Cocaine Bear Pitch Meeting

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    With practically every big movie in theatres being a part of some massive cinematic universe or franchise, moviegoers have expressed a craving for new, original ideas to hit the big screen. Well their prayers have been answered, in the form of a big ol’ bear doing cocaine and attacking people.
    Cocaine Bear definitely raises some questions. Like how did this movie get greenlit? Why are there so many intricate human plotlines in a movie about a bear doing cocaine? Why did the bear spare those kids? HOW WAS THIS MOVIE GREENLIT!
    To answer all these questions, check out the pitch meeting that led to Cocaine Bear.
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  • @snapwilson316
    @snapwilson316 ปีที่แล้ว +3015

    I think between "Viagra dolphin", "give me the bear" and the interaction after "bearly an inconvenience" I laughed more at this than any previous pitch meeting.

    • @mhauze4all
      @mhauze4all ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Same! 😂

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I hope he sells "Viagra Dolphin" before someone steals the concept.

    • @ndibu
      @ndibu ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same!!!

    • @yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield
      @yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He had some really moments in this one, I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything. No one needs a spit take on their phone.

    • @skeven0
      @skeven0 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@thehermitman822 FYI male Dolphins arre known to rape their trainers and othe female dolphins, so thats why the joke hits so hard

  • @David95111
    @David95111 ปีที่แล้ว +7712

    Love how the writer had probably the same reaction as everyone else when he found out this was actually gonna be a real movie, he could bearly believe it

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus ปีที่แล้ว +329

      Let's put a paws on puns, they're unbearable unless you want to cause pandamonium.

    • @richardberglund4765
      @richardberglund4765 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      when i saw the trailer i was like hmm anther SNL thing then i watched the trailer and i was like nooo fing way this has room for greatness

    • @LuckyGhoul
      @LuckyGhoul ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@solvseus oh, bear puns are tight!

    • @pixelmaster98
      @pixelmaster98 ปีที่แล้ว

      he probably expected to be bearated by his subearvisor

    • @johnh8546
      @johnh8546 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I'm not trying to goat any one on with these bearly consealed animal puns, but I think I speak for walrus when I say I'm hare for it.

  • @mario98730
    @mario98730 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    I’m now convinced Ryan started this entire series and has meticulously waited 300 eps just for that bear pun

    • @Mike-ms4yo
      @Mike-ms4yo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      I really hoped the episode would end there, just awkward silence and nothing else.

    • @drakkenmensch
      @drakkenmensch 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      The awkward silence while Producer glares and Writer waits for the reaction to his pun was just perfect.

  • @queen322
    @queen322 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    “Where is the bear that does cocaine, show him to me” I can’t stop laughing!😂😂😂

    • @Kokuswolf
      @Kokuswolf 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      "So the thing is the bear is CGI and it costs you money." - "So tell me more about that human characters." 🤭

  • @MaesterMike
    @MaesterMike ปีที่แล้ว +9302

    You absolutely earned that bear pun after years of “Super easy, barely an inconvenience”. That was one of the best Pitch Meeting moments ever.
    (EDIT) I gotta say, while I hate it when people gush over their comment getting hundreds or thousands of likes, I’m completely blown away by popular this comment has gotten. Thanks to everyone for liking it so much.

    • @Dadofer1970
      @Dadofer1970 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Yeah, but I kind of feel bad for all the people who were planning to pull "Bearly an inconvenience" out in the comment section. Because you know there were going to be at least a dozen of them.

    • @my3dviews
      @my3dviews ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@Dadofer1970 Using that comment in the video before viewers could make that comment was tight. Wow, wow, wow................................................................................................wow.

    • @reburrillo
      @reburrillo ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I can't stop laughing that part.

    • @creopictures
      @creopictures ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It was all building up to this.

    • @ckEagle165
      @ckEagle165 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed!

  • @Cyclone001c
    @Cyclone001c ปีที่แล้ว +3472

    "Every time he's on screen, he's going to cost you money."
    ".... So, tell me more about these human characters."
    Just perfect.

    • @EpicNerdsWithCameras
      @EpicNerdsWithCameras ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Ah yes, the Godzilla Paradox.

    • @JacobButter
      @JacobButter ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Producer guy really had to think about it.

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway ปีที่แล้ว +22

      We know producer guy loves the Benjamins. More than making compelling cinema. And in other news water is still wet.

    • @Mark-in8ju
      @Mark-in8ju ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL

    • @PhillipTheBrandon
      @PhillipTheBrandon ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Looking at that CGI, I have a hard time believing it cost money.

  • @Bazookatone1
    @Bazookatone1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    Significant portions of this film were filmed in the Republic of Ireland. I know this because, one day while visiting a place called powerscourt waterfall in county wicklow, we saw a film crew and a fake ranger station and a big sign saying "Georgia State Park". I strolled over to one of the crew and asked him what was being made, and he said "a film called Cocaine Bear", and I seriously thought he was joking. Then I figured that was just a working title that would get changed before release.
    In case you were wondering, they were filming the bit where the ambulance pulls up to the ranger station

    • @null6634
      @null6634 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Thanks! I'm from the US. While watching it I was thinking, "that doesn't look like Georgia". Now it makes sense.

  • @Joe.Ehhhhh
    @Joe.Ehhhhh ปีที่แล้ว +1268

    SO TRUE! You perfectly captured the reason why the bear isn’t really in it. “That’s going to cost you money!” “So, tell me more about these humans.” 😂😂😂

    • @007dalal
      @007dalal ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It was same reason why there weren't enough dragons and wolves in GOT

    • @mehblahmehblah
      @mehblahmehblah ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Or sharks in Jaws

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      As I recall, there was a similar situation with the tank in the movie Tank.
      Not a lot of tank, because it turns out tanks are expensive, and breaking things with a tank is also expensive.
      Ah, the days of rental VHS tapes when you couldn't just go "this sucks" and stream something else.
      I don't miss 'em, to be honest.

    • @davidbradley3227
      @davidbradley3227 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah, it’s barely in it

    • @phoebusapollo8365
      @phoebusapollo8365 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@davidbradley3227*bearly

  • @mattatack2the25
    @mattatack2the25 ปีที่แล้ว +4832

    Ryan's dedication to create a catch phrase used in 300 episodes for this one gag is beyond impressive.

    • @kevinhallman4791
      @kevinhallman4791 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      Actually it’s super easy barely an inconvenience.

    • @jarlhenrik
      @jarlhenrik ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@kevinhallman4791 Oh, really?

    • @kalebnolan8343
      @kalebnolan8343 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@jarlhenrikyeah you see there was bound to one day be a movie with bear in the title so it was really just a matter of time

    • @pal5683
      @pal5683 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yep, you have to picture him right around the 100th, maybe the 150th time of repeating the same catchphrase he might have thought about giving up. But no, he persevered and gave us this glorious pun. Ryan is a legend!

    • @kevinhallman4791
      @kevinhallman4791 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jarlhenrik yeah,yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah it’s tight.

  • @UMEDhrubaBhattacharya
    @UMEDhrubaBhattacharya ปีที่แล้ว +4335

    Absolutely love that the Scriptwriter Guy was so giddy with excitement at the BEAR-LY AN INCONVENIENCE joke and the Producer Guy was so ashamed to admit that it was a really good pun
    Love these videos

    • @craigw.scribner6490
      @craigw.scribner6490 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Laugh out loud funny to me!!!

    • @rolliskarvellis6254
      @rolliskarvellis6254 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm so dense that that one went right over my head.

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What? It WAS really good!

    • @malvoliosf
      @malvoliosf ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I wish I had a video of the moment Ryan wrote that joke....

    • @DaveHWasHere
      @DaveHWasHere ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It was TIGHT.

  • @Cynry
    @Cynry ปีที่แล้ว +584

    The first minute of that episode is among the best I've seen from this show. The viagra dolphin, the dead real bear, the marijuana bear, all perfect jokes, back to back, just... so good, man, so good!

    • @jaymethodus3421
      @jaymethodus3421 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I can’t wait for viagra dolphin

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      "Listen buddy.... I got to say... More movies should start exactly that way."

    • @pugachevskobra5636
      @pugachevskobra5636 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      The Viagra Dolphin concept is legitimately disturbing.

    • @scottschroeder4920
      @scottschroeder4920 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@jaymethodus3421"Based on a true, true story" cumming to a theater near you!

    • @Mopark25
      @Mopark25 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And then the too many humans bit right after that, non stop jokes

  • @armelior4610
    @armelior4610 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    that "bearly an inconvenience" was super obvious, but you made it work with producer guy's reaction, that's why you're one of the best at running jokes

  • @ShaiAmos
    @ShaiAmos ปีที่แล้ว +639

    "So, there's this mom, Sari"
    "No problem..."
    That made me laugh a little too much

    • @thechapLen
      @thechapLen ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I took like two seconds to realize the joke...so good

    • @ShaiAmos
      @ShaiAmos ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thechapLen Hahah yeah

    • @rerorine
      @rerorine ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wait what's the joke??

    • @izeyog2127
      @izeyog2127 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rerorine say it fast and it sounds like sorry

    • @ShaiAmos
      @ShaiAmos ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rerorine What he said ^
      "Sorry." "No problem."

  • @misterwhyte
    @misterwhyte ปีที่แล้ว +2632

    This has to be one of your best episode to date. That "bearly an inconvenience" sequence was a thing of beauty. Never change Ryan!

    • @mallorycarpinski1160
      @mallorycarpinski1160 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I thought I wasn't going to laugh but then I actually slapped my leg laughing!

    • @chetant123
      @chetant123 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "That was really good!"

    • @MightyEmperor
      @MightyEmperor ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's like the whole series has been building up to this video. Might as well all it a day now we've peaked.

    • @user-iz8np3vv4i
      @user-iz8np3vv4i ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MightyEmperor No, better to come.

    • @basilmcdonnell9807
      @basilmcdonnell9807 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed. I have seen and enjoyed a lot of these and this one was a step up.

  • @vickylin511
    @vickylin511 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    'where is the bear that does cocaine? show it to me!'
    That was literally what I was thinking when watching the first half of the movie

  • @stonehenge5166
    @stonehenge5166 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    "Where's the bear that does cocaine?" Was exaggerated so well it makes me laugh every time I re-watch this episode !!!

  • @davidmaltais2828
    @davidmaltais2828 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    "He's a pediatrician..." "I'm hearing way too much stuff about people in a movie called Cocaine Bear!" This pitch meeting was insanely good! 🤣😂

  • @thechapLen
    @thechapLen ปีที่แล้ว +234

    "Where's the bear that does cocaine? Show him to me..." awesome line, delivered so perfectly!!

  • @mulliano420
    @mulliano420 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Imagining a short, sad movie about a bear doing coke and dying in the woods afterwards has me cracked up

    • @theyux1
      @theyux1 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Its even darker the poor the cubs.

  • @Jaster_Mereel
    @Jaster_Mereel ปีที่แล้ว +60

    That "show me the bear!" gag never gets old. Ryan is a rare talent.

  • @teppec
    @teppec ปีที่แล้ว +789

    "Ahuhhh, where's the bear that dooes cocaine, show him to me" was easily the line that broke me and I just spent the rest of this laughing so hard it hurt.

    • @ezpz4646
      @ezpz4646 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      When he heard it costs money cause CGI and said show me the people. That took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @omarfernandez5733
      @omarfernandez5733 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same!

    • @jairopalencia8424
      @jairopalencia8424 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So funny

    • @thewolfpack7718
      @thewolfpack7718 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was dying. That is great.

    • @davidroosa4561
      @davidroosa4561 ปีที่แล้ว

      i literally died at that part

  • @NLBusiness391
    @NLBusiness391 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    “Hey wheres…the bear?” It’s is so incredible to me how these simply don’t get old. I’m not sure how you do it Ryan, it’s been years and is still instantly click any time you post. Pitch meeting are the best!

    • @danavixen6274
      @danavixen6274 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Once Screenwriter Guy brings up how much MONEY 🤑 💰 the CGI 🐻 will cost, then Producer Guy suggests hearing more about the human characters. 🤣

    • @cahe6161
      @cahe6161 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well it's mostly thanks to this movies getting made that give him the material to work with

    • @jackwimmer2249
      @jackwimmer2249 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ryan: how do I make sure these pitch meetings never get old? Well, let me tell ya! It’s super easy, bearly an inconvenience!

    • @randomname4726
      @randomname4726 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@danavixen6274 Emojis are a plague.

    • @alekesam
      @alekesam ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funny thing is, it's accurate to the movie. Watching writer guy go at length about the human characters sums up the amount of screentime the bear has in the movie. All the bear stuff is gold but whenever the movie pulls away from him too long it drags like a MF.

  • @tryorse8340
    @tryorse8340 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    4:33 that pun was soooo obvious😂😂😂😂. But I didn't see it coming😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheZxtv
    @TheZxtv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I literally only came here for the “bearly an inconvenience” pun

  • @GreatUSTreasureHunt
    @GreatUSTreasureHunt ปีที่แล้ว +1885

    The extraordinary pause, reaction, and statement after "BEARLY an inconvenience" is absolutely earned.
    Well done.

    • @consciousmindgame5047
      @consciousmindgame5047 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      For some reason my left ear started ringing after that joke from laughing

    • @thechapLen
      @thechapLen ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I had to pause and just laugh out loud for awhile

    • @Bork_In_Volcanic
      @Bork_In_Volcanic ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's like a 5 years of a setup with brick-heavy hitting punchline.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wow wow wow...wow

    • @xaosflux
      @xaosflux ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bears are known for their extraordinary PAWS....

  • @traceythomas6761
    @traceythomas6761 ปีที่แล้ว +1149

    Laughed uncontrollably out loud at the moment he didn't hesitate to blurt "Viagra dolphin". Epic.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Definitely some previous experience there. Whether it be from a nightmare or in the flesh, idk...

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He’s not wrong though

    • @ghosttheripper8656
      @ghosttheripper8656 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...could someone explain to me why that's more deadly than a cocaine bear..? Idk about the dolphin reproductive process lol

    • @ub3rn00bster
      @ub3rn00bster ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ghosttheripper8656 it’s not deadly, but dolphins have a habit of humping humans

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ghosttheripper8656 dolphins are known to r*pe people outright

  • @paigemalloy4276
    @paigemalloy4276 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I can say with confidence that this is my favorite Pitch Meeting ❤
    _"GIVE ME THE BEAR"_
    (Also, Screenwriter Guy's pure and joyous pride in his bear pun is just delightful!)

    • @struttux5156
      @struttux5156 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He is so cute when being all happy about it ☺☺

  • @willtuttle6593
    @willtuttle6593 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    As a punman myself, my neck craned skyward at 'BEAR-ly an inconvenience' as I thought about my entire life and why I am what I am for what felt like ages, and I snapped back in perfect sync with Ryan, because yes, that was really good

    • @as3609
      @as3609 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Unless your neck is extendable, it absolutely did not crane skyward

    • @studkickass513
      @studkickass513 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@as3609Crane; stretch out one's body or neck in order to see something.
      Skyward; toward the sky.
      You damn fool. Of course that's what it means. How have you made it through your life without falling into a hole or getting squashed? I hope it happens soon.

    • @awildnoviceappears
      @awildnoviceappears 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​​​@@as3609did it *ostrich* skywards?

  • @chrisggoodwin777
    @chrisggoodwin777 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    I love it when Ryan obtains actual footage of the real meeting, then shares it with us

    • @mr.joshua6818
      @mr.joshua6818 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @bagpussmacfarlan9008
      @bagpussmacfarlan9008 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Leonardo Martinez Super easy....bbbbb....no, I can't do it

    • @MrLovegrove
      @MrLovegrove ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@Leonardo Martinez it's super easy. Bear-ly an inconvenience.

    • @chrisggoodwin777
      @chrisggoodwin777 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leonardomartinez6997 he pays well to be well informed 😉

  • @robertkissel3590
    @robertkissel3590 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    “There’s a mom named sorry” “no problem” 😂😂😂 love that subtle joke

    • @DoloresLehmann
      @DoloresLehmann ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I didn't even catch it! Thank you for pointing this out.

    • @dumsquirrel
      @dumsquirrel ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I also missed it lol

    • @demolicous
      @demolicous ปีที่แล้ว +7

      :O clean miss on that one

    • @bookwermofthefandoms
      @bookwermofthefandoms ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's funnier since he didn't point it out!

    • @tecky5296
      @tecky5296 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This was my favorite part, laughed so hard at "no problem".

  • @brendant2180
    @brendant2180 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    seriously outdone yourself, this is one of my favorite of all time. the 'barely an inconvenience' was always typically my favorite line, but that catch line really that paid off lol

  • @FlankerJackChannel
    @FlankerJackChannel ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I feel this is the most accurate pitch meeting you've ever done.

    • @rahbeeuh
      @rahbeeuh ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was super easy BEAR-LY an inconvenience

  • @matayolandas
    @matayolandas ปีที่แล้ว +515

    I would’ve loved be there when the actual pitch meeting for the movie took place. Just imagine the studio guy’s faces while listening to the idea.

    • @rhabeldibabeldi6812
      @rhabeldibabeldi6812 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Well getting pitched ideas while being on cocaine is pretty tight so I guess that meeting was fun for at least 2 people in that room
      Edit: someone told me of course

    • @theturquoisedream9244
      @theturquoisedream9244 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@rhabeldibabeldi6812
      My thoughts exactly.

    • @barriakarl
      @barriakarl ปีที่แล้ว +19

      There was certainly cocaine involved...

    • @leonavis
      @leonavis ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it was probably numb tho

    • @edwardallenthree
      @edwardallenthree ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't think the studio guys even got to the pitch meeting. All they needed was the title.

  • @earlsmith7428
    @earlsmith7428 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    Amazed at how Ryan can still do new things with Pitch Meetings. The twists and deviations from previous Pitch Meetings are innovative.

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And tight.

    • @MrSottho
      @MrSottho ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You should watch Archer, that's pretty much the show's sense of humor, introduce a joke and then build on it until they retire it with a bang.

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrSottho Phrasing

    • @TonyBarcode
      @TonyBarcode ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s actually pretty easy, barely an inconvenience…

    • @Grasslander
      @Grasslander ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have to say it. Doing new things is BEARELY an inconvenience.

  • @GowanusRecords
    @GowanusRecords 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Bear-ly an inconvenience" is the second funniest moment in pitch meeting history. The first is the face screen writer guy makes right after it.

    • @struttux5156
      @struttux5156 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is o n par with the buzz lightyear paradox reveal which actually made the pitch guy come to his senses and wanted to cancel the script 😂😂

  • @Zeuts85
    @Zeuts85 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Would just like to point out how excellent the acting is for 0:25 - 0:29. The cutoff, hesitation, and then slow change of expression as he considers it and finds it to be horrifying. 🤣

  • @PureBlackDragon
    @PureBlackDragon ปีที่แล้ว +160

    The "Cost You Money" changing the Producers mind so quickly on human characters is perfect in character lol

  • @mrmilkman9742
    @mrmilkman9742 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    As someone who has watched every single pitch meeting a *bear* minimum of 5 times, I can confidently say that this was one of the best ones.

    • @dogface701
      @dogface701 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I see what you did there 🤣

    • @e-ben616
      @e-ben616 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@dogface701 Haha comment of the day hands down 🤣

    • @koertmans7616
      @koertmans7616 ปีที่แล้ว

      i hate you take my thumbs up

    • @IHateNicolasCage
      @IHateNicolasCage ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Urso bad at puns

    • @aarondavidson6409
      @aarondavidson6409 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I see what u did bear

  • @antonnym214
    @antonnym214 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    I had to come back and watch this again. I've seen this a dozen times. Though there no such thing as a bad Pitch Meeting, this one is my favorite! Loving the part about "Anytime we show the bear, that's CGI, so that's going to cost you money." "So tell me more about these human characters." ROFL.

  • @benscott9367
    @benscott9367 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I don't know what is more upsetting.. the fact that Ryan went for the bear pun, or the fact that I didn't see it coming.

  • @christy1234567891011
    @christy1234567891011 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    Definitely one of the best Pitch Meetings in a while! The Viagra Dolphin being immensely more terrifying than cocaine bear is so imaginative that I still laugh about it whenever I think of it. Coupled with the long awkward pause after BEARly an inconvenience and producer guy begging for more cocaine bear had me laughing throughout. Good job Ryan, thank you!

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh Animal puns are tight!!!

    • @seanwhitehouse2274
      @seanwhitehouse2274 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was going to write a post, but you literally said everything I was going to say lol. This pitch meeting was brilliant!

    • @isaiaholaru5013
      @isaiaholaru5013 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underrated comment

    • @Ch50304
      @Ch50304 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thepubknight6144 hell ya, ya gotta grab the bear by the balls.

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why would viagra dolphin be scary?

  • @seanwells9702
    @seanwells9702 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    “Where’s the bear that does cocaine?? Insanely hilarious delivery by Ryan here 😆

  • @drewgold1
    @drewgold1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:38 when he loses patience and elevates his intensity and exaggeration 😅😂 are the little things I love

  • @MrsMacLover
    @MrsMacLover 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Where's the bear that does cocaine? Show it to me!"
    What a delivery 2:22

  • @kaizo4217
    @kaizo4217 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    That long patch of silence after he made the bearly an inconvenience joke had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe 😂

    • @MrSGL21
      @MrSGL21 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too. this guy always delivers.

    • @PierreJeanPierre
      @PierreJeanPierre ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the other patch at the end was pretty good as well... until the last second I thought something was going to happen but no, he kept his promise.

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PierreJeanPierre Twice as tight.

  • @KeppyKep
    @KeppyKep ปีที่แล้ว +419

    I love how Ryan having two versions of himself allows for himself to take the time to appreciate the AMAZING pun he made.

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Personal pun appreciation is tight.

    • @generalyellor8188
      @generalyellor8188 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "AMAZING" pun? You're easily amused at easy puns.

    • @aydenator2770
      @aydenator2770 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@generalyellor8188 easy puns? more like super easy, bearly an inconvenience puns!

    • @brandonmusick77
      @brandonmusick77 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are twins, dummy.

    • @billyjoejimbob75
      @billyjoejimbob75 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Looks like bear puns can be POLARizing.

  • @lawrencewhite2533
    @lawrencewhite2533 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Screenwriter's face while awaiting Producer Guy's reaction to his pun absolutely KILLS ME. I'm dead.

  • @odissey100100
    @odissey100100 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Right at the moment I took a bite of my salad, the bear pun happened. It almost killed me. Couldn't laugh, breathe, chew, swallow. That was genius!

  • @alexvoigt6946
    @alexvoigt6946 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    “I’m hearing way too much stuff about people in a movie called ‘Cocaine Bear’!” My thoughts exactly when watching “Snakes on a Plane” as well.

    • @woodyburns
      @woodyburns ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did we ever get a pitch meeting or honest trailer for SOAP?

    • @leephillips4402
      @leephillips4402 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ok we need to get a three way crossover between Cocaine Bear, Sharknado and Snakes on a Plane. It should be titled "Cocaine Bear gets caught in a Sharknado while Snakes fall from a plane on top of them".

    • @seyioyetade
      @seyioyetade ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@leephillips4402 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 longest title ever

    • @leephillips4402
      @leephillips4402 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@seyioyetade it's sequel will be a Crossover with The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.

    • @antonnym214
      @antonnym214 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Enough is enough! I have HAD it with these monkey-fightin' snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!" -- best redub EVER.

  • @Galantski
    @Galantski ปีที่แล้ว +1051

    The "... _bearly_ an inconvenience" line by itself was worth the price of admission! Let's see you top that one, Ryan.😀

    • @edd868
      @edd868 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Absolutely perfect. I want to see one of these for Blood and Honeu

    • @maxzomick8733
      @maxzomick8733 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The silence after had me coughing up my bong rip
      I hate / love you so much .
      I couldn’t stop laugh/coughing for almost 5 min
      Keep up the great work

    • @DUANEYAISER
      @DUANEYAISER 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pregnant Paws

  • @Pendy555
    @Pendy555 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bear-ly an inconvenience was too good to pass up but the reaction from the Producer Guy had me rolling.

  • @hamchurger4566
    @hamchurger4566 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oh my god he said beariously instead of seriously at 0:37
    Theres bear puns are EVERYBEAR

    • @amateurvacuum
      @amateurvacuum 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No he didn’t

    • @hamchurger4566
      @hamchurger4566 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@amateurvacuum5 months later after reading this comment and idk how to responed except to say your wrong

    • @amateurvacuum
      @amateurvacuum 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hamchurger4566 no u

  • @mallorycarpinski1160
    @mallorycarpinski1160 ปีที่แล้ว +2246

    That "Where's the bear?" joke went on for what would normally be wayyy too long but Ryan is awesome so it was fantastic and I'm still laughing!

    • @planetofthegapes
      @planetofthegapes ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I think it works at the length it is because the growing annoyance in punctuated with moments he's absolutely befuddled instead.

    • @Art-X-W
      @Art-X-W ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's me watching syfy film and it focuses way much on the people

    • @dominiclacroix9489
      @dominiclacroix9489 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      yeah i laughed really hard all along ''GIVE ME THE BEAAAR!

    • @iainjames03
      @iainjames03 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I think the joke going on wayyy too long is kind of the point, too - since the movie goes on wayyy too long before the bear is in it...

    • @JustinMcBride21x
      @JustinMcBride21x ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It went on exactly as long as it needed to because that's precisely how it felt waiting for the bear to show up again.

  • @tyrannicpuppy
    @tyrannicpuppy ปีที่แล้ว +577

    Ryan is such a committed actor. Even though he was on break, he still let the crew film his break for a significant amount of time.

    • @mr.ultrafino6891
      @mr.ultrafino6891 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sometimes you have to bear with these things...

    • @LifeIsPain878
      @LifeIsPain878 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mr.ultrafino6891 that pun was unbearable dude...

  • @sidnew2739
    @sidnew2739 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That was maybe the funniest Pitch Meeting EVER! That dolphin-joke killed me!

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't get it. Why is that joke funny? It's creepy, but hardly scary.

    • @artemisfowl1862
      @artemisfowl1862 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@michaelsong5555You probably know by now, but dolphins are nature’s most notorious rapists. Plus Viagra. Doomsday

  • @michael8601
    @michael8601 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love this channel. You've put a lot of work into this. I suggest doing a pitch meeting on the Lethal Weapon movie(s). That would be hilarious.

  • @anthonyzullo
    @anthonyzullo ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I love every pitch meeting, but this one had me laughing start to finish. "But where is the bear"

    • @yaqinmalul6467
      @yaqinmalul6467 ปีที่แล้ว

      The bear only appaer on 1/4 on movie
      Ironicly
      And it mean so less

    • @marcosfern777
      @marcosfern777 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow

  • @dogtiredguitars
    @dogtiredguitars ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Ryan, your timing really is impeccable. I can't remember who said it, but a famous comedian relayed a story where he had an older comedian tell him, "You do something funny and keep doing it until it isn't funny anymore, then keep doing until it's funny again." You nailed that with the pause after the pun. And then tossing in the exact opposite line that we were expecting was just 🤌. Keep 'em coming, man

    • @Szokynyovics
      @Szokynyovics ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, the writing is great.
      The execution is incredible. Comedic timing makes or breaks comedy and he is a god.

    • @zunaidparker
      @zunaidparker ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Taika Waititi when commenting on the writing of Thor Ragnarok. Not sure if he got the saying from somewhere even earlier.

    • @mattdewolfe3788
      @mattdewolfe3788 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@zunaidparker Taika really ran that idea into the ground with Love and Thunder though...

    • @SovreignHost
      @SovreignHost ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like something Daniel Tosh said.

    • @dogtiredguitars
      @dogtiredguitars ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SovreignHost definitely not Tosh. Think more old-school comedy legend type.

  • @helloiambear5531
    @helloiambear5531 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    As much as I love these pitch meetings, I want Ryan to get into writing screenplays for comedies. I don't want him to miss his calling.

  • @basharic3162
    @basharic3162 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Posting to share in the appreciation if the bear pun. That had me laughing, but I literally applauded the long pause, big smile, long pause, " yeah that was good" part.
    The eye blinks at the CGI costs of the bear pays off the "where's the bear" bit beautifully, and the "every movie should start that way" was also great.
    Just fantastic work sir.

  • @inflatable_sparrow947
    @inflatable_sparrow947 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    "bring that bear here for a minute" gets me every time🤣

    • @StealthyDead
      @StealthyDead 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "gets you every time" that you watch this? This on your replay list or something? Those comments don't make any sense for one-off jokes in a video.

    • @Feedback72
      @Feedback72 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@StealthyDead you must be fun to be around 😃

    • @as3609
      @as3609 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@StealthyDead You never rewatch Pitch Meetings? Pfft fake fan

    • @christophjohnson3777
      @christophjohnson3777 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@as3609for real. They dont get old. 😂

    • @hiz24airness
      @hiz24airness 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@StealthyDead Sir I hope you realise that everyone here rewatches pitch meeting. It both exists episodically and as an overarching continuity, and only by rewatching do you get the true joy from the art and the artist.

  • @tobiaswedin
    @tobiaswedin ปีที่แล้ว +216

    How could I be so stupid to not foresee the "bearly an inconvenience" ?? Had me laugh out so loud my cats came to check on me from another room

  • @luqmangharyani916
    @luqmangharyani916 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the long pause after the "bearly" joke then saying "that was really good got me real good

  • @funnydepressive32
    @funnydepressive32 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Where's the Bear that does Cocaine? Show him to me!" 😅😂😂

  • @beeftips1628
    @beeftips1628 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I love how producer guy has pretty much the same reaction everyone would when they were setting up the other characters, just very impatiently asking for the bear

  • @wet0wl
    @wet0wl ปีที่แล้ว +326

    I love that pitcher Ryan is just constantly just talking about the lives of the human characters as if he’s gossiping XD

  • @ryancampbell2192
    @ryancampbell2192 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Viagra Dolphin is the movie we all need for 2024.
    Far more terrifying than Cocaine Bear, Jaws & The Meg rolled all together. 😂

  • @totallynotretro9967
    @totallynotretro9967 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel like "bearly easy..." was years in the making

  • @pranavramesh2893
    @pranavramesh2893 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    His disappointment on the line "It is going to be super easy. BEARLY an inconvenience" is class.🤣🤣🤣

    • @a.b.2405
      @a.b.2405 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally felt my soul leave my body. 💀

    • @josho7138
      @josho7138 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Try fight

    • @MrWolfstar8
      @MrWolfstar8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s Tight!

  • @PennStateCivic
    @PennStateCivic ปีที่แล้ว +123

    The part asking for the bear to come back in is one of the funniest segments you've had in a pitch meeting 😂😂😂

    • @trcthorkun
      @trcthorkun ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This whole pitch meeting was really on point, loved it.

  • @ZimCrusher
    @ZimCrusher ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "So this is going to be a movie...?"
    That can be said about SO many movies out there.

  • @markmeluskey2278
    @markmeluskey2278 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This Pitch Meeting landed more jokes than the entire movie.

  • @TimJenningsVideo
    @TimJenningsVideo ปีที่แล้ว +226

    For the one person who thought "barely an inconvenience" was getting old, they should know that this one video extended its life by a thousand years.

    • @harryosborne8215
      @harryosborne8215 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Quick trivia question, do you know which pitch meeting he forgot to include it in, and came back in an after-credits scene to add it in?

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@harryosborne8215 lol which one

    • @dethcookie
      @dethcookie ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@harryosborne8215 I believe it was the WW one right? Good trivia! And love how he added it in at the end during post.

    • @itsatrap1017
      @itsatrap1017 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wowowow… Wow

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@itsatrap1017 yeah yeah yeah

  • @sardonically-inclined7645
    @sardonically-inclined7645 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Super easy. Bearly an inconvenience". I loved that paws.

  • @josephgood2704
    @josephgood2704 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You are such a genius. More laughs per minute than any other channel. And extremely consistent.

  • @majorknight859
    @majorknight859 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    For some reason, I've been watching this pitch meeting twice or thrice a day. It's become like my daily fix. I can't go without it
    Especially the line "Where's the Bear That Does Cocaine????"

  • @blueturret5596
    @blueturret5596 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    2:22 Was basically my reaction in the theater whenever the bear wasn’t on screen.

  • @brendonurir5462
    @brendonurir5462 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    “Character actress Margo Martindale” I love the Bojack reference so much, you guys should do a Bojack Horseman pitch meeting!

    • @Irondragon1945
      @Irondragon1945 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      hell yeah someone else got it!

    • @90sNostalgiaNerd
      @90sNostalgiaNerd 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      When I was watching, I thought "she sounds familiar." Once he said character actress, I was like that's who!

    • @pseudotasuki
      @pseudotasuki 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I'm just glad to see Hollywood is willing to hire a hardened ex-con like character actress Margo Martindale.

  • @Scripture-Man
    @Scripture-Man ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You just get better and better at making these!

  • @PBAmygdala2021
    @PBAmygdala2021 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Years of Pitch Meetings and establishing the Super-Easy recurring line have all let up to this bear pun. Sheer perfection.

  • @terra9279
    @terra9279 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    When you’re more excited about the pitch meeting than the movie itself… life’s odd sometimes

    • @trumpetbob15
      @trumpetbob15 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nah, just means you have standards. Much better to spend an enjoyable 5 minutes or so on a funny video instead of wasting a couple hours on an extremely bad movie! Plus, of course, nothing says you CAN'T see the movie afterward. I mean, just cause I don't think I have done it doesn't mean it isn't possible...or so I think.

    • @jeanarousi
      @jeanarousi ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The movie was alot of fun though. Watch it with friends who are willing to get on a ridiculous ride. It's so over-the-top.

    • @DerDuke
      @DerDuke ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "life’s odd sometimes"
      reminds me of a stellar Pitch Meeting line: "volcanoes are hot sometimes"

    • @ClanImprobable
      @ClanImprobable ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sensible, but yes, odd…

    • @ebraheemfredericks5736
      @ebraheemfredericks5736 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DerDuke 😂😂😂

  • @ClayEichelberger
    @ClayEichelberger ปีที่แล้ว +360

    No word of a lie: the very first moment I found out about the existence of COCAINE BEAR (and with it, its premise), I was giddy with excitement at the hope that it would one day show up in a Pitch Meeting. And you have exceeded my wildest expectations. This was FANTASTIC.

    • @howiehall4622
      @howiehall4622 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My thoughts exactly!

    • @walkersunited332
      @walkersunited332 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesus Revolution should get a pitch meeting too.

  • @StarsAndAngels
    @StarsAndAngels 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The catch phrase pause was A MASTERPIECE!

  • @tyrannosauruswrex123
    @tyrannosauruswrex123 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Me: is it difficult to binge Pitch Meeting???
    Pitch meeting: Actually, it's very easy. Barely an inconvenience 😊

  • @EtherD86
    @EtherD86 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Knowing the stupid pun of "BEARLY an inconvenience" was going to happen as soon as I saw what movie was going to be pitched and you still got a laugh out of me from, "..........................that was really good". Thank you so much for sharing your comedy to us all. Love it.

  • @SpookyKid_SpaceAce
    @SpookyKid_SpaceAce ปีที่แล้ว +196

    This is one of Ryan's all time best pitch meetings, it had me laughing out loud at every joke!

    • @randomname4726
      @randomname4726 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My brain glitched, and I misread "out loud at every joke" as "out loud of every hole". For a second I was *very* confused. Lol

    • @ckEagle165
      @ckEagle165 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same!

    • @ladycavalier
      @ladycavalier ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Him wanting the bear had me dying

    • @yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield
      @yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield ปีที่แล้ว

      "He grows in power by the night..." he truly is becoming a master of his craft.

  • @x-calibur3636
    @x-calibur3636 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of the best pitch meetings yet keep it up

  • @Noganrhy
    @Noganrhy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I physically hurt myself from laughing so hard at "BEAR-LY AN INCONVIENCE".

  • @theodorequakins2636
    @theodorequakins2636 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    With things like viagra dolphin i always like to imagine Ryan doing like 20 takes trying to find the perfect length for his awkward silences

    • @bravetherainbow
      @bravetherainbow ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Or just using the magic of editing lol

    • @tonyk8653
      @tonyk8653 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I choked so hard laughing at "Viagra dolphin".

    • @KevinG3699
      @KevinG3699 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ryan probably had to do a few takes just because of him giggling.

    • @deadprivacy
      @deadprivacy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tonyk8653 also based on a true story, look up nasas dolphin experimentation.

    • @apexnext
      @apexnext ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@deadprivacyoh gawd that stuff was messed up. 😮

  • @7Comic7mischief7
    @7Comic7mischief7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    This is one of the best Pitch Meetings yet. The few jokes that just... lingered, had me dying.

    • @MikeBNumba6
      @MikeBNumba6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Laughed out loud when the writer guy said the bear is cgi so the more they show him the more money it win cost.
      Producer guy reaction was hilarious

  • @jesse_cole
    @jesse_cole 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "So there's this mom, Sari..."
    "No problem."

  • @tehgringe
    @tehgringe หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Bring that bear in here" "BRING ME THE BEAR"

  • @Tim_the_Enchanter
    @Tim_the_Enchanter ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I can just picture Ryan giggling maniacally at the prospect of "BEARLY an inconvenience."

  • @kratosGOW
    @kratosGOW ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Actually, it’s gonna be super easy, BEAR-ly an inconvenience! 😂
    You were just waiting for SUCH an opportunity, Ryan! 🤣

    • @williamangus7229
      @williamangus7229 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He has been waiting three years for a bear-centric movie so he could make this joke.

    • @avi12
      @avi12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's pure gold

  • @theemuis1238
    @theemuis1238 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The only youtube channel that manages to roast almost every movie

  • @iWillHumbleYou
    @iWillHumbleYou ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When you're more excited for a screen pitch to come out than you are to actually watch the movie

  • @csblakeley
    @csblakeley ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "I'm hearing way too much stuff about people in a movie called Cocaine Bear!"
    How I feel about every Jurassic Park/World movie after the first one. "So anyway, he's trying to redeem himself from..." "DINOSAURS! GIVE ME DINOSAURS!!!"

    • @PeteTheGrouch
      @PeteTheGrouch ปีที่แล้ว

      Personally, it made me think more of Godzilla 2014, only you swapped out the bear for a giant radioactive lizard...

    • @brandonvasquez7279
      @brandonvasquez7279 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@PeteTheGrouch the whole point of godzilla (2014) was a slow build up to revealing him toward the end of the movie

    • @PeteTheGrouch
      @PeteTheGrouch ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brandonvasquez7279 Still doesn't excuse all the unnecessary jumpcuts... nor having to spend the better part of two hours putting up with a bunch of human characters I couldn't give two sh*ts about..!
      ( _Well, aside from Bryan Cranston... but then they had to go & kill him off WAAAY too early! Derp..._ )

  • @AlAnsikk
    @AlAnsikk ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Ryan's been setting up that pun for 10 years. very well played, sir.

  • @jenns1649
    @jenns1649 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Loved the awkward long pause on bear-ly an inconvenience 😂

    • @jdotoz
      @jdotoz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Huge paws

  • @mikemcconeghy4658
    @mikemcconeghy4658 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yeah, that does sound like too much relationship drama and not enough bear on a rampage.