@@bunnythehutt2148 That would explain it. It's been a million years since I played it last. That is one thing I like about Valve they'll update the shit out their older games years later, sometimes for no reason.
Fun Fact Bagder: All special infected in game are programmed to instantly die to a melee strike except for Chargers, Witches, and Tanks. Melee weapons all do 250 dmg. If you hit a charger in the head with a melee it will also instantly kill them. Also Pepsi Launchers do triple damage to tanks on direct hits. Tanks also take less damage from shotguns due to them being pellet based weapons against a giant wall of muscle and flesh running at you. My favorite mod is Terry Crews charger sounds.
@@fishbiscuit8266 just melee weapons weapon bashes are probably the least efficient way to push out damage. the default pistol does more damage than a gun butt to a zombie
13:48 I love this edit, captioning the quote that named the clip with its file name feels exactly like when you save something cuz you know it's absolute gold
"You call that thing a 'whirlybird' one more time, I'll beat you so bad, your sister's gonna wish she never gave birth to ya" Sweet merciful Buddha, that is one of the greatest lines I've ever heard.
@@matijasostojic4288 Heavenly named the gnome 'Chompski' i think. Unsure of how it's spelt, though it's pronounced how I spelt it. (Jolyne is Jotaro's daughter btw)
Jotaro beating the shit out of cheeseburgers with a gnome screaming "Get this beta shit off of me!" is something you'd only see here and is exactly why I love this channel
Gotta admit it is very faithful to the common modded Left 4 Dead 2 experience. If you don’t know, there’s a weird problem where changing the spitter’s model always causes weird issues for people. Most notably refusing to load the game whatsoever. He really put in work with these edits.
@@imagineexisting2493 It likely depends on hardware you use and also just plain luck, but yeah, swapping the model always ran the risk of bricking your game until it was removed.
Piano girl is my new favourite Badger NPC the lack of "enthusiasm to live" and sarcastic piano twangs fills me with both happyness and genuine concern for badgers Green screen scripts
Normal people's 4am nightmare comfort: *soft rain ambience with a bedtime story read with a delicate melodious voice* My 4am nightmare comfort: THIS MUHFUCKA EATIN BEANS!! *incessant gunshots*
I don't think I was prepared to see Jotaro, saving himself from a smoker, killing a roblox character with a axe, then fighting off a horde of cheeseburgers with a fucking gnome.
Heavenly screaming “GET THIS BETA SHIT OFF ME!! AAAAAAAAA-” is so fucking hilarious and is probably the most accurate thing he’s said while being a character
I found a mod that turns the Jockey into the Nostalgia Critic. It just fits way too well. The maniacal laughter, the witty remarks in the distance, and the creepy giggling as he rides you is just perfect.
"I have jammed my game with so many mods" ah a man of culture. Yes i preffer having velociraptors fight off the minecraft FNAF hordes using cats, monkey bombs, old spice gernade launchers. Faced with horrors like shrek, slenderman, and pink guy. Let's not forget the horde sound of the duck army.
Meanwhile there’s me that uses more serious mods like infected variety mods for more realism (by variety I mean like different outfits and appearances and stuff)
I remember watching Badger's oooold videos years ago when he had like 100k subs. Recently came back like "I wonder if this guy is still making videos." And holy shit, I have never been so proud of a total stranger, this is so good.
@@dimitrikemitsky been watching him since the BF3 days, really amazing to see how far the channel has come, millions of views on every video, so proud of him lol
The run through the suger cane field was spooky. But the return trip as the huricane floods the first 3 maps casting the whole place in hazy darkness and deafening wind was the scariest shit to play alone on as a kid. Only had it on xbox so no mods to lighten the blow. Had the game for years but had never played that map before and knew nothing of it. Needless to say it put the other maps to shame in scary. Even ld1 maps sit behind it imo. Ok I'm done
This video was already hilarious. But I finally understand Badger’s perspective after finally playing the game myself, first unmodded, then modded. By the end of the night, my team was Deadpool with the doom super shotgun, 2B with the Leviathan Axe, Fortnite Thanos with a Chaingun, and Terminal Montage Mario with the Smith & Weston 500…
@@2bdefault16x How does that make sense? Women reach full sexual maturity usually around 14. Of course, it's a fucking horrible idea to become a parent that young, but it's physically possible, and we're talking about the zombie apocalypse, many bad ideas are good ideas in that context
10:07 Seeing Sans with a shotgun jumping off a second story building calling out “Smoker!” in a middle-aged, low-pitched African American voice will forever live on in my mind rent-free
This reminds me of the Fallout 4 perk that tells you “You’re not stupid, just….different” Also I salute you for making a video out of every meme imaginable
@@Ragged_V it randomly gives you 3x (later 5x) the amount of experience for any action that would give you experience, and the lower your Intelligence, the higher chance it has to occur
Just the fact that at the end, Heavenly literally flexed his Sigma Male grindset by immediately killing a smoker, fighting off angry hoards of cheeseburgers all by himself, rescuing Chompsky the garden gnome, and killing a Tank with nothing but a fire axe, and then escaping is truly a Sigma Male Grindset for sure, dawg (Edit: Also, thank you all for 369 likes, I didn’t think I’d get this many 😅)
@@toedmushroom9509 That wasn't even me killing them that was my stand STAR PLATINUM! *Badger talking while Star Platinum is killing zombies yelling ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
Only in Left 4 dead 2 can I play as Sumire Yoshizowa, as I get mugged by foxy the pirate, while 3 other residents from resident evil run over to help me out, as we also hear the kool aid man tank yelling "awh yeah," while we hear Peter Griffin the witch crying in the far distance, it's a fever dream and I think we all live for it LMAO!
Heavenly singlehandedly fighting off a horde of cheeseburgers while holding a gnome and screaming had me in physical pain I know it's not for everyone, but I'd love to see you guys pummelling the shit out of eachother in versus mode too
When Badger does a sponsored ad I actually watch it cause he's so funny, unlike normal ads, where I die inside as I wait for the timer to go up so I can skip it!
Bruh like when Badgers talking about it it’s obvious he actually cares and that the sponsor did something to make him genuinely interested. So its a great sales pitch. th-cam.com/video/UQLF77kp4V8/w-d-xo.html
Everything in this video perfectly explains all the things that Back 4 Blood is missing (character personality, music cues for special infected, mod support, etc) and why L4D2 is still the GOAT! Also it was hilarious as well.
@@PuddleStew not to mention b4b's director isn't great and will fuck you over at any given oppurtunity L4D's was good because it knew when to calm down a little, B4B's just says "die" and throws every single special they can at you
I lost my freaking mind at Heavenly just beating the shit out of all those burgers while struggling to get into the damn helicopter. That was amazing. "COME HERE, CHOMPSKI!!!"
He somehow missed the best charger replacer: Terry Crews with sound replacer. Man literally comes hurtling through and carrying me off the map like "PA-PA-PA-PA POWER"
This is my favourite video out of any video on TH-cam I’ve seen it over 20 times and it feels good every time this is the reason I bought left 4 dead 2 thank you for giving me that opportunity with just one video man
I love Badger, because even if his playing in one of the most popular game, that is 10 years old, he still gonna explain it to you, just in case you're that one person that hasn't played it. Brilliant
For those who don't know, you can also mod the sound effects and music. I made it so that when the Hunter leaps it lets out Tobey Maguire's scream from Spider-Man 2, and when you're racing to the evacuation at the end of the match it plays the 28 Days Later theme.
Trololol song for the tank Beavis dialogue for the jockey - so good. Terry Crews old spice for the charger. I forget what vanilla sound effects are for specials.
As a Georgian the “I run into the three people in Georgia not carrying a gun” is so hysterical because every man around 40 here has a gun on them all the time
Badger, ngl, I was in a bad and sad mood because of my college bill but seeing you down a Yoshi with a Smith & Wesson and the whole video as a whole made my night. Thank you for the content you create from the bottom of my heart!
The hunter being a cloaker makes so much sense, because: both can leap out of the most unexpected places, both are fast as fuck, and both of them have the scariest sounds out of any enemy in thier own respective games.
Download now for FREE: operagx.gg/TheRussianBadger
Hi
Finally you played left 4 dead 2
Bet, will do
Not opera GX oh god
Nice
Nick: "I'm going to beat you so bad your sister is going to wish she never gave birth to ya."
I had no idea that was a line in the game.
~SWAEET HOAM AL' A-BA MUH~
It’s one of the new ones they added with the last stand update.
@@bunnythehutt2148 That would explain it. It's been a million years since I played it last. That is one thing I like about Valve they'll update the shit out their older games years later, sometimes for no reason.
@@lewisvargrson sad tf2 noises
I spat out my cereal when I heard it
"Y'all built different, I'm built incorrectly, I'm just wrong" that's a yearbook quote
"I should not exist"
It's the perfect yearbook quote
that’s gonna be mine
Built stupid
Yall built different, Im built stupid. Makes me wish I had a yearbook to put in a quote for that
"Thank you Pickleous Cage"
"You're welcome, citizen"
Truly beautiful line
Pickolas Cage Wit da Karambit. Wat Will he do?
You laik mai knife?
Yes
@@featdirty1127 that translates to “do you like knives?”
Pickleous cage truly a magnificent sight
8:45 the way Heavenly said that joke made him sound like a dad and I love it
Badger is litterally just a budget animation studio at this point, and I love it
It's more of an improv comedy theater, considering the mocap
His mo-cap suit makes it all come togeather.
Plus it’s LOOT goblin.
I was skeptical of the animations, but now its like, the best possible evolution of his cracked ass humor lol
What if he made a cinematic?
The Badger cinematic universe.
Love you buddy!
Hello. Mr narrator
NARRATOR?
Didn’t think YOU would be here
Narrator senpai
Whoa crossover
Fun Fact Bagder: All special infected in game are programmed to instantly die to a melee strike except for Chargers, Witches, and Tanks. Melee weapons all do 250 dmg. If you hit a charger in the head with a melee it will also instantly kill them.
Also Pepsi Launchers do triple damage to tanks on direct hits. Tanks also take less damage from shotguns due to them being pellet based weapons against a giant wall of muscle and flesh running at you. My favorite mod is Terry Crews charger sounds.
Weapon bashes too or just specifically melee weapons?
@@fishbiscuit8266 just melee weapons
weapon bashes are probably the least efficient way to push out damage. the default pistol does more damage than a gun butt to a zombie
Bruh Terry Crews yeetting old spice at me was the scariest shit ever. Well maybe behind a dozen Dr. Zoidberg lifeless eyes watching me in the dark.
This is also like 7 fun facts.
fuck guns we need fuckin war hammers
"You know the thing I like the most about your stories? The sound they make when they stop."
I'm definitely using that 😂
4:14 "thats like saying the Mona Lisa is just a sculpture"
This line is golden
That's like saying, jImMy gIBs iS jUsT A dRiVer
That's like saying , the girl on the bridge is just a little pretty
You know what I like about your stories Ellis? The sound they make when they stop.
That’s when you know he’s stupid he called the MONA LISA a SCULPTURE…INSTEAD OF A PAINTING
@@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas *perddy
Why is no one talking about Larry the Lobster as the Charger? That’s probably the best mod.
“LIVIN LIKE LARRY!”
In the distance: “barnacles”
"Observe" - Larry
I AM LARRYYY
barnacles
I was distracted by the Amoogus
LIVIN LIKE LARRY
I love how badger has the ability to mocap a military soldier in 4k and then decides to walk around as polygon Spiderman from PS1.
Only goes up to 1440p for me
Are we going to ignore badge mocaping hitomi
@@surferjosh98 No.
This vid is one of badgers most mocapped and modded vids
Did u see the whitty?
@@marlibeshaj1069 you on mobile? mobile only allows up to your phones resolution.
13:48 I love this edit, captioning the quote that named the clip with its file name feels exactly like when you save something cuz you know it's absolute gold
I feel like the chaotic energy that the team has accumulated over the years has reached its peak with this monstrosity
You have mistaken, it is an indefinitely escalating amount of choatic energy that exponentially increases each video that appears on this channel
Enjoy your 69th like.
Wrong its not even at the peak
The previous video on halo reach foreshadowed the chaos these guys are about to do in later videos
And now they will probably go "plus ultra" to spite you
"You call that thing a 'whirlybird' one more time, I'll beat you so bad, your sister's gonna wish she never gave birth to ya"
Sweet merciful Buddha, that is one of the greatest lines I've ever heard.
LMAO YESSS the nostalgia ahh ;(
I loved it when m rated games weren't pandering to 5 year olds
Heavenly just having a fucking seizure and screaming, "Get this beta shit off me!" has got to be peak Russian Badger content
" S I G M A M A L E "
And the great thing is that wasn’t him it was his stand star platinum
Is Jolyne the gnome.
@@matijasostojic4288 Heavenly named the gnome 'Chompski' i think. Unsure of how it's spelt, though it's pronounced how I spelt it.
(Jolyne is Jotaro's daughter btw)
@@Razorlight3 i meant was he refering to the gnome as Jolyne.
I loved it in the 7:05 of the video when the Cloaker went flying. Now, where is your safe house cloaker 😂
It's cloaker.
Jotaro beating the shit out of cheeseburgers with a gnome screaming "Get this beta shit off of me!" is something you'd only see here and is exactly why I love this channel
Agreed
@@BarryTheSeagull indeed
You might see it in jojo
Well we can all say Jojo had a Bizarre adventure.
And he one shot a roblox character on steroids.
I love how badger is Talking about how opera will prevent your pc from setting on fire
Two videos later he talks about how his pc caught on fire
Wait
When?
@@jidk6565 in his newest tabg vid he talks at the end about how his pc lit on fire when he played battle field 2042
This is a surprisingly good browser that i use
@@megus4372 AND in his 2042 vid he explained how exactly that happened
What video did the chrome joke came out on?
So no ones going to talk about the fact that heavenly has ascended from being a cacodemon to the doom slayer.
Character development
And what about ottis having udders when he is a male
@@goldendragongaming3935 that's just cannon
@@goldendragongaming3935 A SIGMA MALE*
@@goldendragongaming3935 ottis is canonically trans, there is even a line alluding to it in the movie.
13:29
something about all these goofy ass models for the special infected, then just the normal ass spitter just adds to the chaos of the experience.
Gotta admit it is very faithful to the common modded Left 4 Dead 2 experience. If you don’t know, there’s a weird problem where changing the spitter’s model always causes weird issues for people. Most notably refusing to load the game whatsoever. He really put in work with these edits.
@@lambskrit2236 wait, really? i’ve genuinely never had that problem.
@@imagineexisting2493 It likely depends on hardware you use and also just plain luck, but yeah, swapping the model always ran the risk of bricking your game until it was removed.
1:38
The fact that me and a group of friends literally ditched our prom dates to go home and play Left 4 dead 2 is fucking hilarious
Chad
Gigachad energy
You sir are a champion
Well I have prom in a few months guess it’s booked now
You are the man of culture
13:50
Hearing *”chocolate?!”* followed by five shotgun blasts then “ain’t no thang” is the highlight of the video for me
Did somebody say "chocolate!?!?!?"
And he doing it while in static pose is cherry on top
“ain’t no thang”
"Y'all are built different, I'm just built incorrectly." Was my favorite line, I think.
Built wrong
@@witchhusband5447 I should not exist
Al the way to 28:00
@@technosauruswrex thanks
We can rebuild him properly. We have the instruction manual.
“BAIN I DIDNT DOWNLOAD SOURCE BAIN IM STUCK” got me laughing so hard on the floor
Nick: We got a boomer
Louis: Oh man, sounds like a Boomer!
Soldier: B O O M E R
I love that soldier line and I don't know why
I have never heard a combine soldier say boomer and I'm disappointed that I never have.
@@SpookyGhost15 Iirc they say “Boomer” instead of grenade.
Boomer?
@@Xplainn93 Nah, I think they say “Bouncer” for enemy grenades and “Extractor” for theirs. Boomer I think is for Airwatch or another code
Badger: Can't believe I shot Yoshi with a Smith Wesson 500.
Also Badger: **Does it again**
He's not appalled at the fact that he did it. He was surprised by the fact that he ever got the opportunity.
@@drasticplastic1218
I agree. 100% while im cooking a pizza roll on my PS4.
@@RoyalRaineI saw someone cook a steak on a ps4
If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9
If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9
Piano girl is my new favourite Badger NPC the lack of "enthusiasm to live" and sarcastic piano twangs fills me with both happyness and genuine concern for badgers Green screen scripts
Who is she btw
@@axiom4900 Meryl Silverburgh from Metal Gear Solid.
Got me SIMPIN dog 😩😩😩
Specifically the version from Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots.
I, for one, welcome to Bajur's NPCFamily the "I'm done with life but I still play some tunes Chick"
May long be her reign!!
Normal people's 4am nightmare comfort: *soft rain ambience with a bedtime story read with a delicate melodious voice*
My 4am nightmare comfort:
THIS MUHFUCKA EATIN BEANS!! *incessant gunshots*
I don't think I was prepared to see Jotaro, saving himself from a smoker, killing a roblox character with a axe, then fighting off a horde of cheeseburgers with a fucking gnome.
I lost it when Heavenly said "GET THIS BETA SHIT OFF ME, AAAAAHHHHH!"
@@diegoguerrero9438 Same here. It makes it even better that you have him smashing two Cheeseburgers to death as he says it lol.
Average part 3 episode
I mean. It isssssssss his bizarre adventure.
While calling said gnome Jolyne
Game Devs: “Why do people only stay on our games for 1-2 years? They took 7 years to develop…”
Valve: “Green subscribe button…”
Valve makes good games.
The life blood of all valve games
Legit what Bethesda did and people wonder why Skyrim is being sold for the 4th time.
(badger concerning cloaker)
DAMN THE RIVER GOT EM
@@memelescream4796 Not today.
Badger: "Thanks Spider-Man from Playstation 1."
Spider-Man: "Everybody gets one. Tell him Sanic."
Sanic: "Apparently everybody gets one."
Bingo!
Heavenly screaming “GET THIS BETA SHIT OFF ME!! AAAAAAAAA-” is so fucking hilarious and is probably the most accurate thing he’s said while being a character
I found a mod that turns the Jockey into the Nostalgia Critic. It just fits way too well. The maniacal laughter, the witty remarks in the distance, and the creepy giggling as he rides you is just perfect.
DEAR LORD PLEASE SEND ME A LINK
LINK. NOW.
creepy giggling as he rides you
I made the jockey Beavis. He has cornholio lines.
@@edschramm6757 what have you created
"I have jammed my game with so many mods" ah a man of culture. Yes i preffer having velociraptors fight off the minecraft FNAF hordes using cats, monkey bombs, old spice gernade launchers. Faced with horrors like shrek, slenderman, and pink guy. Let's not forget the horde sound of the duck army.
*🅱️🅰️IN!!!* 🤯😡🤯😡😡🤯😡🤯😡🤯 *🅱️🅰️IN!!!!* 😂😂 it's soo funny
Pawerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@@Domart101 what.
Meanwhile there’s me that uses more serious mods like infected variety mods for more realism (by variety I mean like different outfits and appearances and stuff)
And mini nukes from fallout that scream that's a THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!!! when you fire them
“Jarvis, ready the glock”
“Excellent choice. Loading Glock-19”
XD
Honestly that'd fit way more with War Machine.
10:32 YOU'RE BORING ME SPIDER MAN (proceeds to commit aggravated assault)
"your sister's gonna wish she never gave birth to ya"
One of the funniest quotes of all time
3:32 and also yes (timestamp to find it)
Absolutely the best quote of the video.
a l a b a m a
meh
yea if your 12 maybe.
Can we just appreciate how far badger has come not only in his editing and animating, but with his channel as well?
I remember watching Badger's oooold videos years ago when he had like 100k subs. Recently came back like "I wonder if this guy is still making videos."
And holy shit, I have never been so proud of a total stranger, this is so good.
@@dimitrikemitsky yeah I remember watching him in the days of Badgerfield 4, he's come a long way
Sad to see the r6 gameplay stop but that game went to shiiii years ago /:
@@isaac4k168 my god it took me this long to realize the last russianbadge r6 video was 10 months ago. Damn
@@dimitrikemitsky been watching him since the BF3 days, really amazing to see how far the channel has come, millions of views on every video, so proud of him lol
After watching Brickys L4D2 video it's nice seeing a well deserved game getting some love 😀
Back 4 Blood is so good
Nice to see you here Iron
I guess you ain't wrong it is quite good
You are inevitable.
Never thought id see you here
Heavenly actually became jotaro at the end there…like brutal beating, war cry, saying jolyen is leaving with him, full jotaro manifestation.
“Master Chief, mind telling me what you’re doing on that helicopter?”
“Sir, saving this gnome”
"Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing with those cookies?"
"Sir, getting baked."
I liked my area code. Cover me I'm going to Wal Mart XP
He'll yeah
Imma ganome and you have been gnoooommeddd
Mind telling me what your doing in that discord server sir, grooming
Honestly, the Hard Rain mission was a goddamn horror movie. Stealthing past witches while shooting zombies is legit scary.
Guess you could say that it's a
*Witch Hunt*
You stuck past the witches?
I just shot at them immediately because I was playing with a friend
The run through the suger cane field was spooky. But the return trip as the huricane floods the first 3 maps casting the whole place in hazy darkness and deafening wind was the scariest shit to play alone on as a kid.
Only had it on xbox so no mods to lighten the blow.
Had the game for years but had never played that map before and knew nothing of it. Needless to say it put the other maps to shame in scary. Even ld1 maps sit behind it imo.
Ok I'm done
I fuckong hated that stage
And the hurricane wasn't just reducing vision. It actually made hearing a nightmare as well.
26:19 “Why do you have an mp40?”
“Why don’t you?”
That is lifes most difficult question.
Real question ...
wHy aInT tHeY uSiNg tHe wInNy?!?!
@@alanbrown901 oh shit
cus its round two and i dont have 1300 points
@@shazoch ROKKIE NUMBERS
@@michaeljwetzel5043 yeah I suck at zombies
My highest is round 22 on kino
10:41 I love the Charger and what people call him. My favorite is when someone said “The Charger turned a hand job into a hand career”
4:06
The chemistry between those characters are hilariously perfect, they compliment each other just enough
Nick’s asinine quotes are forever *GOATed*
Aren’t they brothers?
@@pantzrat6273 no
"Y'know what I like best about your stories, Ellis? The sound they make when they stop." 😂
mate, the gnome is NECCESARY, that achievement is the wall between ordinary gamers and absolute chads
when the anime girl blew a kiss to badger it was probably him mocaping it so he just blew a kiss to himself lol. everone is him
574 likes only 1 reply we'll make it 2 comments
To turn from absolute chad to a giga chad. Don’t ever drop the gnome. Bust your way through with the gnome as your weapon
Is it official that Whitty is always standing nearby in left 4 dead
@@DJ_Kuri that way It is NEVER your fault
"Yeah I died bc Its impossible to kill with a push"
Its flawless
Me: "Man these edibles ain't shit"
30 minutes later...
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
BRUHHH
This video was already hilarious. But I finally understand Badger’s perspective after finally playing the game myself, first unmodded, then modded.
By the end of the night, my team was Deadpool with the doom super shotgun, 2B with the Leviathan Axe, Fortnite Thanos with a Chaingun, and Terminal Montage Mario with the Smith & Weston 500…
I can see that and the Mario is the best one iny mind
8:54 Heavenly's jokes, chuckles, and anxiety screams are amazing. 10/10 will not die alone.
I want Badger to do TF2. He's used their assets for years and that game is def his kind of crazy.
Agreed
No
@@leonardo9259 ur no
He has streamed it before. But only for a little bit. And I think he mains that Pyro guy, or whatever you call that guy with the flamethrower.
@@PassTheMic2006 flamethrower guy is simply Pyro
Badger turned himself into mods and I shit you not valve, that’s some of the funniest and cursed shit I’ve ever seen
Mine was Otis vs the Weston bone crusher… spoilers the bone crusher wins.
Watching jotaro beat the shit outta cheeseburgers and a roblox man with gnome was that funny and cursed shit
@Sonia Camel's🍑🍒
Your journey ends here, spambot.
Viper's got you in the pipe, 5x5.
@@pantommy get the s&w 500 in here so we can take ouy the spambot.
@@pantommy this is what I like to see
He should've included the mod that turns the Jockey into Gollum. Him riding your head while screaming "MY PRECIOUS!!!" is freaking hilarious! XD
"Ya'll built different, I'm built wrong"
That's gonna be my senior quote
DO ITTTT
Senior quote? Thats my life’s description 😂😂
th-cam.com/video/UQLF77kp4V8/w-d-xo.html
Did you do it?
The fact that Heavenly refers to Chompski as Jolyne while trying to save him is so damn funny to me.
Clearly, Badger and his crew are well versed in their JoJo lore
i mean he runs the jotaro skin
Yessss
Jotaro being in this game made it a funnier video
21:03 You can hear the moment Badger's brain was flushed by the way he slurs into "shut the fuck up" after hearing Amogus
i'm glad i'm not the only one who noticed that lol
0:53 YOU CALL THAT A GAME,WE CALL THAT CHANGE IT NOW!
“rochelle is probably the only woman left on earth!”
zoey:”am i a joke to you?”
Zoey is not a women. Zoey is a sniper rifle on legs.
@@imperielgenecist1317 lmao
Maybe he said that because Rochelle is the only mature women which they can repopulate the world and zoey is just a university sniper girl
@@2bdefault16x How does that make sense? Women reach full sexual maturity usually around 14. Of course, it's a fucking horrible idea to become a parent that young, but it's physically possible, and we're talking about the zombie apocalypse, many bad ideas are good ideas in that context
@@filmandfirearms after thinking about it a bit more I realize that was stupid but I think badger has a point
Fun fact: in the payday universe, the mission no mercy either prevents or starts the entire Left 4 Dead storyline
Bain talking to the left 4 ded crew,
Bill the generator go get it
Wait really?!
Is there a theory on this
@@SomethingBoutEclipse you literally steal the virus in that heist. And it's used in game.
Well. It's not canon but you can believe it with enough lack of caring.
4:24 *Gun Blast*
You know what I like best about your stories, Ellis...
The sound they make, when they stop!
10:07 Seeing Sans with a shotgun jumping off a second story building calling out “Smoker!” in a middle-aged, low-pitched African American voice will forever live on in my mind rent-free
Badger: makes joke about 40K
GW: Brother get the lawyer, THE HEAVY LAWYER
It’s just a terminator with a law degree
This reminds me of the Fallout 4 perk that tells you “You’re not stupid, just….different”
Also I salute you for making a video out of every meme imaginable
please tell me what does that perk do I feel its so random
so whats new?
@@Ragged_V Idiot Savant.
@@Ragged_V it randomly gives you 3x (later 5x) the amount of experience for any action that would give you experience, and the lower your Intelligence, the higher chance it has to occur
@@drivanradosivic1357 its an annoying ass perk due to the noise but the xp tho
“It’s Charles ent. Cheese the THIRD, the first one died in the war put some RESPECT on his name”
😂😂😂cracking up 😂 What about the second?😂😂😂
Died in the second war on pizza hut
I just love Badger makes vids about good games no matter if they're (old)isch or "new". just fun, chaos and good friends. top tier content.
i love my games being isch
@@Cane1714 like which one?
If you don’t mind me asking.
@@jbgaming3221 yes
He should do fo3 he’s done new Vegas and he should fo4 again
A sentence no one has ever spoken: "I killed Otis from Back in the Barnyard with a min wear asiimov M4"
As god intended
Just the fact that at the end, Heavenly literally flexed his Sigma Male grindset by immediately killing a smoker, fighting off angry hoards of cheeseburgers all by himself, rescuing Chompsky the garden gnome, and killing a Tank with nothing but a fire axe, and then escaping is truly a Sigma Male Grindset for sure, dawg
(Edit: Also, thank you all for 369 likes, I didn’t think I’d get this many 😅)
He knew that the mindset to a grind set was the true power of this game. He is definitely sigma male right there
He wasn't grinding his game skills, he was grinding the power of his *stand*
@@nukeboy7159 this is part 9
Jotaro abandons his friends. And wins!
@@aspiringadonis1253 part 9 heavenly kujo abandons his friends for a gnome
Really fun watching you talk about playing the game and putting animations over game footage rather than just showing the game footage.
Fun fact: Nick is voiced by Hugh Dillon: lead singer of the Canadian rock band, the Headstones. Just figured I'd throw that out there.
Nice
Really? Damn, now I gotta look some tunes up!
Cool.
And you might recognize him from police show Flashpoint or the movie Wind River.
@@MaxwellAerialPhotography Yes, Flashpoint was definitely one of my favorite shows back in the day. Hell, it still is!
Seeing Jotaro kill hoards of zombies with a garden gnome and screaming for jolyne was the best experience i've witnessed
Same, peak of the video
@@toedmushroom9509 That wasn't even me killing them that was my stand STAR PLATINUM! *Badger talking while Star Platinum is killing zombies yelling ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
J O L Y N E
24:19 for full clip
25:06 for jotaro killing an entire horde
Tyler1 would be proud.
I fucking died at Heavenly freaking out on the Hospital roof.
“C’MERE CHOMPSKY! WE ARE LEAVING!”
“GET THIS BETA SHIT OFF ME”
That wasn’t the hospital roof it was the dark carnival stage
@@robynhaeber2411 oh… sorry it’s been a while since I’ve played Left for Dead 2
@@emberproductions8841 the hospital is from L4D the first game while dark carnival is from the second
I've been awping all day
Only in Left 4 dead 2 can I play as Sumire Yoshizowa, as I get mugged by foxy the pirate, while 3 other residents from resident evil run over to help me out, as we also hear the kool aid man tank yelling "awh yeah," while we hear Peter Griffin the witch crying in the far distance, it's a fever dream and I think we all live for it LMAO!
"Yeah, i'll swing on 'em."
*half a second later just screams*
23:52
You are so
Incredibly
GONE.
“You are so…incredibly…GONE…”
Heavenly Sounded like R2D2
@@NebulaMoony LMAO
Yeah, I'll swing on 'em
*WooAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!*
Heavenly singlehandedly fighting off a horde of cheeseburgers while holding a gnome and screaming had me in physical pain
I know it's not for everyone, but I'd love to see you guys pummelling the shit out of eachother in versus mode too
Same tho dude I wanna watch them play versus
When Badger does a sponsored ad I actually watch it cause he's so funny, unlike normal ads, where I die inside as I wait for the timer to go up so I can skip it!
It's pretty much just Badger and Internet Historian. Jist about anyone else, I tune that ad out in a heartbeat.
Bruh like when Badgers talking about it it’s obvious he actually cares and that the sponsor did something to make him genuinely interested. So its a great sales pitch.
th-cam.com/video/UQLF77kp4V8/w-d-xo.html
@@WolfHreda I would add Pyrocynical to that list as well his ads are great
3:00 end of the sponsor segment. You're welcome :D
Dude heavenly’s bit about being a sigma male actually had me on the floor laughing
Deadass lmao I’m fucking crying
BRUH, I fucking stood up and saluted to that man GOD BLESS THAT FUCKING LEGEND
That bit is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a Badge video it’s fucken great
Everything in this video perfectly explains all the things that Back 4 Blood is missing (character personality, music cues for special infected, mod support, etc) and why L4D2 is still the GOAT! Also it was hilarious as well.
That because it's just cod zombies but with a campaign
b4b vs r6 extraction
I feel like the characters in B4B have a lot of personality, they all have their charm I feel
I hate that all the specials kind of look the same. They're all a random grey blob with some orange glowy weakspots.
@@PuddleStew not to mention b4b's director isn't great and will fuck you over at any given oppurtunity
L4D's was good because it knew when to calm down a little, B4B's just says "die" and throws every single special they can at you
I lost my freaking mind at Heavenly just beating the shit out of all those burgers while struggling to get into the damn helicopter. That was amazing. "COME HERE, CHOMPSKI!!!"
Sigma male grid set lol
James lake
@@jakealmanza8616 Ahh...a fellow man of culture
I lost it at the T-posing payday part
this was funny though, but not as much as *BAIN! BAIN I DIDN'T DOWNLOAD SOURCE! BAIN!*
momento mori friend lol
14:45 man found the JK-47 from Enter the Gungeon
What workshop mod is that?
@ idk I don’t have the game
@@Axe-fs9ebfrick
Love the ref you made.
He somehow missed the best charger replacer: Terry Crews with sound replacer. Man literally comes hurtling through and carrying me off the map like "PA-PA-PA-PA POWER"
I've been using that shit for the 5 or 6 years I've played Left 4 Dead 2 and it's STILL funny.
@@blarghinatelazer9394 never gets old and I'll never switch it out.
@@ItMeStingley The satisfaction of hearing the "OH NOOOOO" when you take down a charger.
I think a Charger replacement came out recently where he's replaced by Lightning McQueen
that sounds amazing
Heavenly saying “ I don’t speak German nether”
Is somehow funny to me
5:39
Nether
I want my Money!
M O N E Y
"And please, please, please Games Workshop, don't sue me for making this joke"
*He is the chosen one, for he knows our plight.*
Cries in tts
@@daluckygit8019 anaesthetic required anaesthetic required anaesthetic required
XD
@@daluckygit8019 Stay strong, brother
Brother I am pinned here
This is my favourite video out of any video on TH-cam I’ve seen it over 20 times and it feels good every time this is the reason I bought left 4 dead 2 thank you for giving me that opportunity with just one video man
I love Badger, because even if his playing in one of the most popular game, that is 10 years old, he still gonna explain it to you, just in case you're that one person that hasn't played it. Brilliant
I am the one person who hasnt played it.
@@spacemarine9144 as am I
So there's at least three people who haven't played
Make that 4
“Why did y’all execute yoshi like that?”
*Because of his crimes against humanity,* obviously.
because he won't stop dodging his taxes.
the irs finally got them
I just like that that’s the answer to why Yoshi had to die. He didn’t do his taxes
Smg4 made this a thing oml
@@lil_rascal5235 And his unpayed traffic tickets.
For those who don't know, you can also mod the sound effects and music.
I made it so that when the Hunter leaps it lets out Tobey Maguire's scream from Spider-Man 2, and when you're racing to the evacuation at the end of the match it plays the 28 Days Later theme.
Everytime I pick up anything I get Louis saying "pills here" and when I finish a chapter I get the GTA SA mission complete song playing
Trololol song for the tank
Beavis dialogue for the jockey - so good.
Terry Crews old spice for the charger.
I forget what vanilla sound effects are for specials.
I love in a heart beat aka the best song for running
The 28 days later theme sounds like an awesome experience.
I run SMB Super Show Bowser as my tank and hearing his quotes while fighting the tank never ceases to make me chuckle.
You are one of the best TH-camrs there are I am surprised you don’t have over 100million subscribers I love ya man
As a Georgian the “I run into the three people in Georgia not carrying a gun” is so hysterical because every man around 40 here has a gun on them all the time
Kinda sounds like Texas tbh 🤣
RIGHT!?
@@K1ngSc0ut24 as a texan i can say that yes
As it should be...
based
"every bodies gangster until Arthur is fanning Thanos with a Winchester"
He's a little confused but has the spirit.
Let’s take this moment to appreciate that we had Badger motioncapturing as Dead or Alive girls.
8:59 POV: SMii7Y when you don't drink GamerSupps.
Never thought I’d need Isaac Clarke capping yoshi with a s&w 500
how could you forget the bone crusher part
Same man, that and having a PS1 Spiderman fucking up Kermit with a mossberg
This game always was fun with my brother, just him chucking gas cans down to me while screaming that there’s so many zombies, thanks badger
I swear, one of my friends made the tank be a *buff Paimon* and I've never been more terrified of watching him play the game
I need that mod P L E A S E
@@williammayhand3199 Imma ask him and see if I can get an answer to that-
I have the Raiden shogun theme for when the tank arrives, and my tank is reskined as the Ursa major from RWBY
my tank is just Shrek, my witch, however, is the robot devil
My tank is the Kool aid man always saying oh yeah
This was my frist russian badger video and now I've decided this is one of my favorite channels.
We gotta make this a meme:
* Asks for rum and coke *
"Is Pepsi okay?"
* Has existensial crisis *
*internal death noises*
it ndeeds to be a meme
Doom Guy holding Otis at gun point is surprisingly not the last thing I’d expect in a Badger thumbnail
What is?
Badger, ngl, I was in a bad and sad mood because of my college bill but seeing you down a Yoshi with a Smith & Wesson and the whole video as a whole made my night. Thank you for the content you create from the bottom of my heart!
Hope your day gets better.
NOICE
This video speaks for its self
The hunter being a cloaker makes so much sense, because: both can leap out of the most unexpected places, both are fast as fuck, and both of them have the scariest sounds out of any enemy in thier own respective games.