For those who don't know, the game is Japanese, and because of ww2 treaties, Japan can't have an "army" only a group that can act if they're invaded, called the Self Defence Force (SDF), so because the game is Japanese, they made the Earth Defence Force
Having in mind that we cant attack the alirns for obiusly reason we have to denfense ourself... our that until we make a star wars like armada and star a galactic blitzkrieg
Fun fact: In an interview with GameInformer, the creative director of EDF addressed that a lot of people have a phobia of insects. He said he understands why, but that he sees EDF as a way to temper that fear. Because if you don’t like bugs, you can blow them up by the thousands with giant guns and orbital lasers in EDF.
I have some serious arachnophobia but have no problems fighting them and blowing them all apart! Because I’m not trapped in a hive with a bunch of giant spiders, they’re trapped in here with me!!!
I love how basically every EDF game goes from "Okay, we're gonna defend Earth" to "We're doomed, this is the last days of humanity" to Storm 1 misunderstanding the meaning of the "last stand" and who is supposed to die at the end of it, and basically winning the final level of Halo: Reach.
Weakest warrior of mankind vs strongest horrific invader EDF games literally have the exact same plot curve of Getter Robo Armageddon, “we must fight back,” “we are so incredibly screwed 99.9% are already gone there is no hope,” “we WILL kill god anyways”
It curves multiple times in EDF 6, you time travel and shit. In the end 30 percent on humanity is lost with a decent amount of the infrastructure as opposed of EDF 5's 70 percent (i forgor somewhere around that number or higher) without anything standing but parts of the EDF. Edit: changed “most” to “a decent amount” as much of the infrastructure is up in the end of 6
@@hibemabygaming4316I THINK 5 says 90% got wiped out? Id have to finish it again to know for sure, but yea. Apparently storm 1 read the script and went "nah, I'll do you one better"
"If you want me to play support as a support class, you shouldn't give me a tomahawk cruise missile as a primary weapon" is a statement you never thought you would hear.
Fear not the man of war who loves long range engagement. Fear the man who smiles charging at the enemy holding a stick. For he knows no fear and shows only confidence. - Me 2022
Badger got tired of hearing people complain about waiting between vids, so he decided to re-upload the same vid to keep them entertained... Absolutely based badger. Edit: you try putting a funny comment in a badger video thinking maybe you'll get a like, gets none. Throw some random BS comment on a badger video, everyone loses their fucking mind and likes it... I hate it here.
I’m arachnophobic but this game feels like the power trip of how we should come together to face those house spiders by using 2.1 trillion dollars of firepower
Im not as scared of spiders but I do kinda freak out when I see one, then I find a paper towel, crush that fucker then throw the whole paper towel into the toilet and flushing it
Fun fact: The developers of EDF, Sandlot, made another game for the Wii called Zangeki no Reginleiv (Blades of Reginleiv) that's basically EDF based in Norse mythology. And there's dismemberment out the wazoo.
15:01 "Who sees giants insects swarming a city and says to themselves 'Oh boy I better grab my hammer'." Every Monster Hunter hammer main would like to have a word with the insects preferably within hammer range.
Imagine being the most kind TH-camr that your even there for your own community. Literally Badger! My nephew was diagnosed with stage four brain cancer and Badger was so kind enough to make a 6 minute happy birthday video for him when the doctors couldn’t even talk to him for 2 minutes
Holy molly, that is so wholesome; the happy birthday video part, not your nephew dying of brain cancer part. I do hope your nephew's in a better place, and I'm so sorry for your loss.
@@Morte_death My heart's melting from the good news, not gonna lie. Um, if this ain't too weird for you, could you hug your nephew for me please? Hugging people is the best way I can show joy too someone, and I don't have the best history with cancer (one uncle died from it and another is dyeing from me), but I really want too show how happy I am that he survived- and I should go know because at this point I'm digging my own grave, sorry if this creeped you out doc, have a nice day.
16:46 “the rule of god is incoming” “blast radius= Y E S” 9:53 “Hammer of Dawn” fits so well And the “I’m not here to support the violence. I AM THE VIOLENCE. Just perfect 14:58 the four mini guns are unstoppable all together
3:50 "In case you're unfamiliar with the final boss of planet Earth known as America, we have a yearly allocation of money approved by our head mage and council of elders informally known as “Defense Department dimma-dollars.” These give us the right, not the obligation, to send any creature on our planet back to God for any reason at any time.”
Badger is the type of guy that when he has a literal time bomb strapped to his chest, instead of spending time saying good-bye to family, friends, and loved ones will instead try to sell you more gamer supps
@@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 tax payers. The government spend a stupid amount of the money they have available on military. Like if they gave just a couple percent of that to research and development, we would be so much better off. NASA works with a sad budget, don’t know the exact numbers, but it’s tiny
"The only thing stronger than Godzilla is Japanese copyright lawyers." Me: *Looks at title and sees (Reupload) in the name* Me: *Nods head* "Sounds about right."
Fun fact: Akira Toriyama, the author of Dragon Ball, is a chill dude who bailed Team Four Star out of Toei’s copyright strikes and actively retcons goofy 4Kids translations.
@@israelcampos1856 When 4Kids turned Hell into Hifle, Toriyama made a whole new world called Hifle that was basically just Hell but godawful boring. It’s no big secret that he also adores his fans.
Mine, since I have played EDF 5, at one point near the end where you are practically outmatched and out gunned, the intel lady says to make a strike team and the commander literally says "Strike, my ass." Though for this game, agreed.
When badger talks about how rifles lack firepower, shotguns lack range, and snipers lack rate of fire, the first thing that came to my mind as a remedy to all of these was the M2 Browning. God bless the M2 Browning.
*Ranger:* Jack of all stats, straightforward weaponry, beginner friendly. They can also sprint to move faster than Air Raiders on foot. *Wing Diver:* Fragile speedsters, can fly with their jetpacks, and use mostly powerful energy weapons. They have the highest mobility, but they also have the lightest armor than any other class. *Air Raider:* Support Party Members, can buff up or heal allies, summon airstrikes and more diverse vehicles than Rangers, and quirky weapons like limpet guns, drones and turrets. *Fencer:* Mighty glaciers, heaviest armor and firepower, but slowest runners. Though they can use jump jets to compensate for their lack of mobility.
10:20 Watching that spider just fly through the air like that perfectly encapsulates the craziness that is EDF. You do something and just watch the chaos enfold.
8:06 Ahh, THAT'S why it got age restricted. For those unaware, the wingdivers apparently make EXCESSIVELY EROTIC noises when spiderwebbed. Badger included a sample of that right here in his original video. Also, apparently the booba shown in their game model was too spicy for youtube.
Now I had that figured out, but I just thought about the implications. So, a character in skin tight suits making Hanime noises is less acceptable than a character in school uniforms making (less, granted) Hanime noises. I'm starting to have a bad feeling about TH-cam's intentions...
14:47 He can go even *FASTER* If you combine a specific version of one of those spike launchers at 14:37 with a hammer. Constantly launch the spike and spam space and you can boost almost twice as often as the hammer/shield combo
Yup, my favorite fencer GOTTA GO FAST combo is the javelin catapult paired with pretty much any melee weapon of your choice for that horizontal thrust option (my choice is the twin blast spears for even MORE THRUST) because the javelin shot cancels the thrust reset frame so when you time the shot and the thrust you can just GLIDE all over the battlefield. You can literally zoom from edge-to-edge on a map with fencer within like a minute or two and it's the funniest thing ever
@@Kai-wr5jf "Oh, you want me to tell the guy down the street to turn down his music?" **smash cuts to Badger in a warthog** "Oh, I'll turn it off for you!"
Ranger: Rocket Boi. Wing Diver: Girl stuck in every single web. Air Raider: Are the aliens the threat or you? Fencer: The Children of Doomguy. Erganis: Non descript lizards from space Nilan: Jeagers of Pacific Rim that are one shot all the time by none descript lizards from Ravagers: God's Humanity delete button Got it
Player summoned balams being one shot on high difficulty, yes. But the game balances scripted spawnings of balams to the literal highest health possible for any vehicle… *I still managed to lose it against the Red Egernis.*
Where else have I seen this exact comment...Oh yeah. Every single one of badgers videos. Although you are not wrong, just make an original comment instead of copying some other one.
no badger is the definition of quantity over quality because you cant watch this because more than five seconds causes oxygen starvation from laughing too much
Ok, ima tell you a story About a year ago, I went on a walk and found one of Badger’s limited time shaker cups on the curb. Had a hole in the bottom, but beyond that, it was peak condition. Best find ever
Just the fact theres no background in the thumbnail and its just you, a spider, and explosion just sends waves of chaotic energy from you and the group, good job badger, 11/10, would watch for the 5th time gladly
In edf 5 there are some qol changes, one is that fencers boost became an offical system, dash cancelling only works for firing speed, he is faster in this game if you believe it. Ranger gets a dash with a circle that gets stuff, vehicles do this too. Stuff goes to all classes now, weapons you get can be for any class, same for armor, but it prefers the one you are playing. Hectors are replaced with giant "Human" like frogs and grey aliens with armor, erginus is back, and archelus is now tag teaming up with it, shotguns pierce, dragons are replaced with tadpoles, they function the same, its a reboot, so story is a retelling, also pill bugs and the fact that mission control calls any creature a "Monster". Ranger has access to some tanks, bikes, and helicopters but air raider still has him outclassed. In general, its 4.1 but a reboot with qol changes
Oh and edf 6 is out in japan, now with octopus aliens on land and air, a giant erginus that FLIES, mutant insects, and androids that scuttle everywhere and ask to be blown up
My favorite part about 5 is that if yoh call in an air strike while a ‘civillian’ in the sotory, the guy literally acknowledges this “Wait, how did a *civillian* get access to this?! Ah well, commencing air strike.”
I asked r/theydidthemath, here's the answer "The weight of the earth's crust is 6.1 * 10^22 pounds. Divide that by Earth's area (196.9 million miles), and you get 309,801,929,913,662 pounds per square mile. Multiply that by the land area of Nebraska (77,348 square miles), and you get 2.39625597x10^19 pounds. This is not taking into account mountains or different elevations as I'm too lazy to do detailed research, so we're going to stick with average weight per square mile on the Earth. The average ant can lift up to 0.055 pounds, so divide Nebraska's weight by the ants' lifting capabilities, and you get 4.35682904x10^20, or around 435,682,904,000,000,000,000 ants."
I love the implication that the only reason badger and the squad lived through the war is because they're all collectively too dumb to grasp the gravity of the situation.
Just gonna timestamp all my favorite moments. 3:26 random sh!t 5:05 825 weapons 6:25 accuracy 8:45 just what my gun does 10:17 FPS russia 13:13 In the face 14:58 melee combat 15:05 oh boy! 15:30 is that gun goo- 16:49 blast radius 17:15 a queen 18:03 Ants 18:12 Nebraska
Watching Badjur, and by extension his inordinately huge fanbase, discover how EDF "works" is a treat and a half. I'm a bit ashamed that he didn't mention the Air Raider's support 'team' providing the firepower, including the aircraft carrier Despine and the MVP, Attack Whale, canonically an oversized AC-130 with full-auto 120mm cannons, 150mm cannon, coastal missile volleys and theoretically, a fucking ICBM stapled to it.
I know right? And despine is even more chad because its the last fucking naval surface ship standing it pi ked up everyone that retreated because of the dragons. Including whale, charon tactical bomber group, and miss epicneas herself porters. And prasumably the artillery group in a easy to air lift configuration mode now since they abandoned most of their equipment. Also despine is described as a floating fortress big enough to acomindate long range tactical bombs, ICBM missles aka the TEMPEST missiles which are as tall as a 11 story apartment building, has its own battleship sized guns, and probably took a genocise gun blast to the face and survived since it was pribably part of the Pacific fleet battle group that went to face off against the brain because command though it was sunk. Also dont forget that one chick in command headquarters of japanese branch that does that ocasionally speaks during missions or she speaks when air raider calls for the satellite blaster/spritefall/laguna blaster/rule of God. Litterally its a shame badger didnt mention the cast that supports air raider and rely on air raider to give them target information.
@@KyleJordanGaming Yeah the support aircraft Whale has a 120mm cannon that can rapid fire out a salvo of 10 rounds in like 5 second if I remember correctly.
The moment you see wing diver and realize what probably got the last video age restriction. And realize that there are already dozens of reaction videos with the original outfit that probably will have no consequences whatsoever and want to strangle the entire TH-cam development and advertising teams with their own intestines.
TH-cam will see something moderately sexual, and age restrict it. It's bullshit for TH-cam to police others people's content to that degree, when it should just be up to parents for that stuff
@@Operator_Mak I agree 100%, TH-cam is for adults you want to talk about things being inappropriate how about you go on TH-cam kids and see some of the most disturbing stuff on the internet. And that just shows you about how much TH-cam actually cares about the kids that use their platform it's literally them just taking any excuse they can possibly think of to not have to pay people you think a subsidiary company of one of the biggest most successful companies on the planet wouldn't be run by a bunch of greedy dumbasses but you'd be wrong.
5:26 Ranger: the common American Wingdiver: someone that’s on the TH-cam guidelines wanted list Aerator: the embodiment of America culminated into one man 14:16 Fencer: what TF2 heavy mains think they are 6:39 why not the m2 browning 50 cal machine gun?
I fell in love with EDF back in 2011, when Extra Credits featured the current entry in the series in Games You Might Not Have Tried. It sounded like a good time, and me and hubby proceeded to blow up several exoplanets worth of bugs beating every mission on every difficulty lol When we got 4.1 it was my first EDF with classes, and fell in love with the mobility and sometimes Highly Technical power management of the wing diver, and husbando heard Fencer Gets To Carry 4 Weapons and said Sign Me The F*ck Up Sailor. We trade jobs mission by mission, with one of us focused on Big Dams To One Target and one on Crowd Control. Sometimes I've got the best tool for the job of flying in and blowing sheild generators and getting out un touched, and sometimes he's got it in 2 dozen guided missiles for those blue laser drone assholes that Slow You Down in hard and Stop You Dead in Inferno. We LOVE this game, and this video had me cackling with laughter several times. o7
Assault rifles: Has a line of longer-ranged, higher power variants. Sniper rifles: Has a line of rapid fire variants. Missiles: Probably better for crowd control with 30 TARGET LOCK-ON. Shotguns probably don't have a *specific* long-ranged variant/variant line, but they're not point-blank only. That's reserved for flamethrowers and acid guns. I saw someone use this one Sparrow Shot that had a pretty good range, like on par or even longer range than some of the assault rifles.
True, even on the original EDF 4 (4.1 is a remaster), I could kill the giant wasp hive on Hard with just two Spritefall B's (brought a Railgun just in-case)
Badger: “Please don’t copyright strike me for saying Godzilla.” TH-cam about to age restrict his video for the Wing Diver section: “The truth is, the game was rigged from the start.”
0:50 I love how you can have all of this diversity between the classes and their guns, Or you can just pick Fencer and take a nuke on a stick and go to town
I personally prefer equipping two miniguns. Word of advice if you ever manage to wind up in a multiplayer match with me: stay in back until I start reloading.
@@leviosdraekion6993 it's even better when you enter the nest missions with dual flame revolvers. I'm not trapped in a tunnel network full of insects, *YOU'RE ALL TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!*
Alright I was bored so I decided to make a kill count (excluding bugs killed in game) 0:04 Trespassing spider (killed by shotgun blast) 1:37 Plague Doctor (made the mistake of giving Heavenly Tylenol instead of percs) 1:45 Badger (Kaiju stomped to death by giant lizard) 2:13 Badger (vaporized by 10 second sponsor bomb) 2:19 Random soldier (bitten in half by a giant spider) 2:22 Badger and his brother in Christ (killed off-screen by horde of giant spiders) 2:30 Badger (shoved into the forever box by giant insects) 2:44 Badger (suicide by gunshot to the head) 2:48 Giant spider (head blown off via shotgun blast) 3:10 Giant spider (vaporized by an overly excessive use of orbital strike technology) 3:43 Badger (head shotted by a "discretionary spending" bolt action rifle) 4:05 Giant spider (sent back to God through use of explosives, because fuck you that's why) 4:16 around ten giant spiders (de-atomized by an extremely excessive military budget) 4:22 Dragon (beat to death by a literal walking fortress) 5:26 Ranger (shot by Badger for no discernable reason) 6:08 Random soldier (dead after attempting to fire a rocket launcher in a confined space) 6:14 Five background soldiers (smoked by ravagers) 6:42 Giant spider (shot with a sniper rifle at point blank range) 7:07 Dragon (blown to bits by a missile) 7:14 Giant spider (direct impacted by a rocket launcher) 7:24 Badger and a giant spider (killed by Badger attempting to use a rocket launcher as a close quarter weapon) 7:25 Badger (he was not far enough) 7:37 Badger and seven background soldiers (killed by grenades that obey the laws of physics) 7:53 Badger, GorillaNuts, and DigitalVagrant (see above) 8:05 Wing Diver (clapped by a giant creature) 8:29 Giant spider (vaporized by Wing Diver) 8:41 Wing Diver (snapped in half like a Ritz cracker) 9:26 Badger (killed by his own Tomahawk cruise missile) 9:34 Giant spider (killed by emergency self-defense tool) 10:12 Giant spider (killed by a rocket fired from off-screen) 10:32 Three giant spiders (killed by missile strike) 10:34 Giant spider (see above) 10:52 Badger, Jonesy, and Stretchy (killed by a disregard for the guy calling in a literal air strike) 11:05 Badger and Skullker (killed by a disregard for the guy calling down a fucking Hammer of Dawn) 11:21 Imprisoned spider (killed by a flamethrower that refuses to obey the laws of physics) 12:55 Badger (violently vibe checked by a knock-off Godzilla) 13:44 Badger (see above) 14:11 Erginus (extremely violently vibe checked by Badger in an off-brand Gundam) 15:00 Giant spider (yeated into the upper atmosphere by a dude taking WAY too many Perc-30s) 15:53 Badger (became the meme of the guy sitting in a fast-food restaurant glowing orange) 16:36 GorillaNuts and DigitalVagrant (lit their asses on fire) 16:52 Eekaj (killed by blast radius of yes) 17:57 Badda (zigged when he should've zagged) 18:14 The entire state of Nebraska (picked up by ants) Yeah, that's about it. I wasted far too much time on this. I hope you're happy.
Golden Chainsaw goes to Eekaj and everyone else in the Blast Radius of Yes, because there is no minimum safe distance! Dull Machete goes to Nebraska, because being picked up by ants offscreen is the most blandly on-brand way for Nebraska to be Nebraska. With 91 kills (because Nebraska still only counts as one) at 19 minutes, that's a kill on average every twelve and a half seconds. Join us on the Legally Dead Meat-Distinct Kill Count next week to see "Literally Too Angry To Die," as TheRussianBadger takes us on another rampage through Doom Eternal! As always, we've been The Good Doctor and Electric Danish...And this has been *a* kill count. Thanks everyone! Be good people.
I swear on God, I’ve watched this video five times and I still can’t get enough of it. It’s just so absurd and silly that I just keep getting it recommended to me and I keep watching it crazy but the Russian badger is one of the best TH-camr ever.
It's even better in EDF 5 where you start out as a buck civilian hired to assist with a PR event. (Security guard/some kinda jetpack acrobat/cargo exoskeleton operator/general technical staff respectively.) Then you literally kill what at least some in-game insist on calling a god in the finale.
If you like EDF 4.1, then you should check out EDF 5 and the upcoming EDF 6. The former is just a better EDF 4.1 with an improved upgrade system, and the latter has Hololive girls as decoys that also cheer you on. Take that as you will.
5 also lets you spam out MORE airstrikes, missiles and other ways to explode monsters. Since just utter rain of explosions without needing tokens is just letting you live out your FAC in Nam fantasies
Lol: "I'm not here to SUPPORT the Violence... I AM the Violence" vs. "Don't be a PART of the Problem... The the WHOLE problem!" Same exact energy, and I love it.
16:15 This is perhaps the biggest difference between EDF4.1 and EDF5. In 5 you progress *mostly* with the class you are playing, but you do also make progress in all of the other classes with armor and weapons. Also, they took out the amazing chant in 4.1 and replaced it with straight up trash.
@@yessir6919 Thats the 4.1 chant, set to the tune of Blood On The Risers. th-cam.com/video/llkWz4OBfX4/w-d-xo.html The 5 one is a bit more, uh, like someone just hard translated it from japanese. th-cam.com/video/0NYLw857Cnc/w-d-xo.html
Western developers when using top of the line processing power: "How realistic can we make the nose hairs on this dude?" Japanese developers when using top of the line processing power: "How much shit can we fit on screen and how much of it can be blown up with how many lasers?"
the potential for a warhammer 40,000 mod theme for this game is AMAZING. for the EDF, the Ranger class could be guardsman, wing divers could be jump marines, Aerator could be the Inquisition and fencer could be Angry marines or custodes. theres so much content that could be made from it
Have you SEEN how many bugs spawn on some missions? The tyranids are trying to copy the ravagers. But it IS a good attempt I'd give you that.@@adamcheklat7387
Just started playing this game yesterday after a major sale of the series and started as fencer. Safe to say the massive killer bug infestation is nowhere near as dangerous to the local infrastructure as I am with double light mortars and an on-sight kill policy.
@@jonatanschwindt8065sounds like you're playing Air Raider correctly then. If both the civilians and the aliens don't fear the sound of jets coming in for a bombing run, what's the point?
@@Kai-wr5jf The Lockheed Martin Corporation is an American aerospace and defense manufacturer with worldwide interests. It was formed by the merger of Lockheed Corporation with Martin Marietta in March 1995. It is headquartered in North Bethesda, Maryland, in the Washington, D.C. area.
I'm glad EDF 5 solved the grind part partially. You get armor and weapons for all classes, no matter what you play. It's not perfect, but It was a good step forward.
Except nothing is more disappointing than trying to farm weapons for your favourite class, and you keep getting weapons for your most hated class. I got SO MANY Wing diver guns, and I never touch the class. Meanwhile I had serious trouble getting anything for my Fencer.
@@ghoulbuster1 I hope EDF 6 keeps the 30 second pickup timer for the end of each mission that Iron Rain added. IR wasn't my favorite, but that addition was top tier.
sorry guys had to reupload this because youtube age restricted the first time
is it edited down though? or is it just a random restrict
It's the anime waifus.
still a banger
It's ok badger no worries :)
It’s sad that TH-cam keeps age restricting TH-camrs for no reason and explanation
For those who don't know, the game is Japanese, and because of ww2 treaties, Japan can't have an "army" only a group that can act if they're invaded, called the Self Defence Force (SDF), so because the game is Japanese, they made the Earth Defence Force
Having in mind that we cant attack the alirns for obiusly reason we have to denfense ourself... our that until we make a star wars like armada and star a galactic blitzkrieg
ugh shin godzilla put that up to front heavily they had to go through so many loops just to get a chance to shoot that canceroius lizard
A lot of people still don't know
Isn’t that just an army with extra steps
@@NPCN-dd8hg i hope you recovered from that stroke.
Fun fact: In an interview with GameInformer, the creative director of EDF addressed that a lot of people have a phobia of insects. He said he understands why, but that he sees EDF as a way to temper that fear. Because if you don’t like bugs, you can blow them up by the thousands with giant guns and orbital lasers in EDF.
Overcoming arachnophobia with extreme carpet bombing? This guy should be a psychologist.
Never thought of it like that
Yeah, I agree.
This game gives me more of a Galaga vibe than anything. Creepy Bugs, yes, but you can blow them the fuck up.
Same thing with Deep Rock Galactic
I have some serious arachnophobia but have no problems fighting them and blowing them all apart! Because I’m not trapped in a hive with a bunch of giant spiders, they’re trapped in here with me!!!
I love how basically every EDF game goes from "Okay, we're gonna defend Earth" to "We're doomed, this is the last days of humanity" to Storm 1 misunderstanding the meaning of the "last stand" and who is supposed to die at the end of it, and basically winning the final level of Halo: Reach.
Weakest warrior of mankind vs strongest horrific invader
EDF games literally have the exact same plot curve of Getter Robo Armageddon, “we must fight back,” “we are so incredibly screwed 99.9% are already gone there is no hope,” “we WILL kill god anyways”
Bruh imagine the final battle on reach where you kill the Covenant with a hammer😂
It curves multiple times in EDF 6, you time travel and shit. In the end 30 percent on humanity is lost with a decent amount of the infrastructure as opposed of EDF 5's 70 percent (i forgor somewhere around that number or higher) without anything standing but parts of the EDF.
Edit: changed “most” to “a decent amount” as much of the infrastructure is up in the end of 6
All with the worst translations for the script but best energy for the actors
@@hibemabygaming4316I THINK 5 says 90% got wiped out? Id have to finish it again to know for sure, but yea. Apparently storm 1 read the script and went "nah, I'll do you one better"
This game is the literal embodiment of "They've got us surrounded, the poor bastards."
EDF support in a nutshell:
God: We have you 100,000 to 1.
Support with hammer of god: *I like those odds*
"Surrounded? That's High Gothic for 'target rich environment'!"
My brother in christ (pause) you are witnessing our extinction
god: we fucking have you surrounded and outnumbered 100,000,000,000;1. just give up.
united states: All the more chances to get headshots
"Commander, Ravagers outnumber our forces 50 to one!"
"Then it is an even fight"
"All troopers fire at will. Burn their mongrel skins!"
16:47 killed me. "What's the blast radius en this?"
"Y E S."
*completely wipes everything with a 30 block radius with HAMMER OF DAWN* That!
Killed everything near them as well
Blast radius: ohio
HHAA! YESSSSSSS lmfao it does lmao wipes over 50 blocks
@@shiroakame0 _YOU HAVE FAILED THE VIBE CHECK_
"If you want me to play support as a support class, you shouldn't give me a tomahawk cruise missile as a primary weapon" is a statement you never thought you would hear.
Ive been watching russian badger for years. Did not surprise me whatsoever lmao
Yeah, but I always sort of hoped.
Even in EDF5 the air raider gets the "Tempest A1" which can NEARLY ONESHOT a fucking ERGINUS
hbh
2:41
i like how this game's selection of classes is two regular looking army troopers, an anime schoolgirl, and a lowercase gundam
Lowercase Gundam is something that I never thought of accurately describing the Fencer.
Y e s @@CrocandCo.
"lowercase gundam" i just died laughing about that one xD
to be fair the original conceot of gundam was literally a power armor
hence mobile suit.
A lowercase gundam
"I WILL use a 'hammer of dawn' as a cqc weapon, I'm not scared."
The definition of "I am the violence"
I AM THE TRAUMATIC EVENT
I AM the one who knocks (with a sub-orbital weapon)
I read this and then 15:07 happened.
Fear not the man of war who loves long range engagement. Fear the man who smiles charging at the enemy holding a stick. For he knows no fear and shows only confidence. - Me 2022
When you cannot think of anything better an orbital gun and the call-out "broken arrow" should always be considered
Badger got tired of hearing people complain about waiting between vids, so he decided to re-upload the same vid to keep them entertained... Absolutely based badger.
Edit: you try putting a funny comment in a badger video thinking maybe you'll get a like, gets none. Throw some random BS comment on a badger video, everyone loses their fucking mind and likes it... I hate it here.
Gigachad grindset
Nah it’s because the original one got age restricted
LMAO
@Emotional D begone B o t
So true
I’m arachnophobic but this game feels like the power trip of how we should come together to face those house spiders by using 2.1 trillion dollars of firepower
My gf who totally hates spiders agree with you....
And she's canadian so she's supposed to ne against Power abuse 🤣🤣🤣
@@ericgagnon6594 for spiders any exception is permitted
Real arachnophobes prob wouldn’t even click this video but I get it. Most ppl hate spiders
@@NotAfilthyCasual arachnophobes are allowed the power fantasy and ability to enjoy Russianbadger videos
Im not as scared of spiders but I do kinda freak out when I see one, then I find a paper towel, crush that fucker then throw the whole paper towel into the toilet and flushing it
Fun fact: The developers of EDF, Sandlot, made another game for the Wii called Zangeki no Reginleiv (Blades of Reginleiv) that's basically EDF based in Norse mythology. And there's dismemberment out the wazoo.
15:01 "Who sees giants insects swarming a city and says to themselves 'Oh boy I better grab my hammer'." Every Monster Hunter hammer main would like to have a word with the insects preferably within hammer range.
Me who spec'ed in heavy gunners: WHO BROUGHT THE MARSHMALLOWS, 'CAUSE I BROUGHT THE FIRE!
It's their natural instinct to bonk heads
Yep lol😂
Bonk indededeed
Me flying with the insects with the insect glaive.
This game is the definition of "be the American the Japanese think you are."
It is the ideal American.
@@furimindusties5736 yes
No.
That honor goes the "Metal Wolf Chaos"
A Japanese mech game that *ONLY* has an English dub.
@@DarkonFullPower metal gear momento
@@DarkonFullPower Yes.
Once Badger makes a Metal Wolf Chaos video, then we'll talk.
Imagine being the most kind TH-camr that your even there for your own community. Literally Badger! My nephew was diagnosed with stage four brain cancer and Badger was so kind enough to make a 6 minute happy birthday video for him when the doctors couldn’t even talk to him for 2 minutes
Holy molly, that is so wholesome; the happy birthday video part, not your nephew dying of brain cancer part. I do hope your nephew's in a better place, and I'm so sorry for your loss.
@@tommyfox854 he didn’t die he just got overcome his cancer
@@Morte_death He's alive, and survived the cancer?
=D
That is the best news I've heard in three years, thank goodness he's alive. =)
@@tommyfox854 thanks. Yeah badger said he was happy to hear about it too
@@Morte_death My heart's melting from the good news, not gonna lie.
Um, if this ain't too weird for you, could you hug your nephew for me please? Hugging people is the best way I can show joy too someone, and I don't have the best history with cancer (one uncle died from it and another is dyeing from me), but I really want too show how happy I am that he survived- and I should go know because at this point I'm digging my own grave, sorry if this creeped you out doc, have a nice day.
3:20 I don't know why that "my brother in christ, you are the DRAGONBORNE" sends me so much
Almost as good as "Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, You are a Drag Queen."
mfw when dragonrend
“I hope you’re ready to fight the entire dragon population of Skyrim”
*I WAS BORN READY*
*_Not for THIS ya weren't!_*
*are you sure I ain’t ready?*
I WAS DRAGON BORN
Dova'kiin! Dova'kiin!!!
Cmon 1 More like from 420
16:46 “the rule of god is incoming” “blast radius= Y E S”
9:53 “Hammer of Dawn” fits so well
And the “I’m not here to support the violence. I AM THE VIOLENCE. Just perfect
14:58 the four mini guns are unstoppable all together
I mean, unless you decided to Spritefall the area under your feet...
At that point you just hightail it out of the blast zone before the beams hit.
There is no other game that perfectly embodies the Engineer's philosophy of "The answer is a gun, and if that don't work, use more gun."
I solve practical problems
I agree
engineer_laugh.mp3
You want me to sap your sentry?
3:50
"In case you're unfamiliar with the final boss of planet Earth known as America, we have a yearly allocation of money approved by our head mage and council of elders informally known as “Defense Department dimma-dollars.” These give us the right, not the obligation, to send any creature on our planet back to God for any reason at any time.”
Badger is the type of guy that when he has a literal time bomb strapped to his chest, instead of spending time saying good-bye to family, friends, and loved ones will instead try to sell you more gamer supps
Badger the kind of guy to dm someone saying, “send this to 10 people or I will die tomorrow” for shits and giggles
It's not gonna be good when he reads this...
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778b is a lot more money than Elon Musk has and that is just our military, so who's funding us
@@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 tax payers. The government spend a stupid amount of the money they have available on military. Like if they gave just a couple percent of that to research and development, we would be so much better off. NASA works with a sad budget, don’t know the exact numbers, but it’s tiny
"The only thing stronger than Godzilla is Japanese copyright lawyers."
Me: *Looks at title and sees (Reupload) in the name*
Me: *Nods head* "Sounds about right."
It was the anime hentai noises the rangers made...
*Blame them, not the copyrighted lizard*
This comment deserves more recognition
Is no one going to blame the Teletubbies lawyers for the copyright infringement of having a TV screen on your chest?
Dragon ball z super, dragon ball z kai , dragon ball z 🤔 yep based
@@oneevilchef what about the snorks, or fraggle rock , or eurekas castle
Fun fact: Akira Toriyama, the author of Dragon Ball, is a chill dude who bailed Team Four Star out of Toei’s copyright strikes and actively retcons goofy 4Kids translations.
W-wait for real?
@@israelcampos1856 When 4Kids turned Hell into Hifle, Toriyama made a whole new world called Hifle that was basically just Hell but godawful boring. It’s no big secret that he also adores his fans.
@@thudlite4319 it wasn't 4Kids that made up HFIL, it was the original dub done by Funimation and contracted out to Ocean.
@@individualeleven Alright, but Toriyama still turned HFIL into a separate dimension as a joke.
Based Mangaka
4:55 Patterson, fire a warning shot! Sir this is an m32 grenade launcher. Ah potato patato just fire it Patterson!
"JUST PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!"
Still the most hilariously legendary line in the entire game.
Mine, since I have played EDF 5, at one point near the end where you are practically outmatched and out gunned, the intel lady says to make a strike team and the commander literally says "Strike, my ass."
Though for this game, agreed.
When badger talks about how rifles lack firepower, shotguns lack range, and snipers lack rate of fire, the first thing that came to my mind as a remedy to all of these was the M2 Browning. God bless the M2 Browning.
Humanity will span the galaxy and the M2 will still be in service
It will only be replaced by a lazer version of its self
Just looked it up. “Belt-fed machinegun” chambered in 50 bmg; yeah, that’d do it
@@ajford-arausa8328 it'll still be an M2, just using laserv bullets instead
In the 42nd millennium, the m2 will be renamed the “Heavy stubber”.
As a Nebraskan, I can confirm we are currently being held hostage by giant ants
Please help they are stealing all the corn we won’t have enough for corn bread
@@trainfan-ks5hk yes you do. It’s Nebraska
Lincoln has fallen
If they can produce fire I’m afraid we will carpet bomb all nest’s.
What about giant spiders?
*Ranger:* Jack of all stats, straightforward weaponry, beginner friendly. They can also sprint to move faster than Air Raiders on foot.
*Wing Diver:* Fragile speedsters, can fly with their jetpacks, and use mostly powerful energy weapons. They have the highest mobility, but they also have the lightest armor than any other class.
*Air Raider:* Support Party Members, can buff up or heal allies, summon airstrikes and more diverse vehicles than Rangers, and quirky weapons like limpet guns, drones and turrets.
*Fencer:* Mighty glaciers, heaviest armor and firepower, but slowest runners. Though they can use jump jets to compensate for their lack of mobility.
Mfw fencers end up being faster than every other class
this is good
Another thing about fencer do NOT look it in the fucking eyes
I double-dog dare you to go tell a Russian family who just lost their son to a $50 DIY drone that drones are "quirky" lmao
10:20 Watching that spider just fly through the air like that perfectly encapsulates the craziness that is EDF. You do something and just watch the chaos enfold.
Nyoom
Spider: HELP ME!!!!
Edit: spider:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ok
I was flying I a helicopter the other day well above a balam and someone blasted a red ant well above my bomber kissing idiocy
ok
I still didn't know why did they age restrict the last one,it was a gem of a video. Great job man,keep it up
They Age Restrict everything now
DAMMMMn
Wait they age restricted the last kne
Maybe it was the h3nt@i joke
@here is the full clip man the ad saved me from watching your link
8:06 Ahh, THAT'S why it got age restricted. For those unaware, the wingdivers apparently make EXCESSIVELY EROTIC noises when spiderwebbed. Badger included a sample of that right here in his original video. Also, apparently the booba shown in their game model was too spicy for youtube.
Also he changed his suit
the wing diver was too spicy for the youtube guidelines
All he changed was just the scenes with wing diver
Now I had that figured out, but I just thought about the implications. So, a character in skin tight suits making Hanime noises is less acceptable than a character in school uniforms making (less, granted) Hanime noises. I'm starting to have a bad feeling about TH-cam's intentions...
badger also said “All of my hentai tabs are muted. this is real audio.” in the previous version.
Badgers been managing democracy since the beginning.
Wait til he sees Helldivers
@@Heavygamingrealhe’s has now
14:47 He can go even *FASTER* If you combine a specific version of one of those spike launchers at 14:37 with a hammer. Constantly launch the spike and spam space and you can boost almost twice as often as the hammer/shield combo
@Here is more clip wtf that's a hyper link to a potato wedge recipe??? I don't understand
Yup, my favorite fencer GOTTA GO FAST combo is the javelin catapult paired with pretty much any melee weapon of your choice for that horizontal thrust option (my choice is the twin blast spears for even MORE THRUST) because the javelin shot cancels the thrust reset frame so when you time the shot and the thrust you can just GLIDE all over the battlefield. You can literally zoom from edge-to-edge on a map with fencer within like a minute or two and it's the funniest thing ever
@@DR_Loud75 bots
@@SomethingBoutEclipse yeah they’re out of control… YT doesn’t give a shit anymore it seems.
@@DR_Loud75 Spam bot.
3:51
I love the fact that Badger referred to America as "The final Boss Of Planet Earth"
"Council of Elders"
yeah also us drone striking weddings sound about right we tend to blow up targets for fun
@@blackcrasanblade well, what else are we supposed to do with all this discretionary defense spending money?
@@SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc true plus who dont like explosives
@@blackcrasanblade exactly
The fencer is literally “that’s it I’m getting me mallet”
I THOUGHT THE SAME SHIT BRO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
OH YEAH
Fencer is literally master chief, demoknight, and heavy rolled into one with a nuke-on-a-stick for a melee
Badger: Rockets are infinantly better than missiles.
Also Badger: Missiles as a primary weapong? YES PLEASE!
If you ask a favour from badger he will simply make you go crazy lol
@@Kai-wr5jf "Oh, you want me to tell the guy down the street to turn down his music?"
**smash cuts to Badger in a warthog**
"Oh, I'll turn it off for you!"
To be fair to badger, there's a significant difference between shoulder-fired missiles and ICBMs
Ranger: Rocket Boi.
Wing Diver: Girl stuck in every single web.
Air Raider: Are the aliens the threat or you?
Fencer: The Children of Doomguy.
Erganis: Non descript lizards from space
Nilan: Jeagers of Pacific Rim that are one shot all the time by none descript lizards from
Ravagers: God's Humanity delete button
Got it
Erginus is the lizard and Balam is the big Mech, but yeah thats about it
Player summoned balams being one shot on high difficulty, yes.
But the game balances scripted spawnings of balams to the literal highest health possible for any vehicle…
*I still managed to lose it against the Red Egernis.*
ok
@@nukclear2741 I love your words at the end XD
15:35 almost enough dakka
The unbelievably based premise of this game being HUMANITY FUCK YEAH combined with your style of humor is literal perfection
Greatest human powertrip
Untill EDF 5 forces you to go up against A BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL.
@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Wait....no joke?
@@shiroakame0 Look up a playthrough of mission 109 in EDF5.
_I wish I was joking._
@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Damn, can't wait until I get that far.
The best definition of "They have us surrounded! Good, no need to aim now!"
One of the in-game voice lines the friendly soldiers will yell is, “I could close my eyes and shoot!”
@@TotallyDapper
Wait really?
@@alexsouls3944yes really
We're not "surrounded" we're just in a target-rich environment.
13:04 Big iguana vs gundom
13:06 POW
8:41 Chomp
"My brother in christ you are witnessing our extinction" as giant bugs charge towards them broke me I almost died from laughter.
i almost died because of me choking on a can of coke (not cocaine)
@Kai-wr5jf
The…
The can?
Not the drink, the fucking C A N
“this prank fucking sucks” as someone gets fucking snapped in half in the background 😭😭
Badger is the literal definition of quality over quantity
Where else have I seen this exact comment...Oh yeah. Every single one of badgers videos. Although you are not wrong, just make an original comment instead of copying some other one.
@@serratedbread2300 Read my mind lol
@@serratedbread2300 Didn't copy anyone bud just had the same thought
no badger is the definition of quantity over quality because you cant watch this because more than five seconds causes oxygen starvation from laughing too much
@@Destiny2MetaCrutcher why don't you do better ? Oh wait you can't you just a jealous cry baby 🤓
"Much like all women, her armor scaling sucks"
Sisters of Battle looking at this sentence are dying of laughter.
I understood that reference
repentia aint laughin nothing
And given that Armor of Contempt applies to Astartes AND Sororitas, dat 3+ effectively becoming a 2+ in regards to incoming AP is *chef’s kiss*
Because who needs armor when you have invulnerable saves?
Which sisters of battle?
Ok, ima tell you a story
About a year ago, I went on a walk and found one of Badger’s limited time shaker cups on the curb. Had a hole in the bottom, but beyond that, it was peak condition.
Best find ever
Just the fact theres no background in the thumbnail and its just you, a spider, and explosion just sends waves of chaotic energy from you and the group, good job badger, 11/10, would watch for the 5th time gladly
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Would watch? More liek, already have watched.... more... than ... 5 times.... hehe
@@z3kaiser yeah since i wrote this comment i think I’m at 6 now, just shows that this video is a masterpiece
In edf 5 there are some qol changes, one is that fencers boost became an offical system, dash cancelling only works for firing speed, he is faster in this game if you believe it. Ranger gets a dash with a circle that gets stuff, vehicles do this too. Stuff goes to all classes now, weapons you get can be for any class, same for armor, but it prefers the one you are playing. Hectors are replaced with giant "Human" like frogs and grey aliens with armor, erginus is back, and archelus is now tag teaming up with it, shotguns pierce, dragons are replaced with tadpoles, they function the same, its a reboot, so story is a retelling, also pill bugs and the fact that mission control calls any creature a "Monster". Ranger has access to some tanks, bikes, and helicopters but air raider still has him outclassed. In general, its 4.1 but a reboot with qol changes
Oh and edf 6 is out in japan, now with octopus aliens on land and air, a giant erginus that FLIES, mutant insects, and androids that scuttle everywhere and ask to be blown up
What
5 is a reboot?
My favorite part about 5 is that if yoh call in an air strike while a ‘civillian’ in the sotory, the guy literally acknowledges this
“Wait, how did a *civillian* get access to this?! Ah well, commencing air strike.”
@@CyberChaosV2 "eh it's fine, im sure"
He’a like a 3d animation max0r. Every joke lands and it’s magnificent to see put together.
I love that badger was in one of macors videos
@@Charming_Cthulhu “you can not run from me!”
@@Charming_Cthulhu which one
@@memes9627 The one in which he was in that one video.
@@memes9627 elden ring pt 2
Thanks
16:45 can't get over the nervous "Yes" for The Rule of God's blast radius
I mean the Gigantic Howitzer can also be a Yes for blast radius.
the thing sounds terrifying
Legions minigun from Titanfall 2!
@@connertolman8024YES!
MatPat should make a video on how many ants it would take to steal Nebraska.
Would definitely watch
The ants are the ultimate support class
I asked r/theydidthemath, here's the answer
"The weight of the earth's crust is 6.1 * 10^22 pounds. Divide that by Earth's area (196.9 million miles), and you get 309,801,929,913,662 pounds per square mile. Multiply that by the land area of Nebraska (77,348 square miles), and you get 2.39625597x10^19 pounds. This is not taking into account mountains or different elevations as I'm too lazy to do detailed research, so we're going to stick with average weight per square mile on the Earth.
The average ant can lift up to 0.055 pounds, so divide Nebraska's weight by the ants' lifting capabilities, and you get 4.35682904x10^20, or around 435,682,904,000,000,000,000 ants."
@@Nervous_Ari good
@@Nervous_Arijust.........wow
I love the implication that the only reason badger and the squad lived through the war is because they're all collectively too dumb to grasp the gravity of the situation.
5:27
I don't know why but the intro to the ranger just holding a gun like a baseball bat is bringing out the chuckles.
Just gonna timestamp all my favorite moments.
3:26 random sh!t
5:05 825 weapons
6:25 accuracy
8:45 just what my gun does
10:17 FPS russia
13:13 In the face
14:58 melee combat
15:05 oh boy!
15:30 is that gun goo-
16:49 blast radius
17:15 a queen
18:03 Ants
18:12 Nebraska
Me looking at this list of dumb ahh “stuff”: 15:07
Also gotta support the real heroes posting timestamps for the rest of us lazy bastards 😎👍
also 0:46 it's a bird... it's a plane... oh no... it's LOCKHEED MARTIN.
15:06 jacket, my favorite hammer swinger
16:50 Blast radius: Y E S yards.
Watching Badjur, and by extension his inordinately huge fanbase, discover how EDF "works" is a treat and a half.
I'm a bit ashamed that he didn't mention the Air Raider's support 'team' providing the firepower, including the aircraft carrier Despine and the MVP, Attack Whale, canonically an oversized AC-130 with full-auto 120mm cannons, 150mm cannon, coastal missile volleys and theoretically, a fucking ICBM stapled to it.
I know right? And despine is even more chad because its the last fucking naval surface ship standing it pi ked up everyone that retreated because of the dragons. Including whale, charon tactical bomber group, and miss epicneas herself porters. And prasumably the artillery group in a easy to air lift configuration mode now since they abandoned most of their equipment.
Also despine is described as a floating fortress big enough to acomindate long range tactical bombs, ICBM missles aka the TEMPEST missiles which are as tall as a 11 story apartment building, has its own battleship sized guns, and probably took a genocise gun blast to the face and survived since it was pribably part of the Pacific fleet battle group that went to face off against the brain because command though it was sunk. Also dont forget that one chick in command headquarters of japanese branch that does that ocasionally speaks during missions or she speaks when air raider calls for the satellite blaster/spritefall/laguna blaster/rule of God. Litterally its a shame badger didnt mention the cast that supports air raider and rely on air raider to give them target information.
You had me at “full-auto 120mm”.
@@KyleJordanGaming Yeah the support aircraft Whale has a 120mm cannon that can rapid fire out a salvo of 10 rounds in like 5 second if I remember correctly.
Attack whale useless tho because to me it just doesn't hit like at all
@@Sahlokniir325 its an area of affect attack. Its good against strong enamys or taking out a cluster of enemies.
Badger: "is that tomahawk missile coming?" Tomahawk missile: "Hello Mario."
the tomahawk missile is just like... "hello there"
Thats was ballistic missile, and it is somehow both more less powerful than cruise and ballistic missile
"Is that tomahawk missile coming?"
BOOM
"Found it"
"I'm not here to support the violence, I AM the violence." is, without a doubt, one of my new favorite phrases.
Mine is I want my perc 30s bitch
yeah man
The moment you see wing diver and realize what probably got the last video age restriction. And realize that there are already dozens of reaction videos with the original outfit that probably will have no consequences whatsoever and want to strangle the entire TH-cam development and advertising teams with their own intestines.
TH-cam will see something moderately sexual, and age restrict it. It's bullshit for TH-cam to police others people's content to that degree, when it should just be up to parents for that stuff
@@Operator_Mak I agree 100%, TH-cam is for adults you want to talk about things being inappropriate how about you go on TH-cam kids and see some of the most disturbing stuff on the internet. And that just shows you about how much TH-cam actually cares about the kids that use their platform it's literally them just taking any excuse they can possibly think of to not have to pay people you think a subsidiary company of one of the biggest most successful companies on the planet wouldn't be run by a bunch of greedy dumbasses but you'd be wrong.
Ye it’s really fucking dumb
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@@Operator_Mak I'm pretty sure the other 3 commentors in this area are bots. As in the ones in between my comment and yours.
he explains video games in a logical way
There is Logic?
Very like
He explains games in. a logical way
This is EDF. Nothing is logical.
indeed
Straps turrets to the helicopter blades. What kinda Ork WAAAAAGH engineering is this? Cause I support it. You just have to believe.
SHOOTAZ ON DA DEFFCHOPPAZ SPINNY FINGZ?!
SOUNDZ LOIKE GUD KRUMPIN
WAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!
It severely needs an "Ork engineering" mod to bring to life all that crazy sh*t only weirdboyz and meks can come up with.
5:26
Ranger: the common American
Wingdiver: someone that’s on the TH-cam guidelines wanted list
Aerator: the embodiment of America culminated into one man
14:16 Fencer: what TF2 heavy mains think they are
6:39 why not the m2 browning 50 cal machine gun?
Heavy mains don't exist tho
@@basic_name_here233 Big Joey and Bearded Expense would disagree with you
@@basic_name_here233 90% of my playtime is on heavy with the yeti suit equipped...
@@Cole.Ignios "Is that a monkey?" -lazy engineer
"this is what Europeans think American recess is like"
The truest thing I've ever heard
Ye
Australian recess is this.
I mean, are we wrong ?
@@theasexualidiot4803 It used to be.
@@foxmask8032nah lmao
I fell in love with EDF back in 2011, when Extra Credits featured the current entry in the series in Games You Might Not Have Tried. It sounded like a good time, and me and hubby proceeded to blow up several exoplanets worth of bugs beating every mission on every difficulty lol
When we got 4.1 it was my first EDF with classes, and fell in love with the mobility and sometimes Highly Technical power management of the wing diver, and husbando heard Fencer Gets To Carry 4 Weapons and said Sign Me The F*ck Up Sailor.
We trade jobs mission by mission, with one of us focused on Big Dams To One Target and one on Crowd Control. Sometimes I've got the best tool for the job of flying in and blowing sheild generators and getting out un touched, and sometimes he's got it in 2 dozen guided missiles for those blue laser drone assholes that Slow You Down in hard and Stop You Dead in Inferno.
We LOVE this game, and this video had me cackling with laughter several times. o7
Assault rifles: Has a line of longer-ranged, higher power variants.
Sniper rifles: Has a line of rapid fire variants.
Missiles: Probably better for crowd control with 30 TARGET LOCK-ON.
Shotguns probably don't have a *specific* long-ranged variant/variant line, but they're not point-blank only. That's reserved for flamethrowers and acid guns. I saw someone use this one Sparrow Shot that had a pretty good range, like on par or even longer range than some of the assault rifles.
The number of problems an Air Raider can solve with a properly-placed Spritefall is astounding
True, even on the original EDF 4 (4.1 is a remaster), I could kill the giant wasp hive on Hard with just two Spritefall B's (brought a Railgun just in-case)
@@watermelongaming3698Aye either of yall play 5 on ps4? im fown tho still fairly new
"You have good taste, Air Raider"
-spritefall waifu from EDF 5
@@owarida6241 what
@@watermelongaming3698there are wingdiver allies that compliment air raiders based on their weapon choise.
As someone who plays as the air raider and fencer a lot, I can confirm that it is super OP, and feels like the crusades against giant ass bugs.
Wtf did heavenly use
@@xd_yungpiru55i believe fencer no?
@@christiankirby8092 I mean the weapon, I knew it was fencer
Fencers are literally Space Marines from Warhammer 40K
Yo which of these games should I play nowadays? Like as far as which one has the most players?
The best part of Badger videos is where you forget you watched a video and then watch the video again
Badger: “Please don’t copyright strike me for saying Godzilla.”
TH-cam about to age restrict his video for the Wing Diver section: “The truth is, the game was rigged from the start.”
Badgers description of our government and how our defense budget is decided is the best I’ve ever heard hands down
Earth's final boss confirmed
ok
Time to watch this 10 more times in a row so I can feel my existence again
I've already watched huss warthunder vids like 20 timwa
@here is the full clip tf does an air fryer video have to do with a RussianBadger video
@@eryk8340 its a bot
It's like trying to start a chainsaw
@@mellowsans2944 b r u h
1:58, thanks for giving this epic banger, badger
Man, you may have singlehandedly reinvigorated the EDF franchise for western audiences. Thanks for that, you got a fan out of it too.
Look, if you need to kill a bunch of air targets, an MLRA's the way to go.
Me and some friends got EDF 4.1 because of badger and it’s so chaotic and fun. I play Fencer
0:50 I love how you can have all of this diversity between the classes and their guns,
Or you can just pick Fencer and take a nuke on a stick and go to town
I personally prefer equipping two miniguns. Word of advice if you ever manage to wind up in a multiplayer match with me: stay in back until I start reloading.
@@leviosdraekion6993 it's even better when you enter the nest missions with dual flame revolvers. I'm not trapped in a tunnel network full of insects, *YOU'RE ALL TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!*
@@VeraVemaVena yep
"I saw them take Nebraska" has a special place in my heart
18:13 okay someone has to do the math to figure out how many ants it would take to actually do that
Alright I was bored so I decided to make a kill count (excluding bugs killed in game)
0:04 Trespassing spider (killed by shotgun blast)
1:37 Plague Doctor (made the mistake of giving Heavenly Tylenol instead of percs)
1:45 Badger (Kaiju stomped to death by giant lizard)
2:13 Badger (vaporized by 10 second sponsor bomb)
2:19 Random soldier (bitten in half by a giant spider)
2:22 Badger and his brother in Christ (killed off-screen by horde of giant spiders)
2:30 Badger (shoved into the forever box by giant insects)
2:44 Badger (suicide by gunshot to the head)
2:48 Giant spider (head blown off via shotgun blast)
3:10 Giant spider (vaporized by an overly excessive use of orbital strike technology)
3:43 Badger (head shotted by a "discretionary spending" bolt action rifle)
4:05 Giant spider (sent back to God through use of explosives, because fuck you that's why)
4:16 around ten giant spiders (de-atomized by an extremely excessive military budget)
4:22 Dragon (beat to death by a literal walking fortress)
5:26 Ranger (shot by Badger for no discernable reason)
6:08 Random soldier (dead after attempting to fire a rocket launcher in a confined space)
6:14 Five background soldiers (smoked by ravagers)
6:42 Giant spider (shot with a sniper rifle at point blank range)
7:07 Dragon (blown to bits by a missile)
7:14 Giant spider (direct impacted by a rocket launcher)
7:24 Badger and a giant spider (killed by Badger attempting to use a rocket launcher as a close quarter weapon)
7:25 Badger (he was not far enough)
7:37 Badger and seven background soldiers (killed by grenades that obey the laws of physics)
7:53 Badger, GorillaNuts, and DigitalVagrant (see above)
8:05 Wing Diver (clapped by a giant creature)
8:29 Giant spider (vaporized by Wing Diver)
8:41 Wing Diver (snapped in half like a Ritz cracker)
9:26 Badger (killed by his own Tomahawk cruise missile)
9:34 Giant spider (killed by emergency self-defense tool)
10:12 Giant spider (killed by a rocket fired from off-screen)
10:32 Three giant spiders (killed by missile strike)
10:34 Giant spider (see above)
10:52 Badger, Jonesy, and Stretchy (killed by a disregard for the guy calling in a literal air strike)
11:05 Badger and Skullker (killed by a disregard for the guy calling down a fucking Hammer of Dawn)
11:21 Imprisoned spider (killed by a flamethrower that refuses to obey the laws of physics)
12:55 Badger (violently vibe checked by a knock-off Godzilla)
13:44 Badger (see above)
14:11 Erginus (extremely violently vibe checked by Badger in an off-brand Gundam)
15:00 Giant spider (yeated into the upper atmosphere by a dude taking WAY too many Perc-30s)
15:53 Badger (became the meme of the guy sitting in a fast-food restaurant glowing orange)
16:36 GorillaNuts and DigitalVagrant (lit their asses on fire)
16:52 Eekaj (killed by blast radius of yes)
17:57 Badda (zigged when he should've zagged)
18:14 The entire state of Nebraska (picked up by ants)
Yeah, that's about it. I wasted far too much time on this. I hope you're happy.
Ahhh the power of boredom
Golden Chainsaw goes to Eekaj and everyone else in the Blast Radius of Yes, because there is no minimum safe distance!
Dull Machete goes to Nebraska, because being picked up by ants offscreen is the most blandly on-brand way for Nebraska to be Nebraska.
With 91 kills (because Nebraska still only counts as one) at 19 minutes, that's a kill on average every twelve and a half seconds.
Join us on the Legally Dead Meat-Distinct Kill Count next week to see "Literally Too Angry To Die," as TheRussianBadger takes us on another rampage through Doom Eternal! As always, we've been The Good Doctor and Electric Danish...And this has been *a* kill count.
Thanks everyone! Be good people.
@@electricdanish912 lmao how are you so much funnier then me
@@electricdanish912 I read it in his voice to damn this is good
@@thegooddoctor8787 stealing James A Janisse's format verbatim helps! So as you can see, my Good Doctor, the secret ingredient is crime!
The amount of Australian jokes that can be made in this game is astounding
th-cam.com/video/HL-4fgeMrO8/w-d-xo.html
There's a lot more lasers than I remember happening at recess, but other than that
Welcome to Australia, I will be your guide for today :) Pls stay behind me and my team. Oh, and don't worry. These things are not even the deadliest.
We just need Badger to meet up with Rimmy Downunder now, to play this.
"Cor, look at all them medium-sized spoiders!"
"What is the blast radius? Yes." never ceases to make me laugh
I swear on God, I’ve watched this video five times and I still can’t get enough of it. It’s just so absurd and silly that I just keep getting it recommended to me and I keep watching it crazy but the Russian badger is one of the best TH-camr ever.
Ah yes, the four horsemen of the anti-apocalypse:
-Redneck
-Woman
-Average drone operator
-Anime Doomslayer
It's even better in EDF 5 where you start out as a buck civilian hired to assist with a PR event. (Security guard/some kinda jetpack acrobat/cargo exoskeleton operator/general technical staff respectively.)
Then you literally kill what at least some in-game insist on calling a god in the finale.
I love thinking about this concept you have presented to me.
The mythical creature
Women
LMAO
People go “What’s the blast radius?” Not realizing that what they actually mean is “Am I in the blast radius?” Either way, the answer is YES.
If you like EDF 4.1, then you should check out EDF 5 and the upcoming EDF 6. The former is just a better EDF 4.1 with an improved upgrade system, and the latter has Hololive girls as decoys that also cheer you on. Take that as you will.
EDF6 has holo women cheering me on?
Well…I’m sold
Take my money
I guess I'll stick to EDF 5 and 4.1 thanks you
There are 2 kinds of people
5 also lets you spam out MORE airstrikes, missiles and other ways to explode monsters. Since just utter rain of explosions without needing tokens is just letting you live out your FAC in Nam fantasies
Lol:
"I'm not here to SUPPORT the Violence... I AM the Violence"
vs.
"Don't be a PART of the Problem... The the WHOLE problem!"
Same exact energy, and I love it.
5:57 it's not every day you see a giant spider get Wombo Comboed by shotgun blasts.
It's not every day you see this as a sentence
It's every day in the EDF. Enlist today.
Badger clay pidgeoned that spider 😂
16:15 This is perhaps the biggest difference between EDF4.1 and EDF5. In 5 you progress *mostly* with the class you are playing, but you do also make progress in all of the other classes with armor and weapons.
Also, they took out the amazing chant in 4.1 and replaced it with straight up trash.
Which chant? I haven't played 5 yet, was it the "The EDF deploys!" one? 'Cuz that's the only one still stuck in my head.
@@yessir6919 Thats the 4.1 chant, set to the tune of Blood On The Risers. th-cam.com/video/llkWz4OBfX4/w-d-xo.html
The 5 one is a bit more, uh, like someone just hard translated it from japanese. th-cam.com/video/0NYLw857Cnc/w-d-xo.html
@@NukerNoah Yeah, I was talking about the first one. The second one is nice, not as good as the first one tho.
I dont mind the 5 chant. But every time my group hears it, we sing with it, then immediately start going "If only it was the good one"
Play more, the new one grows on you.
I can't believe that there are no cockroach enemies
Even God knew that would be a mistake
I mean EDF 5 has frogs with lasers, is that better?
EDF IRON RAIN has like stink bugs or something. The most freaking annoying self destructing things ever
The Japanese have a thing about cockroaches, they don't like them so much that they'll even censor them like pornography.
What if I told you there are cockroaches
what if humans *are* the cockroaches? and the aliens are basically pest control?
This guy and his bois never dissappoint to make my stomach hurt from laughter
11:34 the engineer in TF2 would be proud of what you made badger
yes
"The awnser? Use gun, if that don't work, use more gun."
Western developers when using top of the line processing power: "How realistic can we make the nose hairs on this dude?"
Japanese developers when using top of the line processing power: "How much shit can we fit on screen and how much of it can be blown up with how many lasers?"
one of these things is objectively better
@@lithominium9955 definitely the nose hairs
How many lasers would you li- YES
"I almost FPS Russian'd myself" is a great quote indeed
I believe it originates from Brandon Herrera, though I could be wrong.
Well he did almost kill himself in one or two videos.
this whole game is what i imagine evangelion from the perspectie of the people on the ground is
the potential for a warhammer 40,000 mod theme for this game is AMAZING. for the EDF, the Ranger class could be guardsman, wing divers could be jump marines, Aerator could be the Inquisition and fencer could be Angry marines or custodes. theres so much content that could be made from it
And i’d guess the enemies would be the Tyranids.
Have you SEEN how many bugs spawn on some missions? The tyranids are trying to copy the ravagers. But it IS a good attempt I'd give you that.@@adamcheklat7387
nerd
Or the necrons, or… yeah they have a lot of options
Strangely, a custodes would be on par with this bastard power level
I loved when badger said, "Its morbin time!" and then proceeded to morb all of the alien spiders in a Gundam.
Morbed like a real man
Most memorable part
@@exalted_space9224 memorbable
*30% uptick in sales on steam alone* wew, badger, you brought this game back to life. time to go start a new character and dive back in, I guess.
Others people when they see a bug: honey get the flyswatter
Americans: *racks round* you will know pain
Hey, I loved this video so much the first time I’m watching it again. EDF is such a great game, you should try 5 next.
@here is the full clip no no no, this is potatoes, I need tomahawked spider recipes
@@bubbles9065 mate, they’re a bot
@@BorderRegal haha I know
Just still waiting. I tomahawked a spider and I don’t know what to do
@@bubbles9065 ok
Yes
I'm convinced that badger getting better at SFM is the beginning of the end for humanity
he uses a mocap suit
@@joeykhoury6384 so what?
The mocap is used for the different models he uses with the more realistic movement and not just using SFM to animate all the models.
Just started playing this game yesterday after a major sale of the series and started as fencer.
Safe to say the massive killer bug infestation is nowhere near as dangerous to the local infrastructure as I am with double light mortars and an on-sight kill policy.
FASTEST WAY FROM POINT A TO POINT B IS A STRAIGHT LINE
I just started air raider and already caused more civilian and friendly casualties in 4 missions than the bugs did in all my campaign as wing diver XD
@@jonatanschwindt8065sounds like you're playing Air Raider correctly then. If both the civilians and the aliens don't fear the sound of jets coming in for a bombing run, what's the point?
Cant endanger the population if there's no population left to endanger
"It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's LOCKHEED MARTIN" - Russian Badger, 2022
its actually a discord mod
@@Kai-wr5jf The Lockheed Martin Corporation is an American aerospace and defense manufacturer with worldwide interests. It was formed by the merger of Lockheed Corporation with Martin Marietta in March 1995. It is headquartered in North Bethesda, Maryland, in the Washington, D.C. area.
I'm glad EDF 5 solved the grind part partially. You get armor and weapons for all classes, no matter what you play. It's not perfect, but It was a good step forward.
Except nothing is more disappointing than trying to farm weapons for your favourite class, and you keep getting weapons for your most hated class.
I got SO MANY Wing diver guns, and I never touch the class. Meanwhile I had serious trouble getting anything for my Fencer.
@@Trojianmaru Still better than 4.1 where it gives you 14 duplicates of a level 10 gun on inferno.
Add on that duplicates served a purpose outside of breaking your soul.
EDF 5 improved the game a lot.
Let's see what EDF 6 gives us.
@@ghoulbuster1 I hope EDF 6 keeps the 30 second pickup timer for the end of each mission that Iron Rain added. IR wasn't my favorite, but that addition was top tier.
Thanks for making my weeks better, Badger. 🤣🤣
16:47 "THE BLAST RADIUS IS Y E S"