Armie Hammer Cannibalism Scandal | What is Vorarephilia?

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  • This video answers the question: Can I analyze Armie Hammer cannibalism scandal? What is vorarephilia? Support Dr. Grande on Patreon: / drgrande
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  • @musicalneptunian
    @musicalneptunian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4642

    I came for the psychology.
    I stay for the jokes.

  • @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263
    @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2322

    When a woman says "eat me" this isn't what we are expecting.

  • @MADEbySOUL
    @MADEbySOUL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

    Hate how “don’t kink shame” is being used to blanket this whole situation. Also, how some predators use BDSM when that community is all about consent.

    • @tabitha4048
      @tabitha4048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Literally. There are so many red flags that have nothing to do with any sexual acts. But many predators try to take advantage of naive people new to the community with no protectors and it’s sick

    • @sarahgracenadeau
      @sarahgracenadeau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I know. Like eating, or wanting to eat another human being is not a kink. Handcuffs are kinks, pissing is a kink, cannibalism... a crime against humanity.

    • @N1N99
      @N1N99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@sarahgracenadeau It’s not cannibalism if no one has been eaten.. Many women fantasize about getting raped but they def don’t want to get raped in real life, maybe it’s same about eating people. But if whatever he was doing/saying wasn’t consensual (and it seems like it wasn’t), then it IS a problem. Still not cannibalism though

    • @akshi.b
      @akshi.b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@N1N99 women want to be raped? where the tf do you live??????

    • @N1N99
      @N1N99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@akshi.b no, they don’t want to be raped, they fantasize about it, quick google would prove me right

  • @RavishingBeyond
    @RavishingBeyond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1012

    When you grow up being named after baking soda products, what could possibly go wrong?

    • @anastasiabeaverhousen9067
      @anastasiabeaverhousen9067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      A check bounced and your worth $200 million dollars ?

    • @jennifermedeiros4790
      @jennifermedeiros4790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂🤣🤣

    • @1974shannon
      @1974shannon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @lunasbix4338
      @lunasbix4338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Well to be fair, his grandfather, his father and him all share that name... and they’re all fucked up.

    • @SHurd-rc2go
      @SHurd-rc2go 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hilarious!

  • @sarapinzon9986
    @sarapinzon9986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2267

    i like how the jokes are hidden kinda in the same way you'd hide vegetables in a toddler's meal

    • @Lavieestbelle04
      @Lavieestbelle04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Best comment ever lol

    • @TheArtOfRevolution
      @TheArtOfRevolution 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Right? Just so...slipped in there lol.

    • @allentyson_artist1999
      @allentyson_artist1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao love that comment

    • @vbvermont
      @vbvermont 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      What disappoints me is that so many people are either making jokes about the cannibalism, or kink-shaming the BDSM, rather than acknowledging the abuse against these women, if the accusations are true. That’s what the focus should be right now. If everything was consensual, it’s likely none of this would have come to light at this time.

    • @carrielaura5553
      @carrielaura5553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Interesting, informative & hilarious video 🤣

  • @AristotleFullThrottle
    @AristotleFullThrottle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2353

    Looks like Armie Hammer bit off more than he can chew.

    • @Samantha-lu6dz
      @Samantha-lu6dz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I see what you did there! :D

    • @jdo5748
      @jdo5748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @snapdragon6084
      @snapdragon6084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Very good. I laughed.

    • @nancykerrigan
      @nancykerrigan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Stop.
      XD

    • @yque4733
      @yque4733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And I oop...

  • @Luna-ih6my
    @Luna-ih6my 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    "He's a vegetarian now," I LOST IT 🤣

    • @msc2u1
      @msc2u1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂🤣

    • @zzulm
      @zzulm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only plants of feet

    • @myozbubble
      @myozbubble 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dr. G said carrots but I was thinking cucumbers.

    • @dalehoward3704
      @dalehoward3704 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or Lerena Bobbit is his hero😆

  • @skreemqueen756
    @skreemqueen756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    “Hannibal Lector’s guide to short term romance!” Oh Dr Grande how you slay me!

  • @MrBdiddypop
    @MrBdiddypop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2686

    It’s easy to be a high school drop out and try acting when your family has an inheritance of 200 million. That’s a pretty nice safety net.

    • @Catalina-Winemixer
      @Catalina-Winemixer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      when he was laughing about his mugshot for drug possession (marijuana) i just knew he was kinda sleazy. weed is fine, but the privilege of that, man.

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I wish my family had that..

    • @goldenknox
      @goldenknox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@Catalina-Winemixer I thought it was funny (the way he told it) but recalling it now (when said he faced no charges) really reeks of white privilege

    • @mariabelen7929
      @mariabelen7929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      @@goldenknox it's not white privilege, it's class privilege.

    • @mariabelen7929
      @mariabelen7929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WNT2BLV murder?!!! Do you have the source of that?

  • @brittanyalexs8847
    @brittanyalexs8847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1665

    “Usually when someone describes someone as physically consuming, it’s a figure of speech” top tier pun dr grande

    • @jp8649
      @jp8649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I had to pause and had a mini-breakdown after yelling, "OHhhhh, NO!". One of those ones that I really did not expect. He's great at these deadpan, dry jokes.

    • @Trollika_Devi
      @Trollika_Devi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I like his deadpan way of delivering these puns. Makes them funnier

    • @Trollika_Devi
      @Trollika_Devi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jp8649 Just saw your comment after posting the same thing. Yes those "Oh!" moments ! It makes me think he d be a very interesting person to hang out with

    • @hollowcliche9500
      @hollowcliche9500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't get it!

    • @Trollika_Devi
      @Trollika_Devi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hollowcliche9500 I.e here it's literal because he is into cannibalism. He would actually like to consume someone .

  • @membear
    @membear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    beware if a date says "I'll be having you over for dinner".

    • @cobra8888
      @cobra8888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or the next morning:
      “Breakfast time sweetly”

    • @IAmDasani
      @IAmDasani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😳

    • @jazzyjane611
      @jazzyjane611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oral

  • @Jeremy-th5pt
    @Jeremy-th5pt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    The jokes are good. The docter's tone doesn't change. That's what makes them so funny. 😊

    • @Jeremy-th5pt
      @Jeremy-th5pt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @rose petal I'm not woke. Being woke is a joke. I'm awake, not woke. Difference.

    • @pantonpam8024
      @pantonpam8024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought the same about the tone of Dr Grande’s voice. It is monotone, I had a lecturer who spoke like him. I would fall asleep, I was not tired. I even sat in the front row but still fell asleep: that did not work. So, I went on eat sweets, it worked partially but I just came to my senses and told myself that I am paying money for my course.
      Hoooraaah! That worked.
      His videos are informative but Dr Grande’s voice makes me want to sleep.

    • @beyondmeasure9903
      @beyondmeasure9903 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @boat no one is joking about sexual abuse

    • @glow1815
      @glow1815 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love Dr. Grande sarcasm and he's right all the time

  • @Rodniikun
    @Rodniikun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1750

    Never thought Dr Grande would be talking about furries. We've gone places

    • @We_Are_All_Vultures
      @We_Are_All_Vultures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      IKR

    • @tdmccoy1211
      @tdmccoy1211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right!!!

    • @brianpratt3224
      @brianpratt3224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It was only a matter of time.

    • @secretxxstars
      @secretxxstars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      came here to say that my first reaction seeing this video was "oh NO I can't believe that we're at a place where Dr. Grande has to explain vore to people 🤦‍♂️😭" 🤣

    • @N_A.-
      @N_A.- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is only the beginning.

  • @kotozbik
    @kotozbik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    "That guy is a snack" takes on a completely new meaning

    • @mutestingray
      @mutestingray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😭

    • @jdo5748
      @jdo5748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @judepamment1106
      @judepamment1106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh snap!🤣🤣🤣

    • @fka_the_body1542
      @fka_the_body1542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sonyvalencia
      @sonyvalencia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If Armie says this people will look at him funny.

  • @EricThompson-gs9ce
    @EricThompson-gs9ce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    It's not enough to be rich and good looking, he has to be freaky as well.

    • @yashekaashton8834
      @yashekaashton8834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *and abusive

    • @lucialuz777
      @lucialuz777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He’s family is very toxic, this was learned behavior.

    • @donalynette
      @donalynette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Evidently too much emphasis on money & looks.

    • @donalynette
      @donalynette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lucialuz777 I think 99% of behavior is learned.

    • @colico14
      @colico14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine having his life and in lieu of seeking the best help money can buy, you decide to give in to your sick desires and fuck up your entire life.

  • @danaventura5998
    @danaventura5998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love how an ad for Nutrisystem showed up while watching this.

  • @lblairart
    @lblairart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1227

    Dr Grande coming in with the jokes. He probably giggled like a preteen stoner when he was writing that script.

    • @elanahammer1076
      @elanahammer1076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Shhhh lol, that’s how rumors get started! Lol ❤️

    • @sambibambi5409
      @sambibambi5409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      lol ik im focusing on the wrong point here but "preteen stoner" Really Worries Me

    • @SpecialAgent-zn1vv
      @SpecialAgent-zn1vv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sambibambi5409 You know... You finished what I was going to start... Giggles

    • @lblairart
      @lblairart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sambibambi5409 you dont see the great Dr. Grande explaining his jokes.

    • @katdoll8226
      @katdoll8226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol, I just envisioned Grande laughing this way in my head , and God I hope so 🤣

  • @madelainewinger7014
    @madelainewinger7014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    Hannibal Lechter's Guide To Short-Term Romance....🤣🤣Dead.

    • @cinditalbot5373
      @cinditalbot5373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣

    • @spideywhiplash
      @spideywhiplash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @debolinabhattacharyya5179
      @debolinabhattacharyya5179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The best part is the way Dr. Grande delivers it. It's just brilliant.

    • @Liciablyth
      @Liciablyth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I promised myself to only watch Dr Grande when I am NOT drinking tea. I had just taken a mouthful when this line came out. I had to wash my laptop! I took 5 minutes to recover! Still laughing...

    • @St-ik5zb
      @St-ik5zb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I cackled like a demented witch at that one.

  • @samantha7370
    @samantha7370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I love how politely he says everything

  • @popcorn9791
    @popcorn9791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    This goes to show just how screwed up people can be...all while looking "normal."

    • @DiandraStarShine
      @DiandraStarShine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it's definitely frightening. that's why I prefer to get to know people over *time.* and not always but eventually many of them give themselves away.

    • @DiandraStarShine
      @DiandraStarShine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @rose petal you're not at all caught up. Armie is in a *ton* of legal trouble, he 'resigned' from the film project he had been hired to star in, as the producers won't have him anymore - as his actions resulted in the project being at risk for the loss of funding & canned, otherwise.
      also, his wife is divorcing him, as well as his time with their children has been jeopardized..not helped by the video he HIMSELF posted to social media of his very young son sucking on his [Armie's] toes.
      also, he's been facing potential civil lawsuits from the women he has harmed.
      so, maybe study up next time [and *NOT* per the gossip sites & rag magazines or cheap commentary TH-cam channels] before posting your ignorance about what has actually been going on with his situation.

    • @dickchampagne4358
      @dickchampagne4358 ปีที่แล้ว

      @boat hi Armie

  • @janelledittus1262
    @janelledittus1262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    i was reading an article the other day about how tall, handsome men are more likely to be seen as highly desirable partners regardless of concerning behavior; essentially the hotter you are the more likely your partners are to let you get away with weird stuff or ignore red flags.
    He is 6’5” and *objectively* very handsome, I’m sure that people have dismissed his oddities solely based on that. But if you watch interviews he’s stilted and insincere. I’ve always thought he was “off” in some way I couldn’t put my finger on.

    • @polarbearsrus6980
      @polarbearsrus6980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      The "beautiful" people absolutely get away with more, interesting observation. This case was a shocker for me. Wonder if being a spoiled rich brat had much to do with it, just saying. Looking forward to learning more about this one.

    • @kittycurious6444
      @kittycurious6444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      And I think inversely and often times unfairly, the less conventionally attractive a man is, or perhaps with certain diagnosable but harmless personality eccentricities, can be totally disproportionately targeted and accused for something they clearly did not do. I’ve seen a case of an odd fellow, portly, not tall, not handsome, maybe on the low end iq wise but certainly still functioning, super nice genuine guy, get his life essentially destroyed being wrongly accused and then the ensuing media frenzy and mob mentality. Proven beyond innocent, and to this day locally you’ll still hear people gossip about him. A total disgrace. Sorry that was a lot to say- I totally agree with you.

    • @borneoman8574
      @borneoman8574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@kittycurious6444 Boo Radley in "To Kill a Mockingbird."

    • @ida305
      @ida305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't find him attractive.

    • @polarbearsrus6980
      @polarbearsrus6980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ida305 Nope, I'll pass on him for looks. Plus, he's a ginger, lol.

  • @KingofHearts
    @KingofHearts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    If you wake up in the middle of the night to your partner sprinkling salt and pepper on you...that may be a clue.

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      When he looks at you and sees you wearing those little paper decorations on your ankles like a turkey...

    • @lenitaa7938
      @lenitaa7938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂

    • @hectorh7975
      @hectorh7975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      if your partner starts seasoning you while you asleep. you might be a cannibal!

    • @goyonman9655
      @goyonman9655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lenitaa7938 tom and Jerry

    • @peytonweb
      @peytonweb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@abelis644 That's called "Crowned Rack of Pam" I think...

  • @nostalgicMoonlight
    @nostalgicMoonlight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Plot twist: Armie did this on purpose so people stop saying he is gay and in love with Timothee Chalamet😂

    • @michelebradley7813
      @michelebradley7813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😂 You can show yourself out now.

    • @nostalgicMoonlight
      @nostalgicMoonlight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@michelebradley7813 he just wanted to prove how much he loves WOMEN... to the point he'd actually eat them... metaphorically 😂

    • @annawimpey5307
      @annawimpey5307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its melodramatic enough to be a PR stunt. 👍

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He did that gay theme Tell Me Your Name indie film 🎬. Some actors play gay or bi characters as a career move. Others do it as a coy way of saying they are LGBTQA 🤫. Look at Ellen Page aka Edward Page. 🏳️‍🌈

    • @annasaussieanimals4678
      @annasaussieanimals4678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@DavidLLambertmobile Elliot Page.

  • @akishawashington2136
    @akishawashington2136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Watching out for fats, gluten, and sugars, it's just so hard to figure out how to eat these days.

  • @kathymack3791
    @kathymack3791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    "Stick a fork in me. I'm done". One of you best lines so far, Dr Grande!

    • @reneet5858
      @reneet5858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆😂😂

    • @karisscarlette8802
      @karisscarlette8802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Laughed so hard, and he's deadpan!!! Brilliant

  • @StevieDamnit
    @StevieDamnit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    The most shocking part of this story is that the guy was in fact NOT an heir to the baking soda company.

    • @deliciousful
      @deliciousful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      the family bought the baking soda company.

    • @trentc7329
      @trentc7329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@deliciousful I remember that. Imagine having so much money you could buy Arm & Hammer for the lols. "It's my name!"

    • @hannah.e.023
      @hannah.e.023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@deliciousful yes but not exactly. His grandfather bought A&H stock but didn’t own it outright.

    • @StevieDamnit
      @StevieDamnit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@deliciousful They haven't shared ownership since 1990.

    • @shojinryori
      @shojinryori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I am inexpressibly disappointed by that. 🙁

  • @mackofalltrades3155
    @mackofalltrades3155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I love the dead pan humor, as does everyone else it would seem. I also love your videos because you talk about complex subjects but make it easy to understand and which makes learning about this stuff retainable. Making everyone smarter and more aware one video at a time!

  • @pricklypear7497
    @pricklypear7497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Without cracking a smile: "I wonder whether he has a preference for carrots." Lol.

    • @bongbong-qo8xn
      @bongbong-qo8xn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really... but he accidently sat on one while filming this video....

  • @katanawonka7873
    @katanawonka7873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    "he always wanted to have a piece of her in his possession" yep sounds like Jeffrey Dahmer

    • @AnxietyRat
      @AnxietyRat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yup yup yup.... It's so bad. 😬😬😬

    • @natchii1542
      @natchii1542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Armie Hammer... Jeffrey Dahmer...... 🤡

    • @TeaTephiTrumpet777
      @TeaTephiTrumpet777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It demonic possession. anyone with out Christ is susceptible and these people in the holy-wood & why thus why cosiness to politicians also into witchcraft demon friends they ask for assistanxce to direct them all deeply embedded in cult worship with consumption of human flesh ie the Maria Abramovich w Tony&John Podesta and most recently the friend Bill Gates & Microsoft wanted to portray/market their company. She is one of the head witches of "spirit cooking" where rhe dinner is somehow not human flesh is made to look like it and maybe the appetizer to the late night 3:00Am finale. Dont want to know more than we do as what we know is enough to convict all of them for mass hienous murder. They didnt need a biological virus to become like the movie with Fresh Prince of Bel Air they chose to become like it exactly like pathetic little armie. How stupid they are that their actions will make them into nothingness-smoke-a spirit blotted out for eternity when all of them have such aspirations of greatness. Be grateful for eyes that see wrong doing as wrong, evil as evil and good as good because it only comes from God.

    • @maribrunnsteiner9621
      @maribrunnsteiner9621 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@natchii1542🙋‍♀️ Beide sind Dümmer

    • @maribrunnsteiner9621
      @maribrunnsteiner9621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TeaTephiTrumpet777 correct! High time to stop by not patronizing their show or Videos. And we shouldnt allow them to proliferate.

  • @buttkid3548
    @buttkid3548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I've abused many substances, but not once did I get the urge to eat somebody.

    • @LAZISH
      @LAZISH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Though, adults love to say that they will eat cute kids and pets to express their fondness towards them. So, does it mean that they are cannibals or at least vores?

    • @minerva4275
      @minerva4275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LAZISH Look up cute aggression

  • @lukavukos6550
    @lukavukos6550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    New studio, some After Effects titling, and one dry gag after another. You, sir, have transcended.

  • @theruffledbunny2675
    @theruffledbunny2675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Look out for signs such as If they think the Joy of Cooking book is a love story or when they’re watching the Walking Dead and always root for the zombies” 🤣

  • @hellolove5613
    @hellolove5613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1035

    It’s not the fantasy or fetish that bothers me, it’s the fact that i’m reading a lot of these women saying that they didn’t give consent all the time or that they would express how unpleasant something was and he didn’t care or enjoyed that they didn’t like it.

    • @AnxietyRat
      @AnxietyRat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Exactly this. Kinks are totally fine. I don't kinkshame. But consent is a cornerstone of the kink community. Even "non consentual" Things ARE consentual. It's called consentual non consent in the community and the people who engage in it often (but probably not always) are victims of assault. And it's used as a way to cope and regain control of the situation. The fact that the women he was talking to were very clearly NOT consenting to engaging in his kink and he should have respected that. You do not force your kinks onto your partner. That's unacceptable.

    • @SRBOMBONICA86
      @SRBOMBONICA86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Even if they have consent it's a disgusting fetish .The German cannibal did get his consent from a guy to cut of his penis and eat it for example ,doesn't make it right

    • @jaymeselijah
      @jaymeselijah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@SRBOMBONICA86 I have mixed feelings about that case, simply because the victim was 100% okay with it and even participate in it himself

    • @theeKPOPlover
      @theeKPOPlover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@jaymeselijah But when do we cross the line?!?! Like it is still disturbing and sick whether consensual or not...

    • @SRBOMBONICA86
      @SRBOMBONICA86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@theeKPOPlover exactly ,we can't excuse everything with consent ,many people are way to sick mentally to consent

  • @CF-ei5oz
    @CF-ei5oz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    I feel weird now for telling my cat she's so cute I'm going to eat her.

    • @FB-cx4sp
      @FB-cx4sp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah me too, lol. 🙀

    • @borneoman8574
      @borneoman8574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@FB-cx4sp Sometimes we have those "tapes" from early childhood... phrases like that which were intended as affectionate. We play them out loud in our own voice with the same positive emotion. But then, of course, it also depends on your cultural background....

    • @francoiseamethystebosshard5207
      @francoiseamethystebosshard5207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i say the same to all animals i meet on the street or my own" ooh you are delicous I want to eat your face" :)

    • @OhSmexyGirlfriend
      @OhSmexyGirlfriend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The reason we think animals are cute and have the instinct to catch small animals like birds, bunnies, frogs, etc, when we're children (in adulthood too, but it's more suppressed) is because *_we want to eat them._* OBVIOUSLY. Todd Grande's "psychology" is BS and goes against human nature.

    • @Xosidhe
      @Xosidhe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@francoiseamethystebosshard5207 That is a little weird ngl 😂

  • @irenemax3574
    @irenemax3574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I am reminded of the episode of The IT Crowd, where Moss went to the home of a German man for what he thought would be a cooking lesson.

  • @carmaela2689
    @carmaela2689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    His parents named him Armond Hammer....like the makers of baking soda.

    • @WesaTwoRivers
      @WesaTwoRivers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It was his grandfather’s company.

    • @bobdixon6369
      @bobdixon6369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That would be
      (Arm & Hammer). The actual name is Armand.

    • @carmaela2689
      @carmaela2689 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bobdixon6369 yeah....

  • @Miss_Wonderful1
    @Miss_Wonderful1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    "She described him as consuming across several dimensions". Not even Dr. Grande could keep a straight face here 😂 The explanation of red flags of vorarephilia had me howling with laugther.

    • @rickmorty5215
      @rickmorty5215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Loves2laugh15
      @Loves2laugh15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i saw that LOL, his little laugh and smile cracked me up

    • @erinthesystem9608
      @erinthesystem9608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It sounds like a flaky thing one of Charles Manson's girls might've said. ("His eyes!.. He just CONSUMES you across the DIMENSIONS..")

    • @todddanforth8853
      @todddanforth8853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahahaha!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @marietteestabrook4098
      @marietteestabrook4098 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe she was the one on drugs?!

  • @antnfs
    @antnfs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    ‘I wonder if he had a preference for carrots’. Exceptional delivery.

    • @penny4575
      @penny4575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i dont get this joke can someone explain it

    • @antnfs
      @antnfs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It was a very subtle dick joke, artfully executed.

    • @impinkiepiuwu1832
      @impinkiepiuwu1832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I busted out laughing when I heard that 😂😂😂😂😂💔

    • @SUPERNOVA729
      @SUPERNOVA729 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😁

    • @xj9ox
      @xj9ox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe cucumbers? Eggplants? Hmmmm, salad is never going to be quite the same.

  • @rayx5653
    @rayx5653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    “There are no giant women,” I guess Dr. Grande hasn’t met some of my ex-wife’s family.

    • @paddlestandingup
      @paddlestandingup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this made me laugh

    • @sandysimpson4785
      @sandysimpson4785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did a party security post last year, 2020 🥳. 1 of the bar mgrs was a 6'02" woman about 28. She was BIG! Not obese but very tall. I'm 6'00 & she was a few inches bigger. 😉

    • @rachelwyatt6030
      @rachelwyatt6030 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is funny 😂

    • @Lindsey0007
      @Lindsey0007 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are SSSBBWs I assume...

  • @m35926
    @m35926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Courtney: he said he wanted to take a bite out of me
    Me: that's what I'm talking about
    Courtney: he wanted to cut out my rib, grill it and eat it
    Me: okay, not really what I was thinking

  • @papasitoman
    @papasitoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    This story will cost him and arm and a leg...

    • @claireeebee
      @claireeebee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If you're with him and your foot falls asleep 😬 Gotta do a toe check!

    • @dreamcrone
      @dreamcrone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      papasitoman haaa haaa haaa, yuk

    • @lauragheorghe8856
      @lauragheorghe8856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      An armie

    • @sarahjordan348
      @sarahjordan348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @skr8674
      @skr8674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Better him than someone else! 😂😂😂

  • @brif2304
    @brif2304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    This guy is the funniest man in the world. He has such a dead pan sense of humor that he delivers a such confidence. I really hope that he gets to the attention he deserves

    • @sarahdixon6011
      @sarahdixon6011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He's got a large fan base. 600 000
      Not too long before a cool million I reckon. He is really something special.

    • @jessicam.1267
      @jessicam.1267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes! He is not only hilarious but his videos are educational as well.

    • @tubbylumpkins4885
      @tubbylumpkins4885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I thought you were talking about Armie for a moment.

    • @mercury_rising
      @mercury_rising 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In the world? 😄. You need to watch some old school Chris Rock, maybe some Dave Chappelle? Enjoy!!

    • @sherrihinton8567
      @sherrihinton8567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love Dr. Grande.

  • @sad_doggo2504
    @sad_doggo2504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love the new background! Thank you for posting this. I have struggled with what I would have termed intrusive thoughts in the past involving cannibalistic fantasy. But the more I researched it, the more it was apparent that intrusive thoughts involve things that are ego-dystonic -- they make you uncomfortable, you don't identify with them, etc.
    When I think about cannibalistic things, it just makes me really happy. It's not always sexual, but it can definitely go down that road. I look at people and I feel a little anxious, because I have those thoughts in the back of my head, like they're food or something. It makes it hard to relate sometimes and it's given me a serious case of imposter syndrome. BUT! It's actually really comforting to know that there's a name for this and that most people don't act on it. If there was one thing that *did* end up becoming an intrusive thought, it's that I thought I was going to become a serial killer, like Jeffrey Dahmer.
    Anyway, maybe a bit TMI, but just wanted to add something to the conversation in case anyone was wondering what it was like to have this paraphilia.

  • @user-tj8ys4ic8w
    @user-tj8ys4ic8w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    "If while watching The Walking Dead, they root for the zombies" ...I'm dead from that one 😂😆

    • @lestranged
      @lestranged 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or the Terminus people. the zombies aren't sentient, they can't help what they do. The people at Terminus made a choice to be cannibals.

    • @Dreaming_Aya
      @Dreaming_Aya 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That one kinda scared me, cause I love Vampires and kinda root for them 😬

  • @marviveedee7198
    @marviveedee7198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    When hosting a party ,don't put Armie in charge of catering the event .

    • @marina2150
      @marina2150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      When hosting a party, don't put him in charge of barbacue.

    • @goldenknox
      @goldenknox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you reminded me of that Criminal Minds episode in which someone poised the catering with human... parts.
      Plus, the Greek mythology story of Tantalus. Way too common, huh?

    • @fullmetalprism5249
      @fullmetalprism5249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stefaniasavio
      @stefaniasavio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I bet Armie is very good at cooking barbecue ribs. Lol 😂

  • @Nana-xv6oo
    @Nana-xv6oo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dr. Grande, I look forward to your analyses for the information you present but I am always delighted by your humor.

  • @w.andersson8056
    @w.andersson8056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really appreciate that you are so clear about when you move between subects. "so now moving away from X to Y and what Y is". It makes it much easier to follow and learn from your videos. Especially since english isnt my first language.

  • @AstroMoonGoddess
    @AstroMoonGoddess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    My ex boyfriend was into vore. He was a macrophiliac. He had fantasies about me growing into a giantess and eating him. It was really disturbing. He turned out to be very abusive and toxic and I am no longer in a relationship with him.

    • @bels4013
      @bels4013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I had never heard of that before Meghan. That is disturbing!

    • @valnsky
      @valnsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Glad you got out!

    • @ThepPixel
      @ThepPixel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I know a girl whos into that kinda stuff and now her boyfriend is too, they have a really great relationship tbh, sexual fetishes dont always indicate someone is fucked up. One of my exs wanted to own me and keep me in a cage, I politely declined and we had a great vanilla sex life. Nothing wrong with kinky shit

    • @earthynomad7160
      @earthynomad7160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You are just like him dear. The idea of being around someone with such thoughts let alone dating him.
      White chicks are crazyyyyy

    • @drakedrones
      @drakedrones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Omg what *shuddering all over*

  • @msinformation91
    @msinformation91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    "But I was drunk when I said that." Yeah, that's when you should believe people the most. Loose lips and all that.

    • @roxannemoser
      @roxannemoser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yep, that's how I found out my aunt had an abortion at 14.

    • @alisinchains
      @alisinchains 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Reminds me of the guy from The Jinx who said he was on meth when he accidentally admitted to murdering people.

    • @roxannemoser
      @roxannemoser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Brian May I love it. Can you remember your lies?

    • @torosalvajebcn
      @torosalvajebcn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      just a myth, most alcoholics dont tell the truth when they are drunk.

    • @lauraarcher6996
      @lauraarcher6996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@roxannemoser 😱

  • @brendamarin3931
    @brendamarin3931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you Doctor, for your brief yet very informative commentary on the actor currently embroiled (no pun intended), in the still unfolding scandal and also for the corresponding information including description detailing the very taboo topic or subject of discussion.
    Wishing that my recent observations regarding the seemingly increasing numbers of portrayals, dramatizations, et cetera of this very disturbing and disgusting practice in the media were just my imagination instead of some sort of super scary uptick or rise in the popularity and/or interest in such detestably dark and deadly deeds, has become increasingly difficult to dismiss. For l do not ever remember any time before now in my 44 years of existence where the sickness of cannibalism has been such a popular point of discussion. And the seeming fascination with the foul and vile zombie seems to be more of the same.
    I do fear that humanity will some day soon face the unthinkable but as of yet we seem to be unknowingly being groomed for whatever horrors may lie ahead.

  • @ChitchatwithApril
    @ChitchatwithApril 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve been off the Internet for a while. You have a new background, set up, nice looking shirt and beard, I see. I like it! As usual, I appreciate your intelligence, humor and your work.

  • @itzsal5739
    @itzsal5739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Jeffrey Dahmer: That's cute

    • @SindyJ37
      @SindyJ37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      From hell Haha

    • @jianfalco2133
      @jianfalco2133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @joanam3070
      @joanam3070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hammer, Dahmer... Can't say there was no clue here.

    • @dub2536
      @dub2536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Parris Hilton: "That's Hot"!

    • @blueblack3591
      @blueblack3591 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oopsie

  • @ivyblack2209
    @ivyblack2209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    "Stick a fork in me, I'm done -"
    I just spat my coffee over my laptop.

  • @insomniacspillowfortarmy5776
    @insomniacspillowfortarmy5776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Surviving my birthright by Casey Hammer (his aunt) is a book about her life. Her childhood and family and it's... Disturbing like sexual abuse by his grandfather and dad, violence, substance abuse etc. Came out before all this on him

  • @k_a_y_l_e_e
    @k_a_y_l_e_e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i love how, in 2021, no one is going, "are we sure these dms weren't photoshopped?? it's really not that hard to fake this kind of stuff." instead, people hear this bizarre shit and go, "oh yea. that's true no doubt 100%."

  • @cobracommander8133
    @cobracommander8133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I’m having a hard time believing a real cannibal would say something like “I’m a 100% real cannibal”, but I could just be incredibly naive.

  • @alisinchains
    @alisinchains 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    "One could say Lorena Bobbitt was his hero" DR GRANDE NO

  • @leighblacklocke7190
    @leighblacklocke7190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You address some very grisly topics, without allowing the worst of them to deter listeners. Appreciate how well the analysis is presented, and thumbs up for the humor.

  • @jeffinphx517
    @jeffinphx517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When you're named after baking soda stuff gets kooky.

  • @reversalmushroom
    @reversalmushroom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    The name "Armie Hammer" is distracting.

    • @tomcoryell
      @tomcoryell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I just picture a yellow and orange box with a red circle every time I hear it.

    • @timidsore7933
      @timidsore7933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tomcoryell dude now I can't unsee it

    • @pauladuncanadams1750
      @pauladuncanadams1750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tomcoryell Can I keep him in my freezer for a month?

    • @shrimptyd8059
      @shrimptyd8059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      More like arm-eat hannibal

    • @S0otitan13
      @S0otitan13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's worst when you know his real name is Armand Hammer 🥴

  • @carolynsilvers9999
    @carolynsilvers9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    These disorders are disturbing. Makes me want to be a recluse.

    • @redchic
      @redchic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I'm a recluse. It's been helpful this past year. I do think I became one due to too many encounters with folks with personalities like discussed in this episode. admittedly, I don't understand why people are freaking out of quarantining and social distancing. Lol. I'm trying to be sympathetic, but its difficult. Lol.

    • @midnight687
      @midnight687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@redchic its not good to isolate yourself for many reasons

    • @timw4432
      @timw4432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Already there 😂

    • @gardendormouse6479
      @gardendormouse6479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Redchic: I'm introverted, tho I wouldn't call myself a recluse, by any means. I have barely left my house since last March.
      Lately, I've been feeling like the walls of my house are pressing in on me, about to tumble down on me, and squish me like a bug. Sounds seem amplified, too. I don't know what to make of it...I meditate, & listen to calming music.
      I'm fortunate, in that I can work from home. I'm more worried about contracting COVID and bringing it home to my spouse, than the effects of social isolation.

    • @jaredjones1752
      @jaredjones1752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'm a recluse. Life is a lot more peaceful and less stressful, but you have to WANT IT. Fifteen years ago, deep down I didn't want it but I tried to be a recluse anyway. I damn near lost my mind from the isolation and loneliness; laughing randomly at nothing, as well as talking to myself. But now, as I'm older, I'm able to handle it perfectly and the solitude has improved my life and mental health. The lifestyle is a good one, but it has its risks for the unprepared.

  • @valerieh.708
    @valerieh.708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Grande, you have upped your game since last time I came! Nice to see you loosen up.

  • @unsolicitedadvice2800
    @unsolicitedadvice2800 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I LOVE how your jokes are always delivered with a straight face and monotone voice. Cracks me up!

  • @maddie4w
    @maddie4w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Guys, I lost my copy of Hannibal Lecter’s Guide to Short Term Romance, does anyone have one that I could borrow?

    • @bgood2allh991
      @bgood2allh991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      sorry cant borrow you nothing!! its gonna cost u an arm and a leg!

    • @bbz7672
      @bbz7672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@bgood2allh991 🤣😂👍 Good one!

    • @nikkikidd8428
      @nikkikidd8428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He’s so good that I instantly started looking for it on amazon. It’s been awhile and I am getting so desperate! I could eat anyone. I mean, I could date anyone. Or both.

    • @carolynellis387
      @carolynellis387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Funny!

    • @donnahilton471
      @donnahilton471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just put the lotion on it's arm....

  • @linda165
    @linda165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1168

    I'll never see carrots the same way ever again.

    • @OstblockLatina
      @OstblockLatina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nor me the forks...

    • @wascawywabbit0987
      @wascawywabbit0987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Carrots would be fine as long as he cuts them into pieces.

    • @Brandilyn24
      @Brandilyn24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      RIGHT! LOL

    • @emmajohnson5877
      @emmajohnson5877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Have you the vegan teacher? What she did with carrot was also hella weird

    • @1313MockingBird_Lane
      @1313MockingBird_Lane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was thinking the same thing...eew

  • @piachavez5350
    @piachavez5350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is a golden post... we love consuming your wit and info, Dr!

  • @mindy2347
    @mindy2347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just love your little side comments, you are awesome and make me chuckle, thank you!

  • @kshaw2307
    @kshaw2307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    The humour in this is top tier

    • @SindyJ37
      @SindyJ37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His straight face with the jokes injected are the shit

  • @jto9866
    @jto9866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    The way he delivers every joke so dry is my favorite part haha

  • @MG-uj7ng
    @MG-uj7ng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wait until people find out that he's not the only one percenter/celebrity with a *peculiar* taste

  • @jordiejordan8249
    @jordiejordan8249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The way Dr. Grande is so passive at telling jokes is hilarious

  • @gio_graphy
    @gio_graphy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "As I mentioned this activity is illegal" YOU DONT SAY, DOCTOR!

  • @breezy-duz-it
    @breezy-duz-it 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    “Usually when somebody describes a romantic partner as “physically consuming”, it’s a matter of speech....” 😂 The noise I made after that one was inhuman lol

    • @akshayde
      @akshayde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I did not get this one

    • @BbGun-lw5vi
      @BbGun-lw5vi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@akshayde He meant that in Armie’s case physically consuming is literal because he’s a cannibal.

    • @akshayde
      @akshayde 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BbGun-lw5vi aah that makes sense makes 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @jmchez
    @jmchez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "The book, 'To Serve Man' is not about being a servant. It is a cook book!"
    -- Lisa Simpson (based on Rod Serling).

  • @kellyb2519
    @kellyb2519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for the humorous thoughts, your analysis gave me a good chuckle 👍

  • @thenarrator4786
    @thenarrator4786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Armie, looking around nervously: I ... I need to return some videotapes.

    • @NR-tr4tq
      @NR-tr4tq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He's not getting a reservation in Dorsia.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's cranberry juice - CranApple!

    • @provethioaltum3276
      @provethioaltum3276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He uses a honey almond body scrub😂😂

    • @hangry265
      @hangry265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t just stare at it...eat it.

  • @Lospaghetto
    @Lospaghetto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Oh God, the peach eating scene from Call Me By Your Name has a completely different meaning now

    • @mrillis9259
      @mrillis9259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I could eat a peach for hours.
      Nick Cage
      I used to think peach meant vagina but it seems to be bum, fuzzy bum?

  • @lynnebarnes3840
    @lynnebarnes3840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dr Grande totally straight faces it, "I wonder if he has a particular preference for carrots." Lol

  • @loualiberti4781
    @loualiberti4781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank U Doctor ! The introduction of understated humor is greatly appreciated !!

  • @cottontails9003
    @cottontails9003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "He may have read Hannibal Lecters guide to romance" Dr Grande you are the best!

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hannibal tended not to eat people he was involved in intimate relationships with.
      I can't believe I'm saying this :-O

    • @lalineaa
      @lalineaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was like did I hear that right 😂

  • @vallove4life
    @vallove4life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    The sad part is that God blessed him with good looks which makes him more dangerous... what an odd disorder. Thank you for breaking it down in such a manner. 👍🙌

    • @pogwigginsprod.7702
      @pogwigginsprod.7702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Your logic is laughable. “God” blessed him with good looks... and also a fetish for cannibalism?

    • @user-cd9bm1bo5t
      @user-cd9bm1bo5t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For my personal belief thats not blessing
      If god gives you something and you use it in a bad manner , it’ just an open gate to hell tbh

    • @pogwigginsprod.7702
      @pogwigginsprod.7702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-cd9bm1bo5t sound epistemology... clearly. lol

    • @pogwigginsprod.7702
      @pogwigginsprod.7702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jellyfishi_ how would you possibly substantiate that claim?

    • @MrsNsf74
      @MrsNsf74 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good looks and money

  • @hernandezb2178
    @hernandezb2178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for your analysis 🧐 this is the first time learning about this condition very interesting!

  • @8eileen1
    @8eileen1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very nice new background on the set!!! The other one with all of the Cacti was very distracting!!! Kudos!!

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    Two cannibals were eating a clown. The first cannibal says “Does this taste funny to you?”
    Thank you, I’m here all week. PS Dahmer’s mother: “Jeffrey, I don’t like your friend.” Jeffrey: “Then just eat the vegetables.”

    • @anastasiabeaverhousen9067
      @anastasiabeaverhousen9067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😂😂😂😂still laughing

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@anastasiabeaverhousen9067 love your screen name from Will n Grace!

    • @lila-di8ng
      @lila-di8ng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Help me Jefreeeey

    • @annawimpey5307
      @annawimpey5307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Did you just pull those out of your freezer?

    • @Thinknappythoughts
      @Thinknappythoughts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can’t!!!!!

  • @brimanzano5936
    @brimanzano5936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Dr. Grande: Today’s question is, can I look at the Armie Hammer Cannibalism Scandal?
    Me: The WHAT?????

    • @MAINECOONLADY
      @MAINECOONLADY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dr Grande: Today's question is, can I ever watch Armie films/shows the same ever again?!" NO!!

    • @annjohnson6193
      @annjohnson6193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@MAINECOONLADY that’s what I’m wondering. I used to like him. After this, I don’t know if I can watch his movies anymore

    • @LDiamondz
      @LDiamondz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@annjohnson6193 I won't watch him anymore. I'll just keep wondering if he wants to eat every other actor he stars with. 😝

    • @napatora
      @napatora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao my exact reaction

    • @LAZISH
      @LAZISH 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So, who did he eat? 😂😂😂😂

  • @ethos1236
    @ethos1236 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're killing me, Doc. Your understated humor is the best!

  • @inuchan74
    @inuchan74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Stick a fork in me, I'm done" got me rollin' today!!

  • @GG_Booboo
    @GG_Booboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    When his “eating” habits make him more famous than his acting! Hollyweird just doesn’t cease to amaze!
    I’m sorry but you can’t be joking about eating someone!

    • @smiley2477
      @smiley2477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I’m sure the woman assumed he was joking until it became clear he wasn’t. The natural reaction is to think it’s a joke at first. She is lucky she got out alive ..

    • @natchii1542
      @natchii1542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The same shit is Dwayne Johnson, or how people like to call him, "the Rock", just search for The Rock talks about eating children.

    • @mariaalano3077
      @mariaalano3077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please check if TomothèChalamet is alright.

    • @Nineteen1900Hundred
      @Nineteen1900Hundred 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mariaalano3077 Try not to be too emotionally disturbed when the truth comes out. It can be hard on your soul, learning about such darkness.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember the Simpsons "Troy MacClure" character, VO by the fantasic Phil Hartman 🎤 having a bizarre "sex with 🐟" fetish. It was a great episode that was years before the 2010s era MeToo scene.

  • @msstammy
    @msstammy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I really try not to kink shame, do you boo boo, but no, Armie. Do not eat your dates.

    • @AT-gz4ej
      @AT-gz4ej 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Ok no. This is not kink shaming. Having kinks about raping people, eating people, or fu*king babies is never ok. IDGAF. What is wrong with the world. People like that need help.

    • @julie6784
      @julie6784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@AT-gz4ej Right? Any behavior that harms someone without their consent or are not legally able to consent, is not "kink shaming ". People need to be careful of the term "shaming". Because, you can be defending or pushing something that is wrong now, to be legalize in the near future.

    • @d.flipot4049
      @d.flipot4049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@AT-gz4ej Exactly thank you, we tend to legitimize everything by saying oh it's just a kinks, oh just a preference... but at the end wrong is wrong, when your so called kink is a desire to harm other it isn't ok or normal better seek for a therapist.

    • @guinevereinthefield176
      @guinevereinthefield176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think the comic nuance in the OP’s statement has been sorta lost in translation :D

    • @Mehki227
      @Mehki227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He can eat dates but not *a* date 😂

  • @deonaeddy7749
    @deonaeddy7749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your humor in your vids Dr. Todd😁

  • @terike9738
    @terike9738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Cannibals "would be restricted to short-term relationships"--crying!🤣🤣🤣

  • @dom19945
    @dom19945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I wouldn't doubt this for a second. Hollyweird is gonna Hollyweird.

    • @WALKUREX
      @WALKUREX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      On one hand I agree that they’re mostly weirdo narcissists while on the other, these messages are from a scorned/emotionally hurt woman so most likely they both weirdos

    • @HkFinn83
      @HkFinn83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The arts might be full of people a little more eccentric than usual, but I don’t think that extends to cannibalism 😂😂

    • @tai2215
      @tai2215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yea u right, they are famous so it’s easier to spot them but what about the ones that aren’t famous and are roaming the place.....we can be walking next to one but we don’t realize it.

    • @evam5134
      @evam5134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah if this was someone who was not famous whatsoever it would be just a little hard to believe, but this actor seems like he was raised in a upper crust circle. Totally wouldn't doubt it

    • @evam5134
      @evam5134 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WALKUREX Thats a good point

  • @meghanmary4566
    @meghanmary4566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "Lorena Bobbit may have been his hero" LMAOOO I'M CRYING!!

  • @oldhick9047
    @oldhick9047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "What could be going on in a situation like this" I do hope there isn't a situation like this.

  • @yogadre
    @yogadre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Remember the ET actress was just did a show on Amazon if I remember... feel along these same lines. They make movies sending messages... training our conscience to accept

  • @Nyctophora
    @Nyctophora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Dr Grande giving some fool both barrels is a thing of beauty.

  • @apocalypse_frau
    @apocalypse_frau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Dr. Grande, do you think that people diagnosed with macrophilia or microphilia would consider Gulliver’s Travels erotic literature?

    • @morganmann1403
      @morganmann1403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was just reading an article and found this quote: “I was turned on
by ‘Gulliver’s Travels’ before I knew what the
 birds and the bees were all about. In the book, there’s a scene in the land 
of Brobdingnag where Gulliver gets intimate with one of the local
 giantesses - the enticingly named Glumdaclitch. I’ve
 fantasized about giantesses ever since. Like any fetish, if you 
don’t have it, you probably won’t get it."

    • @repellomuggletumify
      @repellomuggletumify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh my GOD

    • @LDiamondz
      @LDiamondz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only if there are pictures. 😆

    • @peaceandquiet1983
      @peaceandquiet1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😚

    • @antoniopizzolatotroia8754
      @antoniopizzolatotroia8754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes. Is some cases could be even started with the Gulliver’s Travels in the first place! Ahaha

  • @todddanforth8853
    @todddanforth8853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think Dr. Grande should try some stand up comedy!!! Those puns and dry jokes along the way are amazing, especially when delivered in the same calm, scientific voice as everything else!!! 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

  • @vickieva2927
    @vickieva2927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I keep waiting for the day that Dr. Grande laughs or smiles💚

  • @maybug88
    @maybug88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Skip the treatment, some people need an exorcist.

    • @sarak4217
      @sarak4217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EXACTLY

    • @Lililililili333
      @Lililililili333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He said his mother woke him up trying to exorcise the demons out of him once, actually

    • @johnsmith-zh1bt
      @johnsmith-zh1bt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xxgg55 some people do need to be executed

    • @conniegodar8146
      @conniegodar8146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best comment!

    • @sambibambi5409
      @sambibambi5409 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what if the demons entered them consentually