortress defense simulater the Second.

    • @lunnihyre4215
      @lunnihyre4215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *insert rip rick may spam here*
      Yes he died but it's best not to dwell on a sad past

    • @scoutbite4334
      @scoutbite4334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @In our doom we find resolve
      Amen soldier!

  • @markiv2361
    @markiv2361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Badger: why is burning a british specialty.
    Britain: *looks at Germany* i-i dunno, w-we totally didn't burn German cities to a crisp.

    • @sololobos6969
      @sololobos6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be fair... That was America too.

    • @hoop6822
      @hoop6822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *sips tea maliciously*

    • @notsoskatergirl4773
      @notsoskatergirl4773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's a spicy joke

    • @jaydeleon8094
      @jaydeleon8094 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sololobos6969 No America just bombed the fuck out of em. The Brits were the ones firebombing germany.

    • @atroxiv
      @atroxiv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *hides 10,000 bombers in their pocket.*

  • @corporategunner5972
    @corporategunner5972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1399

    World of Warships: The only game where legendary admirals get killed by anime girls and overly aggressive WH40K Ship commanders or vise versa.

    • @deusvult4084
      @deusvult4084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Overly aggressive? He was pretty calm by khorne standards.

    • @KaiTheRedWarrior8244
      @KaiTheRedWarrior8244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@deusvult4084 how psychotic are they

    • @deusvult4084
      @deusvult4084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@KaiTheRedWarrior8244 They whisper in all caps, and are usually smashing something. Think of the angriest you have ever seen someone before. That is their default state.

    • @j.j.663
      @j.j.663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@deusvult4084 and that to the power of a thousand on steroids is them when mildly perturbed

    • @sonnymccallum9621
      @sonnymccallum9621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      what are they like when their fecking RAGING?

  • @wizardofaus7013
    @wizardofaus7013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    “Pyro burns the ocean”
    Wait these aren’t Salamanders, I want my money back!

    • @PaiSAMSEN
      @PaiSAMSEN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well....
      Japanese and Soviet cruisers are known to set a lot of fire to anyone, and they have green camo, so........you can pretend they are Salamander. :D

    • @MrPenfold666
      @MrPenfold666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I want my money on this free to play game back!!

    • @grandmastershadowjago4262
      @grandmastershadowjago4262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      >_>

    • @deusvult4084
      @deusvult4084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      VULKAN LIVES! *STOMP STOMP*

  • @Luumiie
    @Luumiie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2699

    “Can we go 1 day without a M1 Garand reload?”
    No Badger, now we must have one every video

    • @hunterdramora
      @hunterdramora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      haha garand go ping

    • @htv_therealog8243
      @htv_therealog8243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No every day

    • @nobodyknows0314
      @nobodyknows0314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *Ping intensifies*

    • @scouseleemini1
      @scouseleemini1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Badger’s videos are just 100% m1 and shotgun reloading sounds

    • @richardcanaan9244
      @richardcanaan9244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Am I the only one who's jealous af that his friend has an M1 Garand

  • @dr.samuelhayden808
    @dr.samuelhayden808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    “Sir we can’t hit the target what do we do?!?”
    “SINK THE SHIP”

    • @captainpreston1250
      @captainpreston1250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hello hayden

    • @captaincommunism723
      @captaincommunism723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I blew a hole through the surface of Mars... fucking mortal

    • @Loser-jh3tq
      @Loser-jh3tq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "It will give the gun the elevation it needs."

    • @JamesDeanShadow_Blitz
      @JamesDeanShadow_Blitz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah yes because you're attempting to use a twin 5"/38cal mk12 mount as actually as a 5"/62cal mk45 mod 4 and snipe the head off the enemy's Captain..... XD

    • @PrinceOfChange
      @PrinceOfChange ปีที่แล้ว

      RAMMING SPEED

  • @isaachepler2009
    @isaachepler2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1006

    "the British speciality is setting everything on fire" ....... Dresden.......

    • @kv2931
      @kv2931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah we’re good at that

    • @snottierfaun
      @snottierfaun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Just think about it for the moment...
      -At the start of WW2 Brits were dropping propaganda leaflets
      -At the end of WW2 they were dropping...heat
      Conclusion: Over course of the war they were corrupted by Khorne

    • @Shapes_Quality_Control
      @Shapes_Quality_Control 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      1812

    • @jamiecalderwood259
      @jamiecalderwood259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      As a brittish person I can confirm the khornate corruption is still being contained

    • @yuithekitsune
      @yuithekitsune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Snottier Faun increase that list of khornate massacres XD

  • @Thomas-fz9xw
    @Thomas-fz9xw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Always love the Warhammer references... really want another Warhammer game review now

  • @bread5560
    @bread5560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2023

    “Blood for the blood GOD.” -Sun Tzu or Obama I’m not sure.

    • @vittalikb4930
      @vittalikb4930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Technoblade

    • @Noctully
      @Noctully 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I approve this message

    • @Nep01
      @Nep01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Vladmir Putin

    • @aurelius5821
      @aurelius5821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!

    • @thomasrasmussen7493
      @thomasrasmussen7493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      tingus-pingus

  • @korhol2065
    @korhol2065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Russianbadger channel: the show where everyone owns an M1 grand

    • @fishpop
      @fishpop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why not? That ping is The Sex!

    • @SamueL-td7fb
      @SamueL-td7fb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even the viewers.

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SamueL-td7fb Fuck the Garand, the BAR is where it's at

  • @dafriendlyrook
    @dafriendlyrook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1338

    I don’t even like world of warships, but badger makes every game good

    • @MAILMAN9936
      @MAILMAN9936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Get a destroyer and suicide rush a battleship with guns bigger than your own ship and you'll understand.

    • @adrianfrift7571
      @adrianfrift7571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah like the actual game looks boring but badge makes it so funny and interesting

    • @mrdooce7053
      @mrdooce7053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Playing alone is boring

    • @Kompotamus
      @Kompotamus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bajur is the reason I tortured myself with war thunder for four months.

    • @MightyElo
      @MightyElo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is there anyway to get the warhammer skins? Or is it over?

  • @darynauna217
    @darynauna217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    "there was a point where i became obssesed with putting everything on fire"
    **smolensk enters the chat* *

    • @TheIrishBread
      @TheIrishBread 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Smolensk players are just one man and that man is the goblin slayer, change my mind.

    • @anguswaterhouse9255
      @anguswaterhouse9255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pyro from team fortress 2

    • @frenchiee_96
      @frenchiee_96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      * conqueror wants to know your location*

    • @frenchiee_96
      @frenchiee_96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @kaizer5lock with HE

    • @Zenova-lq7cj
      @Zenova-lq7cj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Insert Floating PKM here*

  • @alexwingace
    @alexwingace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    USS Texas sinking itself to get the gun elevation to hit its target: *SALVATION!*

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      **

    • @TromsTallinn
      @TromsTallinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      MY PEOPLE I HAVE FOUND YOU

    • @gustavonava9209
      @gustavonava9209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      SALVATION THE DEATH OF A MILLION IS A NECESSARY

    • @DarkDisasterKid
      @DarkDisasterKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY! IF I CAN’T WATCH MARINE-CHAN ON TH-cam.COM THEN NO ONE ELSE WILL

    • @Kell_Craask
      @Kell_Craask 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      This was NOT a video that I expected to see an Ace Combat reference in and I was not ready. Oh no! Here it comes...
      MY CRISP WHITE SHEETS!

  • @kangabird7622
    @kangabird7622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    0:16 just imagine hearing that shit in the woods behind your house at like 4am.

  • @cloakgaming5180
    @cloakgaming5180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    “Is fucking diabetes damage over time?” As a diabetic with a pump, that moment in the video had me rolling lol

    • @joshuamitcham1519
      @joshuamitcham1519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      When he said it sounds like the wallmount health machine in Half Life 🤣

    • @bluberry1517
      @bluberry1517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There's an offensive joke here to make, but I'm not gonna be the one to figure it out

    • @matthewyeldig4608
      @matthewyeldig4608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a diabetic with a pen I feel ya bro! =D

    • @Ghostspartan2002
      @Ghostspartan2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought about it and in a sense it makes does that make insulin med packs then

    • @Saunakiuas06
      @Saunakiuas06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Ghostspartan2002 wait. So you're saying that dallas has diabetes?

  • @Crimson_Screwball3446
    @Crimson_Screwball3446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    I want them to add V.E.G.A and Samuel Hayden voices for the Ships

    • @darrenbyrne293
      @darrenbyrne293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      You can't just shoot a hole into the ocean

    • @HorizonSniper__
      @HorizonSniper__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@darrenbyrne293
      new objective: you know what to do

    • @Alexander-ij2rn
      @Alexander-ij2rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      or just put in the doom slayer and just have angery silence.

    • @scp-729-j5
      @scp-729-j5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      " You can't just ram your battleship into the carrier to destroy the carrier"
      "The ramming maneuvers are ready"

  • @fardass3535
    @fardass3535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    "I don't know why fire is a british specialty"
    *Ireland would like to know your location*

    • @dp9862
      @dp9862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Car bombs are our specialty tiocfaidh ar la

    • @qberrygamz5008
      @qberrygamz5008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about California lol

    • @vaasmontenegro2875
      @vaasmontenegro2875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Washing DC would like to know your location

    • @simotheirishwolf9560
      @simotheirishwolf9560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ima leave dis here
      th-cam.com/video/S1ZRwDft6eI/w-d-xo.html

    • @necro5430
      @necro5430 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      D P
      Car Bombs?
      *Battlefield 3 Theme Intensifies*

  • @PyroGoBoom
    @PyroGoBoom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Omg I just thought to myself "I hope this video never ends" I just now looked, and I'm not even at the 4:30 mark yet, I love it

  • @Warhero357
    @Warhero357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Badjur: (Makes any Warhammer reference)
    Me: "Hmm... Has he or anyone else seen Flashgitz's parodies?"

    • @CedricBassman
      @CedricBassman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Iron Hands Terminator
      AVENGE ME BROTHER!!!
      BROTHER, AVENGE MEEEE!!!

  • @brandonabc2022
    @brandonabc2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    I never realized how weird world of warships was until I watched this video. Anime, war hammer, and transformers?

    • @thekommunistkrusader3921
      @thekommunistkrusader3921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      War thunder fans: "Noooooo you cant just penetrate my frontal armor while I'm using a tiger in your sherman!" "Haha M4 go boom"
      World of warship fans: "this is all RNG" "We know"

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thekommunistkrusader3921 WOW players are just constantly spinning some combination of brutal deathcore and anime openings while playing this game. That's the only way to make it out with something left of your sanity.

    • @Blank55600
      @Blank55600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The pinnacle if weebery

    • @enderan647
      @enderan647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just for your information.
      WoWs had 3 different collab with 3 different Anime Girl Ship franchises.

    • @brandonabc2022
      @brandonabc2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noice

  • @heavystalin2419
    @heavystalin2419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    *sees anime announcers*
    _"The daemons of Khorne are gonna eat ye' out like ice cream sandwiches once your Red Rage begins"_

    • @thiccboii3190
      @thiccboii3190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "WE WILL PROVIDE THE HAMS"

    • @antonytheocharidis9576
      @antonytheocharidis9576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      WHAT DID YOU JUST WOLFIN SAY TO ME

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@antonytheocharidis9576 OI'LL HAVE YE KNÖW I SCORED THE TÖP OF MEI TRIBE IN THE KINGDOM OF THE RUSS

    • @gmckinney9148
      @gmckinney9148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@heavystalin2419 Yer accent's weird and full'a waffles.

    • @hunt1ngh0und
      @hunt1ngh0und 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      based TTS references

  • @benjaminokonski9186
    @benjaminokonski9186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    5:06 There's a reason the USS St. Louis got the nickname "Lucky Lou."

  • @panzsan5963
    @panzsan5963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Imagine someone playing WoWS for the first time and getting told to purge for the blood god and getting called a “Baka” in the same game.

    • @MrAbawmidabull
      @MrAbawmidabull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's worth it just to purge the weebs in Khorne's name.

    • @PaiSAMSEN
      @PaiSAMSEN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The funny thing is, if you set the Captain audio option to "National+" (I think), you can potentially hear an American speak in generic American, a British speak with very British accent, an Italian rambling something, Anime character quoting her own quotes, and Khornate Champion screaming something at the same time.

    • @swindle9695
      @swindle9695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So you mean just like going to any hobby store that sells D&D stuff?

    • @rolan4dezwinz381
      @rolan4dezwinz381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can only hear your own captain. They wouldn’t hear other people’s captains.

    • @CT-7027
      @CT-7027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Za Worudo!

  • @elysium7242
    @elysium7242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    8:26 Sailor: Sir, our shots aren't hitting the targets, the guns can't raise that far!
    Captain: I got a plan.
    *He's a Pirate Intensifies*

    • @panykfelidae9018
      @panykfelidae9018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      sadly - it probably never happened, as the Texas' guns can elevate to 43 degrees already

    • @Urziel99
      @Urziel99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@panykfelidae9018 It did happen, the targets they were given were outside their effective range, so the captain ordered the torpedo bulges on the side of the ship flooded. The who le ship listed 10 degrees which was enough to reach their targets.

    • @TechLeafRanger
      @TechLeafRanger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@panykfelidae9018 USS Texas was part of a combined flotilla providing fire support for US troops against Pointe du Hoc and Omaha Beach on June 6th, 1944. near noon, when the beach landing on Omaha was on the verge of collapse, she joined several destroyers that nearly beached themselves providing fire support for the American troops, coming with 3,000 yards of the shoreline and proceed to eviscerate sniper nest and gun positions with 14 and 5 inch cannon shells. She would continue to provide support and aid to American troops until June 15th, when her last request fire support mission had her target outside her gun's effective firing range. Her captain ordered the starboard torpedo blister be flooded, giving the ship a two degree list to starboard, allowing her to effectively reach her target with her main battery shells.

    • @HK47_115
      @HK47_115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TechLeafRanger this needs to be a fucking movie, Why has no director ever pick this shit up? This would be fucking awesome to see in film

  • @corvus6178
    @corvus6178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "pyro burns the ocean"
    mister torgue: not bad kid,not bad.

    • @Phemon1337
      @Phemon1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I really hope in the Krieg DLC coming out in 3 days there'll be a rare enemy called "The Ocean" and you can only damage him with Torgue weapons.And the Crew Challenge is "Blow Up 'The Ocean'"

    • @TLR_Eden
      @TLR_Eden 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes god yes!

    • @corvus6178
      @corvus6178 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Phemon1337 the moment torgue said blow up the ocean i expected a raid boss like a kraken or some shit, was disappointed....

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:21 Never noticed that Dreadnought's lights go out as he dies.

  • @M4k4r_Th3_D3lver
    @M4k4r_Th3_D3lver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    8:26, Imagine if it wasn’t because of flooding, but because the soldiers were so efficient at reloading the cannons that they launched higher than expected and actually hit their targets.

    • @Zenova-lq7cj
      @Zenova-lq7cj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That the shells landed on a nearby forest and set a tree on fire?

    • @TREX_04
      @TREX_04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luckily it wasnt a Daycare

    • @M4k4r_Th3_D3lver
      @M4k4r_Th3_D3lver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zenova-lq7cj, possibly.

    • @heavybooom7790
      @heavybooom7790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TREX_04 Sadly*

    • @M4k4r_Th3_D3lver
      @M4k4r_Th3_D3lver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@heavybooom7790 DAMN. Save some of the fun for me!

  • @HanmaCaleb
    @HanmaCaleb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Me: sees video
    Video: “The British pour Gasoline on their shells to set more stuff on fire”
    Me: *British Pyromania Intensifies*

    • @edwardheppenstall8690
      @edwardheppenstall8690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually we spilled beer on our HE shells because we keep them in a below decks pub 🍻🇬🇧

    • @dragonlord1511
      @dragonlord1511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too you now what we say if you can’t drink tea with them burn them in holy fire

  • @HunterXD639
    @HunterXD639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    9:43 Badger made TINGUS PINGUS sound so intense, I was dying from that. Especially when he called him a crumb.

  • @ReturnOfMonke
    @ReturnOfMonke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    4:32 I don’t think I’ve ever heard such fear come from that man.

  • @theshreddedone8322
    @theshreddedone8322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    “Hey king you dropped this!”
    *Is holding a torpedo, and starts to talk about Khorn and anime*
    “Wait, what’s the topic of the video?”

    • @Ediblebomb
      @Ediblebomb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i hate anime I think you hate anime a bit TOO much dude, I don’t watch that shit but you REALLY hate it.

  • @zekethealien8142
    @zekethealien8142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Commander of the USS Texas: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move.

    • @Mamorufumio
      @Mamorufumio 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sadly the USS texas has been sinking for years

    • @bearholdensharkslux4791
      @bearholdensharkslux4791 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BANG! BANG! BANG!

    • @PNolandS
      @PNolandS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mamorufumio It’s set to be sent to a dry dock for repairs either late November or early December. Structural repairs have been done to prevent the ship from collapsing in on itself when taken out of the water, and many of the compartments have been made significantly more water tight. Just a few more months and she’ll be in a dry dock getting repairs while a dry berth is constructed for her.

    • @Mamorufumio
      @Mamorufumio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PNolandS oh thank goodness, i've been kind of worried about the ship as my family went one one of the tours back in the earily 2000's

  • @LRRog09
    @LRRog09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    “SANITY... IS FOR THE WEAK!!!!!!!” RB and all his friends, “ oh yeah I yell that at neighbors every day”

  • @anderswuolo-journey4525
    @anderswuolo-journey4525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    As a member of the Naval Academy, can confirm this is what we do all day

  • @nuclearphoenix177
    @nuclearphoenix177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I’m over here laughing like an idiot because every time I heard a warhammer voice line I had to ram no matter what

  • @for_the_lore5567
    @for_the_lore5567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    "shoot the boats"
    What Badger doesn't realize is that he's being told to target the submarines.

  • @Kurae_79
    @Kurae_79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Badger: Has jojo reference within the first 30 seconds of the video
    Me: *”I’ve seen enough, I’m satisfied.”*

    • @Yeetus_Beetus69
      @Yeetus_Beetus69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And an Azur Lane reference

    • @bored9365
      @bored9365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      niiiiiiiiice

    • @nateblanke3692
      @nateblanke3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @insert.7708
      @insert.7708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I reminded the first 30seconds about 5 times before getting to the video

    • @adityamaulana8588
      @adityamaulana8588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ffs i was about to comment this

  • @isiffrin
    @isiffrin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Says Gasoline and British in the same sentence.
    * aggressive tea sipping stops *

  • @bathtubmeggee7751
    @bathtubmeggee7751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Imagine badger and friends playing D&D

    • @bulletgrazer2184
      @bulletgrazer2184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They'd be total murder-hobos, with one non chaotic player desperately trying and failing to reign the others in.

    • @cooperbennett6399
      @cooperbennett6399 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

    • @songbird515
      @songbird515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And im the DM that could Handel them

    • @nathanmceneny2633
      @nathanmceneny2633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@songbird515 lol no you can't

    • @civilianwaffles5600
      @civilianwaffles5600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With all the heresey in this video, maybe they should play Warhammer40k: Wrath and Glory instead.

  • @kylegibson5920
    @kylegibson5920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Me: How many torpedoes do you need to launch
    Everyone: “launching all torpedoes” what you mean

  • @mellonkey1231
    @mellonkey1231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    The USS Texas' crewmates definitely said "poggers" when the ship got half flooded

  • @death-conscious
    @death-conscious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    9:21 FIELDS OF VERDUN, AND THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN, NOWHERE TO RUN, FATHER AND SON

    • @WeFightForKarl
      @WeFightForKarl ปีที่แล้ว

      FALL ONE BY ONE, THY WILL BE DONE

  • @thanglalsangguite6205
    @thanglalsangguite6205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    12:53 He just looks so disappointed and sad. As if his eyes are about to start tearing up. It's just his eyes but I feel his sadness

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I’m so happy everybody in the call has an M1 Garand.

    • @Nep01
      @Nep01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *Pings intensify*

  • @dinodude6992
    @dinodude6992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    "Brother, I promise I won't go heretical..."
    *2 rounds later*
    "KILL, MAIM, BURN!
    CHAOS WILL CONSUME YOU!"

  • @radiantduality8366
    @radiantduality8366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Greatest aquatic warfare advice ever: “Shoot the boat”

  • @TBH-nu2so
    @TBH-nu2so 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Badger’s ship: Starts flooding
    Badger: Petty Officer............grab the pool noodles

    • @Johndoe-jd
      @Johndoe-jd ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Badger’s ship: Starts burning
      Badger: Petty Officer…….grab the marshmallows

  • @gordonramsay4656
    @gordonramsay4656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    2019: *German March*
    2020: *Anime opening*
    2020-2021: BATTLEFLEET GOTHİC ARMADA 2 (F2P)

  • @garrhettroebuck8402
    @garrhettroebuck8402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    *Waiting patiently for...* "SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!"
    What happened? I blacked out for a second there.

  • @f.e.areproduce5298
    @f.e.areproduce5298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:16 The game gives you needed Zenkai Boosts so you can adapt faster than normal after having your things handed to you first time, so that second time you're fully ready for power of destruction.

  • @josiahricafrente585
    @josiahricafrente585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    My Azur Lane-playing self seeing Atago talking with a high-pitched voice: “Wait a sec-“

    • @gwydionrusso3206
      @gwydionrusso3206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yeah and in the beginning if they did that to HMS unicorn or any of the Little ones little bell little lustrious amagi Chan etc I would hate to see what would happen to them Although if they did it to akashi they would be hailed as heroes

    • @josiahricafrente585
      @josiahricafrente585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@gwydionrusso3206 that cat is a swindler!

    • @gwydionrusso3206
      @gwydionrusso3206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@josiahricafrente585 exactly the eagle Union should carry out the Manhattan project just to destroy it

    • @murkywateradminssions5219
      @murkywateradminssions5219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "is that...Atago...or Akeno Misaki..."
      "*dunno don't care take my money weegee"*

    • @javengabriellarboleda2864
      @javengabriellarboleda2864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gwydionrusso3206 Akashi took mah gems

  • @black_nodius8177
    @black_nodius8177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "Is diabetes damage over time?", bro that killed me

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not quite, it seems

    • @parkerwells3317
      @parkerwells3317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It killed them too

    • @Tanzomat47
      @Tanzomat47 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a type one diabetic, I can confirm it is dot.

    • @somebutter6755
      @somebutter6755 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s the wither effect from Minecraft but irl

    • @thelvladurmi6843
      @thelvladurmi6843 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i no shit told my English teacher that diabetes is just damage over time and she said this. "I mean, yes, that is true...?"

  • @xoyv
    @xoyv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    russianbadger: _atago and khornite berserker noises_
    me, an intellectual: *AHOOOOOY, HOUSHOU MARINE DESU~~~*

    • @keith5996
      @keith5996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      can't believe badger actually took the time to animate atago

    • @hikigayamurakamo9340
      @hikigayamurakamo9340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I wonder if Nanny pirate could lead her people...?

    • @danialyousaf6456
      @danialyousaf6456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hikigayamurakamo9340 *17 season 2 pirate.

    • @Arelia39
      @Arelia39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do you buy her in world of warships...???

    • @Registered_Simp
      @Registered_Simp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@keith5996 0/10 No time taken for extreme jiggle physics on the Ara~ Ara~ machine

  • @venusstar2963
    @venusstar2963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    6:29 That moment when Heavenly references the tale of Icarus and you realize "Damn, half the people watching this video probably didn't understand what he meant he kinda smart tho"

    • @douglasallar9176
      @douglasallar9176 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @sadrakeyhany7477
      @sadrakeyhany7477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The dude who flew with wax wings then died of fall damage

    • @JacopoSkydweller
      @JacopoSkydweller 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sadrakeyhany7477 WeLl AkCtUaLlY it was IMPACT damage since falling doesn't kill you..... Alright I'll see my self out

  • @criticalspawnofsatan
    @criticalspawnofsatan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Jello says allot of funny shit but "is diabetes damage over time?" Takes the cake 5:53🤣🤣

    • @darkdickler6764
      @darkdickler6764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It is bro its poison damage

    • @silverclaw1026
      @silverclaw1026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a diabetic i can confirm that is true

    • @Zspear234
      @Zspear234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As another diabetic, can also confirm

    • @Skelosk
      @Skelosk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Can insulin stack" had me wheezing like a mofo

  • @ResillyusXD
    @ResillyusXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1075

    Badger: Then you realize there's a middle ground of cruisers that specialize in setting everything on fire
    Atago: *Ara ara intensifies*

    • @savagesatiregaming1654
      @savagesatiregaming1654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      May the Ara Ara guide you

    • @maslinolovcherik8387
      @maslinolovcherik8387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Finally i found Atago meme

    • @p4rnedjr.388
      @p4rnedjr.388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Atago is your and I'm gonna hate saying this, "dommy mommy" Mother(ugh I need to take a bath in bleach now)

    • @ResillyusXD
      @ResillyusXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@p4rnedjr.388 uh, no. That honor goes to Friedrich der Große a.k.a Momma Freddy.

    • @p4rnedjr.388
      @p4rnedjr.388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ResillyusXD fair enough

  • @lukeeatschips6324
    @lukeeatschips6324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    0:15 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
    0:26 KHORNE WILL ALWAYS HAVE BLOOD YOURS OR THEIRS
    0:42 WE WILL STOP MEGATRON NO MATTER THE COST
    0:52 FOR THE GLORY OF KHORNE
    1:18 VICTORY BRINGS IMMORTALITY
    1:48 YOU DARE TO ORDER *ME* ?
    2:03 THIS TROPHY IS MINE
    2:34 WHO TF IS TINGUS PINGUS (Thanks to@Mirzuan Danial)
    2:55 TORPEDOES DEAD AHEAD, IGNORE THEM, BRING US CLOSER
    3:15 I CANNOT MOVE (Thanks to "Anthony Fors")
    3:32 EVEN IN DEPT I STILL SERVE
    3:50 BROthEr, I pROmIsE. I wOnT go heREtiCaL.
    4:01 HM HMMP
    4:41 KHORNE SMILES UPON US
    5:23 I WILL NOT BE DENIED *THUMP*
    6:21 FIRST TO THE SLAUGHTER
    7:15 TARGET PENETRATED! BREAK THEIR BACKS
    7:45 BURN THE BODY!
    SEAR THE SOUL!
    8:41 You FLOOD half your ship so you can tilt that bitch back and DRAIN 3S
    9:12 June 6th 1944
    10:15 and 10:28
    FIRE ALARM?
    GOOD!
    LET IT BURN!
    10:36 WE'RE FLOODING QUICKLY
    10:53 DESTROY FOR THE SAKE OF DESTRUCTION
    11:15 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
    12:21 SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK
    .

    • @lukeeatschips6324
      @lukeeatschips6324 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Parchment Vincent

    • @the.dandy.man2
      @the.dandy.man2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thank the dark gods

    • @anthonyfors5819
      @anthonyfors5819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lukeeatschips6324 u forgot the i cannot move one

    • @bdanmcg2170
      @bdanmcg2170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Here king, you dropped this;
      *hands over TH-cam diamond play button*

    • @lukeeatschips6324
      @lukeeatschips6324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bdanmcg2170
      :D

  • @FALG31
    @FALG31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's so funny to hear the Chaos Commander talk shit to everyone else, but then at 10:35 he sounds like he's actually panicking XD

  • @glarbtpppadloffsecopolisIII
    @glarbtpppadloffsecopolisIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Tomorrow’s headline: Popeyes biscuit no drink challenge kills several.

    • @masterjames2627
      @masterjames2627 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Epic

    • @M4k4r_Th3_D3lver
      @M4k4r_Th3_D3lver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now that is an act of bravery greater than many!

    • @nameless_tarnished
      @nameless_tarnished 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I tried and almost passed out

    • @grafitorecargado
      @grafitorecargado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We don't have Popeyes here where i live, but the way everyone is describing it i just can imagine that thing is dry af and eating it without drink is just like try to get a scoop of raw flour

    • @M4k4r_Th3_D3lver
      @M4k4r_Th3_D3lver 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grafitorecargado your talking about them when they are cold, when they are hot its a little better, but you’ve got the right idea.

  • @jondw
    @jondw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    7:44 the real weird thing is that ships being very flammable is actually pretty true(maybe less so nowadays), infact fires were one of the biggest threats to ships back in the day because everything was super flammable such as the wooden timbers, the pitch used to seal the gaps, the ropes, the list goes on

  • @IamScruby
    @IamScruby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    As someone with an insulin pump it feels like having a big iron on my hip

  • @deficientprozac7036
    @deficientprozac7036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I tried eating a Poppie’s Biscuit without drinking once. My mouth felt like it was lines with cotton, and when I drank and swallowed it felt like a stone going down and it hurt.
    Should be a legit torture technique. A dozen biscuits no butter or water.

    • @Alexisthewolfy
      @Alexisthewolfy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy.

    • @bumbl_b33
      @bumbl_b33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One time i ate two popeyes biscuits without taking a drink and was dehydrated for three days

    • @RandomPerson0646
      @RandomPerson0646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bumbl_b33 WEAK, I ATE 3 AND WASN'T EVEN SLIGHTLY DEHYDRATED

  • @dist0rt3dhum0r
    @dist0rt3dhum0r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Shoot the boat."
    That's like the advice I have my friend on how to play a bullet hell well: "Just don't get hit, forehead."
    I mean, we're not wrong.

    • @AnAnonymousAuditor
      @AnAnonymousAuditor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ahhh, technically true; my favorite kind of truth

  • @skillshotgaming444
    @skillshotgaming444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    2:46 best quote ever.

  • @duncan5022
    @duncan5022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I love how the ship that half sunk itself is the uss TEXAS

    • @thegamingzilla6269
      @thegamingzilla6269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe thats why it has so much rust damage now

    • @craftedincursusknight2580
      @craftedincursusknight2580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a texan its just tuesday

    • @capnzz1844
      @capnzz1844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thegamingzilla6269 She's over 100 years old so rust is a given. They really need to get her out of the water so she isn't leaking through the hull anymore.

  • @s.k4713
    @s.k4713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:32 being a tyranid player in a nutshell

  • @soundwave5634
    @soundwave5634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    8:31 "FLOOD THE AFT TRIM TANKS" "Sir that will sink the sub" "AND IT WILL GIVE THE GUN THE ELEVATION IT NEEDS! ONE MILLION LIVES!"

  • @magnusm4
    @magnusm4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "I am literally the cheeto dust in the bottom of the bag right now"
    "gets hit"
    Now you're the air at the bottom of a chips bag.

  • @thegrimreaper434
    @thegrimreaper434 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I find it very entertaining off the top of my head. I chose this video as I saw it from a Russian Badger clip. I'm proud of myself That I knew exactly what video to choose

  • @Infantryman-ct7qt
    @Infantryman-ct7qt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    " Hey king, you dropped this. "
    *proceeds to drop depth charge on submarine*

  • @BoganFromBama
    @BoganFromBama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Am ghost now. Died as soon as I heard “Tingus Pingus.”

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      WHO DAFUQ IS TINGUS PINGUS!?!

    • @redbasher636
      @redbasher636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      YO WHO DAFUQ-

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@redbasher636 YO WHO DAFUQ IS TINGUS PINGUS!?!?!

    • @lunar6156
      @lunar6156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@EzekiesAcheron YO WHO DAFU-

    • @rageoholicsm4353
      @rageoholicsm4353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lunar6156 YO WHO DAFUQ IS TINGUS PINGUS

  • @owensparker1876
    @owensparker1876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The British learned the burn everything to the ground strat when they torched DC in the war of 1812.

    • @Kangaru13
      @Kangaru13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Owie Zowie right in my American heart

    • @randombrit4504
      @randombrit4504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Kangaru13 *Cue evil laughing*

    • @cheezburgrproduction
      @cheezburgrproduction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too soon

    • @Kangaru13
      @Kangaru13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Random Brit :( lol

    • @Urziel99
      @Urziel99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@randombrit4504 The Germans picked up on it during the Blitz.

  • @Rec-agent_m
    @Rec-agent_m 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Blood for the blood god menu havent heard that Frase in a long time there was a great man who said it but . . . We don’t like to reopen old wounds here

  • @zerillisguren7720
    @zerillisguren7720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Badger is an Atago culture fiend..and i love it.

    • @TheExecutorr
      @TheExecutorr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      well if he was, he'd at least get her voice right at 0:25

    • @whateverthisis389
      @whateverthisis389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don't forget Eugen

    • @Magyyyyy
      @Magyyyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Y'all sleeping on the Walrus from A Hat in Time bruh

    • @Lenro_Zhi
      @Lenro_Zhi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whateverthisis389 my man

    • @ju1c3_e56
      @ju1c3_e56 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Magyyyyy the best commander to exist

  • @DragonfireVEVO
    @DragonfireVEVO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "You tried one and lived?"
    "Barely, I went for the sweet tea at the last minute, right as I was seeing darkness approach."

  • @sadsirsleepy3626
    @sadsirsleepy3626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The soldiers on Badger's flooded lower deck be looking like the storm troopers in the jacuzzi in lego star wars

  • @Markgaarden
    @Markgaarden 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    0:53 FOR THE GLORY OF CORN!

  • @KiboSarkyu
    @KiboSarkyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    5:24 since when did megatron become a WH40K space marine?

  • @kronostheking9554
    @kronostheking9554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I would pay to see a video of badger and friends watching and reacting to if the Emperor had a text to speech device.

  • @sirtony0114
    @sirtony0114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    You call it "Penetration of the enemy ship's armor" I call it "naval pegging"

    • @officeridiot4806
      @officeridiot4806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Man i really had to read this

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      back in the day navies were really big on peg...legs

    • @SKull0856
      @SKull0856 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤨📸

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      S H U T

    • @shadowlotus6189
      @shadowlotus6189 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@thomasnolastname8734MY MOTHER WAS IN THE NAVY, YOU DIDN'T NEED TO HOLD NO PUNCHES LIKE THIS XD

  • @wolvetica
    @wolvetica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If this man continues playing it’ll be so much fun to watch him scream

  • @NestOfThought
    @NestOfThought 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    When you get a notification for badger while watching badger.