Sharknado Pitch Meeting

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  • @tranquilrabies
    @tranquilrabies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17488

    I'm glad they finally increased the Pitch Meetings budget. That CGI spider attack was insane!

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +561

      "How did they fend off the spiders?"
      "Unclear"
      "Fair enough"

    • @TazTalksYouListen
      @TazTalksYouListen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Yeah, but they only increased the budget up to Sharknado's level.

    • @Corusame
      @Corusame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Kyler Rodgers I think you'll find they actually bite

    • @iDaVisionEnt
      @iDaVisionEnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      That was CGI?

    • @jakekayden4061
      @jakekayden4061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It scared me

  • @starwarfan8342
    @starwarfan8342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1330

    "Is that how meth works?"
    When people ask how this movie was possible.

    • @Grasslander
      @Grasslander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The movie is pier-reviewed, so they should approve. Also, it got EIGHT wows from producer guy.

    • @JacobSiegalKingOfSeagaliaBlack
      @JacobSiegalKingOfSeagaliaBlack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      StarWarFan yeah, that’s The Point Of The Video

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Being on meth is tight!

    • @cristonsloan
      @cristonsloan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Grasslander Eight is the number of legs on the spiders that they had to fight!
      Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow. Wow

    • @blairbuskirk5460
      @blairbuskirk5460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, meth is how the grips work.

  • @kunalmadan
    @kunalmadan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4415

    "What sparks the explosion?"
    "Just you know, life."
    "That'll get ya."
    2020 in a nutshell.

    • @IamJoshuaElijahReese
      @IamJoshuaElijahReese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Facts tho 😂😔

    • @1337m4n
      @1337m4n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@mattstorm6568 Everyone regardless of political affiliation agrees that 2020 is a mess; they just think it a mess for different reasons.

    • @IamJoshuaElijahReese
      @IamJoshuaElijahReese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Matt Storm Bruh, literally nobody on this thread is going down the road you are referring to. The first comment was made days ago, and nobody made it into what your trolling about.

    • @kunalmadan
      @kunalmadan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mattstorm6568 it's like you wanted this to become a political discussion, and if it did you would say "see i told you." When in fact you would have instigated it in the first place. Neither the comment nor the replies suggested or warranted anything political, it was just a joke about the year of 2020. You are the only one here it seems that wanted it otherwise, please do not push your intentions and call it "the norm."
      Thank you and have a nice day.

    • @kunalmadan
      @kunalmadan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mattstorm6568 holes*
      Like i said have a nice day

  • @Kp08og
    @Kp08og 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Shark ado is such a classic, you know everyone involved was just dying laughing at the script reads and the fact that they’ve made like 6 sequels and they get more and more ridiculous is just epic

  • @miguel2614
    @miguel2614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    “that’s the name of the movie” gets me every time

    • @ladytokoni
      @ladytokoni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Also really enjoy "he was in the first movie!"

    • @Ciborium
      @Ciborium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Roll credits!"

    • @happypuppy-i4k
      @happypuppy-i4k 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know what geta me every time? Ass. I love eating ass.
      The rib meat is the best.

    • @4n4rch1st7
      @4n4rch1st7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Roll credits”
      *ding *

  • @vega_tech
    @vega_tech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3774

    "What are the odds that this will make any money?"
    "50%. Either it does or it doesn't"

    • @cashmancool2879
      @cashmancool2879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Math equations are tight

    • @timbradshaw5481
      @timbradshaw5481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      thats brilliant

    • @raisukrusa
      @raisukrusa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@cashmancool2879 Don't you mean methematical equations?

    • @imsuperEEPY
      @imsuperEEPY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I actually for a minute thought it was from 69 years ago

    • @tahirajabeen158
      @tahirajabeen158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@imsuperEEPY me too

  • @bugjuicer
    @bugjuicer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1575

    "The story, script and CGI are really average at best"
    "That's because money is TIGHT"

  • @AscheWholeProductions
    @AscheWholeProductions 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +153

    Today I learned that "peer reviewed" has a much different meaning than I thought. This channel teaches me so much.

    • @antoy384
      @antoy384 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Pier reviewed

    • @chadrowin2956
      @chadrowin2956 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Well you either learn or don't, so 50%, that's how math works.

    • @reinhartnata47
      @reinhartnata47 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah if someone agrees with you on a youtube comment section your claim is basically peer reviewed

    • @antoy384
      @antoy384 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@reinhartnata47 That’s what we’re going with.
      I mean it’s literally… the meaning of peer review. Not to write a doc about peer reviews, but researchers literally call their friends to “peer review” their papers. Not like entire pages of Mein ***** passed peer reviews in 2017.

  • @nickwilliams2745
    @nickwilliams2745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2383

    Sharks seeing tornadoes in the movie: well if he’s in I’m in

    • @SethanderWald
      @SethanderWald 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      If he's in, I'm in.

    • @carsonrush3352
      @carsonrush3352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@SethanderWald, if he's in... I'm in.

    • @charizardjmj
      @charizardjmj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Well, if he's in........ I'm in

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Call backs to previous videos are TIGHT!

    • @bryanlorente9390
      @bryanlorente9390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Hey that's from that other thing!

  • @gregoryfenn1462
    @gregoryfenn1462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2449

    ‘That is technically “pier reviewed”.’ 😂 I love it

    • @ManiSingh-yd9dh
      @ManiSingh-yd9dh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Omg pier I get it now thank you 😂

    • @StephRae
      @StephRae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      so funny. this is really intelligent humor. I do love Pitch Meetings for that very reason. They have taken movies I would never have been interested in and made them very watchable for me. Pitch Meeting with Ryan is Tight!!

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That joke is genius xD I realized it when he mentioned the junkie at the pier.

    • @BobbySacamano
      @BobbySacamano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thegrayyernaut ...or "drunk guy." Either way ;)

    • @sgtbaker81
      @sgtbaker81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I want a pier reviewed tshirts

  • @shykorustotora
    @shykorustotora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4583

    "It's called Sharknado"
    "I'm listening.."
    "I completely understand, thanks for your- Wait, you're actually listening!?"
    Is probably the most accurate part of this entire pitch XD

    • @shykorustotora
      @shykorustotora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I guess cus I summed it up so well, there's just nothing more to say :P

    • @shykorustotora
      @shykorustotora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Halo fan Thanks~

    • @KenjaTimu
      @KenjaTimu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It actually had a lot of potential. It should have been a comedy. You know, on purpose.

    • @billybadass3056
      @billybadass3056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@KenjaTimu it was

    • @michellesutton802
      @michellesutton802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He literally roasted the movie
      Lol

  • @RichardX1
    @RichardX1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    This might be the first time a Pitch Meeting sketch might have actually been 100% accurate to the real pitch meeting for the movie.

    • @shikharraje
      @shikharraje 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      First time? 😂

    • @spi6455
      @spi6455 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Yeah. He even quoted everyone word for word in this one! Complete with that spider attack. I should know. I was off screen! ... Wait, aren't you that drunk guy from the pier?

    • @antoy384
      @antoy384 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah that movie is tight. No really, it’s so bad I think the only thing that drags people to see it is that the title sounds intriguing.

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Always is

    • @dashx1103
      @dashx1103 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@shikharraje I always just assumed these were actual re-enactments of actual pitch meetings. Is that not right? Mind blown.

  • @patovaquero3005
    @patovaquero3005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1286

    “50%, either it was or it wasn’t”
    I have never, ever laughed so ugly in my life
    Genius

    • @MatiZ815
      @MatiZ815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Best line. I'm stealing it.

    • @melontusk7358
      @melontusk7358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      fantastic, I'm learning so much

    • @josephblot4472
      @josephblot4472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yo I was too lmaoo 😄

    • @MarcosAnguiano
      @MarcosAnguiano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Best line ever, also stealing it.

    • @ronyorobio7096
      @ronyorobio7096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Agreed. That was gold. And it is funnier because in real life that is how people miss use statistics.

  • @deviles
    @deviles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3217

    "What are the odds?""
    "50% Either it was or it wasnt."
    This sounds like a line from a terry pratchett novel.

    • @countluke2334
      @countluke2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      The Terry Pratchett line is actually "One in a million, but it just might work." I think it's "Guards, Guards", definately one of the City Watch books. Then there is this discussion according to which chances of one in a million always work, but let's hope its not 1:999,999 or 1:1,000,001 because then they'd be in real trouble.

    • @deviles
      @deviles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@countluke2334 Yes you are right, but also am I. Both versions appear in the books. (im just reading throiugh all of them^^)

    • @rhabeldibabeldi6812
      @rhabeldibabeldi6812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@countluke2334 Damn you I wanted to comment the same (only 5 month late, what are the odds?)

    • @zeniths823
      @zeniths823 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      its like pastor's line from young sheldon

    • @bannor99
      @bannor99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that's how to calculate odds when buying lottery tickets - 0% if you don't buy, 50% if you do

  • @stratoskdns7179
    @stratoskdns7179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    "It must be hard to carry a TH-cam channel alone."
    "Actually, super easy, barely an inconvenience."

    • @orangebpumpkin5676
      @orangebpumpkin5676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And his own channel too!

    • @ChrisParayno
      @ChrisParayno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's the thing the guy says😆😆

    • @georgiad4939
      @georgiad4939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “You back must hurt from carrying screen rant”
      “Yeah yeah yeah”

    • @zackdv7223
      @zackdv7223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow wow wow wow wow wow

    • @victorstiles8946
      @victorstiles8946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh yeah this is screen rant
      I keep forgetting

  • @paolocaldato2301
    @paolocaldato2301 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This pitch meeting is some of your finest work, in an already excellent catalogue.
    One of the things I loved about this movie was the climactic battle at the end, with the sharks swirling around in the tornado eating people, and then - when the hero kills them with a handgun - falling out of the tornado. As if they had been intentionally flying whilst alive.

  • @joselkylebalagtas3524
    @joselkylebalagtas3524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2624

    "What sparks the explosion?"
    "Just, you know life."
    "That'll get ya."
    That actually got me. 😂

    • @aydenator27
      @aydenator27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      life

    • @queenofnevers6990
      @queenofnevers6990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      In 2020 I wouldn't be surprised at all

    • @judyavril123
      @judyavril123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It always does😂

    • @Tyler-si2rj
      @Tyler-si2rj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      he wasnt wrong

    • @LegendaryDorkKnight
      @LegendaryDorkKnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bro, my luck is so damn bad. If that happened to me, I wouldn't even bat an eye.

  • @adityagupta97
    @adityagupta97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    "What are the odds?"
    "50%, either it was or it wasn't"
    Those are some Schrödinger's sharks.

    • @nithishprabhu1259
      @nithishprabhu1259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Quantum Meth

    • @ashanahenry6382
      @ashanahenry6382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂

    • @alexanderkilburg7415
      @alexanderkilburg7415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Reminds me of my airtight logic about speeding: If you drive twice as fast, you're half as likely to come across a bad driver.

    • @dipdop9734
      @dipdop9734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexanderkilburg7415 Aren't you just as likely to come across a bad driver? You'll just pass them twice as fast

    • @waltermh111
      @waltermh111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dipdop9734 You are missing and ruining the joke. His analogy was better.

  • @turntsnaco824
    @turntsnaco824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2858

    Can we take a moment to appreciate that this could have been the final episode of Pitch Meeting if they hadn't managed to fight off the spiders?

    • @kamyafred3114
      @kamyafred3114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Stellvia Hoenheim 😂😂

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Stellvia Hoenheim I find spiders in my home all the time, it adds up.

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Legend has it they’re still lurking just off screen

    • @Chladas77
      @Chladas77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      how can you know they are not spiders in human costumes?

    • @malahammer
      @malahammer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You sure they weren't sharkders?

  • @jedimasterbazz
    @jedimasterbazz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    I usually love Pitch Meetings but the "peer review" joke was an absolute classic!

    • @jamiealexander7385
      @jamiealexander7385 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oh, young jedimaster...actually, it's a "pier review". Much to learn do you have...

    • @davidlane1248
      @davidlane1248 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You're using the word "but" wrong

    • @DoomOfTheNoldor
      @DoomOfTheNoldor ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And you hate absolute classics, I take it?

    • @bewilderbeestie
      @bewilderbeestie 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was expecting the paper to be yellow and dripping.

    • @UmatsuObossa
      @UmatsuObossa 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Saying 'but' here implies you DON'T love "absoliute classic" jokes.

  • @unlyricallyrics4152
    @unlyricallyrics4152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    "It's called Sharknado"
    "Okay I'm listening"
    "I completely understand thanks for your tim..wait you're listening??"
    Lmao that's great

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I found the best way to watch Sharknado was to FF right over all the talky talk and get right to the attack scenes.
      Much shorter movie and I lolled out loud laughingly.

  • @cunnifferous3245
    @cunnifferous3245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Why does this movie fit as a Pitch Meeting so well?!

    • @AtlasofSol
      @AtlasofSol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Probably because of the low production value

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't know.

    • @football4life85
      @football4life85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Romain Savioz I think u mean VERY HIGH production value

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@football4life85 oupsie

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kyler Rodgers 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @Operafan24601
    @Operafan24601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4548

    My son is autistic and is doing extended school year online. He was doing math problems on Zoom with his class and said to his teacher that the problems were "super easy, barely an inconvenience." At times he would throw in a "yeah yeah yeah yeah."

    • @mantonythe1st
      @mantonythe1st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Making pitch meetings for all the Sharknado movies would be tight.
      Also, I'm so glad you finally did a pitch meeting for Sharknado - if any film deserved the pitch meeting treatment, it was this film. Made me so happy to see this in recently uploaded.

    • @SORRYBUTYOURENEXT
      @SORRYBUTYOURENEXT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      He is the chosen one.

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How do you know that?

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@mantonythe1st Why did you wrote this comment as an answer to another comment?

    • @blazer3756
      @blazer3756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

  • @MonsoonGeek
    @MonsoonGeek ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Pier reviewed/peer reviewed is one of the most underrated puns in the history of Pitch Meeting.

    • @timothyswindell4924
      @timothyswindell4924 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That isn't a pun.

    • @DevilWearsAdidas
      @DevilWearsAdidas 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@timothyswindell4924 ...it is. It fits every criteria for a pun.

    • @DevilWearsAdidas
      @DevilWearsAdidas 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My favorite is still going to be 2 chi chis fighting and he calls it a four-chis pizza for the dragon ball evolution PM.

    • @davidlacoste
      @davidlacoste 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I was not ready for it.

    • @MrMindcoder
      @MrMindcoder 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Science puns are TIGHT!

  • @ohnonotthisguyagain7617
    @ohnonotthisguyagain7617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1337

    This made me want a Dragonball: Evolution Pitch meeting so bad. These pitch meetings for the horrible movies are top-notch

    • @elliottfussell3523
      @elliottfussell3523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @Wrong Think you're not missing anything

    • @j1337-l1n
      @j1337-l1n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      the poor guy had to sit through cats and the emoji movie don't make him sit through another abomination

    • @thehomiedan6378
      @thehomiedan6378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Wrong Think Man your blessed

    • @ZillDiddlY
      @ZillDiddlY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that would be cool but id have to bang my head on the wall a few times so I can forget it again .

    • @askpatrick
      @askpatrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought it was only me. That it was just extra awesome because I'm drunk.

  • @chip5892
    @chip5892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    I love how he proceeds to hold up the ‘Scienk’ paper for the rest of the pitch.
    Until ‘Meth’ came along.

    • @hyperrunner8531
      @hyperrunner8531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Meth definitely provides a logical explanation to why Sharknado got made

    • @RaneBoDasch
      @RaneBoDasch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pretty sure this movie wasn't even gonna get made...until meth came along

    • @happypuppy-i4k
      @happypuppy-i4k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love eating ass.
      The rib meat is the best.

  • @pentelegomenon1175
    @pentelegomenon1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    I love this one because it's got such a happy ending. The writer with no credibility finally realized his dream of selling a Sharknado script, and the producer with no money finally realized his dream of getting money.

    • @brantleyhester6641
      @brantleyhester6641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And they both learned about scinenk and meth! Two very important things

    • @janwarlock
      @janwarlock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@brantleyhester6641 wowowowowowowowowowowowow...wow

  • @obiwanfx
    @obiwanfx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Honestly I respect the sharknado makers for having the balls to come up with this thing

    • @theparadoxgamingofficial369
      @theparadoxgamingofficial369 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      and they made 6 of those 😂

    • @jordancave3089
      @jordancave3089 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@theparadoxgamingofficial369that’s the killer for me lol who tf watches these things enough for them to make 5 sequels??😂😂

    • @theparadoxgamingofficial369
      @theparadoxgamingofficial369 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@jordancave3089 well i did 😆😆😆
      They are good for a laugh. Nothing more.

    • @kingcosworth2643
      @kingcosworth2643 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@jordancave3089 These 'so bad they're good' movies are a true gift from God, the clincher though is can't want to make one, that never works

    • @alexscrimpshire8761
      @alexscrimpshire8761 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      They will never be ‘fin’ished

  • @tskmaster3837
    @tskmaster3837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    "Here's the pitch... Sharknado!"
    "Shark NATO? A union of Atlantic rim nations formed to combat a giant alien shark invasion?"
    [hides script] "Yes sir!"

    • @nickmurphy2936
      @nickmurphy2936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      With the tagline Pacific Fin

    • @GoatPopsicle
      @GoatPopsicle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That would fit perfectly inside the DCEU. *Waterman 2: Time for Negotiations*

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Not gonna lie.
      If it has a ton of horrible cgi effects, I'd watch it!

    • @berkpick
      @berkpick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A much better movie

    • @teresasevy1563
      @teresasevy1563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Does NATO get eaten by sharks? 'Cause I, um, I want to see that movie.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3205

    The house being flooded and full of sharks inside, when there's no flood outside, was even dumber and more senseless than tornadoes dropping hungry sharks on people. Especially since the house was ON A HILL!

    • @Eisinas
      @Eisinas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      scienk and meth proves that

    • @SuMaSLo
      @SuMaSLo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      @@Eisinas I'm sure there was a lot of meth involved while writing the script.
      And multiple scienkists.

    • @swangelok
      @swangelok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      If you are going to get technical...

    • @RageUnchained
      @RageUnchained 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Look man, what do expect from you a film written whilst using the butt end of a loaded revolver to smash up meth rocks and snort them?

    • @frankmcgovern5445
      @frankmcgovern5445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I don't KNOW.

  • @itriggerpeople4433
    @itriggerpeople4433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    This should have started with, "So you have a TRAVESTY for me?"

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes sir, I do.

    • @onehungryboy9438
      @onehungryboy9438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@chasehedges6775 "The title is Sharknado!"
      *Wow this already sounds awful, let's make it!*

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Unfortunately sir, I do"!
      I'll never understand HOW they are able to keep making these"

    • @ifeanyiduruaku1244
      @ifeanyiduruaku1244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This movie must be the stupidest stuff of all time🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. The house is flooded but the streets are dry, sharks can fly now and breath on dry land, life ignites gas tanks...lol

    • @tupa12
      @tupa12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3 have so many plot holes it might be the funniest one you
      Ever do.

  • @kantstenchonthemel5641
    @kantstenchonthemel5641 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You have to come back to good old classic pitch meetings from time to time. One of my favourites!

  • @RamseyDewey
    @RamseyDewey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2725

    Is there a pitch meeting for "Snakes on a Plane"? Because there should be.

    • @mattmac6069
      @mattmac6069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      What are you doing here?

    • @TW2Vlog
      @TW2Vlog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ^^ This

    • @nevermoresaiththeraven1964
      @nevermoresaiththeraven1964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Omg yes!!!!!

    • @pimpdaddy312
      @pimpdaddy312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      omg please do snakes on a plane!!

    • @youngsirzo
      @youngsirzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Will it be hard to come up with a pitch meeting for Snakes on a Plane?
      Actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @Crick1952
    @Crick1952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    "Just, ya know... life."
    I think we found a new Pitch Meeting meme

  • @technomage6736
    @technomage6736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2520

    "What are the odds?"
    "50%, either it was or it wasn't"
    Omfg that's an instant legend 🤣

    • @AkariC
      @AkariC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I told that to my math teacher when he asked what the probability was of two people of a group that have birthday on the same day. I felt smart back then.

    • @arunk-vc
      @arunk-vc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I have felt challenged in probability so much that this made sense even though it shouldn't

    • @Sobriebaby
      @Sobriebaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Technically in a binomial distribution it is. Either it's one outcome or the other so he is right and it math.

    • @Kilmoran
      @Kilmoran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Also, that is exactly how "METH" works.

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm so going to use that!

  • @Will_7x
    @Will_7x ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Man... almost 3 years and this is still my favorite pitch meeting. Your greatest work IMO lol

    • @PhateKills
      @PhateKills ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m rewatching too 😂 so damn funny.

  • @jjun2891
    @jjun2891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    "that doesn't seem possible"
    "Yeah, I know it's going to be great."
    "I mean physically."
    "Yeah, he takes him down physically."

  • @aymisyoutube
    @aymisyoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    4:31 “wow what sparks the explosion?” “just- you know life” “that’ll get cha”

    • @thedraconian4142
      @thedraconian4142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep, that IS what he said!

    • @aymisyoutube
      @aymisyoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Noah Carriere it sure is

    • @KTKZon58
      @KTKZon58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truer words have never been spoken

    • @aymisyoutube
      @aymisyoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Karen The kat ZON you get it

    • @MrMelonGuy42
      @MrMelonGuy42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      will you respond to this 2 years later

  • @Korohpu
    @Korohpu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "50 percent, either it was or it wasn't!"
    *screams in monty-hall problem*

  • @areyoufriendly
    @areyoufriendly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Never thought I’d see Sharknado, but now I’m compelled.
    Thanks, Writer guy and Producer guy! 👍

    • @thomasneal9291
      @thomasneal9291 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It actually IS a hilarious movie. you just have to complete suspend your sense of reality. entirely.

    • @DefaultFlame
      @DefaultFlame 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They increasingly lean into the stupidity as they go from sequel to sequel and somehow it ends up very entertaining. Especially how sharknadoes are just a thing that happens regularly after this, with all of humanity kinda just uniting in hatred against the apocalyptic shark menace.

  • @nathanjplatt
    @nathanjplatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    "What sparks the explosion?" "Just...you know....life"
    "That'll get ya"
    That sums up 2020

    • @TheMyrmo
      @TheMyrmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      .... yeah.

    • @WesMordine
      @WesMordine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The film secretly takes place in 2020.

    • @nathanjplatt
      @nathanjplatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@WesMordine This makes total sense....That explains so much

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Every movie in the 90s especially Michael Bay lol

    • @amorphoussolid8512
      @amorphoussolid8512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Went looking for this comment. It was super easy ... barely an inconvenience :)

  • @NoNo-wz5yv
    @NoNo-wz5yv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1745

    “That’s the blood of a man that was alive a few seconds ago”
    “Yeah perfect time for a period joke”

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      "Disrespecting the dead is TIGHT !"

    • @46chambersoflife
      @46chambersoflife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Should also have a dick joke inserted in there

    • @PiOfficial
      @PiOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea we all saw the video actually

    • @brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356
      @brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@PiOfficial ok? He was just commenting his favourite part I of the video

    • @PiOfficial
      @PiOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356 no he was just directly copying the video we saw and putting in the comments in some gay attempt at scoring internet points

  • @juic3box312
    @juic3box312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    The more "wow's" I hear the better my day gets.

    • @AtlasofSol
      @AtlasofSol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wow wow wow.

    • @ToyInsanity
      @ToyInsanity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow wow wow wow.

    • @yee5074
      @yee5074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      woww

    • @leahluostarinen
      @leahluostarinen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow wow wow!!!

    • @hyperjank5129
      @hyperjank5129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

  • @TheCapnMorgan
    @TheCapnMorgan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This was absolutely hilarious. That spider attack was insane

  • @marcusgabrielson9616
    @marcusgabrielson9616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    The amount of times producer guy says “why” perfectly sums up this movie

  • @WoolfJ35
    @WoolfJ35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1925

    The fact that the Sharknado franchise is 1. a franchise and 2. still going strong is something that I'm amazed about.

    • @avinashtyagi2
      @avinashtyagi2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Money

    • @adelucas4824
      @adelucas4824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      And they are so bad they are awesome

    • @gummysnacksandknives9229
      @gummysnacksandknives9229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      There's 6 of them. And it's incredible

    • @mediocri5y
      @mediocri5y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@adelucas4824 exactly

    • @martinacosta3821
      @martinacosta3821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@gummysnacksandknives9229 wait, there are 6 of them? Really? I knew about only two, damn, but then again theres like 100 fast and furious so it makes sense

  • @silverstarlightproductions1292
    @silverstarlightproductions1292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    "And then they run away from a giant ferris wheel."
    "Can't they just run to the side?"
    "No because all of these characters have graduated from the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things."

    • @LAReyGo
      @LAReyGo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      With Honors!

    • @magoilic1048
      @magoilic1048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Quoting other awesome movie channels is tight!

    • @silverTabbed
      @silverTabbed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The "Prometheus School of Running Away From Things"

    • @TheJuRK
      @TheJuRK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Still waiting for the Pitch Meeting for Prometheus! And Alien Covenant!

    • @revan0890
      @revan0890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ding!

  • @sassyscribe8642
    @sassyscribe8642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    One positive from 2020 is there was a Sharknado marathon on TV so I watched the entire series. May never have even watched the first one otherwise. The over-the-top events in these movies were a great stress-reliever. Would love to see Ryan do pitch meetings for other movies in the franchise when things get really crazy.

  • @ethanwallmusic
    @ethanwallmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "Ya know, life."
    "That'll get to ya."
    mood for all of 2020

    • @alliecat84
      @alliecat84 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, it’s been the mood since 2020 😅

  • @jojogpt
    @jojogpt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    "What are the odds?"
    "50%. Either it was or it wasn't"
    The elegance of mathematics here is astounding.

    • @liammckinley2976
      @liammckinley2976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I think you mean methemetics

    • @acidic_pasta_sauce906
      @acidic_pasta_sauce906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You mean Methamatics.

    • @jojogpt
      @jojogpt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@acidic_pasta_sauce906 lol

    • @jojogpt
      @jojogpt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@liammckinley2976 🤣

    • @AtheistGamerz
      @AtheistGamerz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Methematix you mean?

  • @AdamLacy228
    @AdamLacy228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    "That is technically "pier" reviewed." 😂 Ryan doesn't fail.

    • @debbieandrews2624
      @debbieandrews2624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "What sparks the explosion?"
      "Just you know, life."
      "That'll get ya."
      2020 in a nutshell.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He could also have had it be reviewed by a guy who was peeing, and then it would have been peer reviewed. And it's not perfect, but he could also have had it reviewed by a peeping tom, and then it would be peerer reviewed.

    • @joefelice5062
      @joefelice5062 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re not wrong.

  • @afr0cuban57
    @afr0cuban57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1753

    The scary part is, at one point this movie was actually pitched to an executive in real life and he green lit it…
    Let that sink in

    • @my3dviews
      @my3dviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Six times actually.

    • @AndrewCheshire
      @AndrewCheshire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I don't want to let it sink in, because there are SHARKS down there.

    • @MrRaydennis1980
      @MrRaydennis1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      I've often wondered if at the Syfy channel they occasionally get an actually good script on their desk and the executive is like "well, yeah, it's pretty good but where's the humiliation for everyone involved?"

    • @mungosmungo8694
      @mungosmungo8694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      If you only new how the asylum worked...

    • @samus88
      @samus88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Not really tho. This is a low-budget parody movie done badly on purpose. The pitch is "let's make a shitty movie", literally.

  • @salamander7154
    @salamander7154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1790

    I never thought that "pancake sharks are TIGHT" would be a sentence I would ever hear or be cheering at but here we are

    • @FriendlyNeighborhoodNitpicker
      @FriendlyNeighborhoodNitpicker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      More likes would be tight!

    • @imjoeimjoe
      @imjoeimjoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When he said this line it felt like he was in a real rush to get this done like it wasn't worth his time lol.

    • @scottbesem3701
      @scottbesem3701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do you usually think about sentences you could possibly hear one day?

    • @josephmann9624
      @josephmann9624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, you can't go wrong with a wobbegong. It's rhymes, so it's true.

  • @kobeangelesdamelio
    @kobeangelesdamelio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2790

    I’m mad that the “fin” joke hit me at the same time as it hit him

    • @Theepieguy
      @Theepieguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Like a fish outta water?

    • @cutestbear3327
      @cutestbear3327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      wowowowowowowowowowowow...wow

    • @lonely8070
      @lonely8070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Bass went unnoticed though.

    • @jobri5688
      @jobri5688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know they're the same guy right.

    • @kobeangelesdamelio
      @kobeangelesdamelio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jobri5688 Why are you telling me this as if that isn’t extremely obvious?

  • @Epwjeqfsmnbo523
    @Epwjeqfsmnbo523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    When he jumps into the shark with a running chainsaw and succeeds in killing the shark, how does he NOT also kill the girl?

  • @abevigoata5761
    @abevigoata5761 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5:18 That advanced statistics lesson was tight!!

  • @MS-uz4ix
    @MS-uz4ix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Nothing like “Pier Reviewed Sienck” to give authenticity to a movie. Think I’ll revisit “Jawed” that other shark movie after I watch this.

  • @Colin-kh6kp
    @Colin-kh6kp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    That was about 15 “wows” for the Finn pun, that’s high praise.

    • @reginaldmankowski4267
      @reginaldmankowski4267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Andy Sambergs Nic Cage wants to know why he’s not in this movie!

    • @zuraimiyahya73
      @zuraimiyahya73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He heard the actor there got fed

    • @juansinropa2490
      @juansinropa2490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't understand how the wows get me every single time

    • @bd______og
      @bd______og ปีที่แล้ว

      Wowowowowowowowowow

  • @blindbrailleable
    @blindbrailleable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    "You're not wrong" hundreds of minutes of cinemasins "Prometheus school of running away from things" comes to mind.

    • @fluke770
      @fluke770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OMG that was tight. 😂

    • @fletcherbrown2776
      @fletcherbrown2776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That was a tight crossover coming to mind

    • @blindbrailleable
      @blindbrailleable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@fletcherbrown2776 wow wow wow wow wow. Wow.

    • @347Jimmy
      @347Jimmy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jurassic Park took it in a whole new direction with Prometheus School Of Climbing Away From Falling Things
      Added a whole extra dimension

    • @marcg210
      @marcg210 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And who can forget the Game of Thrones running away in a straight line... do not deviate!

  • @zakunick1
    @zakunick1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    This is more Sharknado than I’ve ever seen, and it’s going to stay that way. Perfect.

    • @zakunick1
      @zakunick1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ll keep that in mind for a rainy day.

    • @floridaman6982
      @floridaman6982 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its good bro! just flat out ridiculous

    • @Deborita777
      @Deborita777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seeing Matt Layer getting eaten as Al Rocker was trying to kill the shark was worth the whole movie sequels right there! All Roker's "sharknado" forecasts was my ultimate favorite bit from the entire series.

  • @samuelparchment1908
    @samuelparchment1908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “Thanks for your time, wait, you’re LISTENING?!?” Yup. That about sums up the pitch for this movie.

  • @cryofpaine
    @cryofpaine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "50%, either it was or it wasn't." No joke, a teacher friend of mine was telling me about a student of his that made that argument.

    • @purpleganja2
      @purpleganja2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It is a good argument!

    • @purpleganja2
      @purpleganja2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@superbeltman6197 50%, either it's ''you're'' or it's not!

    • @amanilee7708
      @amanilee7708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Ridwan Ademola it depends on the question. If someone asked what is the probability that she was in the shark then it is 50/50. She either is or isn't. But when you ask what are the chances of finding the exact same shark that she was swallowed by, then you consider all the other sharks.

    • @HagenvonEitzen
      @HagenvonEitzen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Without prior knowledge, the only unbiased choice is indeed 50/50 - we might however use Bayesian statistics to infer better estimates by chainsawing a few more sharks

    • @superbeltman6197
      @superbeltman6197 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ridwan Ademola I did some research and either sharks don't have territory or it is inconclusive depending on sourse

  • @grobblin
    @grobblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Scienk & Meth: These two papers contain the sum total of all human knowledge.

    • @MorganEdgy
      @MorganEdgy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Knowleg*

    • @3rdalbum
      @3rdalbum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's like two books I read that contain the sum of human knowledge: "What They Teach You At Harvard Business School", and "What They Don't Teach You At Harvard Business School".

    • @Jordan-gh1pw
      @Jordan-gh1pw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      3rdAlbum underrated comment this needs more likes

    • @grobblin
      @grobblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3rdalbum haha that may or may not be what I was thinking of

    • @1337m4n
      @1337m4n 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@3rdalbum Theoretically true

  • @Psychobabble6
    @Psychobabble6 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is one of my favorite intros to a Pitch Meeting. Screenwriter guy getting so excited is so funny. I like how Ryan doesn’t dwell on it, like Screenwriter guy saying “I thought you were going to reject me!” Or something. He just gets excited, and that’s enough to get the joke across. It’s really tight writing, really well executed.

  • @hamhawk2401
    @hamhawk2401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "what sparked the explosion?"
    "I don't know, life?"
    "That'll getcha"
    I laughed so hard that I fell down the stairs

    • @TicoTimeCR
      @TicoTimeCR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did that on 50% if the lines in this pitch meeting.

    • @killfacebalor2474
      @killfacebalor2474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you manage to avoid the shark in the bloody water at the bottom?

    • @killfacebalor2474
      @killfacebalor2474 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TicoTimeCR meaning: you either did or you didn't?

    • @XVegeraX
      @XVegeraX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TicoTimeCR YOU GOTTA STAY AWAY FROM STAIRS SIR!

    • @killfacebalor2474
      @killfacebalor2474 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Furyan Auror Touche!

  • @xord1946
    @xord1946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    "Why aren't they running to the side a little?"
    "Well, they went to the Prometh... wait this is not my script"

    • @thejiggy
      @thejiggy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I also thought that would have been a nice crossover haha, setting up the TH-camverse

    • @lananiella
      @lananiella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I heard that automatically in my head too. PM, Honest Trailers and Everything Wrong With videos have ruined me forever. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For those wondering what got cut off, "They went to the Prometheus school of running away from things." Which is not actually said in the cinemasins video on Prometheus AFAICT.

    • @stillwatersrundeep001
      @stillwatersrundeep001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@njnjhjh8918 Literally every movie director went to that school though TBH

    • @kyleestavio6942
      @kyleestavio6942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God damn I completely forgot about Cinemasins. After he just started reuploading old videos I stopped watching the channel.

  • @commentcopbadge6665
    @commentcopbadge6665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Funniest twins everrrrr! Ryan is a little bit more funny than George though. A tad bit.

    • @shenglong9818
      @shenglong9818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think it's the same person.

    • @BLAH1347ify
      @BLAH1347ify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@shenglong9818 that's the joke dude 🤭😆

    • @GeorgeVenturi
      @GeorgeVenturi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      actually they are no twins, they are triplets, but Jerome is kind of shy

    • @veryamazingandcreativename
      @veryamazingandcreativename 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Idk man, George is funnier to me

    • @ddegn
      @ddegn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't think they're really twins. They just found two guys who look similar.

  • @BatmanFan76
    @BatmanFan76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    0:05 “I completely understand. Thanks for your ti- WAIT, YOUR LISTENING?”

  • @Angelcrop97
    @Angelcrop97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    Hey, there is this movie "Rubber", its about a car tyre that kills people in the desert by exploding their heads. Pls do a Pitch Meeting about rubber

    • @davidjsaul
      @davidjsaul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      There's also a horror movie called Tree about a killer tree, which is every bit as ridiculous as it sounds. Both would be brilliant pitch meetings! 😂

    • @nicholasfitzgerald585
      @nicholasfitzgerald585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I remember that movie. Hilarious

    • @albertnormal6834
      @albertnormal6834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Gods what a weird movie. There's also this subplot of a group of tourists watching the people being killed like it's a tv show or an experiment, until the tire starts killing them as well. Or something like that, it's been a while since I watched it.

    • @fostinator69
      @fostinator69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Should be called ruber

    • @fostinator69
      @fostinator69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@davidjsaul guess that idea was done multiple times... Like the happening. Do a pitch meeting for the happening

  • @emanuelapritchard6746
    @emanuelapritchard6746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    This is still one of the funniest pitch meetings. I have watched it too many times and I still crack up.

    • @theonlygoodlookinghabsburg2081
      @theonlygoodlookinghabsburg2081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same, I frequently come back to this masterpiece.

    • @siddharth1010
      @siddharth1010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ryan peaked in this one😂

    • @bigdaddychacha
      @bigdaddychacha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed; everything just hits perfectly in this one. 50%, either it was or it wasn’t, “pier-reviewed,” “the blood of a man who living and breathing just moments ago” (paraphrasing), etc…every joke in this one just works flawlessly.

    • @theonlygoodlookinghabsburg2081
      @theonlygoodlookinghabsburg2081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bigdaddychacha It's like good piece of music or poetry, all the notes or words flaw perfectly.

    • @realitymatters4745
      @realitymatters4745 ปีที่แล้ว

      Working on my 5th time now just gets better..WOW wow wow wow wow..

  • @user-Jay178
    @user-Jay178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I like in the start and the guy was so surprised by his idea being take seriously. Great video

  • @ryanperkins8127
    @ryanperkins8127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The quick, subtle jokes are by far my most favorite part of this channel

  • @Zakariyasen
    @Zakariyasen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    "How did this script make it to production?"
    "Unclear"
    "That works"

  • @derekjancart215
    @derekjancart215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    “What sparks the explosion?”
    “Life”
    “Life will do that”

    • @savage4749
      @savage4749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Bro that's so deep it has me in tears*

    • @muserweaver
      @muserweaver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Life, uhh, finds a way

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That'll getcha

  • @johnaeryns5364
    @johnaeryns5364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I feel like more cocaine was involved in the actual pitch meeting.

    • @CaptHC
      @CaptHC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And Meth. More Meth

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And hookers. More hookers.

    • @carterphil8520
      @carterphil8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Meth and Scienk

    • @mrjanssen3856
      @mrjanssen3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And strawberries

    • @mrjanssen3856
      @mrjanssen3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its always hard to get fresh strawberries

  • @Lindon48
    @Lindon48 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    5:28 METH IS MY FAVORITE FRUIT!

  • @andrewabbott1741
    @andrewabbott1741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    "Its peer reviewed."
    "Multiple scientists looked at that?"
    "No, I showed it to a drunk guy on a peer."
    I have never, ever, laughed so hard in my life.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      *pier
      If you look (peer) at it, your way of spelling it a...peers to be correct.
      Oooh. Oooh. "There is no I in peer review. Well, in the peer part anyway. And review has We. But backwards"

    • @julieschooler
      @julieschooler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I almost choked on my lunch at that. Brilliant.

    • @seanbrown8277
      @seanbrown8277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pier homonyms are tight!

    • @Medicbythesquare
      @Medicbythesquare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Best science joke I've heard in years

    • @albertgein3082
      @albertgein3082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Technically pier reviewed

  • @mfauz96
    @mfauz96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    “Oh fin! That’s what a shark has!”
    “Wowowowowowowowowowow”

  • @scottmialltablet
    @scottmialltablet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "Is that how meth works?" "It is, actually."
    I think that perfectly sums up the entire Sharknado franchise.

  • @robinalonso-desouza7245
    @robinalonso-desouza7245 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think of all the Producer/Writer duos we've seen in this series, these two get along the best.

  • @TheBoordumBroadcast
    @TheBoordumBroadcast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "What causes the explosion?"
    "Life"
    "That'll get ya"

    • @Yorana9069
      @Yorana9069 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sean S 😂😂😂😂

  • @maxkogan3785
    @maxkogan3785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "What sparks the explosion?"
    "Just, you know, life?"
    "That'll getcha"
    Quote of the video and kinda true 😂

  • @Rekuzan
    @Rekuzan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    "And so the guy does a back flip, snaps the shark's neck & saves the day!"

    • @milesmiscevich4161
      @milesmiscevich4161 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts

    • @monsoon861
      @monsoon861 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @smittenwerbenjagermanjense1268
      @smittenwerbenjagermanjense1268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sharks don't have necks

    • @dariushcreates
      @dariushcreates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@monsoon861 "Sharks don't have necks though."
      "Listen, Sir. I'm gonna need you to get waaaaay off my back here"

    • @jamaul1391
      @jamaul1391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@smittenwerbenjagermanjense1268 listen sir we're going to need you to get all the way of our backs.

  • @Colinkrauss1
    @Colinkrauss1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The guy that goes down in ankle deep water is frickin hilarious😂
    Even with no budget, just go 100 feet back til it’s like 4 feet deep

  • @toptenguy1
    @toptenguy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    2:14 : "Can't they run a little to the side or something?"
    -No, because they went to the Prometheus school of running away from things! *DING*!

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s called adrenaline and instinct.

    • @obsidianjane2267
      @obsidianjane2267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TF2Fan101 Its called lazy writing and storyboarding.

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Obsidian Jane If a giant object was falling towards you, would you think rationally in a moment like that with fear and adrenaline driving you?

    • @Heron11177
      @Heron11177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I see you are a person of culture
      You CAN enjoy Pitch Meetings and CinemaSins

    • @annahappen7036
      @annahappen7036 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see whatcha did there😉

  • @Darkflamecrusader
    @Darkflamecrusader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1941

    "Can they run a little to the side or something?"
    "Yeah, but they're not gonna."
    Ah yes, The Prometheus School of Running Away From Things.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      *ding*

    • @dhollsynthmusic
      @dhollsynthmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Sharknado was first, so the once-great Ridley Scott is copying b-movies now.

    • @emmylouispog
      @emmylouispog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ding

    • @everburn
      @everburn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      A man of culture I see.

    • @Johanna77777-z
      @Johanna77777-z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same as if you are below a car falling down a tree in a park full of dinosaurs. They could go around the tree, but they're not gonna!

  • @hunbbelmeer6600
    @hunbbelmeer6600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "50%. Either it was or it wasn't."
    I've been watching too much Ryan George because that calculation made a lot of sense to me 😂

    • @Deborita777
      @Deborita777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also, the best way to forecast the weather. 50%. You'll never be wrong. Lol!😂

    • @byronabrahams871
      @byronabrahams871 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's no such thing as too much Ryan George, because that would be more than 50%.

    • @davejohn3600
      @davejohn3600 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sad things is I've had people use this argument with me.

  • @martinheljedal7670
    @martinheljedal7670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is my favorite pitch meeting of all time 😍😍 Don't know how many times I've watched it 😁
    "You're not wrong" 😂😂

  • @sdo224
    @sdo224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    You've got to love SCIENK and METH

    • @310smoker
      @310smoker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i was good at meth

    • @stephengarvey509
      @stephengarvey509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Meth makes you scienk better

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Meth heads are real good at Scienk.

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can do meth, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @Johnny-rx4hs
      @Johnny-rx4hs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DEA open up!

  • @johnpotts8308
    @johnpotts8308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "It's been peer reviewed!"
    "A bunch of scientists looked it over and agreed with it?"
    "No, I showed it to a drunk guy on the pier!"
    That certainly sounds pretty rigorous to me.

  • @korliyon2283
    @korliyon2283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Wow, what are the odds that was the same shark that Nova fell into?"
    "50%, either it was or it wasn't."
    I LITERALLY DIED

    • @1MinuteFlipDoc
      @1MinuteFlipDoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is the logic behind modern physics. we might be right, or we might be wrong (50/50). but we're probably wrong.

    • @rpc717
      @rpc717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally? 50% chance of that...

  • @Number2MemeFinder
    @Number2MemeFinder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how when he says "Math!" and shows his paper it reads "Meth". Probably what the writers were on when they wrote this script lol

  • @jayak8217
    @jayak8217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    "What sparks the explosion?"
    "Just, you know, life."
    Deep...

    • @wonton28
      @wonton28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was just thinking the same thing... deep af

    • @genericstaticshock705
      @genericstaticshock705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Profound even

    • @grantdillon3420
      @grantdillon3420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Life...uh....finds a way

    • @ceptemzorpus
      @ceptemzorpus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i cant begin to tell you how much you need to shut up

    • @ceptemzorpus
      @ceptemzorpus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wonton28 i cant begin to tell you how much you need to shut up

  • @DarkmanPoe
    @DarkmanPoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Oh! Fin! That's what a shark has!"
    I don't know how it's possible, but I swear you get funnier with every episode.

  • @unclecreepy4185
    @unclecreepy4185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Poor Ryan George. He will have to watch 5 more Sharknado movies just to entertain us.

    • @NancyFrye
      @NancyFrye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nah, he can just do an omnibus pitch session for all of them. That’s as much attention as they deserve.

    • @anthonythompson6053
      @anthonythompson6053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Still can’t believe there were 6 of these

    • @onegonearm
      @onegonearm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@anthonythompson6053 They didn't have the budget for Dead Horsenado so they had to find something to beat.

    • @chrisgorman1652
      @chrisgorman1652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For him (them?) it will be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @Jb-du5xt
      @Jb-du5xt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      if you dont enjoy the sharknado movies you dont have a soul

  • @stephenmoss8428
    @stephenmoss8428 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It has been a while since I cried with laughter. Thank you very much!

  • @Zephroto
    @Zephroto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    After that spider attack I'm glad everyone is okay.

    • @Zephroto
      @Zephroto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Hey there hit em with that thai-kwon-nope

    • @irai_nesanOfThamizhOrigin
      @irai_nesanOfThamizhOrigin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Hey there Yeah the spider didn't stand a chance

    • @petarcubrilo5030
      @petarcubrilo5030 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not Corey. I'm not.

  • @acarwash
    @acarwash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This pitch meeting had a lot of extra “wowowowowowowow” and I loved every second of it

  • @daviddavies3637
    @daviddavies3637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Me: "I haven't watched any of the Sharknado movies."
    Screen Rant: "How did you manage that?"
    Me: "It was super easy. Barely an inconvenience."

    • @BestAnimeFreak
      @BestAnimeFreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You may consider to do so.
      If you know it is a trash movie and if the movie itself knows it is a trash movie (which it does), it's gonna be a good trash movie °L°
      Unless, you don't like trash movies, not even the good ones xD

    • @daviddavies3637
      @daviddavies3637 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BestAnimeFreak - As a kid, I probably loved trash movies without even realising it. Wisdom comes with age. After what you've just said, I'm not sure that's a good thing. ;-)

    • @ucimobile0468
      @ucimobile0468 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooh, avoiding trash movies is tight

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I knew about the First one, Not the fact there has been an entire series of them.

    • @BestAnimeFreak
      @BestAnimeFreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daviddavies3637 The moment you understand how to let go, accepting the reality of what will happen and completely submerging into the madness ...
      This is the moment of true wisdom °L°
      This is how to enjoy such movies °J°
      This ... is freedom ! °o°

  • @ninjabunnywholivesinsideaw8216
    @ninjabunnywholivesinsideaw8216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I want to see a pitch meeting for EVERY ONE OF THE SHARKNADO FILMS!!!!