Republicans, Stop Texting Me

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ม.ค. 2025

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  • @greenisnotnick
    @greenisnotnick  2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

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    • @alt9218
      @alt9218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      first reply 😠 😡

    • @riscurtrucking8267
      @riscurtrucking8267 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude begs for sponsors horseshit broke, I also like how you didn't go through your baylen video and educate yourself.. didn't even read a comment

    • @riscurtrucking8267
      @riscurtrucking8267 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ebibidibidu55559 no it isn't he a funny

    • @riscurtrucking8267
      @riscurtrucking8267 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ebibidibidu55559 MEOW

    • @riscurtrucking8267
      @riscurtrucking8267 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ebibidibidu55559 egsar

  • @frauleinfunf
    @frauleinfunf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2862

    I love how they say “The Left announces new pronouns” like there’s been a press release for every set of neopronouns

    • @haventpickedanameyet2527
      @haventpickedanameyet2527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      "Did you hear the new pronoun release is coming next week?"

    • @cameron8338
      @cameron8338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      can someone send me the new pronoun patch notes im not up to date

    • @fair.
      @fair. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      bro new pronouns just leaked

    • @BouncyKnight331
      @BouncyKnight331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Wake up babe, new Pronouns just dropped

    • @mavericked
      @mavericked 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      yeah tbh the whole pronouns system has been fucked up since the they/them release it should really be patched

  • @wormie77
    @wormie77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2545

    for the party that supposedly hates pronouns they sure do come up with a lot of neopronouns for themselves

    • @zQoQz
      @zQoQz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      it’s just so hard to keep up with their pronouns 🥺 like it’s not even gramatically correct!!! these we/the/people’s are taking over, and i certainly can’t have them teaching that to our children 😡

    • @JoE-fi6vv
      @JoE-fi6vv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@yerinbaekscandlelight use ur brain for this one

    • @6ro0vy
      @6ro0vy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@yerinbaekscandlelight sorry but it’s very VERY clearly satire

    • @JoE-fi6vv
      @JoE-fi6vv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@yerinbaekscandlelight didn’t mean that in a harsh way homie

    • @halatiny6537
      @halatiny6537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@yerinbaekscandlelight I’m sure it was satire yes making fun of how the right talk like tantrums

  • @jennahpartsch5565
    @jennahpartsch5565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1716

    the "democrats are $1000 ahead" is giving me flashbacks to elementary school fundraisers where the winning class gets a pizza party

    • @alexao208
      @alexao208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      “Ms. Anne’s class is ahead by only 3 gold stars :( guys let’s stay in our seats today so we can get a pizza party :D”

    • @lilelo208
      @lilelo208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Low effort works on a certain group, I'm just glad it isn't everyone. Although the media and politics will make it look like we're outnumbered.

    • @ashtonalderman5606
      @ashtonalderman5606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The democrats are gonna go to Pizza Hut if we don't stop them, Us republicans need to sell more cookie dough and popcorn

    • @randomtinypotatocried
      @randomtinypotatocried 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's true we got pizza for our hard work when I did campaign work. Clearly the Republicans need to work hard for their pizza party

    • @yawninglion1677
      @yawninglion1677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah, the cutthroat days of the penny jar contest, where people could sabotage other classes by putting non-pennies in, and my teacher took money to the bank and dumped a load of pennies in our jar so we could win

  • @BeTheAeroplane
    @BeTheAeroplane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    Nick unironically understanding the bible more than people who swear by it.

    • @TheMoonlightMage
      @TheMoonlightMage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I've seen evangelicals on tiktok like "why is it the pagans know our religion better than us" like they didn't just answer their own question

    • @BeTheAeroplane
      @BeTheAeroplane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@TheMoonlightMage 😂 Ah, the good ol' christian self-own.

    • @evelynsahoe8896
      @evelynsahoe8896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's really not that hard to understand people just warp it to fit their own beliefs.

  • @JediPlays0309
    @JediPlays0309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    I found a t-shirt that says "I identify as Non-Bidenary" and its the most lgbtq supportive republican t shirt ive ever seen lol and it seems to be on accident too haha.

    • @diamdante
      @diamdante 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      in reality most democrats are just kinda useless and incompetent, but the republican specialty is making them look like badass superheroes lmao

    • @maybemablemaples2144
      @maybemablemaples2144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Self own...that's rare 🤣

    • @mr._auricesa9110
      @mr._auricesa9110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ive seen that too! Its such a good pun to be used for these types of republicans tho.

    • @garbomode29
      @garbomode29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i want that shirt

    • @TheOceanBearer
      @TheOceanBearer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm nonbinary, and I want this shirt, too.

  • @kazzoey9164
    @kazzoey9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    It’s so funny when they act like there’s anyone out there trying to erase Christianity from existence 💀 When in reality people are just saying that Christian beliefs shouldn’t influence laws that apply to people of all different religions.

    • @turboshazed7370
      @turboshazed7370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Mental gymnastics 😅 it's pretty sad actually

    • @TheMoonlightMage
      @TheMoonlightMage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      We're not lucky enough to erase that blight

    • @kazzoey9164
      @kazzoey9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@TheMoonlightMage I’m not bold enough to say that I want them gone, but man I wish they’d learn that their religion is THEIR religion, not everyone else’s 😅 They’d be a lot more tolerable if they just left the rest of us alone about it

    • @TheMoonlightMage
      @TheMoonlightMage 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kazzoey9164 Their religion is straight up dogmatic and thinks all nonbelievers shouldn't exist so it breeds violence

    • @xXChaoticRavenXx
      @xXChaoticRavenXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I’m personally in favor of erasing Christianity 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @keppakappa5033
    @keppakappa5033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    one question I have for the faith-based scare tactics: why... does the number of "believers" matter so much to them? I've never heard of literally any other religion that was so unnecessarily terrified of losing members, like as if it's some kind of popularity contest or marketing department that is obsessed with the number of customers they bring in. shouldn't it be enough that you believe in your own religion and find peace within it? why does EVERYONE else have to join you in it, and what does that have to do with politics/running a country? wasn't separation of church and state supposed to be, idk, an important part of the constitution?
    not saying all Christians are like that obviously, it's just a really weird, nonsensical scare tactic these specific folks are using.

    • @greenisnotnick
      @greenisnotnick  2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      very good point. it seems like one of the biggest pillars of right-wing theology is just being really scared that people will stop being christians

    • @jocelyn15
      @jocelyn15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      it’s giving mlm

    • @theMansalad
      @theMansalad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@greenisnotnick maybe they've found that stoking fear of that sort is one of the easier ways to separate people from their money

    • @rayafoxr3
      @rayafoxr3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It’s very strange. I don’t know why Christians are so much more obsessed with it than other religious groups, especially American Christians. Judaism is usually considered the closest religion to Christianity but they have totally different relationships with converts(there are actually a lot of big differences between the two religions).

    • @jestenia590
      @jestenia590 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Politically, republicans built their election strategy since the 70s around being the “moral majority” and have linked being moral with being religious. So in their eyes, the less religious people, the shallower pool of voters they have.
      While the Religious reason is there’s a tenet built into Christianity that they have to proselytize to literally everyone. Some of them believe once everyone on earth knows who Jesus is he’ll come back/Armageddon will happen. That’s why you have wackos trying to contact isolated tribes and going on mission trips.

  • @Music7Ada
    @Music7Ada 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Republicans: "No! You can't use 'they' to refer to a single person!"
    Also republicans: "My pronouns are *We* / the / *people* "

    • @jsas2047
      @jsas2047 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tbf they are not hypocritical, they're making fun of they/them and neopronouns

  • @emmafriend7122
    @emmafriend7122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The “Friend” thing is extra creepy because it’s just my actual last name. It always makes me think they actually tailored their shit to me before I realize they call everyone that.

    • @yocaro7873
      @yocaro7873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s a very unique last name 😳

  • @Atumblingblogger
    @Atumblingblogger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    someone should make a guide on how to use we/the/people pronouns so we can actually respect their pronouns.. maliciously

    • @perfessorclown5543
      @perfessorclown5543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It comes out sounding like somebody singing along to I Am The Walrus but they don’t know the words.

    • @terrienr333
      @terrienr333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "this is my friend [name], we likes cults, and the(possessive) cults start every Tuesday, but we people goes on Mondays. The(possessive) pronouns are we/the/people."

    • @rinananaaaa
      @rinananaaaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      “guys we have to stop making fun of we’s pronouns🥹🥹 i’ll make the feel bad about peopleselves😢”
      (im actually not sure if thats right idk now to use neos😭)

    • @terrienr333
      @terrienr333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rinananaaaa we's in that context would look like she's so, close

    • @terrienr333
      @terrienr333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rinananaaaa oh, it would be "of the pronouns!"so even more confusing

  • @kotacaelum9428
    @kotacaelum9428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    one of my exs signed me up for trumps emails five years ago and since then i literally cannot get away from them.
    i unsubscribe literally 6 times a month and every time i do a new person is added to the roster. it went from trump, to his son, to his wife, to his little political buddies. it never stops.
    at least the democrats listened when i asked them to stop :(

    • @-katbug.
      @-katbug. ปีที่แล้ว

      eesh. At least one of them is respectful I guess...

  • @inayah115
    @inayah115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    As a Muslim I have experience three too many men who have tried to convert me and turn outwardly Islamophobic once they get rejected

  • @hyacinthus818
    @hyacinthus818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Nick, I just want you to know I put this on when I was getting my blood drawn so I wouldn’t freak the fuck out, and it worked. Thanks for helping me not faint, king.

    • @rubyhale3245
      @rubyhale3245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I watched a nick vid while getting a procedure to stop me freaking out , actually works

  • @abbytietgen7789
    @abbytietgen7789 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I used to work at a retirement home and there was a resident who would screenshot these and show them to everyone. She thinks trump is going to bring the rapture in 2027

  • @dillpickle-no9hl
    @dillpickle-no9hl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I've been getting about a dozen emails a day from trump since before i was even old enough to vote. the worst part of things is that there is literally no way to unsubscribe

    • @elambedo
      @elambedo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      that feels illegal

    • @psychott6
      @psychott6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@elambedo It probably is.

    • @joshuahaskell2165
      @joshuahaskell2165 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same I just blocked them and reported it as spam

  • @kinnoyu8448
    @kinnoyu8448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I cannot stop getting texts telling me how horrible John fetterman is. No matter how many times I say stop, how many times I block numbers, it's like a hydra. You cut down one head 3 more send you another message

    • @nekobun
      @nekobun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm apparently on the BS About Fetterman lists, too. Thankfully most of them dump to spam but I still wake up to stacks of notifications that they've been moved there.

    • @gays4holtby110
      @gays4holtby110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JOHN “SOCIALISM” FETTERMAN wants to use YOUR TAXES to pay for BLUE HAIRED BARTENDERS and their GENDER STUDIES DEGREE

    • @nekobun
      @nekobun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gays4holtby110 well now he's just begging me to commit voter fraud and submit multiple votes

    • @music42380
      @music42380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      can be worth reporting them to the ftc, since they are still messaging after you unsubscribe. they can be fined

  • @tomatosoup79
    @tomatosoup79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I love how they call us rad! They're too kind 🥰

  • @249aaa
    @249aaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    i love that syd was willing to tolerate right-wing auto-texts just because she has a legacy area code LMFAO

  • @shaideryan5230
    @shaideryan5230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    “Guess what, those filthy little pockets aren’t gonna exist in heaven…”
    ”lets take a second to talk about our sponsor..”
    I loved that

  • @kinnoyu8448
    @kinnoyu8448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Funny thing is that Jesus specifically says you're gonna be heavily persecuted and it's gonna hurt lmao like he literally says you legit might get fucking martyred

  • @loveydoo99
    @loveydoo99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    funny story, I work as a dental assistant, and one time when I answered the phone some really rude lady gave me attitude and cussed me out, and so as revenge I took her phone number and signed her up for as many text subscriptions as possible, and those included republican political candidate text messages such as this. 🥳

    • @maybemablemaples2144
      @maybemablemaples2144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What a power move I love it. Some people just need that.

    • @ADreamerWithAPen
      @ADreamerWithAPen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is brilliant 😂

    • @pepps1943
      @pepps1943 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just casually admitting to crimes.. k.

  • @amandarae2755
    @amandarae2755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    look it’s nick! in the same outfit he’s been wearing since that kanye west video he did last week…

    • @greenisnotnick
      @greenisnotnick  2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      it's been rough over here...

    • @Saibellus
      @Saibellus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      its not his fault his clothes are just part of his body smh its the struggle of being a woke liberal coastal elite npc

  • @King-Of-Best
    @King-Of-Best 2 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    We love how nick has political views but when the political adds start coming out he’s a whole new person

    • @Madeeha_shinkoko
      @Madeeha_shinkoko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What's adds?

    • @butimacheerleader
      @butimacheerleader 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Madeeha_shinkoko i think they meant advertisements

    • @King-Of-Best
      @King-Of-Best 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@butimacheerleader yep

    • @Madeeha_shinkoko
      @Madeeha_shinkoko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@butimacheerleader ah! I thought that was like niche terminology, my bad😭

    • @carlietucker9738
      @carlietucker9738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      exactly, makes me not want to watch him anymore

  • @kat222x
    @kat222x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    You did not have to go after Daniel Howell like that 😂

  • @awkwardlys6640
    @awkwardlys6640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Derick is the guy who once said “you are disrespecting a future us navy soldier”

  • @brooklynnheinxzz
    @brooklynnheinxzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i got one of these texts thinking it was spam and i replied cussing them out and then i got an actual response like “ok have a good day” 😭

  • @lindseyhendrix2405
    @lindseyhendrix2405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Omg. I’ve been swamped with these texts as well. They’re SO aggravating.

  • @magefly96
    @magefly96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "You're not gonna get into heaven if you spend your whole life running from God." God damn BARS son that hits with the big oof

  • @tanithd
    @tanithd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I think “Friend” is supposed to be the name of the person receiving the texts but whoever signed up for them put Friend in as the name instead

  • @noralewis5390
    @noralewis5390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I've owned my number for over 20 years, and I still get texts for political donations from a state I last lived in 18 years ago. They are doing number lists based on area code.

  • @OliviaTorres1998
    @OliviaTorres1998 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that you have conversations with your cat. I do too and my cats are always back talking me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ffletch
    @ffletch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I get the exact same texts directed towards someone named "Anna"
    I do not know anyone named Anna

    • @CatastrophicGay
      @CatastrophicGay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too but it's Michael

    • @jennahpartsch5565
      @jennahpartsch5565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same but it's mary

    • @JediPlays0309
      @JediPlays0309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too lol mine are for someone named Lucille. Im convinced Lucille just entered a random number for something and it ended up all being sent to me lol

    • @madst903
      @madst903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same but apparently my name is Cindy

    • @CANINETHEROPY
      @CANINETHEROPY 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently I'm Matthew

  • @ellasharpe123
    @ellasharpe123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Out loud yelled ‘oh my god’ as I clicked on this - have never been so excited for a video in my life. The last one was such a banger so I cannot WAIT to watch through this one.

  • @MitreyK
    @MitreyK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One time I got an ad asking for my opinion on Trump's presidency and I responded with some [wild] constructive criticism and then I was spammed by republican emails for months 💀

  • @anokat
    @anokat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can just imagine all the boomers who get these texts and wholeheartedly agree with them. And then they get upset when they never receive their we/the/people shirt in the mail.

  • @SuperNicktendo
    @SuperNicktendo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Gonna need that "I'm not 40" shirt. I turn 40 in April so it would get some good use

  • @PforPanthera
    @PforPanthera 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I've also been getting a bonkers number texts from Republican groups. I have no idea why. They usually go straight to spam without me even seeing the full message but the constant notifications is annoying.

  • @frostini8580
    @frostini8580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Lmao but BERNIES texts are like, my beautiful amazing person, I’m so sorry to bother you, i am simply humbly asking for .001c to meet our deadline. I love you, sincerely Bernie. ❤️

    • @-katbug.
      @-katbug. ปีที่แล้ว

      Really? /gen

  • @oliveoil8736
    @oliveoil8736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm Australian and apparently I have been personally being emailed by Biden every day! I feel so special

  • @AndromedaD
    @AndromedaD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I converted from a monotheistic religion to a polytheistic one, so I'm at like, +2,000% on the god front. I've got a few of you atheists covered, statistically speaking.

    • @sylmaerie
      @sylmaerie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      thank you for your service

    • @tencolorpen
      @tencolorpen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      youre doing the gods work

    • @maybemablemaples2144
      @maybemablemaples2144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Min maxing for major God gains 😤👌🏿

    • @oo4758
      @oo4758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ooo, which polytheistic religion are you a part of? 👀 /gen
      Me personally I've become more pan-theistic over time because I've found that there is some truth or wisdom in each religion and some practices that build my character.

    • @AndromedaD
      @AndromedaD 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oo4758 Loosely, Norse paganism with a focus on Odin, Loki, Freyja, and Freyr.

  • @MXGIRL87
    @MXGIRL87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this happened with my email because I registered for a seat at a trump rally (just so I could occupy it and not show up)

    • @MXGIRL87
      @MXGIRL87 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      “WE DAMAND A RECOUNT”
      “The Left is UNHINGED”
      “Democrats.
      I've had enough.”
      “I need you to FIGHT BACK”
      “CRUSH the Radical Left
      Increase your impact by 1000%.”

    • @cecekaye5981
      @cecekaye5981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is why you always use a throwaway email

    • @carlietucker9738
      @carlietucker9738 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      very mature of you to take up a seat to purposely not go asshole

    • @MXGIRL87
      @MXGIRL87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cecekaye5981 this is what I think looking back on it but at least I didn’t use my main email just one I use for junk 😓

  • @SGTMAJStorm-ng2bt
    @SGTMAJStorm-ng2bt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The funniest thing is your mini sermon before the ad break is eerily similar to one that was at my church a few weeks ago 😂

  • @vogelvrouw
    @vogelvrouw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    That picture of the church with the storm 1000% looks like that one season finaly of supernatural where they made all the angels fall from heaven

    • @vogelvrouw
      @vogelvrouw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Had to check, its not actually that church but it does look a LOT like it (season 9)

    • @androidsentbycyberl1fe
      @androidsentbycyberl1fe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kinda reminds me of the church where Sam did the trials

  • @KokoroKaisen
    @KokoroKaisen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    we/the/people shirt would be a good shirt for any systems that live in a more conservative town

    • @equestrathena
      @equestrathena 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO as a system this is funny af

  • @ishimarucore
    @ishimarucore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    oh my god i have been getting these for MONTHS. i told my boyfriend that someone had to have put my number in to mess w me. im so glad that i'm not alone in getting these messages almost every day

    • @ishimarucore
      @ishimarucore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i see a notification saying "hey FRIEND" and i just have to roll my eyes

  • @amberu1625
    @amberu1625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Let’s get back to the fun! 👹We’Ve NeVeR bEeN mOrE sCaReD👹”

  • @MM-rz8hr
    @MM-rz8hr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Pretty sure whoever signed up put in “Friend” as the name and that’s why they kept capitalizing it

  • @brigi.e
    @brigi.e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    thank you Syd for sharing this and giving me inspiration to get back at abusive customers from my old call centre job

  • @MsPoliteRants
    @MsPoliteRants 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This person must be a Nv resident.
    NV ran out of 702 area code numbers so if you change it, you lose it and go to 775. My number is still 702 and I’m getting HOUNDED by GOP texts also.

  • @dboyedoe
    @dboyedoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's so funny they're trying to use IRS agents as the Boogeyman... who cares if they unleash 200,000 IRS agents? Regular hard working Americans already pay their taxes, we're good 😂

  • @catienoble3191
    @catienoble3191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In south central PA, our area code, 717, was like some kind of shorthand for the place we lived/our identity being from this region. Then, a few years ago, they ran out of numbers and did an overlay where they started giving out 223 numbers in this region. I never want want to give up my 717 number because I most likely wouldn't be able to get another one, so I totally get why Syd doesn't want to give up her old area code.

  • @leftylewis9574
    @leftylewis9574 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    do NOT call out Dan Howell like that

  • @lintries465
    @lintries465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I get the same shit and they all call me Douglas for some damn reason. I just got one now when typing this out 😭

    • @sylmaerie
      @sylmaerie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I USED TO GET DOUGLAS TEXTS TOO WTF

    • @universal_stupidity
      @universal_stupidity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they're just desperately searching for Douglas

    • @0gammag0
      @0gammag0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@universal_stupidity I hope they find him so they stop needing to reach out to random people

  • @victoriatropeano6625
    @victoriatropeano6625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    we had to memorize the preamble of the constitution in elementary school so my mind goes on a tangent if i hear “we the people” it’s been 10 years and i can’t seem to unremember

  • @fta6859
    @fta6859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite texts I have gotten from these people is the ones that start with “Ron DeSantis here” as if he is personally texting me

  • @UnchargedBattery978
    @UnchargedBattery978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I misread it and thought it said “Republicans, Stop Touching Me”

  • @heyhousecat
    @heyhousecat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got one that started with “I’m fired up and ready to go!” 🥴

  • @Emiliefohr
    @Emiliefohr ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They hated Jesus because he was too woke

  • @VonderfulVal
    @VonderfulVal 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    His name is Daniel Howell!!😭

  • @Ms12369
    @Ms12369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hope he Always wears that shirt and it's like, his thing now. Like Scott Cramer's swim trunks. Or D'Angelo's angelic presence.

  • @zoemorrow6123
    @zoemorrow6123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i’m subscribed to a few “left ist” email chains and while some of them use pretty intense wording, they’re never as harsh or hostile as these sound like

  • @ADreamerWithAPen
    @ADreamerWithAPen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've had several friends say they've gotten unsolicited emails and/or texts from republicans recently. Makes me extremely concerned how the Republicans are getting their contact info. Doesn't seem legal.

  • @thavs
    @thavs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG !!! THAT SONGGG REVOLUTION BY KIRK FLANKIN... wow you actually unlocked a memory in my brain

  • @egetty6852
    @egetty6852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’m just going to drop a comment saying that you can put your phone on the National Do Not Call Registry. I have not received a single political (or even scam/spam) phone call or text literally ever :)

    • @QuantumBoogaloo
      @QuantumBoogaloo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can’t recommend the do not call list, my parents and grandparents all signed up for it, and seem to get more spam calls than ever. Just a fair warning for everyone else

  • @ren-sk7yz
    @ren-sk7yz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Literally nick deconstructing Christianity in the middle with ease facts & class

  • @notmychannel6247
    @notmychannel6247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This editing knocked it out the park damn 😂😂😂

  • @justemmalyn7934
    @justemmalyn7934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Those filthy little pockets aren't gonna exist in heaven!" LOL I'm gonna use that

  • @Rylee_G
    @Rylee_G 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:56 that's kingpin from spiderman

  • @painhammerrocketfist
    @painhammerrocketfist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I GET SO MANY REPUBLICAN TEXTS its hell its hell its hell its hell

  • @fricketyfracktraintrack
    @fricketyfracktraintrack 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Unrelated to anything in the video except for Bambi's little Cameo at the beginning, but I love how cat owners all talk to their cats the same way

  • @zatchary
    @zatchary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yay another great video from my favorite youtuber Nikki Snot Green

  • @persbaderse
    @persbaderse 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ughhh i understand. i have an area code they don't make numbers for anymore and the only someone can take it is to pry it from my cold dead hands

  • @soupyhour
    @soupyhour 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My headphones died at 1:52 so it paused and I was just sitting there like "man this joke just keeps going"

  • @chateaulobby
    @chateaulobby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    one of my crowning achievements in the past couple years is registering for 20 tickets to one of trumps rallies as Seymour Butts lmao

  • @HyperUserGoesHyperer
    @HyperUserGoesHyperer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think the “friend” is there if they don’t have your name

  • @alphablythe9634
    @alphablythe9634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The whole "friend" thing is because that's the name inputted when you're signed up. It's a fill in the blank that they use to try and be more personal by using your name. I get a lot of messages with my full name (sometimes even texts meant for my mom??) And it always makes me mad. Just thought I would mention.

  • @eva4668
    @eva4668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG THE REVOLUTION SOMG BRINGS ME BACK TO CHURCH CAMPS

  • @ninjaunicorn575
    @ninjaunicorn575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It's kinda crazy how these people come up with this and very scary that people actually believe it.
    Not saying it looks like a cult, but....

  • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
    @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah, that classic anime arc: Co-worker to lover to friend to bulk reactionary scammail drop.

  • @ael-fern
    @ael-fern 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    was really hoping there'd be an image of like, the texas mounted patrol, at 2:38

  • @sodapop6164
    @sodapop6164 ปีที่แล้ว

    i used to get these texts a lot in high school (i'm definitely NOT anywhere close to a republican) so one time freshman year i replied with "god wants me dead and you'll soon find out why"

  • @therachellynnedits
    @therachellynnedits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    separation of church and state is non-existent now and republicans just cannot see that.
    and these ducking texts are the most annoying thing ever lol

  • @laurajones1476
    @laurajones1476 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    when you said laura jones I swear I jumped 3 feet, that is not me, but there's probably a million of us, and it was a very funny moment

  • @vogelvrouw
    @vogelvrouw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Be like a pumpkin, take out your guts

  • @rocketpsyence
    @rocketpsyence 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Not to nitpick but you can do a lot of good in the world if you use your influence to normalize including trans and intersex people who can get pregnant when you talk about abortion/reproductive rights. (Because we have overlapping but different issues than cis women, so rights for them dont always cover us all 100%)

    • @justinwatson1510
      @justinwatson1510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You aren't nitpicking, you are making a perfectly valid request.

    • @Gonkulator
      @Gonkulator ปีที่แล้ว

      Not to nickpick

  • @SpecialInterestShow
    @SpecialInterestShow 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    20:30 25-26 YEARS!? How many times has he won?

  • @CoolKitCat123
    @CoolKitCat123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ok. I’ve been getting so many texts from conservatives too lately (all directed to “Patrick”, which is not my name lol)… so I’m glad I’m not the only one 😢

  • @squeezydoot
    @squeezydoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We're down to the wire, Friend

  • @beccacleveland3116
    @beccacleveland3116 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    sometimes they call me and I use the opportunity to practice my chewbacca roar :) on an unrelated note, the same group has never called me twice

  • @monniessi
    @monniessi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    loving the 20+ min videos !

  • @jaidiferous
    @jaidiferous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    im pretty sure all of these republicans think syd's name is Friend

  • @humbertogallino4367
    @humbertogallino4367 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hehehe.. he said imagine dragon.. like “imagine dragon thes-“

  • @Obstagoons
    @Obstagoons ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I sat outside the liberal store for hours for the new pronouns

  • @kiwwykeen5305
    @kiwwykeen5305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:36 makes me weep with cowboy joy🙏

  • @yurimori34
    @yurimori34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *********** there you go. Have fun dialing it.

  • @Mariki_kiki
    @Mariki_kiki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    16 SECONDS AGO SURELY A RECORD???

  • @vitamineater23
    @vitamineater23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "FRIEND" is probably what the person who signed them up for put instead of Syd's name

  • @underachiever8839
    @underachiever8839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Friend” is very gender neutral and progressive of them…

  • @secretlymorgan268
    @secretlymorgan268 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As someone named Morgan this video kept jump scaring me