I Dated My TEACHER In High School - Imagine Lifetimes
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 มิ.ย. 2024
- I played a game about life and dated my teacher in High School
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Jack: "I'm picking the shoes so I can run away from my problems."
Narrator: "Awesome! Go for it!"
Ikr 😂😂
Ikr too 😂🤣😂🤣
♥️♥️♥️
just like me
Lellll
This draw my life video is kinda weird..
OMG it's you Pecan
Who is pecan
Hi
@@paperremix who is pecan? He is not popular he has 1666 subs only *laughs like devil* PECAN HAS THE NUMBER 666 IN HIS SUBS DEVIL CONFIRMED
@@jumbledsiren8190 And you only have 80. You are not very popular either.
"Seesaw? Pfff you need friends to Play that!" **proceeds to pick hide 'n seek**
Lmao
A year ago????? Dang
and after he chose all the possible friends lmao
Also had the entire class and teacher ad friend
Well I mean the in game dad is a pro at hiding
“Definitely not a seesaw, you need friends for that.”
*Immediately afterward chooses hide and seek*
He’s playing hide and seek with my depression
Disclaimer I don’t have depression (it’s a joke) :)
hide and seek even takes more friends than a seesaw lol
You broke your crush's ankle......dated your high school teacher....what else are you not telling us?!!!!
007 Gamerz its a game he actually date his high school teacher I don’t think xD
@@a1frr he knows its a game
@@a1frr i know that.....
Murdered a fellow student or something
@@spaceprince02 and that's gonna be in another episode!
"I'll just make up my own language."
*Proceeds to speak German*
Ja XD
I just ruined your 69 likes
@@mazefaze8969 you monster
Don't worry its 169 soon
I’m 169
When he said “times up”in that ominous tone I legit thought there was a demon right next to me
Jack: *picks gaming *
Game: How about you pick something more productive
Jack: wHaT?!
"My childhood toy was a razor"
"I was hitting other kid"
"Lets paint with blood"
Jack is serial killer confirmed
Jack the ripper
He said razor sharp hatchet i think
Antisepticeye
no that was anti jacksepticeye
Its Anti hes back!
Christ, I thought this was going to be a storytime video like the one where you broke your crush's ankle and was very concerned
Just look at the thumbnail maybe? How’d you... oh forget it, not worth the time
Kii wiin probably just clicked on the notification before seeing the thumbnail
DreamerYt Same!
@@hightiergod2182 not sure if you're aware of this, but thumbnails don't always come from the video
Lol me too
Jack: *"Picking my shoes and running away from my problems"*
Game narrator: *"awesome, go for it (: "*
i-
i thought he said it was cheaper option 🤣
"I'm a dog person"
BB: I would disagree
Jack: *picks as many friends as possible*
Jack, immediately after: "Seesaw? yeah right, you need friends to play that"
Christian W Then he picks a game that requires friends to play
I mean with as many friends as he did have it would’ve been hard still 😂
@@littlewolfyzapling8810 no please no not kork
1k 😌✨
korekiyo
"what was your favorite childhood toy?"
me: ".....dirt"
I love eating sand ksjsks
ME: Ceiling Fans! I loved to turn them on and start at them for hours at a time lol!
Mine was a hammer
Me: Running
@ChocoGamin3 oh sorry *eats hammer*
Jack: “None of these are a football!”
Americans: Is this an international joke that I’m too *AMERICAN* to understand?
Nah a lot of Americans understand that the rest of the world recognizes a soccer as a football and Americans just wanted to be different
Yeah, that’s why we’re on the imperial measurement system instead of the metric
@@persephonethereaper6938 I rlly wish America was on the metric system instead of making things difficult lol
@Bunny Emperor Me too
USA BABY
7:39 Jack “I pick red, because I’m sick like the sith.”
Palpatine: “good seàn, good..”
"Choose a kindergarten exercise?"
Sean: Beating up other kids.
also sean: ik painting a house with other kids blood!
mood
I was 666 like. I’m cursed
I dont want to grow up as a bad person
1 sec earlier
*picks people on their ability to steal thing*
Chief Kraken lol
Accurate.
ThingS
WTF × 1000000000
And says he broke a few girls ankles in school lol
Watching Jack getting scared of the pimple was hilarious 😂😂
21:56 who else is unable to listen to the song without hearing Mark's voice over it singing the song
Jack: “doesn’t life end after college?”
Me a collage graduate: *cries in broke*
Wow
I wish it did
Me: *laughs in scholarship*
Me: Laughs in High school drop out
You don't have time to cry, get back to that essay.
me sees title
my brain: wait
i honestly thought this was another story time video
Yes indeed
Saaame 😂
Yeah same
Hol up
9:05
Jack: Where's hotel management?!
Me: Where's graphic design?!
"So how did you meet?"
*"We met under a lovely bed of rose petals. They were raining from the sky and one got in my mouth and she was like CALL A DOCTOR"*
Girl: jack did you bring protection?
Jack: *pulls out lightsaber* Always
Opticbranch ~ Some serious Castiel energy
HA HA HA HA
"I WAS WEARING MY ARMOR"
Don't stab me plzz
Ledgend Weaver TFS
Yeah Jack you grew up flirting with girls by breaking their ankles
Seth Stafford I’m fucking dead.
Sangwoo is that you?
yes...Yes...YEs...YESSSSSS
What better way to show love than breaking an ankle. Ahhh, the memories... The painful... Memories... xD
-itssotheycan'trunaway-
"Should we do both? Yeah, let's do both" Me, a bisexual, when I heard this: *Panic! At the disco plays in the distance*
I also like panic at the disco
I'm also a bisexual.
If gasoline wasn't so expensive rn I'd burn this comment section down
The bit towards the end though (21:26)
The skull...
The ticking...
**ominous chanting in the distance**
Jack: chooses all the friends he can
Also Jack: picks seesaw
“you need friends for that”
Also also jack: let's pick hide and seek instead
.... Mutti and Vati is a cuter version of father and mother in German.... Just saying
They all are
The cutest version
Also, baba means grandma in Bulgarian
Mutti means die in arabic lol
Oh fuck you were faster than me... I thought maybe I could use my knowledge for something for once
7:22 nice lightsaber, saberforge in oregon city is better for heavy dueling.
“The sith just want partners” the more I think about it, the more true it is...
Jack: Mut-ti, Va-ti, I invented my own language!
Germany: *Am I a joke to you?*
i was thinking the same thing haha XD
German Jacksepticeye Army yaaay
my country is a joke to shawn ._.
@@ashe9385 Anne maybe baba no itd used on balkan.
@Chen Azrailchen You dont say baba you say babam.
17:30
Game: Choose a partner
Jacksepticeye: Who’s name is more fun to say...?
Best part 😂😂😂
And my name is Ibrahim lol
Narrator: really why not do something productive instead? 7:50
My iPad: I agree to the previous statement. -shuts down-
Me: perfectly timed moment I am meant to share the world
Narrator: u got ur first pay check, what will u spend it-
Jack: Drugs
Jack: "Seesaw? You need friends to play that! "
Also Jack: Picks half of all People as friend
Also Jack: Chooses to play hide and seek instead.
@@LadyGwynn LOL
Now we know the _real_ reason babies cry when they're born.
Realism 100
😯😯
I go to like this comment, and it has 111-ish likes, I like it and it goes to 122. That's not how math works
@@SteakFillet ....are you serious?
@@ultrabigfella yea
Jacksepticeye: no seesaw needs friends.
Also him: Oh lets pick Hide-N-Seek.
When Sean doesn't know that Vati and Mutti are German for Mom and Dad.
I thought this was a storytime video until i saw the thumbnail and got a bit worried
me too
Lmao never even saw the thumbnail i just clicked
Low key thought this was a story time like when you broke your crushes ankle and I’m like WTF
SAME THOUGH
Me too
literally same
Bro me too
SAME
Jack: See-saw? Ya you need friends to play that
Also Jack: Let's pick Hide N Seek
Jack: “My second friend will be the tall friend bc they can reach up to high places” sounds alot like Evelien am i right yes i am:)
"Im a dog person"
*you realize jack has a cat now*
cats are less maintenance in general.
@@OriginalCreatorSama true. I have one myself :)
@@rocketmanshonkycat Me too and i love her!
@@OriginalCreatorSama I'm glad :3
Its Eveline s
Jack: "I have never used Tinder"
Also Jack: *Furiously swipes right on everyone*
Lamoo that just proves he never used it
“Let’s paint their parents leaving.” 😂😂😂
Jack is that one kid who says “my answer was 72 but it’s closer to 93 so my answer is 93” while taking a test
Jack: "TIME PASSES BYYYYYY~"
Narrator: "Time's up"
Jack: "I'm dead..."
I saw this at that time!
When?
Alessandra YT When it said those exact words.
@@alessandradominguez5468 21:27 enjoy this 2 years later!
Jack: "None of theses are a football."
Americans: *Angry Noises*
But there wasn't a football anywhere there
@@obamadripp7177 you don't get it
@@obamadripp7177 in. America that oval shaped ball is a football
@@Basic140 oh
@@Basic140 sorry I didn't know
21:27
* chants * UNUS, ANNUS, UNUS, ANNUS-
Jack: My favourite childhood toy was a large hatchet
Anti: *sweats*
“making up my own language, VATI” ahh yes JSE invented German 😂
Every english youtuber who tries so speak german sound so aggressive LMAO
Ikr I was like uhhhhh jack ........……
I’ll leave you to your own devices
Also nice shared name me and you
and bosnian
TATA
@@jasmin9702 and every youtuber who tried Dutch sounds germans lmao
Yeah..i thougth the same 😂
*picks half the class as friends*
“seesaw? nah. you need friends for that”
It took me like 5 minutes to correctly pronounce seesaw...
17:44 "UMA! UMA!" LMAOOOOOO😭😭😭
“I’ve never used tinder before”
Swipes right on everyone
ARE YOU SURE?
Jack: Makin up my own language "Vati!! Mutti!!!"
Me, attempting to learn other languages: .......Jack that's German.
What's it mean
@@paperremix
Mutti means mommy and Vati means daddy!
Isn't it Vater or Mutter?
Both correct, it s vater (father) and mutter (mother) but little kids would say mami or mutti (mommy) and vati (daddy) sometimes
@@DieNeue13 so it's like Father & Mother and Dad & Mom?
Chooses to be a gamer: “try something more productive”
Chooses to flip burgers: “you’re doing great”
I would like but it's to perfect to do something like that
Jack: "Who looks like they need an ankle broken"
SANGWOO IS THAT YOU?? ASJKADFHAK
"Oh my god, they're all my type. They're ALL my type. WHAT DO I DO? AHHHH! EVERYBODY'S MY TYPE!"
Jack: "I'll make my own laguage ... Mutti vati"
German: Am I a joke to you
Pap & mam is also Dutch, I’m pretty sure they were all just mom and dad in different languages. But babies don’t really say mam & pap here, it’s more of an adult thing to say, babies or kids just say mama & papa.
@@RookieAssassin hhaa I know, I'm from Belgium myself haha
And I don't think da-da is a language xP
Ma-ma is the way babies says Mom in "Brazilian Portuguese", and the Ta-ta could be for Dad, but it would fit better if it was Pa-Pa, in my opinion.
In Portuguese, "Dá" means "gives", so babies and kids here says Da-da when they want something.
For real 😂😭
Lol... does anyone else realize Mutti vati means dumb guys in Corsican
Sean: *Highlights all possible friends*
Also Sean: seesaw yea right you need friends for that
@Nolan Circo and you have friends?
YTYYTURTG
5:40 I was just... peacefully eating my cereal... why...
American football: is an option
Jack: “Football isn’t an option”
Its different
"IT HAS NO HOTEL MANAGEMENT!"
When he's hovering over human resources
6:16 Choose your crush... Okay whooo looks like they need an ankle broken
Thank you, Deku. Who brakes his bones every single time he uses his quirk.
The one he pits so don’t have math class 👍
Oof
Deku go eat more hair
Why so many people have deku in their profile pics
What if the story went like “The baby was born and it’s first words were FATHER”
When Sean gets a red lightsaber instead of green: we’ve been tricked, foiled and quite possibly bamboozled
5:23
Jack:
You need friends to use a see-saw
Also Jack:
*chooses hide and seek*
Springless 302 he plays with his imaginary friends
What do you mean I do it all the time. I call it 'hide'
... Right after selecting every available friend possible after first selecting the one on the bike...
Ever heard of One Man Hide n' Seek?
Haha, I’ve been playing that with my dad all my life, never found him tho
Jack:Seesaw, yeah right, you need friends for that
Also Jack:**pick hide n seek**
Jeremy Stars you can play hide n seek with your demons
@@pinkiepieoriginal4883 holy shit that turned dark real fast
Lol i think demons are awesome
Am still hiding to this day. Maybe they’re still looking? Nah am not losing by taking chances.
Jack: "I´m a Dog person."
BB: *DEVASTATED*
"What do you spend it on?"
"Uh, drugs."
More realistic than housing tbh
"what's your wife's name?"
"UMA"
"You don't need to shout"
"No. Her name is UMA"
u ma means your mom in dutch xD
Uma Thurman? Just me? Ok... *leaves*
UMA IS MY BEST FRIENDS NAME
@@Twinklethefox9022 same
Everyone else playing this: Oh I’ll go with that person
Sean: *UMA BA-BA*
I love how Jack says he is a dog person back then but now he owns a cat
"Dinner's ready!"
"Thanks UMA!!!"
That part had me wheezing. Jack sounds like a caveman when he says that
17:47
Same here
2:46 "Choose a kindergarten exercise."
Me: Dig a Nugget Cave.
Lol
Yes omfg yes 😂
Yes omfg yes 😂
Nugget will dig a cave! Nugget will also date the teacher and break her ankle! Nugget is a bad person (love, nugget in his new found body)
@@AhmadSattout97 🤔
What??????!!!??
"I'm a dog person."
Literally gets a cat like 3 years later
"No! No! I was memeing!" - Sean, also me to the cops.
Me: *see’s title*
_oh no is Jack on drugs again_
saltyy fruit again?
Again??
Oh no
When isnt he on drugs
So you broke your crush’s ankle...
*and then dated your teacher.*
damn these story times are getting weird....
Ikr XD
em b i can kinda relate
"The sith just want to have partners"
Everything in Star Wars happened because Anakin fell in love
“Seesaw? You need friends to play that!”
*picks hide and seek*
Alternate title: Irish Man makes bad decisions for 23 Minutes
FBI is that you???
AND 25 SEECNDS
just sounds like CallMeKevin
That retirement thing was funny until it started making sense....
I saw the clock before Jack and my anxiety shot up
Time stamp?
lol
@@22dallas1 the end of the fucking video
"The pentagrams open up out of the grown" 😂😂😂🔥😈
“My name is MmMMMHnnNhhnmmHm” It was so aggressive too
Parents: “shh he saying his first word”
Baby: “when the healing church began expierementing with blood. . . .”
The beastly scourge spread
@@o.s8573 excuse me what
@@Red-jl1qr Bloodborne
Fun fact: "Anne" and "baba" are Turkish for "mom/mother" and "dad/father"
Sonunda türk buldum işte bu yorumu arıyordum 😂😂
(Finally found someone turkish I was searching for this comment)
ben yazacaktım göt
@@wazoskislark7489 LOL
"Baba" also means dad in Chinese.
I'm pretty sure they're all words for mother/father. Like I know Mutti and Vati are one of the German ways to say mom and dad.
jack not realizing it’s mom and dad in different languages 😳
4:32 jack isn’t making friends, he’s making a heist crew
I seriously thought this was a story video like the breakin your crush ankle one, glad it isn't
me too XD
Superxander Xa what I am completely and utterly confused how u got offended from that. So I’m just gonna assume u are an absolute idiot.
Superxander Xa how dose misunderstanding something make you a perv
XF Shpee same🤣🤣🤣
Good thing it isn’t. 🤣🤣🤣
Jack: Picks like, 50 friends
Also Jack: You need friends to play see-saw
13:50 and he was just saying how easy it was too.
“None of these are a football”
LAUGHS IN AMERICAN
Me: *sees title*
Also me:”say sike right now”
JustAoibheann oh ye cos he’s gonna jump out of the thumbnail
@@baileyscholes3663 oh my god, you comedy *legend*
Definitely An Introvert I was being sarcastic ffs 😂
6:05
Jacksepticeye: none of these are a football
Americans: Its right there
The Footballs we use in Britain r round and they hv black and white hexagons on them
American footballs look like weird inflated bananas
@@julietthomas6392 if a hexagon and a cylinder had a baby
EXCALIBUR TRY HARD lmao ig
In America we call them "soccer balls"
@@tl76849 its pronounced 'murica (scoffs epicly)
Jack two years ago "I'm a dog person" jack still a dog person but snuggles with bb the cat
16:59 pansexuals be like
4:32 It seemed as if you were picking people for a heist
Eli* Gomez Productions lol
This comment remind me of money heist on netflix lol
Jack's 20, the new Heist movie