As someone who works at Starbucks, if I ever saw my coworker throw an entire latte against the wall for a TikTok (or really any reason) I would go to prison
When you're in retail or any job to with service and customers, when you've reached this point, and trust me you will, the only thing you can hope for is that you don't actually break something that you have to pay for.
@@Da1337Man oh no believe me I get it. At my old store after a really rough rush we would lock all the windows and doors (it was a drivethru location) and just scream at the top of our lungs to get our rage out. Really therapeutic.
14:25- fun fact, I recently got a job as a carpenter/builder, so I know that the fridge Sean is referring to is known as a Sub-Zero, and they are sold without an outer panel, so the rich people that get them need to custom order panels that match their cabinets to install onto the fridge. It feels good applying my experience.
also, it's not necessarily racist if it's aimed at a national identity; nations and ethnicities can be linked but they're not synonymous, not since modes of transportation were invented that allow people to live more than 5 miles/km from the place of their birth
@Dubya usually the buzz that is killed is only buzzy for a few assholes so I'm okay with you thinking that. Also the irony that my comment was a joke and you got upset about it.
@UCe5TxEspLYdWmKjkOpIpqXw he obviously didnt even comment on it. Just report these dudes as spam they are just trying to get people to go to their video
The that made me laugh was the 9:29 one because my cat did that but he bite at random spot in front of him while stuck licking somehow...nickname "Gator"
Hey Jack! One of my friends worked at the starbucks where the drink was yeeted. They had the managers approval, but they did get in trouble with the store. Yes they had to clean it up. No one was fired tho
Yo, after working in coffee shops for 7 years I can guarantee if my 28 y.o. petty ass still worked in one I'd pull that shit too. Not saying it wouldn't be annoying but hey w.e. gets a hoe through a shift, ya know?
Christopher Ward cut my dad playing m the camera is positioned in to my work is so much fun to do do it haha was a great game and I wanna play was it was fun to get it back to play with my dad I play minecraft I wanna was the day we play the Xbox
Jack: "Has the youth always been this annoying" Me: *has a flashback to Jack screaming in class for a vine* Edit Didn't expect all of the Likes thanks guys
After the butterfly video I became immune to laughing. I then proceeded to win 3 you laugh you lose challenges. My heart has a void in it now. I am immune to the funny but at what price.
Know what’s crazy, is that I’m pretty sure he has more then 1000 videos, and he’s definitely laughed more then once in all of them. He probably has laughed tens of thousands of times, just in TH-cam videos alone.
Imagine Evelien just coming home one day and hears screaming coming from the bathroom, so she goes over there and Sean is just chilling in the bathtub with orbees, drowning ducks while screaming: "DIE, NO MORE DUCKS"
The onyon clip reminds me of this one time while at work, clearing off a table, grabbing this long onion piece, look at my coworker and going “Longyon”. It’s now an on going joke
He doesnt laugh, he doesnt get scared. He cant be human, no, he is Irish. Edit: hoo boy that'a be a lotta likes, thank you all, I'd like to thank my mom and dad for bringing me into existence, couldn't have done this without 'em.
There are lots of fun ways to mess with telemarketers My personal favorites: "Karen's Adoption center, you make'em, we take'em." "Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam." "Jim's Sperm Bank, you jack it, we pack it." and last but not least "Ron's Crack House, we import it, you snort it."
Captain Spooptastic one of my friends always says “This is ______ pizzeria and abortion clinic yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce” (he changes the name of the place so I don’t really know which one to put)
it's honestly not that hard to clean, I've worked a shift where someone's done it and everything's always ready to clean so it takes like 10 seconds. Maybe it's a bit annoying but the concern is customers seeing you acting the maggot.
4:10 My friend in school LITERALLY acts like this all the time SHES SO DRAMATIC SO SHE MAKES EVERYONE LAUGH SO HARD EVERY DAY wouldnt be the same without her lmao
@@jptrady1997 There's literally a reply above yours stating how he didn't know the intro before this video. I didn't either. Some people just don''t go to pornhub man.
"Has the youth always been this annoying?" Me: *thinking back to my teenage years when stupid kids exploded milk gallons on walmart floors for vine* lmao
"Never laughed. Not one." *Recently rewatched Christmas shopping simulator and remembers Jack laughing his ass off when he punt-kicked a shopper off-screen* Rrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Smash like or I'm going to take away your internet
Great
How am i more early than sean himself?
Idk what to write
Owo not the internet
ok jacky
“You don’t grind up a cow to get milk”
Well I’ve made some horrible life decisions
i want to like so badly
it taste better if you cook it
I made it through this video without laughing and I come here proud of myself then you had it ruin it...GODDAMN IT!
If the grate is fine enough you can
Hold up
Seán: "I give you a C-"
Me: "No wait...It's at least a C+"
Haha I thought that too!
LAUREN!!!!🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
**stares with murderous intent**
NO
shush or Tom Nook be coming for ya knees
“Have the youth always been this annoying?”
Yes
1350 subs before Tomorrow shut up
unless you are the youth then its just nor..... actually never mind.
@@shrekthe55thsharkking most. But yeah
1750 subs before Tomorrow hey! Shut the fuck up!
YESH.
As someone who works at Starbucks, if I ever saw my coworker throw an entire latte against the wall for a TikTok (or really any reason) I would go to prison
But we all know that barista who *would*
@@Emm_Er yeah
When you're in retail or any job to with service and customers, when you've reached this point, and trust me you will, the only thing you can hope for is that you don't actually break something that you have to pay for.
@@Da1337Man oh no believe me I get it. At my old store after a really rough rush we would lock all the windows and doors (it was a drivethru location) and just scream at the top of our lungs to get our rage out. Really therapeutic.
Maybe the manager was there 😂
"i didn't laugh at that"
"i made myself laugh"
"you didn't make me laugh"
Ah the first stage of grief, *denial.*
Denial is a long,long river...
Chef: "oNyO"
What's it's supposed to be: "onion"
Captions: "A N T O N I O"
Captions make it better
😂😂😂😂😂
You gotta cut up antonio. He knows to much
That is... ML Alucard?
𝐀𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐨
He’s right, he hasn’t laughed once nor twice, because deep down... he laughed many times
“I’m going to die alone forever in a bathtub filled of my own feces.” - Jacksepticeye
HeavyBlade Video That is exactly how a joke works
@@heavybladevideo r/whooosh
HeavyBlade Video shut up
Jack's a neaky boy
14:25- fun fact, I recently got a job as a carpenter/builder, so I know that the fridge Sean is referring to is known as a Sub-Zero, and they are sold without an outer panel, so the rich people that get them need to custom order panels that match their cabinets to install onto the fridge. It feels good applying my experience.
Jack when he goes to america: "I love refrigerators"
😂 I get it!
Perry_ The_Owl the fact that the video played in my head is quite alarming😂
rachel rosario no, this is just how brains work now. It played in my head too
Lmao the memes🤣
rachel rosario omg same 😂
Jackseptickeyes laugh was a paid actor, he obviously never laughed in his life
That is one hell of a roast
I believe you because of you pp
You right
*jacksepticeye's not "jAcKsEpTiCkEyEs"
The way you spelled Jacksepticeye makes me think of a Jacksepticeye keyboard channel.
The guy in the orbeez tub when he goes "Die! No more ducks! " is something I feel like I would do and it's the funniest thing to me
I'd do that everyday fr
I would do the same thing he did, cause yeah, the inner child in me would do that 😅
He's laughing because he knows hes gunna get a talking to, but he don't care he's a child 😂
Jack: I’ve never laughed at anything Onion: I’m about to end this mans whole career
Onio*
Onyon ksksks
*oño
Lol if only people realized that's how you actually say onion in French, I realized I must sound ridiculous sometimes lol
His own videos: boi, you sure?
Things that make Sean laugh:
-Animals
-People falling over
-Someone saying ONYO
-KIDS GETTING HIT!
YEEESS
-*COME*
*oño
KO!
@@grungevr4154 Humor hnb Bkhdr nb going home give it
Jack when he laughs: c'mon, I'm better than this!
Jack when he doesn't laugh: c'mon guys, you're better than this
YES
Jack: "It's racist"! Also Jack: desperately trying not to laugh at onion in accent.
also, it's not necessarily racist if it's aimed at a national identity; nations and ethnicities can be linked but they're not synonymous, not since modes of transportation were invented that allow people to live more than 5 miles/km from the place of their birth
@Dubya usually the buzz that is killed is only buzzy for a few assholes so I'm okay with you thinking that. Also the irony that my comment was a joke and you got upset about it.
@@CorvusCorone68 can u just appreciate the joke without making it about some fun fact
@@grantslater861 you can't do color commentary without commenting
@@CorvusCorone68 yes it is
“Die, no more ducks”
-massive buff dude giggling in a bathtub of Orbees
just gos to prove that we are all little kids on the inside! lol
It was adorable!!!
I can't read his tik tok so what is it
@@GrimTheRussian Ironsanctuary
Massive buff dude = Iron Sanctuary
Jack: "I'm not laughing at that, that's racist"
Also Jack: *laughs at onio*
Blazing Blasian, no her latest video only has one comment and it isn’t even Jack’s.
@UCe5TxEspLYdWmKjkOpIpqXw he obviously didnt even comment on it. Just report these dudes as spam they are just trying to get people to go to their video
@@C0zyFr0g20 yeah I just looked lmao what a cry for attention that was
mason zeo agreed
Blazing Blasian yeah pretty much
“I’ll just buy a new fridge and put it in the corner, and that’ll just be my fridge. And the other one will just be a COLD CABINET.”
Yep, he indeed did say that
@@TheRandomTubeTV yes he did say that
That is indeed something he said in the video
Yep this is indeed a quote from the video.
That is indeed a quote from the video.
I lost the game at 3:32 "This is what I look like when reading text messages half asleep" lmao
The big bearded guy in the bath tub full of orbeez is who I aspire to be
iron Sanctuary? i aspire to find a hot wife that puts up with that level of bullshit like he has.
That’s someone who I want to be with
Whoever the does the 69th like please tell me
same
"Do the teachers even know why that's funny?"
. . . probably.
6:44 is amazing
The real question is, how did so many students know?
@@shrimps4163 it's high school lol
@@lunar6808 true tho-
The auto generated subtitles: the onion.
The actual audio: the Onyo.
There is nothing so pure as Jack laughing when he's trying not to.
Rachel Wright Anne frank
He is lucky I do Muhahahahhahaha I’m sad cuz that
Ok but at a funeral
ojourin b MUAHAHHAHAHA IS MY AWNSER to that
It sucks because that anomaly that he spoke of in the beginning, is me : /
Even from a young age, Séan has been making people laugh.
And as a person with ADHD, I can confirm that our brains somehow find nearly anything funny.
"Is this what it feels like to read text messages when ur half asleep"
I ugly cried laughing
They best kind of laugh cry
K-klance ?
@Curious Queen
Yes... u know what it is?
@@klanceklancerevolution3339 👁💧👄💧👁 I just finished a 50k+ fanfic about them
@Curious Queen
Dont be shy, send the link 👀
Lol
Jack: "I've never laughed not once, not even twice"
Me: "but a million times"
I thought TH-camrs were kind 😭😭 but jack just dropped a very hurtful comment on my latest vide0 😭😭😭
Jack: *Slams fists on table as hilarity ensues*
Siri: *”O K”*
Jack: “I remember when people would send old fashion TH-cam clips.”
Ad: “RUN-“
Nobody:
Sean: Flexes his built in fridge
The dad laughing: that's why I became an electrition.
@@fayescurrah 3:10
Bruh is no one talking about this spelling
Electrician
Electrician*
@@bruhjenkins6482 ikr
*knock at the door* Grammar Police! OPEN UP! STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD!
"It's not that hard not laugh" -Sean 2020
Why was that so hard for me to read probably cuz juh-sean can not talk
@1320 subs before Tomorrow no
@1320 subs before Tomorrow stop asking for subs on someone elses famous channel
@@tryingtogetovertheborder6647 Tt ft5
Not to* use proper English idiot.
You never fail to make me laugh especially at this time when I'm having the worst time of my life rn
I hope things are better for you now
Sending you love and light 💗
You got this and I hope life is better
Fans: “So did our videos make you do a funny? What’d you think?”
Jack as McD woman: “Garbage”
It’s garbage cuz he didn’t see mcsee
“ Am I Old? Is that it? ”
*literally mentioned that he's a 12-year old in the inside*
"ITS NOT A PHASE MOM"
that is old enough..... 😏
He is physically older. Stop trying to make a point.
The "pulp gulper" thing made me laugh a lot more than it should have
The that made me laugh was the 9:29 one because my cat did that but he bite at random spot in front of him while stuck licking somehow...nickname "Gator"
the guy in that video is my language arts teachers son
Literally the only funny thing I've ever seen on TikTok.
It felt like pulp fiction
How does it feel to be gross you pulp gulper
Hey Jack! One of my friends worked at the starbucks where the drink was yeeted. They had the managers approval, but they did get in trouble with the store. Yes they had to clean it up. No one was fired tho
Mannnnn. I hope they learned their lesson
"animals are a soft spot. animals, KIDS GETTING HIT."
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
yes.
Jack: I have never laughed!
him internally: I said, you know, like a liar
But it wasn't important. It wasnt like I had a job interview in the morning.
How can we believe you Jack !!??!!!
Jack: *Saying hes never laughed EVER*
Robin: “Welp, can’t have that”
553 likes and not even a single comment?, just mine rn
Dakan X
572 likes and only two comment?, just mine rn
8:43 man is living his best life and im jealous.
Jack:"have the youth always been this annoying?"
Me: Yes, yes we have but even I don't understand half or more of most of the trends
same tho
Cringy Goat Ooo, quirky 😳.
Same, since i was 9 yo
thats because there are billions of people setting those trends and only one you to learn of them
Yo, after working in coffee shops for 7 years I can guarantee if my 28 y.o. petty ass still worked in one I'd pull that shit too. Not saying it wouldn't be annoying but hey w.e. gets a hoe through a shift, ya know?
this proves that a youtube résumé should have:
- never laughs
- never gets scared
The grown ass man playing with orbeezs in the tub broke me... “everyone is a kid at heart” Jack (I think)
Trap The Photographer he has other videos of him doing clothes hack from minute crafts
Trap The Photographer Iron Sanctuary is so funny!
Sean:"You don't grind up a cow to get milk!"
Me adding the chocolate syrup into the blood and guts in my cup:come again.
Jack: Doesn’t smack the white board
Fans: *Impossible*
Do we have anything next to your new home I don't know how not to laugh if you have Pokemon go homie on it
My username is Lego 12
Christopher Ward cut my dad playing m the camera is positioned in to my work is so much fun to do do it haha was a great game and I wanna play was it was fun to get it back to play with my dad I play minecraft I wanna was the day we play the Xbox
He shouts laugh on funniest home videos, a different series. This is try not to laugh.
Is it still still heal this is a real alien
Sean not smacking the whiteboard:
All of his fans: Depression is coming
This is why the next video needs to be Meme Time
The only cure for sadness :(
Confession: depression, from no White Board Compression
Quick sean release another memetime
Wrong show
Me: This onion won't make me cry...
Onion: *oÑIõn*
Me: *laughs *
Oñiön: *you weren't supposed to do that*
Why did I read 'onision' 😐
I laughed harder at Jack calling his fridge a "cold cabinet" than any of the clips.😂
“SHUT UP SIRI! YOUR NOT A PART OF THIS!“
*sad Alexa noises*
the voice crack he had as well
I’m sorry did you just call Siri, Alexa
No i meant Alexa was not there
right when i read this jack said it and it made be die laughing
I just saw that part when I was reading this
Jack: "Has the youth always been this annoying"
Me: *has a flashback to Jack screaming in class for a vine*
Edit Didn't expect all of the Likes thanks guys
Jack is really making me laugh
READ MY NAME BTW
..... you right
:0
@@jacksepticeye omg your the best TH-camr ever
@@jacksepticeye I remember your snake voice over. And to this day it is one of my favorites
Jack when 29: I’m down with the kids I get the trends
Jack when 30: I’m too old i don’t get the joke cos I’m OLD
"I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SH*T"
After the butterfly video I became immune to laughing. I then proceeded to win 3 you laugh you lose challenges. My heart has a void in it now. I am immune to the funny but at what price.
Jack: “What if I told you I’ve never laughed”
Me: “Well then you’d be lying”
@1320 subs before Tomorrow Here's a fun fact: No one caressss
@1320 subs before Tomorrow How about...
*_FUCKIN' NO?!_*
Lets all report spammers
@@Bennieboy918 Why isn't everybody already doing that
Yeah he hasn’t laughed once or twice he’s laughed one thousand times
Know what’s crazy, is that I’m pretty sure he has more then 1000 videos, and he’s definitely laughed more then once in all of them. He probably has laughed tens of thousands of times, just in TH-cam videos alone.
he is always laughing
True
Bad joke
@@happywheels1544 like your life?
5:10
Jack- "Oh no, he too C H O N K"
Hey Vro Fren 🖤💛
Vat is your favorite fob song?
@@username-jo8kf way to many to tell 🤣
@@tetehenkes accurate reply. If you single out a couple and doesn't say either a whole album or their entire discography you're awfully new.
Cat be dummy thic!
glad i found this video...been through quite a lot lately and this lifted my spirits, thanks you Sean
Imagine Evelien just coming home one day and hears screaming coming from the bathroom, so she goes over there and Sean is just chilling in the bathtub with orbees, drowning ducks while screaming: "DIE, NO MORE DUCKS"
This is better thinking than Socrates
“It’s like when you piss yourself, a little dribble out and not letting out all the banks.”
Out of all the things to compare it to-
Sad thing is I've done this while playing a horror game once
@@submercible0314 LMAO
Omg you have Tanaka as your profile picture
@@scarlet_here07 y e s
@@moocake057 niceeeee
Everybody could see Seans face muscles trying to control his laughter
The onyon clip reminds me of this one time while at work, clearing off a table, grabbing this long onion piece, look at my coworker and going “Longyon”. It’s now an on going joke
Sean:”I have never laughed before”.
Me: “Sorry i’m allergic to bullshit”
@1320 subs before Tomorrow stop advertising
Jack: I have never laughed
Me: *Watched yesterday’s video*
The fact that the onion video was better than all the tiktoks tells me something
@1320 subs before Tomorrow
STOP
just don't
I didn't laugh at the video, but your comment caught me off guard. I've seen it before, but I wasn't expecting it.
He doesnt laugh, he doesnt get scared. He cant be human, no, he is Irish.
Edit: hoo boy that'a be a lotta likes, thank you all, I'd like to thank my mom and dad for bringing me into existence, couldn't have done this without 'em.
1320 subs before Tomorrow bro no one is just gonna give u subscribers. No one cares about it.
He is a Galic gladiator
an irish potato, might I add
FACTS
Me, an Irishman: *Chuckles in leprechaun*
Jack: *saying he’s never laughed*
Ding! Ding! Bell of lies ringing!
mind you own fu*king business
things that make sean laugh:
children getting hurt
but also
children’s laughter
Me?
Pain of others
Aʙᴀsᴇᴇɴ • very true
Made this 100
And I ruined it
Wowww
There are lots of fun ways to mess with telemarketers
My personal favorites:
"Karen's Adoption center, you make'em, we take'em."
"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam."
"Jim's Sperm Bank, you jack it, we pack it."
and last but not least
"Ron's Crack House, we import it, you snort it."
i just say yes with a straight face and hang up when they are mid sentence
Captain Spooptastic one of my friends always says “This is ______ pizzeria and abortion clinic yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce” (he changes the name of the place so I don’t really know which one to put)
"Planned Parenthood, your loss is our sauce"
You don't snort crack, js.
@@tallulahmars2577 it's mostly smoked but you still can snort is lol
3:13
Owner: “How’d you get under there”
Cat: “SHUT UP LET ME SLEEP”
Owner: “Oh sorry good night”
Lol. Im super close to 100 subs anyone mind helping?
Nate The Random Gamer mo
1320 subs before Tomorrow fuck off you keep spamming on comments
14:08 I genuinely have this fridge -- I--
Jack: has youth always been this annoying
Caption: disappointing
Me: both of them are true
Agreed.
it's honestly not that hard to clean, I've worked a shift where someone's done it and everything's always ready to clean so it takes like 10 seconds. Maybe it's a bit annoying but the concern is customers seeing you acting the maggot.
Jack’s not laughing. Someone’s cutting *O N I O’ S*
Önyö
Öñyö
After 2 months you finally got 69 likes
Ǫ̵̡̢͍̭̬͎̻̠̠̜͇͂̔ͪ́̍̅̆̚͞ͅn̰̯̣̥͎̫͕̱̻̻ͩ̒̿̓̊̓̉̿̍̃̏͟͞y̴̸̲̩͙͎̯͖̳̞̬̖̼͔͖͔͓̳̰͍ͭ̌̓͆͆͐̐̆̈̑͊̓̎̀̚̚͘̕o̶̶̗̱͉̻̗̼͎̥̟̬ͩ̐ͨ̒̀ͭ̏ͤ̇́ͥ͂̈̍̚̕͠͡
ÖwÖ
"Hello, it's me."
my brain: *C O N N E R*
I'm the android sent by cyberlife.
*T W E N T E Y - E I G H T S T A B W O U N D S*
69th like
DIDNT WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER?!? HATE?!?
He was S C R E A M I N G
B E G G I N G you for mercy
Ah yes, Sean trying to pretend like he isn't laughing when he clearly is... as you do...
Jack doesn't laugh, he's just a paid actor.
Yeah he doesn't even get scared 😂
he is a paide actor
1350 subs before Tomorrow we’ll at least they made an effort so give them some credit
Jack doesnt
@1320 subs before Tomorrow What?
Random fact:
“Albert Einstein” is an anagram for “ten elite brains”.
Cool cool cool
Oh shi-
I'm not saying this in public the reason I'm not saying that they're Douglas fat is I really don't know how not to laugh
Well jokes on you for i dont know what a anagram is
Makes sense lol
Jack says he's never laughed
Also Jack, has a whole series involving laughter
behold, the Jacksepticeye paradox
Oh no not another one
Big pp
There are multiple jacksepticeyes. The one from funniest home videos is different from the Jack from meme time and the one from try not to laugh
Thats no paradox is a cold- hearted lie
4:10 My friend in school LITERALLY acts like this all the time SHES SO DRAMATIC SO SHE MAKES EVERYONE LAUGH SO HARD EVERY DAY
wouldnt be the same without her lmao
"I've never laughed"
Me: immediately thinks of Christmas shopping simulator
Michael Essex oh no
Ok
Sean: "What if I told you that I have never laughed?"
Literally everyone watching this video: **Eyebrow raise of suspicion**
correction, bell of suspicion
1320 subs before Tomorrow shut up
A Jack who has never laughed is not an anomaly,
A Jack who has never screamed is.
This is correct and is backed up by science.
IS WHAT DAMMIT. IM AN IDIOT AND CANT READ TOO WELL.
Jack is the guy
READ MY NAME BTW
@@bighead7595 A JACK WHO HAD NEVER SCREAMED IS AN ANOMALY, AN IRREGULARITY ON EARTH THAT CAN TIP THE EQUILIBRIUM OF REALITY INTO UTTER CHAOS.
@@avitch-san *ANGRY 05 COUNCIL NOISES* *ANGRY* MUCH ANGER IS ANGRY [VERY MUCH ANGER]
"I'm gonna buy I fridge, put it in my corner, and that'll be my fridge" See how easy fridges are, and how they dont require earth quakes and mud.
Did he watch this to calm himself after playing scp
I certainly did
yuuuuup
I did 😂
Lalnunzira Chawngthub Yep 👍🏽
Yepper doo
Alternate title: Seán denies he's laughing for 16 minutes
No youtuber can ever admit defeat in a try not to laugh video
The entire gymnasium laughed at the “hub” intro, yet the entire school knew what the intro sounded like. Hmmmmm
Hey at least we know they're all good at mass debates 😂😂
Confession: I had no idea where that riff came from until this video.
Aaaaand the only reason I know is cuz of memes 😂
I mean who doesn’t know that intro
@@jptrady1997 There's literally a reply above yours stating how he didn't know the intro before this video.
I didn't either.
Some people just don''t go to pornhub man.
4:18 bro just earned 5000 experience points and the achievement scared.
“Milk isn’t made with bits”
*Chunky milk is*
*Y E S*
C h u n k a y
Chunky milk is a sin
Chunky-styled-milk
“Now that’s hot”
chunky cow water
Jacksepticeye: “I’ve never laughed before.” Me: “why you lying, lemme see.”
Dont be shy
*lie some more*
Onion: **makes you cry**
Onio: **makes you laugh**
an onion wont make you cry if you make it cry first
good one!
i think we've figured out his sense of humour guys:
-ragdoll physics
-animals
-kids falling over
- o n i o n
"Has the youth always been this annoying?"
Me: *thinking back to my teenage years when stupid kids exploded milk gallons on walmart floors for vine* lmao
luis tena I have flash backs to when my classmate climbed in the ceiling and then fell into the toilet
Vine? So like, 3 years ago? xD
Here and Genderqueer. Lol wut
I work at fredmeyer and some fuckasses came in and broke 4 gallons of milk open on the ground, they didn't even try to make it look like an accident.
“It’s not that hard not laugh” Sean. May 11, 2020
It was probably filmed a few days ago
4:41
How do words good?
Unless your depressed
That is a quote now
When he said he doesn't laugh my first thought was oh god he's turning into Felix
Oh no XD
Next up he'll stop cursing and that'll be the end of the world and beyond
lmao
lul, best comment ever
even though i love both guys vids
LucianSepticFlower 808 I thought of CrankThatFrank with his emo bands on crack series
@@averythecat1998 Then he'll start some rituals about floors and spit at the ceiling.
Jack: "Pulp in orange juice is SO much better."
Me and my autism: _HOOOOWWWWWW?!_
Yes this!
It's not fair, Sean's laugh is contagious and his smile is too good.
But he doesn't laugh
Yeah dumb dumb
@@ace_triko2820 well then his exhale is too contagious then😂
Mind ur own F@$&ing bussines
@@unknowndata7745 he breaths funny
Nobody on the planet:
Jack: “it’s like when you’re pissin your pants”
Human cake
"Once you piss once, you're pissin' all night."
Shepherd Sam bruh
Jack: "I've never laughed."
Me: *Looks at the entirety of the Jacksepticeye Funniest Home Videos.*
Are you sure?
Oh, also don’t forget meme time =-=
he needs to continue that
Siri: "ok"
Jack: "Shut up Siri, you're not a part of this!"
"the pulp doesn't even taste like an orange"
*I felt my braincells disintegrating*
I literally hate orange juice witgout pulp
It taste horrible
@Keira Cameron the pulp is literally just bits of orange that didn't get completely made into juice, the taste feels more authentic with them.
They actually don't take like oranges, they just... taste. They are useless and I prefer not having them.
I dont think some of these people have ever eaten an orange
pulp is disgusting y'all aren't invited to my cult
Level 1: don’t laugh at the videos
Level impossible: don’t laugh at jacks reactions to them
Did both, What now?
“That’s dangerous and probably illegal” Sean is too empathetic for this
It's official, Jack's a pulp gulper
"Never laughed. Not one."
*Recently rewatched Christmas shopping simulator and remembers Jack laughing his ass off when he punt-kicked a shopper off-screen*
Rrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
I loved that video! still watch it when I am bored
Why do I imagine cronk saying riiiiight
the xmas shopping simulator videos he did are 2 of his best, they also became funny animations