Best HFY Reddit Stories: Faith Engines
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The most unrealistic part about this is that the boarding party didn't start tea bagging him as soon as he was down.
Totally broke my immersion. Utterly unwatchable/unreadable. 😢
@@galbert117sadly 😭
It ended with his vision going black, so it certainly did happen.
Someone should tag that author. An opportunity like this isn't going to present itself again and the author should be ashamed ...
@johnnymellon7414 there is a part of me wondering if you actually are the author on another account engaging is some meta humor.
20 minutes in and a guy stops his onslaught to say, "This video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends!"
And he also says something like thank you *insert name here* for the 20 gifted subs
Lol fk id kill myself in the after life if raod shadow legend still exist to that point 😂
The one bit of shutting down the ships basicly was the "mods, crush his balls" meme in ship form
'Commandos, crush his bridge. Thank you.'
"What will most likely save you now isn't your guns but our pity."
That's both hilarious and terrifying
I was half expecting the wargame that won to be Warhammer 40k
Considering current scifi popularity, star trek or wars would be it. Wh40k is nowhere near as popular.
If you're going for Raid boss in Live Time Combat, then WoW has to be it. WH40K rule set doesn't really parse well with reality as we're long past the days of taking a shot then waiting patiently for the other side to do the same (roll dice). As the MMO that was the biggest, and still has the most influence of them all? And likely has more well known "World First Kills" for Raids... yeah... Leeroy Jenkins for the win.
I just hope he had enough chicken to tide him over...
@@caelestigladiiYeah, but 40K humbles like no other.
@@caelestigladii lolwat, you're almost a decade out of touch.
@@anon_lulz7334 I don’t know man. Almost everyone I mention it to recognizes star trek/wars in one form or another. When I mention wh40k they think King Arthur or mythology. I teach humanities in uni and I often cite those materials.
Not even a Minute in, and I can already tell that this general isn't gonna continue on having a good day.
It's a HFY story and it's an obviously evil alien captain threatening humans.
"We have no reason to treat you nicely, and since there is, shall we say, a certain degree of technological disparity between us, we are going to disable your fleet now."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i love the idea of toxic 13 year olds "spawn camping" aliens in the future
Aliens: WE SERVE THE MOST POWERFUL GOD!
Humans: Interesting. We built a massive parallel cluster of low powered gods to serve us.
Well at least the mention of heresy didn't awaken the crusader spirit 😅.
Just imagine the confusion of fighting humans in templier armour and shrugging off a shot or two😂
I'm surprised they didn't pick astartes.
“LEROYYYYYYYYYYYYY JENKINS!!!” 🙌🏾🤣🤣🤣
18:59 YES!!!!!! HE LIVES ON!!!!
LMAO,"Your God's not real- no no, trust us we checked."
I love how the Reinactor just disses the illogical trope strategies that often define the genre
Basically humanity has become Q from Star Trek.
Yes, but at least we play better with others. Not even one player teabagged the alien general.
See? Restraint.
@@derekstein6193
disappointing really... XD
The Q are just the theater kids
"That Theisur thingy isn't real, doesn't exist and we can prove it"
"How dare you!?"
"Now, the god of tits and wine, on the other hand... oh boy"
Wow I’ve never heard a better reason to stop a war join the other side. My only question is how expensive is the wine?
@@karenbaldwin2867honey, if you have to ask, you can't afford it
@@karenbaldwin2867Sadly, due to budget cuts, it’s the $3 from a box off a Walmart shelf
@@karenbaldwin2867it's free! So are the tits! Good old Bacchus. One god worthy of worship.
Wait.... are we the earth that got displaced to a lifeless universe?
Right before we get to enjoy fighting ailens!?
Wait... no, the sky looks normal.
Damn, thats double lame.
Guess that just means the odds are still up in the air. We are at least more likely than those guys to see some aliens.
@@ZpEB2741I’m pretty sure the ascended humans will try to create a DRG (dimensional rift generator) and locate the displaced earth and help them.
Would be easy to do if you just make a few alien species. Then teach them lessons eventually making them be ready for assertion when that’s done just incorporate them and turn the now lifeless reality into pure energy for projects.
Could also mean the story has been sent to us by the universe in preparation for the swap
I honestly expected him to have noticed an HP bar on his own peripheral vision lol
"They wanted to let you know your god is false, and they can prove it mathematically" 💀
"Who the hell is steve jobs?"
The humans asended and they were still playing video games, lol.
As it should be..... 😂
Seems to be the next logical step from the Sims or any other "god game." Besides what else would we do, take up the harp?
@@SythDracousHey, don't knock Harp Hero until you at least played it on Orpheus difficulty.
Why not?
Eternity is long and boring.
@@SythDracousTake up the pipe organ, of course. If building-sized instruments were inexpensive to build, we’d turn ‘em into co-op rhythm games and compete in teams. Some physical organ scores call for both hands and both feet, but I’m sure the instruments would get more elaborate with time.
When humans realise reality is just a game.
I hate that they called it 'observation' rather than 'interaction', it leads so many people into thinking quantum events are magic god events where you commune with the divine. Observation in this narrow context merely means interaction. The 'observer' can be a single photon being absorbed and re-emitted by whatever is being 'observed', like an electron. No minds are involved, minds (or rather the substrate they exist on) probably can't even be small enough to participate in any singular sense.
'Quantum' also doesn't mean space magic where anything goes, it just means we're dealing with certain discrete quantities. That's not a pet peeve of mine though so I usually let it go.
quantum just means small, discrete, and nerds love it.
*Wikipedia has entered the chat*
How much you wanna bet Humanity will find SOME way to make Quantum mean space magic where anything goes? We’ll just whack the problem until it actually works. Humanity can and will break and remake reality. That’s just what we do. We don’t need really. Because WE SIMPLY ARE REALITY!
An actual scientist: that’s not how that works…
Humanity: *Somehow makes it work*
Scientist: *faints*
To be fair, the core concept is basically a what if on a misconception of quantum physics, making the observation matter rather than the inevitable interaction because of observation at that scale.
If it worked like actually quantum, the bots would need to be doing a lot more than thinking hard. Instead we just have countless simple minds thinking "I see X, therefore Y", with X being an observable phenomenon, and Y a desired outcome.
Applied theology likely connects the dots between what's effectively mass produced prayer and mathematics that would need to cover both quantum and astronomical scales to not accidentally a black hole or something.
Yes but also this is fiction
Good Title. Nothing New Under the Sun is a Bible quote. And I must take another leap of faith. Really thought this was a new storyline. Great imagination brother. 👍
I was expecting the first humans through the doors would be the Doki Doki cosplayers from the FirstContact series made famous by AgroSquirrel
I was hoping, the alien will talk to his creator - some guy showing on a party, how cool is his job, creating with friends the most terrible alien having a lot of fun with that and accidentally clicked send.
Yours "god" has a monstrous hungover, but we forced him to speak with you 😂
I was expecting the Navy Seals copy pasta during this
it's a misinterpretation of the term "observe" in quantum physics but it is a FUN misinterpretation
"This ass kicking was brought to you by OSPUZE! Pop pour perform"!
"damnit Leroy, I told you not to rush the boss."
🤣.
LEROOOOY JENKIIIIIINS!
I loved the leroy jenkins reference.
I always wondered whether a technology based on AIs generating sprulpa was a potential thing. According to this story, apparently so. And things are going to get WEIRD... 😂
On today's episode of humanity is the multiverse's great filter:
Obligatory 'Quantum Mechanics doesn’t work like that' comment:
Quantum Mechanics doesn't work like that! The observer effect has nothing to do with intelligence, consciousness, sapience, or any other mental thing. It is just that particles interacting with each other change each other, in the same way a rock falling into another rock changes both rocks.
Thank you. I'm glad someone said it.
schrodinger's cat might be incorrect because the cat might be an observer, too! also, the pressure change would also invalidate it!
@@cewla3348 Schrodinger devised the cat idea in order to illustrate how ridiculous the idea is that the uncertainty principle could have effects like that on the macro world.
Humans are truly space Orks. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
humans really just asked the universe to do what they want nicely and it worked. also they pulled the "we mathematically proved you're an idiot" also also they turned life into a video game because its fun(ny). love this version of us, very silly guys :}
Aliens: WE HAVE THE BEST GOD!
humanity: Nah fam, we BUILT our gods, now eat this. *Hits them in the head from a power fist from nowhere*
This was awesome, a nice hilarious Douglas Adams-esque departure from benevolent space saviours or "oh wow humans eat meat!" for the HFY genre.
The one bit about these stories that irk's me is when future humanity gets all high and mighty disappointed parent as if they weren't shitheads most of history.
I retcon this by thinking that even the most noble and wise people that ever existed all started out as little shits when they were children.
anathardayaladar is right. give us a break man. We aren't stupid toddlers forever. Do YOU want to be treated like a know-nothing child for your whole life, or given the opportunity to show that you have grown past your stupid/selfish/greedy/vengeful/narcissistic/self-centered/asinine/behavior, to learn to be better when there is no longer any scarcity, and dreams/prayers do become fulfilled?
It's ok emry. WE all started as something else.
And exactly like respectable adults, try to get “the kids” to avoid the stupid mistakes we made.
God damn it Leroy you gotta quit rushing the boss 😂
At least I have chicken!
Humans are Space GMs.
Kind of surprised that there wasn't a poll for what to call the Alien Species...
This is amazing and different
An interesting philosophical speculation on 'The Observer Effect' being actually useful, and the strangest AI Singularity Concept that I have heard of. Using mass produced DUMB AIs to make Humans something like the Q Continuum is logical as explained, but it is just so strange compared to the normal idea of an AI Singularity = AI that are much smarter than Humans. I get the humor in this but basically the arrogant aliens are so weak and pitiful compared to the Ascended Humanity that I do not feel like laughing at their hubris and then humiliation.
LLREROYYY JENKIIIINNNS!!!
good story
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! LEEEEEEEROOOOOOYYYY UUUUHJENNNNNKIIINNNNNNS!!!!!
Oh my lord, I love this story.
This one was great, thanks!
4:15 - I have over 500 confirmed kills!
Zeno: please stop calling me unoriginal :(
Humans: ur lame and boring
This could have been a Douglas Adam Story at some point. Wow
Our old friend Leroy Jenkins is at it again
I know this is purely science fiction but that not what they mean in quantum physics when they say the observation affects the outcome. All it means is its impossible to observe something without physically affecting how it behaves. Think Heisenberg's uncertainty principle: You cant determine the speed and location of a particle at the same time because determining one undermines the other because to get one value you must disturb the system.
Crickey that's a bad acid trip.
This story remeber me on of hindu story where the seer sadu Rishi meditated and achieve many things just created an entire new universe by his own Power of meditation then he just merged it with this universe ya this is Human potential
We are too op
That had me laughing
wait, decimate is a pretty low ball offer if you are threatning species enslavement^^
Alright this is definitely one of my favorite stories.
you would think all beigns would be sared to most people but also empathy geos down the longer you live and there msot likely imortal
Leroy Jenkins 😂😂😂 that was épic
hay hes the boss watever that counts for
IWSEFSJEFOLSEGFOP observer = interacter - the microparticles hitting the ships are interacters, the forces from the ship is an interaction, 99% of the things you can think of are interactions
It's the electric monk 3.0
most people bileave there are alians at least somewhere i think
Da Orkz
wy would they tell the alains howto acend
w
How many memes were reenacted?
Humanity finds out universe is empty also humanity well shit fuck it becomes literal gods out side of the universes controll but pretty much entire story is well mods he has oil call america
😂gg
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Forget the General having a bad day, what about me reading this…lord have mercy this was terrible 😞
This is not the worst hfy story I've heard but its near the bottom none the less. Absolutely no substance to this at all.
Naa stories like this is ruined when you understand the actual physics and the story is just nonsense… I’d much rather they hadn’t started the whole “observation” justification and just claimed “quantum makes it happen” as the excuse…
Wow! A science FICTION story has unrealistic and inaccurate science as it’s basis??! That’s preposterous, how in the world could someone right a FICTIONAL story without it being 100% realistic?
@@ianharrison5758 I’m sorry I had an opinion, didn’t know we had to ask you for permission before sharing those here on TH-cam.
@@derpionderpson1424 and I was clowning your stupid opinion. I never said you couldn’t have it, but I will point out how dumb it is 🤷♂️
Worst story ever