he has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.
This brought me unspeakable amounts of pain. I burned down my family's estate in a fit of insanity and was committed to an asylum for several months. After many self immolation incidents I was eventually released. To you I say this. This is cursed as hell. Good job.
No, God-Emperor, No!! NOOOOOO!!! I can't. This hurts my eyes and soul to watch! This must be what it feels like to be interrogated by a Tzeentch cultist... Though even I have to admit, seeing a transfer attached with super glue was damn hilarious!
some people are gonna mock that not realizing that’s probably what their first mini looked like. probably close to what my first will look like once i get the materials.
@@MrMarrok657 I don't know if it was just my local GW™ store that was offering it or if its an australia wide or even international thing, but they gave me a free mini to paint, so of course it'd be my first.
Incredible haha My first paint job way back in early 00's was an Eldar model dunked in some yellow paint and then I painted the helmet blue. Work smarter not harder 😅
The angrily angered angry marine, there were no prayers or in fact any fucks at all. Just pure rage, and as all tech priest know how can you paint as angry as the Astartes feels?
It's a new doctrine; the alpha legion make themselves look and seem completely incompetent at anything and everything so the enemy either ignores them or avoids fighting them out of pity. (I mean no disrespect to the creator of this video)
The only thing that really bugs me is when that shows up for skirmish night and the guy that painted it is so proud of himself for getting his army painted in record time.
I wanna see one of these where it’s either a complete glob job during the work shots but the end product is the most immaculate beautifully done painting, or vice versa
I spent so many hours painting my Kriegsmen, but this one single thick coat with some details looks awesome. the wash and transfers also do wonders for this painting style!
The uncleaned remnants of spider web, that evoke a forgotten mini glued too long ago you've lost the head you've sworn yourself to paint independently to get it right so you picked any head out of a half-finished sprue from your Pile of Shame, is 40K lore at its finest.
@@thepaintingphase Happily traded good sir. Happily. Ive been asked by a couple people lately to help them with painting. This couldnt have come at a more perfect time, cause I've been sending them this lol.
I usually don’t mind when people have a rough paint job, we all gotta start somewhere right? But I went to a tournament and a guy legit showed up with his dark angels painted like this but bright green, globs of paint all over, 1000pts of models totally caked in it. The scary part was he was bragging about his paint job un-ironically , “I just used craft paints I didn’t have to buy the expensive ones like you guys! Really happy with the result.” Everyone was just polite and didn’t say anything, guy then made fun of other people’s really nice paint jobs and pointed out little mistakes. He clearly watched a lot of tutorials, but was he just being funny or legit thought like that? I will never know, never saw him again.
Finally, one thick coat
Duncan Rhodes is having several consecutive heartattacks when seeing this masterpiece XD
Now for two thick coats
And a nice sloppy tip on ya brush.
It's so dummy thick...
dat THICC coat
Ngl this is this the most uncomfortable I've ever felt 😆
I’m gonna second that
Same! 😆 I want to rip my skin off now 😆
I swear I just stared expecting some last minute speed painting thing that produced a miracle but… no
I don’t even play the table top and I feel like I’m going to have a panic attack
same.
he has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.
Beautiful
This is like getting a 0 on the sat. You have to know the correct answers to get literally everything wrong
That was the idea, good spot!
I dont want to be tactically outsmarted by the dude with an army of 5th grade art projects
I guess that is a valid tactic. People might underestimate your game play.
Same energy as that one guy that always has his marines painted bright pink.
Same energy as the mouth breathers who only buy teir one armies and don't play with their favorite
Finally, someone with my painting skills
GRANDMASTER!?!
"Professional Paintjob" eBay miniatures:
“Brother, the gellar field went down, did anything happen to me?”
"Yes brother, you were gifted by Nurgle, Slaanesh and Tzeentch at the same time"
This is designed to trigger a certain person i feel it
It *HAS* to be for that purpose
Yes, I can't explain in words how triggard I am right now...
im pretty sure watching it gave me physical pain.
Like me?
It looks…. Questionable but still triggering
Those crisp edge highlights 👌
All that sweet practice I've had
Those transfers are clean AF
When Duncan Rhodes has a nightmare this is what he sees
“The gellar field is operating at substandard capacity, brother.”
“I’m sure we’ll be fine.”
A few seconds in the microwave and your Warp Marines are ready to paint!
damn boy your paint gives a +1 to your armour save
Damn, save some Golden Demons for the rest of us!
I can't help it, clearly just so talented!
That was literally my second thought! About to post the sentiment when I saw you already had. This guy is something special.
This brought me unspeakable amounts of pain. I burned down my family's estate in a fit of insanity and was committed to an asylum for several months. After many self immolation incidents I was eventually released. To you I say this. This is cursed as hell. Good job.
show up to a tournament with an entire army painted like this and tilt your opponent into oblivion
🤣🤣😂
This is what Dustin Rhodes sees in his nightmares
Who the hell is Dustin Rhodes?
@@christopheraaron1255 Duncan Rhodes evil twin
Dustin Rhodes take me home to the place I belong
The evil chaos twin to Duncan
@@Holktube ahahahh
Haha, the transfer at the end was a touch of genius!
I'm doing the lord work, truly.
@@thepaintingphase Ave, true to Caesar!
@@thepaintingphase when you’ve been trough every thing in war
- Do you love me brother?
- Be strong Clarence. Be strong for the Emperor.
I started out thinking "trust the process" lol 😂
Absolutely yes, just not this time.
And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I said “Hey, a-what’s going on?”
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NOICE!
We were all thinking it
The space wolves will never go cold with that thick ass coat
No, God-Emperor, No!! NOOOOOO!!! I can't. This hurts my eyes and soul to watch! This must be what it feels like to be interrogated by a Tzeentch cultist... Though even I have to admit, seeing a transfer attached with super glue was damn hilarious!
Ladies and gentlemen, we've got it. The miniature painting shiteposting! (Love it!)
You’re welcome!
I was half expecting the finished model to look amazingly awesome and clearly not the same, but this was really funny
I never cried. Until i saw how beautiful this is
This is actually amazing in a totally different way, it is wholeheartedly beautiful in its own way.
Heresy!
Sorry but that’s just existential nonsense.
Just super glueing the transfer on, without even taking it off the backing 👌 That was the icing on the cake.
BROTHER, NOOOOOO!
Ah, yes. The classic Golden Lizards chapter paint scheme.
Belsarius Cawl when Guilliman's credit card declines.
So this is what the effects of The Warp look like...
Paint so thick it has a 3 up invul save and never lost armor of contempt.
😂🤣😂👏
(screams in "Thin your paints")
Me after painstakingly painting 20 blood Angel's astarties: internal screaming.
My favorite part of build is it leaning completely to the side of the base
Finally a tutorial i can follow
some people are gonna mock that not realizing that’s probably what their first mini looked like. probably close to what my first will look like once i get the materials.
Lmfao nah my first mini was no where near that, you sir are projecting
@@shoother2257 keep tellin yourself that.
My first mini was a free tutorial the local games workshop store was giving out and they taught you how to paint, so it was decent
@@havoklad7616 ok thats one account. not everyone goes to a class for their first mini
@@MrMarrok657 I don't know if it was just my local GW™ store that was offering it or if its an australia wide or even international thing, but they gave me a free mini to paint, so of course it'd be my first.
Incredible haha
My first paint job way back in early 00's was an Eldar model dunked in some yellow paint and then I painted the helmet blue. Work smarter not harder 😅
You're a clever man Kevin, don't you ever change.
I would love to see a picture of your genius dude
There's not a lot of smart Kevin's out there, but you're probably one of them.
@@lordandsavior6726 🤣
I'm never painting another mini EVER! I'll never hit as high a standard as this masterpiece.
We’re sorry, we’ve ruined your hobby.
Its so beautiful even my eyes start burning.
We need more of this
(Grinding teeths)
(Nails digging into table)
(Heavy breathing)
Sounds like their mission was accomplished
Do you love me brother?
...
Be strong Clarence, be strong for the Emperor.
I appreciate how this is the first thing that pops up when I ask for warhammer paint jobs
Least mutated chaos worshipper
The unmixed lump of paint is such an accurate and great detail 👌🏼👏🏼
This was horrible. Just awful. How am I supposed to replicate this masterpiece without the 17 hour tutorial?
That was like watching a horrific car crash. You just can't look away, no matter how hard you try.
Mesmerising isn't it, in a terrible kind of way.
@@thepaintingphase God has truly turned his back on us. We have forsaken him.
Nurgle gifts work in mysterious ways
Nurgle is such an enigma.
This is how gw intended you to paint, none of that silly two thin coats
Finally ,a painting tutorial that i can follow
I'm pretty sure that's how the angry space marines would be if they had to paint themselves their suits.
“Be strong, Clarence. Be strong, for the Emperor.”
The wash adjusted everything
I was cringing so hard because I get so anxious when I paint, but the transfer part got me lmao.
The angrily angered angry marine, there were no prayers or in fact any fucks at all. Just pure rage, and as all tech priest know how can you paint as angry as the Astartes feels?
Finally! Someone who sees the rage.
That space marine demanded to speak to the manager.
Lol.
well yes it's the alpha legion
It's a new doctrine; the alpha legion make themselves look and seem completely incompetent at anything and everything so the enemy either ignores them or avoids fighting them out of pity.
(I mean no disrespect to the creator of this video)
Rogal Dorn: Look how they massacred my boy.
Vulkan, seeing the Salamanders transfer: *Visible confusion*
Either way, heresy
@@michaelsorensen7567 Brother... Get the flamer.
My artsy french flat cap is thoroughly shooketh
looks like a marine that has gone through a fight in a painting factory ... holy emperor. You need to put a warning before the video starts.
Ngl... At first i though the background sound gonna be " Turi ip ip"
I just imagine him eternally screaming in a low-quality “dawn of war”esque tone
Still looks better than most professional painters you can find on ebay
This is how I always feel like my paints will turn out, it never does, but I always expect it.
A masterpiece!! Such attention detail!! Perfect shading, and you can feel the emotion on his face!! Just incredible! 😂
The only thing that really bugs me is when that shows up for skirmish night and the guy that painted it is so proud of himself for getting his army painted in record time.
With how much i put my average painting down, this video actually calms me and makes me think “there’s people who paint this bad unironically”
I wanna see one of these where it’s either a complete glob job during the work shots but the end product is the most immaculate beautifully done painting, or vice versa
Now there's a marine who's been through some shit.
I spent so many hours painting my Kriegsmen, but this one single thick coat with some details looks awesome. the wash and transfers also do wonders for this painting style!
The uncleaned remnants of spider web, that evoke a forgotten mini glued too long ago you've lost the head you've sworn yourself to paint independently to get it right so you picked any head out of a half-finished sprue from your Pile of Shame, is 40K lore at its finest.
I think it’s the eyes for me. They really blend everything altogether, just a fantastic piece of art my friend✊🏻
Lmao this is actually one of the funniest things I've seen on these TH-cam shorts. Made all the scrolling worth it.
A minute of your life you'll never be getting back 😂
@@thepaintingphase Happily traded good sir. Happily. Ive been asked by a couple people lately to help them with painting. This couldnt have come at a more perfect time, cause I've been sending them this lol.
NGL, this is how some ppl at my local store paint, and then are proud "painted the whole squad in a day" xD
Lol.
This spoace marine goes like : HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA
When you need to present your project in art class so you try to make it sound as epic as possible:
About time a pro gets on this platform
Lol.
I usually don’t mind when people have a rough paint job, we all gotta start somewhere right? But I went to a tournament and a guy legit showed up with his dark angels painted like this but bright green, globs of paint all over, 1000pts of models totally caked in it. The scary part was he was bragging about his paint job un-ironically , “I just used craft paints I didn’t have to buy the expensive ones like you guys! Really happy with the result.” Everyone was just polite and didn’t say anything, guy then made fun of other people’s really nice paint jobs and pointed out little mistakes. He clearly watched a lot of tutorials, but was he just being funny or legit thought like that? I will never know, never saw him again.
This is what lore-accurate warp corruption looks like
Daaaamn, it so wierd... I need more of this
This feels... Heretical.
I love it.
To think there are people out here who can't even afford Warhammer and there are people like this.
The worst of it is, it took us 150 practice marines to get it to that standard!
What my first paint job looked like lol 😂
My current standard is only slightly better.
WHERE’S THE ACETONE WHEN YOU NEED IT?!
This hurts so good
You're welcome buddy
This feels like the epitome of "Gold Star: You Tried, A+ for Effort"
Ngl that kinda looks like human if he wasn’t in the medieval times
My first thought was "why use a sororitas head.." Then I realized it was a troll
The hair 💀
The beautiful flowing locks of a warrior, what of them? 🤣
@@thepaintingphase where’d you even get a bowl cut head for your space marines
@@lonelygoat2716 sisters 😂
He-man marine 🤣
i shut it off the moment you DIDN"T put that tuft on top of her head
Damn we missed an opportunity there!
Dude man, using a sister head on a space marine to resemble He-man was a top-tier decision. I will now be making a legion of He-men.
Your commitment to the bit is admirable I would never
Honestly I love it, it has a pop-art style that I really like lmao
Ah Yes- Chapter Warhol.😉
You know this is pretty accurate, this is what happens when a space marine enters the warp without protection.
Lol.
I was 100% expecting that grass tuff to end up anywhere but the base.
Still looks better than some other peoples miniatures I’ve seen 😂
This deserves so many more likes oh my God!
Are you TRYING to give Duncan the "Two Thin Coats" guy a heart attack? Because THAT'S how you give him a heart attack
Imagine someone pulls up to a event and their whole army looks like this. I don’t know if I’d barf and resign or resign and barf.
Well there's your problem!
It's a *FEMALE* marine