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  • @Teebs_
    @Teebs_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11248

    TWO BADGER VIDEOS IN ONE WEEK??
    Well don't mind if I McFuckin do...

    • @Iamgudjoe
      @Iamgudjoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Upvote

    • @Sodzin
      @Sodzin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Nut

    • @kondratov8269
      @kondratov8269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      a sponsored Badger video???! how rare

    • @Krix_3
      @Krix_3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow...

    • @Wormy1271
      @Wormy1271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s nutting time now boys

  • @The.Sky.Driver
    @The.Sky.Driver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3786

    "you don't need a spine, it's holding you back" was low key genius.

    • @caseywensnahan3543
      @caseywensnahan3543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *your

    • @hashbrownselfie7524
      @hashbrownselfie7524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Casey Wensnahan that’s the joke. You could really have it either way.
      Edit: Nevermind. I just saw the clip again. But still, you could technically do the joke either way.

    • @caseywensnahan3543
      @caseywensnahan3543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hashbrownselfie7524 good point.

    • @giampaolomannucci8281
      @giampaolomannucci8281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      that joke is from Kung Fury, nothing genius in stealing it

    • @caseywensnahan3543
      @caseywensnahan3543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@giampaolomannucci8281 do you have proof that they actually stole it instead of coming up with it on the spot?

  • @lacquintinojohnson2440
    @lacquintinojohnson2440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5402

    I'd hate to be those Blackwood soldiers and just hear the American Anthem slowly creeping up on them as they slowly lose contact with the people up front

    • @vahlok1426
      @vahlok1426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      Knock knock Blackwood!
      _Who's th-_
      *'MURICA!!!*

    • @Skiergold
      @Skiergold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@vahlok1426 FUCK YEAH!!!

    • @notreallytomclancy
      @notreallytomclancy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      No instead their hear team america fuck yeah slowly play

    • @acannibalpotato
      @acannibalpotato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      That was the most "American" rendition of the American Anthem I've ever heard.

    • @notreallytomclancy
      @notreallytomclancy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@acannibalpotato thanks

  • @_bump__2505
    @_bump__2505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1830

    "There's a big crab-spider that we called Biggie Cheese."
    *SHRED IT AND DREAD IT*

    • @lieutenantcoffee5410
      @lieutenantcoffee5410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *LACTOSE ALWAYS COMES*

    • @thonk3566
      @thonk3566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The giant enemy spider

    • @yeetusbeteetus6471
      @yeetusbeteetus6471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lieutenantcoffee5410 XBOX SMASH

    • @lieutenantcoffee5410
      @lieutenantcoffee5410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@yeetusbeteetus6471 I joined the Marines
      Question: *Am i immortal?*

    • @yeetusbeteetus6471
      @yeetusbeteetus6471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lieutenantcoffee5410 depends, do you have a Nanosuit?

  • @NomadTheProtogen
    @NomadTheProtogen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    What makes the “Silence, Corporal!” even more hilarious is that the rank of General in the army is the 2nd highest rank in the army, while corporal is roughly the third lowest.

    • @hisokamorow6709
      @hisokamorow6709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      As an uneducated person in anything-army.
      What comes after general? bigger general? mega general? super general?

    • @ellismatthews9244
      @ellismatthews9244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@hisokamorow6709 i believe it is colonel but i may be wrong

    • @ninjalite7882
      @ninjalite7882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@ellismatthews9244 Colonel is lower than General lol

    • @mistersir8573
      @mistersir8573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@hisokamorow6709 actually it's netter then that. It's basically what you said but we use stars as the power level indicator. One star general, two star general, three star general, you get the point.

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@hisokamorow6709 basically yes, the number of stars increase. Starting at 1 star General (which would lead basically a large section of infrastructure,) to a 4 star General (which would be on council with the President or the ranking officer of the entire branch.)
      (Note: Before everyone gets on my ass about the actual ranks, I’m former enlisted, we always just say “1 star” to “4 star,” unless it was Navy where we used the actual rank title for Admirals.)

  • @chaoticanimation2509
    @chaoticanimation2509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    >Taps into enemy coms
    >Hears them reading out your coordinates
    >hears tactical nuke incoming
    *chuckles I’m in danger*

    • @ReeceyW
      @ReeceyW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Buckle up chuckle fucks

  • @PewTheToaster
    @PewTheToaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1138

    "...Its not everyday I blow up mars."
    *Laughs in BFG 10000

    • @johndavis4194
      @johndavis4194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *YOu cANt jUSt blOW a hOLe in tO the serFIs Of mARs*

    • @shinigami9851
      @shinigami9851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      John Davis Hehe BFG Go VRRRROOOOO

    • @ovoid_ovvie
      @ovoid_ovvie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johndavis4194 haha bfg go BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @joshwoodfill5812
      @joshwoodfill5812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *laughs in 8 string guitar*

  • @SmashCrafter321
    @SmashCrafter321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2919

    "You can't just nuke a hole into the surface of mars!"
    *Doom Slayer 100*

    • @05-redacted77
      @05-redacted77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      *BFG DIVISION INTENSIFIES*

    • @DrTran-cf4ih
      @DrTran-cf4ih 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@05-redacted77 yes

    • @fliaperossa4266
      @fliaperossa4266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      well we see now where the slayer took inspiration from

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      only 100 cause its a nuke and not a death star level bfg

    • @Squiddy3633
      @Squiddy3633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *observe*

  • @KingDerpy13
    @KingDerpy13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Badger: The worst rationale for anything ever: "They can't stop all of us"
    The Soviet army during WWII: *laughs in mass produced poorly trained conscripts*

    • @foxtrot4634
      @foxtrot4634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Soviet Calvary: laughs in mass trash tank production

    • @jamiehughes5573
      @jamiehughes5573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Russian military In 2022: *Laughs in getting their asses handed to them by Ukrainian farmers and drones*

    • @ravenprime5148
      @ravenprime5148 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Russia against Ukraine be like: that worked so well last time lets do it again

  • @andyman301
    @andyman301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    Nobody:
    TheRussianBadger: *Recommending literal war crimes because it takes less accuracy*

    • @lieutenantcoffee5410
      @lieutenantcoffee5410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Benito *Swagolini*

    • @DariusTGF
      @DariusTGF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Joseph stuntin

    • @mrdooce7053
      @mrdooce7053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@DariusTGF adolf dripler

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lazy people find easier ways of doing hard tasks

    • @White_Recluse
      @White_Recluse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s a war crime to shoot someone with an anti material rifle?

  • @snailslayerr
    @snailslayerr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    On Mars, killing other Robots
    Badger: ROBO RECALL

  • @itsniko9561
    @itsniko9561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1394

    Stalin: “they can’t stop all of us”
    The entire Russian army: “hol up”

    • @stlthynenja9560
      @stlthynenja9560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      nicholas albaladejo same thing at d-day

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      nicholas albaladejo Finland: “laughs in winter war”

    • @elijahsteele9170
      @elijahsteele9170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Technically he was right.

    • @laurenedenfield98
      @laurenedenfield98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This aged poorly lol

    • @elijahsteele9170
      @elijahsteele9170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@laurenedenfield98 a RussianBadger video being topical? Never!

  • @monstrocromo_3261
    @monstrocromo_3261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    TLDR: No the glock is not technically an LMG, as it’s in a “pistol” caliber so it would still be a sub machine gun
    Light machine guns are named so relative to the guns in the trenches of WWI like the Lewis and maxim, so LMGs are rifle caliber machine designed to be used in a similar fashion to the WWI heavy machine guns “HMG” but also light enough to be transported and used by a single soldier.
    SMG stands for “ Sub caliber Machine Gun” so a machine gun in a sub rifle caliber like 9x19 or 45 acp. However, a sub machine gun (or any firearm that is either full or semi auto) can still fill the same role as an LMG (sustained suppressive/covering fire) while not technically being classified as one
    Hope this answers the question even though it will never be seen and isn’t completely unintelligible
    Edit: what? A like? Why? Who ever did that might be clinically psychotic have a nice day

    • @gothgamergrill
      @gothgamergrill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      As a fellow gun nut, I wish to like
      However at this time you are at 69 and I cannot bring myself to break it

    • @AshTheQueenOfRodents
      @AshTheQueenOfRodents 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤓

    • @ryanchong9965
      @ryanchong9965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait that's actually super interesting

    • @creakydabomb
      @creakydabomb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@AshTheQueenOfRodents 🤡

    • @AshTheQueenOfRodents
      @AshTheQueenOfRodents 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@creakydabomb as I look back at this, fr

  • @mosclone2121
    @mosclone2121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    Everyone: "Let's nuke Mars."
    Mark Zuckerberg's species: "Why do I hear boss music?"

    • @convergence1point
      @convergence1point 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Is that why he went around America trying to
      ‘Understand people’? Holy shit....it all makes sense to me now....

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Area 51: *laughs in 3000 rounds per minute*
      Mars 51: *sweats in red planet*

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mark Zuckerberg is a fucking android tbh. Like, have you seen that man?
      That man is a synth.

    • @Eye_Of_Odin978
      @Eye_Of_Odin978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I still believe that Zuckerberg is just an automaton built by Elon Musk

    • @joeys4485
      @joeys4485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Came in america

  • @justsomeguywithatophat6248
    @justsomeguywithatophat6248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Badger, you are a masterful entertainer and advertiser.
    Yo actualy make this game look good

    • @jayhawktd6240
      @jayhawktd6240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ya its an alright game. The multiplayer is a disaster to say the least lol

    • @aft3rst0ry7
      @aft3rst0ry7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      the guns are a bit too P2W

    • @abyssalspecter93
      @abyssalspecter93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah, I played this a while ago, it's kind of garbage, at least the PVP was heh

    • @jayhawktd6240
      @jayhawktd6240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@abyssalspecter93 there is no way to keep the spawn place safe at least when i played it. You can just camp there spawn and they can hardly do anything bout it

    • @ThePlayListOfPower
      @ThePlayListOfPower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Badger could make Solitair look fun, tho.

  • @bluebandet6062
    @bluebandet6062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    17:15 the real american song
    GOD BLESS MERICA

    • @limelaminum2935
      @limelaminum2935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Badger's the most american canadian i've ever seen

    • @silenced_fuze8567
      @silenced_fuze8567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeet

    • @ianguzman741
      @ianguzman741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish they finished it though.

    • @mbilowan
      @mbilowan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *YEET*

    • @DynoSkrimisher
      @DynoSkrimisher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      5 seds scream the Amercian Anthem while fucking enemy Seds

  • @engagingbus7991
    @engagingbus7991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Samuel: You can't just blow a hole in Mars
    Doom Slayer and Badger: OBSERVE

  • @Scoot.2004
    @Scoot.2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Everyone but badger: oh say can you see
    Badger solemnly quiet: oh Canada

    • @codyarcher3263
      @codyarcher3263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh canada
      Oh canada
      How lovely are your beavers

  • @jank16
    @jank16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    6:00
    Gun nut here, no it doesn't qualify as an LMG sadly, but it counts as either a sub-compact rifle or a PDW

    • @JJ-eg4zm
      @JJ-eg4zm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think it'll be more of an SMG. As it is a fully automatic pistol-caliber gun.

    • @TheSuspense-zi2dc
      @TheSuspense-zi2dc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      S T R A P P E D

    • @lilhomie6234
      @lilhomie6234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a glock with a 50 round mag... still a pistol. If you put a stock or pistol brace on it aswell, then It would classify as as a pdw

    • @chriscary4074
      @chriscary4074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With it being full auto i feel it would fit as an SMG better then a sub-compact rifle. But we're in agreement about the PDW class, so I would say that's two votes for PDW

    • @chriscary4074
      @chriscary4074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lilhomie6234 but in the configuration it has a longer barrel, so if it was semi auto it would be considered a pistol caliber carbine, so I feel that SMG would be more applicable, However we now have 3 votes for it being a PDW

  • @Arkadious
    @Arkadious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    Badger: "I'm gonna nuke Mars."
    Elon Musk: Makes sad Elon Musk noises

    • @Caeser_the_Marylander
      @Caeser_the_Marylander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Elon Musk 2.0 replacement: Laughs in plan realized

    • @Bibitybopitybacon
      @Bibitybopitybacon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Musk has talked about mass nuking the polar ice caps of Mars to warm up the planet and speed up the terriforming.

    • @TheCooldog
      @TheCooldog 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      at least he can invest more in catgirls

  • @dragonoidmagnus837
    @dragonoidmagnus837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "Buckle up chuckle fucks its bout to go down" Best line ever said

  • @Fighter11244
    @Fighter11244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Badger: "The worst rationale for ever doing anything, ever: 'they can't stop all of us.' "
    Stalin: "Gulag for you."

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fighter11244 Finland: “laughs in winter war”

    • @Fighter11244
      @Fighter11244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dionjaywoollaston1349 lol, true. Although the Finns did lose the war, they managed to hold the Soviets.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fighter11244 lost?
      I thought it was a draw, I’m sure if simo hayha hadn’t woken up they might have kept going and won but instead they did the smart thing and called it quits before he became the first sniper in history to kill a thousand people not to mention how pissed he would have been, I don’t know about you but I would not want to face someone who has killed five hundred people and who got shot in the face with an exploding bullet and still survived

    • @Fighter11244
      @Fighter11244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dionjaywoollaston1349 From what I hear, The Finns surrendered in the Winter War because their defenses were breached by the Soviets and because they might've been low on manpower (I'm unsure about the last reason). Because of this, they were forced to cede about 10% of their land, but were allowed keep their independence.

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fighter11244 yeah just enough for the soviets to bury their dead

  • @youraveragememer8275
    @youraveragememer8275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    17:20 "This is the most American thing I've ever seen" Badger 2019 with 4 other guys while dumping rounds with LMGs and singing the American anthem.
    CJ: 2012, here we go again

    • @youraveragememer8275
      @youraveragememer8275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@1lostmuffin You saw nothing

    • @pepperpepsi5644
      @pepperpepsi5644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      just edit it before the FBIs are here

    • @youraveragememer8275
      @youraveragememer8275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pepperpepsi5644 Nah they too busy hunting Naruto runners

    • @celticknight221
      @celticknight221 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      17:36
      When you're so patriotic you break your mic

    • @Nox_Desiree
      @Nox_Desiree 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reminded me of the MW mission no Russian

  • @satt47-74
    @satt47-74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    “TACTICALLY NUKING MARS”
    Doomguy: *HOLD UP* .

    • @AriaOrAries
      @AriaOrAries 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      When they meet doom guy time to purge some liberals

    • @SkillTheBard2312
      @SkillTheBard2312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *Doom slayer* dawg that's my job

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      (They Nuke Mars)
      Doomguy: Jesus Christ I need a cigarette!!!

    • @mega_destroyer2294
      @mega_destroyer2294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Doom Slayer: Actually not a bad idea

    • @iaini8080
      @iaini8080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!

  • @jacoblansman8147
    @jacoblansman8147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I love how at the end when they're all singing, they get so loud that half of them dissolve into static

  • @callmepaps6387
    @callmepaps6387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1482

    Nobody:
    Badgers team: nukes mars
    doomguy: *nearly crying * i'm so proud of this community
    badgers team: *sings national anthem*

  • @bigdumb4343
    @bigdumb4343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    17:14 - 17:42
    Literally can not get any more American than screaming the anthem and firing guns off randomly

    • @cheesecake8620
      @cheesecake8620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Only if they eat 69 big mac and all get cardiac arrest

    • @zer0theultimate
      @zer0theultimate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Only thing to make that scene better is if they were all hot chicks in bikinis with cheeseburgers in one hand, their guns in the other, and giant flag waving in the background mounted to a RAM pickup truck

    • @jacobrobinson787
      @jacobrobinson787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zer0theultimate Why RAM?

    • @zer0theultimate
      @zer0theultimate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jacobrobinson787 because if it was a Dodge the joke would never hit

    • @greensauce2350
      @greensauce2350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nobody ever mentions the "YEET" unfortunately

  • @brewsteranderson7941
    @brewsteranderson7941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    “Violence isn’t an answer it’s a question and the answer is YES”

  • @anzaca1
    @anzaca1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    "I only use an LMG because I'm not allowed to carry a minigun."
    - Warface Rifleman, 2019.

    • @hunterbg7531
      @hunterbg7531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well now you can carry a minigun with the new class

  • @Avery-it9zh
    @Avery-it9zh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    *Reloads Glock 18 with malicious intent whilst screaming the national anthem*

    • @AFThunder
      @AFThunder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      God Bless America And This Comment

    • @davidjrvs123
      @davidjrvs123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE*

    • @davidjrvs123
      @davidjrvs123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE*

    • @AFThunder
      @AFThunder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@davidjrvs123 THE BOMBS BURTING IN AIR

    • @justicebrown1077
      @justicebrown1077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Cleans glock with malicious intent*

  • @balboboogins2511
    @balboboogins2511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    “Y’all mind if I”
    *SLAPS RED BUTTON*

    • @typowynieogar
      @typowynieogar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What will you do if you see big red button? SMASH it without hesitation

    • @devinsiner5489
      @devinsiner5489 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Subscribe!

  • @D1ingus
    @D1ingus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    10:35 kirby when he finds a “special” copy ability

  • @ctp2523
    @ctp2523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Badger: "Time to nuke the mars fellas"
    Me: P R E F E R A B L E C O N T E N T

    • @joeys4485
      @joeys4485 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why chase poon when you can bring doom

  • @somedeadmeme2441
    @somedeadmeme2441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Blackwood: He can't kill us, he's a medic.
    Badger: *SILENCE, LIBERAL*

  • @leristamerello8225
    @leristamerello8225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Oh my god that last chorus, just imagine the whole enemy team hearing that song sung badly as they're being lit up by gunfire. XD

  • @tysonvienneau1830
    @tysonvienneau1830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    2:06 that has the same energy as markiplier's "SHUT UP NURSE"

    • @thevoidstalker
      @thevoidstalker ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God damn, it's been a while since I thought about that. Gotta play Surgeon Simulator again now.

  • @tommemester1247
    @tommemester1247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Sees video comes out 4 secs ago
    Me: Says YES with his mouth closed

    • @Jorkier
      @Jorkier 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      PRONOUNS, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

  • @lynchuviast
    @lynchuviast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Earth: Let's go to Mars once Earth gets nuked
    Badger: YO LETS NUKE MARS

    • @gnuoY
      @gnuoY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just live on the moon 4Head

    • @kathleentait7881
      @kathleentait7881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just live on the sun dumb dumbs

    • @veshok7610
      @veshok7610 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gnuoY on the moon are already moon-nazi

    • @shadowsnake5133
      @shadowsnake5133 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@veshok7610 fine, then I'm living in a blackhole.

  • @xxbagglebeatsxx6773
    @xxbagglebeatsxx6773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    *equips actual anti-matriel rifle
    "I no longer fear pain" in deep atoumataed voice

    • @johndavis4194
      @johndavis4194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      normal mode fire starter- *YOU WILL*

    • @Nep01
      @Nep01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its funny how i couldn't do the voice so i went to google translate and made it do the voice

  • @Nessie55
    @Nessie55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    17:26 *Damn I wish I had friends who had fun like this*

  • @brockfraser7777
    @brockfraser7777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I swear badger's favorite combination of words is "M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher"

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    “the can’t stop all of us”
    -Motto of the Soviet Union

    • @thatone3590
      @thatone3590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      If we keep throwing people at the bullets, eventually, they'll run out of bullets.

    • @A4FamPRODUC
      @A4FamPRODUC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well it worked ain't it? Lol

    • @tylerulfmann4586
      @tylerulfmann4586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The bunker has a limited amount of volume in the meat grinder zone meaning if we throw enough bodies we can drown them in our own blood-imperial guard probably

    • @logan-fc8fh
      @logan-fc8fh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They*

    • @MrBlackjack998
      @MrBlackjack998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And the Imperial Guard.

  • @howiejbrown6919
    @howiejbrown6919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    8:07
    Okay, but let's just appreciate the smooth-as-shit editing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @dingus4260
      @dingus4260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just now noticing that and yes. Badgers editing is the best I’ve seen of a number of TH-camrs.

    • @Vernich762
      @Vernich762 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daaaaayyyuuuuummm

  • @Trojanarchist
    @Trojanarchist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3029

    “free to play” *uses all the p2w guns* lol

    • @Ghostly3011
      @Ghostly3011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +605

      Free to play, pay to win.

    • @revinaneyaz1691
      @revinaneyaz1691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@Ghostly3011 yessir

    • @scarymoose4141
      @scarymoose4141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@Ghostly3011 how many times do you get told about your profile picture?

    • @orinb8654
      @orinb8654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I just had to change your like count from 69 to 70....... Sorry

    • @beanman2146
      @beanman2146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The big iron shotgun us all ya need bud

  • @Ben-sk5tz
    @Ben-sk5tz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    2:07 the "silence corporal!: guy sounds exactly like J Jonah Jameson

  • @cobrataco6314
    @cobrataco6314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    8:06 that transition was so smooth

  • @thecobracommander169
    @thecobracommander169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The Omnissiah has blessed your mission. May the machine spirit never fail you.

  • @goldengreenie9672
    @goldengreenie9672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    2:35 “Grouse: Me coming out of my room at 3am looking for cheese.” Is my by far my favorite quote from Grouse!

  • @jayman3878
    @jayman3878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Badger the only dude to blow up mars and say BUCKLE UP CHUCKLE FUCKS

    • @gnuoY
      @gnuoY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Famous last words

    • @-Fenixx-
      @-Fenixx- 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @goldblood101
    @goldblood101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    “My dad emptied my bank account”
    Everyone: OOF

    • @thedreadfulcat818
      @thedreadfulcat818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And i emptied mine int some school kids

    • @rift3068
      @rift3068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the council has decided to grant you one yike

    • @commentdoggo5901
      @commentdoggo5901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      F

    • @terrability4911
      @terrability4911 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh my single mum walked in when he said and then left

    • @Fjdjfjsz92938
      @Fjdjfjsz92938 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      His dad emptied it on getting guns and stuff in this game

  • @devildog5185
    @devildog5185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    17:15
    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    All 5 people In Warface: "Slowly cranks Volume up to *FULL AMERICAN FREEDOM* "

    • @BlackArcherGaming
      @BlackArcherGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Enemy hears *MENACEIN MERICAN MUSIC* Americans HELLO PUSSIES PREPARE TO DIE

  • @JoMiMi_h
    @JoMiMi_h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    8:05 One of the smoothest transitions ever

  • @cademclemore978
    @cademclemore978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Bajur you and your boys should play Pavlov VR y’all would have so much fun I can already imagine what grouse is gonna do

    • @jmac2o229
      @jmac2o229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      fucking PLEASE

    • @TheSuspense-zi2dc
      @TheSuspense-zi2dc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      B A N G B A N G

    • @TheCooldog
      @TheCooldog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Grouse is most likely gonna find a way to wield two automatic shotguns, Badger will try to dual wield dragons, Heavenly will try to 360 no scope and Clu will more likely try to knife everybody

    • @Alpha.Phenix
      @Alpha.Phenix 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But he already di-
      Oh wait, I confused him with Soivet Womble and the ZF clan.

    • @hrehanj6219
      @hrehanj6219 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alpha.Phenix Soviet hasn't uploaded for 84 years

  • @opqw1033
    @opqw1033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    he missed the part that in order to unlock these guns you need a PHAT bank accont cuz' you ain't getting these for free my boi

    • @harelburns4861
      @harelburns4861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ya he sponsored by my.com so maybe they gave him an account

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      "Battle Pass" is usually understood to mean "pay for this shit"...but then again there are a lot of stupid people out there so you're not wrong for clarifying for them.

    • @Wanys123
      @Wanys123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@tetrobro5182 The thing is the game economy is so utter shite you need like constant premium account running to be able to repair your gear so you can keep using it, or just pay 30bucks for new shit every week...that's one thing people should know but nobody will tell them about Warface...

    • @eisberg149
      @eisberg149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Wanys123 I only use my good gear in PvE, and to get more currency I go into PVP with basic gear equipped. NOTE: For those not familiar, repair costs are equivalent to the cost of the gun/armor.

    • @ineedtherapy8339
      @ineedtherapy8339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@eisberg149 Lmao Warface is the literal definition of pay to win

  • @twixfirst
    @twixfirst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Badger and company: Nukes Mars
    General: Wtf man, Why u do dat
    Badger: THE HERETICS MUST BE PURGED IN HOLY FIRE!!!!

    • @nick_a91
      @nick_a91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hereteks: purged
      Mars: reclaimed
      Faith: in the Omnissiah
      Hotel: Trivago
      BROTHER: I AM PINNED HERE

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emperor: *smiles in purging*

  • @gorillashagger4568
    @gorillashagger4568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love the fact clu is zooming around the map with a backpack full of cheetos and spines

  • @warcraftdevil4593
    @warcraftdevil4593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Badger sees he’s teammate reload while not using a LMG
    Badger: WhAt is tHiS HerEsy?

  • @PebbleGod
    @PebbleGod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    *driving cousin to airport*
    *notification ding*
    "Here we go again."
    *pulls over*

    • @gnuoY
      @gnuoY 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      haHAA

    • @bloodraven6250
      @bloodraven6250 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      what? I don't get it.

    • @Adrian-qr6gk
      @Adrian-qr6gk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Akaro Makasile the cousin may or may not have missed his flight😉

    • @Userr18362
      @Userr18362 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Akaro Makasile he stopes driving to watch the vid

  • @LostDragon84
    @LostDragon84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Facebook: ThEy CaNt StOp AlL oF uS
    Area 51 guard: [laughs in 3000 rounds per minute]

    • @followerofteaandspice1815
      @followerofteaandspice1815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Epic Rex Area 51 gaurd : [laughs in 12000 rounds per minute]

    • @LostDragon84
      @LostDragon84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Epic Rex nuke proceeds to bounce of alien forcefield into the kyles

    • @CoolDude5633554
      @CoolDude5633554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chase Finnegin A-10 Warthog: *Laughs in BRRRRRT*

    • @IAmThyOverlord
      @IAmThyOverlord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Civs: they can't stop us all
      A51 training Sargent: ok men we will be starting with grenade training

    • @Wolfbroa
      @Wolfbroa 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laughs in AC130

  • @kassandraofodyssey6475
    @kassandraofodyssey6475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    10:42 My day to night behavior explained in a few seconds

  • @frozen_flame99
    @frozen_flame99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    “Short range shotgun” as bajour BLAST a dude from 30 feet away...

    • @lilhomie6234
      @lilhomie6234 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's almost like real life :3

  • @Nox_Desiree
    @Nox_Desiree 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    10:31-10:44 is basically most peoples experiences throughout school but audible starting from the hard but steady beginning and then peak suffering

  • @hackerbota8679
    @hackerbota8679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    15:34 My favorite badger quote

  • @benbartels6559
    @benbartels6559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Badger: 11:38
    Me: but it seem to work at Normandy.

  • @ducksruleflorida4882
    @ducksruleflorida4882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Warface? That's what i call my acne infection.

    • @xiomysam
      @xiomysam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Facade but from Discord,
      D A N G

  • @frost3337
    @frost3337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    * Death grips reference in a video*
    "Ah, I see you are a man of culture aswell"

  • @mrsuper-kamipopo9708
    @mrsuper-kamipopo9708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “WE’RE NUKING MARS!”
    *BFG Division starts playing*

  • @darth_spock6375
    @darth_spock6375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Playing this in VR would be REALLY meta.

  • @jeremustheunconscious1390
    @jeremustheunconscious1390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Naruto runners flanking the area 51 guards (Colorized)
    8:46

  • @smile_interactive5823
    @smile_interactive5823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars."- Samuel Hayden, local idiot

  • @Phhase
    @Phhase 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Badger the kinda guy to play a game named Warface and not make a SINGLE FULL METAL JACKET REFERENCE.

    • @coopersmith9828
      @coopersmith9828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does this mean Anne Margaret's not coming sir?

  • @tavisurwin9133
    @tavisurwin9133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "They can't stop all of us" loads the 50 cal with fiery intent

    • @joeys4485
      @joeys4485 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *eyes glow rebellion

  • @kellyhh2519
    @kellyhh2519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Wow I didn't know the 4th of July fell on the 22nd this year! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    “...,Large scale oil theft...”
    *America wants to know your location

    • @Kingj411
      @Kingj411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shlomo Trumpenstein whoosh

    • @mauriciofreitas3384
      @mauriciofreitas3384 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Shlomo Trumpenstein are you sure about that? Really sure?

    • @bromanr7209
      @bromanr7209 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kingj411 dead meme

    • @thatguyjayce4467
      @thatguyjayce4467 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even when we were at war in the middle East we still *bought* the oil, don't know where the oil stealing thing comes from.

    • @Kingj411
      @Kingj411 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shlomo Trumpenstein r/triggered

  • @KFCGAMING55
    @KFCGAMING55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Badger: Mars' hunted
    Mission control: w-what?
    Badger: [loads 249] *MARS' HUNTED*

  • @Alpha-fc1cr
    @Alpha-fc1cr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “yOu cANt jUsT ShOOt a HoLE iN ThE surfacE OfF Mars” that dumb robot

  • @applesauce359
    @applesauce359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    My dad once left for milk.
    That was the last “once” time.

    • @gnuoY
      @gnuoY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your Dad Has Left the Chat

    • @thefakebarrybonz4492
      @thefakebarrybonz4492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Step dad joined the lobby

    • @amnaah653
      @amnaah653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My Dad once left for Milk
      Step Dad has beat me since

    • @jay-vg5eg
      @jay-vg5eg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you say milk do u mean Malk?

    • @necrosis6146
      @necrosis6146 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo dad at footlocker

  • @crandydandy
    @crandydandy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Kids getting into Area 51: They can't stop all of us
    Meanwhile
    Joseph Stalin 75 Years ago in soviet Russia during operation barbarossa: They can't stop all of us

  • @Syphs
    @Syphs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Warface: *_recruits TheRussianBadger to promote their game._*
    TheRussianBadger: _Buckle up._
    Also Warface: *_S T O N K S_*

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The entire Badger squad blasting people while screaming the American anthem at the top of their lungs was the ultimate blend between chaos and beauty.

  • @randomdude5950
    @randomdude5950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    16:24
    blackwood: *captures therussianbadger and his bros*
    also blackwood: *did not take away their weapons in the process*

    • @randomdude5950
      @randomdude5950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You will only get this logic if you completed the mars mission

    • @nick_a91
      @nick_a91 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Badger: *equips a literal anti-material rifle*
      Blackwood infantryman: why do I hear boss music?

    • @BlackArcherGaming
      @BlackArcherGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nick_a91 *proceeds to laugh in m107 50 cal rifle*

  • @MangetsuSAMURAI
    @MangetsuSAMURAI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    INFORMATION NUGGET:
    A Glock 18 is considered a "machine pistol."

  • @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385
    @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Badger: Using the Rifleman, you can supply your teammates with ammo and you can also use an MG
    BF support class: Am I a Joke to you?

    • @grimreminder5038
      @grimreminder5038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *FREEDOM60 flashbacks intensify*
      We need to go back

    • @hunterbg7531
      @hunterbg7531 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grimreminder5038 go back in the past and make BFV better im in

    • @grimreminder5038
      @grimreminder5038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hunterbg7531 there isn't enough LSD to make it better

    • @hunterbg7531
      @hunterbg7531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@grimreminder5038 fair enought
      Then lets make Battlefield 3 great again

    • @kingofthefallen1567
      @kingofthefallen1567 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hunterbg7531 yo. Someone say make bf3 great again? I'd quit black tar heroine for that.

  • @TheRealRyanGosling1
    @TheRealRyanGosling1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    17:10 this should be how every military mission should be

  • @LILOCW
    @LILOCW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Nobody:
    Russianbadgers: uploads two vids in a week
    Me:I’ve been smoking to much air

  • @Pipodecatan
    @Pipodecatan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:52 *my time to shine fellas*
    Yes,if it has a stock it means it’s designed to be shot from the shoulder,a smg is a fully automatic something that is in a pistol caliber and is designed to be shot from the shoulder

  • @umamisoy
    @umamisoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Yo that Chicago bit cought me OFF GUARD
    Man and death grips? best video Badger

  • @BraydenCH04
    @BraydenCH04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Badger:*Nukes Mars*
    ID software: Write that down! Write that down!

  • @JPQuartered
    @JPQuartered 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “SILENCE LIBERAL”
    Greatest line I’ve ever heard

  • @cisco3111
    @cisco3111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    Hey Badger why do you look so much like my Wife's Boyfriend?

    • @yourbrainonegg159
      @yourbrainonegg159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh my

    • @bobross1450
      @bobross1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Hol up???

    • @gnuoY
      @gnuoY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Your wife's Boyfriend must be ugly then

    • @massburns4086
      @massburns4086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      MinuteMark you savage

    • @haledwards3473
      @haledwards3473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wait a f ing minute

  • @Tubprime
    @Tubprime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Badger:and just one more time for the same of emphasis
    Badger: ROOOBOOOO RECALLLL

  • @mightygamer242
    @mightygamer242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Fun fact, any weapon can be considered an lmg if it has a large mag size and heavy barrel so yes with the right attachments a glock can be an lmg

    • @casual_speedrunner1482
      @casual_speedrunner1482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Incorrect, because of the pistol caliber, or SUB-caliber, it would be a SUBmachine gun, not a LIGHT machine gun.

  • @callmeastaire5700
    @callmeastaire5700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Your GLOCK-RONI combo would be classified as on the cusp between Submachine Gun or Personal Defense Weapon.
    -A Gun Nut

    • @isak_elof6987
      @isak_elof6987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stock and foregrip=Short Barreled Rifle, and that is how ATF works.....

    • @callmeastaire5700
      @callmeastaire5700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Isak_Elof legally a Short-Barreled Rifle and a machine gun, yes, but not technically.

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm pretty sure you meant "the 2nd amendment covers that."

    • @callmeastaire5700
      @callmeastaire5700 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tetro Bro yes, the NFA restrictions on it are unconstitutional.

    • @flyboy6392
      @flyboy6392 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@callmeastaire5700 so much yes

  • @thebowserboss1games59
    @thebowserboss1games59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love this video for many reasons inclusing these 2:
    1.The dumbfuck and great humor
    2.Educating me on the "SILENCE *LIBERAL*" meme image.

  • @maxvalera1578
    @maxvalera1578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Dude that's crazy my dad emptied my bank account and left."
    Well sir do you see that pistol in your hand? Good now where does he live.

  • @sargentvanguard7612
    @sargentvanguard7612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    (14:50)
    And he just freezes like "aw shit,thats a gun"

  • @Roll1d2
    @Roll1d2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Engineer =rook
    Medic=doc
    Rifleman= tachanka
    Sniper= basically glaz with thermal scope

  • @The_Thulhu
    @The_Thulhu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:45 A MOSSBERG 12 Gauge above his headboard? That's one hell of an American.

  • @Nano-eo5hk
    @Nano-eo5hk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    You best be releasing a Pavlov VR video boi, if you don’t I’ll pull up on your block and let that .40 bang!!

  • @chrisd5564
    @chrisd5564 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Today is the first time I’ve ever actually played warface and I’m loving it I just wish I could figure out how to find lobbies this big