The Ring Pitch Meeting

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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to The Ring! Subscribe for more Pitch Meetings: bit.ly/Subscribe-to-Screenrant
    A remake of the spooky Japanese film Ringu, The Ring starring Naomi Watts was a massive hit in the early 2000’s. It not only made the phrase “seven days” a creepy part of pop culture but also inspired Hollywood to remake a ton of other Japanese films thanks to its success.
    Although the movie is undoubtedly creepy, it also raises a bunch of questions. Like what happens if you’re not anywhere near a phone when you watch the tape? What happens if you’re standing next to a Jumbotron when Samara decides to crawl out of the screen? Why didn’t Rachel ask her son, who was communicating with Samara, for a bunch of information? Why did Samara’s dad bonk Rachel over the head before having his electricity party? And why did this ghost leave so many clues?!
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to The Ring! It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!
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  • @ScreenRant
    @ScreenRant  4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Check out our playlist for more spooky Pitch Meetings! th-cam.com/video/5raAm6ANIFg/w-d-xo.html

    • @kaybee1459
      @kaybee1459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      pitch meeting the grudge :)

    • @theyoungfamily8295
      @theyoungfamily8295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pitch meetings I would really like to see are. The hero "teen" movies of the 2000's. Like Jumper, Push, I am Number 4, & etc etc. It was the wave of movies back in the day.

    • @izzydizzy9759
      @izzydizzy9759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks for the video! your videos always cheer me up! ^-^ greetings from the Netherlands!

    • @mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks
      @mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AMERICAN HISTORY X!

    • @b.Kuijpers.
      @b.Kuijpers. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Make a pitch meeting about The Neon Demon!!

  • @gabebraxton
    @gabebraxton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10153

    “well she looks like she died but also kinda like someone just got her the most thoughtful gift” 😂 never gonna be able to unsee that now

    • @Chugargonfan
      @Chugargonfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Lmao I died

    • @rvantong
      @rvantong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      This has me rolling

    • @shapen360
      @shapen360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      I never thought I would’ve able to laugh at such a grotesque image.

    • @minimumviableplayer1402
      @minimumviableplayer1402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I loled at work, it was tight.

    • @saritatambayong4002
      @saritatambayong4002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Because the Japanese version of the scared dead face spooked me so much, I avoided to see when watching the Hollywood version. Until today. And it's hilarious! Thanks, Ryan!

  • @3hutp
    @3hutp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3170

    'She goes to the horse farm and start to get to the *BOTTOM* of this.'
    'How does that go?'
    'Oh, not *WELL*
    '

    • @yancylake2019
      @yancylake2019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "Oh, really?"
      "Yeah, yeah, yeah! Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

    • @wrybreadspread
      @wrybreadspread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Dang. That went completely over my head while watching the vid.

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      These videos are full of weird details like that, I find.

    • @yancylake2019
      @yancylake2019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pentelegomenon1175 I know what that feels like!

    • @dervakommtvonhinten517
      @dervakommtvonhinten517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      lol, totally missed that xD

  • @jacobojoojoo7410
    @jacobojoojoo7410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2419

    "It's an adaptation of a Japanese film called 'Ringu' "
    "Oh okay so does it have... Hobbitu's in it"
    I COULDN'T LMAO

    • @ramithnanayakkara9864
      @ramithnanayakkara9864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That joke was so hillarious!

    • @ChanPresto
      @ChanPresto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🤣🤣🤣 hell yeah

    • @southfloridaarcheryguy114
      @southfloridaarcheryguy114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I just now got that……

    • @MrRdlv
      @MrRdlv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Should've said hobitto

    • @ph2194
      @ph2194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So f*****g funny! Just Genius! 😁

  • @frostbrothersgaming4559
    @frostbrothersgaming4559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2012

    I watched the ring and right at the end my mother called me... I had a frickin heart attack

    • @Ogrematic
      @Ogrematic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Did you see the video after the credits?

    • @dbergerac9632
      @dbergerac9632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I was watching it on VHS and when she got the last call, I got a call on my land line ringing in time with the tape. I guess I should have answered.

    • @dbergerac9632
      @dbergerac9632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @ Yes. Wait for my call.

    • @Ogrematic
      @Ogrematic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @ How can you expect a response from a dead guy?

    • @Sewingbee23
      @Sewingbee23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's funny 🤣

  • @JustSomeCanuck
    @JustSomeCanuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5222

    What I wish had been included:
    "And so then she has her creepy son make a copy of the tape, and then we're going to insinuate that everyone in the audience is going to die a week after watching this movie."
    "But didn't you say that if someone copies the tape, that breaks the curse?"
    "Yes."
    "Did you just encourage the audience to make bootleg copies of this movie and give them to their friends so everyone is immune to the curse?"
    "Whoops!"
    "Whoopsie!"

    • @tonuahmed4227
      @tonuahmed4227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Underrated

    • @earthling_za
      @earthling_za 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      "Making bootleg copies is tight!"

    • @johannesseyfried7933
      @johannesseyfried7933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@earthling_za "No Sir, it is not!"
      "Oops!"
      "Oopsie!"

    • @brianwessel
      @brianwessel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      YEAHYEAHYEAH

    • @VivekYadav-ds8oz
      @VivekYadav-ds8oz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Accidentally encouraging pirates is tight!

  • @yateeshagrawal513
    @yateeshagrawal513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3556

    I died laughing about "first year film student pretending to be edgy"
    "Pretentious ghosts Artists are tight"

    • @petitcactusamer
      @petitcactusamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same hahah

    • @sharkdentures3247
      @sharkdentures3247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Possibly my favorite line in the video.
      Although the Samara Vs Godzilla line gave it a run for its money.

    • @cheshirekat3050
      @cheshirekat3050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You seem pretty talkative for a dead person.

    • @allahspreadshate6486
      @allahspreadshate6486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If you're going to quote someone how about actually quoting them accurately?
      "Misquotes are really taut"...

    • @yateeshagrawal513
      @yateeshagrawal513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@allahspreadshate6486 "saying what other people said but in a slightly worse version is what I do on daily basis."
      -An Engineer student

  • @stunt94u
    @stunt94u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    "Well, i have a Samara vs Godzilla script i can pitch ya"
    Now i wanna see that movie

    • @thedarkages6476
      @thedarkages6476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yep

    • @vedranb87
      @vedranb87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEn!

    • @masteroflions1183
      @masteroflions1183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Samara vs Godzilla is TIGHT 🖒

    • @zun-hinwoo1042
      @zun-hinwoo1042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It will be super easy.... barely an inconvenience!

    • @wearymelancholy
      @wearymelancholy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They did do some odd crossovers with the original Japanese versions of some of these horror films. For instance I've seen 'Sadako vs Kayako' which pits the spirits from Ringu and Ju-on(The Grudge) against eachother. Sadako Vs Godzilla does sound a lot more fun though.

  • @illogicmath
    @illogicmath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1180

    He's not only extremely funny but he also speaks a wonderfully clear English and me as a non native speaker enjoy listening to him. I have learned a lot of English with him

    • @isaactrockman4417
      @isaactrockman4417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That’s great!

    • @nrsrymj
      @nrsrymj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I feel like this fact would be deeply touching to him

    • @petreraldiavideos
      @petreraldiavideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, same feeling here!

    • @fullmetalu
      @fullmetalu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Tracher: "So how was today’s English test?" Kid: "Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience”

    • @yes_head
      @yes_head 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's wonderfully clear and polite Canadian English!

  • @SharpDesign
    @SharpDesign 4 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    "So it was trouble, I was right."
    I'm gonna use this while watching horror movies now.

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Using that sentence while watching horro movies is thight

    • @Hespiota
      @Hespiota 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Our new catchphrase

    • @metrunui8224
      @metrunui8224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wowowow

    • @edevaldosilva3104
      @edevaldosilva3104 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      well ok then

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fine, you were right. Now can you get allll the way up off my back now?

  • @ArielRPacheco
    @ArielRPacheco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2310

    "...and try to get to the bottom of this"
    "And how does that go?"
    "Oh not well"
    Foreshadowing in pitch meetings is tight.

    • @feynstein1004
      @feynstein1004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Also, "bottom of this" and "well" 😉

    • @divyanshpanwari348
      @divyanshpanwari348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@feynstein1004 lmfao

    • @ltlredhen4177
      @ltlredhen4177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, It was a well tho

    • @ArielRPacheco
      @ArielRPacheco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@feynstein1004 Yeap! xD

    • @pheresy1367
      @pheresy1367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      very perceptive...good one

  • @gogogadgetrectalpunch7436
    @gogogadgetrectalpunch7436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    “Died but someone got her the most thoughtful gift” god that’s hilarious and true

    • @VicDScott
      @VicDScott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What the hell is with your pfp

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VicDScott No joy on a reverse image search, and I can't read text that small, but I sure want to know as well as you.

    • @Matthewmcg22
      @Matthewmcg22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beautiful name btw

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Somebody got her an adorable puppy wrapped in a baby rabbit wrapped in a baby kitten.

  • @DJM78787
    @DJM78787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    "Very inconsiderate" "Very creepy and slightly threatening." I just love the way these Pitch Meetings show all the holes and ignorance of so many plots of so many films. Keep up the awesome work.

    • @wolfwing1
      @wolfwing1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      except in this case two of the 'plot holes' solve each other :>
      how did she get in the closet if she died.
      Why didn't she kill him right away.
      Well Duhhh pretty obvious she didn't kill the first girl right away but persued her while she tried to hide.

  • @MVFev
    @MVFev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1516

    "Oh, movies about rings are super hot right now. Does it have hobbits on it?"
    "No. It's an adaptation of a japanese movie, called Ringu."
    "oh... okay. So, does it have *hobbitus* on it?"
    That part really took me by surprise. Love it.

    • @hellojari07
      @hellojari07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I didn't fully get it. :(

    • @drogadepc
      @drogadepc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In Brazil "The Ring" is called "O Chamado". Like, "The Calling".

    • @nayeemhaider8367
      @nayeemhaider8367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      yeps Hobbit would be something like Hobbitto or Hobittu in japanese

    • @hellojari07
      @hellojari07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks, u guys. 😁

    • @Wolfgang_A
      @Wolfgang_A 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@drogadepc Same in Russia - "Звонок" (spelled "zvonOk")

  • @izzojoseph2
    @izzojoseph2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2148

    “...yeah that is a little suspicious
    And also, she was gray.”
    Couldn’t stop laughing

  • @TrogdorTibbles
    @TrogdorTibbles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    Please tell me I’m not the only one who says “Barely an inconvenience” along with him

    • @michaelreilly6874
      @michaelreilly6874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I also repeat those words.

    • @thexskating
      @thexskating 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nope I am too lol

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ever since he started saying it with the exact same intonation and rhythm every time, I haven't been able to resist it.

    • @Dissociated_ferly
      @Dissociated_ferly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Saying "super easy, barely an inconvenience" is tight

    • @johnlewis3891
      @johnlewis3891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do the same.

  • @Babidi111
    @Babidi111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    - “Well she looks like she died but also kinda like someone just got her the most thoughtful gift”. That image was one of the scariest single frames of any film I had ever seen, and now I can't see it without giggling. This guy is magic in all the right ways (:

  • @bdndl3715
    @bdndl3715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    "Well I do have a Samara vs. Godzilla script I can pitch you"
    "Um no that sounds awful" lol killed me

    • @ematuskey
      @ematuskey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      "Your loss, sir," was great. :D

    • @theatre721
      @theatre721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I'd watch it. Extraneous crossovers are TIGHT!

    • @praneethachanta4089
      @praneethachanta4089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I generally try to hold my laughter while watching, cause I'm usually in a public place, but this line broke me.

    • @ecliptorcalrissian5014
      @ecliptorcalrissian5014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I would soooo watch that movie.

    • @magatetus
      @magatetus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow, wow wow! 💵

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    Samara vs Godzilla
    *TAKE MY MONEY NOW!*

    • @firstnamesurname2482
      @firstnamesurname2482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      A supernatural being that kill you within 7 days vs a giant lizard-like creature that can destroy everything in its path.
      I'd watch that for sure. I wonder how Godzilla gonna fit into that well.

    • @NinjaTyler
      @NinjaTyler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      In Japan they did make the ring vs the grudge

    • @michaelwilson6480
      @michaelwilson6480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, not I feel like I’ve been robbed having not been allowed to see this movie.

    • @HarbingersBuddy
      @HarbingersBuddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      geardog24 I’ve never wanted to see something more

    • @rajeevpandey7125
      @rajeevpandey7125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@HarbingersBuddy Godzilla vs king kong vs Samara vs momo

  • @jeffreytackett3922
    @jeffreytackett3922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The "Yeah yeah yeah" is far and away his most underrated response. Always hilarious.

    • @michelleelks4816
      @michelleelks4816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree! That's my favorite part. I love that!

  • @LasseLundster
    @LasseLundster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    For the first time I'm dead at the first line "The Ring, after Ringu"- "Hobbits? Ok how about.. Hobbit-uuus?"

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +995

    Ryan's "wow wow wow wow"'s are always so funny

  • @djtae808
    @djtae808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

    "Also she was gray" never even wondered why her family never looked into why she was gray. 😄😄😄

    • @chand.4401
      @chand.4401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      or the fact that her face looked like the scream mask

    • @jonathonpolk3592
      @jonathonpolk3592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Yeah, having a heart attack does not usually cause instant desiccation of your face. Usually. But I'm not a doctor.

    • @softy8088
      @softy8088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Oh my god, Christal, you can't just ask people why they're gray.

    • @KanohiVahi
      @KanohiVahi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Look I need you to get all the way off my back with this one

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She was the Grey Hulk.

  • @ethanrogers5722
    @ethanrogers5722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Please do a Pitch Meeting for The Blair Witch Project. It would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @LoganWH8
      @LoganWH8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      “So after they finish filming they start heading back to the car, and Heather points the way with the map and compass”
      “So they have a map and a compass and a solid understanding of their starting location and destination, getting back to the car should be super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
      “It should be but it’s not.”
      “But all they have to do is walk in a straight line, point A - point B hypotenuse and all that.”
      “Yeah but the guys don’t like that path so they decide to go a different way.”

    • @Palindrome78
      @Palindrome78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The Blair Witch Project needs a disclaimer...telling people to take a Dramamine before watching.

  • @Shorty_Lickens
    @Shorty_Lickens 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    "well I do have a Samara versus Godzilla script"
    "nope that sounds awful"
    "your loss, sir"
    Best dialog ever.

  • @B-RaDD
    @B-RaDD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +958

    "you have 7 days to live"
    Me: super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *Starts binging Pitch Meetings

    • @kaloryfer99999
      @kaloryfer99999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Finally it will stop..."

    • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
      @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Having 7 days to live is tight!

    • @broganfee7034
      @broganfee7034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We just have to pirate the film it’s all g

    • @saras123
      @saras123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      B randon that escalated quickly 😂

  • @mikes5637
    @mikes5637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    I can't be the only one to want to see 'Samara vs Godzilla".
    Can I?

    • @JediJuniper92
      @JediJuniper92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'd watch it

    • @Rapscallion2009
      @Rapscallion2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You can defeat her with a very small travel TV and a fly swat.

    • @regulardude3397
      @regulardude3397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Rapscallion2009 but does godzilla have either of those things?

    • @johnnyjohnny6174
      @johnnyjohnny6174 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds lame.

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People who care about either of those franchises would hate it.

  • @roblarssen249
    @roblarssen249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    son: "So the secret to beating the curse is..."
    Rachel: "NO! No spoilers!" *hangs up*

  • @TheMixCurator
    @TheMixCurator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I watched Ringu on an old busted up VHS tape with my flatmate and our friend. Was probably the most horrifying experience I had watching films, especially as the VHS tape kept warping and flickering every so often. My flatmate was so petrified after the film that he refused to give our friend a ride home without me being in the car - as he didn't want to be on his own for the drive back to ours. Good times.

    • @TRAZ4004
      @TRAZ4004 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your flatmate was a scaredy cat and a mean friend for not giving him a ride home. You should throw him/her/them down a well.

    • @KamalikaMukherjee81
      @KamalikaMukherjee81 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Japanese horror movies are something else!

  • @oliversr6
    @oliversr6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    Screen Rant's Pitch Meeting, is the best series on TH-cam!

    • @bitheatretrash7274
      @bitheatretrash7274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oliver Shea YESSSS!!! I agreeeeee!!!!

    • @RichardHeiney
      @RichardHeiney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Pitch Meetings are TIGHT!

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah yeah yeah!

    • @christopherrogers5197
      @christopherrogers5197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed.

    • @tpsam
      @tpsam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only thing that comes to my mind just a little worse is nba game of zones by bleacher report

  • @pacer1705
    @pacer1705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Me : “All of them?”
    Boss : “All of them.” (stern eyes looking right at me)
    Me : 😵

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you see a movie with an interesting, though provoking concept, good chance a Japanese movie already did it.

    • @ematuskey
      @ematuskey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ALLLLL OFFFFF THEMMMMMM!

    • @zidbits1528
      @zidbits1528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nahor88 You're dead right on that part. Remember the Mirror shattering scene in Inception? Stolen from Paprika (japanese anime), or the bathtub scene in Requim for a dream? Stolen from Perfect Blue or Monster, can't remember.

    • @timbuktu8069
      @timbuktu8069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I really want to see The Ring Girl vs Godzilla.

    • @tusharg8452
      @tusharg8452 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zidbits1528 Perfect Blue

  • @ericbeilmann3649
    @ericbeilmann3649 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "What happens if you watch the tape and you're nowhere near a phone?"
    Now I am envisioning singing telegrams being sent to people with the message "Seven Days" sung in a variety of ways and with jazz hands.

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:48 I can't never see that scene without thinking about that now.

  • @luxindreams
    @luxindreams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    "And then Rachel gets hit in the head with a TV."
    "Whaaaat?"
    😂😂😂

    • @salsolis9254
      @salsolis9254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Producer guy looked so very confused at that moment. lol

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She seems to get hit in the head a lot during this movie.
      Yeah, it's kind of a theme.
      But she doesn't seem to suffer any long term effects from them.
      Nope.
      Why?
      I dunno!
      Well, okay then!

    • @kaisersoymilk6912
      @kaisersoymilk6912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Let's just say that the Japanese version is very different. If it was like the American version I doubt we would have ever heard about it.

    • @plasticweapon
      @plasticweapon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kaisersoymilk6912 drink your soymilk, hipster.

    • @kaisersoymilk6912
      @kaisersoymilk6912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@plasticweapon SOOOYBOOOOY

  • @goldmanstacks1445
    @goldmanstacks1445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    "watching people read does make for great cinema"

    • @gagecolao902
      @gagecolao902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Only when it’s Gandalf

    • @superfurryfox1
      @superfurryfox1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed.... Am I doing it right?

    • @blakeallen1057
      @blakeallen1057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good*

    • @philsowers
      @philsowers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      watching people read is tight!

  • @riceracm
    @riceracm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Re-watching all these older pitch meetings from months ago is tight!

  • @bbenjoe
    @bbenjoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    The Ring 1 is one of the scariest film's I've ever seen.

    • @felixbache5369
      @felixbache5369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It is genuinely a scary movie.

    • @bobs_toys
      @bobs_toys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I watched it while high.
      That was a mistake.

    • @ishanipimpale
      @ishanipimpale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @racistape
      @racistape 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Scaringly bad.

    • @BlackStar250874
      @BlackStar250874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If you mean original Japanese Ringu, then yes. But these American adaptions are generally just bad.
      A bit like Dark Water. Even with Jennifer Connely, it was just awful and not much scary.
      The original was a masterpiece.
      When you remove cultural connections from movies like these, they lost their meaning.

  • @jasonglebe3235
    @jasonglebe3235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    "What happens if you're no where near a phone?"
    Your pager goes off. Obviously...

    • @hainguyentri6924
      @hainguyentri6924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      What happen if you're no where near a pager? Pigeon?

    • @Danka42
      @Danka42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@hainguyentri6924 Yes.

    • @dbergerac9632
      @dbergerac9632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Someone in a uniform delivers a telegram. Now THAT's creepy.

    • @YorkJonhson
      @YorkJonhson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dbergerac9632 Makes me think of Breekon and Hope from the Magnus Archives.

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@YorkJonhson Or Back to the Future 2.

  • @RickCicchini
    @RickCicchini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    I've watched all the Pitch Meetings. All of them. I need more.

    • @KysonChannell
      @KysonChannell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wow wow wow wow wow

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Same. They are addictive. I haven't even watched some of the movies Ryan pitched

    • @tranquilrabies
      @tranquilrabies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fair enough.

    • @Squiddyize
      @Squiddyize 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Surely it must have been really hard to watch them all. (Obvious setup)

    • @geegeep
      @geegeep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Squiddyize actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. The channel has a playlist with all of the videos so you can binge them

  • @napiersh1
    @napiersh1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Pretentious artist ghosts are tight!" probably my favorite non-sexual use of that joke.

  • @Maayiel69
    @Maayiel69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I used to cover my tv with a blanket after watching this movie, as if that would save me. The day after I saw it in the theater I got a bloody nose....

  • @EinFelsbrocken
    @EinFelsbrocken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    "Gandarfu-senpai! You have to help us Hobbitus!"
    "Yare yare daze; Frodo-kun!"

  • @sylverscale
    @sylverscale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    "If he was headed upstairs to electrocute himself, why bother bonking her on the head?"
    "I don't know. He felt like bonking her on the head."
    "Well okay then."

    • @ChrisHarings
      @ChrisHarings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "Because I put it in the script"
      "But why?"
      "Because I put it in the script"

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'll need you to get all the way off my back sir

    • @godzilla101188
      @godzilla101188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sylverscale I thought it was so she can’t stop him?

    • @craigh5236
      @craigh5236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't hear the 'on the head' part first time I heard it.

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And she didn't die?
      Nope!
      Well, okay then!

  • @TheJrod482x
    @TheJrod482x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "What if it's spooky?"
    "Yeah yeah yeah" 😂

  • @cravingcreativelife
    @cravingcreativelife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “Watching people read does make for good cinema” 😂😂😂

  • @shan4680
    @shan4680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Do Fight Club one of these days as you have Screenwriter Guy and Movie Executive Guy being more alike than they know and then have them realise ...

    • @esquilax5563
      @esquilax5563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's a brilliant idea!

    • @mikemccormick5212
      @mikemccormick5212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Great idea... Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow

    • @arthand7672
      @arthand7672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Realize that one of them is actually Edward Norton?

    • @sirjames3494
      @sirjames3494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shan Wickremesinghe genius!

    • @jobxus15
      @jobxus15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you think it will be hard to film that?

  • @justbrowsing1683
    @justbrowsing1683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    "So, what does she look like?"
    " Well, she looks like she died but also kinda like someone just got her the most thoughtful gift."
    If I could laugh any louder or longer at that joke, I think my neighbors would phone the police for help.

    • @dayoolaleye1265
      @dayoolaleye1265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JustBrowsing and you would probably get shot by the police

    • @amberkelly3187
      @amberkelly3187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like the thought of explaining to the police you are concerned for your neighbour because they are laughing.

  • @DestinyOneProductions
    @DestinyOneProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Most thoughtful gift" - funniest line this year.

  • @joshbobst1629
    @joshbobst1629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "What if you watch the tape and there's not a phone nearby?"
    "Unclear."
    But where has there ever been a VCR _not_ near a phone?

  • @GeneralG1810
    @GeneralG1810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "Like someone got her the most thoughtful gift!" LMFAO I never noticed that before but now I can't unsee it XD

  • @ryanboxer4742
    @ryanboxer4742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Do “The Room” (Tommy Wiseau)

    • @Sokrabiades
      @Sokrabiades 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Isn't that DeFranco movie a two hour long pitch meeting?

    • @Bodyknock
      @Bodyknock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think Halloween episode was supposed to be a horror movie, not a horrible movie.

    • @angelicreinforcement3373
      @angelicreinforcement3373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's famously self-made

    • @ryanboxer4742
      @ryanboxer4742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It fits with the pitch meeting format because he is both people so he could be pitching to himself

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want to see Dark City or Videodrome ...

  • @timbuktu8069
    @timbuktu8069 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Samara vs Godzilla would be super tight.
    Also Godzilla is ALSO Japanese so getting them together would be super easy-barely an inconvenience.

  • @cecilianagy3562
    @cecilianagy3562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "up to her I guess" lmao

  • @douglasammirati8450
    @douglasammirati8450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Samara: you have seven days to live
    Bill Murray on Groundhog Day: I'm about to end this girl's whole career

    • @fikrijuanda6321
      @fikrijuanda6321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Now i want Samara Vs Godzilla sequel script called Samara Vs Groundhog Day

    • @kawadashogo8258
      @kawadashogo8258 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is so hilariously random.

  • @LowbrowDeluxe
    @LowbrowDeluxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "So...does it have hobbitus?" I died.

    • @kathrynwolfe9020
      @kathrynwolfe9020 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too!😹

    • @d00p58
      @d00p58 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NPC# 8675309 yeah I agree

  • @nyxzorander
    @nyxzorander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The delivery is brilliant in these and the carefree innocent attitude and vocabulary just make these so so watchable

  • @emosongsandreadalongs
    @emosongsandreadalongs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    True story: I watched The Ring at friend's house when I was 12 or 13. In the middle of the movie the phone rang and we all started arguing over who should answer it. His parents answered it in the other room so we were all relieved. But then they shouted that the phone was for me!

  • @DRayL_
    @DRayL_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    "...first year film student's attempt at being edgy."
    That about sums up the video tape......and first year film students.

    • @ecliptorcalrissian5014
      @ecliptorcalrissian5014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Also sums up a good chunk of horror movies.

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm a first-year film student, and honestly, I had no intention of being edgy, but some of our professors not only encourage, but demand the edginess. It's quite annoying to be completely honest.

    • @DRayL_
      @DRayL_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@notAshildr Well,......I guess....be edgy! ;-)

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DRayL_ I going to deliver to them the most haunted VHS tape they've ever laid their eyes on, trust me. ;P

    • @DRayL_
      @DRayL_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@notAshildr Yes.......YES!!!! Bring it!!

  • @KearnuPhoenix
    @KearnuPhoenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Making Godzilla watch the tape is honestly a pretty genius way of defeating him

    • @snowangelnc
      @snowangelnc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Getting him to answer a phone may be a bit of a challenge though.

    • @akuljamwal3085
      @akuljamwal3085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@snowangelnc fish-messenger thing

  • @JamesWatsonV
    @JamesWatsonV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:27 "Because what if it's spooky?" Brilliant

  • @warrenpeacock1046
    @warrenpeacock1046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Someone got her the most thoughtful gift. Brilliant.

  • @Boogsboogie
    @Boogsboogie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    3:36 “not well” unintentional puns are tight!

    • @TheVasant007
      @TheVasant007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underrated comment

    • @Boogsboogie
      @Boogsboogie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vasant Pathak much obliged, kind sir!

    • @theseeker7692
      @theseeker7692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can you explain?

    • @TheVasant007
      @TheVasant007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theseeker7692 'Well'

    • @theseeker7692
      @theseeker7692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheVasant007 I'm a dumbass, thanks

  • @iamskippy
    @iamskippy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    *Your loss sir.* 05:11
    Was my favorite _NEW CATCHPHRASE_ to come from this.

    • @Whizkidd2025
      @Whizkidd2025 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IamSkippy Scott Skippy Jessop • “Nope, that sounds awful.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @camarossdriver
    @camarossdriver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching three dozen of these videos in a row is TIGHT!

  • @camerabox1
    @camerabox1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "movies about rings are super hot right now"
    it felt like i was about to sneeze but got interrupted

  • @hollacity
    @hollacity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Funniest part:
    "It's part of it, I don't know it's just part of it..."
    "Ok, if you say so..."

  • @BrandonAEnglish
    @BrandonAEnglish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    "Copying Japanese movies is tight!" - Disney, Sergio Leone

    • @matthiasthulman4058
      @matthiasthulman4058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      George Lucas

    • @sybcomeclydecoutinho3986
      @sybcomeclydecoutinho3986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jackie Daytona you did it, didn't you

    • @ElPayasoMalo
      @ElPayasoMalo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Copying American novels and then suing Italians who copy your copy is tight!" -- Kurosawa Akira

    • @shakthiganesh5117
      @shakthiganesh5117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ElPayasoMalo Wait, what exactly happened?

    • @joancollaku8744
      @joancollaku8744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ElPayasoMalo *adapting/drawing inspiration from american novels and suing people for copying the same exact way you made a movie without credit*

  • @whoisbotsman
    @whoisbotsman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "She looks like she died, but also like someone just got her the most thoughtful gift..." 😂😂😂

  • @justpassing6643
    @justpassing6643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "oh that's a strange strategy" this is how I feel everytime I watch a horror movie

  • @darthwithit417
    @darthwithit417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Screen Rant: You have 7 days until the next Pitch Meeting...
    Me: 😨😵😱

  • @villehammar7858
    @villehammar7858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    DM: "You defeat the kobolds, but the ranger is poisoned. You must find an antidote before it's too late."
    Player: "Well, it must be hard to find the correct antidote in the middle of nowhere."
    DM: "Roll for wisdom"
    **Natural 20**
    DM: "Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience..."

  • @Xaves511
    @Xaves511 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These Pitch videos are better than any antidepressant. You really have found a funny and legitimate entertaining niche. Very believable you are two instead of one. I imagine having coffee with both of these characters. Keep it up!

  • @churusherman369
    @churusherman369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ...so what happens if you watch the tape and you're are nowhere near a phone?
    Me: you get an email 😂

  • @eabdoom
    @eabdoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Her:You have seven days to live
    Me:kills myself in one day
    I am speed

  • @rhettzkie
    @rhettzkie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Great. Now I wanna see that giant Samara vs Godzilla movie.

  • @WdawgSmith
    @WdawgSmith 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    just found this today (my birthday!) and its just the greatest haha Ive always wanted to be a fly on the wall in pitch meetings for movies that make no sense.....lol

  • @Fixxer315
    @Fixxer315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the ending when his implication of remaking every Japanese horror film sounds vaguely threatening. "All of them"

  • @nicholassels7411
    @nicholassels7411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "All of them?"
    "ALL of them."

  • @steveramsdell7526
    @steveramsdell7526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    These are the best things on TH-cam hands down!

  • @Mgoblagulkablong
    @Mgoblagulkablong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Weird, the way I remember the movie Leslie Nielsen pushed the ghost girl down a well.

  • @MrUserasd
    @MrUserasd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Background phone ring sounds are a nice touch :)

  • @slaywee
    @slaywee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "uh oh creppy boy know something" lol nice
    Do Grudge Pitch Meeting next.

    • @kortmann9
      @kortmann9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "So there's this creepy naked boy who makes cat noises..."

    • @omarcrespo77
      @omarcrespo77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Motion to approve!☝️🧐

    • @hotdogman5214
      @hotdogman5214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I concur

    • @espoppelaars
      @espoppelaars 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      +

  • @DanielRieger
    @DanielRieger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Me: So if this works you're going to have to make pitch meeting videos for all the movies!
    Ryan: All of them?
    Me: ALL OF THEM

  • @DJM78787
    @DJM78787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Pretentious, artist ghosts are tight!" I love that joke.

  • @coreyrogers3957
    @coreyrogers3957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagine someone watched the video on their phone. There'd be a little itty bitty Samara

  • @steelbear2063
    @steelbear2063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:48 - I don't remember when was the last time I had to pause a video to laugh. Oh Ryan, you genius

  • @MKDumas1981
    @MKDumas1981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    All the classics, from "Wowwowwowwow" to "I don't know"!
    Well done, sir!

  • @phoenixhellfire2567
    @phoenixhellfire2567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "...and then the little boy did a backflip, snapped the badgirl's neck and saved the day!"

    • @attiasprouse682
      @attiasprouse682 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did everybody clap? Was the boy’s name Albert Einstein?

  • @TheSYPHERIA
    @TheSYPHERIA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He makes the word "spooky" sound so awesome and somehow scary at the same time. "Well what it it's spooky?" lol lol

  • @jalves6494
    @jalves6494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    That closet scene traumatized us all

    • @annasloan2349
      @annasloan2349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember watching this at the movie theater when i lived in oregon and the theater was huge and packed and when the closet scene happened everyone in the theater screamed at once
      They really gave us no time to look away t happened so fast and with no warning
      Most jump scares it seems there is some kind of forboding but not this time just BAAAAMMMMM

  • @MyName-bw1kz
    @MyName-bw1kz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I always anticipate the "super easy, barely an inconvenience" part so I'd say it along

  • @NightOrchids
    @NightOrchids ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "what happens if you watch the tape, but your nowhere near a phone..." Haha.. love these meetings.. keep up the great work Ryan 👍😁

  • @buffalodebill7986
    @buffalodebill7986 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    - "All of them?"
    - "All of them!"
    Priceless 😀

  • @NikkiM.
    @NikkiM. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    2:02 "Super easy, barely an inconvenience."

    • @wishmakr
      @wishmakr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep, this is a thing that was said. Good job at copying something said in the video.

  • @danielaspiazo2761
    @danielaspiazo2761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Pretentious artist ghosts are tight!" LOL! I can't get enough of these videos. Best comedy channel on the Internet

  • @FirstNameLastName1162AD
    @FirstNameLastName1162AD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “This is a spooky movie about a tape that if you watch it you die seven days later”
    “Well I guess this will be a very short movie”
    “What do you mean?”
    “Well if you have seven days to live doesn’t that mean if you watch the tape on the sixth day you get another seven days to live?”
    “Oh whoops”
    “Whoopsie”

  • @brodycortina8370
    @brodycortina8370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:11 Oh, confusing small children with Bruce Willis is TIGHT!

  • @hunterwolf2270
    @hunterwolf2270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Already liking the video without watching it first. This is my fav horror movie!

    • @cynthiasmith2459
      @cynthiasmith2459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheHunterWolf haha! Same! 😆

    • @daninbox
      @daninbox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a great one. Amazing tone.

    • @Call-me-Al
      @Call-me-Al 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you haven't seen the Japanese originals, give them a try too. I would however call those movies creepy rather than scary.

  • @its_just_kagiso7546
    @its_just_kagiso7546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've been watching these for ages now and every time Ryan says "Yeah, yeah, yeah" or "I don't know" I damn near keel over in hysterics!

  • @ZoltanNagy79
    @ZoltanNagy79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This video only reminded me on how awesome this movie is. A rewatch is in order for me!!