Helldivers Illuminate Update Slander PT 2
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- We did it we defeated the Iluminate for now... GO PLAY HELLDIVERS ANYWAY
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"They are to hard"
Brother,
for a faction that spend a hundred years in hatred and regret, swearing infinite vengeance. While restocking resources in an incomprehensible amount for super earth. Perfecting and refunctioning their already advanced tech solely for warfare.
Only to get shot in the head by a monkey with a potato gun.
They were still to weak.
They're the easiest faction tbh. Just bring high dps percision weapons and smth to clear crowds
I think the Devs listened they feel way harder now
illuminate are more balanced than any other enemy
@@Snake-d6i I think they're too easy tbh. Difficulty 10 illuminates only feels like difficulty 8 bugs or diff like 7 bots.
They'll probably be fine once they get more units though.
@@mailcs06 we don't have their main forces yet, they are bound to be easy
The Harvester when you aim for the first leg segment:
*Walter White falling over*
@@mailcs06 Ok that’s a good one
They're back BOYS! TO YOUR PODS!
FOR DEMOCRACY BROTHERS
Divers to the squids: "how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!?"
o7
0:58 I've been trying out weapons I haven't touched in 60 hours of gameplay. The commando shreds.
Same, as someone who mainly plays bots, I never even enjoyed the Stalwart on bugs, I slandered it, blasphemed. But the Illuminate have opened my eyes and made me see the light (heh), for the Stalwart has a gawd dam flashlight. And high magazine capacity or whatever, that's not important. But seriously the flashlight caught me off guard when I tried the Stalwart again and I wish the other MGs had lights.
The Illuminate SHOULD be the hardest faction. Their entire point is being the hardest faction, with better tech and tactics.
As much as I hate to say it, the Squids did make an entrance.
The Illuminate deserves to be the final boss of Helldivers
>Their entire point is being the hardest faction, with better tech and tactics.
The only way they're getting harder is if they bring the Automatons along as a crutch. Because for all their technology, they're laughably easy to counter.
for now, they have like no units, just wait till they start pulling out their wizards
my dude just wait till they release the 5 unreleased units that are coming
(they will be hell)
Ok literal facts
They aren’t “Too Hard” it’s just that they’re COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
Yeah, they’re not hard we just weren’t prepared and had to find good loadouts to fight them because Bot and Bug loadouts didn’t work
@ From my experience, lasers are oddly good for killing them. I don’t know why, but it’s good. I use weapons like sickle and the laser cannon (not the quasar) although I’m still figuring out what support weapon to use.
@@Jeff_The_Conqueror yeah
Yeah after figuring out the illuminate they're the easiest faction rn by a lot
Yeah I see similar stuff from those who only play bugs when they talk about the bot front. Different playstyle.
And on that hand, I really love how differently each faction plays. It's like 3 different takes on the horde shooter genre.
0:27 ITS NOT JUST ME? THANK GOD!
Its so annoying lol
I thought my internet was just bad 😭
Thank god I thought it was an issue on my end like I grabbed a recoiless and then bam dc'd 💀
No it's just you. People are kicking you from their squad.
lol kidding kidding
1:13 lmao thanks for adding it. Used the exact scene I was thinking when I posted the comment too lmfao
@@Wulfjager Your comment was very funny I had to add it!!
0:50 "Pick up that can"
I’ve found out that squids, bugs, and bots all have a master.
BULLETS. In the words of the Russian badger; “bullets are better than barbs man”
This probably the last one fellas. Liberty guide you!
Edit: The squids have somehow returned(again, again) Go get em boys!!
"this isn't even slander"
ight i see how it is, we squabbling in the comments, throw up them hands
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’m so excited super earth is finally accepting me in training on the 25!
@SwayzeConnor-n4m Liberty Protect you, Cadet!!
To be honest, we really haven’t had that much of a challenge from bots or bugs, it’s more or less that the only problems we had from them is that we mishandled them. With the illuminates, they are meant to be difficult, to hammer home the idea of how they are better than us in every way and they know it, and to give us a genuine challenge. If people are whining about the current state of the illuminates, it’s not gonna be good when the actual force comes
1:08 accurate, as I can't wait for the new players to react to units like the illusionist, or the obelisks, or...
I wasn't a helldivers 1 OG, but I've tried out the original a bit after playing 2, and holy fuck the Great Eye is horrendous. Though I doubt they'll put in the full reverse controls gimmick in HD2. It would genuinely make the Illusionist and anything else with it horrible to play against because it would make people motion sick.
0:45 he definitely does
Players with the Stun Baton, the melee damaging boosting armor, and the inevitable mod that reskins the baton into an Energy Sword.
"WORT WORT AAAAUUGHWUBADAH!" (Translation: For Democracy!)
Real! Someone’s already modded it into a chainsword from Warhammer I believe lol
Gatria was Heartbreaking to watch in real time😢 No matter how hard we dived we never stood a chance
As someone who dove on gatria before the illuminate rocked up I am also beyond upset. We put in so much work 😭😩🙏💀
Nice memes dude, been awhile since I saw some in circulation on TH-cam
1:14 this is so real. After adapting to the squid’s the bots felt like toys.
“AHHHH ITS TOO HARD”
It isn’t you’re just unfamiliar with them. HMG and MG along with laser drones. Boom. Kills everything.
I like to give my friends a "friendly little" jab with the new stun spear to "fix" them out of the slug crawl :)
And they have returned for another beating - PROTECT Genesis Prime
Laser cannon is goated for illuminate along with a guard dog (the normal one) I’ve also heard good things abt the commando
Arc thrower main is me. Ive been glazing that thing to everyone since launch
0:30 most realest part
thanks to you I know that there is a helldivers controller when it releases i will have 85 less dollars
0:43
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM! ITS NOT FAIR!
Hes got to have the best job ever
Lol you use that clip at the end
This is not a drill, they are back again
"Pick up that can."
I love the slug mode bug, it should be a feature
1:16 Divers seeing an Observer
Looking for the car to drive around: lord of the rings where everyone is hiking clip
That’s a good one.
SLANDER SO GOOD IT GOT A SEQUEL
haha this made me laugh! Good viv
Hell yeah!
FOR DEMOCRACY!!!
man I feel the picking a loadout and disconnecting ones, though for me its crashes rather than disconnecting, spent ages fighuring out whaty to use against the squids, think I have a viable loadout but can't test it because I keep crashing.
Me watching this (i haven't even updated my game yet): 😁🍿
"the illuminates are too hard"
Have you tried thinking about changing your loadout to accomadate to a completely new enemy?
At first i got my shit rocked then i came back once or twice and evenetualy found somthing that works.
Then i learned about their weak points and where they are located (specificaly the harvesters, the big shiny eye may be light armor but it's really tanky, it's better to shot the joint of their legs)
And big surprise sudenly now they're acctualy manageable and really fun to fight.
Yep. Went in on my first mission floundering with MG43 and ballistic shield on a diff 1 cus I didn't know what to expect (I work up from 1 to get a feel for it until it starts to get hard, then I main that difficulty until I find it easy, move up, repeat), and got my ass kicked by Voteless because stationary reload and low magazine capacity. On difficulty 1. So I recognised the skill issue, and decided to go to a diff 1 bot mission rq (no factories so I use it to test weapons), decided to do a sustained fire comparison between Stalwart and MG43. Lo and behold, I realised the weapon I had slandered for so long was better in every conceivable way besides penetration. Went back to Calypso with Stalwart, jetpack, Eagle strafe for dealing with heavies & clusterbomb for hordes, worked wonders.
Yes that happened like 3 times to my friend day one of the update lol. In the same game I will add !
Best Loadout
Primary: Scorcher
Secondary: Grenade Pistol
Grenades: Gas Grenade
Stratagems
-500 KG
-120 MM
-380MM
-Jump Pack
Support Weapon: Machine Gun (find one in city)
0:39 couldnt be me :3
the squids are gone (didnt age well)
twice actually
(MOG comes under Invasion)
“Three, actually.”
I think we're at 5 counts now lol. They abandoned Genesis Prime and Mog, likely just stealing bodies for more Voteless hordes.
This ain’t slander this is fax
Potato 🥔
THEY"RE JUST BACK! GENESIS PRIME IS FALLING!!!!
Where's "players learning that the ballistic shield can't block squid melee attacks so you can't properly LARP as a Spartan
That’s very true :(
1:05 they never been unviable
most reliable and versatile weapon that can kill almost anything, or leave the group of enemies in stunlock
Brother ate the bait
1:11 As a HD1 player I can say the Illuminate in the first game in fact sucked to fight.
Tesla coil.
Just trust me.
I’ve somehow never disconnected from an illuminate match
You have been blessed by Lady Liberty herself!!
Yeah I guess so😅
true
nah we got a 2nd one before GTA6???? dang
not sure if this is true, but apparently the illuminate are striking again, this time on genesis prime
Yup 100%
And on mog too!
YO WADD UP
I mean, is it slander if you just spittin the truth? 💀
Who said they couldn’t be one and the same?
Have you ever felt as if something in your life is missing Jesus can give you that joy peace and fulfillment Do you like the prodigal and return to God son he sinned against the father God and ran away from him and sinned agianst the father but he came back The father was so happy to have him back that while he was still a long ways off he ran towards him and embraced him Back then distinguished men wouldn't run as it was seen as disgraceful but the father loved the son so much and was so happy to have him back he ran towards him anyway and when he did he took him back into his family with open arms even slaughtering the fat and cow which was a big deal only killed for specail occasions which they had been preparing That's how God will be if you come back to him because he loves you and just wants to have you back (This story is in luke 15:11-33) You are valuable and your life does have a purpose God made you perfectly in his image and he is a plan for your life Jesus loves you john 3:16 fear THE lord he died for your sins so that whoever believe in him will not perish but have eternal life and escape hell no one will enter heaven by living a good life but though true faith in him we will be saved We've all sinned and deserve hell but jesus paid the pricePLEASE PRAY THIS PRAYER FORM THE HEART AND TRLUY MEAN IT AND YOULL BE SAVED Prayer for giving your life to Christ Lord I recognise I am a sinner In need of the Savoir And I trust in the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ Who is God come in human form to die for my sins And I confess my sins to you Asking for forgiveness Asking that you would make me a new creation and fill me with the Holy Spirit Lord I want to live for you from this Day forward Asking you would guide me To live and follow your commandments So I trust you Lord in Your life death and resurrection from this Day forward In Jesus name Amen❤❤😊
Fallen off after only two videos rip
rip indeed
Project might have to start milking these helldiver 2 videos 47k views is wild.
@@TheButler76 lol I prob won’t since it isn’t my normal content for this channel it was just a funny thing I made.
We were robbed I’m mad
@@austinstunkel Riot.
You know what the biggest tragedy of Helldivers not being nominated is?
WE DON'T EVEN GET TO HEAR THE ORCHESTRA PLAY THE THEME SONG 😭
Truly a sad day for Democracy
No one cares about the GOTY awards anyway. Especially not since 2020.
What’s the name of the music
Industry Baby by Lil Nas X and Someone else I think 👍
Bro illumate are ez
Man I'm still dealing with the disconnects. At least I finally managed to get one solid game in against the squids :3