@@user-bl7em8sx6o Geralt in books is easily outmatched by a few common folks. Another thing, his signs, igni for instance, is basically just a small lighter etc.
Even the strongest man in the world can be killed by a normal kid if he happens to be caught off guard. People really underestimate how big a deal lucky hits or sneak attack can be. That's why armor is so good after all, and Geralt doesn't use those that much. Him dying to common folk doesn't mean he isn't an incredible fighter. It's not like he's weak in the books or anything, he's still really strong compared to a normal human. Only, he's still comparable to a normal human, unlike THIS army slaying aberration in the video.
@@ShowToaster Not really, though. Geralt got killed by a lucky nobody in the middle of a battlefield, when he made a slip and wore no armor. But there are also many occasions where he showed how little ordinary soldiers and bounty hunters could do against him, even in numbers.
What’s great about the Witcher 3 skill trees is that the payouts for maxing each are all OP in their own way. Haven’t played in years but I recall Yrden having the ability to slow, drain enemy health and have smaller sigils shoot bolts of energy at other foes. It was my mainstay for monster hunting. But that twirl, along with a bit of slow mo and a well placed ice bomb? Pure art.
I am not trapped in here with you. You are trapped in here with me.
Doom
Rorsach
Hitman
Nice profile picture dude
Worst strategy I have ever seen. He keeps running, and running, until he finds literally the worst place for a fight
Look at the Quartermaster! He doesen't give a sh1t!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Is Just training boys
He's seen worst things
He knows he’s an essential npc. Why should he worry? Lol
Quartermaster: CAN I PLEASE GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET, PLEASE!
Some conscripted Kaedwini merchant watching the imperialists that take 80% of his profits get hosed.
Nilfgaardian Soldiers: “Give up you’re surrounded!”
Geralt: “I am surrounded by fear and dead men.”
Darth Vader reference in a Witcher video. Nice.
Soldiers: NILFGAAAAAAAARD OHJKK💀
1:43 war is war, but papers doesn't write them self
I was trying to join nilfgard at the start of the game lol
😂😂
And 0:38 , crates don't unload themselves
The Butcher of Tent-iken
Quartermaster writing: "Need...more...men..."
"Send Dudes!" 😂
Apparently my camp has been wiped out, I could use some reinforcements
Best regards
Quartermaster Chiller
ahahhahahahha
@@BaronVonMott Dammm!!! 😂😂
0:39 That nilfgaardian with the box
1:51 He is still alive
@@clivenguSmart guy brought a box to a sword fight
Absolute chad
It's a good box!
mf brought a box to trap geralt's mind inside of it
I guess Emhyr will be pretty pissed off the next time he meets Geralt
He always sound pissed when meeting Geralt.
The emperor doesn't give a fuck about his soldiers
@@MsygavyzuwbagyaisjnwvhzPretty sure he cares about losing the entire occupying regiment though.
He better chill tf out and get his ovaries down a gear or two before Geralt introduces him to his tombstone.
1:00 “he came in me”
😂wtf
No wonder he mad
bro is so mad because geralt not gonna pay that child support
I👨🍼😂😂😂
All of a sudden, it turns into Dynasty Warriors at the end.
same with me bro.
LU BU HAS COME TO KILL US ALL!
1:33 Bro pulling up to a sword fight with a wooden box
😂😂😅😅
once i saw it, i came running to the comment section, looking for this exact comment XD
Shout out to that Soldier fighting with a wooden Box
Nilfgaardian soldiers: "You foolish Witcher. You trapped yourself in this tent with an army"
Geralt: "I beg to differ..."
I'm not trapped here with you, you TRAPPED here with ME
Whatever letter that dude is writing must be super important to be distracted by a massacre taking place in his tent 😂
These papers ain't gonna right themselves boooiii.. !
@@albertdavid9489 🤣🤣🤣
Apparently my camp has been wiped out, I could use some reinforcements
Best regards
Quartermaster Chiller
Sitting there like, "that's why I don't work in the field" 😅
Bro is one hit wondering a whole slue of level 100+ NPC's. He's an absolute menace and I love it!!!!
I'm more curious how he's blocking unblockable attacks. I smell MODS
@@Anton_Jermakoŭofc it's modded. Infinite dmg and health apparently
Cringe
@@ndro_gyny But the best part is that its easily doable without mods with the right build.
@@CepbIuLOLdo you know some kind of build that actually can do something similar without mods?
"He's trying to escape!"
"I'm not escaping - I'm taking you all on!"
Geralt in games: Fights an entire army alone and wins.
Canon Geralt: Dies to 3 villagers.
Did that happen in the books?
It's just Vilgefortz
@@user-bl7em8sx6o Geralt in books is easily outmatched by a few common folks. Another thing, his signs, igni for instance, is basically just a small lighter etc.
Even the strongest man in the world can be killed by a normal kid if he happens to be caught off guard. People really underestimate how big a deal lucky hits or sneak attack can be. That's why armor is so good after all, and Geralt doesn't use those that much.
Him dying to common folk doesn't mean he isn't an incredible fighter. It's not like he's weak in the books or anything, he's still really strong compared to a normal human. Only, he's still comparable to a normal human, unlike THIS army slaying aberration in the video.
@@ShowToaster Not really, though. Geralt got killed by a lucky nobody in the middle of a battlefield, when he made a slip and wore no armor. But there are also many occasions where he showed how little ordinary soldiers and bounty hunters could do against him, even in numbers.
I just want to see the loot being sold to the quartermaster 😂😂
Unfortunately they don't drop any
1:41 - Just trying to do your homework when your siblings burst in...
I like the dude that chose a box as his weapon
He's thinking outside the box!
Batman : I know how to engage 300 men at once.
Geralt : I can slaughter 300, forget about engaging them
that soldier with the box stuck on his arm lmao
Days Gone: Witcher Edition
Suddenly I hear "Freebird" playing in the background
Bro indeed had enough with Nifgaard 😭
1:16 you think i'm trapped in here with you? No, you're trapped in here with me!
Bro at the desk is casually just continuing with the accounting work.
Just another day at the office 😂
He’s already writing all the new inventory
He got the priorities straight.
"We has a lot of casualties today. Please send more men."
I am more surprised the game still runs flawlessly with around 50 npc running around with animations and pathfinding.
Meanwhile devs: what the actual...😮
Guy at the desk: "Good that I am essential NPC"
"You need to pick your battles. That's too many battles. Put some of those ba- okay nevermind just clean up when you're done."
The second "New notice board" popped up i would've dropped what i was doing and checked it out
One of the best combat musical scores I’ve ever heard. Let alone the rest of the games music.
Guess Radovid would be pretty satisfied with half of Emhyr forces getting killed by a spinning Geralt
00:09 Guards! He’s “Bloodborning” his way out! Leave him be.
This is me killing mosquitoes and flys when they attack me 😂😂😂
Guts in front of 100 men be like : 1:25
1:48 Bro took "Mind your own business" next level😂.
He must had learn Loly Poly from Bodger😂.
Bro coming in with a whole ahh box 📦 😂
That one Sigma in the back just casually loading boxes into a wagon as the rest of the soldiers aggro 😂
Good old grinding in an RPG.
When you're playing Witcher but have to scratch that Dynasty Warriors itch.
In the witcher kills earn you barely any xp. You gotta do quests to level
HELL YES! You did what we've all wanted to do!
Henselt in Witcher 2, with two well-armed bodyguards at his side: "none of you will leave this place alive." Geralt in witcher 3: "hold my potion".
i am not stuck in here with you... YOU ARE STUCK HERE WITH ME!!
That paperwork guy sure deserves a raise.
Bro single handedly won the war with Nilfgaard saving Redania
What’s great about the Witcher 3 skill trees is that the payouts for maxing each are all OP in their own way. Haven’t played in years but I recall Yrden having the ability to slow, drain enemy health and have smaller sigils shoot bolts of energy at other foes.
It was my mainstay for monster hunting. But that twirl, along with a bit of slow mo and a well placed ice bomb? Pure art.
This is modded
Fun fact: the guy with the box at 0:42 is not a bug, he knows exactly what he is doing but we don't.
lol, the guy with the crate 🤣 was just checking in
Turned into Dynasty Warriors real quick 🤣🤣
The last one in the face, it was personal.😅
"The reason you don't f*ck with a witcher isn't because of their magic but that damn waltzing technique."
- Bring me everyone. - What do you mean "everyone"? - EVERYONE!!!!!!
"He's break-dance-fighting!"
Man carrying box is interested.
Dude rolled all the way into the Queens Chasity Belt.
Triss: You killed...all of them?
Geralt: They didn't slaughter themselves.
Meanwhile the quartermaster is simply chillin in his seat.
Quartermaster cosplay's average high school professor when havoc on class.
The Punch in the end was personal
the man on the table can't be more minding his own business
I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!
He's writing down the casualty report lol.
Once a great man said "I am not in danger, I am the Danger!!!"
Health doesn't move and stamina doesn't move. Not sure developers added that option.
Its probably God Mode which the devs did add
Endless spinning is easily possible to do. Especially after nextgen update.
@@hydrogen1886How ?
@@wraith_of_yoshi2650 I need to refresh my knowledge of Witcher 3 game mechanics. Give me time please.
@@hydrogen1886 your time is up
Geralt singlehandedly stopping the Nilfgaard invasion of the north is the side quest I didn't know I wanted
He wants no smoke with the IRS, bro is still in that chair filing his taxes..
That one NPC with the wooden box 😂
That guy just wanted to show you his cool box
"we need all help we can get to defeat the wild hunt" *solos the entire nilfgaardian army*
I was expecting him to lead them to a giant arrow launcher that killed them all but this was chill too.
Didn't realize KOEI Tecmo released the Witcher Warriors.
When the soldiers enter the tent, they look like wasps filing out of a nest
I was gonna replay this game the other day but then I remembered the horse riding physics 😂
freeze bomb and spin to win was my favourite combo
Quatermaster: They died like a knight, with honor and duty
your family when you try to study in peace
And that's how he earned his name.
Imagine how much cooler it would have looked with screen shake turned off
That last hit felt very personal.
Geralt: So anyway i started dancing
Geralt: "you are not taking Ciri"
Emhyr: "yes we are"
Geralt:
guy with the crate instead of hand stole the show
The writer surely does deserve a raise.
The secret Ingredient - Difficulty: Easy
Dark Souls Enemy = Threatening stress,
Witcher 3 Enemy = Dummy Dolls
Bro really just rolled around for 2 minutes straight
broooo even the real gerald wouldnt nail this. pure perfection. KUDO
💣
Dear Mom,
How are you? You'll never guess what's happening right now!
Oh, I see! So this is why they call him "BUTCHER of Blaviken"
Me right after quicksaving
The last elbow was personal
*Geralt in his imagination when he confronts an army*
I am not in danger I am the danger.
- Geralt of revia
Soldiers: " You're trapped, you foolish Witcher!?!"
Geralt: "Hold my sword!?....actually give me my sword, I'm gonna need it"
Yrden with the Grandmaster Griffin set and a quick Aard hit with Piercing Cold would probably make this so satisfying 🔥
Geralt's gonna have a new nickname after this one
That went from dark souls to dynasty warriors in about 3 seconds.
Gotta love it when developers only care about coddling your main character syndrome
Truly the Fidgetspinner of Blaviken