I'm a game developer, and I'm happy to let you all know that from now on, whenever I make a game with a cat in it for whatever reason, that cat is going to have the ability to teleport exactly once in its lifetime. EDIT: Our first game is now released! "The Magical Mixture Mill" has a cat that can teleport once per playthrough xD
Oh to make it even better make a part at the VERY END of the game where they have to use that power to progress. So if they wasted it before hand they are screwed.
Why. She read the script. She worked on it. The only she could do to attempt to save her career was literally throw everyone under the bus. No one put a gun to her head to do this garbage movie.
@@TheRhuen oh disrespecting the creator of catwoman and then double downing by misquoting what he said about his origin of catwoman in the dvd special features is tight!!!
You've ruined the suspension of disbelief for me. Now I watch a movie and see the protagonist solve a problem and hear your voice, "Super easy, barely an inconvenient" 😂🤣😘
She drowns, dies, and comes back to life after a magical cat pukes in her mouth? It sounds like a couple 10-year-old boys were playing a "superhero origin" version of MadLibs and this is what they came up with.
For the sake of accuracy, I'm pretty sure he said *burps* -- as in a breath of air -- not _pukes,_ which would be way more puerile. That should take your plot writers up to about 16 or 17-year-olds.
"When hot girls don't know they're hot, that means we have a chance with them." "You clearly understand women just as well as I do, my man." -Every Teenage Dude
The sad thing is hot women even if they know they're hot they have less men who ask them for a date because most men feel intimidate by them and think they don't have a chance.
@@NadDew Reminds me of maybe the most beautiful girl in my high school (2400 students), who was a nice person too, did not get asked to Homecoming. I think she started dating college guys.
It takes a large high-powered fan blowing through your hair for a regular girl to become hot, and not everyone has one of those. Some girls may never know how hot they are until they walk up to a helicopter or get sucked into a jet engine.
I have to say, that there legitimately are women like that. I know some of them, even had one as a girlfriend. However, it took forever before she became my girlfriend, so that doesn't necessarily mean you have a chance with them, is the video alleges. Although, the videos is comedy, so actually it makes sense that the people that made it would be idiots, because idiots are hilarious.
"So, she reveals the health risks of the cream and the entire problem is solved by a few class action lawsuits?" "NO, she's just going to murder the head of the company as Catwoman." "And that solves the problem?" "It sure does"
@@CaptainDoomsday It also apparently makes you mildly super human if you keep taking it so I feel this would have military applications.... but no I guess random woman who have random reactions to it works too.
It only fixes the problem if the head villain dies in a brutally horrific and unusual way. I never saw this crap so not sure if this murder would solve the problem.
Me: It must be hard coming up with pitch meetings. RG: Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience! Me: Oh really?? RG: Yeah yeah yeah, I just take off my shorts and freestyle in front of a green screen.
"Yeah he shoots webs, but he doesn't start eating flies and laying eggs" "He probably did those things off screen, the filmmakers just weren't brave enough to show it."
Fun fact there is a spiderman from the spider verse that does take on ALL of the traits of a spider and in his case it was a pretty effed up one. He eats people, lays effs under their skin, and just becomes a complete monster.
Spiderman shoots webbs from his wrists correct? If he was was an actual male spider, these are the legs that ejaculate comes from. Spiderman isnt a hero he's a sexual preditor.
"...skin is like marble now." "Doesn't marble break pretty easily?" "I don't know." "You didn't look it up?" "No, this is fiction. You don't do research when you do fiction." Are you sure this isn't from the Twilight pitch meeting?
Was there any explanation of the backstory to that magical cat in the movie? Is that the only magical cat? That sounds like the most interesting part of the movie. Surely there was a lot of explanation of how that magical cat got its power and why it decided to burp in her mouth, right?
They thought about the stories a bit more in the old days. Pitch Meetings works on Action schlock because there's very little script development, the money is all spent on actor salaries and SFX
"So 3 of the main characters have lived in Oz their whole life and none of them know about the deadly poppies?" "Sure seems like it, sir" "And why dont they know?" "Because" "That works"
@@JohanNDam If you take the Bible as fantasy, then as long as it sticks to its own rules, it's fine. For example, if in Catwoman it was established that marble is practically unbreakable (establishing a fantasy rule), then it wouldn't be a problem for the bad lady at the end to say that her skin is like marble. So, while it's good to do research when writing fiction, it's okay to bend the rules of reality a bit as long as you establish those rules in your story, like when Luke turns on a lightsaber for the first time early on in Star Wars, establishing that such a weapon is possible despite it realistically being impossible (as far as current science can tell us). That made it believable whenever a lightsaber was turned on and used in the film (in the Cantina and in the Obi-Wan/Vader duel).
Gabriel Story wise, Star Wars takes place in the distant past. And this is a further bending of reality, as we postulate that there’s a distant future that we live in.
Tragoudistros.MPH maybe some movies could be saved by editing but not this one. It's like it was designed to alienate comics fans and non-comics fans equally.
Yeah, that line floors me every time. I've watched this one, like, 5 times today xD I also like the exchange a bit before this, where Writer says: "...and also, she can teleport." and the Producer says: "Oh, she can teleport?" just because of the way he meticulously pronounces every syllable, even the last 't' in 'teleport'. I don't know why, but that exchange makes me happy xD
"Its like Spiderman. He gets bitten by spiders, he takes on the traits of a spider".. "Yeah but it's not like he starts eating insects or laying eggs".. "He probably did those offscreen."
Curtis Dunn Well if I find retconning a cool story for a gag erasing a decade of build up introducing a character so powerful they have to keep them off screen, w/ the emotional range of a plank, is worse than an original story of a popular Batman character, is being deluded... Guilty as charged Marvel apologist.
This movie was seriously overlooked and severely underrated. I believe it only made 17.3 million opening box office. Yall should be ashamed. I want a sequel.
How Alex Borstein took this role is beyond me! 🙄. I know it was pre Family Guy TBS-Fox success but damn you just knew this 🦃 would be a bad career move...
Yeah. I doubt many people would've done that. Although if she was able to acknowledge how bad the movie would be, why did she make it? Was she desperate to pay off gambling debts?
I was really thinking to ask do one from "The Room " (2004) and remembered the script writer , director , producer and lead role was the same person so it's TIGHT !
jacob sauce He’ll find a way. (If you watch over the video) There was actually nothing wrong with coraline if you noticed, he just talked about how weirdly spooky the movie is for a kids film
Oh, no, I'm sure they found it super easy. They just work at cosmetics companies and talk about boys, right? And sometimes get mouth-to-mouth from the occasional ol' mystic Egyptian cat, y'know?
2:00 was this script written by some kindergarten kids? "Hey kids how would you describe catwoman?" "Oh she must like milk,fish and hate dogs" "Perfect"
That's the thing, how do u get a premise of "attractive women in tight revealing outfits doing gymnastics" where the genre is teenage boys and STILL make a terrible movie. It doesn't seem possible...
@@Fitsuuu : It's easy to make a _terrible_ movie under those circumstances; it's just hard to make an _unprofitable_ one. Although apparently they managed to do that too.
"I don't think it would be hard to make a good comic adaptation - seems super easy and barely an inconvenience" Ryan: Actually super tough, almost an impossibility
Man, I got so excited from watching this that I tried to get my cats to burp in my mouth so I could experience how tight it is, but all they did was scratch me and run away. I'll just have to try again once the bleeding stops.
considering the last Snyder cut was Batman v Superman I'm... not excited about this concept what-so-ever and don't grasp why people are... It's marketing and will likely be just as bad as BvS.
"It's going to be hard to survive on Earth if everything on it has evolved to kill humans." "Actually it's going to be super easy barely an inconvenience."
-"I looked sround and there's just no female screenwriters in Hollywood. I asked around ... the mens washroom ... under my breath." Why do I feel producers legit do this lmfao
I just realised Comic catwoman - No powers - Skilled martial artist and thief - Fights against a Male antagonist Movie catwoman - Powers given by ancient feline spirits - originally weak and nerdy academic - Fights against a female antagonist Comic cheetah - Powers given by ancient feline spirits - Originally a weak nerd academic - Fights against a female antagonist Movie catwoman is way closer to cheetah than catwoman
The movie _Catwoman_ has nothing to do with the DC character at all. The name is just a coincidence. The DC character is a cat burglar, except female. Hence the name. The movie character is basically a Japanese cat girl. And the origin story seems based on that horrible remake of _Cat People_ that was only made as an elaborate excuse to show Natassja Kinski naked and tied up.
I actually really loved this movie as a kid, but as an adult I could never really remember what it was about. Happy for pitch meetings LOL this movie was odd
I actually really loved this movie as a kid. I was and am a fan for cat woman from the comics and really liked this movie. I still have an action figure of this cat woman and it’s pretty cool. I haven’t seen the movie for a long time now, but it brings back some cool kid memories.
Lately, EVERY video for me has two ads. :-( I am honestly approaching the point where youtube, like TV became for me 20 years ago, is more annoying than it is worth.
"why do we like pitch meetings so much?"
"because.."
"that works!"
"I don't know"
"Fair enough"
Pitch meetings are tight.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
Gonna need you to get waaayy off my back about this😁
Well okay then
Catwoman's suit in this movie is TIGHT!
Like literally tight...
YAh. That's hot. That's hot
She couldn't breathe, that's why her acting in this film got her a Razzie.
That’s the only reason people like the movie. Cause she’s HOT AS HELL!
People in bad movies being HOT is TIGHT
That's the only tight thing about that movie.
"Tight spaces are tight"
"You're not wrong" 😂😂😂
I laughed too Lol
THERE IT IS!
Yasss
Cat burps are TIGHT!
Can we please give him credit for watching Catwoman again to make this? You are a brave soul sir.
LOL Not just me... I was thinking we need to set up a special award for watching under duress, or at least taking one for the team.
@@moritod 100 percent agree!!! Lol nice playlist by the way!
Sam Ridley III. I like the film.
Sam Ridley III took one for the team!
@@TheKaiTetley You like torturing yourself?
I'm a game developer, and I'm happy to let you all know that from now on, whenever I make a game with a cat in it for whatever reason, that cat is going to have the ability to teleport exactly once in its lifetime.
EDIT: Our first game is now released! "The Magical Mixture Mill" has a cat that can teleport once per playthrough xD
Oh to make it even better make a part at the VERY END of the game where they have to use that power to progress. So if they wasted it before hand they are screwed.
@@metazoxan2 dear god, who hurt you?
I need to know if there are even cats in your video games, to know whether or not to believe you
@@metazoxan2
Someone either played Ultima Underworld or knew someone who did.
Is that once per lifetime? So like 9 times?
Always admired Halle Berry for actually showing up to collect the Golden Raspberry for this movie.
mikes5637 yeah and I respect she didn’t even attempt to defend the film she hated it much as we did.
She's one of us people She's one of us
Why. She read the script. She worked on it. The only she could do to attempt to save her career was literally throw everyone under the bus. No one put a gun to her head to do this garbage movie.
With her Oscar too lol 😂😂😂
Nobody else like because there is 420 likes
“This is fiction!! You don’t do research when you write fiction”
I feel like 95% of Hollywood writers believe this 😂😂😂
Dixie Normis 🤣🤣
Lol that line had me in stiches...
I don't even consider them to be real writers because they throw random plot devices in a blender and call that a story.
You mean 99%, right?
Rian Johnson does.
"One detective per city, if I understand correctly."
"You don't!"
This was the line that got me lol
"Catwoman is an extremely popular DC Comics character."
"Oh, well I thought this was a thing we were making up."
This movie finally makes sense!
that would explain a lot.
@@TheRhuen oh disrespecting the creator of catwoman and then double downing by misquoting what he said about his origin of catwoman in the dvd special features is tight!!!
@@darthdestructor927 being oddly specific is TIGHT
No, still doesnt
😆💀
You've ruined the suspension of disbelief for me. Now I watch a movie and see the protagonist solve a problem and hear your voice, "Super easy, barely an inconvenient" 😂🤣😘
You say that like it's a bad thing!
I swear I did this last night watching a game series on Netflix called Hyperdrive.
Which in itself is super easy barley an inconvenience...
LMAO
*inconvenience
"I mean I asked around"
"The mens washroom"
"Under my breath"
Rizwan Gani sounds like you tried
Yeah. What more could possible be expected of you?
Thank you guys
True story
Of course, men's washroom is the best place to find a women writer.
She drowns, dies, and comes back to life after a magical cat pukes in her mouth? It sounds like a couple 10-year-old boys were playing a "superhero origin" version of MadLibs and this is what they came up with.
@Alejandro Morales I bet a person smoking crack while taking hits of acid wouldn't even come up with that...
11 year old*
For the sake of accuracy, I'm pretty sure he said *burps* -- as in a breath of air -- not _pukes,_ which would be way more puerile. That should take your plot writers up to about 16 or 17-year-olds.
@@mystichdx so.........a drunk 16 year old?
Yeeeah superhero origin madlibs are tight
"There's only like one detective per city, if I understand correctly."
"You don't."
LOL
That is actually true. We don't like each other...at all.
Actually, in my city that's true, but then again our PD is like 10-12 officers.
I read this at the exact time when they said it and it was weird....
I hate it when I'm playing basketball with my cat and she just starts teleporting all over the court
I thought they could only teleport once, but your cat is teleporting all over the court?
"When hot girls don't know they're hot, that means we have a chance with them."
"You clearly understand women just as well as I do, my man."
-Every Teenage Dude
The sad thing is hot women even if they know they're hot they have less men who ask them for a date because most men feel intimidate by them and think they don't have a chance.
@@NadDew Reminds me of maybe the most beautiful girl in my high school (2400 students), who was a nice person too, did not get asked to Homecoming. I think she started dating college guys.
It takes a large high-powered fan blowing through your hair for a regular girl to become hot, and not everyone has one of those. Some girls may never know how hot they are until they walk up to a helicopter or get sucked into a jet engine.
Not really but alr
Real men dont ask women about sex
They take it from her with force ... but I guess you guys are too much of a soy boys to understand how real men act
Screen Rant: Can you continue to be the best series on TH-cam?
Ryan: Yeah, super easy barely a inconvenience.
😁
@Thomas C. Brilliant!
He's the only thing worth watching on their channel so...
Aw, being the best series on youtube is TIGHT
pitch meetings are the only reason i subscribed to screen rant
"What's an ancient Egyptian cat god doing in New York City?"
"I don't know!"
"Fair enough!"
(Probably stolen from an Egyptian museum or archaeological dig.)
@@oldenweery7510 No, this is the real cat god; remember, he resuscitated her by breathing into her.
David M question answered at 4:55
The Cat God saved it’s one teleport for this film’s plot.
Bast!!
@@berengustav7714 bastet right?
"She's hot but doesn't know it"
Every writer ever in comic books
Neo Luthuli *in movies and *in books and *in everything
Yeah, this was One Direction's philosophy, too:)
I have to say, that there legitimately are women like that. I know some of them, even had one as a girlfriend. However, it took forever before she became my girlfriend, so that doesn't necessarily mean you have a chance with them, is the video alleges. Although, the videos is comedy, so actually it makes sense that the people that made it would be idiots, because idiots are hilarious.
r/menwritingwomen is a fun sub to visit sometimes.
"Face it, tiger. You just hit the jackpot." -Mary Jane Watson, first appearance
"So, she reveals the health risks of the cream and the entire problem is solved by a few class action lawsuits?"
"NO, she's just going to murder the head of the company as Catwoman."
"And that solves the problem?"
"It sure does"
Wouldn't the company keep on making the cream?
Classic. I love how casually killing one person fixes most problems in films, even if those problems are endemic to huge organisations.
Also apparently the cream doesn't have the problem so I'm not sure why murder was necessary.
@@CaptainDoomsday It also apparently makes you mildly super human if you keep taking it so I feel this would have military applications.... but no I guess random woman who have random reactions to it works too.
It only fixes the problem if the head villain dies in a brutally horrific and unusual way. I never saw this crap so not sure if this murder would solve the problem.
Actual pitch meeting:
"It's a movie with Halle Berry in skin tight leather."
"I'm sold, let's do it."
Skin tight leather is TIGHT!
@@sirloin8745 Yes, yes that's part of the problem
Halle Berry is TIGHT!
sixstringman does she keagle?
sixstringman
That’s open to debate...
“Thats a good thing?”
“Maybe, I do not know what I’m doing here.”
😂😂
Me in any situation ever
Do a pitch meeting for “THE TRUMAN SHOW”
Btw... “evil face creams” 😂😂 that got me
Wow wow wow wow...
CaptainAwesome omg this wold be great 😀
They wold be super easy Beverly and inconvenience
Anyone who's ever owned a cat, knows that a cat's breath can wake *anyone* from the dead.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
You win!
and that it somehow smells EXACTLY like whatever you just ate regardless of what that was
"Tight spaces are TIGHT"
'"Yeah no, you're not wrong"
Got me there ngl.
"I think I saw that on Animal Planet"
"What that cats can teleport once?"
"Yeah" 😂😅
She doesn't teleport, she walks through the wall. As cats do. According to a book by Bob Heinlein.
Oh I thought we were making this up, so her name’s gonna be Patience Phillips 😂😂😂
"PP" for short.
I, too, watched the video.
*Adam Badali* You'd be surprised how often Hollywood has changed people's names from the source material to their (usually retched) film.
Dimentive people usually quote what they think is the funniest part of the video in the comments, it's extremely common.
@@jacobhoover1654 Doesn't it help author to see which jokes worked better, and the ones which don't get quoted fell flat?
Didn't Halle Barry accept her Razzie for Catwoman? Actually accepting your Razzie is tight.
Being able to accept one's failures with good grace and humor is the tightest!
Of course!
In fact, her acceptance speech was an homage to her Oscar acceptance speech.
"I want to thank Warner Bros. for casting me in this piece-of-sh--, god-awful movie."
Didn't Halle Berry get like $10 million to act in this shitfest?
"Don't you think going on stage to accept a razzie would be super difficult"
"Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience"
Me: It must be hard coming up with pitch meetings.
RG: Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Me: Oh really??
RG: Yeah yeah yeah, I just take off my shorts and freestyle in front of a green screen.
Green screens are tight!
"Yeah he shoots webs, but he doesn't start eating flies and laying eggs"
"He probably did those things off screen, the filmmakers just weren't brave enough to show it."
Fun fact there is a spiderman from the spider verse that does take on ALL of the traits of a spider and in his case it was a pretty effed up one.
He eats people, lays effs under their skin, and just becomes a complete monster.
@@metazoxan2 Irony there being that real spiders don't lay eggs under the skin of anything (they make little sacs of silk to keep their eggs safe in).
MCU should man themselves up and make Tom Holland do all these onscreen
"Do male spiders lay eggs?"
"I don't know!"
Spiderman shoots webbs from his wrists correct? If he was was an actual male spider, these are the legs that ejaculate comes from. Spiderman isnt a hero he's a sexual preditor.
"...skin is like marble now."
"Doesn't marble break pretty easily?"
"I don't know."
"You didn't look it up?"
"No, this is fiction. You don't do research when you do fiction."
Are you sure this isn't from the Twilight pitch meeting?
"There is only one detective per city if I understand correctly"
That one floored me😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Oh, a VERY forgetful cat!” 🤣🤣🤣
Natasha Knight 😂
But cats truly can teleport. Never had that moment where you're like "how the hell did you get on here the door was closed?"
What if it's actually cats can walk through walls, as though they are on an alternative, ethereal plane?
Exec. Ryan in the bathroom.
"Anyone here knows of a good female writer?" He says under his breath.
No answer.
"I guess that's a no"
That works
@@LuisSierra42 Things that work are tight!
Well it sounds like he tried
Given movies recently , they ain't far from right on the money.
I thought the joke would be that there's no female writers in Hollywood because everyone in this universe is Ryan.
‘A magical Egyptian cat burps in her mouth.’ I love that description of the scene 😂😂😂
You guys totally understand women. Pitch 'Love Actually' already :)
"A magical Egyptian cat burps into her mouth"
Actually, yeah, that happened. Huh, who knew.
An Egyptian cat burps in her mouth...it had me dying 😂
A MAGICAL Egyptian cat, no less xD
Was there any explanation of the backstory to that magical cat in the movie? Is that the only magical cat? That sounds like the most interesting part of the movie. Surely there was a lot of explanation of how that magical cat got its power and why it decided to burp in her mouth, right?
if i understand this correctly, there is only one magical Egyptian cat per city
I have a magical American cat. It's really not that cool.
Oh, Egyptian cat burps are tight!
I'd like to see pitches for some classic movies - Gone With the Wind, Wizard of Oz...
They thought about the stories a bit more in the old days. Pitch Meetings works on Action schlock because there's very little script development, the money is all spent on actor salaries and SFX
"So 3 of the main characters have lived in Oz their whole life and none of them know about the deadly poppies?"
"Sure seems like it, sir"
"And why dont they know?"
"Because"
"That works"
@@bornofpixels Are you saying you know the detail of every species of fauna where you live?
@@gooble69 I mean I would know if there was a field full of a plant *literally called deadly poppies*
@@bornofpixels What if you're a scarecrow that has no brain?
I thought the movie wasn't that bad when I first saw it. I was so innocent back then.
It's not when you get in the mindset that it's an alternate universe 😅
I don't think it was bad just forgettable except if it wasn't for Halle Berry birthday catsuit.
@@Thespeedrap I mean yeah, but even then, I would have liked a bot more substance.
@@marschalenders8449 Mmm, eh? Maybe, but it's still odd.
I liked the music, and I generally like cats so... I didn't have an awful time.
"No this is fiction, we don't do research when we make fiction"
Explains the Bible lol
@@JohanNDam edgy atheist kid strikes again!
@@JohanNDam
If you take the Bible as fantasy, then as long as it sticks to its own rules, it's fine. For example, if in Catwoman it was established that marble is practically unbreakable (establishing a fantasy rule), then it wouldn't be a problem for the bad lady at the end to say that her skin is like marble. So, while it's good to do research when writing fiction, it's okay to bend the rules of reality a bit as long as you establish those rules in your story, like when Luke turns on a lightsaber for the first time early on in Star Wars, establishing that such a weapon is possible despite it realistically being impossible (as far as current science can tell us). That made it believable whenever a lightsaber was turned on and used in the film (in the Cantina and in the Obi-Wan/Vader duel).
Gabriel Story wise, Star Wars takes place in the distant past. And this is a further bending of reality, as we postulate that there’s a distant future that we live in.
@@ManOfWarRH He is not wrong though.
"They grind up on each other as children cheer them on"
Yeah, YIKES!
made me lol
Being sexually inappropriate is tight.
I think it verges on illegal...
What else are those children supposed to do?
Chase the grown-ups from their court and reclaim the ball?
4:50 We’re just gonna have a scene where she casually teleports and never does it again 🤣😂
I think I saw that on Animal Planet.
P.S. Animal Planet is TIGHT!
I thought she was slipping around some kind of pillar thing to avoid being seen.
"You don't do research when you write fiction"
Hollywood definitely took that to heart.
Halle Berry even turned up to collect her Razzie award for Catwoman!
Which is iconic in my book she's an amazing actress.
Makes you wonder what a movie sounds like before editing vs after editing... Could that footage ever have made a good film?
Tragoudistros.MPH maybe some movies could be saved by editing but not this one. It's like it was designed to alienate comics fans and non-comics fans equally.
That always shows class.
@@abduljah9355 Well, at least it was a fair movie then.
"Well I have heard that cats can do that."
"That they can teleport ONCE?"
Yeah, that line floors me every time. I've watched this one, like, 5 times today xD
I also like the exchange a bit before this, where Writer says: "...and also, she can teleport." and the Producer says: "Oh, she can teleport?" just because of the way he meticulously pronounces every syllable, even the last 't' in 'teleport'. I don't know why, but that exchange makes me happy xD
Nature is special!
@@CrownRock1 best line
It only stands to reason. We would have seen them do it if they did it all t time.
Your 200th comment
Super , easy and barely an inconvenience
P.s cat burps are tight
Barely, super, and inconvenience an easy
I love how they work this line into every screen rant...! Hysterical.
Oh really?!
"Its like Spiderman. He gets bitten by spiders, he takes on the traits of a spider"..
"Yeah but it's not like he starts eating insects or laying eggs"..
"He probably did those offscreen."
The Spiderman film all true fans want to see.
Did he not catch a fly in the amazing spiderman
@@606danco Wait.... oh dear, once again we all missed what we truly wanted!!!!
Loved this movie as a teenager and watched it like a thousand times.
I actually enjoyed it
"This is fiction!! You don’t do research when you write fiction."
Writer here. Can confirm.
So that's what I'm doing wrong.
next a Fight Club pitch meeting, it would work so well with the concept of the guy talking to himself !
Pitch meetings every Saturday is TIGHT!
Pitch meetings everyday would be tighter.
Isaac Patente pitch meetings every minute are the tightestER of them all
I had truly forgotten how terrible this movie was.
Thanks for that.
Awful movies are tight
Better than Captain Marvel.
@@phatmantv Lol no don't be deluded.
You had forgotten. So, it is true what my mother told me. In the land of pain, the living envy the dead.
Curtis Dunn Well if I find retconning a cool story for a gag erasing a decade of build up introducing a character so powerful they have to keep them off screen, w/ the emotional range of a plank, is worse than an original story of a popular Batman character, is being deluded...
Guilty as charged Marvel apologist.
I really REALLY want to watch the reaction vids of the actual writers watching the pitch meetings of their own movies.
This movie was seriously overlooked and severely underrated.
I believe it only made 17.3 million opening box office. Yall should be ashamed.
I want a sequel.
And then a magical Egyptian cat burps in to her mouth and then she turns in to cat woman 😂
Does the cat burp into her mouth underwater? This I got to see…
When my cat burps in my mouth I just want to vomit.
Was it a radioactive cat?
@@vikiai4241 Either that, or it was struck by lightning to give it special powers, which is another one of Hollywood's favorite scenarios.
To Halle's credit, she accepted her Razzie for this movie.
Didn't she also win a oscar for another movie that same year
How Alex Borstein took this role is beyond me! 🙄. I know it was pre Family Guy TBS-Fox success but damn you just knew this 🦃 would be a bad career move...
@@fairytailgirl123 she got the Oscar for Monsters Ball around 2003 about a year before Catwoman. Her 007 role helped get more notice too...
@@DavidLLambertmobile oh ok. I thought it was the same year
Yeah. I doubt many people would've done that. Although if she was able to acknowledge how bad the movie would be, why did she make it? Was she desperate to pay off gambling debts?
A Face/Off Pitch Meeting would be pretty popular.
Because switching faces is tight!
Super easy! Barely an inconvenience!
@Brian Cairns you mean the two characters who are exactly the same person?
@@wanderinghistorian lol all they would have to do is switch the glasses around
Suggestion for another pitch meeting... SPACE BALLS!
I was really thinking to ask do one from "The Room " (2004) and remembered the script writer , director , producer and lead role was the same person so it's TIGHT !
Tight spaces are TIGHT!! 😂😂😂 I was so glad you got on that terrible basket ball scene
Please do a pitch meeting for Pulp Fiction!
YES
Hell yeah
jacob sauce
He’ll find a way. (If you watch over the video) There was actually nothing wrong with coraline if you noticed, he just talked about how weirdly spooky the movie is for a kids film
@jacob sauce I think you misunderstand his point
The Other Throne Productions
He definitely misunderstood.
Writing female characters is super easy, barely an inconvenience
-not the writers of this movie
I feel like it WOULD be the writers of this movie. They didn't get it right, but they clearly thought they did.
Oh, no, I'm sure they found it super easy.
They just work at cosmetics companies and talk about boys, right?
And sometimes get mouth-to-mouth from the occasional ol' mystic Egyptian cat, y'know?
Halle Barry was cool enough to actually show up and accept the Razzie award.
Class act
2:00
was this script written by some kindergarten kids?
"Hey kids how would you describe catwoman?"
"Oh she must like milk,fish and hate dogs"
"Perfect"
"And thats gonna be a good thing?"
"Maybe. I do not know what im doing here."
Gold. I never tire of these pitch meetings.
Ok so what's the plan about Catwoma-
"B E W B S"
As a cultuted man, I agree.
Shut up you have an anime profile lol
Just kidding
and CATNIP
That's the thing, how do u get a premise of "attractive women in tight revealing outfits doing gymnastics" where the genre is teenage boys and STILL make a terrible movie. It doesn't seem possible...
@@Fitsuuu : It's easy to make a _terrible_ movie under those circumstances; it's just hard to make an _unprofitable_ one. Although apparently they managed to do that too.
this isn't honest trailers
"You don't do research when is fiction" - Every Holywood Writer
Zack Snyder when writing BvS
@@jwal2 Snyder didn't write _BvS._ it was written by David S. Goyer and Chris Terriro.
@@cjkalandek996 Sorry about that
"Oh it's not because it's ridiculous it's because the filmmakers were cowards?"
That has me dying!😂😂😂
"You don't do research when you write fiction." Hilariously profound, Mr. George. 😂
No female screenwriters in Hollywood? You learn something new everyday...
That part was hilarious!
@@ArtisticlyAlexis Especially exactly how he "asked around."
You don't do research when it's fiction!!!😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
"I don't think it would be hard to make a good comic adaptation - seems super easy and barely an inconvenience"
Ryan: Actually super tough, almost an impossibility
Gurpreet Singh Matharoo there’s a chance!!
Man, I got so excited from watching this that I tried to get my cats to burp in my mouth so I could experience how tight it is, but all they did was scratch me and run away. I'll just have to try again once the bleeding stops.
OH! can you do a pitch meeting for Lilo and Stitch!?!👍😁 LOVE your pitch work!!
" So you are going to finally release the Snyder Cut for the fans?"
"No Sir i won't "
"Damn it"
considering the last Snyder cut was Batman v Superman I'm... not excited about this concept what-so-ever and don't grasp why people are... It's marketing and will likely be just as bad as BvS.
"Very slow worker!"
Hey don't hate, sometimes you just gotta stretch an assignment as far as possible 😂
Do a pitch meeting for After Earth!!!!! That would be hilarious😂 The whole pitch meeting was probably filled with a lot of whoopsies
"It's going to be hard to survive on Earth if everything on it has evolved to kill humans."
"Actually it's going to be super easy barely an inconvenience."
-"I looked sround and there's just no female screenwriters in Hollywood. I asked around ... the mens washroom ... under my breath."
Why do I feel producers legit do this lmfao
I just realised
Comic catwoman
- No powers
- Skilled martial artist and thief
- Fights against a Male antagonist
Movie catwoman
- Powers given by ancient feline spirits
- originally weak and nerdy academic
- Fights against a female antagonist
Comic cheetah
- Powers given by ancient feline spirits
- Originally a weak nerd academic
- Fights against a female antagonist
Movie catwoman is way closer to cheetah than catwoman
The movie _Catwoman_ has nothing to do with the DC character at all. The name is just a coincidence.
The DC character is a cat burglar, except female. Hence the name.
The movie character is basically a Japanese cat girl.
And the origin story seems based on that horrible remake of _Cat People_ that was only made as an elaborate excuse to show Natassja Kinski naked and tied up.
@@davidwuhrer6704 naked and tied up, huh? That's kinsky.
@@pablocastaner1933I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Another Pitch Meeting...
Wow wow wow wow wow wow!
Best thing on TH-cam...
Yea yea yea!
I've never seen this movie before. 1 min in and I now realize why...
I love your work 💯
Can you do a pitch meeting of *The Last Airbender*
Thanks.....
And then dragonball evolution....lol
More! More! More!
I need more pitch meetings
NOW
DO IT
Thanks!
"cat burps are tight!" is my new favourite. 👍
FUN FACT: Halle Berry's friend at work is the actress that does the voice of Lois on Family Guy
Good ol Alex Borstein, who was also on MadTV
I know her as Susie from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.
She also played Drella the harp player in Gilmore girls
@@njnjhjh8918 Good ol Miss Swan. He looka like a man.
That makes Catwoman even shittier.
"How did you get those footage ?"
"Time travel"
"That works"
"Well it sounds like you tried."
"I did!"
Make this the next catchphrase, Ryan! It'll be SuperComplicatedVeryMuchAnInconvenience.
Or
"Well it sounds like you tried."
"I really didn't."
He delivered it like a catchphrase, so I didn't even realise it wasn't until now.
I actually really loved this movie as a kid, but as an adult I could never really remember what it was about. Happy for pitch meetings LOL this movie was odd
Halle Berry's Razzie acceptance speech for this is a work of art.
Catwoman:I like milk
Me: I don't know what to say
I'm sorry
@@meowfaceification It's actually bad for their digestions: gangway for the litter box---and hope they make it!
There's a sentence I never expected to hear in my life, "Cat burps are TIGHT!"
Do you ever hear something and think "This may be the first time that this sentence has ever been spoken"?
“How are we going to get people to click the video”
“Actually super easy barely an inconvenience”
This movie is a guilty pleasure of mine. It got me into the superhero genre. I first saw it when I was like 13 years old.
I actually really loved this movie as a kid. I was and am a fan for cat woman from the comics and really liked this movie. I still have an action figure of this cat woman and it’s pretty cool. I haven’t seen the movie for a long time now, but it brings back some cool kid memories.
Producer: Tight spaces are tight.
Screenwriter: Well, you are not wrong.
Me: _"How the hell has this video only 1K upvotes?"_
Me, after noticing it was literally uploaded less than half an hour ago: _"Oh."_
It can be confusing because they do pitch meetings about recent films, and even films from the 90s.
You know you've made it big when your videos have two ads before it starts. Congrats Ryan!
Lately, EVERY video for me has two ads. :-(
I am honestly approaching the point where youtube, like TV became for me 20 years ago, is more annoying than it is worth.
“So she falls from a window and dies”
“Well good!” Lol
Lol I love this channel. Very interesting content approach, I don't think this would get old Lol he does it so well!!