Ever laugh til your guts hurt? Well I just did. When you put that scene in that context, it becomes funny as hell. Is that where all the blood is coming from, hell? They missed a good line, "wow, if only Freddy was a vampire instead. He would have fed off this guy for a year."
That should be the pitch meeting for some movie that was famous for being shelved and never becoming real. Like ghostbusters 3. Which can't be made since Egon died.
I have literally told people for 2 weeks now, "I'm going to need you to get alllllllllll the way off my back!" It is now my favorite phrase, and it's super easy and barely an inconvenience to use daily!
@@thedeadlynose5127 "wow wow wow" is fantastic too! I love these pitch meetings that have now given me awesome phrases to say. The "make like a drunken gymnast and not stick the landing at ALL!" had me dying! "It's super inappropriate" but I'm finding an excuse to use it today! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Freddy was always such a scary character. The concept of someone killing you in your sleep was really good as a kid. But looking back on this as an adult, none of the concepts make any sense and its plot holes galore.
Man, the "I don't know" catchphrase is my favourite by far. The way he looks and sounds so offended by being asked a perfectly logical question gets me every time. This series is gold.
IKR??? Believe me, it was fake looking when it was released. Looks like a rag doll. I thought maybe that was intended, because it was supposed to be a dream?? Hell, IDK. Lol!
That was the thing about older horror movies though, they were so cartoony looking in places and it had you thinking 'That's not right'. These days horror movies just rely on jump scares.
"And he did a back flip, snapped the bad guy's neck, then woke up and realized it was all a bad dream before gushing 500 gallons of blood onto the ceiling!"
But, Batman doesn't have superpowers. He's just the world's greatest detective, the world's greatest Martial Artist and the the world's greatest engineer!
@@berengustav7714 well technically she's not invulnerable, just really tough and has super strength and speed (a lot more powerful and invulnerable with her bracelets off though)
It always bugged me how there's a ton of evidence documented by professionals and witnessed by them and Nancy's mom that SOMETHING weird is going on, but everyone goes on treating Nancy like she's crazy.
To be fair, that actually makes a kind of sense with the reveal that the whole movie was a dream, because "something dangerous is obviously happening but no one believes you for no reason" is absolutely dream logic.
You should do more horror movie Pitch Meetings this month! Here are some ones I want to see: Silence of the Lambs The Shining Friday the 13th The Exorcist The Conjuring Hellraiser
@@liveactionlink8736 he's either referring to sonic "the fastest thing alive", the flash "the fastest man alive" or his sex life as the fastest "thing" alive....
"Well, first of all, she gets a book called _Booby Traps & Anti-Personnel Devices."_ (3:00) ........................................................... ...written by Kevin McCallister
the ending of this vid actually happened between West Kraven and the producer. Wes wanted it to be a single movie, and it was a nightmare, with an uplifting message at the end. The producer was like "no, I want sequel options." Also, the inflatable doll through the window was his idea and a bad one. but the soupy stairs/hallway was his idea and a good one. i saw all this in a documentary.
@@westingtyler1 well hate to say it but the producer had the right idea of it :/ if it only stayed as it was, we wouldn't have gotten the awesome films that followed and the awesome Freddy Vs Jason!
@@killeing we could have still gotten Freddy vs Jason, but yeah, we wouldn't have gotten part 3, which is probably my favorite for how campy and ridiculous it is. Although, that also means we wouldn't have gotten any past 3, so, maybe it would have been worth it.
Freddy gains power by fear which allows him to reach into reality. He plays with them to keep their fear up instead of just killing them so can gain more power.
I think it's sad to also note that immediately afterwards, he figuratively and literally takes the lives of the children he kills in order to gain strength.
@@caosisaac but some of them come off as him having to say something really specific just to be able to do a pitch meeting of something in order to still do a screen rant joke
Please do a PITCH MEETING for HIGHLANDER (1986)!!! "There can be only one." "But hasn't there been 5 movies and 3 tv shows based on this idea?" "There can be only one!" "But where do all these Immortals keep coming from?" "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!" "...Okay."
I remember seeing this movie for the first time when I was 7. For about a month afterwards, I wouldn't go into the garage alone but, more importantly, thanks to the bath scene everything time I took a dump that month I always thought some claws were gonna come up and either skewer me or drag me down the toilet hole. Somehow, this turned into a love for horror movies within a year.
"What did the cops see when they looked inside Glen's hole?" "The same thing his doctor saw." It's not a good idea to look deep into Depp. Or is it Depp in too deep?
@Arion Noble I was with you until you shouted "LIBERAL CLOWN WORLD". Then I decided you were just one of those old dudes who stands on street corners ranting at pigeons.
In Nancy's mom's defense, there's really nothing she can do about the whole " two of Nancy's friends got killed within a few days of each other" thing, but, taking her to a sleep clinic MIGHT help her sleep. Which is pretty important.
"So, she doesn't think it has anything to do with two of her friends dying horribly, within a couple days of each other? Nah, She's pretty sure it's the sleep thing,,," Nice to see a new one...
*"Thats when we reveal he has 500 gallons of blood..."* lol when i first saw that scene as a kid i honestly thout humans had that amount of blood inside em.
*"he's doing it for us in the audience..."*
Every horror movie ever 🙈
Well no, not always, sometimes it can plausibly be for terrorizing the victim in the film, the point was, this time, it wasn't.
This guy obviously doesn't like horror movies
That scene made me afraid of walls for the next month
"And that's when we reveal that he has 500 gallons of blood inside of him" You killed me man XD
"He probably would've died even if Freddy had left him alone."
That was my favorite line in this as well. 10/10
Lmfaooo
Ever laugh til your guts hurt? Well I just did.
When you put that scene in that context, it becomes funny as hell. Is that where all the blood is coming from, hell?
They missed a good line, "wow, if only Freddy was a vampire instead. He would have fed off this guy for a year."
That line killed me
"Well, I like it, you don't like it.. I wonder what option we're gonna go with.." 😂😂😂😂
Yeah, that pretty much describes 90% of the failed movies so far.
Yeah, that probably happens a lot in actual pitch meetings.
That describes 90% of employee and upper management conversation
Sounds like the democrats
sounds like WB talking to Zack Snyder.
"... Rules be dammed"
"But you're the one making the rules"
"Yeah yeah yeah"
"O-Okay"
This is what god says
You had 666 likes before mine got added. Sorry to ruin any powers your comment was acquiring.
@@kegsofvomitspit you are my biggest enemy (but thank you)
Just happened
"How do these powers work exactly?"
"Inconsistently!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Daniel Macharia 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Exactly
Bruh 😂😂😂
Inconsistency is _tight_
@@ugoeze7360 You're right. The biggest movies have major inconsistencies. Lol
"Oh booby......traps are tight"
"That was an awfully long pause sir"
Wow that was amazing and clever how you directly quoted the video.
@@medexamtoolsdotcom ikr
@@medexamtoolsdotcom yeah quoting things from the video is TIGHT!
Whoops
Sooooo funny 😂😂
“So, you have a new movie for me”
“No”
Roll credits
That should be the pitch meeting for some movie that was famous for being shelved and never becoming real. Like ghostbusters 3. Which can't be made since Egon died.
@@medexamtoolsdotcom It's being made now.
"So, I have a new movie for you."
"Covid says no."
@@medexamtoolsdotcom Even when you made this comment it was in production.
@@John231984 Whoopsie!
I have literally told people for 2 weeks now, "I'm going to need you to get alllllllllll the way off my back!" It is now my favorite phrase, and it's super easy and barely an inconvenience to use daily!
I always say "yeah yeah yeah
@@thedeadlynose5127 me too! And WHOOPSIE! 🤣🤣
@@jessicak2811 yeah I say whoops, whoopsie alot too 😂
Wow-wow-wow...
@@thedeadlynose5127 "wow wow wow" is fantastic too! I love these pitch meetings that have now given me awesome phrases to say. The "make like a drunken gymnast and not stick the landing at ALL!" had me dying! "It's super inappropriate" but I'm finding an excuse to use it today! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pitch meeting for Us
“It’s about these people meeting clones of themselves”
“Why does that sound oddly familiar?”
YES!
Was just gonna comment this and I see it’s the top comment
I don't know
Fair enough
It took me a second to get the joke but that was great.
Booooooo
Freddy was always such a scary character. The concept of someone killing you in your sleep was really good as a kid. But looking back on this as an adult, none of the concepts make any sense and its plot holes galore.
That's because it's all a dream.
@@emilychang3137 umm....
@@creatureslim mind blown !
@Podcast - SørenCast Z frl
We're going to need you to get all the way off our backs about that
He has Freddys shirt on while pitching the movie 😂
No he doesn't
llamapocolypes YT the person pitching the movie does, it’s his undershirt
nope
It's similar but not exact
@@coreyeck5266 pfft
"The police think he dragged her around on the ceiling?" LOLOLOL!!!
"Make like a drunken gymnast and not stick the landing." 😄😂🤣
I laught my butt off with that line hahaha
But as a gymnast I have to say, I've seen drunken gymnasts perform way better than their sober versions :D
"We are gonna have to make like a drunken gymnast, and you know, not stick the landing at all" classic line.
"What do the cops see when they look inside Glen's hole?"
LOL
Unclear
"Oooh, this gaping hole sure isn't TIGHT."
This is more honest than Honest Trailers XD
Debatable but i agree, kinda.
HONESTLY, you’re right😂
Pitch meetings are better
They should do a pitch meeting for honest trailers. Honest trailers should do pitch meeting
@@jamesgatz4490that idea gave me a mindgasm
Man, the "I don't know" catchphrase is my favourite by far. The way he looks and sounds so offended by being asked a perfectly logical question gets me every time. This series is gold.
I like how innocently naughty he sounds.
I personally love the confused "What?" whenever either of them says something weird.
I always laugh when I see that scene where she’s pulled through the window. I can’t take it seriously at all.
IKR??? Believe me, it was fake looking when it was released. Looks like a rag doll. I thought maybe that was intended, because it was supposed to be a dream?? Hell, IDK. Lol!
Looks like they pulled a department store mannequin through the window.
@@franciscodanconia4324 or a blow up doll
That was the thing about older horror movies though, they were so cartoony looking in places and it had you thinking 'That's not right'. These days horror movies just rely on jump scares.
"I wish I could tell ya."
"What, is it a secret?"
"No, I just don't know"
😂😂 So many movies this applies to
I read this as they said it
"And he did a back flip, snapped the bad guy's neck, then woke up and realized it was all a bad dream before gushing 500 gallons of blood onto the ceiling!"
You're killing me....
....by doing a backflip and snapping my neck
"Tell me another one."
@@MuttFitness Best way to get rid of neighbors
Roy you are my hero
"How do these powers work?"
"Inconsistently"
Me: sounds like a superhero movie
But, Batman doesn't have superpowers. He's just the world's greatest detective, the world's greatest Martial Artist and the the world's greatest engineer!
Freddie vs Ant-Man
Wonder woman,gets cut by a bullet,then physically competes with the Man Of Steel.
@@berengustav7714 😂🤷🏽♂️
@@berengustav7714 well technically she's not invulnerable, just really tough and has super strength and speed (a lot more powerful and invulnerable with her bracelets off though)
“Imma need you to get all the way off my back about Freddy’s Powers.” 😆😆😆
Well let me get all the way off that thing 😂
Pulling people through comically small windows is TIGHT
And super easy, barely an inconvenience
I'm still waiting for "that should be pretty easy, right?"
"Actually it'll be extremely difficult. A massive inconvenience"
That rotating set was both.
You're looking for the "Man of Steel" pitch meeting. It's at 4:03 of that one.
I've also heard something along the lines of "Somewhat difficult, a moderate amount of inconvenience," but forget where
That would be funny. 👍
“I got distracted by my own sentence”
85ddrummer happens to me way too often...
ADHD in a nutshell
Oh Getting distracted by your own Sentence is TIGHT
It always bugged me how there's a ton of evidence documented by professionals and witnessed by them and Nancy's mom that SOMETHING weird is going on, but everyone goes on treating Nancy like she's crazy.
it was the 80s, it checks out.
To be fair, that actually makes a kind of sense with the reveal that the whole movie was a dream, because "something dangerous is obviously happening but no one believes you for no reason" is absolutely dream logic.
That 500 gallons of blood thing was brilliant. "That's far too much blood. He probably would have died anyway if Freddy had left him alone" 😂💗
Producer: Do you think this will be a good movie franchise?
Ryan: Ya Ya Ya
Wow wow wow
Luis Sierra whoopsie
@@Starman.2957 no
Andrew The same word your mom said when you were born
@@Starman.2957 your reference didnt work there or make any sense. Maybe if someone had said Whoops
"Imma need you to get all the way off my back about that" is becoming one of favourite quotes 😂
"ok then, let me get off of that thing" 😂
Edit: forgot an emoji
I love the pure joy expressed by the studio exec about having a lizard tail.
The bit about changing the ending for sequels isn't even a joke, that's basically what happened
Was this your first "Pitch Meeting" video? 99.9% of everything the says in these videos are actually true. He just says them in a funny way.
Heard the same
That's the point of some of Ryan's jokes, they're based on stuff that actually happened
Best line: "What did the cops see when they look inside Glen's hole?"
So good...
Get ALLLLLLLL THE WAY OFF HIS BACK ABOUT THAT ONE 😠.
The cops barfed
I may have laughed way too hard at this
I guess you could say this is the Pitch Meeting of our dreams.
"Sir, I'm gunna need you to get all the way off my back about freddy kruegers powers" 🤣
"YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!" Man he looks so adorably happy with that goofy grin 😂
The Pitch Meeting that we all have been waiting to see
this one is actually quite weak. not funny.
Hehe Hehe whoops
"Oh really?"
I'm still waiting for Trolls 2
Hehe Hehe I’ll do a backflip snap the bad guys neck and save the day
"We have a ton of these on the channel" LIES. I have watched every single pitch meeting at least 5 times, there is just not enough of them.
“How does ____ Work?” And “Inconsistently” is an underrated catchphrase
"He slams her into the ceiling? How is she still sleep?"
"What's your true self?"
It's me but with much more money and a lizard tail
I felt that
So your the brother of that other guys brother suck that your just some guy without a mustache
So he's mark zuckerberg in his dreams?
@@cdh0879 *_Perty Much_*
Bruh how are everywhere
You should do more horror movie Pitch Meetings this month! Here are some ones I want to see:
Silence of the Lambs
The Shining
Friday the 13th
The Exorcist
The Conjuring
Hellraiser
Jacob Carlsen I wanna see a psycho pitch meeting
Do Romero films too
I want to see Us
I agree! We need more horror movie pitch meetings, please.
Evil Dead!
"It's me, but with much more money." I laughed way too much at that
I never thought of her mom being pulled through that tiny door window as funny. Thanks Ryan. I laughed ALOT when I watched that clip. 😄😄😄
Studio Executive Guy: Oh my gosh, this is the fastest girl alive!
Me: But she’s not the fastest THING alive!
Oh my god. He said "Oh my god!" Like dog backwards.
Is there a joke here?
@@HoraceInkling I'm currently searching for one as well. Let me know if your research results in anything
@@liveactionlink8736 he's either referring to sonic "the fastest thing alive", the flash "the fastest man alive" or his sex life as the fastest "thing" alive....
@@arthand7672 Oh... clearly. How did I miss that lol
What if they are in sleep paralysis when they are “awake” when Freddy is killing them?
I think that was the original intent.
When someone touches you, your sleep paralysis ends.
James Gatz r/cursedcomments
@@yourfbiagent6483 🤔
Also, you can't scream during sleep paralysis. You can only yell inside your own head.
I remember crying with laughter at the last scene with the mom
"Well, first of all, she gets a book called _Booby Traps & Anti-Personnel Devices."_ (3:00)
...........................................................
...written by Kevin McCallister
This pitch meeting was great, especially the ending with Johnny Depp
A pitch meeting for the film "Soylent Green" would be super easy; barely an inconvenience!
SPOILER: its PEOPLE ... 😫
@@LisaBowers Whoopsie!
I can imagine him saying *"OH MY GPD"*
Oh, Really?
"Silent Running"
"We are gonna have to make like a drunken gymnast and, you know, not stick the landing."
He sounds like Frank Drebin from Naked Gun
“okay let me get all the way off of that thing” will NEVER get old
Friday the 13th next!
“There’s going to be this iconic killer...
Wow wow wow
...in the next movie
What?”
That’s exactly why I said “in the next movie”.
Billy Hill "WOOOOOOOssshhhhhh"
I think you mean “thud”
@@scottmiller1418 nah it wooshed past his head then stuck the landing.
Understood
I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ok let me get off that thing
I am here
A T 😂😂
Whoopsie! Ok let me get off that thing! 🤣🤣🤣
Whoopsie!
"But you're the one making the rules.
Yey yea yea!"
LMAO,😂😂😂
3:50 "500 gallons of blood" I laughed at this 5 mins!!!! LOL
Whenever I need a guaranteed laugh I watch this part 😂
"Let me get off of that thing!" is one of the best
Well ok then
You need to be in every test audience. Or better yet, at every pitch meeting.
I love how no matter what is said, he smiles even if it's something sad😂
Except for the Pitch Meeting for "John Wick" when he hears that the dog dies.
"So what do the cops see when they look inside Glenns hole?"
"Well, I mean he turned to soup..."
That part killed me.
Absolute gold. " You mean the police think he dragged her all around the ceiling?" "Apparently" New favorite line.
Well, they have to make cops complete morons in movies like that.
1:40 Basically what i think is happening is as long as he starts killing them while they are asleep he can finish it even when they wake up
"If I think something's going to be cool, I'm going to do it rules be damned." LOL
New pitch meetings are TIGHT
That 500 gallons of blood bit killed me. 😂😂😂
I DIED when he said "make like a drunken gymnast and....not stick the landing at ALL!!"
That... actually would've been a great twist if the entire movie was *just* a nightmare...
the ending of this vid actually happened between West Kraven and the producer. Wes wanted it to be a single movie, and it was a nightmare, with an uplifting message at the end. The producer was like "no, I want sequel options." Also, the inflatable doll through the window was his idea and a bad one. but the soupy stairs/hallway was his idea and a good one. i saw all this in a documentary.
@@westingtyler1 well hate to say it but the producer had the right idea of it :/ if it only stayed as it was, we wouldn't have gotten the awesome films that followed and the awesome Freddy Vs Jason!
@@killeing we could have still gotten Freddy vs Jason, but yeah, we wouldn't have gotten part 3, which is probably my favorite for how campy and ridiculous it is. Although, that also means we wouldn't have gotten any past 3, so, maybe it would have been worth it.
I'd watch a compilation of all the times "Get off my back" gets said.
Same here.
1:57
🎵Lemme get offa that thing...
and dance 'til you feel better.
Lemme get offa that thing 🎶🎼
"But wasn't she holding him earlier" "Yeah, but that was different" hehe
“ALLLLLL THE WAY OFF MY BACK” lol
"what other movies you want pitches for?"
Me: "Yes"
Freddy gains power by fear which allows him to reach into reality. He plays with them to keep their fear up instead of just killing them so can gain more power.
I think it's sad to also note that immediately afterwards, he figuratively and literally takes the lives of the children he kills in order to gain strength.
i think ryan has to look through screen rant artilcles until he finds something he can associate with a pitch meeting
@@caosisaac but some of them come off as him having to say something really specific just to be able to do a pitch meeting of something in order to still do a screen rant joke
I JUST NOTICED those articles are from screen rant
@@erikwilliams1562 how big is the rock you love under? is it the same one that crushed caesar?
@@SmashLiXs SHIZAAAAA
@@promy1006 did you go berserk cause mario kept jumping off you to get to the goal poles?
Please do a PITCH MEETING for HIGHLANDER (1986)!!!
"There can be only one."
"But hasn't there been 5 movies and 3 tv shows based on this idea?"
"There can be only one!"
"But where do all these Immortals keep coming from?"
"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!"
"...Okay."
LMAO!!!
I honestly couldn’t sleep after watching that movie
I love when he talks about the ending, because that’s the one thing Wes craven let new line cinema change in his script
Friend: you cant watch all Pitch Meetings in one day
Me: "Actually it's super easy, Barely an Inconvenience"
"And what do the cops see when they look down Glens hole?" . That had me rolling 😂😁
I...never thought about the killing people while they’re awake thing. 🤯
You just do it while they sleep I suppose?
I cant wait to say "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back" to someone🤣
Did it happen?
Pitch meetings always make my day
“Traps are tight” -Ryan, Screenrant
*"Booby.............traps are tight."
Fixed it for yeah
I read that comment as Ryan Seacrest! 😆
@@AK-Drakoin you missed it.
@@courtney-ray me too!😂
I was 69th
I remember seeing this movie for the first time when I was 7. For about a month afterwards, I wouldn't go into the garage alone but, more importantly, thanks to the bath scene everything time I took a dump that month I always thought some claws were gonna come up and either skewer me or drag me down the toilet hole. Somehow, this turned into a love for horror movies within a year.
Fearfull poops are TIGHT
“We are gonna have to make like a drunken gymnast and… you know, not stick the landing at all!” Absolutely dead!
"What did the cops see when they looked inside Glen's hole?"
"The same thing his doctor saw."
It's not a good idea to look deep into Depp. Or is it Depp in too deep?
@Arion Noble I was with you until you shouted "LIBERAL CLOWN WORLD". Then I decided you were just one of those old dudes who stands on street corners ranting at pigeons.
In Nancy's mom's defense, there's really nothing she can do about the whole " two of Nancy's friends got killed within a few days of each other" thing, but, taking her to a sleep clinic MIGHT help her sleep. Which is pretty important.
I liked it more when he used to say: "oh let me get off of that thing *real* *quick* "... I miss the real quick. Bring it back please!!! 😂❤🤣
"The police think he dragged her around on the ceiling?"
"So, she doesn't think it has anything to do with two of her friends dying horribly, within a couple days of each other? Nah, She's pretty sure it's the sleep thing,,,"
Nice to see a new one...
Freddy tried to help Glenn by releasing all that blood. The man just can't get a break.
I wanna know if this guy smiles like that to people in real life lol
*"Thats when we reveal he has 500 gallons of blood..."* lol when i first saw that scene as a kid i honestly thout humans had that amount of blood inside em.
Can ya do Pitch Meetings on the Terminator films
too hard and a major inconvenience
5:43 pretty much every boss ever...
0:09 i belive that is called a fursona
In all fairness it isn’t pain that wakes them up, but being burned. The rest is pretty inconsistent though.
It's the burn not the pain... can you break this statement down for me? Ir are you having a piss.
"I will never wear pants while filming these. That's a promise."
i like the choice the mother is dragged inside trough a small window, hilarious funny.
satish8299 “hilarious funny” is now my favorite quote thank you
Love the sweater on the pitch guy...subtle...
the whole "it was all a dream" is literally perfect for a this movie
"She's the fastest girl alive" looking at you Barry
“I’m gonna need you to get off my back”
“Well let me get up off that thing.”
Lol reminds me of a Rick James song! Classic