TACTICALLY NUKING MARS | Warface
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Conro - Stars: • Stars
TWO BADGER VIDEOS IN ONE WEEK??
Well don't mind if I McFuckin do...
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Nut
a sponsored Badger video???! how rare
Wow...
It’s nutting time now boys
What makes the “Silence, Corporal!” even more hilarious is that the rank of General in the army is the 2nd highest rank in the army, while corporal is roughly the third lowest.
As an uneducated person in anything-army.
What comes after general? bigger general? mega general? super general?
@@hisokamorow6709 i believe it is colonel but i may be wrong
@@ellismatthews9244 Colonel is lower than General lol
@@hisokamorow6709 actually it's netter then that. It's basically what you said but we use stars as the power level indicator. One star general, two star general, three star general, you get the point.
@@hisokamorow6709 basically yes, the number of stars increase. Starting at 1 star General (which would lead basically a large section of infrastructure,) to a 4 star General (which would be on council with the President or the ranking officer of the entire branch.)
(Note: Before everyone gets on my ass about the actual ranks, I’m former enlisted, we always just say “1 star” to “4 star,” unless it was Navy where we used the actual rank title for Admirals.)
"you don't need a spine, it's holding you back" was low key genius.
*your
Casey Wensnahan that’s the joke. You could really have it either way.
Edit: Nevermind. I just saw the clip again. But still, you could technically do the joke either way.
@@hashbrownselfie7524 good point.
that joke is from Kung Fury, nothing genius in stealing it
@@giampaolomannucci8281 do you have proof that they actually stole it instead of coming up with it on the spot?
"You can't just nuke a hole into the surface of mars!"
*Doom Slayer 100*
*BFG DIVISION INTENSIFIES*
@@05-redacted77 yes
well we see now where the slayer took inspiration from
only 100 cause its a nuke and not a death star level bfg
*observe*
TLDR: No the glock is not technically an LMG, as it’s in a “pistol” caliber so it would still be a sub machine gun
Light machine guns are named so relative to the guns in the trenches of WWI like the Lewis and maxim, so LMGs are rifle caliber machine designed to be used in a similar fashion to the WWI heavy machine guns “HMG” but also light enough to be transported and used by a single soldier.
SMG stands for “ Sub caliber Machine Gun” so a machine gun in a sub rifle caliber like 9x19 or 45 acp. However, a sub machine gun (or any firearm that is either full or semi auto) can still fill the same role as an LMG (sustained suppressive/covering fire) while not technically being classified as one
Hope this answers the question even though it will never be seen and isn’t completely unintelligible
Edit: what? A like? Why? Who ever did that might be clinically psychotic have a nice day
As a fellow gun nut, I wish to like
However at this time you are at 69 and I cannot bring myself to break it
🤓
Wait that's actually super interesting
@@AshTheQueenOfRodents 🤡
@@creakydabomb as I look back at this, fr
I'd hate to be those Blackwood soldiers and just hear the American Anthem slowly creeping up on them as they slowly lose contact with the people up front
Knock knock Blackwood!
_Who's th-_
*'MURICA!!!*
@@vahlok1426 FUCK YEAH!!!
No instead their hear team america fuck yeah slowly play
That was the most "American" rendition of the American Anthem I've ever heard.
@@acannibalpotato thanks
"There's a big crab-spider that we called Biggie Cheese."
*SHRED IT AND DREAD IT*
*LACTOSE ALWAYS COMES*
The giant enemy spider
@@lieutenantcoffee5410 XBOX SMASH
@@yeetusbeteetus6471 I joined the Marines
Question: *Am i immortal?*
@@lieutenantcoffee5410 depends, do you have a Nanosuit?
Badger: The worst rationale for anything ever: "They can't stop all of us"
The Soviet army during WWII: *laughs in mass produced poorly trained conscripts*
Soviet Calvary: laughs in mass trash tank production
Russian military In 2022: *Laughs in getting their asses handed to them by Ukrainian farmers and drones*
Russia against Ukraine be like: that worked so well last time lets do it again
Samuel: You can't just blow a hole in Mars
Doom Slayer and Badger: OBSERVE
Nobody:
TheRussianBadger: *Recommending literal war crimes because it takes less accuracy*
Benito *Swagolini*
Joseph stuntin
@@DariusTGF adolf dripler
lazy people find easier ways of doing hard tasks
It’s a war crime to shoot someone with an anti material rifle?
>Taps into enemy coms
>Hears them reading out your coordinates
>hears tactical nuke incoming
*chuckles I’m in danger*
Buckle up chuckle fucks
"Buckle up chuckle fucks its bout to go down" Best line ever said
I love how at the end when they're all singing, they get so loud that half of them dissolve into static
"...Its not everyday I blow up mars."
*Laughs in BFG 10000
*YOu cANt jUSt blOW a hOLe in tO the serFIs Of mARs*
John Davis Hehe BFG Go VRRRROOOOO
@@johndavis4194 haha bfg go BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
*laughs in 8 string guitar*
On Mars, killing other Robots
Badger: ROBO RECALL
RRROOOBBBOOO RRREEECCCAAALLL
Robo recall
“Violence isn’t an answer it’s a question and the answer is YES”
2:06 that has the same energy as markiplier's "SHUT UP NURSE"
God damn, it's been a while since I thought about that. Gotta play Surgeon Simulator again now.
Stalin: “they can’t stop all of us”
The entire Russian army: “hol up”
nicholas albaladejo same thing at d-day
nicholas albaladejo Finland: “laughs in winter war”
Technically he was right.
This aged poorly lol
@@laurenedenfield98 a RussianBadger video being topical? Never!
17:14 - 17:42
Literally can not get any more American than screaming the anthem and firing guns off randomly
Only if they eat 69 big mac and all get cardiac arrest
Only thing to make that scene better is if they were all hot chicks in bikinis with cheeseburgers in one hand, their guns in the other, and giant flag waving in the background mounted to a RAM pickup truck
@@zer0theultimate Why RAM?
@@jacobrobinson787 because if it was a Dodge the joke would never hit
Nobody ever mentions the "YEET" unfortunately
10:35 kirby when he finds a “special” copy ability
17:26 *Damn I wish I had friends who had fun like this*
17:15 the real american song
GOD BLESS MERICA
Badger's the most american canadian i've ever seen
Yeet
I wish they finished it though.
*YEET*
5 seds scream the Amercian Anthem while fucking enemy Seds
6:00
Gun nut here, no it doesn't qualify as an LMG sadly, but it counts as either a sub-compact rifle or a PDW
I think it'll be more of an SMG. As it is a fully automatic pistol-caliber gun.
S T R A P P E D
It's a glock with a 50 round mag... still a pistol. If you put a stock or pistol brace on it aswell, then It would classify as as a pdw
With it being full auto i feel it would fit as an SMG better then a sub-compact rifle. But we're in agreement about the PDW class, so I would say that's two votes for PDW
@@lilhomie6234 but in the configuration it has a longer barrel, so if it was semi auto it would be considered a pistol caliber carbine, so I feel that SMG would be more applicable, However we now have 3 votes for it being a PDW
8:05 One of the smoothest transitions ever
2:35 “Grouse: Me coming out of my room at 3am looking for cheese.” Is my by far my favorite quote from Grouse!
17:20 "This is the most American thing I've ever seen" Badger 2019 with 4 other guys while dumping rounds with LMGs and singing the American anthem.
CJ: 2012, here we go again
@@1lostmuffin You saw nothing
just edit it before the FBIs are here
@@pepperpepsi5644 Nah they too busy hunting Naruto runners
17:36
When you're so patriotic you break your mic
Reminded me of the MW mission no Russian
I love the fact clu is zooming around the map with a backpack full of cheetos and spines
“yOu cANt jUsT ShOOt a HoLE iN ThE surfacE OfF Mars” that dumb robot
Badger, you are a masterful entertainer and advertiser.
Yo actualy make this game look good
Ya its an alright game. The multiplayer is a disaster to say the least lol
the guns are a bit too P2W
yeah, I played this a while ago, it's kind of garbage, at least the PVP was heh
@@abyssalspecter93 there is no way to keep the spawn place safe at least when i played it. You can just camp there spawn and they can hardly do anything bout it
Badger could make Solitair look fun, tho.
Everyone but badger: oh say can you see
Badger solemnly quiet: oh Canada
Oh canada
Oh canada
How lovely are your beavers
Badger: 11:38
Me: but it seem to work at Normandy.
10:42 My day to night behavior explained in a few seconds
Badger: "I'm gonna nuke Mars."
Elon Musk: Makes sad Elon Musk noises
Elon Musk 2.0 replacement: Laughs in plan realized
Musk has talked about mass nuking the polar ice caps of Mars to warm up the planet and speed up the terriforming.
at least he can invest more in catgirls
“TACTICALLY NUKING MARS”
Doomguy: *HOLD UP* .
When they meet doom guy time to purge some liberals
*Doom slayer* dawg that's my job
(They Nuke Mars)
Doomguy: Jesus Christ I need a cigarette!!!
Doom Slayer: Actually not a bad idea
You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!
"They can't stop all of us" loads the 50 cal with fiery intent
*eyes glow rebellion
Playing this in VR would be REALLY meta.
*Reloads Glock 18 with malicious intent whilst screaming the national anthem*
God Bless America And This Comment
*AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE*
*AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE*
@@davidjrvs123 THE BOMBS BURTING IN AIR
*Cleans glock with malicious intent*
Nobody:
Badgers team: nukes mars
doomguy: *nearly crying * i'm so proud of this community
badgers team: *sings national anthem*
Oh my god that's accurate.
SILENCE CORPORAL
@adem 1133 nukes, demons, guns, and doom guy
Doomguy: they grow up so fast
*sheds tear under praetor suit*
Callme paps don't you mean doomslayers because there is More than one doomslayer
“free to play” *uses all the p2w guns* lol
Free to play, pay to win.
@@Ghostly3011 yessir
@@Ghostly3011 how many times do you get told about your profile picture?
I just had to change your like count from 69 to 70....... Sorry
The big iron shotgun us all ya need bud
Fun fact, any weapon can be considered an lmg if it has a large mag size and heavy barrel so yes with the right attachments a glock can be an lmg
Incorrect, because of the pistol caliber, or SUB-caliber, it would be a SUBmachine gun, not a LIGHT machine gun.
Badger: "The worst rationale for ever doing anything, ever: 'they can't stop all of us.' "
Stalin: "Gulag for you."
Fighter11244 Finland: “laughs in winter war”
@@dionjaywoollaston1349 lol, true. Although the Finns did lose the war, they managed to hold the Soviets.
Fighter11244 lost?
I thought it was a draw, I’m sure if simo hayha hadn’t woken up they might have kept going and won but instead they did the smart thing and called it quits before he became the first sniper in history to kill a thousand people not to mention how pissed he would have been, I don’t know about you but I would not want to face someone who has killed five hundred people and who got shot in the face with an exploding bullet and still survived
@@dionjaywoollaston1349 From what I hear, The Finns surrendered in the Winter War because their defenses were breached by the Soviets and because they might've been low on manpower (I'm unsure about the last reason). Because of this, they were forced to cede about 10% of their land, but were allowed keep their independence.
Fighter11244 yeah just enough for the soviets to bury their dead
Everyone: "Let's nuke Mars."
Mark Zuckerberg's species: "Why do I hear boss music?"
Is that why he went around America trying to
‘Understand people’? Holy shit....it all makes sense to me now....
Area 51: *laughs in 3000 rounds per minute*
Mars 51: *sweats in red planet*
Mark Zuckerberg is a fucking android tbh. Like, have you seen that man?
That man is a synth.
I still believe that Zuckerberg is just an automaton built by Elon Musk
Came in america
The entire Badger squad blasting people while screaming the American anthem at the top of their lungs was the ultimate blend between chaos and beauty.
Badger:*Nukes Mars*
ID software: Write that down! Write that down!
"I only use an LMG because I'm not allowed to carry a minigun."
- Warface Rifleman, 2019.
Well now you can carry a minigun with the new class
Badger: "Time to nuke the mars fellas"
Me: P R E F E R A B L E C O N T E N T
Why chase poon when you can bring doom
I love how skulker just sounds like Kirby whenever he screams
17:10 this should be how every military mission should be
“Y’all mind if I”
*SLAPS RED BUTTON*
What will you do if you see big red button? SMASH it without hesitation
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“the can’t stop all of us”
-Motto of the Soviet Union
If we keep throwing people at the bullets, eventually, they'll run out of bullets.
Well it worked ain't it? Lol
The bunker has a limited amount of volume in the meat grinder zone meaning if we throw enough bodies we can drown them in our own blood-imperial guard probably
They*
And the Imperial Guard.
(14:50)
And he just freezes like "aw shit,thats a gun"
"buckle up chucklefucks" is my favorite line ever
Blackwood: He can't kill us, he's a medic.
Badger: *SILENCE, LIBERAL*
MY SHROOOOOOMS
Earth: Let's go to Mars once Earth gets nuked
Badger: YO LETS NUKE MARS
Just live on the moon 4Head
Just live on the sun dumb dumbs
@@gnuoY on the moon are already moon-nazi
@@veshok7610 fine, then I'm living in a blackhole.
Badger: *sees dead body*
Badger: “TAKE SOME AMMO SOLDIER”
YOUR DUTY IS NOT DONE BROTHER!
samuel hayden: YOu CanT JuST ShOoT a HoLE In MarS
WATCH ME!! YO GENERAL, HOLD MY BEER!
*equips actual anti-matriel rifle
"I no longer fear pain" in deep atoumataed voice
normal mode fire starter- *YOU WILL*
Its funny how i couldn't do the voice so i went to google translate and made it do the voice
Sees video comes out 4 secs ago
Me: Says YES with his mouth closed
PRONOUNS, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
“You can’t just blow a hole into the surface of Mars” “haha nuke go *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* “
16:44 oh... Oh.... There it is
8:07
Okay, but let's just appreciate the smooth-as-shit editing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just now noticing that and yes. Badgers editing is the best I’ve seen of a number of TH-camrs.
Daaaaayyyuuuuummm
Oh my god that last chorus, just imagine the whole enemy team hearing that song sung badly as they're being lit up by gunfire. XD
Enemy team? They only played pve
@@BigBeerus the ai
the utterly chaotic Star Bangled Banner rendition at the end absolutely sold it for me
5:52 = an lmg is for sustained fire so u dont really need a 60rnd mag but just make sure the barrel is strong enough to handle the fast rpm
Badger the only dude to blow up mars and say BUCKLE UP CHUCKLE FUCKS
Famous last words
Yes
2:07 the "silence corporal!: guy sounds exactly like J Jonah Jameson
Carvichu well, it...it was
"I GOT BEANS, BULLTETS N BANDAIDS"
Made my day after a long ass night shift 🤣🤣🤣
I swear Russian Badger half the time is a game overview and also making videos of perfect comedy that will make you spray water through your nose. Like half the video is him explaining classes and aspects of the game or mission, and the other half is just pure and utter amazing bullshit. Way to go Badger!! We love you!!
8:06 that transition was so smooth
INO RIGHT AND NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT
Isa just a hard cut
I swear badger's favorite combination of words is "M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher"
15:54 when you wake up in the middle of the night and check your phone
That singing of the Star Spangled Banner was the most beautifully American song I've ever heard, the unrelenting gunfire really stuck it for me.
“My dad emptied my bank account”
Everyone: OOF
And i emptied mine int some school kids
the council has decided to grant you one yike
F
Bruh my single mum walked in when he said and then left
His dad emptied it on getting guns and stuff in this game
*driving cousin to airport*
*notification ding*
"Here we go again."
*pulls over*
haHAA
what? I don't get it.
Akaro Makasile the cousin may or may not have missed his flight😉
Akaro Makasile he stopes driving to watch the vid
My man said “pounding black wood”
“you cant just shoot a hole into the surface of mars” ~ samuel hayden
Bajur you and your boys should play Pavlov VR y’all would have so much fun I can already imagine what grouse is gonna do
fucking PLEASE
B A N G B A N G
Grouse is most likely gonna find a way to wield two automatic shotguns, Badger will try to dual wield dragons, Heavenly will try to 360 no scope and Clu will more likely try to knife everybody
But he already di-
Oh wait, I confused him with Soivet Womble and the ZF clan.
@@Alpha.Phenix Soviet hasn't uploaded for 84 years
17:15
No one:
Absolutely no one:
All 5 people In Warface: "Slowly cranks Volume up to *FULL AMERICAN FREEDOM* "
Enemy hears *MENACEIN MERICAN MUSIC* Americans HELLO PUSSIES PREPARE TO DIE
Can we appreciate that PERFECT transition at 8:06
12:28 introducing... the pocket A-10 warthog!
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Facebook: ThEy CaNt StOp AlL oF uS
Area 51 guard: [laughs in 3000 rounds per minute]
@Epic Rex Area 51 gaurd : [laughs in 12000 rounds per minute]
@Epic Rex nuke proceeds to bounce of alien forcefield into the kyles
Chase Finnegin A-10 Warthog: *Laughs in BRRRRRT*
Civs: they can't stop us all
A51 training Sargent: ok men we will be starting with grenade training
Laughs in AC130
he missed the part that in order to unlock these guns you need a PHAT bank accont cuz' you ain't getting these for free my boi
Ya he sponsored by my.com so maybe they gave him an account
"Battle Pass" is usually understood to mean "pay for this shit"...but then again there are a lot of stupid people out there so you're not wrong for clarifying for them.
@@tetrobro5182 The thing is the game economy is so utter shite you need like constant premium account running to be able to repair your gear so you can keep using it, or just pay 30bucks for new shit every week...that's one thing people should know but nobody will tell them about Warface...
@@Wanys123 I only use my good gear in PvE, and to get more currency I go into PVP with basic gear equipped. NOTE: For those not familiar, repair costs are equivalent to the cost of the gun/armor.
@@eisberg149 Lmao Warface is the literal definition of pay to win
Idc what it’s about, badger is always HELLA funny and I love watching him.
9:44 PURPLE GUY
Badger and company: Nukes Mars
General: Wtf man, Why u do dat
Badger: THE HERETICS MUST BE PURGED IN HOLY FIRE!!!!
Hereteks: purged
Mars: reclaimed
Faith: in the Omnissiah
Hotel: Trivago
BROTHER: I AM PINNED HERE
Emperor: *smiles in purging*
“Short range shotgun” as bajour BLAST a dude from 30 feet away...
It's almost like real life :3
"Medic's a defensive class, he can't kill people!"
Every Medic in Battlefield: I'mma do what they call a pro gamer move.
17:35 MY EARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The Omnissiah has blessed your mission. May the machine spirit never fail you.
Badger sees he’s teammate reload while not using a LMG
Badger: WhAt is tHiS HerEsy?
That's exactly how I run my rifleman class, except I only use an M60 to bring in the Rambo/Nam' vibe
5:30 im sorry my friend but no it is not an lmg if you have the right attachments and parts at minimum you can make an smg with a 60 round drum
Warface? That's what i call my acne infection.
Facade but from Discord,
D A N G
Wow I didn't know the 4th of July fell on the 22nd this year! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
“you can't just shot a hole into the surface of Mars” Badger
"they cant stop all of us" *laughs in 200 thousand rounds per minute*
* Death grips reference in a video*
"Ah, I see you are a man of culture aswell"
15:34 My favorite badger quote
8:06 that reload transition was **spot on**
11:36 “Bro they can’t stop all of us.”
Centurion C-RAM: “Say it again.”